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Wukong vs. The Beast Kingdom Episode Eastern Fantasy, Revenge, ANS
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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all?
00:00:07It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:44Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the binding spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:07The next one, the next one.
00:01:36Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery is so bleak, it's unbearable.
00:01:39Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:13Give me five gin of meat, make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:25Take the kid and run!
00:02:27I'll hold him off!
00:02:29Run!
00:02:30Honey!
00:02:30Come on!
00:02:47Immortal Master!
00:02:48Immortal Master!
00:02:49Something's wrong!
00:02:52Tang San Zang and his disciples are almost at Mountain of Lion and Camel!
00:02:59You must not go there!
00:03:10Master hasn't eaten or drunk these past days and he barely says a word.
00:03:15Could it be he's still pining for the Queen of Ji Liang?
00:03:20Second brother, watch your mouth!
00:03:23Holy Monkbound for the West!
00:03:25Please stop right here!
00:03:28Don't take another step forward!
00:03:30Sir, why are you doing this?
00:03:32Outsiders wouldn't know!
00:03:33There's a band of demons up ahead!
00:03:35They've eaten hundreds of thousands!
00:03:37You mustn't go any farther!
00:03:40What?
00:03:42Don't be afraid, Master!
00:03:44I'm here!
00:03:49Wukong, did you hear what they said up there?
00:03:51Demons are causing trouble ahead!
00:03:53We must ask what's going on so I can set my mind at ease!
00:03:56Let me go!
00:03:57Maybe I can beg for some alms too!
00:04:00Baji!
00:04:01Look at you!
00:04:03Look at you!
00:04:03You'll scare them off!
00:04:04Let Wukong go instead!
00:04:06Him!
00:04:07He's uglier than I am!
00:04:09Baji finally volunteered!
00:04:13Let him change into something handsome then!
00:04:21Well, Master?
00:04:24Fine, go and come back quick!
00:04:26Alright!
00:04:32Sir, please wait!
00:04:36You are...
00:04:38Sir!
00:04:40We're monks from the Eastern Tang Empire, headed to the Western Heavens to seek the Sutras.
00:04:45I heard you say there are demons ahead.
00:04:47What's really going on?
00:04:50Those mountains are called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:04:53They stretch for 800 lye.
00:04:55West of there lies a human kingdom, called Lion-Camel Kingdom.
00:05:00The rains came in season, and the people lived in peace.
00:05:04It was once a land of harmony.
00:05:08But, 500 years ago, three demons came from the West.
00:05:13They seized Mountain of Lion and Camel and ate an entire city's people.
00:05:17So that's it.
00:05:18Just three demons, huh?
00:05:20I'll rake one to death myself.
00:05:22My brother can club one dead.
00:05:23We'll leave the last for Sha Wu Jing, and he'll finish it in one swing.
00:05:26If it were only three, why would I stop you?
00:05:29After they ate the people, they didn't leave.
00:05:31They took the land and founded a kingdom, gathering demons from everywhere as their citizens.
00:05:38Keeping humans as livestock, and even setting up a full court.
00:05:43They made tigers their generals and wolves their captains.
00:05:47As for their lesser demons, 5,000 are on the southern ridge, 5,000 on the northern ridge, 10,000
00:05:54at the eastern pass, and 10,000 at the western pass.
00:05:58Another 4,000 or 5,000 patrol and keep watch, and 10,000 more guard the gates.
00:06:04There are countless fire tenders, and countless woodcutters too.
00:06:09All told, that's 47,000 or 48,000.
00:06:13And those are the ones with names, with badges at their waists, stationed here just to eat people.
00:06:21That many?
00:06:2240,000?
00:06:24That's it.
00:06:24That doesn't even count the unregistered ones.
00:06:28Add those in, and you're talking one or two hundred thousand.
00:06:31They eat people every day, boiling them, skewing them, brewing blood into wine.
00:06:37For 500 years now, they've devoured the people of continent of Xinyu.
00:06:41Good heavens!
00:06:43I'd better get back, fast.
00:06:45And report to M-Master.
00:06:53Huh?
00:06:55Master, we can't go on.
00:06:56This is called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:06:59It's a realm of demons.
00:07:0040 to 50,000 are waiting to eat people.
00:07:04What are we supposed to do?
00:07:06You idiot!
00:07:07What are you scared of?
00:07:08I've fought a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers.
00:07:11What's 40 or 50,000 demons to mean?
00:07:13Big brother, you're so capable.
00:07:15But I, old Jew, don't have the nerve.
00:07:17If you ask me, we should split the luggage now and run for our lives.
00:07:21The locals are terrified of demons, and you believe their exaggerations?
00:07:26Even if there really are that many, I'd swing my staff all night and wipe them out to the last.
00:07:32Talk is cheap.
00:07:33Besides that funeral rod of yours, what weapon do you have to deal with that many fiends?
00:07:38Don't underestimate me.
00:07:40I, old son, can carve a path through the eastern sea, even a mountain of iron and silver.
00:07:45I can smash straight through.
00:07:46Then if you can, go do it.
00:07:49Wukong, what you hear may be false, what you see is the truth.
00:07:52Bhaji is scared out of his wits.
00:07:54Go take a look, see for yourself.
00:07:56And whether it's as that old man said.
00:07:58Yes, master.
