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00:01:30Ah, ignore him.
00:01:31Come on, we've got to get this thing ready before we dock.
00:01:33Let's go.
00:01:37Here, pass me that.
00:01:43Oh, yeah.
00:01:44There she is.
00:01:46Liberty City.
00:01:48Yeah.
00:01:48You ever been?
00:01:50No.
00:01:51Crazy place, Nico.
00:01:58What you going to do?
00:02:00I might come back on board.
00:02:01Or I might try to make a go of it.
00:02:03Like they say, it is the land of opportunity.
00:02:07I always wanted to make it big.
00:02:09On a nice place.
00:02:10Get a dog, a house, live the dream.
00:02:13Like my cousin.
00:02:14Oh, yeah?
00:02:15Yes.
00:02:16He's got the love.
00:02:17House, women, cars, parties.
00:02:21He writes me in these wild emails.
00:02:23And after I got into trouble, I thought maybe...
00:02:27Then I got this gig and I spent the next seven months with you fine people and I forget.
00:02:44After the war finished, I couldn't get a job.
00:02:48Nobody could.
00:02:50So I did some dumb things.
00:02:53Got involved with some idiots.
00:02:55Ah, we all do dumb things.
00:02:57That's what makes us human.
00:02:59Could be.
00:03:29Yes, our guy is there.
00:03:31Hey, hey, hey.
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00:04:02Niko! My cousin! I can't believe it! You're here! Welcome to America!
00:04:08Bravo, Baratsuru!
00:04:09What?
00:04:10Good to see you, man.
00:04:12What?
00:04:13You forget our language?
00:04:15My... cabusi? Maybe a little. I've met you 10 years.
00:04:18You can speak English.
00:04:20Remember, we wound up the English girls with a big...
00:04:23A little. I'm not so...
00:04:25Ah, you'll be fine. Better than my serbians.
00:04:28Ah! So good to see you, cousin. I can't believe you made it!
00:04:33Shit. I have to tell you.
00:04:35Had quite a night last night. Two women!
00:04:38The land of opportunity. Ah! I've made it!
00:04:46Oh!
00:04:50Shit! They're still in such tracks.
00:04:51A touch!
00:04:53Max Gerson is here!
00:04:55Oh, bro!
00:04:56We got to rule the world!
00:04:57Come on! Come on!
00:04:58Let's!
00:04:58Whatever!
00:05:00Just take over the world someplace else, all right?
00:05:03You're in attack there!
00:05:04Screw you!
00:05:05Screw you all!
00:05:06Max Gerson is here!
00:05:08Niko Balik!
00:05:09He's the fucking man, bitches!
00:05:13Bro, come on! Let's go!
00:05:15To the mansion, huh?
00:05:18Yes! To the mansion!
00:05:20Yes! To the mansion!
00:05:21Never use it!
00:05:23Maybe I should!
00:05:24Okay!
00:05:25Okay!
00:05:26Hey, is this a cab?
00:05:28Where's the sports car?
00:05:30He's in the shop! Come on!
00:05:36No!
00:05:40No!
00:05:40You're in the shop!
00:05:40That's just a cab!
00:05:43No!
00:05:46No!
00:05:47No!
00:05:47No!
00:05:49No!
00:05:50No!
00:05:51No!
00:05:53No!
00:05:54No!
00:05:57No!
00:05:59No!
00:06:00Terrorists, there's been a big scare and you can't go across the bridges so good.
00:06:05You without the visa, I would stay in Broker.
00:06:08Fuck it, stay in Hope Beach.
00:06:10Everyone like us does.
00:06:16Nico, you ever had two women at once?
00:06:19Four big titties to be playing with?
00:06:22Missus, I'm not going to tell you, I'm not going to tell you, I'm not going to tell you.
00:06:30Cousin, it's been too long.
00:06:33You should have come out earlier.
00:06:35Think of all the girls you've been missing out on.
00:06:38Our country has women too.
00:06:41Yes, but only locals.
00:06:43Here we have whites, black, the Puerto Ricans and the Asians, Europeans on vacation, scared Canadians, bored housewives from the
00:06:52Midwest.
