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Oops! I Married My Enemy Full HD (Short Drama)
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00:00:06yes I know my last payment is half of what I owe okay but I promise I'll get
00:00:12it in by the end of the week oh I'm gonna need a raise fast so how you
00:00:21feeling after the great Gavin won the Tillman proposal oh don't even mention
00:00:25it and great isn't exactly the word I'd use for that nepo baby tell me how you
00:00:30really feel I mean some of us actually do the work to get the job done and
00:00:34others like Gavin just use friends and dirty tactics doing proposals what nepo
00:00:40baby speak of the devil
00:00:58you know I'm offended well actually on a second thought I'm not because I don't
00:01:04really care about the opinions of my lesser competition and that's my cue to
00:01:13leave bye Tony that's your competition huh pretty sure I landed that massive deal
00:01:21with Denison just two weeks ago remember that I like to call that a lucky break
00:01:27well we'll see how lucky you are when mr. Hartley announces his resignation and
00:01:31names me CEO my first order of business firing you well good luck because
00:01:38everybody in this office knows that job is mine
00:01:48report to the board room for a new court meeting
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00:02:19thank you thank you thank you thank you all I appreciate it very much thank you
00:02:23well I I know that you all are very busy so I will not take up a whole lot of
00:02:30your time today really I'm just here to make a small announcement I have decided
00:02:37that I am going to retire within the next three months I know it's sad I know so the
00:02:47search for the new CEO of Hartley Industries will begin immediately
00:02:55that position is mine
00:02:57that position is mine
00:03:01in other news I wanted to let you all know that the merger with the Las Vegas company has
00:03:09finally gone through it has happened ladies and gentlemen thank you all so very much for
00:03:15your time and your time and your hard work you've all done an extraordinary job so thank you I appreciate
00:03:21it and on that note we'll let that go for today you're all dismissed thank you very much except
00:03:26Gavin and um Victoria can you come see me for a moment please thank you
00:03:34so it will probably come as
00:03:36and it's no surprise to either of you that you are my two best employees thank you and you both
00:03:44did extraordinary work on the Vegas deal
00:03:46so I feel like it's time for a little celebration
00:03:52there you go
00:03:58what is this that is your celebration and all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas
00:04:05yes
00:04:07thank you
00:04:30we'll see you
00:04:49Hey, Gavin, looks like your last year of competition has arrived.
00:04:53Well, I only said that to make her feel better.
00:04:56There's no competition when you're at the top.
00:04:59I got this for you.
00:05:02That's so kind.
00:05:03Isn't that nice?
00:05:04I love that kind of compliment that's in an employee.
00:05:07Gavin, hello.
00:05:08Are you enjoying yourself?
00:05:10Yes, of course.
00:05:11I mean, this party's way better than the one that you threw after the calendar deal, right?
00:05:15Can I offer you both a drink?
00:05:17That would be lovely.
00:05:17Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:32Whoops.
00:05:36Oh, my God.
00:05:37I'm sorry.
00:05:38I'm sorry.
00:05:38That was a mistake.
00:05:40Um, why are you just standing here?
00:05:42Why don't you go help her?
00:05:45Well, that's the last thing I want to do, but I've got to keep the boss happy.
00:05:49There's a promotion on the line.
00:05:51Yes.
00:05:55What the hell are you doing?
00:05:57You're peeping on me like some weird peeping tong?
00:05:59No.
00:06:00Um, no.
00:06:01I came to try to help you, and I try to knock first.
00:06:05That's bullshit.
00:06:06You came here to save face, Gavin.
00:06:08Save face?
00:06:10Save face about what?
00:06:11You did that on purpose, Gavin.
00:06:13You had to humiliate me in front of the new employees, the investors, and our boss.
00:06:18Okay.
00:06:19Listen.
00:06:20I swear.
00:06:21I did not do that on purpose, okay?
00:06:22You did it to yourself, actually.
00:06:31Get the hell out.
00:06:33This is Vegas, but it's not a strip club.
00:06:39Dude, Cornelius is not impressed.
00:06:41You need to find a way to make it up to Victoria, or you can kiss any possibility that CEO
00:06:45position
00:06:45could buy.
00:06:47Give me this.
00:06:49Go.
00:06:49Suck it.
00:06:56Peace offering?
00:07:00And then it happened.
00:07:03Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, all right?
00:07:06I've just barely got the stains out of my dress.
00:07:08I don't need you to cleanly spill another drink on me.
00:07:10Okay.
