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The Taming Game
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00:00:12Chase. Best friend. The soldier finally grants himself leave from the
00:00:18battlefield. What do you want, Leo? You got to chase your dream. I got to run your
00:00:28father's company and keep the old man off your back. You owe me big. Now I have a
00:00:34problem. One that requires your very particular set of skills. Just give me a
00:00:41name. Luna.
00:00:49As in your cute little sister, Luna. Oh. And she's not cute. She's a wild animal.
00:00:58A walking liability. Last week she tried to burn down her college's chemistry lab.
00:01:02So you want me to babysit? I need someone to rein her in. Alright. What's she up to right now?
00:01:11The usual, I'm afraid. Chaos.
00:01:27I'm a fucking cheater.
00:01:28Luna, Luna, Luna. What the fuck am I doing with you? Oh, what am I doing with you?
00:01:31Way to kill the vibe, babe. He dumped you. He just hasn't, you know, pressed in yet. Oh,
00:01:37wait. You're not even his lock screen. Found these. They're my DMs. Yeah. Videos on his
00:01:44laptop, too. Situation shifts galore. You slimy little freak. You be keeping a roster
00:01:50behind my back? Okay, we can, we can talk about it. I can explain. Oh, you can explain.
00:01:56Okay, they were, they were, they were, they were just side pieces. Oh, they were just like,
00:01:59Psycho bitches. What the fuck? Oh, really? Okay. I caught it. Yeah. Okay. You like that?
00:02:16That bitch Luna attacked Leo. His voice just went in. She is so dead.
00:02:24You guys think you can humiliate me? Yeah? How about we get some smutty pictures of you
00:02:28two? Even it out. Get your hands off her, you piece of shit. Hey, bitch. You were asking
00:02:33for it.
00:02:46All right, party's over. Excuse me.
00:02:55The fuck? You better check yourself, GI Joe. You know who you're talking to?
00:03:03Are you Luna?
00:03:05Chase Landon? Leo's best friend? I thought you were off being all you can be in the army.
00:03:10I'm gonna leave.
00:03:12Hey, bro. I'm talking to you.
00:03:16Yeah, but you're being really rude. Gun, gun, gun, gun.
00:03:23I've seen Tyler's with better grip strength.
00:03:25Now that is a man. I bet he wrecked a girl in bed.
00:03:30Seriously, are you fat horny?
00:03:31Listen, Junior. Why don't you put this back in Daddy's safe before you hurt yourself?
00:03:35Okay.
00:03:40We're leaving.
00:03:42Oh, okay. Let me get this straight.
00:03:45My super important CEO brother is too busy to deal with his fuck-up sister, so he sent you.
00:03:52Yeah, I'm not going anywhere with you.
00:03:54You can tell Leo, I'm a grown ass woman. Put me down!
00:03:59You got it.
00:04:00Fuck her!
00:04:05Oh my god.
00:04:06So you always this problematic or is tonight special?
00:04:09Me? I am the victim. That asshole was cheating on me with-
00:04:14Why am I even telling you this?
00:04:16That spineless guy was your boyfriend? You can do better.
00:04:20You don't get to judge who I date, you psycho. Now pull over!
00:04:24No can do.
00:04:25I promised Leo that I would keep you out of trouble.
00:04:29You can't keep me anywhere, okay?
00:04:31I am not some problem to be managed. You void it out!
00:04:35Hey, relax.
00:04:37Hey, the whole tough girl act is kind of cute, but...
00:04:39I still remember when you were following me around everywhere.
00:04:42And now look at you.
00:04:43All grown up.
00:04:44Full-time problem.
00:04:47Drop me off, and I won't be your problem.
00:04:56Enough.
00:05:02You're staring at me, Luna.
00:05:06And you're not breathing.
00:05:08God, you're the worst.
00:05:10Smell like a locker room.
00:05:16Hey.
00:05:21He's not gonna kiss me, is he?
00:05:31See?
00:05:32All better.
00:05:35This is kidnapping!
00:05:37More of a safety precaution.
00:05:39Relax.
00:05:40Enjoy the scenery.
00:05:42Don't keep staring at me.
00:05:43I don't really mind.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:48Please, you are not that hot, soldier boy.
00:05:52Just...
00:05:52Focus on the dead road.
00:06:03Wait, you're staying here?
00:06:05Leo's in Shanghai on business.
00:06:06He's gone for a month.
00:06:08Where you go, I go.
00:06:10You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:06:13Your brother froze your accounts.
00:06:15All of them.
00:06:15You're officially broke, kid.
00:06:17So, you can walk out that door, but you'll be sleeping in the gutter.
00:06:20Your call.
00:06:22So, what do I have to do to get my money back?
00:06:25Well, first, we start by washing your face and changing your clothes.
00:06:28It's the trash panda that lost the bar fight.
00:06:41I was always in meetings, even when mom was dying in the hospital, and she's hated me ever since.
00:06:48But you were the only one she ever listened to.
00:06:51You've changed, kid.
00:06:53I barely even recognize you.
00:07:01I can't feel this way.
00:07:03I don't mind the pain.
00:07:07And I like to feel the shame of that.
00:07:14Clothes changed.
00:07:15Face washed.
00:07:16Cashew.
00:07:18No.
00:07:25A little excited there.
00:07:29What, aren't there any girls on base?
00:07:31No, it's just the last time I saw you, you were barely up to my chest, and now you...
00:07:35Huh?
00:07:37What chest?
00:07:37No.
00:07:39You're just grown up.
00:07:41And you don't need all that makeup.
00:07:44You look fine without it.
00:07:46Better than fine.
00:07:49Whatever, okay?
00:07:50The cash.
00:07:51Now I'm checking into a hotel.
00:07:56This is your hotel.
00:07:58Okay, you're not going anywhere.
00:08:00Give me money, I need to go buy things, I...
00:08:07Now I can't have you funding your own escape, princess.
00:08:10New rule.
00:08:11You need something, you ask me.
00:08:14I buy it.
00:08:16Seriously.
00:08:18So, if I need...
00:08:20New bra?
00:08:22Or...
00:08:24Panties, you're gonna go to the lingerie store for me?
00:08:27Exactly.
00:08:28Think of it like a 24-7 concierge service with combat training.
00:08:34Until I trust you.
00:08:55You miss a spot, kid.
00:09:01I'm going to bed.
00:09:04Sleep tight.
00:09:05We've got school at 0700.
00:09:13Cut me off.
00:09:14Think again, Black Ops Ken.
00:09:17Now where did you hide your wallet?
00:09:31Now that is a man.
00:09:33I bet he'd wreck a girl in bed.
00:09:37Focus.
00:09:38Middle.
00:09:39Wallet.
00:09:39Find his wallet.
00:09:48It has to be here somewhere.
00:09:51Little Jane Clarkson.
00:09:53Did I just catch you with your hands in my pants?
00:10:08Oh my god!
00:10:09Put on a towel!
00:10:10Oh, come on.
00:10:10You were the one that came in to get an eye pull while I was showering.
00:10:13I was looking for your wallet!
00:10:16No wallet.
00:10:17Don't carry one.
00:10:18No cash.
00:10:18No cards.
00:10:24Okay, so what?
00:10:25We just starve then?
00:10:27This town runs on land of money.
00:10:29I don't pay.
00:10:30My name does.
00:10:31Now go to bed.
00:10:33Seriously, you expect me to believe that?
00:10:36I don't care what you believe.
00:10:37Just do it in your room.
00:10:39Asleep.
00:10:44Make me.
00:10:47Copy that.
00:10:49Put me down!
00:10:50What are you doing?
00:10:53Someone's in a rush.
00:10:55What's wrong?
00:10:56Afraid of what happens if I stay?
00:11:06Save it for the boys your own age, princess.
00:11:09Stay in your own bed.
00:11:10Unless you want to get handcuffed to it.
00:11:23Go to class.
00:11:24Bye-bye.
00:11:30Told ya.
00:11:30I go where you go.
00:11:32Told ya.
00:11:33I go where you go.
00:11:35Well, what?
00:11:35You're gonna sit next to me and lecture?
00:11:37Follow me to the bathroom?
00:11:38Well, Leo told me about the chemistry lab fire.
00:11:41So I'm just here making sure that people are safe.
00:11:43From you.
00:11:44He told you...
00:11:46Of course he did.
00:11:47Okay, he's an asshole.