00:06:54That is my camp, deep book, cousin.
00:06:56It is where I make all the money.
00:07:02Every possible choice, the city is like a big Udur milk and ice cream shop.
00:07:0736 flavors of titty.
00:07:10Hope Beach is a little corner of Eastern Europe.
00:07:12Kakusha Mantlo.
00:07:14Hope Beach, next to the dogs.
00:07:21Even Prince is not next, very far from the boats they come in.
00:07:25No, everyone seems happy where they are.
00:07:29It reminds them of the Black Sea or something.
00:07:31People leave off to hang around the people they ran away from.
00:07:36Well, it should know.
00:07:37It's just temporary for us, though.
00:07:41This is the mansion?
00:07:43Just a temporary place.
00:07:46The mansion is coming, cousin.
00:07:48That's the dream.
00:07:49Follow me.
00:07:59Come in, come in.
00:08:01Make yourself at home.
00:08:03What's mine is yours.
00:08:07Got him.
00:08:09A little better.
00:08:10If he paid some rent, I wouldn't care.
00:08:12Oh, shit.
00:08:14Oh, that's nice.
00:08:17Cousin, it's so good to see you.
00:08:27Shit.
00:08:28Oh, I need to change anyway.
00:08:33So.
00:08:35So.
00:08:37So.
00:08:39So, you full of crap or what?
00:08:41What?
00:08:43Where's luxury condo?
00:08:45Where's sports car?
00:08:46Where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?
00:08:51What's he talking about?
00:08:52In your letters to my mother.
00:08:54In your letters to me.
00:08:56All I hear about is Mr. Big.
00:08:58Mr. Roman.
00:09:00Living the American dream.
00:09:02Sports cars, condos, women, money, the beach, opportunity.
00:09:09I come here and the only thing big about your life is the cockroaches.
00:09:15That's right.
00:09:16I got the best cockroaches.
00:09:18I got the best church.
00:09:21Screw you, you idiot.
00:09:23Okay.
00:09:23I am an idiot, but you must admit, I have the best line in bullshit you ever heard.
00:09:28Yeah, this I know, asshole.
00:09:30Look here.
00:09:32All I needed was one good guy.
00:09:35One good guy I could do well.
00:09:37Not take over the world, but do okay.
00:09:41Now maybe I have this.
00:09:43But what about you?
00:09:45What about you, cousin?
00:09:47Why?
00:09:48What about me?
00:09:50Well, why you leave home after all this time?
00:09:54First I hear you are running with the wrong kind.
00:09:57Then I hear you join the merchant navy.
00:09:59Now you're here.
00:10:00You never tell me anything.
00:10:01Huh, now.
00:10:02What do you mean, now?
00:10:04Now, I never tell you anything.
00:10:07Another time.
00:10:10Ooh, mystery man.
00:10:12Strange and exotic sailor.
00:10:15What happened?
00:10:16Did your captain make you pregnant?
00:10:18Screw you!
00:10:19No, no, no, it's nothing like that.
00:10:23The ships were fine.
00:10:25It was before that.
00:10:27Two things.
00:10:28You remember, during the war, we did some bad things.
00:10:33And bad things happened to us.
00:10:36War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.
00:10:42I was very young.
00:10:45I was very young.
00:10:46I'm very angry.
00:10:48Maybe that is no excuse.
00:10:52Roman?
00:10:55Roman!
00:10:56Are you sleeping, you fat fuck?
00:10:58No, go away.
00:10:58Come on!
00:10:59What's the time?
00:11:00Shit.
00:11:01I've got to get the cab back.
00:11:02It's on the shift.
00:11:04Poof!
00:11:05Oh, Jesus!
00:11:06Tastes like a rat shot in it.
00:11:08Nico, I've got to run.
00:11:10Come meet me at the cab office.
00:11:12It's easy.
00:11:12Out the door, turn left, then the first left of the diner, go down one block and turn right on
00:11:16Iroquois.
00:11:17Then walk all the way down and we're right there on the left on the corner of Cisco Street.
00:11:20It's really flesh.
00:11:21We've got lots of titties and some incredible motors.
