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00:00You're watching On Demand.
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00:11This week our Islanders face the ultimate loyalty test.
00:14Where have you been?
00:15What's happening? What's happening there?
00:17Casa Reet carnage.
00:19Man, that is rotten.
00:21Disgusted.
00:22Leading to dramatic splits.
00:27Smashing.
00:27Ow!
00:29Locked lips.
00:30Give Aidan a kiss.
00:32Oh my God, that's going to be taken so out of context.
00:35And a tweak of Lorenzo's nips.
00:36He's whittling your nipple hairs.
00:38High five, Lorenzo.
00:40It's an unmissable hour of Bill of Thrills.
00:44Let me hear you guys say,
00:46Hair yeah!
00:48Spills.
00:50Our Islanders never bottle out.
00:53Ooh, fuck.
00:54We take the last week of unseen footage and turn it on its head.
00:57What? Humiliation, Mitchell, am I doing this thing?
00:58Oh, I keep forgetting I'm macked up.
01:00So trust the process.
01:02The process.
01:03What?
01:03And put your best foot forward.
01:05And a little flutters.
01:06Because this is Love Island Unseen Mess!
01:14Oh my God.
01:33Welcome to Love Island Unseen Mess, the show that goes with the flow.
01:36Yo, it's a money on a mic.
01:39Yeah, I'm here.
01:40I'm at Casa right now.
01:41We're introduced to six beautiful women.
01:44We're going to get kissing.
01:45Yeah.
01:46Uh.
01:46Yes, it's Casa more week.
01:55It's our very own love rivals.
02:03Expect two villas worth of action.
02:07I'm not as dumb though.
02:09No, you're not dumb.
02:09Can I just say a stupid thing?
02:11Yeah.
02:16Where we've plucked out the best unseen clips.
02:19Do you reckon any of the girls can do eyebrows?
02:21Yeah.
02:22Yeah, probably.
02:23So brace yourself as we spill the tea.
02:25Oh, shit.
02:28Sorry, brother.
02:30I'll just get it washed.
02:31I'll just get it washed.
02:32Oh.
02:33Sorry.
02:34Don't worry, don't worry.
02:35Oh, shit.
02:36And let rip with the best on air, James.
02:39Wait, wait, wait.
02:43Tramp.
02:44You absolutely mean tram.
02:47Eugh.
02:48And it's going to smell my area.
02:51It's love rivals.
02:52The Mallorcan version.
02:55You're my no-car.
02:56My no-car.
02:56My no-car.
02:57My no-car.
02:57My no-car.
02:58My no-car.
02:59I'm sorry, John.
03:00We're getting there, aren't we?
03:02Best Cassie at girlies.
03:04Yeah.
03:04Hi.
03:11As soon as we announced the new Cassie, more things moved quickly.
03:14Although you might not have realised, thanks to the trademark Love Island slow-mo camera.
03:19Maya moseyed into the villa at a snail's pace.
03:23Our six boys then left for Cassie.
03:27And six new girls idled their way into Cassie like they had all the time in the world.
03:33Chop, chop.
03:35Chop, chop.
03:36Chop, chop.
03:37Wedges on the waste grounds.
03:38Did you not attend your health and safety induction?
03:41Chop, chop.
03:42Chop, chop.
03:43Chop, chop.
03:43And some new boys gently strolled into the villa.
03:46Chop, chop.
03:47Chop, chop.
03:47Any chance we can get a wriggle on?
03:48I love a good slow-mo as much as the next man, but we've got urgent unseen clips that need
03:52watching.
03:53Chop, chop.
03:57Chop, chop.
03:57Come to us.
03:59A-S-A-P.
04:01A-S-A-P.
04:01A-S-A-P.
04:06A-S-A-P.
04:42Chop, chop.
04:45Chop, chop.
04:45A-S-A-P.
04:46A-S-A-P.
04:48My hair is dark brown with waves.
04:52Well, luckily we have just the thing for them.
04:54A-S-A-P.
04:55A-S-A-P.
04:56A-S-A-P.
04:56A-S-A-P.
04:58A-S-A-P.
05:07My hair straight and long.
05:09You are so beautiful, beautiful.
05:13No worries, Mara, Casa Moore will take you and your hair to paradise.
05:19Right now my hair is in cornrows.
05:21Beautiful.
05:24Six cornrows.
05:25Beautiful.
05:29I've got long blonde hair and I love having it in a bouncy wave.
05:32Beautiful.
05:33I love a bouncy wave too.
05:34And with Casa Moore it will just keep on bouncing.
05:39So, I've got black hair...
05:41Sorry, what was that, Will?
05:43Can we get closer to Will, please?
05:46Oh, you are so beautiful.
05:49So, I've got short black hair with a buzz cut and a skin fade.
05:54Beautiful, beautiful.
05:57Casa Moore, the new advanced series 13 formula.
06:01Because if you don't look good, we don't look good.
06:05Beautiful.
06:14At Casa, the cover that popped in Lorenzo's face earlier had now dried up.
06:19But there was still plenty of dry chat to go around.
06:22I'm Finn, 23, and I'm a bit of a living in Essex.
06:25Oh, no, this just sounds like a job interview now.
06:27It does, isn't it?
06:28Yeah, just have fun, Finn.
