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Mi profesor de matemáticas es un agente secreto
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00:15Cops, light him up!
00:26Don't move.
00:30The ghost strikes again.
00:31The legend grows, man.
00:36A new synthetic is flooding Evita High.
00:38Three ODs this week.
00:39We're sending you in as a teacher.
00:41Dismontal the network.
00:42Copy.
00:52Dismontal the network.
00:58Nick, Principal Hayes.
01:02That's what you're wearing?
01:03I look professional.
01:04You look battle ready.
01:06A class is hell.
01:08Every problem kid in New York.
01:1899% casualty rate.
01:22You won't walk out in one piece.
01:24If you walk out at all, I don't like maniacs.
01:29But I know how to handle them.
01:34I was a prison warden before this.
01:39Demons!
01:40They're demons!
01:41Hurry up, get up.
01:42Let's go.
01:42Come with me.
01:43Huh, Principal.
01:44All yours.
01:45Godspeed.
01:53Fresh meat incoming, fam.
01:56Let's see how long this one lasts.
02:02Surprise!
02:09I prefer donuts.
02:16No balls in my classroom.
02:21Holy shit.
02:23I'm Mr. Johnson.
02:25Class starts now.
02:29Three rules.
02:30Don't disturb the peace.
02:31Don't hurt each other.
02:33And don't waste your life.
02:34That means feet down, phone away, fire out, weed in the trash.
02:38For what it's worth.
02:39BS.
02:40Studying's for freaks.
02:41We don't want to be nerds like you.
02:42For real.
02:43Only losers read books.
02:46Alright.
02:47Since you're so confident in your abilities,
02:50why don't you tell the class who you want to become?
02:52Yo, who's the most famous person in the city right now?
02:55The Ghost!
02:56Damn right.
02:57The Ghost.
02:58He's a legend of the NYPD.
03:00He never even went to school.
03:02What's funny?
03:03You don't know what you're talking about.
03:11Let go!
03:12I'll get you fired!
03:14I'll make a little bet with you.
03:19What are we betting on?
03:21You humiliate me publicly.
03:23Show me how smart you really are.
03:25In the next week, I'll resign.
03:27You fail.
03:28You sit down, shut up, and learn.
03:32You're gone in a week.
03:34Good luck.
03:37This is the team.
03:39The Fuck Mr. Johnson squad.
03:41We get him out in a week, or the good times end.
03:44Let's do it!
03:46The student problem's real.
03:48They're using kids to push the drugs.
03:50I'm gonna need more time to investigate.
03:56You're not a real teacher.
03:58What are you doing here?
04:00No.
04:01You misheard.
04:02Misheard?
04:03Pushing drugs?
04:04Investigate?
04:05Another dealer building your team?
04:07Drop it.
04:07You don't want to get involved.
04:09Just know I'm here to help.
04:10Evita has problems.
04:11But they're not yours to fix.
04:13I...
04:14You don't know what you're...
04:29Oldest trick in the book.
04:43No balls in my class.
04:49Your chair's glued.
04:50You're stuck unless you want to walk around with your ass out.
04:58You sure about that?
05:02Still talking when it's all over.
05:16How's that even possible?
05:18You try.
05:26Tyler's just a little boy.
05:28Stop!
05:30Building!
05:41Stop!
05:41Stop!
05:42Stop!
05:42Stop!
05:44That's enough for today.
05:45You're dismissed.
05:46See you tomorrow.
05:49He's too strong.
05:51We can't do it.
05:56I've got an idea.
06:02Free time!
06:05Mr. Johnson.
06:06Think you can handle playing with us?
06:09Sure.
06:10Loser runs 10 laps shouting,
06:11I'm trash.
06:12While Blair streams.
06:13And the whole internet watches.
06:17I want Tyler and Javi.
06:19Caden.
06:19You picked all the strongest players.
06:22That's not fair.
06:23Mr. Johnson can forfeit.
06:24Lewis.
06:25Charlie.