00:08:15Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:17Don't come out.
00:08:17I'll be right back.
00:08:29Third great king, it's time to eat.
00:08:33Report, third great king.
00:08:34Word has come from the kingdom of Xiliang.
00:08:37Centipede Taoist was killed by Tang San Zhang and his disciples.
00:08:41Tang San Zhang has passed Xiliang.
00:08:44500 years, at last Tang San Zhang's flesh.
00:09:05Big brother, second brother.
00:09:07Come on, let's drink to Tang San Zhang's arrival.
00:09:09Let's have a toast.
00:09:10Cheers.
00:09:16Big brother, why the long face?
00:09:19Big brother, we're about to eat Tang San Zhang's flesh.
00:09:22Cheer up.
00:09:24You're taking this way too lightly.
00:09:26That Tang San Zhang may be immortal now,
00:09:28but his eldest disciple is no ordinary figure.
00:09:32That monkey, born of stone when Nuwa mended the sky.
00:09:35A stone monkey made flesh.
00:09:37He learned magic from ancient powers.
00:09:39100,000 soldiers couldn't stop him.
00:09:41He's not someone we can handle easily.
00:09:45What's 100,000 heavenly soldiers?
00:09:47Big brother, you forgot.
00:09:49When the heavenly court came to wipe us out.
00:09:51100,000 heavenly soldiers.
00:09:53You swallowed them all in one bite.
00:09:55Some stinking monkey.
00:09:57What is he really?
00:09:58Don't underestimate him.
00:09:59Who knows?
00:10:00How many heroes have died under that monkey's iron staff?
00:10:03So in the end, you're scared of Sun Wukong, aren't you?
00:10:07Then we just take down Sun Wukong, and that's that.
00:10:11Third brother, you have a plan?
00:10:15Of course I do!
00:10:16Guards!
00:10:17Bring it up!
00:10:29What's this?
00:10:32I took it before I left the Sacred Buddhist Monastery.
00:10:34Just something I grabbed from the treasury.
00:10:36They call it the Yin Yang Energy Vase.
00:10:40You dared steal from the Sacred Buddhist Monastery?
00:10:43Aren't you afraid the Buddha will punish you?
00:10:46Uncle, what's wrong with taking my nephew's stuff?
00:10:50Buddha Tathagata owes me that much.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:52Third brother, how does this vase deal with Sun Wukong?
00:10:55Inside are seven gems, eight trigrams, and 24 auras.
00:10:59It holds a world of its own.
00:11:00If someone gets trapped inside, it's fine as long as they keep quiet.
00:11:04The moment they speak, raging fire burns them.
00:11:07If they can withstand the flames, countless venomous snakes will bite them.
00:11:11If the snakes can't kill them, three fire dragons will come and devour them.
00:11:15Over and over, without end.
00:11:18A hundred years pass inside the vase, while outside it's only a short while.
00:11:22No matter how powerful, once inside, they'll eventually drain their power and melt into pus.
00:11:27It's that deadly?
00:11:30With a treasure like this, catching Tang San Zang will be easy.
00:11:37Reporting to the Three Kings, less than a hundred leave from here.
00:11:40We've spotted Tang San Zang.
00:11:43Speak of Tang San Zang and here he comes.
00:11:50Big brother, Sun Wukong is gone.
00:11:52Perfect timing.
00:11:53But Tang San Zang is guarded by two disciples.
00:11:56I don't know that pig-faced one, but that bearded guy is the curtain-lifting general by the Jade Emperor's
00:12:02side.
00:12:02So what?
00:12:03I'd still fight him.
00:12:04Big brother.
00:12:05We'll each take one.
00:12:06Second brother, use that long trunk of yours and snatch Tang San Zang away.
00:12:10Fine!
00:12:28Well, well.
00:12:29Now this is interesting.
00:12:30Huh?
00:12:31Demons!
00:12:31Oh my god.
00:12:36Master, don't be afraid.
00:12:37I'll hold them off.
00:12:38Alright, I'll hold them off.
00:13:10That damn monkey, he had to leave now of all times.
00:13:13Demons come, and he's gone.
00:13:15Maji, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it!
00:13:22I'm going, and there's a huge lion too!
00:13:29Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zhang will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee.
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell, break!
00:14:18Master!
00:14:19Master!
00:14:35Second brother!
00:14:36Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:38We're finished!
00:14:39If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive!
00:14:52Third King's orders, scrub pots, chop wood, make broth from human bone!
00:14:56Light Tang San Zhang up, and hot pot him!
00:15:04Great King's orders, step up the mountain patrols!
00:15:08Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:09Drill Master!
00:15:11Patrol the South Pass!
00:15:12If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report it once!
00:15:15Yes!
00:15:19The King sent me to patrol the mountain!
00:15:23I'm taking a spin through the human world!
00:15:32Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:33Junior Wind Scout, got it!
00:15:41Who are you?
00:15:42Are you a local demon from Mountain of Lion and Camel 2?
00:15:45Which cave are you from?
00:15:47You tell me first.
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50I'm the Great King's personally appointed junior wind scout.
00:15:54See it.
00:15:55My badge.
00:16:02Spit it out.
00:16:03Who are you?
00:16:05I'm the Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:07Your boss.
00:16:09Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:10How come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:14And I've never seen you before.
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave.