06:30When you're spending 24 hours a day with someone, you do get feelings, strong feelings.
06:33Wait, I'm sorry, I zoned out a bit.
06:35So, she said...
06:36Oh!
06:37Boys, boys, boys.
06:40I was going to cut my nails as well, I feel really conscious now.
06:43No, they don't mind.
06:45I just cannot.
06:46No, because I have to cut my nails.
06:48I've got really bad billows feet and billows...
06:50Is that what you do?
06:51Yeah, I'm just very, like...
06:53I think that's quite nice, though.
06:55When it comes to, like, being put to the test, yeah, how you deal with that,
06:59that will really tell me if I should be with you or not.
07:01What test are you talking about?
07:03Anything.
07:03Literally anything.
07:04Oh, anything.
07:05Anything's up for grabs.
07:06Yeah, because...
07:08Something small can be, like, also be done in a bigger way,
07:15but, like, two different ways.
07:17Wait, what?
07:18I'm confused.
07:18I'm confused now.
07:19Maybe you should talk.
07:26What is it?
07:28Fuguruoba.
07:28What?
07:31Fuguruoba.
07:32No, I don't know that one.
07:33That sounds like Spanish.
07:35No, it's...
07:35It's Africa.
07:36I just don't know.
07:37It's Shauna, but I don't know what it means.
07:39I don't know.
07:40I can't even...
07:40What was it?
07:41What's the meaning of it?
07:42It's like when my mum's telling me off when I was a kid.
07:45Oh, dinokurooma.
07:47That's it!
07:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:49What does it mean?
07:50Is it that?
07:50I'm gonna hit you, like, I'm gonna smash you.
07:52Yeah.
07:54She didn't tell you to say that.
07:55No, she didn't.
07:56I was just, like, trying to learn all the words.
07:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:04Do you like a Welsh man?
08:06Yeah.
08:07Aye.
08:07No, is it aye?
08:08That's not aye.
08:08It's Scottish.
08:09Something like that.
08:11This says divine.
08:13This says Godspeed.
08:1413's my lucky number.
08:16Hartley.
08:16My one here is all about friendship and loyalty.
08:20And that one says my name, is that?
08:21Which you couldn't even remember.
08:23Nope.
08:23I was gonna say I couldn't remember.
08:25Do you remember my name?
08:27Urgh!
08:28Fuck.
08:32OK, moving on swiftly.
08:35Moving on.
08:36Yeah, best move on before someone gets the names wrong again.
08:39Thanks, Norma.
08:41Lawrence?
08:42Damned him.
08:52Being thrown into a new villa full of new girls is a big deal.
08:55And when those girls make you feel small, flirting with them can be a tall order.
09:00What is your usual type, though?
09:02You said it's someone with a bit of spark.
09:03What else?
09:05Confident, tall, good-looking.
09:07Yeah, sorry.
09:08Can I just say your heels are so...
09:10How tall are you without that on?
09:11I don't know.
09:12Can you take...
09:13Is it easy to take them off?
09:14I thought you...
09:15Yes.
09:15Come on, show me so.
09:16What?
09:16Do you want to take them off?
09:17Yeah, I want to see it.
09:19I did...
09:20No, I...
09:22OK.
09:22No, I just said...
09:23I just want to see how tall you are.
09:24That's literally it.
09:25Oh, please do.
09:27You're wearing fucking...
09:29It's like you have the Empire State buildings on your feet, man.
09:31Look at the size of that.
09:32They make me look good.
09:34That.
09:35Imagine if I added that to me.
09:36Thank you for taking my shoes off.
09:37What do we do now?
09:38OK, now stand up.
09:39OK.
09:40OK, you are small.
09:41Let's just check it.
09:43Just check it.
09:43Well, wait.
09:44You're undressing me.
09:45I'm dressing myself up.
09:46Oh, my God.
09:47That's going to be taken so out of context.
09:50She's und...
09:51I know.
09:51No, I'll dress you.
09:52Why can't you not just, like, relax and just, like, enjoy the moment?
09:55What the fuck are you thinking about?
09:58Guys, sorry to interrupt.
10:00Can we do a substitution here?
10:01Is that all right?
10:02Yeah, substitution.
10:03Go on.
10:03Thank you so much.
10:05Also, Aiden, she's not actually that tall.
10:07Wait, what do you mean?
10:08She took off her shoes and when she stood up, she's literally disheighted.
10:11Look at the size of the heels.
10:13You need them.
10:16What do you mean?
10:17Do you think I'm sure?
10:18You're not tall, are you?
10:20Oh, my height is perfectly fine.
10:23Yeah, you tell her, Aiden, your height is fine.
10:26You look totally normal sitting down.
10:35Once upon a time in a land far, far away, well, in New Yorker,
10:39three girls were dreaming of their happy ever after.
10:42He's, like, intimidatingly handsome though.
10:44Yeah.
10:45I don't think I could, like, look him in the eye.
10:46He's like a prince.
10:47He looks like a...
10:48Yeah.
10:48Disney prince.
10:49Yes.
10:49He does.
10:50Yes.
10:50What Disney prince does he look like?
10:51Because I've literally...
10:53Lorenzo is Prince Eric.
10:58For sure.
10:59It's actually with the linen.