06:25Sam.
06:26With me.
06:28Surrendering already?
06:30It's a team sport.
06:36Let's go!
06:36Let's go!
06:37That's too easy!
06:38Listen.
06:40Football's not about one person.
06:42Caden's strong.
06:43But he wants the spotlight.
06:44And so does the rest of his team.
06:45They can't play together.
06:47On this play, we're gonna...
06:48Got it.
06:49Got it.
06:49Let's do it.
06:50Run!
06:58Come on, man.
06:59Get past me!
07:09Amazing vision!
07:14Coward!
07:30One-on-one! Just you and me!
07:35I'll only teach you this once.
07:43Game over!
07:44Knicks team wins!
07:52Football's a team sport.
07:54You can't win alone.
07:55You have to trust your teammates.
07:57Your fake sympathy is making me sick.
08:09Damn it.
08:09We're running out of time.
08:11We've got to humiliate him completely.
08:13Get him out for good.
08:16I've got a plan.
08:17It's going to be big this time.
08:18Where did you get all this shit?
08:20Tomorrow we dress like robbers, bust in, corner him, use these to scare him, make him piss his pants, while
08:25Blair records from a distance, let the internet do the rest.
08:27This is genius, Tyler!
08:30Obviously.
08:31Obviously.
08:32Make sure the camera's rolling.
08:34I won't miss a second.
08:38Cover the exits.
08:39Anyone tries to be a hero, put him down.
08:49You guys in A-class?
08:52Perfect.
08:53Let's scare that asshole together.
08:55All right.
09:02Damn, this look legit.
09:05Let's see if that prick is still tough with this in his face.
09:11Freeze!
09:11Robbery!
09:12This is working perfectly.
09:13He's so dead.
09:18Naive.
09:19What do you want?
09:21Your first, teacher.
09:22Give me your wallet and your phone, or I blow your brains all over the blackboard.
09:26All right.
09:27Don't shoot.
09:28I'll give you everything.
09:34This is a real gun.
09:44Tyler!
09:45Kaden!
09:51Throw your gun over or the kid dies.
09:54How I brought to you guys.
09:56You got played.
09:58Stay down.
10:01Please.
10:02Don't shoot.
10:03Shut up!
10:05Ready for his head to explode.
10:07Don't hurt him.
10:16If you pull that trigger, your head explodes first.
10:23Slide over your gun.
10:25Now!
10:27Easy.
10:28I'm putting it down.
10:44Kaden!
10:45Duck!
11:05Freeze!
11:08Freeze!
11:22What are you doing Nick told us to secure them for the cops am I dying Nick
11:39You're fine. Can I still play no way you've lost way too much blood, but don't worry
11:43I'll pull some strings. You'll make a hell of a cheerleader what no mr. Johnson. I can't hold pom-poms
11:48Relax ace. I'm kidding. You'll be back on the field in a week. Just remember that talent wins games, but
11:53teamwork wins championship
11:55Michael Jordan
12:04You're hurt
12:06I'm fine more worried. You're gonna try and kick me out
12:09Pretty dangerous teacher, right?
12:13You saved them
12:15That's what I'm here for that's above and beyond a teacher's duty. Who are you really?