00:16:18The boss said I did a great job.
00:16:20So he promoted me for training.
00:16:22Don't believe me?
00:16:23Look.
00:16:25You really are the Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:31Hello, sir.
00:16:32We're co-workers.
00:16:34No need to be formal.
00:16:35I heard our three bosses have some serious backing.
00:16:37Is that true?
00:16:38That's what my second uncle told me.
00:16:40He's the deputy commander in the boss's cave.
00:16:44He said our three bosses send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery and 500 Arhat come out to greet them.
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Palace and the 11 Celestial Luminaries all pay their respects.
00:16:56The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends.
00:16:59The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them.
00:17:02Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers.
00:17:05The Guardian Earth Deity kneels to pay his respects.
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him, too.
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:16Nothing.
00:17:17So does your boss know his grandpa?
00:17:19The Great Sage equal to heaven.
00:17:22The Great Sage equal to heaven.
00:17:26Who's that?
00:17:29Sun, Sun Wukong.
00:17:32Freeze.
00:17:42Let ol' Sun take a look inside your lair.
00:17:50Junior Wind Scout is back.
00:18:12Blood Vermitelli Soup.
00:18:14It's my favorite.
00:18:17These demons eat people like it's nothing.
00:18:19Can the Sacred Buddhist Monastery not see this?
00:18:22Woo!
00:18:23The King gave orders.
00:18:24Fetch water and wash Tang San Zang clean.
00:18:27What did you just say?
00:18:29Wash Tang San Zang.
00:18:30You didn't know?
00:18:31The King just captured Tang San Zang.
00:18:34What?
00:18:34Where is Tang San Zang?
00:18:35In the main hall.
00:18:36They're about to eat him.
00:18:49Huh, huh, huh, huh.
00:18:58Reporting to the Three Kings, Tang San Zang has been washed and brought in.
00:19:03Big Brother, let's dig in!
00:19:12My two brothers.
00:19:14Catching Tang San Zang was too easy this time.
00:19:16But we didn't see that monkey.
00:19:18Don't worry, Brother.
00:19:19That lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared.
00:19:22Amitabha.
00:19:25Tang San Zang.
00:19:26You're not reaching the Sacred Buddhist Monastery today.
00:19:29Chanting Amitabha won't save you.
00:19:31The one in danger today isn't this humble monk.
00:19:34It's you.
00:19:36What did you say?
00:19:37You set yourselves up as kings in the Western heavens.
00:19:40You crush the Buddha's way.
00:19:41You eat people.
00:19:42Gods and men alike despise you.
00:19:45Heaven's law won't allow it.
00:19:47Heaven will punish you.
00:19:48And so will the Buddha.
00:19:50Heaven's law?
00:19:51The Buddha?
00:19:53Bullshit!
00:19:54Tang San Zang, call the Jade Emperor down here.
00:19:57See if I so much as flinch.
00:20:00Tang San Zang, open your eyes.
00:20:02Mountain of Lion and Camel has 100,000 demon troops.
00:20:05What is there to fear under heaven?
00:20:08100,000 demon troops?
00:20:10All this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across these hills.
00:20:16You reap what you sow.
00:20:18My eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls.
00:20:23Enough talk.
00:20:24Get him into my belly.
00:20:26Let that monkey search all he wants.
00:20:28Men, slice Tang San Zang into 10,000 pieces.
00:20:31We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:32Yes.
00:20:35Hmm?
00:20:40Ah!
00:20:41Ah!
00:20:44What?
00:20:47Ah!
00:20:50Ah!
00:20:52Ah!
00:20:54Ah!
00:20:55Ah!
00:20:55Ah!
00:20:55What?
00:20:56Ah!
00:21:02Ah!
00:21:03Let's see who dares lay a hand on my master!
00:21:11Master, your disciple is late!
00:21:13Wukong, watch out for these demons.
00:21:16Seize him!
00:21:23Master, I'll fight our way out.
00:21:27Whoever captures that monkey will be made chief wind scout and rewarded with a piece of Tang San Zong's flesh,
00:21:34so he too may live forever.
00:21:38Ah!
00:21:41Ah!
00:21:42Ah!
00:21:44Ah!
00:21:45Ah!
00:21:47Ah!
00:21:48Ah!
00:21:48Ah!
00:21:49Ah!
00:21:49Ah!
00:21:50Ah!
00:21:50Ah!
00:21:51Ah!
00:21:57Ah!
00:21:58Ah!
00:21:58Ah!
00:22:00Ah!
00:22:01Ah!
00:22:02Ah!
00:22:04Ah!
00:22:06Ah!
00:22:07Ah!
00:22:07Ah!
00:22:09Ah!
00:22:09Ah!
00:22:09Ah!
00:22:09Ah!
00:22:09Ah!
00:22:10Ah!
00:22:11Ah!
00:22:12Ah!
00:22:16Ah!
00:22:25Master!
00:22:27Welcome!
00:22:42Bunch of scum!
00:22:44Don't get cocky!
00:22:58Let my master go!
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head!
00:23:18I don't care who you are!
00:23:20I'll kill you all the same!
00:23:27Brothers, together!
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two!
00:23:49Right now, I'll cut you down!
00:23:53Damn, bro!
00:23:54You've got skills!
00:23:55One slash and you finish Sun Wukong!