00:11:48You.
00:11:49Stay out of my classes.
00:11:51Okay?
00:11:52You don't know me.
00:11:53You so much as look at me and I'll make you regret it.
00:11:58Feisty.
00:11:59Dangerous?
00:12:00Hmm.
00:12:06Excuse me, what are you doing in my office?
00:12:09Dean Vance.
00:12:10Chase Landon.
00:12:11Oh, Mr. Landon.
00:12:13Your family's generosity is the backbone of this university.
00:12:16Your family's trust chairs our board.
00:12:18What can I...
00:12:22Pina colada flavored.
00:12:25Interesting office supplies.
00:12:28That, uh...
00:12:30My wife and I sometimes meet here for lunch.
00:12:33Sure.
00:12:34What are we all the pleasure?
00:12:36Is...
00:12:36Is there an issue from the board?
00:12:39The board is fine.
00:12:41But I need a favor.
00:12:46Why are you looking at me like that?
00:12:47Didn't you just have your tongue down my ex's throat like 12 hours ago?
00:12:50Please.
00:12:51I took one for the team.
00:12:53We both know these trash now.
00:12:54So, did you take Army Daddy's Humvee for a test drive last night?
00:12:58I'm guessing he's packing way more than Leon's little lawnmower engine.
00:13:06God.
00:13:09No.
00:13:10Chase Landon is just doing my brother's bidding.
00:13:11He's my jailer.
00:13:13Absolutely nothing is happening.
00:13:15Inmate and guard?
00:13:17I feel like that's a category on some websites.
00:13:19Spicy.
00:13:22Careful, everyone.
00:13:23There's a walking fire hazard on the loose.
00:13:26The pygmy energy is off the charts.
00:13:28It's getting pathetic.
00:13:30Meanwhile, you don't even have to try, Stella.
00:13:32Didn't her boyfriend dump her for like a million different girls?
00:13:36But it's okay.
00:13:37We get it.
00:13:38No one wants to date little miss.
00:13:40Burn it down.
00:13:42We both know who set that fire, Stella.
00:13:45And we both know why.
00:13:46I saw you in the lab.
00:13:48On your knees, blowing Dean Vance.
00:13:51I've kept quiet.
00:13:52For now.
00:13:54Move.
00:13:56Hey, Stella, look.
00:13:58Is that the new substitute volleyball coach?
00:14:01That's not a snack.
00:14:02That's a whole buffet.
00:14:05You've got to be kidding me.
00:14:06Chase is coaching volleyball?
00:14:18What?
00:14:29What?
00:14:31What?
00:14:33What?
00:14:34No straw hat shopping's gonna have to wait.
00:14:36Meet me on the court.
00:14:41Wait, did the new coach just ignore you and talk to Luna?
00:14:46Luna Clarkson.
00:14:47You'll pay for this, you little freak.
00:14:50So, Mr. Army Daddy is suddenly coaching volleyball?
00:14:55Girl, you've got to admit, he is more than just your jailer.
00:14:58That is literally all he is.
00:15:00He's basically like Leo's trained Doberman.
00:15:06Speaking of dogs, kinda looks like a bitch got to your shirt.
00:15:15Stella.
00:15:16Alright, today I'm gonna teach you guys how to properly spike a volleyball,
00:15:20so I want you to pay very, very close attention.
00:15:28Wow, coach, that was so powerful.
00:15:32I'm gonna be thinking about that later.
00:15:35Do you think you could show me how to receive?
00:15:37Hands on.
00:15:39Sure.
00:15:43Alright, this hand right here, we should form a ball.
00:15:47Now with this hand...
00:15:49Like that?
00:15:50Mm-hmm.
00:15:51Oh, girl, look who is flirting with your private jailer.
00:16:02You literally just assaulted me!
00:16:05In the middle of my private coaching session.
00:16:08Shame on you.
00:16:09Oh, coaching.
00:16:10Why don't we just skip to the part where you're on your knees already?
00:16:13Yeah?
00:16:14I mean, getting Dean Vance up is one thing,
00:16:16but I seriously doubt you'll get a reaction from a real man.
00:16:19You think I can't have your man?
00:16:21Watch me.
00:16:22Your man will be begging to get into my bed.
00:16:24My man?
00:16:25Please, you don't even-
00:16:26Ladies!
00:16:27Let's save the drama for after practice, okay?
00:16:32Fine.
00:16:36Damn, girl.
00:16:37That was full-on jealous girlfriend energy.
00:16:40Jealous?
00:16:40Uh-huh.
00:16:41Stella messed with my shirt, and now she's throwing herself at my-
00:16:45Chase Landon.
00:16:46She thinks she's irresistible.
00:16:48Mm-hmm.
00:16:48Sure.
00:16:49What?
00:16:50This is just about making sure that bitch, Stella, doesn't win.
00:16:53If anyone is gonna wrap Chase around their finger, it's me.
00:16:57Oh, okay.
00:17:19Careful.
00:17:20Thank you, coach.
00:17:22You okay?
00:17:22I don't know.
00:17:23I feel dizzy.
00:17:25I think I'm seeing stars.
00:17:29Ow!
00:17:31Oh no!
00:17:31Luna!
00:17:39What's the matter?
00:17:40Did you twist it?
00:17:45It hurts so much.
00:17:47Okay.
00:17:49I'm gonna help you out.
00:17:50I'm letting you know the nurse, okay?
00:17:51No, no, no.
00:17:51Just-
00:17:53Just help.
00:17:54Help me here, okay?
00:17:55Don't move me.
00:17:56How?
00:17:57I'm gonna help you.
00:18:00Don't move me.
00:18:02I'm gonna help you.
00:18:05I'm gonna help you.
00:18:06Let me introduce you...
00:18:08To the devil and my door...
00:18:13You loved me black and blue...
00:18:16Now he's back for mo-
00:18:18Oh yeah!
00:18:24just one for a second
00:18:28holy crap
00:18:29she just claimed the coach
00:18:30we totally lost
00:18:32lost? we'll see about that
00:18:40okay you have 10 seconds to tell me what that was about
00:18:45look at the time
00:18:46gotta eat
00:18:51alright back to work
00:18:56I can't get over Scylla's face
00:18:58she was seriously malfunctioning
00:19:00love that for her
00:19:01someone had to knock her down a peg
00:19:03for real
00:19:03but real talk
00:19:06the way Saving Private Ryan charged over to you
00:19:09that was more than coachy concern
00:19:10what's the deal?
00:19:12are you into him?
00:19:13me
00:19:15into him?
00:19:17no I was using him to piss off Scylla
00:19:20he's my brother's best friend
00:19:22his errand boy
00:19:23right?
00:19:23my enemy
00:19:24and there was not concern
00:19:25that was him managing the problem
00:19:28okay it's all a part of the job
00:19:29so what if the problem makes his job the problem?
00:19:35okay Yoda
00:19:36uh English please
00:19:38make him forget the job
00:19:40get him on your side
00:19:42make him want you
00:20:06oh shit
00:20:07Luna you're on fire
00:20:09what?
00:20:10what?
00:20:11what?
00:20:12what?
00:20:13what?
00:20:13what?
00:20:13oh my god
00:20:14oh my god
00:20:15let's see you smile your way through this
00:20:17bitch
00:20:17whoa
00:20:19first the lab
00:20:20now Luna's literally on fire
00:20:22does disaster just follow her around
00:20:24or what?
00:20:27no
00:20:28no
00:20:29no
00:20:30Luna
00:20:33close your eyes
00:20:42are you burning?
00:20:43let me see
00:20:44put this on
00:20:52Stella
00:20:54she walked right behind you before it started
00:21:03what the hell?
00:21:05what the hell?
00:21:07this was you
00:21:08what?
00:21:10everyone knows that Luna is a fucking attention whore
00:21:12she probably did it to herself
00:21:13you understand you're not just getting expelled right?
00:21:16this little stunt is a criminal charge
00:21:19you can't do anything
00:21:20you're just a temple
00:21:21a nobody
00:21:31get off of me you crazy bitch
00:21:34I will end you
00:21:35you wanna try?
00:21:39oh shit
00:21:40Dane Vance?
00:21:42are you kidding me?
00:21:43what is going on here?