12:21Boss
12:24Boss
12:26Bo
12:29We need to take this for fingerprinting
12:33You're not a normal teacher
12:34Payton
12:35Trust me. The only thing that matters is that these kids safety always comes first. I believe you
12:41But my position stands if you hurt any students, you'll kick me out. I remember your warning
12:56Talent wins games, but teamwork wins championship. My bad. I overthrewed it. Let's run it again
13:03Great
13:16That was thanks to you from now on just tell me what you need. I'm with you us, too
13:25Get him
13:28Protect mr. Johnson
13:37You okay mr. Johnson fine thanks to you guys
13:42Kaden you traitor you want to get to mr. Johnson. You've got to get through me first
13:50She won't give up they're still plotting it don't worry about it
14:07Excellent source of high protein
14:10That's enough blair stop messing with the teacher look at you kaden one bullet and you're in mr. Johnson's arms
14:17You're just his pet now
14:19You guys to you're good boys now
14:23What are you doing? He saved you know he saved you
14:32It's fine the bet still stands but you're running out of time
14:40Hey watch out sorry weirdo
14:52Mmm smells delicious
14:54Don't touch me fry ski. I like that
15:00Is that her
15:06Let go help me
15:10Boss the products all here smart girl
15:14Didn't mess with our product
15:16But
15:18You took our goods for hours
15:19You've got to pay interest
15:22Touch me and I'll kill you
15:24Tonight I'm gonna enjoy
15:26Tonight I'm gonna enjoy adida high's queen beef
15:30Save some for us boss
15:31They need to go around
15:34No, let me go
15:35Someone help
15:38Nick you gotta save blair
15:41What's going on?
15:42Some thugs have her
15:43What where that way
15:45So smooth
15:47Ah
15:49Ah
15:50Bitch
15:51Ah
15:55Let her go
15:56Ah
16:01Who the hell are you
16:03Her math teacher
16:07A teacher
16:08A teacher
16:09You've got to be kidding me
16:10Take him down
16:15Ah
16:16Ah
16:17Ah
16:17Ah
16:19Threaten my students again and you won't be walking away
16:21Ah
16:21Ah
16:22Ah
16:23Ah
16:24Ah
16:27Ah
16:28Ah
16:28Ah
16:29Threaten my students again and you won't be walking away
16:32Ah
16:33Ah
16:33Ah
16:35You hurt
16:36I'm okay
16:37Thank you
16:44Is this your bag?
16:47I don't know
16:51The girl in the locker room, I picked up her bag by accident
16:54Remember what she looked like?
16:57Wait, I was streaming, here
17:02Am I in trouble?
17:04Am I in trouble?
17:05Don't worry
17:06I'll handle it
17:09Ah
17:11My ankle
17:12Don't move it
17:13I'll take you to the ER
17:23If that asshole puts his hands on Blair, I'm getting him fired
17:28Mr. Johnson, the principal needs to see you in his office
17:37I'll be back
17:43This could be big trouble
17:44The school board chair's here
17:46Worried about me Peyton, I thought you wanted me out
17:49I
17:50Just don't want the students to lose a good teacher
17:52Relax
17:53No one's kicking me out
17:58Hello principal
18:00Nick, this is Miss Carter, school board chair, also Tyler's mother
18:05Nice to meet you
18:06We've received multiple complaints about you
18:08Encouraging violence, inciting students to rebel, nearly getting them killed by criminals
18:13Many parents, myself included, are questioning your competency and character
18:18Miss Carter, the shooter incident was random
18:21The police report confirmed
18:23I don't care about reports, I care about results
18:25My son Tyler almost died
18:27Caden got shot, Blair got attacked, you failed to protect them
18:31I demand you fire him immediately
18:34What?
18:38Mrs. Carter, please, this is...
18:40Or should I re-evaluate the funding for the new lab my family is donating?
18:45No way, you can't fire Mr. Johnson
18:47I owe him my life, you can't fire him
18:49How'd you...
18:50Don't fire him!
18:51This isn't a student council meeting
18:53If he leaves, we quit
18:54The entire A class drops out today
18:57Ma'am, Blair's father is a massive donor
19:00If she walks, I don't know what we would do
19:04Miss Carter, since you doubt my methods
19:07Let's make this interesting
19:08A bet
19:11Finals are next month
19:12If A class is still last place, I resign
19:20Nick, that's impossible
19:22We're literally in last place
19:25She's right, you're delusional
19:27Then prove it
19:29If we hit the target, you stop, leave my class alone
19:32Forever
19:34Fine, but I'm placing my assistant, Amanda
19:38In your class to monitor your incidents
19:41And to make sure you don't cheat
19:43That's not fair
19:47Deal
19:48Amanda, come in
20:00It's her
20:05You're done for, Mr. Johnson
20:06A class can't make the grade
20:08You're done, loser
20:10Don't be so sure
20:12When I win, I'll be asking you for a favor
20:16Why would I agree to that?
