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Love Island (2015) Season 13 - Episode 7 EngSub
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00:12My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:22I'll take you for a ride.
00:24Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Wrapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man.
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The love island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:15And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances.
02:21Hey, surprise, how's your day?
02:24Nice to meet you, ready to be amazed.
02:30How are we getting out of here?
02:31How did you get out of here?
02:37Oh my gosh, help me.
02:42Oh my God!
02:48Oh my God! OMG!
02:52Oh my, no, I'm going to be sorry.
02:55No, what the hell!
02:58Help!
02:59Yeah!
03:01Oh my God.
03:02Help, help!
03:06Thank you, thank you.
03:11Oh my God!
03:13Yes, sir!
03:15Hi!
03:16We said you all right?
03:17Did we get out?
03:18Oh, sweet, probably.
03:22Here's to you.
03:23Here's to you.
03:24Here's to me.
03:25Here's to me.
03:26Here's to us.
03:26Here's to us.
03:27Here's to we!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa,
03:35our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:48Hello?
03:49Hello?
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone.
03:53Where have they gone?
03:56Get me Meow-a-jammer!
04:02Hello, it's me.
04:04Ian Sterling.
04:07Ian with two eyes.
04:09The funny Scottish guy.
04:11No, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio.
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series.
04:20Fancy!
04:23What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that.
04:28I'll find you.
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:38Where is there a plane?
04:42Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the air.
05:06Again.
05:08Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Wee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh.
05:23And that's how free I want to be.
05:25Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:35How are we doing, guys?
05:37Views lovely.
05:38Gorgeous.
05:39Perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going.
05:42Oh my God.
05:43It's sensational.
05:44Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:46Montag.
05:50I just love kissing people.
05:51No, I can't...
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut.
05:56Cut.
05:57Cut that out.
05:58Oh my God.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, I'm a real cat.
06:09I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:38It's like grammar.
07:02It's like grammar.
07:07Is that it?
07:08I know it's a kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10Well, that's my saying.
07:12I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:17I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think...
07:24I'm not even...
07:25I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:38I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends.
07:42Call them at home.
07:43I promise you.
07:44I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and...
07:47Bang!
07:48It's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:19So, yes, LaBound is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that, professional...
08:37Whoa, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40OK.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:45No!
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'll let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:56Wait, what are you eating?
08:58Oh, I saw all these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha!
09:03Wait, I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:10That is so...
09:10No, no, no, because it's really neat.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it,
09:13because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Erm...
09:21I do think you do give back.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want to lie slowly instead?
09:31No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye?
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:45What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:52What?
09:53Oh, what?
09:54The bit in the middle?
09:55It's an island.
09:55No.
09:57Like, just the full hang.
09:59What?
09:59What is that to you?
10:00Like, a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:03I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:06Like...
10:06I'm trying to think.
10:07Oh, go put that on the...
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want to do a cup?
10:18Yes, sweetie.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:19Go with.
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:31Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They used the filter in the fridge.
10:38Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:57I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
11:00No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:05You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15Not maybe.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:17Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:26Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing, it's like a...
11:30Is it a fuck?
11:31No.
11:32What?
11:32It's bad.
11:33I'm gonna say, Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45I'm just not gonna speak for the next.
11:47You know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:56No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:58Like you're like a hoe.
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous,
12:06but close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's her.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:31So, I'm thinking...
12:34What did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rich.
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46OK, OK.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone...
12:55She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her...
12:59No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:04She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey, look.
13:07You've been mad.
13:07You've been mad.
13:14You've been mad.
13:14You've been mad.
13:15You've been mad.
13:15You've been mad.
13:16You've been mad.
13:17We've been mad.
13:18You've been mad.
13:19You've been mad.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Partridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:29Ha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:33Me!
13:35Whereabouts is that though?
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37Okay, I'm down.
13:39It's not down, it's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, about that, I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you'd come off on a junction?
13:56I know the motorway.
13:57We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they work out where the junction is.
14:06My way don't end.
14:07Where does the restart and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north-east.
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost, so just slowly.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London there.
14:25This is London.
14:26We're getting jobs here.
14:26Where is it, like, just north of London?
14:28North, what is it, north-east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally...
14:32Ah!
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Okay, just simple, simple words in.
14:35It's north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent, no?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking.
14:43Like, you go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this, or is it going...
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:52Okay.
14:52I'm good with my maps.
14:54Yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:02No.
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:08Left-hand drive, like normal?
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:12Same as England, right?
15:13Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Oh, okay.
15:23Does no-one know their junction?
15:24No one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:27Yeah.
15:28I've never been asked it.
15:29Oh, great junction.
15:30There's something different.
15:37Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right.
15:43I'm going to be uns, uns all the time, but I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, I ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words.
15:51What's Opie like?
15:53Cheek!
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
16:16from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three, I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm rapping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us girls?
16:31Go to the end pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:32If you say so.