00:07:11First of all, that's not what I meant.
00:07:13Oh, yeah.
00:07:14Well, I guess what this is about is you seconding up to Cornelius because he just gave you the
00:07:18riot act for what you just did, isn't it?
00:07:20Um, no.
00:07:23Yeah, okay.
00:07:24Well, I doubt that, but I'll never turn down a free drink.
00:07:26Okay, wait, hold on a second.
00:07:27Listen.
00:07:28I'm sorry, okay?
00:07:29I didn't mean to...
00:07:33Excuse me.
00:07:39Oh, hello?
00:07:45I know I said by the end of the week, but I'm just waiting for the bank to clear the
00:07:49hold.
00:07:52Please give me more time.
00:08:00Triple in Paradise.
00:08:03Mind your business, Gavin.
00:08:05Listen, if you need financial help, I can...
00:08:07You're the last person that I'd go to.
00:08:10This is all just a game to you.
00:08:13What is?
00:08:15This job.
00:08:17You don't need it.
00:08:19You don't need money, Gavin.
00:08:22You use all these stupid games and dirty little tricks to get contracts.
00:08:26You don't realize the people that you're hurting in the process.
00:08:29Okay, you know what?
00:08:30You don't know a fucking thing about me first, so you should probably stop being so judgmental
00:08:34and realize you're not the only person on this planet that has something going wrong
00:08:37with them.
00:08:38Enough!
00:08:39What is going on here?
00:08:40Will you two keep your voices down, please?
00:08:42I did not invite you here in order to cause a scene.
00:08:47Cool it.
00:08:48Sorry, Ms. Hartley.
00:08:50Not another word.
00:08:56Way to go.
00:08:57You started that.
00:08:58Let's get some new tricks, alright?
00:09:00Come on, Ralph.
00:09:01Okay, alright.
00:09:02Alright.
00:09:03Alright.
00:09:04Thank you all very much.
00:09:05Welcome, welcome.
00:09:06This is a huge deal for Hartley Industries.
00:09:10At Hartley, we really value partnership, collaboration, teamwork.
00:09:16You know, and you might want to call me old-fashioned.
00:09:19I don't know, but I think it's really important to have a spouse with you who just stands by
00:09:26you.
00:09:27It's so important.
00:09:29It means more than all the money in the world to me.
00:09:32So I would like to thank my beautiful and very tall wife, Patricia.
00:09:39Cheers.
00:09:45Hey, you know, um, if we were to go get married, CEO position would probably be a lot easier.
00:09:54In your dreams.
00:09:55Oh, ouch.
00:09:56Okay, you know what?
00:09:56I'm gonna need a shot.
00:09:58Uh, bartender, can I get a round of shots for the three of us, please?
00:10:03As long as you're paying.
00:10:04Sure.
00:10:14Yeah, right, yeah.
00:10:15Can I do the other one, please?
00:10:16Thanks.
00:10:17Here.
00:10:18Okay, all right.
00:10:19Chill.
00:10:25Are you gonna throw up?
00:10:26Hell no.
00:10:27You ain't gonna throw up first.
00:10:40Hey, please, turn it off.
00:10:45Okay.
00:10:52Oh, you're gonna have to stop.
00:10:54I know.
00:10:54Ugh.
00:11:00Where am I?
00:11:00This isn't my bed.
00:11:02Yeah, this isn't mine either.
00:11:04Gavin, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:05Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:08No.
00:11:10No.
00:11:11Yeah, what the fuck?
00:11:11Give me the legget.
00:11:12Stop!
00:11:13Give me!
00:11:13We're so getting fired.
00:11:15Let go!
00:11:16Get back!
00:11:18Give me the legget.
00:11:19Stop!
00:11:20Let go!
00:11:21Grab the shirt!
00:11:25What the hell happened?
00:11:27Well, I don't know.
00:11:29Did...
00:11:30Did you?
00:11:32Did we?
00:11:33No.
00:11:33Gross.
00:11:34Absolutely not.
00:11:35Okay, Vicky.
00:11:35It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we did this.
00:11:39Look, only...
00:11:40No!
00:11:40Hey!
00:11:46It's Cornelius.
00:11:47What does he want?
00:11:49How the hell should I know?
00:11:51You gonna answer?
00:11:53You gonna let it keep fucking ringing all day, huh?
00:11:58Hello?
00:11:59Good morning, Victoria.
00:12:02We would like to see you right now in the lobby.