00:21:45Luna Clarkson stopped us at once
00:21:47Dane Vance help
00:21:48she tried to attack me
00:21:49she's deranged
00:21:51drag this girl out of here now
00:21:52a word
00:21:54Dane Vance
00:21:55a word
00:21:59Dane Vance
00:22:00Mr. Landon
00:22:01this isn't how we do things here
00:22:03we'll have this disturbed individual
00:22:05removed immediately
00:22:06I think you've got it backwards Dean
00:22:07Stella tried to set my shirt on fire
00:22:10I found this
00:22:11on her
00:22:13on her
00:22:14apostrous
00:22:15Stella Finn is a model student
00:22:17your file on the other hand tells a different story
00:22:20erratic behavior
00:22:21attention seeking
00:22:22security footage will show that Luna is telling the truth
00:22:24now if you'd prefer
00:22:25we can talk about
00:22:26why model student Stella
00:22:28has pina colada condoms
00:22:30in her bag
00:22:33kind of similar to the ones that I found in your desk
00:22:38why would I do that?
00:22:40they're lying
00:22:41they're trying to set me up
00:22:42what?
00:22:43Richard!
00:22:44I scored my spin out of here
00:22:45immediately
00:22:46what?
00:22:47no!
00:22:48ugh!
00:22:49ugh!
00:22:50ugh!
00:22:50Mr. Landon
00:22:51leave it with me
00:22:51I'll see to her personally
00:22:53wait
00:22:53the chemistry lab fire
00:22:54the one that Luna was wrongly accused of
00:22:56reopen it
00:22:58Luna took the blame
00:22:59it should be off of her record
00:23:00of course
00:23:01immediately
00:23:15come here
00:23:17let me take another look
00:23:18what are you doing?
00:23:45thanks for
00:23:47in there
00:23:48you're welcome
00:23:50why don't you tell Leo about this?
00:23:52it's kind of hard to tell someone who's never around
00:23:56he wouldn't believe me anyway
00:23:59still
00:24:00I should update him
00:24:01don't you dare
00:24:03okay?
00:24:04my life is none of his business
00:24:05he gave up that right
00:24:06when he decided
00:24:07that closing deals
00:24:08was more important than our dying mom
00:24:10I understand
00:24:11it is complicated
00:24:12you guys have a couple things to work out
00:24:13no
00:24:13I mean it
00:24:14you tell him nothing
00:24:15about me
00:24:16he's not your enemy
00:24:18that is your family
00:24:19and he needs to know
00:24:26calm down
00:24:39you get a handcuff
00:24:40you get a handcuff
00:24:40near the steering wheel
00:24:43too late
00:24:45chase
00:24:46chase
00:24:46is everything alright?
00:24:48is Luna with you?
00:24:50yeah I'm actually straddling him right now
00:24:52yeah I'm actually straddling him right now
00:24:56what's going on man?
00:24:57I called because
00:25:00I need to let you know
00:25:01that I'm bringing Luna home
00:25:03situation
00:25:04normal
00:25:06fine
00:25:07that doesn't sound like her
00:25:09is she actually cooperating?
00:25:11yeah
00:25:12you should have a little faith
00:25:14just remember our agreement
00:25:15you promised to rein her in
00:25:17don't go soft on me
00:25:19you know what I'm doing
00:25:30so that's the deal
00:25:31rein her in
00:25:33tame the feral animal
00:25:35nice
00:25:36it's not like that
00:25:38I'm just here for the week
00:25:39making sure that you don't go into crisis
00:25:41so far
00:25:42not looking great
00:25:47we'll see who tames who
00:25:52okay Yoda
00:25:53you're right
00:25:54time to flip the script
00:25:55how do I make sergeant buzzkill
00:25:57forget he's supposed to be watching me
00:25:59and start wanting me instead?
00:26:06alright
00:26:06cute
00:26:07be cute
00:26:08make him fall for you
00:26:09get him on your side
00:26:15hey there
00:26:17so you can't operate kitchen machinery
00:26:21I'm a handful
00:26:22I'm not helpless
00:26:23I can cook
00:26:26you always cook in a
00:26:28naughty housewife outfit?
00:26:31no I'm
00:26:32it's
00:26:43so good
00:26:45so good
00:26:46and the taste
00:27:02it looks like you wanted more
00:27:07what was that?
00:27:08are you
00:27:08are you messing with me
00:27:09right now?
00:27:10army dad
00:27:13too much sugar for me
00:27:16all you kiddo
00:27:19I'm going to the gym
00:27:24fine
00:27:24stay in your fortress of soldier-tude
00:27:27I'm going to get my way in
00:27:29one way
00:27:30or another
00:27:53ambitious
00:27:55it's called a drop set
00:27:56look it up
00:27:57did your barbershop quartet teach you about that?
00:28:05god bless our troops
00:28:07god bless our troops
00:28:17what?
00:28:18just inspecting the military-grade equipment
00:28:22keep it up
00:28:24I want to try that
00:28:27sure
00:28:27your upper body strength
00:28:29is mostly
00:28:30don't underestimate me
00:28:45alright just drop
00:28:54oops
00:28:55can't sleep
00:28:58almost
00:28:59just
00:29:00a little
00:29:00closer
00:29:08really?
00:29:09you're
00:29:10not going to help a girl finish?
00:29:11here
00:29:12use this
00:29:13I
00:29:13have to do more sets
00:29:24stand down
00:29:25she's your best friend's little sister
00:29:26she's off limits
00:29:28he can't resist me forever
00:29:33okay
00:29:34you've got this
00:29:35he's a man
00:29:36he'll bite
00:29:36then
00:29:37you take the wheel
00:29:42jeez
00:29:44my shower
00:29:45sorry
00:29:45my shower broke
00:29:46mid-rinse
00:29:47crazy right
00:29:48so I was wondering
00:29:49if I could
00:29:54sorry
00:29:55I wasn't looking
00:29:56promise
00:29:57we can share
00:29:58right
00:29:59like
00:29:59we can stand back to back
00:30:01we don't have to make the whole thing
00:30:02in and out
00:30:03real quick
00:30:03easy kissy
00:30:04first the kitchen
00:30:05then the gym
00:30:07and then my shower
00:30:11you are a very bad girl
00:30:14you know what happens to bad girls
00:30:17they get punished
00:30:19princess
00:30:21um
00:30:21what
00:30:22I just wanted to
00:30:24rinse
00:30:26fine
00:30:27okay
00:30:27I can uh
00:30:27use the garden hose
00:30:31we're not finished here
00:30:33you've been poking the bear
00:30:34for days
00:30:35now
00:30:36what are you trying to do
00:30:36make me go crazy
00:30:41or is it you that's going crazy
00:30:44you catching feelings on it
00:30:48you wish
00:30:49god your ego is
00:30:51astronomical
00:30:52I fall for you
00:30:54good
00:30:56I don't do the whole girlfriend thing
00:30:57and I really wouldn't do it
00:31:00with my best friend's
00:31:00reckless little sister
00:31:03honey soldier
00:31:04your virtue is safe
00:31:06shower is all yours
00:31:07enjoy the hot wire
00:31:15what is actually wrong with me
00:31:17why can't I stop staring at him
00:31:22he's immune
00:31:23Chloe
00:31:23I literally
00:31:24threw myself at him
00:31:26and nothing
00:31:28that man is a robot
00:31:29perfectly chiseled
00:31:32wonderful
00:31:33smelling
00:31:35infuriating
00:31:36robot
00:31:46someone's all dressed up
00:31:48who's the lucky lady
00:31:50who's the lucky lady
00:31:52stay in
00:31:53and wait up
00:31:54I've got business
00:31:55oh
00:31:56sounds like army daddy's
00:31:58on the prowl
00:31:59someone's getting
00:32:01wrecked tonight
00:32:01whatever
00:32:02don't care
00:32:03yeah you do
00:32:05go
00:32:05follow him
00:32:07they're not losing to some rando
00:32:10I need your car
00:32:11and your black dress
00:32:21same old chase
00:32:23same old chase
00:32:24I miss the old days
00:32:27although
00:32:27I do miss our nights
