- 2 days ago
Kuss, Pass, Verliebt
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00:07Okay, don't screw this up.
00:30Seriously?
00:32You always choose football.
00:34And you always start fights in public.
00:37Maybe because it's the only time you show up.
00:44You got something to say?
00:46Keep moving, before he gets tackled.
00:56Where did he go?
01:01Maybe that's a sign?
01:04Maybe the universe shouldn't mind its business.
01:11Dude, what happened?
01:14Sam happened.
01:17Honestly, I need a burger.
01:21Of course you do.
01:25Hold this.
01:30Well, I will because it's mine.
01:32Irrelevant.
01:34Borrowed.
01:34Somebody returns it.
01:37Keep an eye on it.
01:39Yeah, yeah.
01:43There it is.
01:44Go.
01:45I can't believe I'm doing this.
01:51Why are you digging through my jacket?
01:55Your jacket?
01:57Your jacket?
02:00I thought it was Theo's.
02:02Well, I wore it and then gave it back.
02:05Of course you did.
02:07Sorry, have we met?
02:10You're kidding.
02:10So are we gonna talk about why you were reaching into Logan's pocket or...
02:14Don't!
02:16What is it?
02:18I've liked you for a while.
02:22Maybe it's time we both stopped pretending.
02:26Oh.
02:27Jesus Christ!
02:44I've liked you too.
02:51Are you serious?
02:52Are you serious?
02:53What, you got a problem with that?
02:58Since I'm suddenly single, I guess this is pretty good timing.
03:04What is he doing?
03:07Okay.
03:08Have I died?
03:09What's happening?
03:09Relax.
03:13We are dating now.
03:16Excuse me?
03:18Can we talk somewhere else?
03:20No.
03:20Just give me two minutes.
03:21For what?
03:22To explain before you kill me.
03:25This is literally my worst nightmare.
03:27Yeah.
03:28Don't yeah me!
03:29Fine.
03:30Then yell at me somewhere private.
03:31Fine.
03:35Okay, start talking.
03:36You want the honest version or the stupid version?
03:39Why?
03:40Because everybody was standing there watching you get humiliated.
03:43I've survived worse.
03:44Maybe.
03:44Didn't mean I wanted to watch it happen.
03:48You like Theo.
03:49Obviously.
03:50I'm his best friend.
03:51I can get you around him.
03:52And why exactly are you doing me this favor?
03:54I don't know.
03:55That's what bothers me.
03:57You actually think this is a good idea?
03:58Not even remotely.
04:00Then why do it?
04:00Because apparently I make bad decisions under pressure.
04:05Three days.
04:06Think about it.
04:07And if I say no?
04:08Then you say no.
04:10But I don't think you will.
04:17Did you tell him?
04:21That's a no.
04:22Please leave.
04:24Who's Logan?
04:25You just doesn't want chicken.
04:27Hehehehe.
04:29.
04:41Oh no.
04:42Sorry I'm loving this.
04:48You know, this is getting a little serial killer.
04:51They're inspiration.
04:52That's exactly what a serial killer would say.
04:54do you think they're real no why because logan doesn't do impulsive
05:03something's wrong
05:08mcallaghan this helping us win friday probably not then drop and give me 50
05:15worth it shut up
05:23have you thought about it maybe that's not a no that's not a yes
05:31three days
05:42could be worse how you could be boring man i miss being boring so you're really dating logan
05:52ask him boring anyway good luck that was weird
06:05jesus sorry
06:09wait you write
06:14sometimes you should let me read something sometime no pressure
06:18right
06:22cool something's wrong with both of you why thanks
06:28if you keep looking at him like that he's eventually going to notice
06:31i hate you
06:34no you don't
06:37it's a gangsta you don't do that no no what whatever you're planning
06:45can i
06:47fine
06:52okay we're done we were holding hands for eight seconds
06:57longest eight seconds of my life
07:01you haven't even agreed yet
07:04good point maybe i shouldn't
07:07you should
07:10why
07:11theo asked about your writing
07:13see worked already
07:16that has nothing to do with you
07:18you haven't said no yet
07:20i've said no like 12 times
07:22yeah but not convincingly
07:25i'm mostly thinking about how none of this would have happened if i'd stay at home
07:28that's where you're wrong
07:29see
07:31that's exactly the kind of thing that worries me
07:33shit what i'm late
07:34for what
07:35work
07:36already
07:37some of us don't have football scholarships
07:39ouch
07:40just making sure you remember that
07:44why are you still here
07:46i don't know i'm talking to you
07:47why
07:48why does that bother you so much
07:49why are you always in such a hurry
07:50because some of us have things to do
07:51see
07:52that's what i'm talking about
07:53what are you talking about
07:54i know absolutely nothing about you
07:56do you think he's actually into him
07:58i don't know
07:59i think something's going on
08:05you missed that table twice
08:06i got it