20:18Thought you were sure I'd lose
20:19Or are you a coward?
20:21Bet you're on
20:26I've gotta get this trouble out before the next deal goes down
20:32Starting today, we're switching things up
20:35Way up
20:38Define switching things up
20:40As long as this doesn't involve memorizing another 50 formulas, I'm in
20:44First, put all of your textbooks away
20:47What?
20:49Wait, we're seriously having class here?
20:53Yep, today I'm teaching you how math guarantees perfect accuracy
20:59That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard
21:00Tyler, chill
21:02Am I wrong?
21:03Shooting's about instinct and talent
21:05What's math gonna do, make a formula for the bullet?
21:08You've seen him shoot
21:11Yeah, yeah
21:12Yeah, spray and pray, anyone can get lucky
21:16Not a fan of the lesson plan
21:18I'm not wasting my time on this crap
21:27Are you insane?
21:29What's it gonna take for you to stay?
21:36Okay
21:37Shooting contest
21:37Head to head
21:39You're on?
21:40If you lose, you crawl between my legs
21:43In front of everyone
21:45Deal
21:48Mr. Johnson, Tyler is the national junior shooting champion
21:51He's really good
21:54Chill, it's just math
22:14Your move
22:21Ready? Fire!
22:27Oh my god, all ten rings!
22:29You can still back out
22:31You literally can't win
22:33He's right, just back out
22:42The bro didn't even try
22:44Ten misses, he's cooked
22:46That's impressive, I've never seen someone miss every single time
22:49You sure about that?
22:51Tyler, that's pathetic
22:53A bet's a bet
22:55You're seriously doing this?
22:56You're not backing out, right?
22:58Of course not
23:00Then get to it!
23:02Why?
23:02I didn't lose?
23:05Uh, slight issue
23:07The scoring system glitched
23:09All ten shots hit the exact same spot
23:11They didn't register
23:13What?
23:17That's impossible
23:18He hit the same spot every time
23:20The machine couldn't register it
23:23That's crazy
23:25No way
23:28I guess I win
23:29You cheated!
23:31You know him!
23:33You rigged it!
23:34I've never seen this guy before
23:37Then the machine's rigged!
23:39Same machine, Tyler
23:41Don't be that guy
23:42This was set up from the start
23:47Do it again, my gun, my lane
23:49Alright, watch and learn this time
23:58I'll grab the target
23:59No, I'll check
24:06I've owned this place 15 years
24:08I've never seen that!
24:10You convinced now?
24:12World champions can't do that
24:13Math
24:14You're kidding
24:15Bullets don't move in a straight line
24:17Gravity pulls them down
24:18In a curve
24:19Angle, velocity, distance
24:21If you calculate it right
24:22Hitting the center isn't luck
24:24It's predictable
24:25So if I actually learn the math
24:27I could shoot like that?
24:28You could shoot better
24:34Fine, I'm in
24:37What?
24:38Nick took A class to a shooting range
24:40That breaks school rules
24:41No number 12, 14, 16, 20, and 23 through 30
24:48Let's go
24:55Are you out of your mind?
24:57You took students to a shooting range
24:59Principal, we're in the middle of geometry class
25:01Geometry, this is reckless endangerment
25:04Yo, principal!
25:06Quiet down, we're trying to concentrate here
25:13Kayden, you're telling me you're actually learning?
25:16Obviously! Now please, let us learn
25:20At first glance, you aim at the center to hit the center
25:24But at distance, gravity and air are your enemies
25:27The target is a clock face
25:28If the wind blows from 9 o'clock and the bullet drops due to gravity
25:31Where's your real bullseye?
25:36Kaden
25:37Aim towards 10 o'clock
25:39High and to the left
25:47He... calculated the trajectory in his head?
