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My Fluke Touchdown Romance
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00:07Okay, don't screw this up.
00:30Seriously?
00:32You always choose football.
00:34And you always start fights in public.
00:37Maybe because it's the only time you show up.
00:44You got something to say?
00:46Keep moving, before he gets tackled.
00:56Where did he go?
01:01Maybe that's a sign?
01:04Maybe the universe shouldn't mind its business.
01:11Dude, what happened?
01:14Sam happened.
01:17Honestly, I need a burger.
01:21Of course you do.
01:25Hold this.
01:30Well, I will because it's mine.
01:32Irrelevant.
01:34Borrowed.
01:35Nobody returns it.
01:37Keep an eye on it.
01:39Yeah, yeah.
01:44There it is.
01:45Go.
01:46I can't believe I'm doing this.
01:51Why are you digging through my jacket?
01:55Your jacket?
01:57Your jacket?
02:00I thought it was Theo's.
02:02Well, I wore it and then gave it back.
02:05Of course you did.
02:07Sorry.
02:07Sorry, have we met?
02:10You're kidding.
02:11So are we gonna talk about why you were reaching into Logan's pocket or...
02:15Don't!
02:16What is it?
02:18I've liked you for a while.
02:20Well...
02:22Maybe it's time we both stopped pretending?
02:26Oh.
02:27Jesus Christ!
02:45I've liked you too.
02:51Are you serious?
02:53What, you got a problem with that?
02:58And since I'm suddenly single, I guess this is pretty good timing.
03:04What is he doing?
03:07Okay.
03:08Have I died?
03:09What's happening?
03:09Relax.
03:13We are dating now.
03:16Excuse me?
03:18Can we talk somewhere else?
03:20No.
03:20Just give me two minutes.
03:21For what?
03:22To explain before you kill me.
03:25This is literally my worst nightmare.
03:27Yeah.
03:28Don't yeah me!
03:29Fine.
03:30Then yell at me somewhere private.
03:31Fine.
03:35Okay, start talking.
03:36You want the honest version or the stupid version?
03:39Why?
03:40Because everybody was standing there watching you get humiliated.
03:43I've survived worse.
03:44Maybe.
03:45Didn't mean I wanted to watch it happen.
03:48You like Theo.
03:49Obviously.
03:50I'm his best friend.
03:51I can get you around him.
03:52And why exactly are you doing me this favor?
03:54I don't know.
03:55That's what bothers me.
03:57You actually think this is a good idea?
03:59Not even remotely.
04:00Then why do it?
04:00Because apparently I make bad decisions under pressure.
04:05Three days.
04:06Think about it.
04:07And if I say no?
04:08Then you say no.
04:10But I don't think you will.
04:16Not even more.
04:17That's no.
04:21That's a no.
04:22Please leave.
04:24Who's Logan?
04:41Oh, no.
04:42Sorry, I'm loving this.
04:48You know, this is getting a little serial killer.
04:51Their inspiration.
04:52That's exactly what a serial killer would say.
04:55Do you think they're real?
04:56No.
04:57Why?
04:58Because Logan doesn't do impulsive.
05:03Something's wrong.
05:07McCallahan!
05:09This helping us win Friday?
05:11Probably not.
05:12Then drop and give me 50.
05:15Worth it?
05:17Shut up.
05:24Have you thought about it?
05:26Maybe.
05:27That's not a no.
05:28That's not a yes.
05:31Three days.
05:42Could be worse.
05:44How?
05:45You could be boring.
05:47Man, I miss being boring.
05:49So you're really dating Logan?
05:52Ask him.
05:54Boring.
05:55Anyway, good luck.
05:58That was weird.
06:04Jesus.
06:05I'm sorry.
06:08Wait.
06:10You write?
06:13Sometimes.
06:14You should let me read something sometime.
06:16No pressure.
06:18Right.
06:21Cool.
06:23Something's wrong with both of you.
06:25Why, thanks.
06:29If you keep looking at him like that, he's eventually going to notice.
06:31I hate you.
06:34No, you don't.
06:37It's a gangsta you don't do that.
06:39No.
06:39No what?
06:41Whatever you're planning.
06:45Can I?
06:47Fine.
06:52Okay, we're done.
06:53We were holding hands for eight seconds.
06:57Longest eight seconds of my life.
07:02You haven't even agreed yet.
07:04Good point.
07:05Maybe I shouldn't.
07:07You should.