00:12:07And bring Gavin with you.
00:12:17I would say that it has something to do with this.
00:12:25Oh.
00:12:25My.
00:12:26God.
00:12:31Okay.
00:12:34Oh, my God.
00:12:35This is a disaster.
00:12:37Quentin, I was just gonna think I'm sleeping by the way up to the top.
00:12:39Finally.
00:12:40You see?
00:12:40I'm at the top.
00:12:41Okay, let me tell you something, all right?
00:12:43If, uh, if I had known that all I was gonna take was a little bit of fucking Gavin Mojo,
00:12:47I probably would have slept with you a long fucking time ago.
00:12:50How did this even happen?
00:12:51What were we thinking?
00:12:52Well, judging by this massive hangover, I say that we blame it on the alcohol, but...
00:12:56Whatever.
00:12:57Okay.
00:12:57So, what are we gonna do about Cornelius?
00:13:00Cornelius.
00:13:01We don't even know if he knows, right?
00:13:03So, if he brings it up, just downplay it?
00:13:05No, we can't fucking downplay it.
00:13:06You've heard him, okay?
00:13:07All he cares about is marriage and family and promotions, okay?
00:13:10If we don't do that, he's gonna think we're mucking the fucking company.
00:13:13We can't have that.
00:13:14Ugh, I hate that you're right.
00:13:15Fuck.
00:13:16You know what?
00:13:17Screw you, Gavin.
00:13:18Screw me?
00:13:19Oh, you mean again.
00:13:20Because you already did that last night.
00:13:43Victoria, we need to talk.
00:13:45Hi.
00:13:47This is my room.
00:13:48What are you talking about?
00:13:49This is my room.
00:13:50Look at the...
00:13:50That could be Cornelius.
00:13:54Morning, boss.
00:13:59You, um...
00:14:01You need to see me, Cornelius?
00:14:02Gavin is here.
00:14:04What a shocker.
00:14:08Uh, so...
00:14:09Anyway...
00:14:11What is it I hear about you two turds...
00:14:15getting married to each other?
00:14:18Yeah, we didn't actually mean for anything.
00:14:20Yeah, it's not what it looks like.
00:14:21No.
00:14:21Okay, enough!
00:14:23I am not happy.
00:14:26You two go out, go crazy, get wasted, and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder.
00:14:33This is not a good look.
00:14:35Not for you, not for me, and definitely not for Hartley Industries.
00:14:41Look, let me explain it.
00:14:43Shut up!
00:14:44Now, it is no secret that the two of you are rivals.
00:14:49And sometimes that's great because you come up with these really great ideas.
00:14:52But you cannot run a company on rivalry.
00:14:56You run a company on teamwork.
00:14:58So, I think that nothing says teamwork more than a marriage.
00:15:11You want us to stay married?
00:15:15It's less of a want and more of a demand.
00:15:20Mr. Hartley, you can't be serious.
00:15:22I'm serious as a heart attack.
00:15:24You two need to prove to me that you can work together not only as colleagues, but as husband and
00:15:32wife.
00:15:33No, no, no, that's not fair.
00:15:35I'm not wife material.
00:15:37Yeah, she's not wife material.
00:15:38You know what?
00:15:39I'm not even husband material.
00:15:40I don't really even like her.
00:15:41Well, you better become the right material real quick.
00:15:45Or you can kiss that CEO position.
00:15:48Au revoir.
00:15:48Wait a minute.
00:15:49Are you blackmailing us with our careers?
00:15:54Victoria, I'm hurt.
00:15:56Blackmail is such an ugly word.
00:16:00Think of it more as a really big, important project that you have to do.
00:16:04And when it's done, the person with the biggest balls will get the CEO job.
00:16:10So, both of you grow a pair and start strategizing real quick.
00:16:23Oh, no.
00:16:27Oh, no.
00:16:30Hmm.
00:16:36You all right?
00:16:39Excuse me.
00:16:41Oh.
00:16:42Sir.
00:16:43Sir.
00:16:44Sir.
00:16:45Sir.
00:16:46Please, put your bag away.
00:16:53Surprise.
00:16:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:57I am not going to be stuck on this flight with you.
00:17:00You wifey, what's wrong?
00:17:01You know, couples typically fly together.
00:17:05Well, good thing we're not a real couple.
00:17:07Well, it's not what Cornelius is saying.
00:17:09Cornelius is off his rocker if he thinks that he can force us to stay married.
