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00:11Oh
00:13Man, oh man, it's hot in this van
00:18You think we could stop and get some tacos
00:21So Brody, you're gonna go in and see the urologist. No problems, man. We don't have to tase you again.
00:26All right
00:26If any one of you niggas tase me you're gonna be on medical pass, bitch
00:33Yeah, I'll show you a bitch
00:38Your little murder charges, they don't scare me one bit, all right?
00:44Already got 66 years
00:47I'm in no hurry
00:50Let's enjoy our time together. Oh, we will
00:57This boy blowing kisses back here to me. Drive, are we there yet?
01:09Just one picture with the governor and then I'll leave you guys alone. All right, I'll be right back
01:15Wow
01:17So it's you shoot for the Jones
01:21Heard so many things about you
01:23Let's just say I was referred to you by our most gracious quarterback slash MVP
01:27Said you saved his life
01:29The fixer
01:31Now, you know, I can't discuss my clients business
01:33That's why you hired me
01:35Well, you ain't got to discuss anything
01:36I know he got caught on camera with four hookers a pound of coke and a strap on night before
01:41Super Bowl
01:43And you made that shit go away all so he can hoist up a trophy and talk about Disneyland
01:48I don't know what you're talking about
01:49I don't know what you're talking about
01:51So that's why you cost so much
01:52And you got the referral discount
01:54But hey, by the way, congrats on a Russian title
01:59Well, you know they can't tackle the young boy from Philly
02:03It seems that way
02:06Okay, five minutes and then we have the VIP pics
02:08Remember they spent $3,000 each for three minutes
02:10God, I hate these damn VIP photos
02:13Who came up with this shit?
02:14You know, it's so annoying and it's always a bunch of fucking little kids
02:22You try dancing for four hours, 22 cities after a 12-hour flight
02:26I need some damn relief, all right?
02:28I understand
02:28I'm not here to judge
02:30I'm just here to listen
02:32What, Ronnie? Is she supposed to be some type of fixer?
02:35Yup, the best
02:37And she from the shot
02:39She used to work for the bank tycoon with Cameron Sanders
02:41You know, the billion dollar banker slash murderer
02:45Now that motherfucker is as crooked as it gets
02:49It was a mistake, right?
03:05Look, I'm supposed to be America's princess, all right?
03:08I have a $200 million movie coming out next week
03:11I can't let this get out
03:12I'm on every billboard right now
03:14You know, Sunset, Melrose, even Crenshaw
03:16Look, she was only 19 when it happened
03:18She didn't even know no better
03:19And these were the hottest rappers up out of Mississippi at the time
03:23She was just rebelling against her upbringing in the congregation
03:26We have to make this go away, all right?
03:29I worked too hard
03:30From Macomb, Mississippi to this stage, I...
03:32I can't get my success back
03:34I just...
03:35I can't
03:36Has he reached out?
03:38Yeah
03:38How much?
03:40300
03:41Million?
03:43300 million?
03:45Yeah
03:46Or he's going to send it to the studio
03:48The record label
03:49And the times
03:52Okay
03:54Why not just pay it?
03:56You just signed a $200 million deal
03:58Forbes says you paid that $400 million or so
04:01Pay it
04:03We took the money from the tour up front
04:05All right?
04:06Needed the money, made some bad investments
04:08Matter of fact, you made some bad investments
04:10He talking about we going to be a power couple
04:12Now you got, you got what?
04:13Four baby mamas?
04:14You don't know what a condom is, huh?
04:17Look, can you help us?
04:19It's time
04:20Get the fuck out of here
04:21I don't care about those people
04:22I'll give them their money back
04:23I'm not doing it
04:24Okay boss
04:25Fuck
04:26Okay
04:28I'll make some calls and be in touch
04:30Do not talk to him if he calls back, okay?
04:34An America sweetheart
04:35You can't cancel
04:36You're taking the pics
04:39I hope you're as good as they say you are
04:42Oh, I am
04:46Aghers coming
05:04Aghers coming
05:05It wasn't until
05:06I was behind the dumpster at
05:08the Greyhound station
05:10Then, after three black dicks had came out of my mouth, I looked down, I had made $30,
05:20just enough to cop.