00:32:29together way more
00:32:30that's ancient history
00:32:32that's ancient history
00:32:32jenny
00:32:34business
00:32:35right
00:32:36meanwhile
00:32:37I'm out here making
00:32:38questionable decisions
00:32:40bad jailer
00:32:41chasey
00:32:43darling
00:32:45there you are
00:32:47aren't you gonna introduce me to your
00:32:48little friend
00:32:53aren't you gonna introduce me to your
00:32:54little friend
00:32:55what part of stay in
00:32:57is unclear
00:32:58I'm just checking on my jailer's work life balance
00:33:00chase
00:33:02you didn't tell me that you were spending your leave babysitting
00:33:06her brother leo is letting me crash at their place while he's out of the country
00:33:09and in return I give her a couple rides of school hair hair
00:33:13oh
00:33:14out kind of late for a school night aren't you kiddo
00:33:17yo
00:33:18should have known you'd be hiding in a corner with janet
00:33:21old army habits die hard
00:33:23damn chase
00:33:24you've been holding out on this brother
00:33:26this is luna my best friend's little sister
00:33:28she was actually just leaving
00:33:30oh well
00:33:31I'm blue
00:33:34don't listen to him
00:33:35I'm
00:33:36not
00:33:37going
00:33:37anywhere
00:33:39so you're all army buddies huh
00:33:41how
00:33:43patriotic
00:33:43oh we're buddies all right
00:33:45chase and I we
00:33:46shared a rack more nights than I can count
00:33:48right soldier
00:33:51sharing resources
00:33:53how efficient
00:33:54our
00:33:55tax dollars at work
00:33:58forget the glass
00:34:04uh whoa
00:34:06easy with the shotgunning there
00:34:08remember we're in public
00:34:10lieutenant
00:34:21sorry this is giving nothing
00:34:23I'm gonna go find the fun
00:34:27Janet
00:34:28off
00:34:30two girls vying for your attention
00:34:32must be nice
00:34:38luna's like a little sister to me
00:34:42little sister huh
00:34:43cool
00:34:44then you won't mind if I shoot my shot
00:34:49mike don't
00:34:59feels like we're dancing in the eye of a storm
00:35:06between the great skies
00:35:11black lines waiting for the dawn
00:35:14forget about the outside
00:35:16baby for the first time
00:35:18I can't
00:35:19whoa whoa hey
00:35:20relax man
00:35:22we're just dancing
00:35:23chase
00:35:25we're just dancing
00:35:26chase
00:35:28dot com
00:35:29whoa chase come on
00:35:31we're leaving
00:35:31get your hands off of me
00:35:33you're not my brother
00:35:34you're not my boyfriend
00:35:35you don't own me
00:35:36yeah but I am your jailer
00:35:38so that means you do what I say
00:35:40we're leaving
00:35:42sorry mike next time
00:35:44dm me
00:35:45wow he's fallen hard for her
00:35:47that boy's in trouble
00:35:49let her play her games
00:35:50I had him first
00:35:52I'll have him last
00:35:55you can't just throw me around like that
00:35:58we didn't even say goodbye to your buddies
00:35:59to Janet
00:36:00okay you weren't even supposed to be there
00:36:02and what you pulled is exactly why
00:36:04oh my god I went out and I had fun
00:36:06arrest me at once
00:36:07fun?
00:36:08shaking your ass all over mike
00:36:16oh okay so our old bunkmate can baby bird whiskey into your mouth but I can't dance a little?
00:36:22wait
00:36:24you're jealous
00:36:26mike's hands on me does that bother you?
00:36:28you want to be the only one touching me?
00:36:30do not test me princess
00:36:33you will not win this game
00:36:34I am not some frat boy
00:36:36that you can pussy whip
00:36:37with a little pout
00:36:38and dance routine
00:36:40okay cool
00:36:40I'm gonna go back inside then
00:36:42I'm pretty sure mike would love to finish what we just started
00:36:45you are not going anywhere
00:36:47wait a minute
00:36:48wait a minute
00:36:49you want me
00:36:51you might switch away
00:37:03you just love playing with fire don't you?
00:37:05maybe
00:37:06but this time I'm not supposed to burn
00:37:10I'll turn you to get it back out now
00:37:21you're in the back seat
00:37:23say the word
00:37:24and stop
00:37:27don't stop
00:37:31you are a very bad girl
00:37:34you know what I like to bad girls
00:37:35you get punished
00:37:38princess
00:37:39stay
00:37:41and this time
00:37:41you will obey me
00:37:43you don't move
00:37:44unless I tell you to
00:37:46understood?
00:38:00I'm starting to burn
00:38:02you can back out
00:38:03I'm not backing out
00:38:05I'm anticipating
00:38:16I didn't tell you to move
00:38:17did I?
00:38:18and I've already warned you
00:38:19that bad girls get punished
00:38:29good girl
00:38:30now be of some help
00:38:32and raise your hips
00:38:41my phone
00:38:42it could be
00:38:43it could be an emergency
00:38:44or something
00:38:47Chloe
00:38:48why do you breathe a heart?
00:38:50oh shit
00:38:50you might have been sick
00:38:52sorry
00:38:52no no
00:38:53this is perfect timing
00:38:55actually
00:38:56oh no
00:38:57your whole
00:39:00project thing
00:39:00oh I'm the only one
00:39:02with the backup
00:39:04draft
00:39:05it's an emergency
00:39:10I get it
00:39:12dirty calls
00:39:15he was like a whole different person
00:39:17he wouldn't let me move
00:39:18and then he was all like
00:39:19bad girls get punished
00:39:24and he literally
00:39:25spiked me
00:39:26and he literally
00:39:29spiked me
00:39:30damn
00:39:3150 shades of army daddy
00:39:33and you just took it
00:39:3450 shades
00:39:35okay more like boot camp
00:39:37with a belt
00:39:37and I wasn't
00:39:39taking it
00:39:40I was
00:39:41assessing
00:39:41uh-huh
00:39:42assessing
00:39:43face down
00:39:44very strategic
00:39:46babe
00:39:46you're losing the taming game
00:39:48big time
00:39:49that was recon
00:39:50I was just
00:39:52gathering intel
00:39:53I mean the only reason
00:39:54he was in the back seat
00:39:55was because I steered him there
00:39:56mm-hmm
00:39:57are you trying to convince me
00:39:59or yourself?
00:40:00please
00:40:03I already have my next move planned
00:40:05let's see who's taming who
00:40:14I thought you said you needed
00:40:15a few things from the mall
00:40:16and I do
00:40:18and they just so happen
00:40:19to be lazy and see-through
00:40:21okay relax
00:40:22I don't think the thigh highs are armed
00:40:24also what happened to
00:40:25any time
00:40:26just ask
00:40:29so
00:40:31what do you think?
00:40:32pink lace
00:40:33or the black lace?
00:40:36are you really still trying to play this game?
00:40:39here with me
00:40:39which one do you want to see
00:40:42on you?
00:40:44so all that lazy stuff
00:40:46is just for you princess
00:40:47I really don't care what
00:40:49ends up on the ground
00:40:50just how fast you're naked in my lap
00:40:55I shared his bed
00:40:56on three deployments
00:40:58but five minutes stateside
00:40:59and he's settling for a girl
00:41:01who thinks Victoria's Secret
00:41:02is a personality?
00:41:04but go try one
00:41:05and if you need a second opinion
00:41:07then maybe you can give me a private fashion show
00:41:11maybe you can give me a private fashion show
00:41:15well
00:41:16I don't think they'd really let men back there
00:41:19so I guess
00:41:20I just have to sit out here
00:41:21I don't think they're in
00:41:22imagine
00:41:23imagine
00:41:29someone's in here
00:41:31oh my god
00:41:32did you have zero boundaries?