11:01Was it Eric?
11:01Yeah, linen, yeah.
11:06I think Samaraj is the one from Princess and the Folk.
11:14He just gives me that vibe and confidence with the...
11:17more beauty and the beast before he turns into the beast.
11:19Oh.
11:20Yeah.
11:25I love that one.
11:27Oh, that's such a good Disney girl.
11:28I'm such a Disney girl.
11:38This next unseen clip is in contest for the Guinness World Record
11:41for how many cushions and grown men can cram onto one Cassaday bed.
11:45Let's go back to back.
11:46Let's...
11:46I'll pick a word.
11:47Wait, should we do rhyming?
11:48Like, you know how we do the song?
11:50The story?
11:50Me and Samaraj do it.
11:52So I'll go...
11:52I'll pick a word.
11:53I'll pick, like, sky.
11:55So I'm going to go...
11:55What?
11:56Yo.
11:56Yo.
11:57It's me and the boys and the...
11:59Oh, shit.
12:02Think a different word.
12:03Oh, my God.
12:03Think a different word.
12:04I'm going to go with...
12:07I'm going to go drink.
12:09So...
12:09Yo, it's me and the boys and I need another drink.
12:13I looked at you, I gave you a wink.
12:15Yeah.
12:16See, Samaraj, you're giving them everything.
12:18You've got to go around.
12:19Go on.
12:19Do another word.
12:20It's me and the boys and we're chilling under the roof.
12:23Same by Tower Girl.
12:24It's like to disappear like poof.
12:26Poof!
12:28We're singing this song, but I don't know if it's true.
12:33My belly hurts, I did a big poof.
12:36Lorenzo's so excited, he might go woof.
12:39LAUGHTER
12:44That's good.
12:46Simba's crumbling, but he thinks he wants to...
12:51Oof.
12:52Oof.
12:53Oof.
12:54One, two, three, four, five chicken thighs.
12:57Chicken, sorry.
12:59Five thighs.
13:00We have to get it on the counts, uncut scenes.
13:02They're not going to show that.
13:04Oh, they are going to show that, Lorenzo.
13:06And we're just dead.
13:14Here's an unseen bit of the islanders having a quiet moment before the chaos of Casa and Moor.
13:19But the drama is never far away, so tell me...
13:22Who are the names?
13:37It's Cas a week on unseen bits, so grab your favourite tipple and your favourite nipple.
13:42My nipples aren't even confident.
13:44I'm not even confident.
13:46Can you not stare at me making my nipples confident, please?
13:49Why are you making them confident? Why do you want them confident?
13:51Why not?
13:52Are you swiddling your nipple hairs?
13:54High five, Lorenzo.
13:57Give me some nipple.
13:58Give me some nipple.
13:58No one wants a shy nipple.
14:00That's why I put tassels on mine and I'm twirling them for Love Island Unseen bits.
14:09We've moved mad to the last week of footage in search of missed moments from the week.
14:13Like this scorching hot lip action.
14:15Mmm!
14:17What happened?
14:19Oh!
14:19It's fucking hot.
14:20Burnt my lip on that hot water.
14:22I didn't know it's hot.
14:24And Samurais blowing smoke.
14:26She went for it.
14:27Oh man, that is rotten.
14:29Why is everyone farting this with her?
14:31I did not fart.
14:32Because in Casa Week things always get a little fruity.
14:35What?
14:36Is that not the biggest banana you've ever seen?
14:38Yeah, it's quite big.
14:39Seem bigger.
14:39I'm not gonna lie, bro.
14:41Fuck me, boys.
14:41That's putting me to shame.
14:43Yeah, I've seen bigger, bro.
14:44Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:45It's all so exciting, even the villa can't handle it.
14:54Oh, my God.
14:56Who kicked this over?
14:58It's Love Island Unseen bits!
15:04Earlier, we saw our islanders enjoying a moment of peace and quiet before the craziness of Casa.
15:09But, ooooh, I'm in it!
15:19Oh!
15:21Did he just fall over?
15:23Oh!
15:23Oh, my God.
15:24Finley, just stop.
15:25Are you okay?
15:29Oh, my God.
15:31He's so cute.
15:32Bless him.
15:34It turns out that Finley's trip to Casa wasn't the only trip this week.
15:37Stick a Solero on it, Finley.
15:39That'll take the swelling down.
15:46Being thrown into a new villa full of new girls is a big deal, and when those girls make you
15:50feel small, flirting with them can be a tall order.
15:53Yeah.
15:54Lorenzo looks the tallest and he's not even tall.
15:57I thought I was 6'6".
15:59I thought I was 6'6", bro.
16:00I thought I was 6'6", bro.
16:01I was like, oh, fuck it, man.
16:02Thank God.
16:03So that means if someone comes in who is 6'6", they'll look like, hey, you're fucking tall.
16:07Right, so you're the top, you, everyone take their shoes off.
16:09Let's work this all out.
16:10There's no way.
16:11I'm small.
16:12Go on, get in line.
16:14Finley, where are you?
16:15Are you tall?
16:15I'm telling you.
16:16You're taller than Karen.
16:17I think you might be slightly taller than you.
16:19I'm slightly taller than you.
16:20Can you do the flip flops off, Sam?
16:23Finley's taller than Finn.
