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Wukong vs. The Beast Kingdom - Mythical Fantasy Action Drama - ENGSUB
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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all?
00:00:08It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:44Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San Zhang can recite the binding spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:04What?
00:01:06Come here, come here!
00:01:09Come here!
00:01:14Come here!
00:01:24Come here!
00:01:36Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery is so bleak, it's unbearable.
00:01:39Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:13Give me five gin of meat, make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:25Take the kid and run!
00:02:27I'll hold him off!
00:02:29Run!
00:02:30Honey!
00:02:30Get!
00:02:47Immortal Master!
00:02:48Immortal Master!
00:02:49Something's wrong!
00:02:51Immortal Master, Tang Sun Zang and his disciples are almost at Mountain of Lion and Camel!
00:02:59You must not go there!
00:03:10Master hasn't eaten or drunk these past days, and he barely says a word.
00:03:15Could it be he's still pining for the Queen of Ji Liang?
00:03:20Second brother, watch your mouth.
00:03:23Holy Monkbound for the West, please stop right here. Don't take another step forward.
00:03:30Sir, why are you doing this?
00:03:32Outsiders wouldn't know. There's a band of demons up ahead. They've eaten hundreds of thousands. You mustn't go any farther.
00:03:40What?
00:03:42Don't be afraid, Master. I'm here.
00:03:49Wukong, did you hear what they said up there? Demons are causing trouble ahead. We must ask what's going on
00:03:54so I can set my mind at ease.
00:03:56Let me go. Maybe I can beg for some alms too.
00:04:00Baji, look at you. You'll scare them off. Let Wukong go instead.
00:04:06Him. He's uglier than I am.
00:04:09Baji finally volunteered.
00:04:14Let him change into something handsome then.
00:04:21Well, Master?
00:04:24Fine. Go and come back quick.
00:04:26Alright.
00:04:32Sir, please wait!
00:04:36You are...
00:04:38Sir.
00:04:40We're monks from the Eastern Tang Empire, headed to the Western Heavens to seek the Sutras.
00:04:45I heard you say there are demons ahead. What's really going on?
00:04:49Uh...
00:04:50Those mountains are called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:04:54They stretch for 800 lives.
00:04:56West of there lies a human kingdom, called Lion-Camel Kingdom.
00:05:00The rains came in season, and the people lived in peace.
00:05:04It was once a land of harmony.
00:05:09But, 500 years ago, three demons came from the West.
00:05:13They seized Mountain of Lion and Camel and ate an entire city's people.
00:05:17So that's it. Just three demons, huh?
00:05:20I'll rank one to death myself.
00:05:22My brother can club one dead.
00:05:23We'll leave the last for Sha Wu Jing, and he'll finish it in one swing.
00:05:27If it were only three, why would I stop you?
00:05:29After they ate the people, they didn't leave.
00:05:32They took the land and founded a kingdom.
00:05:35Gathering demons from everywhere as their citizens.
00:05:39Keeping humans as livestock, and even setting up a full court.
00:05:43They made tigers their generals, and wolves their captains.
00:05:47As for their lesser demons, 5,000 are on the Southern Ridge.
00:05:515,000 on the Northern Ridge.
00:05:5410,000 at the Eastern Pass, and 10,000 at the Western Pass.
00:05:58Another 4,000 or 5,000 patrol and keep watch, and 10,000 more guard the gates.
00:06:04There are countless fire tenders, and countless woodcutters too.
00:06:09All told, that's 47,000 or 48,000.
00:06:13And those are the ones with names, with badges at their waists.
00:06:18Stationed here just to eat people.
00:06:21That many?
00:06:2340,000? That's it?
00:06:25That doesn't even count the unregistered ones.
00:06:28Add those in, and you're talking one or two hundred thousand.
00:06:31They eat people every day, boiling them, skewing them, brewing blood into wine.
00:06:37For 500 years now, they've devoured the people of continent of Xinyu.
00:06:42Good heavens!
00:06:44I'd better get back, fast!
00:06:45And report to M Master!
00:06:55Master, we can't go on. This is called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:06:59It's a realm of demons. 40 to 50,000 are waiting to eat people.
00:07:04What are we supposed to do?
00:07:06You idiot! What are you scared of?
00:07:08I've fought 100,000 heavenly soldiers.
00:07:11What's 40 or 50,000 demons to me?
00:07:14Big brother, you're so capable.
00:07:15But I, old Jew, don't have the nerve.
00:07:18If you ask me, we should split the luggage now and run for our lives.
00:07:21The locals are terrified of demons, and you believe their exaggerations?
00:07:26Even if there really are that many, I'd swing my staff all night and wipe them out to the last.
00:07:32Talk is cheap. Besides that funeral rod of yours, what weapon do you have to deal with that many fiends?
00:07:38Don't underestimate me. I, old son, can carve a path through the Eastern Sea, even a mountain of iron and
00:07:44silver.
00:07:45I can smash straight through.
00:07:46Then if you can, go do it!
00:07:49Wukong, what you hear may be false, what you see is the truth.
00:07:53Bhaji is scared out of his wits. Go take a look, see for yourself.