00:17:12Well, you know what, you should probably call him and tell him that, and then he'll be smoothly sailing for
00:17:16me as CEO.
00:17:18Oh.
00:17:19You wish.
00:17:21Hmm.
00:17:24Is that really necessary?
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:29Can I help you?
00:17:31Hi, um, I'd like to request to move my seat.
00:17:35I can't sit next to this van.
00:17:37She's exaggerating.
00:17:38I'm sorry, but this flight is completely full, and I'm unable to talk him without your request.
00:17:44Okay, thanks.
00:17:46Well, it looks like you're going to be stuck with me for the duration of the flight.
00:17:49And, um, while you're at it, you should probably try to learn something from me, because then maybe you'll make
00:17:54it to the top.
00:17:56Shut up!
00:17:58You know, I may have to sit next to you, but I don't have to talk to you.
00:18:04We're at...
00:18:26Hey, Vic.
00:18:30Yes?
00:18:32Have you ever thought about joining the Mile High Club?
00:18:43Don't give in.
00:18:44Don't give in.
00:18:45Don't give in.
00:18:48Don't give in.
00:18:48Don't give in.
00:18:49Don't give in.
00:19:01Miss?
00:19:02Miss?
00:19:03Miss?
00:19:04Excuse me?
00:19:05We're about to reach our destination.
00:19:07I'll need you to prepare for landing.
00:19:13What the hell?
00:19:18What's happening?
00:19:19Are you trying to fill me up while I'm sleeping?
00:19:23Are you serious?
00:19:24I'm not an animal.
00:19:26Why the hell would I do that?
00:19:28Then why is your hand on my thigh?
00:19:37Now, how the hell am I supposed to know that I was sleeping, too?
00:19:40I'm warning you, Gavin.
00:19:42Oh, yeah?
00:19:42Keep your hands to yourself.
00:19:44Oh, my God.
00:19:46Well, you know what?
00:19:47I don't recall you last night laying next to me having your hands all over me.
00:19:53You remember that?
00:19:54Just admit it.
00:19:55You've always had the hearts for me.
00:19:57They took advantage of this little Vegas situation to get exactly what you want.
00:20:01Let me tell you something.
00:20:02It takes two to tango, and from where I'm sitting, it works like you can draw all over my fucking
00:20:07clothes.
00:20:13And Cornelius is going to be watching us like a hawk.
00:20:17So every single moment is going to count.
00:20:25What are you doing?
00:20:29Like I said, every single moment counts.
00:20:32So we should probably make it worth our time.
00:20:37By doing what?
00:20:40Well, we are married, so we should probably do what married people do.
00:20:50Okay.
00:21:19Sorry to interrupt.
00:21:22Victoria, you have a client waiting, but I can tell them that you're occupied if you need more time.
00:21:28No, no, it's fine.
00:21:29I'll be with them in a minute.
00:21:33What the fuck was that?
00:21:36It was a kiss.
00:21:38Oh, come on.
00:21:38You don't have to tell me that.
00:21:39No, it was unprofessional.
00:21:41No.
00:21:41I can lose my job if anyone sees that.
00:21:44You don't think that I need this job, too?
00:21:46Not like I do.
00:21:47All right.
00:21:47You don't have to worry about money, Gavin.
00:21:49Suits don't have that luxury.
00:21:51Okay.
00:21:52Well, you know what?
00:21:52I need this job just as much as you need it.
00:21:55And besides, Cornelius wants us to stay together.
00:21:58So public PDA is probably going to score us points if you didn't know.
00:22:03You're not going to score any points with me.
00:22:05Oh, yeah?
00:22:05Okay?
00:22:06And try that again.
00:22:07I'm going to sue you for sexual harassment.
00:22:10Yeah.
00:22:11I'm going to do it.
00:22:17So, you actually kissed me back.
00:22:21So if you try to sue me for sexual harassment, it's probably going to be a little tricky, don't
00:22:27you think?
00:22:30Fine.
00:22:31Whatever.
00:22:32I'm just going to have to suck it up and wait out for these few months until Cornelius
00:22:36names the new CEO.
00:22:37Great.
00:22:38Yeah.
00:22:38That's a good idea.
00:22:39Well, you know what?
00:22:40Stay out of my fucking way.
00:22:41I have a client anyway.
00:22:43Good luck.
00:22:49Okay.
00:22:52Police.
00:22:54After you?
00:22:56She is annoying.
00:23:02Hello?
00:23:03Did you get named CEO yet?
00:23:06No.