00:11:24Nico, give me a hug.
00:11:25Good to have you here, cousin.
00:11:26I've got something for you.
00:11:28Oh, damn.
00:11:29Damn, damn, damn.
00:11:31Yes, Vlad.
00:11:32Sorry.
00:11:33Forgive me, okay?
00:11:34No, please don't cut my cock off.
00:11:37Okay, blah.
00:11:38Yes?
00:11:39No.
00:11:40Okay.
00:11:49I'm going to take a thing out to land, but I'm going to have my eyes.
00:11:54Don't be alarmed.
00:11:56Tell yourself, it's good to be, it's got to be a lie.
00:12:01Oh.
00:12:10It's just another street kill I don't dare.
00:12:14I'm going to have my eyes.
00:12:27I'm going to have my eyes.
00:12:47I'm going to have my eyes.
00:13:08Uh, that's all.
00:13:14It's supposed to...
00:13:23Take a bite of my hat.
00:13:26So rude.
00:13:28Someone needs to bathe themselves.
00:13:43There's more.
00:13:47That's two units from Bowen Beach.
00:13:50I got you now, dickweed.
00:13:52Whoa, shit.
00:13:53I don't believe you didn't see me, son.
00:13:54Keep me covered.
00:13:56I got shit in your mouth.
00:13:58Screw you.
00:14:02Subject westbound on foot.
00:14:09LCPD, son.
00:14:11Don't run down.
00:14:13You're about to be a statistic.
00:14:15No!
00:14:15No!
00:14:19That's the unit from Bowen Beach.
00:14:21There she is.
00:14:34Cloms.
00:14:35I was good.
00:14:42Don't run down,
00:14:43We got it.
00:15:14Don't you got a home to go to?
00:15:27You think you're a gangster, friend?
00:15:29What the fuck? I slid your throat, asshole!
00:15:44Stick up, kids.
00:15:45Red Cafe, the soundtrack to the streets.
00:15:48It's going down right now.
00:15:49Liberty City went on 2.7 to beat.
00:15:51Okay, let me get it, yeah.
00:15:53Let me get it.
00:15:54I take work and push that light.
00:15:56I got a static.
00:15:57Stuck to the body.
00:15:58Me and Buddy Magnetic.
00:15:59Love me some drama.
00:16:00Motherfucker said it.
00:16:01Off, yeah.
00:16:02Love, nigga.
00:16:03Pop off.
00:16:04SD, stain your shirt.
00:16:05I'm out.
00:16:06Lift me a chain.
00:16:08It's like a pain.
00:16:09It's like a pain.
00:16:09It's like a nice work.
00:16:11Be still to ease.
00:16:12Well, they know me on the west.
00:16:13See, our green light flows.
00:16:14Then there's no light left.
00:16:15Mash out.
00:16:16Mark 50 on the freeway.
00:16:18Three feet over the walls.
00:16:19DK on the charm.
00:16:20DK balls invasion on the walls.
00:16:22What else?
00:16:23Out of my way!
00:16:25What else?
00:16:25Balls invasion on the walls.
00:16:27What else?
00:16:28Just be waving at the wall.
00:16:29What else?
00:16:30Balls invasion on the walls.
00:16:32Don't get away.
00:16:33Let's go.
00:16:34What else?
00:16:35They're right.
00:16:36He's a key.
00:16:36I'll throw it.
00:16:37They're in a voice house.
00:16:38Rhyme Steve Parker.
00:16:39The beef come.
00:16:40I'll be trying.
00:16:40Steve Parker.
00:16:41Never take what they offer.
00:16:43I want it all.
00:16:44My man, him a hole.
00:16:45I hand me in my own bandana.
00:16:46And my palm with a coffin.
00:16:48T.A.R.
00:16:50T.A.R.
00:17:17Fuck everything! Give me the ring!
00:17:20Fuck the pig! Fuck the pig!
00:17:22Fuck the king! Fuck the king!
00:17:23Fuck everything!
00:17:29Come on, big guy. Do some work and get out of here.
00:17:32We don't need jokers.
00:17:34Screw you!
00:17:34Screw you!
00:17:36Baby, when I look into your eyes, it means something.