00:23:57With Sun Wukong gone, we can finally feast on Tang San Zhang's flesh!
00:24:03Who says I'm dead?
00:24:09He...
00:24:10He split into two!
00:24:13Then I'll cut again!
00:24:23That's strange!
00:24:24This is weird!
00:24:25The more I cut, the more there are!
00:24:27Don't panic, boss!
00:24:29Sun Wukong can make clones!
00:24:31He's messing with you!
00:24:32My boy!
00:24:33You know who I am?
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects!
00:24:37Next time you see your master, I'll spare you the humiliation!
00:24:41You're asking to die!
00:24:45I'm coming to help!
00:24:47Die!
00:24:50I'm in too!
00:25:05Two fists can't beat four hands!
00:25:08I'm out of here!
00:25:11Going somewhere?
00:25:19He's almost out of strength!
00:25:20Finish him!
00:25:21Take this!
00:25:30That monkey got away!
00:25:32Tang San Zhang is still in our hands!
00:25:34He can't get far!
00:25:37Those demons are something else!
00:25:39I couldn't handle the three of them alone!
00:25:41I'll go get reinforcements!
00:25:46This Buddhist alms bowl is mine!
00:25:48The wooden fish drum is yours!
00:25:50The rations are mine!
00:25:52You can have master's spare socks!
00:25:56Second brother!
00:25:57Master's fate is still unknown!
00:25:59And you're splitting up the luggage?
00:26:01What else are we supposed to do?
00:26:03You know they're vicious!
00:26:04Don't tell me you don't!
00:26:05I'm afraid master won't make it!
00:26:07I'm going back to Gao Village!
00:26:09You...
00:26:14You...
00:26:16Eldest brother!
00:26:17You're finally back!
00:26:18Master was taken by demons!
00:26:20I know!
00:26:20If you knew, why come back?
00:26:22Why didn't you go save him?
00:26:24You idiot!
00:26:26I told you watch master!
00:26:27And you let him get taken!
00:26:29I'll beat you!
00:26:30Hey Monkey King!
00:26:31There were too many of them!
00:26:32What was I supposed to do?
00:26:34Eldest brother!
00:26:35Saving master comes first!
00:26:37You think I don't know their many?
00:26:39I've already fought them!
00:26:40I was outnumbered!
00:26:41I couldn't save master!
00:26:42You two come with me!
00:26:43Now!
00:26:43We're going to their lair to save master!
00:26:46Alright!
00:26:53Monster!
00:26:55Open up and surrender!
00:26:56Monster!
00:26:57Your grandpa pig is here!
00:26:59Monster!
00:26:59Let my master go!
00:27:03Kill them!
00:27:04Monkey!
00:27:05You lost to me?
00:27:07And you still dare come knocking?
00:27:08You had the numbers before!
00:27:10This time my brother scanned as one!
00:27:12I'll burn your cave down to the ground!
00:27:14The monkey even brought three more helpers!
00:27:16What a pity!
00:27:17They're all losers we've beaten before!
00:27:19Shut it, long-nosed elephant!
00:27:21Or else I'll knock your teeth out with my rake!
00:27:24You wouldn't dare!
00:27:26Why waste words on them?
00:27:28Just kill them!
00:27:58Take my rake!
00:28:03Take my rake!
00:28:04And then!
00:28:14Yes!
00:28:15This is a burning ninja!
00:28:18You won't do anything!
00:28:18Oh!
00:28:25Like!
00:28:28You won't do anything!
00:28:42Take this, my staff!
00:29:02Take this, my staff!
00:29:10Take this, my staff!
00:29:12Take this, my staff!
00:29:12Take this, my staff!
00:29:29Take this, my staff!
00:29:40Take this, my staff!
00:29:46Take this, my staff!
00:29:50Take this, my staff!
00:30:50Take this, my staff!
00:30:50I got eaten alive!
00:31:16I'll follow you home.
00:31:30That stable boy won't back down.
00:31:32That monster's here to eat you.
00:31:33Why aren't you running?
00:31:34Why go meet him?
00:31:35One bite, and you're in his belly.
00:31:36Today, you're still a monk.
00:31:38Tomorrow, you'll be a pile of dung.
00:31:39Big brother, you've got quite the appetite.
00:31:43Big brother, second brother, finish them off!
00:31:45Wipe out Tang San Zhang's remaining disciples!
00:31:52Xia Wujing, Pailongma, run for your lives!
00:31:55lmao
00:31:56lmao
00:31:56lmao
00:31:57lmao
00:32:12lmao
00:32:303rd brother!
00:32:41Big brother!
00:32:42What's wrong?
00:32:44That Sun Wukong is all iron and steel.
00:32:47He's hard to digest. My stomach's so bloated it hurts.
00:32:52It's okay, big brother. Let's get back to the cave, quick.
00:32:55Have the boys boil a big pot of salt water, then take a few baskets of Hawthorn to aid digestion.
00:33:00It'll digest anything, iron head or steel arms.
00:33:04Alright!
00:33:11This is that old demon's stomach!
00:33:14Good! Since you let old Sun in, I'll make you pay for it!
00:33:25Brother, have a seat! Quick! Bring in the brine-soaked fruit!
00:33:36Ryan? Trying to drown old Sun, are you? Transform!