00:23:07You know your inheritance from your grandfather depends on it.
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:11I'm aware.
00:23:13I'm going to get it, no matter what it's going to cost.
00:23:15Got it?
00:23:19Okay.
00:23:21Okay.
00:23:29Bye-bye.
00:23:30Bye-bye.
00:23:31Bye-bye.
00:23:32Bye-bye.
00:23:33Bye-bye.
00:23:35Bye-bye.
00:23:38Bye-bye.
00:24:03Something wrong?
00:24:05I have been waiting for Victoria Lockhart
00:24:08for over 15 minutes.
00:24:11Ah.
00:24:13Perhaps I could help.
00:24:35Hi, Mr. Hartley.
00:24:36Uh, hi, Victoria.
00:24:38Hi.
00:24:40Why the shit weren't you at the meeting this morning?
00:24:44There was a meeting?
00:24:50Um, I wasn't aware that there was a meeting.
00:24:53Oh, yeah?
00:24:54Then why did you respond to the meeting request?
00:25:01Gavin!
00:25:01Yeah, good thing that Gavin was here to save your ass.
00:25:06Dropping the ball like this, Victoria, is not CEO behavior.
00:25:11Come on!
00:25:17Victoria!
00:25:19Thanks for, uh, the new client.
00:25:22She was a breeze to schmooze.
00:25:28You asshole.
00:25:30This is what I meant by dirty little tricks.
00:25:33You know, that was a really sweet and endearing nickname, but I gotta go.
00:25:37We got another meeting.
00:25:39See you.
00:25:40You know what?
00:25:41It's my jackets.
00:25:48Oops!
00:25:51Are you fucking kidding me?
00:25:52That's coffee.
00:25:53I'm so clumsy.
00:25:54I'm sorry.
00:25:57Yeah, this is a little childish antic.
00:25:59You're really gonna get CEO of the year
00:26:01from doing this bullshit.
00:26:03You're one to talk.
00:26:04Good luck with you next meeting.
00:26:09Oh, it's his problem.
00:26:12He'll be fine.
00:26:13He had a little accident.
00:26:16Anyway, what can I do for you?
00:26:18Nothing, really.
00:26:19Just thought I'd, uh, swing by.
00:26:21Say hi.
00:26:23Oh, well, hi.
00:26:25How are you doing?
00:26:26I hope I'm better now.
00:26:28You always brighten up the office, so...
00:26:31Hey, are you going to that, uh, investor's dinner thing tomorrow night?
00:26:36Uh, yeah.
00:26:37Um, I didn't think I had a choice.
00:26:40Would you maybe want to go with me?
00:26:44Eh, nope.
00:26:46She can't go with you because she is going to be going with her husband.
00:26:51Gavin.
00:26:53Oh, me.
00:26:57Oh, uh, sorry.
00:26:59I, I, I didn't know.
00:27:01Um, this is, uh, new.
00:27:03I guess that makes sense.
00:27:05You know, why I saw you two kissing each other the other day?
00:27:09No, no, no.
00:27:10Um, just, yeah, forget it.
00:27:11No, Tony, we're not actually married.
00:27:14He just has a really big crush on me.
00:27:17He practically pees himself every time he sees me.
00:27:19Oh, that's okay.
00:27:20You don't have to deny it.
00:27:23I mean, we all know it's true, right?
00:27:28You know, I can't, I can't wait to, uh, to go with my...
00:27:33My wife.
00:27:39To dinner tonight.
00:27:41Okay, uh, well, I guess I'll, um, see you later, then.
00:27:49Bye, Tony.
00:27:51Seriously?
00:27:53What?
00:27:53Don't ever do that again.
00:27:55Come on.
00:27:57You liked it.
00:27:58No, no, I didn't.
00:27:59Because now everybody in the office thinks that I'm off limits.
00:28:02Good.
00:28:04Because you are.
00:28:07Wifey.
00:28:25I want you to make sure that it's almond milk, okay?
00:28:30Lactose intolerance is no joke.
00:28:32Oh, and, uh, bring it upstairs for me.
00:28:35Got it.
00:28:35Almond milk as always.
00:28:43Oh, here's your coffee, Vic.
00:28:45Oh, thanks.
00:28:47Um, I can take the other one to Gavin.
00:28:48You sure?
00:28:49Of course.
00:28:50I need to talk to him about something anyway.
00:28:52Oh, thank you.
00:28:54You're such a lifesaver.