05:22That's when I realized that something's got to change.
05:26I'm an addict.
05:28Okay, wait a minute.
05:31So that's when you decided?
05:34You had to wait until you went so low before you recognized that you were a hooker and
05:41a drug addict?
05:42What's the personal responsibility in that?
05:45I would never, ever tolerate that kind of behavior in my law firm.
05:52Remember, we agreed to not be negative, not to judge.
05:55This is a safe place to share.
05:57See, that's what I don't like, and that's what makes me mad.
06:00This is supposed to be a rehab for drug addicts, right?
06:04Well, I'm not a drug addict.
06:05I don't do drugs.
06:07I just tried to keep myself out of jail.
06:09So I told the judge that I was an addict, and that's why I wrote bad checks and messed
06:16up my taxes.
06:18And you, my darling, are talking about three dicks in your mouth.
06:23Okay, Livia, stop it.
06:26We are here to share, and you're out of line.
06:27You're here because the judge told you to be here, so you can stop with this whole little
06:31holier-than-thou act.
06:42I don't care what the judge said.
06:47In the back of a dumpster?
06:50At a Greyhound?
06:51I think I'm gonna find a way to do this a little bit better.
06:54If you'll excuse me.
06:55Livia, get back here.
06:56The judge said you have to be here for 60 days.
07:00You know what?
07:01You have reached a whole new low.
07:04You have the largest personal injury firm in Southern California.
07:07I used to watch your commercials, you savage.
07:10Miss First Lady of Litigation?
07:13Not anymore.
07:15Bye, Trameka.
07:17Silly bitch.
07:18I'm so sorry.
07:19You okay?
07:40Like I said, Brody, no funny business.
07:49What are you waiting on?
07:51Get out here.
07:59Come on!
08:00Come on!
08:01Come on!
08:03See you, Brody?
08:05Let's get you out of those.
08:06Let's get you outta those.
08:11Brody, let's go, man!
08:12We got 30 seconds, let's move.
08:13You see, I can still stump a roach.
08:18Brody, nigga, let's go.
08:20But like you said, I don't scare you.
08:24Maybe you should have been afraid.
08:37Yeah, niggas.
08:38We ain't playing in this bitch,
08:40you know what I'm talking about, 2015.
08:42Hey, we the hottest rappers in the South, boy,
08:43we on five.
08:45Hey, since it's my birthday,
08:48I think I'm gonna give myself a little treat,
08:50you know what I'm saying?
08:50Yeah, you see this youngin' right here?
08:52Hey, say she wanna be a little singer.
08:54You know how we do.
08:56We fuck them all.
09:04Can you cut that off?
09:06That's my fiance.
09:07Well, I see why you would wanna stay with her.
09:10Look, his threats are getting worse and worse.
09:12He says we got like 48 hours.
09:14Come on, Harper.
09:15You didn't make it from a comb all the way to the big stage
09:17by being soft.
09:19All right?
09:19Now we'll deal with this.
09:20We will.
09:21Come on.
09:21Well, we need to do something right now.
09:24I can't have my grandkids looking at that.
09:25Look at that.
09:26That's really bad.
09:27And it's getting worse.
09:28Yeah.
09:29Yeah, I've seen it.
09:30If this makes it online, America's token sweetheart
09:32could soon be on a reality show with her sisters.
09:35She could make millions.
09:37Okay.
09:38This is Kellen.
09:38He was in what would be the CIA in America,
09:41but in Kenya.
09:42That's good.
09:43That's good.
09:44That's what we need.
09:45Raw.
09:46La Runtay.
09:47Baby Blaze Watson.
09:48A former 2Bit drug dealer and gang member from Brookhaven, Mississippi.
09:52He started selling mixtapes online and grew to a mid-level music sensation about 10 years
09:57ago.
09:58Nowadays, he couldn't give away a free album in front of a dollar store, but he was hot
10:02back then.
10:03Any prayers?
10:04Two arrests for felony assault.
10:06He did beat an attempted murder charge in Texas a few years back on self-defense.
10:10In and out of rehab the last three years, he likes his lean, promethazine.
10:16Hospital four times for seizures.