16:34If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:44And again!
16:44And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck or Moza.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goats.
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10What the fuck is going on?
17:11Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject.
17:15Opie.
17:16But!
17:17What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all real.
17:21I'm going to be uns uns all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like uns uns uns.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like, again, Ops is a different.
17:27Ops is a, I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:32Ops is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie's onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Ropey.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who?
18:00Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:02It's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Are you calling her Shrek?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek?
18:09Well done either.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:17So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what?
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:34That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:38Yeah.
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true, love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue.
19:05But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samaraj!
19:38Samaraj!
19:39Oh here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:57Oh no!
19:59I'm scared!
20:00You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:06Yeah!
20:08I love that one too!
20:11Great position!
20:12Yeah does anyone know the actual leg name for that?
20:15Let's call the Samaraj special!
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh!
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple I can't see work in, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:46I think she should be with George.
20:50Because she likes George.
20:51Yeah!
20:52Yeah!
20:53Fucking hell!
20:54Do you miss him?
20:56I like Robin, so...
20:58Yeah!
21:01Yeah!
21:02Oh!
21:03Yay!
21:05Yay!
21:08Ding ding!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13Oh!
21:13That's a good one!
21:14You haven't got to pick me!
21:16Are you messing?
21:17This is your time to shine!
21:18Do you fancy a kiss?
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Yes!
21:24Oh!
21:25Oh!
21:26It's fat!
21:30Oh!
21:33Oh!
21:33You won!
21:35You can just do it in a few words!
21:36Oh, do it in a look!
21:38Oh!
21:39Oh, it's alright!
21:39Oh, hey!
21:42Go Fitz!
21:43Oh!
21:44Oh, look at his hat!
21:45Yay!
21:49It's all love, brother!
21:50It's all love, man!
21:52How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:55Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No, no, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:20Oh, there's more than we thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot.
22:26I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Well, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting their toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Well, not after that performance, though.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:55Yeah.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:05Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:09Are you freaked out by feet?
23:11I just don't think that...
23:14I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot.
23:17But I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:24You've never said that.
23:25Like I say, like I'm supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:32Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:34I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa, and that a latte is
23:49a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
24:00How many ice cubes you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the carpet.
24:08Four.
24:08Four, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:17It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:23What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24All the way to the top?
24:26Just try that.
24:27Try that and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:29Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be caramel.
24:48Don't be fussy.
24:48I don't see it.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think is quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05But I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Eddie, then I'll have a double shot.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:24Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:31Are you flippin' with me?
25:32No, that's right.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:38Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, D-J?
26:24I'll give you this show.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Ticka-tun-tun, ticka-tun-tun, ticka-tun-tun, ticka-tun-tun, ticka-tun-tun, ticka-tun-tun, ticka-tun
26:31-tun, ticka-tun-tun.
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:59They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05Look, you've dusted your head.
27:07Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:11It's Love Island Unseen Mets.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun facts.
27:19Any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck is a platypus?
27:32Oh my god, a perioded platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:36So a platypus, does it sweat water, blood or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:52I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:55Yeah, I don't teach the kids that.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read, like, chick flicks.
28:08You know when they're, like, nothing-y?
28:09They're not, like...
28:09You're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16I'm not gonna lie.
28:17We're literally book club, guys.
28:20Yeah, you're not out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does, like, murder mystery.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this haram?
28:45They're living their life not knowing this stuff.
28:47You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm gonna go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not gonna lie.
29:00Don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah.
29:04Forget this shit.
29:05What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:11The Swedish kind.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation,
29:32and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just gonna go sit myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions
29:38she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows
29:48whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're gonna have to teach me some slanking how serious,
29:53because when we get out and I come down,
29:55and we have to go out.
29:56I'm gonna have to go out.
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up in.
30:07You come on right down.
30:09You come up in.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:16When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's a weird.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something!
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is like...
30:41No one's...
30:42No one's actually pulled me a butt.
30:46Can you...
30:46Oh, my God.
30:47He likes you.
30:49Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man.
31:00Honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:05Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I think it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff off.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessing me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:21Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen in 4K.
31:26What the hell?
31:28That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29Yeah.
31:30It literally landed on my face.
31:31You guys just slapped me.
31:33I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day I'll just come over and I'll give you...
31:38I bought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:51I think that is the...
31:51That was the same one!
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell!
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06What is it?
32:07It's a beetle.
32:08Oh, it's Islanders take a pic with something!
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him, come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told me to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I changed my mind.
32:33Oh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:37Ah!
32:38I'm joking.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:57Oh, yeah.
33:07What aets.
33:07Oh, yes!
33:15That's what I was doing.
33:15Oh, no.
33:15Oh, my God.
33:17I just want to see you in my mind as I'm eating, so I'm getting really good.
33:17I can't.
33:18You're a little bit more that I'm going to run out of my bag so I can even try.