00:07:56And whether it's as that old man said.
00:07:58Yes, master!
00:08:15Master, stay inside the circle. Don't come out. I'll be right back.
00:08:19Master, stay inside the circle. Don't come out. I'll be right back.
00:08:33Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:34Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:36Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:36Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:37Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:40Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:43Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:46Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:46Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:47Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:47Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:48Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:50Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:53Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:53Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:54Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:54Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:57Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:59Master, stay inside the circle.
00:09:05Big brother, second brother, come on, let's drink to Tang San Zang's arrival, let's have a toast, cheers.
00:09:16Big brother, why the long face?
00:09:19Big brother, we're about to eat Tang San Zang's flesh, cheer up.
00:09:24You're taking this way too lightly, that Tang San Zang may be immortal now, but his eldest disciple is no
00:09:31ordinary figure.
00:09:32That monkey, born of stone when Nuwa mended the sky, a stone monkey made flesh.
00:09:37He learned magic from ancient powers, 100,000 soldiers couldn't stop him, he's not someone we can handle easily.
00:09:45What's 100,000 heavenly soldiers? Big brother, you forgot!
00:09:48When the heavenly court came to wipe us out, 100,000 heavenly soldiers, you swallowed them all in one bite,
00:09:55some stinking monkey.
00:09:57What is he really?
00:09:58Don't underestimate him, who knows? How many heroes have died under that monkey's iron staff?
00:10:04So in the end, you're scared of Sun Wukong, aren't you?
00:10:07Then we just take down Sun Wukong, and that's that.
00:10:11Third brother, you have a plan?
00:10:15Of course I do, guards! Bring it up!
00:10:29What's this?
00:10:32I took it before I left the Sacred Buddhist Monastery.
00:10:35Just something I grabbed from the treasury.
00:10:36They call it the Yin-Yang Energy Vase.
00:10:40You dared steal from the Sacred Buddhist Monastery?
00:10:43Aren't you afraid the Buddha will punish you?
00:10:46Uncle, what's wrong with taking my nephew's stuff?
00:10:50Buddha Tathagata owes me that much.
00:10:52Alright, third brother, how does this vase deal with Sun Wukong?
00:10:55Inside are seven gems, eight trigrams, and 24 auras.
00:10:59It holds a world of its own.
00:11:01If someone gets trapped inside, it's fine as long as they keep quiet.
00:11:05The moment they speak, raging fire burns them.
00:11:07If they can withstand the flames, countless venomous snakes will bite them.
00:11:11If the snakes can't kill them, three fire dragons will come and devour them, over and over, without end.
00:11:18A hundred years pass inside the vase, while outside it's only a short while.
00:11:22No matter how powerful, once inside, they'll eventually drain their power and melt into pus.
00:11:28It's that deadly?
00:11:30With a treasure like this, catching Tang San Zang will be easy.
00:11:37Reporting to the Three Kings, less than a hundred leave from here, we've spotted Tang San Zang.
00:11:43Speak of Tang San Zang and here he comes.
00:11:50Big Brother, Sun Wukong is gone. Perfect timing.
00:11:54But Tang San Zang is guarded by two disciples.
00:11:56I don't know that pig-faced one, but that bearded guy is the curtain-lifting general by the Jade Emperor's
00:12:02side.
00:12:03So what? I'd still fight him.
00:12:04Big Brother, we'll each take one.
00:12:06Second Brother, use that long trunk of yours and snatch Tang San Zang away.
00:12:10Fine!
00:12:28Well, well. Now this is interesting.
00:12:30Huh? Demons!
00:12:32Oh my god.
00:12:36Master, don't be afraid. I'll hold them off.
00:13:05Master, don't be afraid. I'll hold them off.
00:13:10That damn monkey. He had to leave now of all times. Demons come, and he's gone.
00:13:15Maji, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it!
00:13:22I'm going, and there's a huge lion too!
00:13:29Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zang will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee.
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell.
00:14:06Break!
00:14:19Master!
00:14:19Master!
00:14:35Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:38We're finished!
00:14:40If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive!
00:14:51Move!
00:14:51Third King's orders!
00:14:54Scrub pots, chop wood, make broth from human bone!
00:14:57Fight Zang Zang Zang up and hot paw him!
00:15:04Great King's orders!
00:15:06Step up the mountain patrols!
00:15:08Junior Windscout!
00:15:09Drill Master!
00:15:11Patrol the South Pass!
00:15:12If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report it once!
00:15:16Yes!
00:15:19The King sent me to patrol the mountain!
00:15:23I'm taking a spin through the human world!
00:15:32Junior Windscout!
00:15:33Got it!
00:15:41Who are you?
00:15:42Are you a local demon from Mountain of Lion and Camel 2?
00:15:45Which cave are you from?
00:15:48You tell me first, who are you?
00:15:50I'm the Great King's personally appointed Junior Windscout!
00:15:54See it!
00:15:55My badge!
00:16:02Spit it out!
00:16:03Who are you?
00:16:05I'm the Chief Windscout!
00:16:07Your boss!
00:16:09Chief Windscout!
00:16:10How come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:14And I've never seen you before!