00:33:43You flood me out! I'll just take a little boat!
00:33:50How is it, brother?
00:33:52His belly's bloated with water. Wonder if that monkey drowned.
00:33:56My boy! You filled your belly with hot water so your grandpa's son can take a bath!
00:34:01Nice and warm! Real comfortable!
00:34:03What? That monkey's still alive in my belly!
00:34:07If brine won't kill him, use sour fruit!
00:34:10Good!
00:34:17My boy! Your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes awful! It's nowhere near as good as my Mt. Huago!
00:34:24Mountain of flowers and fruit!
00:34:27You little monkey tapeworm! The fruit I eat all ends up in your belly!
00:34:32Good grandson! Toss me some more bananas! Your grandpa loves bananas!
00:34:39Sun Wukong! Get your ass out here!
00:34:42Not coming out! Autumn's turned cold! And I'm still in thin clothes!
00:34:45But it's warm in this belly! And there's no wind! I'll come out after I've wintered here!
00:34:50Big brother! That monkey's gonna spend the winter in your gut!
00:34:58If he wants to winter there, I'll go into meditation and use a shifting spell!
00:35:02I won't eat all winter! I'll starve this stable boy to death!
00:35:06Good grandson! You don't know the half of it!
00:35:08I'm escorting Tang San Zhang for the scriptures! And I'm carrying a big iron pot with me!
00:35:13If you won't feed me, I'll take your liver, guts, and lungs in here and boil them up in one
00:35:17pot!
00:35:18Make myself a nice awful soup! And stay full till Qingming Festival!
00:35:22Uh, brother! That crazy monkey would actually do this!
00:35:26Don't panic, brother! There's no room for a stove in your belly! He can't even get a fire going!
00:35:32Who says I can't set up a stove? That forked bone's the perfect spot!
00:35:36Oh no! If he really sets up a stove and lights it, the thick smoke will choke you up and
00:35:40you'll suffocate, brother!
00:35:43Then what do we do?
00:35:45Relax! Leave it to old son! I'll jab the golden cudgel right into your belly button and poke a hole
00:35:50through it!
00:35:51It'll be a vent for fresh air! And as a chimney too!
00:35:54You're gonna jab my belly button?
00:35:57That's it! I'm done! Someone, bring me the poison! That bottle! Our hot Bodhisattva! Even an immortal would drop from
00:36:04one sip! Mix it into the wine! I'll drink it all!
00:36:07Yes! Brother, don't hurt him and hurt yourself even worse!
00:36:12I'm going to the death with that monkey!
00:36:16Five hundred years ago, when I wrecked the heavenly court, I ate Liozi's elixirs and drank the Jade Emperor's wine,
00:36:23Queen Mother's peaches, Phoenix marrow, dragon liver, what haven't I tasted?
00:36:28Poison? You think you can poison me?
00:36:30Poison?
00:36:46Now that's good wine.
00:36:48I haven't had wine in over 500 years.
00:36:50Not a single drop.
00:36:59How is he, brother?
00:37:01How does it feel?
00:37:02That's strange.
00:37:04Normally, after one whole jar, even if I'm not wasted, I'd be flushed and stumbling.
00:37:08But today it feels like I didn't drink at all.
00:37:11Unless that damn monkey drank at all.
00:37:16Good wine.
00:37:17Damn good wine.
00:37:18Perfect, brother.
00:37:19Brother, that monkey drank all the poisoned wine.
00:37:23He's as good as dead.
00:37:39My stomach.
00:37:56Oh, big brother.
00:38:04My boy, well, are you begging yet?
00:38:08Sun Wukong, if you've got the guts, kill me.
00:38:11Fine.
00:38:12Then I'll beat you right in the gallbladder.
00:38:20Mercy, mercy.
00:38:21Great sage equal to heaven.
00:38:23Please spare him.
00:38:24I'm begging for my big brother.
00:38:26My boy, don't waste words.
00:38:28Just call him Grandpa's son.
00:38:31Grandpa, it's our fault.
00:38:32Your grandson's.
00:38:33We swallowed you by mistake.
00:38:35Great sage, have mercy.
00:38:37Pity us like ants clinging to life.
00:38:39Spare my big brother's life.
00:38:41The three of us will release your master and see you through the mountains.
00:38:46You dragged my master here to suffer and scared him half to death.
00:38:50My master is delicate.
00:38:52He can't take this abuse.
00:38:53You'll pay for this.
00:38:54Great sage, I don't have any gold or jewels on me.
00:38:58No amber, agate, or other treasures.
00:39:00How can I pay you?
00:39:01Pay you how?
00:39:02I want the three of you brothers to fetch a fragrant vine palanquin.
00:39:06Let my master ride in it.
00:39:08Carry it yourselves.
00:39:09Get my master across the 800-lie mountain of lion and camel.
00:39:13What?
00:39:14I haven't taken this kind of humiliation in 800 years.
00:39:17Third brother, saving our eldest comes first.
00:39:21As you say, great sage, the three of us agree.
00:39:25Just come out and quickly.
00:39:27Fine.
00:39:28Open your mouth wide.
00:39:30I'll fly out myself.
00:39:32Hey, big brother.
00:39:33When he comes out, bite down hard.
00:39:34Crush that monkey.
00:39:35Swallow him whole.