00:28:55I have about ten minutes to finish this report from Mr. Hartley, and I can use every minute of it.
00:29:00Not a problem at all.
00:29:02I scratch your back, you scratch mine, right?
00:29:04Sure.
00:29:05Something like that.
00:29:19Prepare to shit yourself.
00:29:27If you look at our, uh, four-quarter, uh, four-quarter, should I say, I'll say four-quarter, okay?
00:29:32If you look at our four-quarter, uh, development, uh, strategies, right?
00:29:37We'll be able to minimize, um, okay.
00:29:40Normal, be normal.
00:29:42Lent.
00:29:46Peace offering.
00:29:48You know, for yesterday.
00:29:50Thanks.
00:29:51You know, that's, uh, surprisingly thoughtful of you.
00:30:03As you can see with our four-month development plan, our focus is to minimize the prep time
00:30:09and optimize the department workflow to ensure that there is an entire...
00:30:15Oh.
00:30:19Uh.
00:30:24I need you to excuse me for one second.
00:30:38I'm so sorry about this.
00:30:42Um, if I may, I'd like to continue the presentation myself.
00:30:46Yes, that would be wonderful, Victoria.
00:30:51All right.
00:30:52As he was saying, to ensure quality product, we have a unique form of communication that
00:30:58ensures transparency between client and production.
00:31:02And with all that being said, we are not only on the top charts for this business quarter,
00:31:08we also have a 95% success rate.
00:31:11Impressive.
00:31:12Well, you clearly know your stuff.
00:31:14We need that kind of expertise in our marketing.
00:31:19Well, here at Hartley Industries, we are passionate about delivering successful results to our clients.
00:31:25Well, this is, uh, certainly a quality product.
00:31:29Where do I sign?
00:31:30Ah.
00:31:31I can have a contract written up today and sent to your office immediately.
00:31:36Great.
00:31:36Oh, and Victoria, can you prepare a follow-up presentation for my team by the end of the week?
00:31:42Absolutely.
00:31:43Um, consider it done.
00:31:46That is the Victoria I remember.
00:31:48Great job.
00:31:51Ooh.
00:31:54Yeah?
00:31:55Yeah.
00:31:56What the fuck did you do to my drink, huh?
00:31:59Me?
00:32:00What?
00:32:01I don't know what you're talking about.
00:32:02Oh.
00:32:03Um, the meeting went great, but...
00:32:06Looks like you're not the only one who knows how to salvage a disaster.
00:32:10Well, you did this on purpose, and you're gonna fucking pay for it.
00:32:19Game on.
00:32:21Oh.
00:32:23Oh.
00:32:24Oh.
00:32:25Oh.
00:32:27Oh.
00:32:28Oh.
00:32:28Oh.
00:32:37Hmm.
00:32:38Kevin's been way too quiet this week.
00:32:42I wonder what he's plotting for revenge.
00:32:44Hey!
00:32:46Can you do me a favor?
00:32:49Can you look over the conference room while I take a second?
00:32:52And don't let anyone in.
00:32:54Anyone.
00:32:56Got it.
00:32:57Time for me to scratch your back.
00:32:59I owe you one anyway.
00:33:12Hey!
00:33:14Hey!
00:33:15You've been working awfully hard.
00:33:17Thought I'd just come and bring you a little pick-me-up.
00:33:21There you go.
00:33:22Victoria told me not to let anyone in.
00:33:24Who said anything about letting me in?
00:33:27I mean, what, I'm not allowed to just come here and...
00:33:29I don't know.
00:33:31See my favorite and beautiful secretary.
00:33:36Kevin.
00:33:38But, uh, I actually really need to get into this room.
00:33:42Can we just bend the rules just a little bit, please?
00:33:45Bernie, please?
00:33:46I left a...
00:33:46I left a folder in there that I need.
00:33:49Fine.
00:33:50Just be quick and do not tell Victoria.
00:33:53You know, it's okay.
00:33:54Hey.
00:33:54My lips are sealed.
00:34:17Oh!
00:34:19See you later.
00:34:37All right, welcome, everyone.
00:34:40Our vision at Harley Industries is to become the world's leading provider of sustainable technology
00:34:45through solutions for everyday living.
00:34:47And we will do this by...
00:34:54What is this?
00:34:55Is this the logo of our competition?
00:34:58Um...
00:34:58Are you using sensitive data between different clients?
00:35:01You're sharing confidential information with our competition?
00:35:05No, no, I would never do that.