00:17:38I see little Romans. I see little Mallories.
00:17:41I see stars. I see angels.
00:17:43In my homeland, we have a saying.
00:17:45Yeah, we got one, too.
00:17:47You're a fag, man.
00:17:50Jesus, Roman, you fucking idiota.
00:17:52How can I take you seriously?
00:17:53Very difficult, I think.
00:17:55Hello, Roman.
00:17:56Hello, peace.
00:17:58Mallory, this is my cousin I tell you about, Nico.
00:18:01Nico, this is Mallory, the beautiful girl I tell you about.
00:18:04See? Not everything I tell you is bullshit.
00:18:06I bet most of it was.
00:18:07I hope you're less full of shit than your cousin over here.
00:18:11This is the woman that I'm going to marry.
00:18:13Whatever you say.
00:18:14I thought you were going to marry me, baby.
00:18:16Hey, bud, great.
00:18:20You're fucking crazy, man.
00:18:22You should lose few pounds.
00:18:24Otherwise, this beautiful lady is going to marry me.
00:18:27I know.
00:18:28I'm a fat prick.
00:18:29What can I do?
00:18:30Pay your debts?
00:18:31I will do, man.
00:18:32We spoke of this.
00:18:33No, we didn't speak.
00:18:35You spoke.
00:18:36Then you say you're full out of batteries.
00:18:38You treat me like a bitch.
00:18:39Never.
00:18:40I treat you like an idiot, not a bitch, huh?
00:18:44I guess it's true.
00:18:45The beautiful woman do like the guys with a funny sense of humor.
00:18:50Ho, ho.
00:18:51I'm laughing.
00:18:52I'll get you the money.
00:18:54I know.
00:18:55And Roman, tell this fucking yokel here, if he doesn't stop staring at me, I'll have his head chopped up
00:19:01and put a film about it on the internet.
00:19:05Oh.
00:19:08Oh, good.
00:19:09Great.
00:19:11Yeah.
00:19:12Fantastic.
00:19:14Look, say what you like, but at least that guy knows how to speak to a lady.
00:19:20Yes, he's old charm.
00:19:22Come on, Nico, let's go.
00:19:23Darling, I'll see you later.
00:19:25I've got to take my cousin around some more.
00:19:27Get him settled.
00:19:33Nico, you're driving us to a hardware store on Dillon Street.
00:19:45And the sex is great.
00:19:48Finally, I get the...
00:19:49You hit them!
00:19:51Doing some home improvements, Roma?
00:19:54You going to build this mansion you tell me about?
00:19:57Oh, funny guy.
00:19:58We're going to get money.
00:20:00In America, you need money to do anything.
00:20:03You're taking me to a backroom game where I'll win all the dollars we need to really see this town.
00:20:09Nice gloves, women, titties.
00:20:12You can play, right?
00:20:14This is a dog, but we'll all go agree.
00:20:17I am the best.
00:20:18I kick all the asses that play me.
00:20:21They call me the janitor.
00:20:22Because you can't pay your debts and they make you mop the floor?
00:20:27Never, Ovatno.
00:20:29Funny.
00:20:31No, I'm the janitor because I always clean up.
00:20:34I always win.
00:20:36Get it?
00:20:39I seriously hope your cards are better than your next days.
00:20:43Only problem is I'm playing with some money I meant to give to these Albanian scumbags.
00:20:49Here's hoping they don't show up, eh?
00:20:53We got lunch sharks after us.
00:20:56Grommage, that's a de-shava.
00:20:58After me?
00:21:00It doesn't matter anyway.
00:21:01When I've played this game, I'll have enough money to pay them back ten times.
00:21:07What is this?
00:21:08What is this?
00:21:09What is this?
00:21:10What is this?
00:21:17Hey, have you ever had a nice thing of your ass?
00:21:20Well, I have.
00:21:20And it gives you a real clear mission on how to treat people in the future.
00:21:24That thing's about the maniac!
00:21:26Don't worry!
00:21:26I'm Mike Whiteley, Weasel News.
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00:21:33Mayor Ochoa is launching a crackdown on the sale of illegal firearms.