00:41:34Jesus
00:41:35honey
00:41:35this is the last place that I want to be
00:41:38but you're like a little gnat
00:41:39that I can't swat
00:41:40batting those poor little me eyelashes
00:41:43clinking on to Chase
00:41:45like he owes you something
00:41:46you know what
00:41:48jealousy it really isn't cute
00:41:49on a woman
00:41:50your age
00:41:51yeah
00:41:52and by the way
00:41:52ma'am
00:41:54Chase is the one that's following me
00:41:57like a lost puppy
00:41:58not the other way around
00:41:59he's dying
00:42:00to have me
00:42:02he's dying
00:42:03to have me
00:42:06look at you
00:42:07no tits
00:42:09no sets
00:42:10no clue
00:42:12nothing about you is grown
00:42:14you know Chase does know
00:42:16what a real woman
00:42:17feels and looks like
00:42:19and trust me
00:42:20you're not it
00:42:21no one asked you
00:42:22so
00:42:23well basic
00:42:24you can't handle him
00:42:26he would eat you alive
00:42:28he likes it hard
00:42:29he likes it rough
00:42:30he wants a fight
00:42:32look at you
00:42:33he'd snap you like a twig
00:42:35you'd start crying before he even got started
00:42:38you know I've been under him before
00:42:39he needs a real woman
00:42:41not a wishbone
00:42:43fascinating
00:42:44please keep telling me about the woman
00:42:46that Chase doesn't want anymore
00:42:47he's done with you
00:42:48like done done
00:42:49like you could show up in his bed
00:42:51literally naked
00:42:52and he would hand you an uber coat
00:42:55oh
00:42:58oh
00:42:58oh
00:42:58oh
00:42:59oh
00:42:59oh
00:42:59oh
00:42:59oh
00:43:04luna
00:43:04sir
00:43:05sir it's ladies only
00:43:06let me go check first
00:43:07and make sure that no
00:43:08other customers will complain
00:43:09if I just let you go in there right now
00:43:11listen to me
00:43:11this department store and everything in it
00:43:12is owned by my family
00:43:13so compensate everybody
00:43:15and put it on the landing account
00:43:16but get the hell out of my way
00:43:21are you insane?
00:43:23don't look at me like that
00:43:24it's your own fault
00:43:25if you weren't so feeble
00:43:26then maybe you wouldn't be on the floor
00:43:28this is exactly why you don't belong anywhere near Chase
00:43:32you are not strong enough for his world
00:43:39hey
00:43:44don't move
00:43:45let me see
00:43:52chase your hand you're bleeding
00:43:54I'm gonna move you now okay
00:44:03really?
00:44:04really?
00:44:05since when did some simpering damsel distress get you off?
00:44:08stay here
00:44:10elevate this hand and do not put any weight on this phone
00:44:15you have lost your damn mind
00:44:20you have lost your damn mind
00:44:22you have lost your damn mind
00:44:22don't get your skivvies in a bunch
00:44:24just a few scratches
00:44:25we've seen a hell of a lot worse
00:44:26it's not my fault little miss fragile
00:44:28can't handle a little shove
00:44:31okay
00:44:31really chase
00:44:32stop
00:44:32stop
00:44:33you made your point
00:44:34you shouldn't have touched her
00:44:37my fault
00:44:38my fault
00:44:38i am calling your co and i am telling him that you attacked a college student
00:44:43say goodbye to your upcoming promotion and probably your career
00:44:46no no no
00:44:47you wouldn't you wouldn't nod over some nobody
00:44:50no
00:44:53no
00:44:53no please
00:44:54please don't
00:44:55i can't be dishonorably discharged
00:44:57the army is everything for me my family depends on me
00:45:00you should have thought about that
00:45:02before you put your hands on her
00:45:08wait
00:45:09wait i'm not done here
00:45:13wait i'm not done here
00:45:14what about our private fashion show
00:45:18oh
00:45:19Owen
00:45:19i want you to wrap up everything in her size
00:45:21put it on my tab
00:45:22send it to the address on file
00:45:28and
00:45:28make sure the lieutenant thorn pays for all the damages
00:45:45what's the matter
00:45:45is it too tight
00:45:47no i was just
00:45:49thinking about what janet said
00:45:53forget her
00:45:54nothing that she says is important
00:45:56i don't know i mean she
00:45:59was pretty specific about your kinks
00:46:01i mean it wasn't exactly a surprise after
00:46:03the backseat but
00:46:05she painted quite the picture of your sex life
00:46:08what?
00:46:10and i like it hard
00:46:11and i like it hard
00:46:12well
00:46:13you scared princess
00:46:16hardly
00:46:18i like you
00:46:21i wanna know you
00:46:22all
00:46:23of you
00:46:24you like me
00:46:26so this isn't just about
00:46:28using me as a weapon against your brother
00:46:30did chloe
00:46:32i mean you
00:46:33feel it
00:46:34too right
00:46:36this
00:46:36thing
00:46:37between us
00:46:39i know you want this
00:46:42me
00:46:42because i want you to
00:46:45walking like this
00:46:48us
00:46:49it's a really bad idea
00:46:51what part?
00:46:52being with me or
00:46:53sleeping with me
00:46:55don't know unless we try
00:46:56it would be good not going off the list right now
00:47:14okay look what happened in that backseat
00:47:17that was me really behaved
00:47:20but if we cross this line
00:47:22it won't be
00:47:23then don't
00:47:25show me the monster
00:47:28i wanna be the one who hates me
00:47:36i wanna be the one who hates me
00:47:57chase
00:47:57i can't
00:47:59my hand i uh
00:48:01the buttons can you help me
00:48:17luna
00:48:17you home?
00:48:19why is it so dark in here?
00:48:22chase
00:48:24luna
00:48:25luna
00:48:25you home?
00:48:27why is it so dark in here?
00:48:30chase
00:48:30oh
00:48:31leo yeah i'm in my room
00:48:33i'm uh
00:48:33i'm changing
00:48:34wait wait a second give me a sec
00:48:35alright your foot and your hand
00:48:36i'm gonna deal with this okay?
00:48:39no
00:48:40i've got this okay?
00:48:41you?
00:48:42hi
00:48:44leo hey
00:48:45hi
00:48:46you're here
00:48:48why are you here?
00:48:50i'm just grabbing some documents
00:48:51i leave again in two hours
00:48:54what the hell did you do to yourself?
00:48:57who'd you piss off this time?
00:48:59you know i'm beginning to think it's physically impossible for you to stay out of trouble
00:49:02right
00:49:04cause it's always my fault
00:49:05as usual
00:49:05got it
00:49:06thanks
00:49:06okay it's nothing
00:49:07okay
00:49:08uh it was a small accident
00:49:10uh stupid glass thing
00:49:12okay
00:49:12but it's handled see?
00:49:14you wrap this yourself
00:49:17don't insult me
00:49:18where's chase?
00:49:19he's supposed to be with you
00:49:20he is
00:49:22he is
00:49:23i mean
00:49:24he was
00:49:24he uh
00:49:25he's the one who bandaged it
00:49:27so
00:49:27i think he's in
00:49:29shower
00:49:30i mean showering
00:49:31probably
00:49:32or i don't know
00:49:33that's a lot of gauze
00:49:34for a stupid glass thing
00:49:35what aren't you telling me?
00:49:37you know what
00:49:37i'm just gonna take a look for myself
00:49:38you're so hard pass
00:49:40okay listen
00:49:41i'm not a broken toy
00:49:42so go soothe your guilt elsewhere geppetto
00:49:46okay
00:49:47look
00:49:47i'm exhausted
00:49:49okay
00:49:49my foot is like killing me
00:49:51and i really just wanna sit down
00:49:52so plane check
00:49:53on this whole
00:49:54like interrogation thing
00:49:57fine
00:49:58we'll talk later
00:49:59but don't think
00:50:00i'm not getting the real story
00:50:02from chase
00:50:03try not to break any other glass
00:50:05stupid
00:50:05or otherwise
00:50:08not yourself
00:50:19why didn't you let him in?
00:50:20what?
00:50:21you've been wanting me out of here
00:50:22since day one
00:50:23that was your chance
00:50:27put you cover for me
00:50:29why?
00:50:31why did i do that?
00:50:32i could have ended this
00:50:33i could have won
00:50:35you patch me up
00:50:37i was just returning the favor
00:50:38plus i didn't want leo to punch you
00:50:40in your stupid
00:50:41perfect face
00:50:43now go
00:50:44before i change my mind
00:50:45and invite him back
00:50:51keep telling yourself that princess
00:50:58i got feelings
00:50:59i got feelings
00:51:00i got feelings
00:51:00you idiot
00:51:00you were supposed to be the one taming him
00:51:02and now you're the one on the leash
00:51:09so
00:51:10chase
00:51:11since my sister refuses to give me a straight answer
00:51:15what really happened?
00:51:16who'd she piss off?
00:51:17screw you leo
00:51:19okay it was a mirror
00:51:20in a fitting room
00:51:20and it fell
00:51:21okay?
00:51:22i just happened to be there buying panties
00:51:24luna was in the wrong place at the wrong time
00:51:27things happen
00:51:28okay she's fine
00:51:29she just has a few minor cuts
00:51:30and to be honest with you
00:51:31she's actually been under best behavior lately
00:51:34best behavior?