00:35:07That's exactly what this looks like.
00:35:09I can't believe this is happening.
00:35:11Um...
00:35:11We trusted you.
00:35:13You'll hear from our lawyers!
00:35:15No.
00:35:15No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:16I'm so sorry.
00:35:17No.
00:35:23Gavin, you did this!
00:35:24I didn't do anything.
00:35:25That's enough!
00:35:28You two are fired!
00:35:31Whoa!
00:35:32What?
00:35:35F...
00:35:39Fired?
00:35:39I'm...
00:35:40Mr. Hartley!
00:35:41Look.
00:35:43Your little pranks are now costing this company clients.
00:35:48Just because you are two of my best does not mean that I should have to put up with all
00:35:53of these reckless shenanigans!
00:35:56You know what, Mr. Hartley, please.
00:35:58Um, I don't know about Gavin here, but I promise I'm done with the pranks.
00:36:03Okay, you know what?
00:36:03You can consider me prankless from now on, all right?
00:36:05You know, you two keep saying that you're gonna get better, but I'm not seeing it!
00:36:10I'm not running a circus here.
00:36:13So you two clowns better get your shit together, or else you will really be gone, really be
00:36:20gone this time, for real!
00:36:22Stinky fuck!
00:36:27Ah!
00:36:32Hi, I'm calling for an update on my mother.
00:36:37I...
00:36:38I understand.
00:36:41I'll get you the money.
00:36:42I promise I have a promotion coming soon.
00:36:48I'm sorry.
00:36:49Were you not just in the same meeting that I was in?
00:36:53That promotion ain't happening, sweetheart.
00:36:55You're gonna be lucky if you can even keep your job.
00:37:06There you two bozos are.
00:37:08I've been looking for you.
00:37:10For us.
00:37:11Oh.
00:37:11Yes.
00:37:12I have decided to give you another shot.
00:37:15God help me.
00:37:17So we're not fired?
00:37:19Not if you can secure this client.
00:37:21You're not.
00:37:22He is giving us another shot?
00:37:24Don't ask me why.
00:37:25But there is a caveat.
00:37:28Okay.
00:37:28What is it?
00:37:29Well, he needs the deal done by the end of this weekend.
00:37:34He's going on vacation with his lovely wife.
00:37:38So you two will be spending the weekend with him and the lovely wife in their cabin.
00:37:45And don't say anything to me.
00:37:46I do not want to hear it.
00:37:47I don't care.
00:37:47I do not want to hear it.
00:38:28You know this is still your fault, right?
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:30Well, clearly you are forgetting the sequence of events because you are the one that swapped
00:38:34the drinks, which is why I'm just trying to survive this chaos that you have caused.
00:38:40Look at this.
00:38:41Ready?
00:38:46Welcome, you two.
00:38:48So glad you decided to come.
00:38:50Especially so soon after your wedding.
00:38:52Come on.
00:38:53I'll show you to your rooms.
00:38:57Please, after you, sweetheart.
00:39:00Thanks, honey.
00:39:12And here's where you'll spend your nights.
00:39:16Feel free to freshen up and settle in.
00:39:19We should have dinner in a few hours.
00:39:22We're staying in this room together?
00:39:24Yes.
00:39:25Well, you're married, right?
00:39:29Right.
00:39:31Humble.
00:39:32Yeah, trust me.
00:39:33I don't want to be around you or your snoring.
00:39:37Either.
00:39:39Please.
00:39:49I'm going to look for a spa.
00:39:51You need it.
00:39:52Fun.
00:40:25You know, I knew you would have fell head over heels for me eventually.
00:40:32Can you just help me zip up, please?
00:40:36Sure.
00:41:01Oh, well, I see it didn't take long for you lovebirds to get settled.
00:41:10When you're ready, I'd love to hear what you've come up with for my company.
00:41:14Right.
00:41:14Of course.
00:41:22You know, I think we should probably go present our pitch.
00:41:25Yeah.
00:41:26Right.
00:41:26Good idea.
00:41:28Dress?
00:41:29Oh, yeah.
00:41:38Well, you two better be careful because Norm here is amazing at the turn.
00:41:43Eight-time family world champion.
00:41:47Because he's...
00:41:48Fuck, I would never.
00:41:50Okay, I'm up.
00:41:51Yes.
00:41:52All right.
00:41:55Down to the wine.
00:41:57It's getting hot.
00:42:01They can't.
00:42:02They can't do it.
00:42:03No.