16:24Yes.
16:25And then Simba is next to you.
16:27Move down, everyone.
16:29What are you taking off?
16:29Might be a little bit, yeah.
16:30Simba's, Simba's, I think I'm next to him.
16:33I'll give you that.
16:34Finley, have you just got me?
16:36Just tall.
16:37Look.
16:38Yeah, that's probably right.
16:39Can you see myself?
16:40And you've got the skinniest legs as well.
16:42Come on, boys!
16:44What?
16:44But less than yours?
16:45I've seen it.
16:46I've seen it.
16:47Who's taller between us?
16:48Go back to back.
16:50Lads, who's taller, me or Finley?
16:52Fin.
16:53Is he?
16:56We're the exact same, right?
16:58We're the exact same, right?
16:59We're literally dead the same, in my opinion.
17:01We're the same as well.
17:05Everyone needed to be this much taller.
17:13The stress of the week was made worse when our islanders hit the bottle.
17:17Not like that.
17:18Both villas played a raunchy game called Don't Bottle It.
17:21The rules were simple.
17:22Whoever the bottle landed on received a text.
17:24Here we go.
17:25Priya and Nevaeh give a massage to the youngest islander of the opposite sex.
17:38Do it again!
17:39Do it again!
17:40Do it again!
17:41Do it again!
17:41Do it again!
17:47What the fuck?
17:49Look on the bright side, Lola.
17:50The villa won the game and you got a party out of it!
18:03Yes!
18:05Yes!
18:06Yes!
18:07Let me just get...
18:09Hey!
18:12Let me hear you guys say, hell yeah!
18:15Hell yeah!
18:16Hell yeah!
18:18Hell yeah!
18:18Oh yeah!
18:21Shake that baby!
18:22Shake that baby!
18:23Shake that baby!
18:23Oh yeah!
18:25Shake that Shama!
18:28Shama!
18:29Shama!
18:30Shama!
18:31Where have you been?
18:33Shama!
18:34Oh!
18:35Oh!
18:36Oh!
18:36Oh!
18:37Well that's flushed away the party vibes.
18:40Hope you washed your hands.
18:42Oh Aiden, I'd give that five minutes if I was you.
18:50They say dating is a numbers game and here is an unseen clip of Sean seeing if he can get
18:54lucky.
18:55What's your lucky number?
18:56Apparently my lucky number should be four.
18:59Why?
18:59Because when you add each number from your date of birth, it will add up to a certain
19:03number.
19:04So my date of birth adds up to four.
19:06How does it add up to four?
19:08Why is yours one one of the three, or two, sorry.
19:11So I'm 25th April 2000, right?
19:13So two plus five.
19:1525th?
19:15Yeah.
19:16It's 25 already.
19:17So two plus five is seven, plus four is 11, plus two is 13, three plus one is four.
19:2625 plus five is seven.
19:29Two plus five.
19:32Idiots.
19:33So I'm 14th of September, so is that one plus four?
19:36One plus four is five, plus nine is 14, plus two is 16, six plus one is seven, your number
19:44is seven.
19:45Where did you get six plus one?
19:47Oh you changed it at the end, you just changed rules again.
19:49It's a thing.
19:50What's your date of birth?
19:51It's a thing.
19:52I'll do it, watch this.
19:54Seven of what?
19:56Seventeen.
19:56Seventeen, so that's one plus seven is eight.
19:58Okay.
19:58Of the tenth?
20:00So do you do eight plus, do you do eight plus one plus zero?
20:03Yes.
20:04Okay, so nine, and what year?
20:06Yes.
20:06Nineteen ninety-seven.
20:08So you've got nine plus one, it's ten, plus nine, it's nineteen, plus nine.
20:11No, no, no, no.
20:12What?
20:13You just don't know maps.
20:16Seventeen.
20:17Twenty-seven plus seven.
20:19What?
20:19Where are you on about?
20:23You just get lost.
20:24Seventeen, you said seventeen.
20:25Yeah.
20:25Seventeen, one plus seven is eight.
20:27Right, okay.
20:28Plus one, eight, yeah.
20:28Plus one, eight, yeah.
20:29Plus one is nine.
20:30We always end up at nine.
20:32Plus one is ten.
20:32Plus one is ten.
20:33Plus one is ten.
20:34Plus one is ten.
20:34Plus one is ten.
20:34Plus nine is nineteen.
20:36Plus another nine is twenty-eight.
20:38Twenty-eight.
20:38Plus seven.
20:40Twenty-eight.
20:40Thirty-five.
20:41So my lucky number is thirty-five.
20:43Three plus five.
20:44Eight.
20:45She just changes it.
20:47What's the point?
20:47It cannot be thirty-five.
20:49It has to be a number from one to nine.
20:51Makes no sense.
20:53It does.
20:54I'm actually tired.
20:55So you're seven, you're eight and I'm four.
20:58Sorry, we'll have to leave it there.
20:59Math silence is proving terrible for the numbers.
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22:38Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits,
22:40the show that's so hot it hurts.
22:44Look how hot I am.
22:46Huh?
22:47Ah!
22:48Ah!
22:49Ah!
22:50Ah!
22:51Fuck it, that was hot.
22:52I did warn you, Carlos.
22:57Oh, fucking hell.