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave!
00:16:18The boss said I did a great job!
00:16:20So he promoted me for training!
00:16:22Don't believe me?
00:16:23Look!
00:16:25You really are the Chief Windscout!
00:16:31Hello, sir!
00:16:32We're co-workers!
00:16:33No need to be formal!
00:16:35I heard our three bosses have some serious backing!
00:16:38Is that true?
00:16:38That's what my second uncle told me!
00:16:40He's the Deputy Commander in the boss's cave!
00:16:44He said our three bosses send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery
00:16:48and 500 Arhats come out to greet them!
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Palace
00:16:52and the 11 Celestial Luminaries all pay their respects!
00:16:56The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends!
00:16:59The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them!
00:17:02Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers!
00:17:05The Guardian Earth Deity kneels to pay his respects!
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him, too!
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:16Nothing!
00:17:17So does your boss know his grandpa?
00:17:19The Great Sage equal to Heaven!
00:17:22The Great Sage equal to Heaven!
00:17:26Who's that?
00:17:29Sun!
00:17:30Sun Wukong!
00:17:32Freeze!
00:17:42Let ol' Sun take a look inside your lair!
00:17:50Junior Wind Scout is back!
00:18:12Blood Vermicelli Soup!
00:18:14It's my favorite!
00:18:17These demons eat people like it's nothing!
00:18:20Can the Sacred Buddhist Monastery not see this?
00:18:22Move!
00:18:23The King gave orders!
00:18:24Fetch water and wash Tang San Zang clean!
00:18:27What did you just say?
00:18:29Wash Tang San Zang!
00:18:30You didn't know?
00:18:31The King just captured Tang San Zang!
00:18:34What?
00:18:34Where is Tang San Zang?
00:18:35In the main hall!
00:18:36They're about to eat him!
00:18:37Eeh!
00:18:58Reporting to the Three Kings, Tang San Zang has been washed and brought in!
00:19:03Big Brother!
00:19:04Let's dig in!
00:19:06Let's dig in!
00:19:12My two brothers, catching Teng San Zang was too easy this time, but we didn't see that monkey.
00:19:18Don't worry, brother. That lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared.
00:19:23Amitabha.
00:19:25Teng San Zang, you're not reaching the sacred Buddhist monastery today.
00:19:29Chanting Amitabha won't save you.
00:19:31The one in danger today isn't this humble monk. It's you.
00:19:36What did you say?
00:19:37You set yourselves up as kings in the western heavens.
00:19:40You crush the Buddha's way. You eat people. Gods and men alike despise you.
00:19:45Heaven's law won't allow it. Heaven will punish you, and so will the Buddha.
00:19:51Heaven's law? The Buddha?
00:19:53Bullshit!
00:19:54Teng San Zang, call the Jade Emperor down here. See if I so much as flinch.
00:20:00Teng San Zang, open your eyes. Mountain of Lion and Camel has 100,000 demon troops.
00:20:05What is there to fear under heaven?
00:20:08100,000 demon troops?
00:20:10All this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across these hills.
00:20:16You reap what you sow.
00:20:18My eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls.
00:20:23Enough talk. Get him into my belly. Let that monkey search all he wants.
00:20:28Men, slice Teng San Zang into 10,000 pieces. We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:32Yes.
00:20:44What?
00:20:44What?
00:20:45What?
00:21:02Let's see who dares lay a hand on my master!
00:21:11Master, your disciple is late!
00:21:13Wukong, watch out for these demons!
00:21:16Seize him!
00:21:23Master, I'll fight our way out!
00:21:28Whoever captures that monkey will be made Chief Wind Scout
00:21:31and rewarded with a piece of Tang San Zong's flesh
00:21:34so he too may live forever!
00:21:58Hack him to pieces!
00:22:25Master!
00:22:27Wukong!
00:22:43Bunch of scum!
00:22:44Don't get cocky!
00:22:56Wukong!
00:22:58Let my master go!
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head!
00:23:18I don't care who you are!
00:23:20I'll kill you all the same!
00:23:27Brothers, together!
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two!
00:23:44Hime!
00:23:49Right now!
00:23:51I'll cut you down!
00:23:53Damn, bro!
00:23:54You've got skills!
00:23:55One slash and you finish Sun Wukong!
00:23:57With Sun Wukong gone, we can finally feast on Tang San Zang's flesh!
00:24:03Who says I'm dead?
00:24:09He...
00:24:10He split into two!
00:24:13Then I'll cut again!
00:24:23That's strange!
00:24:24This is weird!
00:24:25The more I cut, the more there are!
00:24:28Don't panic, boss!
00:24:29Sun Wukong can make clones!
00:24:31He's messing with you!
00:24:33My boy, you know who I am?
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects!
00:24:38Next time you see your master, I'll spare you the humiliation!
00:24:41You're asking to die!
00:24:45I'm coming to help!
00:24:47Die!
00:24:50I'm in too!
00:25:06Two fists can't beat four hands!
00:25:08I'm out of here!
00:25:11Going somewhere?
00:25:19He's almost out of strength!
00:25:21Finish him!