07:10Why?
07:11Theo asked about your writing.
07:13See?
07:14Worked already.
07:16That has nothing to do with you.
07:18You haven't said no yet?
07:20I've said no like 12 times.
07:22Yeah, but not convincingly.
07:25I'm mostly thinking about how none of this would have happened if I'd stayed home.
07:28That's where you're wrong.
07:29See?
07:31That's exactly the kind of thing that worries me.
07:33Shit.
07:33What?
07:34I'm late.
07:35For what?
07:35Work.
07:36Already?
07:37Some of us don't have football scholarships.
07:39Ouch.
07:40Just making sure you remember that.
07:44Why are you still here?
07:46I don't know.
07:46I'm talking to you.
07:47Why?
07:48Why does that bother you so much?
07:49Why are you always in such a hurry?
07:50Because some of us have things to do.
07:52See?
07:52That's what I'm talking about.
07:53What are you talking about?
07:54I know absolutely nothing about you.
07:56Do you think he's actually into him?
07:58I don't know.
07:59I think something's going on.
08:05You missed that table twice.
08:07I got it.
08:10You've got to be kidding me.
08:12Oh, that's money.
08:14We survived practice!
08:16Barely.
08:16Mood first.
08:17Celebration later.
08:23Wait.
08:24You're Jules?
08:26Logan's Jules?
08:28So you're Jules.
08:29Unfortunately.
08:30You're funnier than Logan.
08:31Low bar.
08:32So seriously, how'd you guys meet?
08:33Can we not do this?
08:34We live near each other.
08:35That's a very generous version of the story.
08:37You two sound like you've been married for 20 years.
08:39I need you to never say that again.
08:41Can I get a refill?
08:43One more thing.
08:44Nope.
08:45I haven't said it yet.
08:46I know the tone.
08:47You're finding excuses to call me over.
08:49That's a pretty serious accusation.
08:51Is it wrong?
08:51Maybe.
08:54Later, Jules.
08:55Thanks for not poisoning us.
08:56You're welcome.
08:58See you around, boyfriend.
08:59Get out.
09:02No.
09:03What?
09:04Take it back.
09:05It's a tip.
09:06It's too much.
09:07You spent three hours dealing with idiots.
09:09That's my job.
09:10Exactly.
09:14You're welcome.
09:18Wait, you bring this stuff home every day?
09:20Sometimes.
09:21And lunch?
09:22Okay.
09:22Nothing.
09:23My mom works a lot.
09:24Lily eats like she's preparing for winter.
09:26Stuff costs money.
09:27That's life.
09:28Sounds exhausting.
09:30Look at you, having emotions.
09:32Don't get used to it.
09:34For you.
09:37Thanks.
09:38It's dark.
09:40Let him walk you home.
09:42Absolutely not.
09:44Too late.
09:45I'm already going.
09:52You know, you didn't actually have to walk me home.
09:55I know.
09:57Then why are you here?
10:00I'm starting to think you're never going to stop asking that.
10:04Jules!
10:06Jules?
10:07Wow.
10:07Hello to you, too.
10:09No, seriously.
10:10You're enormous.
10:11You're Logan.
10:12The football guy.
10:14The football guy?
10:15You look shorter on Instagram.
10:17That's impossible.
10:23What are you looking at?
10:24Nothing.
10:25You're doing it again.
10:26Doing what?
10:27The weird staring thing.
10:29Your house is loud.
10:31Yeah.
10:32I kind of like it.
10:34Hey!
10:35I regret nothing.
10:37Those were mine!
10:38Were.
10:39So are you his boyfriend?
10:41What?
10:42I'm asking.
10:43No.
10:44Not officially.
10:45Logan.
10:46What?
10:47Can we keep him?
11:07Hey.
11:08Hey.
11:09Look at me.
11:09Don't look down.
11:10Look at me.
11:12Good.
11:13Stay with me.
11:14You're okay.
11:16Okay.
11:17Okay.
11:17Okay.
11:24Nice stabilization.
11:26Learned from YouTube.
11:36You okay?
11:38Me?
11:40Yeah.
11:42Yeah.
11:43Okay.
11:45Okay.
11:46Okay.
11:46Okay.
11:48He's a good guy.
11:57Can I ask you something?
11:59That's never a good start.
12:00I haven't said anything.
12:03You made the so face.
12:05The what?
12:07The face people make before asking personal questions.
12:11I have a face?
12:13You absolutely have a face.