22:58Burns, bro.
23:00As we have more tea to spill.
23:03Tea has got caffeine in it.
23:04No, it...
23:04Yes, it has, Tommy.
23:05Look, that's the difference between coffee and tea.
23:07No.
23:08Are you sure?
23:08Tea has got caffeine in it.
23:09Of course it has.
23:11Ellie, does tea have caffeine in it?
23:13What?
23:14Does tea have caffeine in it?
23:17Yes!
23:18I told you.
23:19You're the only one.
23:21I don't know if it's working.
23:21I don't know if it's working.
23:22We have been bending over backwards to find you all the best unseen clips.
23:26Back up, bum up.
23:28And just stay like that and try to touch you.
23:33That's where your caps.
23:33Tap to it.
23:41Aw, cute.
23:43So cute.
23:43But you can't touch your foot with your head.
23:46Oh!
23:46We're head over heels about the unseen action we have in store.
23:50Sly.
23:51It's burning tempe.
23:52It's burning tempe.
23:56It's burning tempe.
24:03It's burning tempe.
24:04Last thing left tonight.
24:09Here's a bare unseen clip that is low-key about modern slang.
24:13Check it.
24:15It is Peng though, innit?
24:16I don't keep saying Peng.
24:17Like, why am I saying Peng now?
24:18Do you ever say that?
24:18I don't know.
24:19I must do.
24:20Peng.
24:21Peng, I've not heard that word in fucking years.
24:23What is, like, what is the word that you normally say now?
24:28Like, what's replaced Peng?
24:30Unruh.
24:30Unruh.
24:31Uh, not London, mate.
24:33Fire.
24:34Because Ling is, like, even old.
24:36She's nice.
24:37She's nice, you know.
24:38If someone said I was nice, I'd be like, get a grab.
24:40Would you like the word Peng?
24:42Better than nice.
24:43Nice sounds like you're talking about your grandma.
24:45Like, oh, she's nice.
24:47What about Dank?
24:48Dank would kill me.
24:49Fit.
24:49Fit, I take fit, I'm old.
24:51I'm literally 28.
24:51Wait, now, wait, what's the word right now, then?
24:54Fire.
24:54I don't know, no, fire makes people sick.
24:56That's giving Snapchat.
24:58I think I'm calling a girl pretty the biggest compliment.
25:00Pretty?
25:01No.
25:01That's mid.
25:02Pretty is mid.
25:03I wouldn't be happy at that.
25:04Pretty is nothing.
25:05When you say it, though, it doesn't hit.
25:07You're pretty.
25:08You're pretty.
25:09Oh, bad.
25:10Yeah, she's bad.
25:11She's bad.
25:11Beautiful.
25:12Beautiful, lovely.
25:13Absolutely smashing.
25:15Smashing.
25:16Gosh, she's smashing.
25:17She's smashing.
25:18I say stunning a lot.
25:19Stunning, I love stunning.
25:20No, it's smashing.
25:21Smashing's so funny.
25:24That's giving, like, toodle pip.
25:26It's no stop.
25:28Don't stop.
25:29That clip was wicked.
25:30Does anyone still say wicked?
25:38We hate seeing splits on this show, but sadly they come with the territory, and this unseen clip is a
25:44prime example.
25:45Julia wants to learn how to do the splits.
25:47Watch me.
25:48I might actually join in that little lesson.
25:51What do we do?
25:52Do we need to do that?
25:53Not that darn it's legs.
25:54But we have to, like, kind of, like, warm up, no?
25:57Yeah, I don't know how this will get my legs to go flat, like.
25:59Okay.
25:59Start with this one first.
26:00Okay.
26:01So it gets all the backs of your legs.
26:02How low can we go?
26:04Oh, sore.
26:06Can you stretch the ground?
26:07Yeah, obviously.
26:08But it's sore.
26:09It's fucking sore.
26:10And then you need to do your lunge.
26:12So it's this one.
26:12Okay, now we're doing glenders.
26:14Oh, fuck that.
26:15You've already...
26:15Look, see, my knee will only go there.
26:17How are you getting this bit down?
26:18And then this bit.
26:19You have to...
26:19See, you've got this in you.
26:20I'm going to rip my pants.
26:22Oh.
26:23Release the tension.
26:24Release.
26:25Become one with the groin.
26:27And then you just push your foot forward.
26:32You're actually not far off, to be fair.
26:34I'm close.
26:35Okay.
26:36Oh.
26:37Oh.
26:38I'm going to pull my hamstring.
26:40I'm not that far away.
26:41You have to do it every single day and you'll get better.
26:44To be fair, I'm not going to need to use that ever, am I?
26:46When I'm going to be sitting on a girl and just going like that, like...
26:49That will be good, though.
26:50That will be...
26:50She would not expect that.
26:51You know what I mean?
26:53No, I don't.
26:54It will be unexpected.
26:56Yeah, but if I just go up to the girl, hello.
26:58Hello.
26:58No, you just walk by, she drops it.
27:00Oh, I'll get that.
27:01That will be so fun.
27:03But if you do them two stretches every single day...
27:06I'll be doing the splits in three years' time.
27:08And I'll be doing the splits in three years' time after hell.
27:11The world freezes over.