00:51:35not five thank you
00:51:37so
00:51:38this mirror
00:51:39just
00:51:40fell
00:51:41and luna
00:51:42just
00:51:42happened
00:51:43to be standing nearby
00:51:44oh my god leo
00:51:45yes
00:51:46i didn't summon it
00:51:47with my mind powers
00:51:49it fell okay
00:51:50look
00:51:51she was just
00:51:52shopping
00:51:52things happen
00:51:54instead of always assuming
00:51:55that she has repped something
00:51:57why don't you actually ask her something about her life
00:52:00i don't know
00:52:00school
00:52:02friends
00:52:02things that maybe brothers should actually care about
00:52:05you even hear yourself right now?
00:52:07you sound like her boyfriend
00:52:09and not her babysitter
00:52:12you even hear yourself right now?
00:52:14you sound like her boyfriend
00:52:16and not her babysitter
00:52:18i'm only back for a few hours
00:52:21back to shanghai on the morning flight
00:52:23you may think she's turned a corner
00:52:25Chase i've seen this movie before
00:52:28i'm still counting on you to keep things in line
00:52:34i have to take this
00:52:35make sure she stays put
00:52:38chase
00:52:43yeah
00:52:49luna leo is right there
00:52:51i'm injured
00:52:53i'm injured
00:52:54this is strictly
00:52:55medicinal
00:52:57you've heard him
00:52:58make me stay put
00:53:00my jailer turned
00:53:02traitor
00:53:03i like that
00:53:06mhm
00:53:07well i don't decide good behavior
00:53:09mhm
00:53:10so let's keep doing that
00:53:11mhm
00:53:12i swear they'd call during a funeral or if they
00:53:16what the hell's going on
00:53:18what the hell's going on?
00:53:20leo you scared me
00:53:22uh
00:53:22um
00:53:23Chase was stopping me from leaving the table like you said
00:53:26and i
00:53:28uh
00:53:31yeah
00:53:31you wanted me to make sure that she stayed put right?
00:53:36go rest
00:53:37we're done here
00:53:38my study
00:53:39we need to talk
00:53:49level with me Chase
00:53:51she's really not giving you any trouble
00:53:54totally under control
00:53:57look
00:53:58i know my sister
00:54:00she's a chaos agent
00:54:02she sets her sights on someone and needles them until she gets a reaction
00:54:06i mean the flirt
00:54:08the stunts
00:54:09the
00:54:10showing up
00:54:11uninvited
00:54:12none of it
00:54:13is because she has feelings for you
00:54:15it's always
00:54:16about getting back at me
00:54:22i mean the provocative behavior
00:54:23the
00:54:24mind games
00:54:26she makes people believe she wants them
00:54:29but
00:54:29as soon as it stops pissing me off
00:54:32she moves on
00:54:33i've seen it
00:54:35before
00:54:35look Leo
00:54:36we had a deal
00:54:38and i'm doing my part
00:54:39i am reining her in and keeping an eye on her
00:54:42that
00:54:43is it
00:54:44do you really think that i would fall for her
00:54:48silly little games
00:54:50of course not
00:54:51you're a Landon Chase
00:54:53heir to an empire worth valiance
00:54:56when you settle down
00:54:57you'll get to have your pick
00:54:59models, CEOs
00:55:00hell
00:55:01you
00:55:02could marry a princess
00:55:03yes
00:55:04luna's just
00:55:04a very temporary
00:55:06and problematic
00:55:07temporary son
00:55:10look
00:55:11Leo
00:55:12why don't you
00:55:12get a little rest
00:55:13get that early flight in the morning
00:55:27luna
00:55:27luna
00:55:28go to bed
00:55:30it's your fault i can't sleep
00:55:32i'm not leaving until you do something about it
00:55:35my fault
00:55:37yeah these bandages are itchy
00:55:38sweaty and gross
00:55:39they're driving me crazy
00:55:40you wrap them
00:55:42so
00:55:42you're responsible for the follow up
00:55:44you can rewrap them
00:55:45step
00:55:45okay
00:55:47i'll call you a nurse
00:55:49what?
00:55:49why you literally did it like a few hours ago
00:55:53okay
00:55:53what is this?
00:55:54what's going on?
00:55:56well
00:55:56Cleo's back
00:55:57if you're found in my room
00:55:58okay
00:56:00so my brother gets back
00:56:01and suddenly
00:56:02poof
00:56:03everything's erased
00:56:04you're gonna pretend
00:56:05that you didn't just
00:56:06have your hands on me
00:56:08that you didn't want me
00:56:09i felt it
00:56:11or was that just another part of the job
00:56:13another tactic to rein me in
00:56:16this
00:56:17us
00:56:18should have never
00:56:19happened
00:56:20it was a mistake
00:56:22my mistake
00:56:24what mistake?
00:56:28seriously
00:56:29yeah
00:56:30that you're coming back
00:56:32was a reality check
00:56:33a reminder of who you are
00:56:35and who i am
00:56:36and that we will never
00:56:37be together
00:56:38so go find somebody your own age
00:56:41somebody who buys the act
00:56:42and doesn't know better
00:56:43because i am none
00:56:44of the above
00:56:49copy that
00:56:52be advised
00:56:53soldier boy
00:56:54you don't get
00:56:55to change your mind
00:56:56there's no crawling back
00:56:57but you regret this
00:56:58and you will
00:57:14a mistake
00:57:15he called me
00:57:16a mistake
00:57:17he called me
00:57:18i should have chucked something
00:57:19at his stupid
00:57:20perfect face
00:57:21god i cannot believe i am lying here
00:57:23spiraling over a rude
00:57:25emotionally constipated bodyguard
00:57:27who answers to my brother
00:57:37babe
00:57:38you better be on your way to jail
00:57:40or somewhere equally exciting
00:57:41nope
00:57:42i am in bed
00:57:44obsessing over a guy
00:57:46that is now
00:57:48i need to go out
00:57:49somewhere loud
00:57:50somewhere army daddy would absolutely hate
00:58:04yes
00:58:05yes i know where it goes
00:58:07my family owns this place
00:58:09yes i know where it goes
00:58:11my family owns this place
00:58:23yes
00:58:24yes
00:58:24okay
00:58:27tell me you're not ditching us
00:58:29to tuck in your sister
00:58:30just make sure everything's locked down
00:58:32give me a beer
00:58:37fake ids
00:58:38underage drinking
00:58:40sneaking out
00:58:40an invalid
00:58:41if army daddy finds out
00:58:43i am permanently
00:58:43in my life
00:58:51relax
00:58:52he doesn't give a shit
00:58:55brando dudes could be licking tequila off my stomach
00:58:57and he would probably hand them the lime
00:58:59so is that what we're telling ourselves
00:59:00that captain america suddenly doesn't care about us
00:59:04cool
00:59:05cool
00:59:06so shots
00:59:07yes
00:59:09cheers
00:59:10cheers
00:59:16yeah no
00:59:17we're out of here
00:59:18the night is young
00:59:20and my tolerance for dickheads is low
00:59:24whoa
00:59:24whoa
00:59:25whoa
00:59:25what what happened luna
00:59:26did you fall off your high horse
00:59:28or did that army guy teach you what happens to math
00:59:30you little girls
00:59:32i like this on you though
00:59:34it's definitely an improvement
00:59:38Chloe
00:59:39you're never the main character
00:59:41i'll tell you guys what
00:59:43you two
00:59:44come home with me tonight
00:59:46and i might just forget
00:59:47about how you embarrassed the fuck out of me
00:59:50we'll call it a peace offering
00:59:52with benefits
00:59:54oh
00:59:55wait
00:59:55Liam is this you trying to talk
00:59:59intimidating
01:00:01ooh
01:00:01really gotta work on your delivery bro
01:00:04you sound like a limp dick trying to talk dirty
01:00:08but hey
01:00:08listen if you and your circle jerk bros
01:00:10want to try something go ahead
01:00:12fuck around and find out
01:00:13you really wanna say that
01:00:14yeah
01:00:15bro
01:00:15chill
01:00:16we're all here to have a good time
01:00:18let's settle this before we get kicked out
01:00:25darts
01:00:25simple
01:00:27best of three
01:00:28loser does whatever the winner says
01:00:31humiliating
01:00:32illegal
01:00:33no limits
01:00:34no limits
01:00:49scared babe
01:00:51chase where are you
01:00:53your girl's here
01:00:54and it's about to get messy
01:00:56this is bullshit Liam
01:00:58you see her hand
01:00:59she's limping
01:01:00you are literally setting her up to lose
01:01:02it's fine Chloe
01:01:02I wanna play
01:01:04yeah let's see if he's good at anything other than disappointing women
01:01:06ooh
01:01:07big talk from a girl who can barely stand up straight
01:01:10let's see what you got
01:01:11Clarkson
01:01:34wow
01:01:35well the winner is not you
01:01:37hmm
01:01:37so time to pay up
01:01:39it's obvious that it's hard to stand for you
01:01:41and your hands injured
01:01:42so
01:01:42I'll make it easy
01:01:44go over to the bar
01:01:45grab a shot glass with your teeth
01:01:48and then get on your hands and knees and crawl over to me
01:01:51and shotgun it into my mouth
01:01:52and then
01:01:54you're gonna do that for all my buddies here
01:01:55we'll call it an apology tour
01:01:58we'll call it an apology tour
01:02:01what else can I do
01:02:04babe
01:02:04are you sure you wanna do this?