00:39:36Then he can't torment you anymore.
00:39:41Trying to play tricks on me, huh?
00:39:44I'll hold the golden cudgel.
00:39:46Go on, bite it.
00:39:56Big brother, bite it now.
00:40:01My fangs!
00:40:04What a slippery demon.
00:40:06You dare fool your grandpa's son?
00:40:08I spared your life and you tried to bite me to death.
00:40:10I'm not coming out today.
00:40:11I'm not coming out.
00:40:12You went back in again.
00:40:15Third brother.
00:40:16What kind of rotten idea was that?
00:40:18We didn't even bite the monkey and I'd chip my teeth instead.
00:40:22Son Wukong, I've heard your name for a long time.
00:40:25It's thunder in the ears.
00:40:26They say you made a show outside the southern heavenly gate and showed off at the Palace of Grand Mysteries.
00:40:32Now you're on the road to the western heavens, slaying demons.
00:40:36So you're just some upstart monkey.
00:40:38If you've got the guts, come out and fight fair.
00:40:41If you'd said that 500 years ago, I might have taken the bait.
00:40:44But now, nothing you say matters.
00:40:46Let my master go.
00:40:50Fine, fine.
00:40:52I'll release him right now.
00:41:07I'll release him right now.
00:41:11Master!
00:41:15Pachi.
00:41:36My disciples Wukong has already subdued them.
00:41:40What?
00:41:41Subdued?
00:41:41Where's Monkey King?
00:41:43Didn't they swallow him?
00:41:44Pachi!
00:41:44I'm inside this lion's belly.
00:41:46Once we're past Mountain of Lion and Camel, we'll get out of here.
00:41:50Toss that steely.
00:41:51Great sage son.
00:41:53And you're outside the Lion-Camel kingdom.
00:41:55Please come out.
00:41:56We won't ever dare to go after your master again.
00:41:59Yes, yes.
00:42:00Little white dragon, take master and go on ahead.
00:42:03Yes, senior brother.
00:42:12Great sage son.
00:42:13Your master is long gone now.
00:42:15Fine.
00:42:16Open your mouth.
00:42:27Bajishar Jr. brother.
00:42:29Let's go.
00:42:30You think you can just leave?
00:42:31True Dharma form.
00:42:40Monkey King.
00:42:41They broke their promise.
00:42:43I saw it coming.
00:42:45Since when do demons ever tell the truth?
00:42:47Stop them!
00:42:55Bajishar Jr. brother Sha.
00:42:56The three of us fight our way out together.
00:42:59All right.
00:43:14Come and die!
00:43:25Come and die!
00:43:27Kill them!
00:43:37Hurricane capture technique!
00:43:52Senior brother!
00:43:55And you too!
00:43:57Hurricane capture technique!
00:44:09Senior brother!
00:44:17Bajishar Jr. brother!
00:44:18Bajishar Jr. brother!
00:44:18Sun Wukong!
00:44:20Surrender now!
00:44:21Your master and your junior brother have both been captured.
00:44:25Master!
00:44:26Hurricane capture technique!
00:44:33Crash and death!
00:44:37Crash and death!
00:44:44Monkey King!
00:44:46Senior brother!
00:44:47Monkey King got stopped into a pancake!
00:45:04I can't see the monkey anymore
00:45:10Let me go
00:45:11Master
00:45:21I'll wipe you out
00:45:23You little punk
00:45:24Taste this
00:45:25This
00:45:38Big brother
00:46:08Son Wukong
00:46:09You're as good as dead
00:46:15All hail the third king
00:46:18Back to the cave
00:46:19Let's feast and celebrate
00:46:20We'll feast on Tang San Zang's flesh
00:46:24Yes
00:46:44Third brother
00:46:45That vase can really hold Son Wukong
00:46:49Don't worry big brother
00:46:50In no time at all
00:46:51Son Wukong will melt into pus
00:47:04What treasure is this?
00:47:05How did it trap me in here?
00:47:07I'll smash you to pieces
00:47:16That's some serious force
00:47:18Don't waste your breath
00:47:20You can't break this vase
00:47:22Can't break it?
00:47:23Then I'll burst it open
00:47:24Grow
00:47:27Growing won't help
00:47:29Shrink
00:47:40How is that possible?
00:47:43It's useless
00:47:44Get ready for torture in the vase
00:47:45Let the flames cleanse you
00:47:48Oh no
00:47:55This is all you've got?
00:47:58That little flame can't touch Son Wukong
00:48:01Oh really?
00:48:04What about the serpent pit?
00:48:07Snakes
00:48:12What a meeting
00:48:14My boy
00:48:15That vase of yours isn't all that
00:48:17Yeah
00:48:17Take a closer look
00:48:26Samadhi true fire
00:48:29Out of tricks now huh?
00:48:30In no time at all
00:48:32You'll be reduced to ash and smoke
00:48:34Master
00:48:42Senior brother
00:48:47Wukong
00:48:50Master
00:48:55I son Wukong have roamed the three realms
00:48:58I stormed heaven
00:49:00Broke into the underworld
00:49:01And entered the dragon palace
00:49:03Yet I've never been this pathetic
00:49:05And today
00:49:06I'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this vase
00:49:08Master
00:49:09Baji
00:49:10And Xia Wujing
00:49:11Will be eaten by that demon as well
00:49:13Our pilgrimage for the scriptures
00:49:15Will end right here
00:49:17I failed Buddha Tathagata
00:49:18And I failed Guan Yin
00:49:20Every hair on my body got scorched
00:49:22How are these three still untouched?