08:10you've got to be kidding me
08:12oh that's money
08:14we survived practice
08:15barely
08:16food first
08:17celebration later
08:23wait
08:24you're jules
08:26logan's jules
08:27so you're jules
08:28unfortunately
08:29you're funnier than logan
08:31low bar
08:32so seriously how'd you guys meet
08:33can we not do this
08:34we live near each other
08:35that's a very generous version
08:36of the story
08:36you two sound like you've been
08:37married for 20 years
08:38i need you to never say that
08:40can i get a refill
08:43one more thing
08:44nope
08:44i haven't said it yet
08:45i know the tone
08:47you're finding excuses
08:48to call me over
08:49that's a pretty serious accusation
08:51is it wrong
08:51maybe
08:54later jules
08:55thanks for not poisoning us
08:56you're welcome
08:58see you around boyfriend
09:00get out
09:02no
09:02what
09:03take it back
09:05it's a tip
09:06it's too much
09:07you spent three hours
09:08dealing with idiots
09:09that's my job
09:10exactly
09:13thank you
09:14you're welcome
09:17wait
09:18you bring this stuff home every day
09:20sometimes
09:20and lunch
09:21okay
09:22nothing
09:23my mom works a lot
09:24lily eats like she's preparing for winter
09:26stuff costs money
09:27that's life
09:28sounds exhausting
09:30look at you
09:31having emotions
09:31don't get used to it
09:34for you
09:37thanks
09:38it's dark
09:39let him walk you home
09:42absolutely not
09:43too late
09:44i'm already going
09:52you know you didn't actually have to walk me home
09:55i know
09:57then why are you here
09:59i'm starting to think you're never going to stop asking that
10:04jules
10:06jules
10:06wow
10:07hello to you too
10:08no seriously
10:10you're enormous
10:11you're logan
10:12the football guy
10:14the football guy
10:15you look shorter on instagram
10:16that's impossible
10:23what are you looking at
10:24nothing
10:25you're doing it again
10:26doing what
10:26the weird staring thing
10:28your house is loud
10:31yeah
10:31i kind of like it
10:34hey
10:35i regret nothing
10:37those were mine
10:38were
10:38so are you his boyfriend
10:41what
10:42i'm asking
10:43no
10:44not officially
10:45logan
10:46what
10:46can we keep them
11:07hey
11:08hey
11:08look at me
11:09don't look down
11:10look at me
11:10good
11:13stay with me
11:14you're okay
11:23nice stabilization
11:25learn from youtube
11:28learn from youtube
11:36you okay
11:37me
11:39yeah
11:48he's a good guy
11:57can i ask you something
11:59that's never a good start
12:00i haven't said anything
12:30you made the so face
12:31always
12:31always
12:32anyway
12:33i'm leaving before you two start being weird again
12:37good choice
12:39you do realize you're not subtle
12:40i've never claimed to be
12:42you were looking at him for like 10 straight seconds
12:44that's called commitment
12:45you coming saturday
12:46where
12:46band rehearsal
12:47theo said you should
12:48wait
12:49seriously
12:49yeah
12:50he actually said that
12:51you're smiling way too hard right now
12:53shut up
12:53glad to hear it
12:54hey
12:54yeah
12:55i've been thinking about it
12:56uh oh
12:57don't make that face
12:58what face
12:58the hopeful one
12:59let's say i haven't completely ruled it out
13:01that's not what i asked
13:02fine
13:03i'll do it
13:04seriously
13:04don't make me regret this
13:06no promises
13:10you sure
13:12every thursday
13:13same rehearsal
13:14same auditorium
13:19i still can't believe
13:20logan moved on that fast
13:21people do what they want
13:23you're taking this surprisingly well
13:25what am i supposed to do
13:26throw things
13:30i just hope he's okay
13:34you still worried about him
13:36yeah
13:38really
13:39gwen we were together for two years
13:41i'm not gonna wake up one day
13:42and suddenly stop caring
13:43he's been weird lately
13:45weird how
13:47i don't know
13:48just
13:49different
13:50anyway
13:51not my problem anymore
13:55that's actually really mature
13:57yeah
13:57i'd be way neater
13:59you knew people were listening
14:02maybe
14:03samantha
14:05what
14:07you're impossible
14:22are you kidding me
14:23what was that
14:26improvisation
14:29we didn't discuss improvisation
14:35we're discussing it now
14:41anyway
14:41i'm gone this weekend
14:43away game
14:46fantastic
14:47fantastic
14:48you gonna miss me
14:49not even a little
14:50wow
14:51that hurt
14:54theo wants you at rehearsal
14:55saturday
14:57wait
14:58really
14:59yeah
15:03he actually wants me there
15:05you are way too excited about this
15:09try not to lose
15:10wow
15:11wow
15:12that's almost supportive
15:13don't push it
15:15see you monday
15:23morning
15:26hey
15:26hey do we have math homework
15:40jesus
15:41what happened
15:44seriously
15:46what
15:46this is the best you've got
15:48you think i did that