00:25:22Take this!
00:25:30That monkey got away!
00:25:32Tang San Zang is still in our hands!
00:25:34He can't get far!
00:25:37Those demons are something else!
00:25:39I couldn't handle the three of them alone!
00:25:41I'll go get reinforcements!
00:25:46This Buddhist alms bowl is mine!
00:25:48The wooden fish drum is yours!
00:25:50The rations are mine!
00:25:52You can have master's spare socks!
00:25:56Second brother!
00:25:57Master's fate is still unknown!
00:25:59And you're splitting up the luggage!
00:26:01What else are we supposed to do?
00:26:03You know they're vicious!
00:26:04Don't tell me you don't!
00:26:05I'm afraid master won't make it!
00:26:07I'm going back to Gao Village!
00:26:09You!
00:26:16Eldest brother!
00:26:17You're finally back!
00:26:18Master was taken by demons!
00:26:20I know!
00:26:20If you knew, why come back?
00:26:22Why didn't you go save him?
00:26:24You idiot!
00:26:26I told you watch master!
00:26:27And you let him get taken!
00:26:29I'll beat you!
00:26:30Hey monkey king!
00:26:31There were too many of them!
00:26:33What was I supposed to do?
00:26:34Eldest brother!
00:26:36Saving master comes first!
00:26:37You think I don't know there are many?
00:26:39I've already fought them!
00:26:40I was outnumbered!
00:26:41I couldn't save master!
00:26:42You two come with me!
00:26:43Now!
00:26:43We're going to their lair to save master!
00:26:46Alright!
00:26:53Monster!
00:26:55Open up and surrender!
00:26:56Monster!
00:26:57Your grandpa pig is here!
00:26:59Monster!
00:27:00Let my master go!
00:27:03Kill them!
00:27:04Monkey!
00:27:05You lost to me?
00:27:07And you still dare come knocking?
00:27:08You had the numbers before!
00:27:10This time my brother scanned as one!
00:27:12I'll burn your cave down to the ground!
00:27:14The monkey even brought three more helpers!
00:27:16What a pity!
00:27:17They're all losers we've beaten before!
00:27:20Shut it, long-nosed elephant!
00:27:21Or else I'll knock your teeth out with my rake!
00:27:24You wouldn't dare!
00:27:26Why waste words on them?
00:27:28Just kill them!
00:27:33What a pity!
00:27:58Take my rake!
00:28:03Take my rake!
00:28:15contributors!
00:28:18I'm scared!
00:28:19You feel it!
00:28:25You got right!
00:28:26I quite a pity!
00:28:26Oh!
00:28:29What a pity!
00:28:31I'll be sitting there!
00:28:33Ah!
00:28:42Take this, my staff!
00:29:10Take this, my staff!
00:29:49Senior brother!
00:30:11Without your rake, how can you fight me?
00:30:49I nearly got eaten alive!
00:31:16I'll follow you home!
00:31:25Eldest brother!
00:31:30That stable boy won't back down.
00:31:32That monster's here to eat you.
00:31:33Why aren't you running?
00:31:34Why go meet him?
00:31:35One bite and you're in his belly.
00:31:36Today you're still a monk.
00:31:38Tomorrow you'll be a pile of dung.
00:31:39Big brother, you've got quite the appetite!
00:31:43Big brother, second brother, finish them off!
00:31:45Wipe out Tang San Zhang's remaining disciples!
00:31:52Xia Wu Jing, Bai Long Ma, run for your lives!
00:32:03Big brother, congratulations!
00:32:06Here we go!
00:32:08Let's go.
00:32:30Third brother.
00:32:41Big brother, what's wrong?
00:32:44That Sun Wukong is all iron and steel.
00:32:48He's hard to digest.
00:32:49My stomach's so bloated it hurts.
00:32:52It's okay, big brother.
00:32:53Let's get back to the cave, quick.
00:32:55Have the boys boil a big pot of salt water, then take a few baskets of Hawthorn to aid
00:32:59digestion.
00:33:00It'll digest anything, iron head or steel arms.
00:33:04Alright!
00:33:11This is that old demon's stomach.
00:33:13Good!
00:33:14Since you let old Sun in, I'll make you pay for it.
00:33:25Brother, have a seat, quick!
00:33:27Bring in the brine-soaked fruit.
00:33:36Brine, trying to drown old Sun, are you?
00:33:39Transform!
00:33:43You flood me out!
00:33:45I'll just take a little boat.
00:33:50How is it, brother?
00:33:52His belly's bloated with water.
00:33:54Wonder if that monkey drowned.
00:33:56My boy, you filled your belly with hot water so your grandpa's son can take a bath.
00:34:01Nice and warm.
00:34:03Real comfortable.
00:34:04What?
00:34:05That monkey's still alive in my belly.
00:34:07If brine won't kill him, use sour fruit.
00:34:10Good.
00:34:17My boy, your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes awful.
00:34:21It's nowhere near as good as my Mount Huago, mountain of flowers and fruit.
00:34:27You little monkey tape worm.
00:34:29The fruit I eat all ends up in your belly.