10:18He is currently living off of his royalty checks, which are getting lower and lower.
10:23The guy is desperate.
10:25Okay.
10:26Well, it's time to get things into motion.
10:29Chelsea, I need you to find me anything that you can on this Baby Blaze character.
10:33I want to know if he even tried to steal somebody's Wi-Fi.
10:35But a lifestyle like that, he's bound to have some cracks in that armor.
10:38Harper, desperate people always make mistakes.
10:40Okay?
10:41Don't worry about it.
10:42Helen?
10:43I'm gonna need more info.
10:44Better yet, why don't we start with you paying a visit to this little gangster rapper?
10:50All right.
10:51I gotta go.
10:52I'm doing 60 minutes to me.
10:55Jupiter.
10:56Listen, we have 48 hours, that's it.
11:00I know.
11:21I have 2.
11:30It's a low.
11:32Sorry, I fell asleep.
11:36It's 2 a.m.
11:39Look, I know you care, and I know you want to show it,
11:43but part of our agreement when you moved in here
11:45is that you wouldn't question me.
11:47That's what you said.
11:48If my woman comes home at 2 a.m., I'm going to ask the question.
11:52What kind of man would I be if I didn't...
11:53I have had a long day.
11:56I just want to soak in a hot bath, listen to my podcast,
12:00and just forget about it, okay?
12:04How can I have a relationship with you?
12:07There's no way I can love you this way, Jew.
12:10I mean, can I be a fucking human being?
12:14I appreciate your energy.
12:17It feels good coming home knowing that you're here.
12:19It does.
12:21I'm just tired, okay?
12:24Yo, I need more.
12:26Come on, Jew, let's talk for real.
12:29Not surface.
12:31Come on.
12:33Just let me in.
12:35Okay.
12:36I can't...
12:38I can't do this with you tonight.
12:40I got to...
12:41Jew, let's talk.
12:46Look at me go.
12:47Look at me flex.
12:48It's not a plane.
12:49More like a jet.
12:49I had some.
12:50We in a press.
12:51Then you hear me.
12:51Now she in dress.
12:52To make it all worse, I got a check.
12:53You want a verse?
12:54Double the check.
12:55I wanted this.
12:55Then I got this.
12:56When I want that, I'ma get this.
12:57This how I go when you pop it.
12:59This how I go when you hot.
13:00You get what you want when you pop it.
13:01You do what you want when you hot.
13:03This how I go when you pop it.
13:04This how I go when you hot.
13:05Funny I'm not when I drop it.
13:07None of the numbers can drop.
13:13Yeah, boy.
13:15Hey, man.
13:17Hey, that slap, huh?
13:18Yeah.
13:19Yeah.
13:19Yeah, boy.
13:22You don't like my purse?
13:23Look, man.
13:25As your manager, you know I'm supposed to tell you the truth.
13:29You lost your step.
13:31I lost my step?
13:33I lost my step, nigga?
13:35How a rap legend gonna lose his step?
13:37Yo, Blaze.
13:38Look, look.
13:39Chill out, man.
13:39Chill, chill.
13:40Yo, my man.
13:42Run that back so we can...
13:43I'll show you a last step.
13:44Ah, shit.
13:47That's enough.
13:48Man, what you gonna do?
13:49Give us a free, huh?
13:51Hey, let him go.
13:51Let him go.
13:52Let him go.
13:52Hey, man.
13:53I thought you was from the damn attorney's office.
13:55Who are you?
13:58Let's talk business.
14:01It's cool.
14:02It's cool.
14:03It's cool, doggy.
14:15Oh, shit.
14:17Oh, shit.
14:19Oh, shit.
14:27Wow.
14:28I needed that.
14:31Well, you know we're not supposed to be out of this sex.
14:33It's better than makeup sex.
14:37Well, I gotta get going.
14:39Parker has a fitting up at the V&As at 7.
14:42Oh, yeah?
14:43You know that yoga is trying to be on that military time.
14:45So you better go and get up out of here.
14:47Unless you want a dirty South beatdown.
14:50I'll take a dirty South beatdown from you anytime.
14:54Well, I'll give it to you again, son.
14:56If you behave.
14:58Or not.