00:49:25Wukong
00:49:27I granted you three life-saving hairs
00:49:29In dire straits they can save your life
00:49:35These are from Guan Yin
00:49:36The life-saving hair she gave you
00:49:49Change
00:49:50No skill don't take the job
00:49:52I'll drill through your vase
00:50:05Lucky lucky now we can get out
00:50:15Third brother
00:50:16That monkey should be sludged by now right?
00:50:19I just can't shake the worry
00:50:24Relax big brother
00:50:25It's been ages
00:50:26That monkey should have melted to the bone
00:50:28Is that so?
00:50:30Bring it here
00:50:31Let me see
00:50:33Gods
00:50:34Carry it before the great king
00:50:52Third king something's wrong
00:50:54The vase is lighter
00:50:57Nonsense
00:50:58This is a sacred buddhist treasure
00:51:00It contains yin yang dual energy
00:51:02How could it be lighter?
00:51:05Third king look
00:51:07It really is lighter
00:51:20How can this be?
00:51:24This vase is empty
00:51:27Why is there a hole in the bottom?
00:51:29Who did this?
00:51:33My sweet grandkids
00:51:35Who else but your grandpa?
00:51:45It's son Wukong
00:51:46He got out
00:51:48He turned into a fly and flew off
00:51:51Kill that fly
00:51:53Kill it
00:51:56Now spread the order
00:51:58Shut the gates
00:51:59Shut them
00:51:59Don't let that monkey get away
00:52:02Son Wukong is out
00:52:03Run
00:52:04We have to save our master
00:52:22My lords
00:52:23Aren't you here to eat Tong Zang Zang's flesh?
00:52:25Why throw me in the pot first?
00:52:27I haven't bathed in half a year
00:52:29My meat rinks
00:52:30If you're eating someone
00:52:31Eat my master first
00:52:35Your master is the main course
00:52:36You're the appetizer
00:52:38The king said so
00:52:39Wash Juba Ji clean first
00:52:41Scald him
00:52:41Shave him
00:52:42Skin him
00:52:43Salt him
00:52:43And serve him with wine
00:52:46This old pig
00:52:47Has such a miserable fate
00:52:49Grab your weapons
00:52:50And come with me
00:52:51Trouble at the king's cave
00:52:54All right
00:52:55Move out brothers
00:52:57Let me go
00:52:59Help
00:52:59Someone help
00:53:05What a coward
00:53:06And he used to be Marshal Tianping
00:53:09Yet he's that scared of dying
00:53:11I'll teach him a lesson
00:53:13Transform
00:53:26Who's calling me?
00:53:27Wu Nang is my name
00:53:28Guan Yin Bodhisattva gave me that Dharma name
00:53:30After I joined master
00:53:32They all call me Bhaji
00:53:33Out here in the middle of nowhere
00:53:35How would anyone know that name?
00:53:42Whoever called my Dharma name
00:53:44Show yourself
00:53:44It was me
00:53:48Who are you?
00:53:49Hiding in the shadows
00:53:52Show yourself
00:53:56I'm an officer of the Netherworld Bureau
00:53:58Here to claim lives
00:54:00By order of King Yama
00:54:01I've come to take your soul
00:54:04Grandpa Soul Reaper
00:54:06Please head back first
00:54:07Put in a good word with King Yama
00:54:09He's close with my senior brother's son Wukong
00:54:12Ask him to cut me some slack
00:54:14Let me live one more day
00:54:15Come take me tomorrow
00:54:17Nonsense
00:54:18If King Yama says you die at the third watch
00:54:21Who dare keep you till the fourth?
00:54:25Come with me now
00:54:26Or I'll bring out the rope of fate
00:54:28And yank you by the neck
00:54:31Please sir have mercy
00:54:32One look at me and you know I'm done for
00:54:35I'm going to die
00:54:36No question
00:54:37I just want one more day
00:54:39That demon took my master and Sha Wu Jing
00:54:41All of them
00:54:42Let me see them one last time
00:54:44Then I'll go with you to the Netherworld Bureau
00:54:46At least I'll have honored our bond
00:54:48Then I can die with no regrets
00:54:52Fine
00:54:53I've got thirty names on my warrant
00:54:55They're all nearby
00:54:56Let me round them up
00:54:58Then I'll take you
00:54:59That buys you this one day
00:55:01But running errands is hard work
00:55:03Got any silver on you?
00:55:05Hand some over
00:55:06Call it travel money
00:55:13Money?
00:55:15I'm Jubaji
00:55:16A monk
00:55:16The four elements are empty
00:55:18What money could I have?
00:55:19If you don't have any silver
00:55:21Then stop yapping
00:55:24Let me slip the rope on you
00:55:26And come with me
00:55:27Please don't take me
00:55:28Don't arrest me
00:55:29I know what that is
00:55:30That's a rope of fate
00:55:31Once it's around your neck
00:55:33It hooks your soul away
00:55:34I have money
00:55:35I'll pay you
00:55:36Where is it?