15:49come on
15:50you always do that
15:51act like you're smarter than everybody
15:53maybe hang around smarter people
15:55see
15:56there it is
16:00wow
16:02subtle
16:05i'm really trying
16:09hey
16:10take mine
16:12no
16:13jules
16:14i'm not hungry
16:25what the hell happened in here
16:27you good
16:28not particularly
16:29that's messed up
16:35have you eaten
16:35not really
16:37come on
16:38we're fixing that
16:40unless you hate sandwiches
16:43i don't hate sandwiches
16:45good
16:49listen to the rhythm
16:50of the falling rain
16:54you literally just cut me off
16:56sorry
16:57what were you saying
17:00well
17:01so what'd you think
17:02you were great
17:06you hesitated
17:10did i
17:11a little
17:19hi
17:20hi
17:21hi
17:24you're samantha ross
17:27last time i checked
17:28you're even prettier in person
17:32that's sweet
17:33what's your name
17:35lily foster
17:41foster
17:42foster
17:42like jules
17:44unfortunately
17:45he's my brother
17:48no way
17:55your brother knows you'd say that
17:57all the time
18:00that's amazing
18:01say it again
18:02for a video
18:05like tiktok
18:09exactly
18:10cool
18:13samantha
18:13my brother's totally gay
18:15and he won't even admit it
18:23hey
18:25i didn't know
18:26i know
18:28i swear i didn't know
18:30hey
18:31look at me
18:33i know
18:40i'm sorry
18:42hey
18:42stop
18:47none of this is your fault
18:50aww
18:51family bonding moment
18:53smile
18:55move the phone
18:56whoa
18:57he's angry
18:59better record that too
19:09move
19:10seriously
19:11move
19:15i'll take her
19:19where's logan
19:21yeah
19:22where's your bodyguard
19:34seriously
19:35what did he think
19:36was gonna happen
19:52knock it off
19:54knock it off
20:00hey
20:02you all right
20:04do i look all right
20:06yeah
20:08stupid question
20:16everybody with a phone out
20:17hand it over
20:20that wasn't
20:21a suggestion
20:33you didn't do anything
20:35what was i supposed to do
20:37anything
20:39you think i did this
20:41i think you enjoyed it
20:42all of you
20:44now
20:48come on
20:54here
20:56you sure
20:59unless you want to keep wearing that
21:06that's better
21:09the bar was on the floor
21:13people suck
21:14some of them
21:15most of them
21:17you didn't do anything wrong
21:23i swear
21:24if i find out who threw that juice box
21:33so
21:35so
21:35so what
21:37the rehearsal
21:40oh
21:41yeah
21:41it was good
21:44cool
21:47i think i had him built up in my head
21:53that'll do it
21:55yeah
21:58theo's great
21:59he's also theo
22:05i should probably get out of here
22:09probably
22:10don't get used to the sweatshirt
22:13too late
22:13see you tomorrow
22:35funny
22:37nobody talks to you until they need something
22:46you saved my ass
22:47i owe you
22:58it's Allison
23:06give me the box
23:08i'm fine
23:09you all say that
23:10and you show up in my office
23:12just let her look at it
23:13for once in your life
23:14nothing
23:15then prove it
23:16let me look at it
23:21put the ice on
23:22not you too
23:23i'm not kidding
23:25fine
23:25then this shouldn't be a problem
23:30i like him
23:31please don't encourage him
23:32too late
23:35okay
23:36i'm seeing it now
23:38yeah
23:41that's not good
23:44i have an idea
23:45you're really doing this
23:47i haven't decided yet
23:58mccalliston
23:58hi
23:58mr mccallif
23:59my name is samantha ross
24:00the girlfriend
24:01ex-girlfriend
24:02what can i do for you
24:03i wasn't sure if i should call
24:05call about what
24:06i don't know
24:07things just feel
24:07off lately
24:08with logan
24:09yeah
24:10logan is fine
24:11i hope so
24:12maybe it's nothing
24:13i just thought you should know
24:14good night mr mccallihan
24:24get me the first flight home
24:38rough day
24:39that obvious
24:40a little
24:42want food
24:44always
24:48nadar said they're on the house
24:50tell him i said thanks
24:51he knows
24:55there you are
24:56what
24:57you disappeared for a minute
25:00trust me
25:01he's still here
25:04you know this fake dating thing is getting expensive
25:06worth every penny
25:08you're ridiculous
25:09i've heard that
25:11thanks for the ride
25:12what can i say
25:13great customer service
25:16you look terrible
25:17good to see you too
25:19you want to talk about it
25:20nope
25:20perfect
25:21i have rehearsal in 10 minutes
25:22so
25:23you and jules
25:24what
25:24you're different lately
25:25what does that mean
25:26i don't know
25:27less angry
25:28less
25:28whatever your thing usually is
25:30that's not a bad thing
25:34for the record
25:35uh oh
25:36i like jules
25:37he's cool
25:40cool
25:41yeah
25:42kinda terrifying
25:43when he wants to be
25:44i like...
25:44he's the only one
25:44i know
25:45people
25:45never
25:45have a
25:45way
25:46i love you
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