12:15That's upsetting.
12:16You like him?
12:17What?
12:18Logan!
12:18I'm dating him.
12:19Allegedly?
12:20Sorry.
12:21That sounded mean.
12:22A little.
12:22I just don't buy it.
12:23You guys like people who met three days ago.
12:26And there he is.
12:29You talking about me?
12:31Always.
12:33Anyway, I'm leaving before you two start being weird again.
12:37Good choice.
12:39You do realize you're not subtle.
12:41I've never claimed to be.
12:42You were looking at him for like ten straight seconds.
12:44That's called commitment.
12:45You coming Saturday?
12:46Where?
12:47Band rehearsal.
12:47Theo said you should.
12:48Wait.
12:49Seriously?
12:50Yeah.
12:50He actually said that?
12:51You're smiling way too hard right now.
12:53Shut up.
12:53Glad to hear it.
12:54Hey.
12:55Yeah.
12:55I've been thinking about it.
12:56Uh-oh.
12:57Don't make that face.
12:58What face?
12:58The hopeful one.
12:59Let's say I haven't completely ruled it out.
13:01That's not what I asked.
13:02Fine.
13:03I'll do it.
13:04Seriously, don't make me regret this.
13:06No promises.
13:10You sure?
13:12Every Thursday.
13:13Same rehearsal.
13:14Same auditorium.
13:19I still can't believe Logan moved on that fast.
13:22People do what they want.
13:23You're taking this surprisingly well.
13:25What am I supposed to do?
13:26Throw things?
13:30I just hope he's okay.
13:34You still worried about him?
13:36Yeah.
13:37Really?
13:39Gwen, we were together for two years.
13:41I'm not going to wake up one day and suddenly stop caring.
13:44He's been weird lately.
13:45Weird how?
13:47I don't know.
13:49Just different.
13:51Anyway, not my problem anymore.
13:55That's actually really mature.
13:57Yeah, I'd be way neater.
13:59You knew people were listening.
14:02Maybe.
14:04Samantha.
14:07What?
14:08You're impossible.
14:22Are you kidding me?
14:23What was that?
14:26Improvisation.
14:29We didn't discuss improvisation.
14:35We're discussing it now.
14:41Anyway, I'm gone this weekend.
14:44Away game.
14:46Fantastic.
14:48You gonna miss me?
14:49Not even a little.
14:51Wow!
14:52That hurt!
14:54Theo wants you at rehearsal Saturday.
14:57Wait.
14:58Really?
14:59Yeah.
15:03He actually wants me there?
15:05You are way too excited about this.
15:09Try not to lose.
15:11Wow.
15:12That's almost supportive.
15:14Don't push it.
15:16See you Monday.
15:23Good morning.
15:26Hey, do we have math homework?
15:40Jesus!
15:41What happened?
15:44Seriously?
15:46What?
15:47This is the best you've got.
15:48You think I did that?
15:49Come on.
15:50You always do that.
15:51Act like you're smarter than everybody.
15:54Maybe hang around smarter people.
15:56See?
15:56There it is.
16:01Wow.
16:02Subtle.
16:06I'm really trying.
16:09Hey.
16:11Take mine.
16:13No.
16:14Jules.
16:14I'm not hungry.
16:25What the hell happened in here?
16:27You good?
16:28Not particularly.
16:30That's messed up.
16:35Have you eaten?
16:36Not really.
16:37Come on.
16:38We're fixing that.
16:40Unless you hate sandwiches.
16:43I don't hate sandwiches.
16:44I don't hate sandwiches.
16:45Good.
16:49Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain.
16:54You literally just cut me off.
16:56Sorry.
16:57What were you saying?
17:00Well?
17:01So what'd you think?
17:03You were great.
17:05You hesitated.
17:07You hesitated.
17:10Did I?
17:12A little.
17:18Hi.
17:21Hi.
17:23You're Samantha Ross.
17:27Last time I checked?
17:28You're even prettier in person.
17:32That's sweet.
17:33What's your name?
17:36Lily Foster.
17:41Foster?
17:43Like Jules?
17:44Unfortunately.
17:45He's my brother.
17:48No way!
17:55Your brother knows you'd say that?
17:57All the time.
18:00That's amazing.
18:01Say it again.
18:02For a video?
18:06Like TikTok?
18:09Exactly.
18:11Cool!
18:13Samantha.
18:14My brother's totally gay.
18:15And he won't even admit it.