00:34:32Good grandson.
00:34:34Toss me some more bananas.
00:34:35Your grandpa loves bananas.
00:34:39Sun Wukong, get your ass out here.
00:34:42Not coming out.
00:34:43Autumn's turned cold.
00:34:44And I'm still in thin clothes.
00:34:45But it's warm in this belly.
00:34:47And there's no wind.
00:34:48I'll come out after I've wintered here.
00:34:50Big brother, that monkey's gonna spend the winter in your gut.
00:34:58If he wants to winter there, I'll go into meditation and use a shifting spell.
00:35:02I won't eat all winter.
00:35:03I'll starve this stable boy to death.
00:35:06Good grandson, you don't know the half of it.
00:35:08I'm escorting Tang San Zhang for the scriptures.
00:35:11And I'm carrying a big iron pot with me.
00:35:13If you won't feed me, I'll take your liver, guts, and lungs in here and boil them up in
00:35:17one pot, make myself a nice awful soup, and stay full till Qingming festival.
00:35:22Uh, brother, that crazy monkey would actually do this.
00:35:26Don't panic, brother.
00:35:27There's no room for a stove in your belly.
00:35:29He can't even get a fire going.
00:35:32Who says I can't set up a stove?
00:35:34That forked bone's the perfect spot.
00:35:36Oh no.
00:35:37If he really sets up a stove and lights it, the thick smoke will choke you up and you'll
00:35:40suffocate, brother.
00:35:43Then what do we do?
00:35:46Relax.
00:35:46Leave it to old son.
00:35:48I'll jab the golden cudgel right into your belly button and poke a hole through it.
00:35:51It'll be a vent for fresh air, and as a chimney too.
00:35:54Ha ha ha.
00:35:55You're gonna jab my belly button?
00:35:57That's it.
00:35:58I'm done.
00:35:58Someone, bring me the poison.
00:36:00That bottle.
00:36:01Our hot Bodhisattva.
00:36:02Even an immortal would drop from one sip.
00:36:05Mix it into the wine.
00:36:06I'll drink it all.
00:36:07Yes.
00:36:08Brother, don't hurt him and hurt yourself even worse.
00:36:12I'm going to the death with that monkey.
00:36:16Five hundred years ago, when I wrecked the heavenly court, I ate Liozi's elixirs and drank the Jade Emperor's wine,
00:36:23Queen Mother's peaches, Phoenix marrow, dragon liver.
00:36:26What haven't I tasted?
00:36:28Poison?
00:36:29You think you can poison me?
00:36:46Now that's good wine.
00:36:48I haven't had wine in over five hundred years.
00:36:51Not a single drop.
00:36:59How is he, brother?
00:37:01How does it feel?
00:37:03That's strange.
00:37:04Normally, after one whole jar, even if I'm not wasted, I'd be flushed and stumbling, but today it feels like
00:37:10I didn't drink at all.
00:37:11Unless that damn monkey drank it all.
00:37:16Good wine.
00:37:17Damn good wine.
00:37:18Perfect, brother.
00:37:20That monkey drank all the poisoned wine.
00:37:23He's as good as dead.
00:37:24He's dead!
00:37:39My stomach!
00:37:56Oh, big brother!
00:37:58Oh, big brother!
00:38:04My boy, well?
00:38:05Are you begging yet?
00:38:08Sun Wukong, if you've got the guts, kill me!
00:38:11Fine!
00:38:12Then I'll beat you right in the gallbladder!
00:38:20Mercy, mercy!
00:38:21Great sage equal to heaven!
00:38:23Please spare him!
00:38:24I'm begging for my big brother!
00:38:26My boy, don't waste words!
00:38:28Just call him Grandpa's son!
00:38:31Grandpa, it's our fault!
00:38:32Your grandson's!
00:38:33We swallowed you by mistake!
00:38:35Great sage, have mercy!
00:38:37Pity us like ants clinging to life!
00:38:39Spare my big brother's life!
00:38:41The three of us will release your master and see you through the mountains!
00:38:46You dragged my master here to suffer!
00:38:48And scared him half to death!
00:38:50My master is delicate!
00:38:52He can't take this abuse!
00:38:53You'll pay for this!
00:38:54Great sage!
00:38:55I don't have any gold or jewels on me!
00:38:58No amber, agate, or other treasures!
00:39:00How can I pay you?
00:39:01Pay you how?
00:39:03I want the three of you brothers to fetch a fragrant vine palanquin!
00:39:06Let my master ride in it!
00:39:08Carry it yourselves!
00:39:09Get my master across the 800-lie mountain of lion and camel!
00:39:12What?
00:39:14I haven't taken this kind of humiliation in 800 years!
00:39:17Third brother, saving our eldest comes first!
00:39:21As you say, great sage, the three of us agree!
00:39:25Just come out and quickly!
00:39:27Fine!
00:39:28Open your mouth wide!
00:39:30I'll fly out myself!
00:39:32Hey big brother!
00:39:33When he comes out, bite down hard!
00:39:35Crush that monkey!
00:39:35Swallow him whole!
00:39:37Then he can't torment you anymore!