27:19This next unseen clip shows Aidan is over the moon with Martha.
27:24I want to see the moon move.
27:26Why?
27:26If I look at it long enough, I feel like I can see the moon move.
27:28But don't all planets orbit the sun?
27:32Yeah, but I just think it's weird, like, when you're out here, seeing the moon from one side, and then
27:38as the night goes on, you look over and it's like over the other end.
27:41Hmm.
27:42And that's a full moon as well.
27:44Yeah.
27:44What's your star sign?
27:47Sagittarius.
27:49Where do I go?
27:50Is that good or bad?
27:51I don't know.
27:54Ask the moon.
27:56Ask the moon.
27:56Is it not to do with the moon?
27:57You ask the moon.
27:58Star signs.
27:58Ask the stars.
28:00Where?
28:00I can't see any.
28:01Are we compatible?
28:03Don't ask me, I'm the moon.
28:05The stars are not out today.
28:08Speak to me.
28:09Are we?
28:10Hello.
28:11I just told you the stars are having a night and a half.
28:15The moon looks mad, by the way.
28:17I'm not.
28:17Literally, I can't keep going and stop looking at it.
28:19What did they say?
28:20What?
28:20The stars.
28:21Time to fess up.
28:23That's right.
28:24You're not talking to the stars, Aidan.
28:26And where do you get upset?
28:27I look mad.
28:30They said...
28:32They're whispering to me.
28:33Hold on.
28:34That's just your ear is talking, Aidan.
28:36Martha.
28:37Right then.
28:38It's all pure satisfaction.
28:41Give Aidan a kiss.
28:44Another one.
28:44What?
28:46What?
28:48You're actually an idiot.
28:49They're whispering to me.
28:50Ignore him.
28:52He's talking out of his asteroid, Martha.
28:55Listen, Martha.
28:57They're saying, yes, give him another kiss.
29:01And then you could be compatible.
29:06Oh, no.
29:11Blast off.
29:11Oh, watch your ear.
29:13I'm laughing.
29:14My head's in my armpit.
29:18Right, I've seen enough of this.
29:20Good idea, Martha.
29:21Soft furnishings are perfect for the clips and looks and...
29:26Right, I'm out.
29:28See you later.
29:29I'm out.
29:30I'm out.
29:46I'm out.
29:48Where do you reckon that is?
29:48Like, not even 500 metres for sure, surely.
29:51I don't know what 500 metres in.
29:52Can we talk it a minute?
29:53Ten minutes.
29:53Ten minute trek.
29:54Ten minute walk.
29:56Walk.
29:56Two minutes flat run.
29:58Tracking.
30:01I don't know the conditions down there, though.
30:03Do you know what I mean?
30:04Yeah.
30:05Let's go a bit closer.
30:07Let's have an investigation.
30:08Yeah.
30:08You're the detective.
30:10I can't see.
30:11I've got 20-20.
30:12I'm going to turn it into 50-50.
30:16That's an easy jump.
30:17We're taking a hill of a glass.
30:18Easy jump.
30:19Doing a few stains on the feet, we're all right.
30:21Yeah.
30:21That fence, I reckon, is the electric, so we're all right.
30:25I reckon we could jump out on top of the tree.
30:27We could do a roll.
30:28We'll do a roll.
30:29We're on the tree.
30:29We swing off the tree and it's just a straight sprint for there.
30:32It's a straight sprint.
30:33We could grab a goat on the way just to ride the goat off.
30:35Wide to go.
30:36Also, my feet have been training for this.
30:38I reckon we could make it.
30:40Yeah.
30:41Yeah.
30:42We're watching the bedtime routine.
30:44We're seeing what's happening at bedtime.
30:45Surprise!
30:46What's being going on?
30:46You look cosy.
30:48You and Finn aren't top and tailing.
30:50What's going on there, then?
30:50Because I know there's got enough beds,
30:51but it's only you and Finn could have gotten together.
30:53What's happening?
30:54What's happening there?
30:55Hmm.
30:55Hmm.
30:56Hmm.
30:57Hmm.
30:57Hmm.
30:58Hmm.
31:00We've lost the plot.
31:02Fuck's sake, honey.
31:09Me, Laura, literally just fully plotted how we're getting over to Casa.
31:12Oh, how?
31:13So you're joining.
31:13So basically, for context, what we're going to do is we're jumping the fence.
31:17Jumping here.
31:18Oh, yeah.
31:18I don't think the fence is electric.
31:19I think we're over it.
31:20We're fine.
31:21Then we're just hurdling it right across to Casa.
31:23Oh, yeah.
31:23We're going to go to the security.
31:24We actually cast the girls where we're just outside.
31:26We fell over the wall.
31:28Okay.
31:28I'm going to change my wig so they don't even recognize me.
31:31Give me one.
31:32I'll give you one.
31:33I'll give you the red one.
31:35Right.
31:35Okay.
31:36And then I'll wear the big one and then I'll cut a fringe.
31:40Yeah.
31:40So that it looks like I'm new.
31:42Then we're over there.
31:43How do we get in?
31:44Then we're like, oh, I bumped my head, I need to see the medic.
31:47They go get the medic.
31:48We run in.
31:49We're in a cupboard now.
31:51We wait for a night-time routine to happen.
31:53See the search.