00:42:04I don't think so.
00:42:07Picasso over here.
00:42:13Braces!
00:42:13Yes!
00:42:14You got it!
00:42:14You did a little bit of this.
00:42:17I did it?
00:42:17Hold on.
00:42:18You never listened to it.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:26Well, I certainly didn't see that coming.
00:42:30Come on, honey.
00:42:31Let's leave the lovebirds alone.
00:42:40Where did they go?
00:42:43I think we just gave them a show.
00:42:48Well, that's what winners do.
00:42:53You got something.
00:42:55Here.
00:43:04You know, I might not be a genius,
00:43:07but I do know that sheets belong on the bed.
00:43:11I know.
00:43:12I'm getting the floor ready for you to sleep.
00:43:14Oh.
00:43:15You're joking, right?
00:43:16It doesn't look like I'm joking.
00:43:18Oh.
00:43:19Maybe not.
00:43:20Because then you would be crazy
00:43:22because I'm not sleeping on the floor
00:43:24with the sheets that you put on the floor.
00:43:27Because you know what?
00:43:28We're both adults.
00:43:29We're both married.
00:43:29And we are both going to sleep in the bed.
00:43:33Fine.
00:43:34But if you snore, I'm kicking you out of the bed.
00:43:37Yeah, well, you know what?
00:43:37The same thing goes for you, sweetheart.
00:43:40Don't snore.
00:43:46What are you doing?
00:43:47I'm getting comfortable.
00:43:54But you can't be serious.
00:43:57Go ahead and put your PJs back on.
00:44:00Pajamas.
00:44:01No.
00:44:03I only sleep naked.
00:44:04Yeah, not tonight.
00:44:05Oh.
00:44:06I'm sorry.
00:44:07Not tonight.
00:44:07What are you going to do?
00:44:08You going to come over here
00:44:10and put the clothes on for me?
00:44:13All right.
00:44:13Well, I'm not sleeping in the bed with you naked,
00:44:15so I'll just take the floor.
00:44:17Okay, fine, fine.
00:44:19Fine.
00:44:19Fine, fine, fine.
00:44:23Fine.
00:44:26I'll put boxers on, all right?
00:44:29Is that going to make you happy, sweetheart?
00:44:33It's a start.
00:44:38You going to get the sheets?
00:44:43Just lay them.
00:44:44Okay.
00:44:48Yeah, I was thinking that was my idea.
00:44:51You're saying.
00:44:56Okay, let's call it a show.
00:44:58Shut up.
00:45:00Shut up.
00:45:01And then, all right.
00:45:09It's not worth it.
00:45:11It's not worth it.
00:45:29It's not worth it.
00:45:47hey nerds come here well congratulations the client loved your pitch and your flexibility
00:45:57with staying with him over the weekend so we have secured the deal yes that's great mr hartley
00:46:05so as a token of his appreciation he has asked me to give you this one month of luxurious living
00:46:14in
00:46:15his stunning condo uh wait i already have a place to live so don't really need it yeah why yeah
00:46:23well
00:46:24now you have two and you cannot insult norm by turning this down remember it is your little
00:46:34marriage that helped seal this deal so do not mess it up
00:46:57oh okay
00:47:06i got the door for you that's okay i got it oh it's okay oh my lady
00:47:29you can take the couch oh come on really it'll do your sprata some good to live like the common
00:47:34folk for once oh you see i just think you're scared that you might give into your urges if
00:47:39you were sleeping in bed with me i don't think that'd be a problem kevin i do
00:47:56you
00:48:02you
00:48:03you
00:48:04you
00:48:24So, you can cook.
00:48:28A little bit.
00:48:30My grandfather taught me.
00:48:31He was all about, uh, family dinners.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:40Maybe I could help.
00:48:49Well, did he teach you how to cook for dates, too?
00:48:54Maybe.
00:48:57Is this a date?
00:49:00I don't think you can date your wife.
00:49:03Well, I don't think anything about our marriage is conventional.
00:49:07Yeah, it might.
00:49:10Want to see a trick?
00:49:11Yeah.
00:49:17Pretty impressive.
00:49:18A little something.
00:49:29Let me do it for you.
00:49:37What are you doing?
00:49:38So, Norm imported a special brand of ice cream.
00:49:42And I want you to try.
00:49:44I...
00:49:45Okay.
00:49:52That's amazing.
00:49:53Do it.
00:49:54I...
00:49:55have...
00:50:24I'll see you next time.
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