00:39:41Trying to play tricks on me, huh?
00:39:44I'll hold the golden cudgel!
00:39:46Go on, bite it!
00:39:56Big brother, bite it! Now!
00:40:01My fangs!
00:40:04What a slippery demon!
00:40:06You dare fool your grandpa's son?
00:40:08I spared your life and you tried to bite me to death!
00:40:10I'm not coming out today!
00:40:11I'm not coming out!
00:40:13You went back in again!
00:40:15Third brother!
00:40:16What kind of rotten idea was that?
00:40:18We didn't even bite the monkey and I chipped my teeth instead!
00:40:22Sun Wukong!
00:40:23I've heard your name for a long time!
00:40:25It's thunder in the ears!
00:40:27They say you made a show outside the southern heavenly gate
00:40:30and showed off at the Palace of Grand Mysteries!
00:40:33Now you're on the road to the western heavens, slaying demons!
00:40:36So you're just some upstart monkey!
00:40:39If you've got the guts, come out and fight fair!
00:40:41If you'd said that 500 years ago, I might have taken the bait!
00:40:44But now, nothing you say matters!
00:40:47Let my master go!
00:40:51Fine, fine!
00:40:52I'll release him right now!
00:40:55I'll release him right now!
00:40:58I'll release him right now!
00:41:01I'll release him right now!
00:41:11Master!
00:41:14Bachi!
00:41:36My disciples Wukong has already subdued them.
00:41:45This lion's belly. Once we're past mountain of lion and camel, we'll get out of here.
00:41:50Toss that steely, great sage son, and you're outside the lion-camel kingdom.
00:41:55Please come out. We won't ever dare to go after your master again.
00:41:59Yes, yes.
00:42:00Little white dragon, take master and go on ahead.
00:42:03Yes, senior brother.
00:42:12Great sage son, your master is long gone now.
00:42:15Fine, open your mouth.
00:42:27Bajisha Jr. brother, let's go.
00:42:30You think you can just leave true Dharma form?
00:42:40Monkey King, they broke their promise.
00:42:44I saw it coming. Since when do demons ever tell the truth?
00:42:47Stop them!
00:42:55Bajisha Jr. brother, Sha.
00:42:56The three of us fight our way out together.
00:42:59All right.
00:43:14Come and die!
00:43:24Come and die!
00:43:27Kill them!
00:43:36Hurricane capture technique!
00:43:52Senior brother!
00:43:55And you too!
00:43:57Hurricane capture technique!
00:44:09Senior brother!
00:44:16Bajisha Jr. brother!
00:44:18Master, Sun Wukong, surrender now!
00:44:22Your master and your junior brother have both been captured.
00:44:25Master!
00:44:26Hurricane capture technique!
00:44:34Crush him to death!
00:44:45Bajisha Jr. brother!
00:44:48Bajisha Jr. brother!
00:44:48Bajisha Jr. brother!
00:44:48Pancake got soft into a pancake!
00:45:04I can't see the monkey anymore!
00:45:10Let me go!
00:45:12Master!
00:45:13Master!
00:45:22I'll wipe you out!
00:45:23You little punk!
00:45:24Taste this!
00:45:25This!
00:45:38Big brother!
00:46:08Son Wukong!
00:46:10You're as good as dead!
00:46:16All hail the third king!
00:46:18Back to the cave! Let's feast and celebrate! We'll feast on Tang Sanxian's flesh!
00:46:25Yes!
00:46:44Third brother, that vase can really hold Sun Wukong?
00:46:49Don't worry, big brother! In no time at all, Sun Wukong will melt into pus!
00:47:04What treasure is this? How did it trap me in here? I'll smash you to pieces!
00:47:16Huh! That's some serious force!
00:47:18Don't waste your breath! You can't break this vase!
00:47:22Can't break it? Then I'll burst it open!
00:47:24Crow!
00:47:27Crowing won't help!
00:47:29Shrink!
00:47:31Shrink!
00:47:41How is that possible?
00:47:43It's useless! Get ready for torture in the vase! Let the flames cleanse you!
00:47:49Oh no!
00:47:56This is all you've got?
00:47:58That little flame can't touch Sun Wukong!
00:48:02Oh really?
00:48:04What about the serpent pit?
00:48:07Snakes!
00:48:12What a meaning!
00:48:14Hmm! My boy, that vase of yours isn't all that!
00:48:17Yeah? Take a closer look!
00:48:25Some oddity true fire!
00:48:29Out of tricks now, huh?
00:48:31In no time at all, you'll be reduced to ash and smoke!
00:48:34Master!
00:48:42Senior brother!
00:48:47Wukong!
00:48:51Master!
00:48:55I, son Wukong, have roamed the three realms!
00:48:59I stormed heaven, broke into the underworld, and entered the dragon palace!
00:49:03Yet I've never been this pathetic!
00:49:05And today, I'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this vase!
00:49:08Master, Bhaji, and Sha Wuching will be eaten by that demon as well!
00:49:14Our pilgrimage for the scriptures will end right here!
00:49:17I failed Buddha Tathagata, and I failed Guan Yin!