31:54Who's she in bed with who?
31:55Pop out.
31:57Thoughts?
31:58I'm down.
31:59Yeah, cool.
32:00I think then we're minimal security.
32:02We can take them.
32:03Yeah.
32:10When the boys returned from Casa, they were settling down for a debrief
32:13and discussing how their drinks represent their personalities.
32:16And Finley had finally nailed his.
32:18Cheers to kombucha.
32:20Kombucha.
32:21What have you got there, Finley, boy?
32:23I've got water.
32:24You've got kombucha.
32:25What have you got in there?
32:25It's kombucha.
32:26It's kombucha.
32:27It's kombucha.
32:28Shall I say kombucha?
32:33Fizzy apple juice.
32:34It's horrible.
32:35Cheers, kombucha.
32:35Right.
32:36Do you want me to start?
32:37I was going to go from least dramatic to most dramatic.
32:40Well, I'm obviously least dramatic, right?
32:43Uh...
32:44But...
32:44I've been next!
32:47Come back later to find out.
33:06Alright, call us if it's.
33:08Nah.
33:09Okay.
33:09Three, two, one.
33:10Okay, we're waiting, Fitz.
33:17This is no time for Fitz of laughter, boys.
33:23I've got the agent, bro.
33:25I've got the agent, bro.
33:27I've got the agent, bro.
33:27We need to get started on part four of Love Island Unseen Bits.
33:32Raise your arms if you agree.
33:34Oh, my girls are up.
33:35Look at all the rings.
33:36Oh, my girls are up.
33:38Oh, my girls are up.
33:39Oh, my girls are up.
33:41Oh, my girls are up.
33:42Oh, my girls are up.
33:43We're stepping up to release all the unmissable moments from the week.
33:48In one big drop.
33:50Ow!
33:51Ooh!
33:52Ooh, I heard that.
33:54No!
33:54Ooh!
33:55I've got no sense of time.
33:57We reveal proof that Sean shared his bed with a leggy stranger at Casa.
34:01Ooh!
34:02Fuck!
34:03Fuckin' spider.
34:11Fuckin'.
34:13Oh, fuck this.
34:15Oh, our clips are totally sound.
34:17Like this one of the boys' shorts really humming.
34:19Smell them.
34:20Oh, fuck that.
34:22I'm not wearing it.
34:24Fuckin' hell.
34:26Oh, fuck that.
34:29Disgusted!
34:35So, prepare for all the Casa Secrets that come spilling out.
34:39Oh, sorry.
34:39I forgot you don't.
34:40There you go.
34:41I forgot you don't.
34:42Fuckin' hell.
34:43It's literally on me.
34:44Is that red wine?
34:45I don't know about it.
34:46God, you're gonna have to take the jacket off now?
34:48No, no, no.
34:50The jacket's not coming off.
34:51Really?
34:52Oh, take it off, Aidan.
34:54I'll suck that red wine out of it in no time.
35:02Earlier, we saw Calvin popping his kombucha cherry.
35:07Mmm.
35:07Eww.
35:08Fizzy apple juice.
35:09It's horrible.
35:11Right.
35:12Do you want me to start?
35:12I was gonna go from least dramatic to most dramatic.
35:15Yeah.
35:16Well, I'm obviously least dramatic, right?
35:18Uh.
35:19But we gotcha when we dramatically asked.
35:23Ooh, I've been ding!
35:25Okay.
35:26Well, hold on.
35:26We've got one swooping in now.
35:28There he is.
35:30There he is.
35:31Oh, that hurts so much.
35:32Fizzy's arrived.
35:41Anyone know what the point of car says?
35:43Anyone?
35:44No, man.
35:45Oh, shit!
35:48Oh, no, I've got the point.
35:50CIAlls on her food tonight.
35:51I won all live here tonight.
35:55I'm one of humans tonight.
35:56W- częśćKyyy up close, every time it gets.
35:58I get like this.
36:00Then know you make me wait me after I make your lists
36:03And you're the only one who makes you feel like this
36:07And I'll see you next time.