15:03I'll give it to you.
15:14I'll give it to you.
15:15You nice with your hands, son.
15:18Whoo!
15:18I was in the military, Africa.
15:21Okay.
15:22I was trained by the Russians, Systema.
15:25Hey, Systema, whatever the fuck.
15:26You need to come and do security for me.
15:28I got bitches on the jewels, niggas be on some plex, you know what I mean?
15:31So.
15:32I've done my research on you.
15:36You've made a lot of money.
15:37Oh, I mean, come on now.
15:40But you've also done a lot of drugs.
15:43Eight baby mamas plus two extra kids the public know nothing about.
15:48Lawsuits.
15:49You're broke.
15:50Facing foreclosure on a ranch.
15:52You are in bad shape.
15:56Hey, I'mma bounce back.
15:57You know what I'm saying?
15:58That ain't nothing for a hustle like me.
16:00I'm on the come up.
16:02So your bounce back is to use your ace in the hole.
16:04That's Thornton Harper.
16:06A 29-year-old girl who's done everything in her entire life to get to where she is.
16:13That's your solution?
16:15Because she made a mistake at 19?
16:17Nigga, you African.
16:18You know how hard life is.
16:19You probably had flies all up in your nose and shit.
16:22Sometimes you gotta face some mistakes.
16:23Come on, man.
16:25What do you want?
16:26300 million isn't happening.
16:28What do you want realistically?
16:30300 is the number.
16:32She gonna be paying out a lot more than this when that shit come out.
16:35These movies go all the way up to part seven.
16:37You think I don't know that?
16:37She gonna see billions off of this.
16:39Timers are the essence.
16:40Y'all better get moving.
16:41Why are you counting her money?
16:43The heck?
16:43What's trash?
16:44Ain't no slobby toppy.
16:46I deserve 300 just for the torture.
16:47What?
16:48300 isn't happening.
16:50Give me a realistic number and I'll see what I can do.
16:54I ain't budget, man.
16:56What?
16:59Well then, until we meet again.
17:05What the?
17:06And for your information, I grew up in the beautiful city of Nairobi.
17:12You should visit sometime.
17:14My nose is a lot cleaner than yours, you filthy leech.
17:2048 hours, nigga!
17:30What up, Chels?
17:32Well, looks like our guy Leronte Baby Blaze has quite the checkered past.
17:38In and out of prison since he had his hit album.
17:40He has a grandmother in a nursing home about five miles south of Jackson.
17:45No other surviving family.
17:47Kids don't even know him.
17:48Most never saw him at all.
17:50He has a cousin slash manager, Jerry J.P. Willis, who handles all his affairs,
17:55including filling numerous oxycodone prescriptions.
17:58He has about 15 straw buyers.
18:01This guy has a real problem.
18:03Leronte.
18:03Well, that's an interesting name.
18:06Okay.
18:06Well, at the very least we can get J.P. on the drug charges and maybe have Kellyn go talk
18:10to the grandma.
18:11Okay.
18:12My brain's working.
18:13What else?
18:14Yes.
18:15And we all know how that is.
18:17Looks like J.P. filed and retracted an assault charge against his cousin before.
18:23He seems a bit disgruntled.
18:25Maybe that's our way in.
18:27Ah.
18:28Keep digging.
18:29I gotta hop.
18:29Alright?
18:31Hey.
18:32Juju.
18:32I need you to listen to me very carefully.
18:36And answer me very clearly.
18:39Okay.
18:40What's going on?
18:41Where are you exactly?
18:46I'm at the SLS.
18:47Why?
18:48Do not move.
18:50Text me the room number and do not move.
18:53I'm on my way to you now.
18:54Don't move.
19:04Oh my God.
19:04I can't fucking deal.
19:06This shit is going to hit the internet any fucking second.
19:08You know?
19:09I can't sleep.
19:10I haven't eaten.
19:11I can't drink nothing.
19:12Try to calm down.
19:13Okay?
19:13And relax.
19:14We have the best people on it.
19:16Right.
19:16Baby, look.
19:17Don't worry.
19:18Alright?
19:19I spoke to Jupiter.
19:20They're having a meeting with him.
19:21It's going to be alright.