00:49:20Every hair on my body got scorched!
00:49:22How are these three still untouched?
00:49:26Wukong!
00:49:27I granted you three life-saving hairs!
00:49:30In dire straits, they can save your life!
00:49:35These are from Guan Yin!
00:49:37The life-saving hair she gave you!
00:49:49Change!
00:49:51No skill, don't take the job!
00:49:53I'll drill through your vase!
00:49:56RIP!
00:50:05Lucky, lucky, now we can get out!
00:50:08Very nice.
00:50:15Third brother, that monkey should be sludged by now, right?
00:50:19I just can't shake the worry.
00:50:24Relax, big brother. It's been ages.
00:50:26That monkey should have melted to the bone.
00:50:29Is that so?
00:50:30Bring it here. Let me see.
00:50:34Gods, carry it before the great king.
00:50:52Third king, something's wrong. The vase is lighter.
00:50:58Nonsense! This is a sacred Buddhist treasure.
00:51:00It contains yin-yang dual energy. How could it be lighter?
00:51:05Third king, look! It really is lighter!
00:51:20How can this be?
00:51:25This vase is empty.
00:51:28Why is there a hole in the bottom? Who did this?
00:51:33My sweet grandkids. Who else but your grandpa?
00:51:45It's Sun Wukong! He got out!
00:51:48He turned into a fly and flew off!
00:51:51Kill that fly!
00:51:53Kill it!
00:51:56Now, spread the order!
00:51:58Shut the gates! Shut them!
00:51:59Don't let that monkey get away!
00:52:02Sun Wukong is out! Run!
00:52:05We have to save our master!
00:52:22My lords, aren't you here to eat Tong San Zong's flesh?
00:52:25Why throw me in the pot first?
00:52:27I haven't bathed in half a year.
00:52:29My meat rinks!
00:52:31If you're eating someone, eat my master first!
00:52:35Your master is the main course.
00:52:37You're the appetizer.
00:52:38The king said so.
00:52:39Wash Drupaji clean first.
00:52:41Scald him, shave him, skin him, salt him, and serve him with wine.
00:52:46This old pig has such a miserable fate.
00:52:49Grab your weapons and come with me!
00:52:51Trouble at the king's cave!
00:52:54All right, move out, brothers!
00:52:57Let me go!
00:52:59Help! Someone help!
00:53:06What a coward!
00:53:07And he used to be Marshal Tian Peng, yet he's that scared of dying.
00:53:12I'll teach him a lesson.
00:53:14Transform!
00:53:21Zhuvuneng!
00:53:24Zhuvuneng!
00:53:25Who? Who's calling me?
00:53:27Wuneng is my name.
00:53:28Guanyin Bodhisattva gave me that Dharma name.
00:53:31After I joined Master, they all call me Bhajie.
00:53:33Out here in the middle of nowhere, how would anyone know that name?
00:53:42Whoever called my Dharma name, show yourself!
00:53:45It was me!
00:53:48Who are you?
00:53:49Hiding in the shadows.
00:53:56I'm an officer of the Netherworld Bureau, here to claim lives.
00:54:00By order of King Yama, I've come to take your soul.
00:54:05Grandpa Soul Reaper, please head back first.
00:54:07Put in a good word with King Yama.
00:54:09He's close with my senior brother's son, Wukong.
00:54:13Ask him to cut me some slack.
00:54:14Let me live one more day.
00:54:16Come take me tomorrow.
00:54:17Nonsense!
00:54:19If King Yama says you die at the third watch, who dare keep you till the fourth?
00:54:25Come with me now, or I'll bring out the rope of fate and yank you by the neck.
00:54:31Please, sir, have mercy.
00:54:33One look at me and you know I'm done for.
00:54:35I'm going to die.
00:54:37No question.
00:54:37I just want one more day.
00:54:39That demon took my master and Sha Wu Jing.
00:54:41All of them.
00:54:42Let me see them one last time.
00:54:44Then I'll go with you to the Netherworld Bureau.
00:54:46At least I'll have honored our bond.
00:54:49Then I can die with no regrets.
00:54:52Fine.
00:54:53I've got 30 names on my warrant.
00:54:56They're all nearby.
00:54:57Let me round them up, and I'll take you.
00:55:00That buys you this one day.
00:55:02But running errands is hard work.
00:55:04Got any silver on you?
00:55:06Hand some over.
00:55:07Call it travel money.
00:55:13Money?
00:55:15I'm Jubaji, a monk.
00:55:17The four elements are empty.
00:55:18What money could I have?
00:55:20If you don't have any silver, then stop yapping.
00:55:24Let me slip the rope on you and come with me.
00:55:27Please, don't take me.
00:55:29Don't arrest me.
00:55:29I know what that is.
00:55:30That's a rope of fate.
00:55:32Once it's around your neck, it hooks your soul away.
00:55:34I have money.
00:55:35I'll pay you.
00:55:36Where is it?
00:55:37Hand it over.
00:55:38Quit stalling, or I'll take you straight to Underworld.
00:55:43What a pity.
00:55:44What a pity.