00:55:37Hand it over
00:55:38Quit stalling
00:55:39Or I'll take you
00:55:40Or I'll take you straight to Underworld
00:55:43What a pity
00:55:44What a pity
00:55:45Ever since I became a monk
00:55:46Some devout families would feed the monks
00:55:48And seeing what an appetite I had
00:55:50They'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns
00:55:53So I saved it bit by bit
00:55:55Until I scraped together five kyen of silver
00:55:57A few days ago
00:55:58I went to the women's kingdom
00:56:00And begged the silversmith to melt it into one piece
00:56:03That silversmith had no conscience
00:56:05He even skimmed a few fenn off me
00:56:07In the end
00:56:08I had one horse hoof silver worth four kyen and six fenn
00:56:12Take it then
00:56:14This idiot's so broke he can't even afford pants
00:56:17Yet he can hide silver
00:56:20Where did you hide it?
00:56:22Talk!
00:56:22Now!
00:56:24I stuffed it in my left ear
00:56:25My hands are tied
00:56:26I can't get it
00:56:27Reach in and feel for it yourself
00:56:44You idiot!
00:56:45It really is four chen and six fenn
00:56:51Damn that Bimowen!
00:56:53So it was you!
00:56:55It's him monkey!
00:56:56Look at the state I'm in!
00:56:58And you still mess with me
00:56:59Even scamming me out of my silver
00:57:01Have you got no conscience?
00:57:05You idiot!
00:57:06I escorted Master West for the scriptures
00:57:08You have no idea what we've been through
00:57:10We hacked through thorns and fought off demons
00:57:13But you!
00:57:14You hide off to the side and slack off
00:57:16And you even stash away private money
00:57:18So what if I saved up?
00:57:20I went without food and scraped it together bit by bit
00:57:22I was saving to buy some cloth and make myself a new outfit
00:57:25And you scared me for no reason
00:57:27Then you stole my silver
00:57:28Give it back!
00:57:29Now!
00:57:30Not a single coin!
00:57:31This silver is your punishment for hoarding money!
00:57:33It's mine now!
00:57:36Fine!
00:57:36Fine!
00:57:37Take it all as my ransom!
00:57:38But you still have to get me out of here
00:57:40Or I paid you for nothing!
00:57:44Easy!
00:57:45Since I took your silver
00:57:46I'll get you out!
00:58:09And you call yourself Marshal Tian Ping Reborn?
00:58:13What a spineless coward!
00:58:15Not today!
00:58:15I'm not running!
00:58:16We're getting Master and Sha Wu Jing out!
00:58:19You're really going head on?
00:58:21Move!
00:58:22Split up!
00:58:27No!
00:58:29No!
00:58:35No!
00:58:35No!
00:58:37No!
00:58:38No!
00:58:39No!
00:58:39No!
00:58:40No!
00:58:43No!
00:58:46No!
00:58:48No!
00:58:57No!
00:59:01No!
00:59:09You're on the shop!
00:59:13Senior brother!
00:59:14I knew you weren't dead!
00:59:20Boss, we finally get to eat dragon!
00:59:26What are you talking about?
00:59:28The king said we can't eat this dragon.
00:59:30We're keeping it to trade with Western Sea Dragon Palace.
00:59:36What are you staring at?
00:59:38You really think someone's coming to save you?
00:59:44Boss!
00:59:46Where's that black smoke coming from?
00:59:56Chubachi!
01:00:15Second brother.
01:00:16By Longma!
01:00:18Come on, let's meet up with senior brother.
01:00:20We have to save master.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:25Report!
01:00:26Your majesties!
01:00:27Tang San Zhang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in the cave.
01:00:31We don't have enough men.
01:00:32We can't hold them off.
01:00:34What?
01:00:36They all broke free!
01:00:38Oh no!
01:00:38What do we do now?
01:00:39Sun Wukong wounded me and our eldest brother.
01:00:42We're badly weakened.
01:00:43Now the only one who can stop Sun Wukong's magic treasure has been drilled through again.
01:00:47The three of us can't beat the four of them anymore.
01:00:50Don't panic.
01:00:51Tang San Zhang is still in our hands.
01:00:54Bring Tang San Zhang.
01:00:59Third brother.
01:01:00Tang San Zhang won't help.
01:01:01We've got over 40,000 on Mountain of Lion and Camel.
01:01:04But even the grunts can't hold it.
01:01:06If Mountain of Lion and Camel won't hold,
01:01:09I've still got the Lion and Camel kingdom.
01:01:11You mean...
01:01:12Big brother, second brother.
01:01:14In Lion and Camel City, we've got a million demons.
01:01:17We take Tang San Zhang and fall back to Lion and Camel City.
01:01:20We'll swarm him to death.
01:01:21No matter how capable Sun Wukong is,
01:01:23he can't take on a million demon soldiers.
01:01:25Exactly.
01:01:26Let Sun Wukong see what real terror looks like in my Lion and Camel kingdom.
01:01:31Tell the whole army!
01:01:32Fall back to Lion and Camel City!
01:01:36Demons!
01:01:37Let my master go!
01:01:40Monkey King.
01:01:42Why'd all the demons run off?
01:01:44Eldest brother, they left a message.
01:01:46Sun Wukong, if you want to save his master,
01:01:49come to Lion and Camel City if you dare!
01:01:53Lion and Camel City?
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