19:22No.
19:22My life is fucking ruined.
19:24Alright?
19:24Baby, look.
19:26Look, look, look.
19:27Look at me.
19:27Look at me.
19:28I got you.
19:29What?
19:31Yeah.
19:31He's a good man.
19:32He's got it under control.
19:37Get the fuck out.
19:38What?
19:39Both of y'all get the fuck out, matter of fact.
19:41Get out!
19:43Get the fuck out.
19:44I need to center myself.
19:45I gotta meditate.
19:46Get out!
19:54We are both in a bind.
19:56I need to get that money so that I can move around out there.
20:00And you need it for whatever the hell you need it for.
20:03This is a legitimate business transaction.
20:05You said you were gonna get me hired.
20:08Do I have to spell this out to you?
20:11I'm gonna go get you some guys.
20:13Slash male patrons.
20:15And you're gonna do whatever it is you do.
20:18And then we're gonna split that money in half.
20:20You got that?
20:21And I don't want you to hold back on anything.
20:25Because I don't want any unsatisfied customers.
20:28Okay?
20:29Got it.
20:30And then...
20:32I am going to give you one of the biggest fentanyl hits
20:38you have ever had in your perfect little Caucasian life.
20:41And I really need to hurry up on this.
20:43Because I'm on a mission to try to connect with my daughter.
20:46See, she's the one who can get me out of all this.
20:48And eliminate my need to be down here with all you lowlife, traveling,
20:54troglodytes.
20:56In this torrid condition.
20:59Did I tell you that I got invited to Obama's inauguration?
21:03Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.
21:18Lock the door!
21:25Kellen, what is all this?
21:27Talk to me!
21:28He escaped!
21:33When?
21:36Look.
21:38Hopefully they will catch him.
21:40He's not very smart, so he will fuck up.
21:42But in the meantime, we must take precautions.
21:46Mm-hmm.
21:47Okay.
21:49Well, if he wants to go looking for trouble, we will make sure that he finds it.
21:53I've been through this type of shit with the Sanders clan.
21:55What do you mean?
21:57You know, when I came for my family, the only regret that I have is that I wasn't prepared.
22:03Never.
22:04Never again would I lose someone that I love.
22:07Someone that I care for because I wasn't prepared.
22:11I am here for you.
22:15I know you are.
22:20Hey, baby, tell me all your reasons for you leaving.
22:28Yeah, I kind of feel betrayed.
22:30This feel like treason.
22:31You ain't room for the home team.
22:33It's my season.
22:34Switching out the blue now while I've been greening.
22:36Oh, you can stand now.
22:38I stand now.
22:39I got all these people on me.
22:41I'm a man now.
22:42Hey, girl, I made that.
22:44So I'ma need some other reasons for the tech bag, oh.
22:48You all need some other reasons, reasons.
22:51You all need some other, motorfly.
22:53Reasons, red, reasons, red, reasons.
22:56Yeah, yeah.
22:59You all need some other reasons, reasons.
23:02You all need some other, motorfly.
23:04Reasons, red, reasons.
23:06Next time on Jupiter Jones.
23:08Gonna try to hunt you down.
23:10We can't hide.
23:11We ain't got no time to be patient, boy.
23:13We about to be loaded.
23:13Mm-hmm.
23:14I'm trying to help you.
23:15I made a fucking mistake, all right?
23:17Kellen has security beefed up.
23:19I thought you guys hadn't spoken for a while.
23:20I haven't heard anything about you,
23:22so I would think that now would be an appropriate time for us to get acquainted.
23:26I'm here because I believe that we can help each other.
23:29We gonna burn in hell for some of the things we do at this office.
23:31You have no value.
23:34So take the money like the filth that you are.
23:37Jupiter, I just hope you know I love you.
23:38The jury finds the defendant guilty.
23:42You said I was gonna be okay, I trust you!
23:44You a damn bitch walker!
23:45Take him out!
23:45You a damn bitch walker!
23:46Get down!
23:47Let me get you mother-in-law!
23:47I will kill you.
23:47I am here.
23:48Let you see my daughter-in-law.
23:48Let me get you out!
23:48You should be maybe.
23:48You should be blind!
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