00:55:45Ever since I became a monk, some devout families would feed the monks, and seeing what an appetite
00:55:50I had, they'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns.
00:55:53So I saved it bit by bit, until I scraped together five kyen of silver.
00:55:57A few days ago, I went to the women's kingdom, and begged the silversmith to melt it into
00:56:02one piece.
00:56:03That silversmith had no conscience.
00:56:06He even skimmed a few fenn off me.
00:56:08In the end, I had one horse hoof silver worth four kyen and six fenn.
00:56:12Take it, then.
00:56:13Huh?
00:56:14This idiot's so broke, he can't even afford pants.
00:56:17Yet he can hide silver.
00:56:20Where did you hide it?
00:56:22Talk!
00:56:22Now!
00:56:24I stuffed it in my left ear.
00:56:26My hands are tied.
00:56:27I can't get it.
00:56:28Reach in and feel for it yourself.
00:56:44You idiot.
00:56:45It really is four kyen and six fenn.
00:56:51Damn that Bimauan!
00:56:53So it was you!
00:56:55It's him, monkey!
00:56:57Look at the state I'm in!
00:56:58And you still mess with me, even scamming me out of my silver.
00:57:01Have you got no conscience?
00:57:05You idiot!
00:57:06I escorted Master West for the scriptures!
00:57:09You have no idea what we've been through!
00:57:11We hacked through thorns and fought off demons!
00:57:13Well you!
00:57:14You hide off to the side and slack off, and you even stash away private money!
00:57:18So what if I saved up?
00:57:20I went without food and scraped it together bit by bit.
00:57:23I was saving to buy some cloth and make myself a new outfit.
00:57:25And you scared me for no reason!
00:57:27Then you stole my silver!
00:57:28Give it back!
00:57:29Now!
00:57:30Not a single coin!
00:57:31This silver is your punishment for hoarding money!
00:57:34It's mine now!
00:57:36Fine!
00:57:36Fine!
00:57:37Take it all as my ransom!
00:57:38But you still have to get me out of here, or I've paid you for nothing!
00:57:44Easy!
00:57:45Since I took your silver, I'll get you out!
00:58:02Monkey King!
00:58:03While those imps aren't looking, let's make a run for it!
00:58:06Don't rush in!
00:58:07Those three demons are too strong!
00:58:09We can't beat them!
00:58:10And you call yourself Marshal Tien Ping Reborn?
00:58:13What a spyless coward!
00:58:15Not today!
00:58:16I'm not running!
00:58:16We're getting Master and Sha Wu Jing out!
00:58:19You're really going head on?
00:58:21Move!
00:58:22Split up!
00:58:33I'm not running!
00:58:43I'm Wukong!
00:58:43Sha Wu Jing reverted to his true form, dipping raw slices in minced human flesh!
00:58:56Brother Sha!
00:58:57Sha Wu!
00:59:13Senior brother!
00:59:14I knew you weren't dead!
00:59:20Boss, we finally get to eat dragon!
00:59:26What are you talking about?
00:59:28The king said we can't eat this dragon!
00:59:31We're keeping it to trade with Western Sea Dragon Palace!
00:59:36What are you staring at?
00:59:38You really think someone's coming to save you?
00:59:44Boss!
00:59:46Where's that black smoke coming from?
00:59:57TUBACHI!
01:00:15Second brother
01:00:16By Lungma
01:00:17Come on, let's meet up with senior brother
01:00:20We have to save master
01:00:22Okay
01:00:25Report
01:00:26Your majesties
01:00:27Tang San Zang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in the cave
01:00:31We don't have enough men
01:00:32We can't hold them off
01:00:34What?
01:00:36They all broke free
01:00:38Oh no, what do we do now?
01:00:40Sun Wukong wounded me and our eldest brother
01:00:42We're badly weakened
01:00:43Now the only one who can stop Sun Wukong's magic treasure
01:00:46Has been drilled through again
01:00:47The three of us can't beat the four of them anymore
01:00:51Don't panic, Tang San Zang is still in our hands
01:00:55Bring Tang San Zang
01:00:59Third brother, Tang San Zang won't help
01:01:01We've got over 40,000 on Mountain of Lion and Camel
01:01:04But even the grunts can't hold it
01:01:06If Mountain of Lion and Camel won't hold
01:01:09I've still got the Lion and Camel kingdom
01:01:11You mean?
01:01:12Big brother, second brother
01:01:14In Lion and Camel City, we've got a million demons
01:01:17We take Tang San Zang and fall back to Lion and Camel City
01:01:20We'll swarm him to death
01:01:21No matter how capable Sun Wukong is
01:01:23He can't take on a million demon soldiers
01:01:25Exactly
01:01:26Let Sun Wukong see what real terror looks like in my Lion and Camel kingdom
01:01:31Tell the whole army
01:01:32Fall back to Lion and Camel City
01:01:36Demons, let my master go!
01:01:40Monkey King, why'd all the demons run off?
01:01:44Eldest brother, they left a message
01:01:46Sun Wukong, if you want to save his master
01:01:49Come to Lion and Camel City if you dare
01:01:54Lion and Camel City
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