01:02:10are you sure?
01:02:12hmm
01:02:20actually yeah I can do that
01:02:21you fucking bitch
01:02:23oh my god
01:02:25fuck
01:02:26oh my god
01:02:29hold her
01:02:29let's get something real to drink
01:02:31come on
01:02:33get off her
01:02:35smile babe
01:02:36this shit's gonna go viral
01:02:38the whole school's gonna watch you choke on your loss
01:02:44no
01:02:45no
01:02:52holy shit
01:03:06look who decided to play hero again
01:03:08someone's done keeping their distance
01:03:13let me see
01:03:15i'm playing
01:03:22you
01:03:22you
01:03:23you
01:03:24we're not done
01:03:25oh
01:03:26go ahead you call duty reject
01:03:28no come on
01:03:29come at me bro
01:03:29my uncle runs this club
01:03:30you're fucking dead you understand
01:03:32you are co-
01:03:35let's test that theory
01:03:36security security
01:03:37get the fuck
01:03:38get the fuck
01:03:43uncle reggie
01:03:44hey uncle reggie this guy this guy just hit me
01:03:46he assaulted me at your own club he's dead right
01:03:50he assaulted me at your own club i mean he's dead right
01:03:54he's dead right
01:03:56he's dead right
01:03:56you realize who you're screaming at
01:03:59that's chase landon
01:04:01heir to the landon group
01:04:02they've owned this place in half the zip code
01:04:06no no this is just some random military guy
01:04:09mr landon
01:04:11i apologize
01:04:12this is on me
01:04:13but i promise it'll never happen again
01:04:16throw him out
01:04:17now he's banned
01:04:18not yet
01:04:18until he's properly dealt with
01:04:20wait uncle reggie this guy's gonna kill me
01:04:23come on
01:04:24come on this guy's gonna kill me
01:04:26algorithm
01:04:26do your thing
01:04:30limp dick
01:04:35don't you fail to recognize junior
01:04:37actions have consequences
01:04:39now
01:04:40you ordered all that
01:04:43now you're gonna drink well
01:04:44right now
01:04:46that's too much man
01:04:47that's literally gonna kill me
01:04:49was it too much when you were forcing drinks down luna's throat
01:04:52no one
01:04:53cover your medical notes
01:04:55anything else you wanna see princess
01:05:05what do you think you're going
01:05:06way from you
01:05:07okay enough
01:05:10i'm taking you home
01:05:12hard pass mr landon
01:05:14i'll find somebody my own age to take me
01:05:16yeah
01:05:17can't have you forgetting who you are
01:05:19or who i am
01:05:20right
01:05:23are you really doing this right now
01:05:25what
01:05:26i just don't want you to make another mistake
01:05:28yeah
01:05:28you know what
01:05:29i'll be a good girl
01:05:30i'll call leo myself
01:05:32i'll give him a full report
01:05:33he'll probably send me to a nunnery
01:05:35but at least you will be off the hook
01:05:37free
01:05:38those deserts aren't gonna storm themselves huh
01:05:42like
01:05:43you wouldn't happen to be able to give a few girls a ride home would you
01:05:46be my pleasure
01:05:48luna
01:05:49don't
01:05:50don't
01:05:50you are not getting in the car with another man
01:05:52not now
01:05:53not ever
01:05:54says who
01:05:55i'm not in your unit
01:05:56soldier boy
01:05:57you don't get to decide where i go
01:05:58and what i do
01:05:59and i want you
01:06:03okay i have fallen for you
01:06:04and i will be damned if i let you walk off of somebody else
01:06:12is that what you wanted to hear
01:06:18is that what you wanted to hear
01:06:20i'm saying you want me now
01:06:23well i'm glad you're finally
01:06:49you're not gonna
01:06:51freak out and push me away again, right?
01:06:58no
01:06:58no
01:06:59no
01:06:59you are chaos
01:07:02pure
01:07:03chaos
01:07:03and you need somebody that can handle that and that is me
01:07:08i'm not going anywhere
01:07:10okay
01:07:10okay
01:07:11but
01:07:12i mean what about leo
01:07:13are you really ready to face his judgy judgy wrath?
01:07:17the only way to find out
01:07:20chase no i didn't mean you just now
01:07:22i
01:07:25chase what is it?
01:07:26we're headed to the airport is this urgent or
01:07:28look leo
01:07:29i haven't been completely honest about luna myself
01:07:34truth is
01:07:35the truth is
01:07:35stop what are you doing?
01:07:36chase?
01:07:40what?
01:07:41what's wrong with you?
01:07:42he literally almost saw us
01:07:44you know he's never gonna let that go
01:07:46right
01:07:46okay look he's gonna find out eventually
01:07:49and you
01:07:51are mine
01:07:54i'm not going anywhere
01:07:57okay well you better make your move quick
01:07:59before my big bro goes all passive aggressive mode
01:08:02you know leo's not a big guy
01:08:03but
01:08:04he's petty as hell
01:08:14see?
01:08:15i hope you enjoy your hourly life insurance quotes
01:08:18no life insurance
01:08:23go for landing
01:08:27copy that
01:08:27when do we report?
01:08:29tomorrow
01:08:29zero six hundred
01:08:32yes sir
01:08:32i'll be there
01:08:36the army wants you back
01:08:41you have to go now?
01:08:43report is zero six hundred
01:08:45to our drive from base
01:08:49how long are you gonna be gone?
01:08:53i don't know
01:08:56i don't know
01:08:56you don't know or you won't say
01:09:11i'll come back
01:09:18i'll just be here
01:09:19i'll just be here
01:09:20or not
01:09:20probably not
01:09:21you know i actually hear there's a whole world of guys who stick around
01:09:41seriously?
01:09:42what are you doing?
01:09:46i don't know
01:09:47how long is that?
01:09:53i'm afraid
01:09:53i'ma
01:09:55i'ma
01:09:55i'ma
01:09:55I leave to study abroad for a year, and this is what you're doing?
01:10:00The heartbreak is that deep.
01:10:04Army Daddy goes to you for a year, and now you're studying Chinese at your graduation gala?
01:10:12Men are a distraction.
01:10:14I have a plan.
01:10:16Girl, this is getting cry for help.
01:10:19You have finally opened a Shanghai office.
01:10:21I am going to be fluent by Q3.
01:10:23I'm going to take over the branch.
01:10:25Then eventually the entire company.
01:10:27Then, I'm going to use this fancy ergonomic chair as kindling.
01:10:32So, your coping mechanism is corporate revenge.
01:10:35Strategic, not corporate.
01:10:37By next year, Leo works for me.
01:10:40By next year, Leo works for me.
01:10:43Okay.
01:10:45But, I'm going to need another chair.
01:10:50Look who emerged from this boardroom.
01:10:53Careful, if he sees his shadow, it's six more reeks of quarterly reports.
01:10:57Wait, why are you here?
01:11:00I, uh...
01:11:02I missed your high school graduation.
01:11:05Missed your college move-in.
01:11:08I wasn't about to miss your graduation gala.
01:11:12Look, I don't know if you have a date tonight, but I can stick around for a few hours.
01:11:17Be your plus one.
01:11:20Hard pass.
01:11:21I don't need a charity escort, especially not one fueled by sibling guilt.
01:11:24So, you'd rather what?