18:23Hey.
18:25I didn't know.
18:27I know.
18:28I swear I didn't know.
18:31Hey.
18:32Look at me.
18:33I know.
18:40I'm sorry.
18:42Hey.
18:43Stop.
18:48None of this is your fault.
18:50Aw.
18:51Family bonding moment.
18:54Smile.
18:55Move the phone.
18:57Whoa!
18:58He's angry!
19:00Better record that, too.
19:09Move.
19:10Seriously?
19:12Move!
19:15I'll take over.
19:20Where's Logan?
19:21Yeah, where's your bodyguard?
19:34I'll take over.
19:34Seriously, what did he think was going to happen?
19:53Knock it off.
19:54Knock it off.
20:00Hey.
20:02You all right?
20:04Do I look all right?
20:06Yeah.
20:08Stupid question.
20:16Everybody with a phone out, hand it over.
20:20That wasn't a suggestion.
20:33You didn't do anything.
20:35What was I supposed to do?
20:37Anything.
20:39You think I did this?
20:41I think you enjoyed it.
20:43All of you.
20:44Now.
20:47Come on.
20:54Here.
20:57You sure?
20:59Unless you want to keep wearing that.
21:06That's better.
21:09The bar was on the floor.
21:13People suck.
21:15Some of them.
21:15Most of them.
21:17You didn't do anything wrong.
21:23I swear.
21:24If I find out who threw that juice box.
21:33So?
21:34So what?
21:37The rehearsal.
21:40Oh.
21:41Yeah.
21:42It was good.
21:44Cool.
21:47I think I had them built up in my head.
21:53That'll do it.
21:55Yeah.
21:57Theo's great.
21:59He's also Theo.
22:06I should probably get out of here.
22:09Probably.
22:10Don't get used to the sweatshirt.
22:13Too late.
22:14See you tomorrow.
22:45You saved my ass.
22:47I owe you.
22:49I owe you.
22:58McAllister.
23:06Give me the ball.
23:08I'm fine.
23:09You all say that.
23:11Then you show up in my office.
23:12Just let her look at it.
23:14It once in your life.
23:15Nothing.
23:16Then prove it.
23:16Let me look at it.
23:17Let me look at it.
23:21Put the ice on him.
23:23Not you too.
23:24I'm not kidding.
23:25Fine.
23:26Then this shouldn't be a problem.
23:30I like him.
23:31Please don't encourage him.
23:32Too late.
23:35Okay.
23:36I'm seeing it now.
23:38Yeah.
23:41That's not good.
23:44I have an idea.
23:46You're really doing this?
23:47I haven't decided yet.
23:58McAlliston.
23:58Hi.
23:59Mr. McAuliffe.
23:59My name is Samantha Ross.
24:00The girlfriend.
24:02Ex-girlfriend.
24:02What can I do for you?
24:04I wasn't sure if I should call.
24:05Call about what?
24:06I don't know.
24:07Things just feel off lately.
24:09With Logan?
24:09Yeah.
24:10Logan is fine.
24:11I hope so.
24:12Maybe it's nothing.
24:13I just thought you should know.
24:15Good night, Mr. McCallahan.
24:24Get me the first flight home.
24:38Rough day?
24:40That obvious?
24:41A little.
24:42Want food?
24:44Always.
24:48Nadar said they're on the house.
24:50Tell him I said thanks.
24:52He knows.
24:55There you are.
24:57What?
24:58You disappeared for a minute.
25:00Trust me.
25:01He's still here.
25:04You know, this fake dating thing is getting expensive.
25:06Worth every penny.
25:08You're ridiculous.
25:09I've heard that.
25:11Thanks for the ride.
25:12What can I say?
25:13Great customer service.
25:17You look terrible.
25:18Good to see you too.
25:19You want to talk about it?
25:20Nope.
25:20Perfect.
25:21I have rehearsal in 10 minutes.
25:22So, you and Jules.
25:24What?
25:25You're different lately.
25:26What does that mean?
25:26I don't know.
25:27Less angry.
25:28Less whatever your thing usually is.
25:30That's not a bad thing.
25:34For the record.
25:35Uh-oh.
25:37I like Jules.
25:38He's cool.
25:41Cool?
25:41Yeah.
25:42Kind of terrifying when he wants to be.
25:44I like Jules.
25:44I like Jules.
25:45I like Jules.
25:45I like Jules.
25:46I like Jules.
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