33:18I can't enjoy it.
33:19Am I just going to leave my country?
33:19You're a little bit.
33:19I can't.
33:19Okay, I love you.
33:19Oh, yeah.
33:22Hey, man.
33:27I don't know what you're going to do.
33:28but what i'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone
33:35wait hold up i'm gonna pee quickly shut up i swear to god i need you can just take in
33:45he's literally leaving me already he's like i need a way oh yes how romantic
34:13oh the romance
34:20i was quite flattered to hear that lorenzo was talking to ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of scotland which one of you's taken a shot
34:33she's great that woman she put scotland on the map yeah what an icon yeah
34:38do you know her no do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her i don't
34:45know her wish i did
34:47though i'm gonna sing shelloid by shelloid
34:53we didn't reenact
35:01no i need to see it like front on right right hold on so what what a character do you
35:08want first the
35:09real assy there's two no the one that's sitting did nothing right are you ready
35:23all right okay all right i'm gonna sing shelloid but
35:34this is like year 11 drama so you're singing oh no you saw this one it's all did it right
35:40go go go
35:42which one of yes has done that
35:46and then you have to say it wasn't me
35:47oh my goodness that's fucking one of yes disgusting
35:55sorry oh good brother
35:59just do you make her laugh no
36:02i don't
36:03do you know what i mean
36:08they speak much i think it's a bit over the top now i think they're kind of funny
36:13yeah yasmin that's so funny if you ask me it's disgusting
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37:56everyone say cheese or better still everyone say love island unseen bits
38:07we're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14like that big ledge behind you yaz
38:19it's a program that's easy to dip into
38:30it's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons you can make lemonade
38:35fuck off at last the top the op hasn't mastered it's love island unseen bits
38:46i heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that aids and what a melt
38:51i think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite
38:54that looks good boyd ramsey
38:56doesn't it smells good too don't it
38:58is this mine but it's yours
38:59you right are you joking me
39:04are you going to kind of have a girl's shower can we share it
39:09has it's been rubbed it's just been rubbed mate i know it's all right i'll make another one
39:15oh it's a bit soggy on that it's a bit soggy
39:19it's got a soggy bottom don't moan babe what did what she say it's a bit soggy
39:24bring it back here then sorry it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:34oh my god that is the best thing i've ever done you should
39:43that's giving me goosebumps i've got full on shivers
39:48do you want to have that i would
39:51yes she would how good is that how good is this
39:58that's my favorite thing in the world
40:08incredible from him
40:11he's an amazing mom
40:13well this is a love island first a girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa the truth came out about george and yasmin's secret mission
40:29from maya islanders yasmin and george entered the villa yesterday they have been keeping a secret
40:36no i don't think it's funny you know well that's what you were wrong jasmine it was funny first
40:43everyone pulled a funny face and then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as samraj and ellie
40:49were sent packing
40:52alien samraj it's not over yet a second chance is coming is this a joke
40:58it is a joke samraj i told you this was funny the games have begun i'm ready also ready were
41:06two
41:07brand new bombshells so ellie and samraj went from dumped to double dates and here are some delicious
41:15unseen bits that you didn't get to see nice lovely innit sorry what was your name cavern
41:21cavern yeah the k it's different isn't it cavern cavern yeah that sounds horrible saying that
41:26where are you from you got me with an accent have a guess welsh no no no scottish yeah
41:34i was going to say close enough but it's miles down i'm mod darling i'm used to the cameras make
41:40you get my good side okay cheers to us indeed yeah i need to put this down i actually can't
41:51see
41:53i should have got that bow ties down because i'm scrambling that now no we're not yeah i was going
41:57to say you don't want that in your drink what's gonna happen come on let's go oh it's fine
42:16it's back it's time for beat up bonanza i asked our anders to show me their party tricks
42:26party tricks i don't know uh i could do the moonwalk
42:34mate that was shit to be fair i have the world's crappiest party tricks which i'm going to show
42:40you guys because the world needs to see it
42:43i think i've got one
43:01two legs up and a little like this make it rain so this one bed's a lot worse than this
43:08one but
43:08this one's pure ringing
43:14tense my abs i think having abs is the party trick so
43:23uh huh huh maybe i don't know
43:33oops looks like this
43:50i've got really bendy wendy hands so like i can do this weird thing i can do the magic mic
43:56one
43:56where i jump in the air and i grind on the floor oh oh no i think we're okay
44:08i'm sorry is it all right so what is that one or i should do it again maybe not
44:15come back next week for some more
44:18each up
44:25unseen bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode but we
44:29are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota we're going to get reported to waftcom
44:34let's have one last look i am terrified to see the unseen bits because i am just exactly how i
44:40am back home
44:40i will be farting on unseen bits
44:42me too
44:44it's that time again
44:56we'll take a princess pop yasmin thanks see you next time bye
45:01bye
45:13so
45:19so
45:32you
45:33You
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