25:50It's just common sense once you understand it, principal
25:55Raise your hand if you understood all of that
26:02Engagement is way up
26:03Still think it's a waste of time?
26:06Fine
26:07Carry on
26:08Just don't make me regret this
26:12I can't believe the principal actually bought that 10 o'clock garbage
26:23I can't believe it
26:23Working late?
26:25Almost finished
26:26You're a hero
26:27I've been observing your class
26:29Your methods are pretty unconventional
26:32That a compliment or an insult?
26:34A compliment
26:34I've never seen A class this focused
26:37What's your secret?
26:39No secret
26:40Find what they're interested in
26:41Tell them the logic behind it
26:43And let them teach themselves
26:45Whatever your real reason is for being here
26:47You're a good teacher
26:50So I'm off probation?
26:51Temporary clearance
26:52Don't make me regret it
26:56You've been paying attention in math
26:58What's wrong?
26:59He's useful
26:59For now
27:00Finals are tomorrow
27:02Everyone's studying like crazy
27:05And...
27:06He's not that bad
27:09He stays
27:10I lose
27:11I need him gone
27:16I can make that happen for you
27:22How?
27:23I know to make sure you win the bet
27:26A class is struggling
27:29Maybe they need a little help to keep their grades up
27:31Are you high?
27:32I don't want them to pass
27:33I want Mr. Johnson gone
27:36Tomorrow's answer key
27:37I wonder what would happen if the class got caught with it
27:41If Nick finds out about this, we're dead
27:44Literally
27:44He won't
27:46Just make sure they get caught
27:47And their scores will get voided
27:55This is a 60 minute exam
27:56And one last thing that goes without saying
27:58Don't cheat
28:00You nervous?
28:01I'm concerned you'll lose something more valuable than a bet
28:03Grades are nothing but ink on paper
28:05They can go up and down
28:06But integrity?
28:08Once that's gone, you've gotten left to sell
28:10Begin
28:22Hope your bags are already packed, Mr. Johnson
28:25You sure this is the play you want to make?
28:27I did the math, Nick
28:28You can't win with a zero
28:31We'll see
28:32We'll see
28:36Just tell us
28:37Did we fail?
28:41You passed
28:42You improved by 20 points
28:44Let's go!
28:48Mr. Johnson
28:49I never expected this from you
28:51Encouraging students to cheat to win a personal bet
28:55Excuse me?
28:56We reviewed the surveillance
28:57Every student cheat
29:03That's...
29:05It's over
29:06Resign
29:11You were never gonna win
29:13These students used to struggle academically
29:15Now they're failing morally too
29:18I'm relieved my son wasn't involved in this fraud
29:21Hiring Mr. Johnson was clearly a catastrophic mistake
29:24The school board will be discussing at the next meeting whether we need to consider your position as well
29:30Ms. Carter, please, let's not escalate
29:33Oh, we're escalating
29:35Every student in A class will be formally reported and investigated
29:40Ms. Carter, please, they're kids
29:42Don't ruin their records over this
29:44Some of the best lessons I've learned have been the hardest ones
29:47Do something
29:52I'm sorry you're disappointed, Ms. Carter
29:54But they didn't cheat
29:57Excuse me?
30:00They didn't cheat
30:02We have video
30:05Then let's actually watch it
30:09Look closely at what's written on those supposed answer sheets
30:14Those aren't answers
30:18Not a single answer
30:19They were still using notes
30:22Encouraging isn't cheating
30:23It's confidence
30:27They didn't cheat
30:28The student scores will stand
30:34Congratulations, A class
30:36This is far from over
30:40Ms. Carter, wait!
30:47Where are you going?
30:49Where are you going?
31:00Why are you following me?
31:02You forgot something
31:04Yeah, what's that?
31:06You lost
31:09You really chasing me down to tell me that
31:13I came here to tell you that you owe me a favor
31:16What the hell do you want?
31:19Amanda
31:21Amanda
31:22I want you to watch her
31:23Who she talks to, what she does
31:26Are you serious?