36:44Let's take a moment to turn the clocks back to the forecast of our unseen
36:48bit of Angelista and Simba in happier times if only they had some words of
36:53wisdom for the future selves it's easy to like you know listen to people follow
36:57the pack and move rash and feel my gosh you still have to like hmm stay true to
37:04our process and who you are do you know my favorite one of my favorite sayings is
37:12it says the process full stop that's the thing the process that's the thing that's
37:22the thing the process full stop for no no no no no no no the process full stop you
37:29have to look up here so do this the process no actually say it what's that
37:37thing called speech marks okay speech marks the process close the speech marks
37:42full stop that's the thing okay that's what that's the thing that that's the
37:48most important thing that's the thing that is the thing the process the pros and
37:51trust them in the process a man not rushing the process and not slowing it
37:56down either just go with the flow just go with the flow I love that should have
38:01trusted the process Simba the process that's the thing that's the thing bro
38:11when that Casa Mordor closes everyone gets to pull their most astonished expressions
38:20and they do say practice makes perfect because I'm really nervous about you know
38:24when when they do the recoupling they have all of them come in and then they start stirring
38:29shop they're like yeah obviously I'm finding really weird that he's not coupled up with
38:33me because he's been flirting with me for the last three days and then we kissed in bed yeah
38:39mean you watch I go like that
38:51I hope I'm set next to you because people will be like
39:06things can get Cartier Cassidy coupling so we
39:09needed to send in the big boss to vet the villa yes me our jammer was back
39:25with everything perfect it was time to see who was still feeling the love so cute dramatic pauses
39:35and shocked faces come on girls I thought you'd practice this earlier in the dressing room
39:41that's the look that's the look that's the look the look of love
39:45that's the look that's the look the look of love
39:49that's the look that's the look look of love
40:04David Attenborough if you're watching I apologize for this next unseen clip Samaraj reckons he could beat a shark in
40:11a fight
40:12oh when did he say this we're talking about one gorilla against 100 men on land is different
40:17no but Samaraj reckons he could take a shark like he thinks he just points it in the nose and
40:21it's done
40:22how are you gonna punch underwater I have no idea you can't move that far I think even on land
40:25I wouldn't back him no offense
40:26who did you just have tracks hopping around the gorillas simba reckons he
40:31he think you think 20 simmers could take a gorilla that's a 20 simbers could say
40:35no chance yeah no I can fit 50 geezers would take a gorilla hundred percent yeah
40:40that's only five guys could want a gorilla at once and if he's yeah 11 of those
40:46girls against one Simba about myself
40:47I don't even know but I don't even know
40:50I don't even know
40:52I'd rather take five gorillas
40:54it's gonna be tough to take an ostrich never mind a gorilla
40:57mmm those fuckers move
40:58yeah you got what kangaroo yeah kangaroo be tough
41:01they can fight bro
41:03have you ever seen the video of the kangaroo box in your head
41:05aww they've got like their claws are like long as well aren't they
41:07they use their towel for support
41:10yeah it's powerful that that seems powerful
41:12they're just like fuck off
41:14I can think of a few other animals that would say that
41:16have you picked a fight with him too Sean
41:23it's time for me job in Anza
41:29and this week I asked the islanders
41:32what humiliation ritual am I doing this week
41:35their celebrity crush
41:37oh I have a few
41:41Margot Robbie smashing
41:44Margot Robbie if you're watching I love you gorgeous
41:47hit me up in the Instagram DMs
41:49I'll always give you a reply
41:51love you baby
41:53this is a pretty basic one and I think everyone will agree
41:56Michael B Jordan always
41:58Michael B Jordan would be a very good looking lad
42:01I mean back in the day when I was little it used to be Zac Efron
42:04Zac Efron in his prime 17 again I used to have the Justin Bieber hair Zac Efron hair I used
42:09to try and dress like him
42:11Jessica Alba from the early 2000s even Jessica Alba now
42:15you know we can date a little bit older if we want
42:18my girl Sabrina Carpenter
42:19I just got a thing for the singers
42:21I love just being serenaded
42:23I actually asked Gordon Ramsay to my like prom
42:26obviously never seen it and did not reply
42:28Harry Maguire
42:29I don't know what it is about him
42:31Sofia Vergara
42:32gorgeous
42:32he's a bit of a shouter
42:34and a bit of like a little Aggie man
42:35I don't love an Aggie man
42:36but when they're doing something on pitch and shouting at the other men
42:38I'm like oh yeah go on girl
42:39love that from you
42:40I like the cartoons
42:42I can't lie when I was a kid I used to have a crush
42:45on all sorts
42:46we've got Nemo
42:48Nemo's a good looking chap
42:51a guilty crush of mine would be Lola from Sharksdale
42:55she was just like a sexy little fish
42:57she's Gorgina too
42:59fishes clearly do bits for me
43:01that's weird isn't it
43:02maybe we've got a thing for fish
43:02we've got a weird fish
43:04I don't know
43:06I think Jake Sully
43:08from
43:11Avatar
43:12the first one that pops to mind
43:14is Shrek as my celeb crush
43:16because
43:16I literally love donkey
43:18yeah I thought Shrek when he was a human
43:20so fit
43:21I was like oh look at that
43:24like it would be so fun to like date someone
43:26who has like a little sidekick donkey
43:28that walks around with them all the time
43:29back in the day I used to like Stacey Slayer
43:32are you sure about that Simba?
43:34ooh I'd do Peggy Mitchell
43:36the old lady
43:37I love his standards bro
43:39okay that was that was that was a private conversation
43:43get out of my pub
43:44are you okay?
43:46oh I keep forgetting I'm macked up man fuck
43:48I did say that no I did say that
43:51come back next week for some more
43:57mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
44:00boys castle week may be over but there is a lot of grafting to be done so this is no
44:05time to put your feet up
44:07Go like that. Up and down, up and down.
44:09Maybe this could be a new workout, where you just lay down.
44:12Side to side.
44:14Then up and down.
44:18And then side to side. Yeah, this is our workout.
44:20And then circles.
44:23Little circles. Little circles.
44:27And then inside circles.
44:31And then side to side again.
44:34And then little flutters.
44:38And then flutters.
44:39Flutters.
44:39Funny flutters.
44:40Pulse.
44:41And now threes.
44:44Pull them up.
44:47And then we wave them.
44:48Little waves.
44:50See you next week with this slow.
44:51We'll be back on their feet.
44:53Bye!
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