01:11:29Hope that after a year of radio silence, that bastard Chase Landon just magically appears?
01:11:36You know what this ex-expat needs?
01:11:40A reluctant yet overdressed dance partner.
01:11:44Oblige me.
01:11:45Let's go.
01:11:49Oh, hey, break a leg.
01:11:51And, Tim, don't over-sing Hello, My Baby.
01:11:54Yeah, let Andy have his moment.
01:11:56Okay, bye, guys.
01:12:01What am I waiting for?
01:12:11Whoa, who is that?
01:12:13I don't know, but I'm gonna find out.
01:12:17What am I waiting for?
01:12:20Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:12:22Where's Chopping Thunder?
01:12:28Bitch.
01:12:29Did he get shipped off to buttfuck nowhere?
01:12:31Or did he just get tired of babysitting your ass?
01:12:34Oh, babysitting.
01:12:35You know what?
01:12:36That's exactly what dating you felt like.
01:12:39Move.
01:12:39All right, sharp tongue coming from a girl who doesn't have any backup or a date.
01:12:44I mean, seriously, you were always mid, but now you're just below mid.
01:12:49And your only plus one is a deck of dork cards.
01:12:52I mean, you couldn't get a real date if you gave a kidney.
01:12:56Is that how you got her?
01:12:58You know, I could point to any random person in this room, and they would be a major upgrade
01:13:03from you, Liam.
01:13:05You're not below mid.
01:13:07You're a factory recall.
01:13:10Why don't you prove that?
01:13:12Why don't you close your eyes and just point?
01:13:14See if anyone actually comes back to you.
01:13:16Huh?
01:13:16Okay.
01:13:26Please be normal.
01:13:29What's the fun in that?
01:13:31What's the fun in that?
01:13:46What the fuck, Liam?
01:13:47Did you just whip her?
01:13:53You look just like you used to when you were following me around.
01:14:05Cute, but I'm not 14 anymore, and I'm not following you anywhere.
01:14:10I've had enough of your shock and awe routine.
01:14:17Sorry, soldier, but you're going to have to find a new toy to play with on leave.
01:14:22You're not a toy.
01:14:26Well, then what was I then?
01:14:28Because a year of silence says otherwise.
01:14:32Everything.
01:14:34You are everything.
01:14:38I owe you an apology.
01:14:40I know that.
01:14:43But tonight is about your accomplishments.
01:14:46And I was worried that you were going to be alone, and I do not want you alone for this.
01:14:51Oh, my God, you were worried about me being alone.
01:14:54Oh, my God, that is hilarious, because you are the asshole who left me that way.
01:14:59I know.
01:15:00And I know I have no right to ask for anything.
01:15:04But I'm still going to ask.
01:15:05One more chance.
01:15:07To start over.
01:15:12Let me get this right.
01:15:15Hey.
01:15:17You're not a student here, right?
01:15:19Are you a new professor?
01:15:20We'd love to show you around.
01:15:21But first, come dance with us.
01:15:26I'm with someone.
01:15:29I have been for a long time.
01:15:31She just didn't know it.
01:15:35Will you dance with me?
01:15:39Fine.
01:15:40Fine.
01:15:41Only because I want to see if you trip in those shiny shoes.
01:15:53The suit is weird on you.
01:15:56We'll get used to it, because I'm out.
01:16:00Out?
01:16:02No, I mean.
01:16:03I'm done.
01:16:08Let me guess.
01:16:09Daddy's company needs someone to sit in the big chair.
01:16:11I mean, I know this isn't, like, some grand romantic gesture.
01:16:17Is it?
01:16:19The truth?
01:16:21I have been scared shitless for the last 12 months.
01:16:25Out of combat.
01:16:27I was scared of something back home.
01:16:30Way more than I was in the field.
01:16:32What's that?
01:16:36The thought of losing you.
01:16:40That I would come back, and you would be gone.
01:16:43Or you would have moved on with somebody else.
01:16:48I've decided.
01:16:50Never leaving.
01:16:52I want to stay here.
01:16:54With you.
01:16:57With you.
01:17:02Oh, shit.
01:17:08Oh, my God.
01:17:13What's wrong with you?
01:17:14So much for passive aggression.
01:17:17How dare you show your face here?
01:17:19I trusted you, you bastard.
01:17:21You stay away from Luna.
01:17:22Okay, well, I'm sorry for damaging your trust, but I am not sorry for wanting her.
01:17:29Now, we want your blessing, but we don't need your permission.
01:17:33You son of a...
01:17:34Enough of me.
01:17:34Oh, come on.
01:17:36A year of nothing.
01:17:39No calls.
01:17:41No texts.
01:17:42But he just snaps his fingers, and you come running?
01:17:46That's pathetic, Luna.
01:17:48Aren't you embarrassed?
01:17:49Wait.
01:17:50Unless this isn't about him at all.
01:17:54This is just about you getting back at me, isn't it?
01:17:56Oh, my God.
01:17:57Leo.
01:17:57No, stop.
01:17:58Not everything is about you, okay?
01:18:00Shocking.
01:18:00I know.
01:18:01This is between me and him, okay?
01:18:02Leo, this is on me.
01:18:04Stop being so hard on Luna.
01:18:07You don't get to tell me what to do, especially with my sister.
01:18:10Oh, my God.
01:18:10Okay, I'm done with this.
01:18:11You know what?
01:18:12Go at it.
01:18:13I don't even care anymore.
01:18:14Wait, Luna, let me take you home.
01:18:16Let's get one thing straight.
01:18:18You don't set foot anywhere near my home tonight.
01:18:20You understand?
01:18:22And the award for the most dramatic family goes to...
01:18:28Right.
01:18:28I'm driving.
01:18:29Luna!
01:18:30Luna, I'm coming!
01:18:34To graduation.
01:18:37Yes.
01:18:38And to be finding a hot boyfriend without a dramatic backstory.
01:18:42Yes.
01:18:42Love to hear it.
01:18:43Period.
01:18:44And here I am.
01:18:46Stuck with an unromantic rock who gets drunk with my brother on my graduation night.
01:18:52Fantastic.
01:18:53I didn't mean to hit you that hard, buddy.
01:18:57You okay?
01:18:59You're good.
01:19:00Answer me one thing, please.
01:19:03Out of all the women you could have...
01:19:06Why are you doing that?
01:19:07Why are you doing that?
01:19:08Huh?
01:19:09Huh?
01:19:10You know, she's the best.
01:19:12The best.
01:19:14You hear me?
01:19:15And you're not good enough.
01:19:20You understand?
01:19:21I'm fine.
01:19:36I'm fine.
01:19:36I'm fine.
01:19:43I'm fine.
01:20:10I'm fine.
01:20:14You're good enough.
01:20:16I'm fine.
01:20:25I'm fine.
01:20:28I'm fine.
01:20:30You're bad.
01:20:32I'm fine.
01:21:03Are you sure we should do this?
01:21:04Your brother...
01:21:05Still taking orders from him?
01:21:07Is that true?
01:21:16No, the monster's all yours to control.
01:21:22And be a good boy, and be quiet.
01:21:27I'll try to do the same.
01:21:49Again?
01:21:51You're insatiable.
01:21:52Well, I've got a year to make up for.
01:21:59Luna?
01:22:01You up?
01:22:03Tell me that bastard had the sense to leave.
01:22:11Leo?
01:22:12It's not what it looks like.
01:22:13You have got to be kidding me.
01:22:14I told you!
01:22:16You were...
01:22:17You traitorous...
01:22:19Look, Leo, can you not?
01:22:21I'm literally still making it right now.
01:22:22I just came to get some cap and gown candidates.
01:22:25Well, this is premium content.
01:22:28No, delete those.
01:22:30Delete those.
01:22:31Delete those.
01:22:32Right now.
01:22:32Why?
01:22:33This is so much better than cap and gown photos.
01:22:36This is canon.
01:22:37Say cheese!
01:22:39Your kids are gonna love this.
01:22:41My brother hired someone to rein me in.
01:22:44Instead, he ended up on my side.
01:22:46And me on his.
01:22:49So...
01:22:49Thank you, guys.
01:22:50We won the taming game.
01:22:51I'd say...
01:22:52We all did.
01:22:53We'll be shooting, guys.
01:22:53We'll be shooting.
01:22:54Peace, whoa.
01:22:54Bye.
01:22:54Bye.
01:22:54Bye.
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