31:27You're a psycho
31:29Don't make the wrong choice here, Tyler
31:42What did he say to you?
31:49None of your fucking business
31:51Watch your language
31:54Look Tyler, if you need help you know where to find me
31:58Whatever
32:00I'll wait for you
32:06Fuck
32:06Fuck
32:07Fuck
32:08Fuck
32:09Fuck
32:14Maybe it's time we accept him
32:16He's actually pretty cool
32:19Say that again?
32:22I-I-I-I really think Nick's-
32:29You traitor!
32:31Tyler, what's wrong with you?
32:33Get the fuck out, both of you!
32:38Dammit, dammit!
32:54Is the teacher dead?
32:56I found a patsy
32:58As should be done tonight
33:00If they're a problem, you know the consequences for you
33:14I'm almost finished
33:15Soon we can-
33:19You-
33:21I'm almost finished
33:21You-
33:38I killed him
33:39I killed him
33:41I killed him
33:51Tyler
33:52Amanda!
33:53I killed someone
33:55It's okay
33:56I'll help you make an alibi
33:59Yeah?
34:01Of course
34:03You just took out my biggest problem
34:12Nick's dead
34:12Nick's dead
34:13We can do the school warehouse deal tomorrow night
34:15Good job
34:15See you tomorrow
34:27It's good
34:32Police, freeze!
34:34You traitor
34:35I'm with it! I'm with it! I'm with it!
34:40Drop the gun
34:51How?
34:53You're dead
34:54I saw it
34:55You should hire people who finished the job, Derek
34:58How could I die before catching the campus kingpin himself?
35:08What?
35:10...
35:10...
35:21What?
35:22I thought you were dead
35:23You've got guts stabbing me
35:25I heard what happened on the phone, I came straight here
35:28You okay?
35:29Yeah, I'm okay
35:30the legendary ghost almost taken out by a kid going soft undercover captain wait you're the
35:38ghost undercover i'm closing down the campus drug rank still want me fired what have i done
35:49now you can make up for it
35:57how will this really fool her tell her i'm dead panic cry make her believe you
36:06what if she doesn't buy it she will she was there and saw it happen she thinks she won
36:18you trust him
36:19he's my student you lying asshole
36:27it's called a strategic deception you should study more
36:39agent johnson thank you i had no idea
37:13captain derrick escaped during transfer
37:19blair's already here god damn it
37:39you're safe i've got you
37:41they took miss payton
37:47nick or should i say the ghost i've got your girl come alone or she dies
38:18that was fast i'm impressed
38:22i'm here let her go drop the gun kick it over
38:29if you shoot me i shoot her
38:41showing up like this for a co-worker or is she more than that
38:46let her walk like we agreed
38:49you're not in a position to negotiate your only option is to beg
38:53if anything happens to her you're dead in 10 seconds
39:02one wrong move she's gone and so are all of us
39:10what do you want
39:11you you wrecked everything i built
39:15you do bad things
39:16i stop people doing bad things it's my job
39:19well now i'm gonna do something bad
39:22it's gonna be slow and it's gonna hurt
39:29you better kill me now because if i walk out of here you don't
39:32still talking
39:40don't move you'll regret it more than me
39:46we've got you
39:53tyler think i believe in you
40:10show's over
40:13what you just ran out of leverage
40:27no
40:40wait
40:41goodbye
40:57is this really a class
40:59he didn't fix them he believed in them to fix themselves
41:07that's it for today but there's one more thing
41:10my assignment here is over this is my last day and you'll have a new teacher next week
41:16you're leaving you can't just dip like that i haven't taught you anything all i showed you was your own
41:22potential
41:23it's about owning your choices trust in each other and finishing what you start
41:30wherever you go
41:32wherever you go
41:33you're still our teacher
41:44before i go
41:58what do you say
42:00and i look at the high school
42:00and i'll see you guys
42:01and i'll see you guys
42:01go
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