00:21:37Maintaining a ban on the...
00:21:38Nico, wait for me here while I go inside to clean up.
00:21:41Shit, I almost forgot.
00:21:43I'm giving you my old phone.
00:21:45My new number's in there.
00:21:49Call me if some Albanian show up in some shitty beige willard.
00:21:54Those are the guys I owe money to.
00:21:56Do-do not hurt them!
00:21:58I know what you're like, Nico Bellic.
00:22:01You and your debts, Roman.
00:22:03You and your debts, Roman.
00:22:26You're looking for...
00:22:29Hey!
00:22:30Hey!
00:22:32Hey!
00:22:32Hey, hey!
00:22:47It's all quiet out here, Roman. You're winning?
00:22:52Don't worry, I'm getting so many bullets, it's like I'm an AK.
00:22:55I'm not cool.
00:23:14I'm not cool.
00:23:38Here are the lawn sharks, of course.
00:23:41I think that bag is in the store. Look at our money.
00:24:03I'm not cool.
00:24:05I'm not cool.
00:24:22I'm not cool.
00:24:28Shit, Nico, what's them? They must have been told I was here.
00:24:32You're in much trouble, Bellic.
00:24:34Remember, do not hurt the lawn sharks. The debt will just increase.
00:24:41Get us back to the depot. Quick!
00:25:00Do you think they saw me?
00:25:01Of course they saw you. I mean, you're a distinctive man, Roman.
00:25:08That is why the ladies love me.
00:25:09Fuck those Shylocks, they'll get their money. They just have to wait.
00:25:13We should stand up to them. You need to have problems.
00:25:17Nico, you're new. You don't understand the way things work.
00:25:21Oh yeah?
00:25:23We are at the bottom of the ladder, man. These dogs push us around, but they are not to be
00:25:28feared.
00:25:29It is the Russian mobsters. Land bosses are on everything. Be careful of them.
00:25:33You tell me to behave, Mr. Janitor? If you understand it all, where is the money?
00:25:39I lost it this time, but when I go back, the last thing they will expect is for me to
00:25:44take everything.
00:25:45Then I really will clean up.
00:25:48Bovere vacu. Cat vidim, Roman.
00:26:02We're here. You like your phone? Maybe one day you'll get a premium quality one like mine. Then you will
00:26:08have really made it.
00:26:10I can only wish.
00:26:12See you later, cousin.
00:26:18Hello, princess.
00:26:40I'm a foster child.
00:26:41I'm a foster child.
00:26:42I'm a foster child.
00:26:45I'm a foster child.
00:26:46I'm a foster child.
00:26:47I'm a foster child.
00:26:48We are all on a cosmic carousel.
00:26:51And your horse is going up and down until the ride is over, and a scary man yells at you
00:26:57to get off.
00:26:58But you still have to pay. This is the lesson for life.
00:27:01Call me now.
00:27:02212-360-2367.
00:27:06I will give you a personalized automated reading.
00:27:09Find out if you are going to die.
00:27:11Or make love.
00:27:12Or die making love with a horse.
00:27:15Call me today.
00:27:16Your future depends on it, dearie.
00:27:18Strictly for the hardcore!
00:27:20Limiting city hardcore!
00:27:22Strictly for the hardcore!
00:27:23Limiting city hardcore!
00:27:25We should lose.
00:27:27We will lose.
00:27:28We will lose.
00:27:32I think it's garbage pools that the land will lose.
00:27:35I think it's garbage pools that the land will lose.
00:27:36They're only going to lose, but we can lose anyway.
00:27:38You want the terrorists to win?
00:27:46Come on, daddy, what's your problem?
00:27:49I don't have problems.
00:27:50You do.
00:27:51Don't be a dick, man.
00:27:53Come on.
00:27:53Where's your Russian friend now?
00:27:55It's not my friend.
00:27:57It's my launch shark.
00:27:58Stop this.
00:28:00Who are you?
00:28:01Get out of here.
00:28:03What?
00:28:03Yes.
00:28:06My arm.
00:28:08What about you?
00:28:09Help me.
00:28:10Help me.
00:28:11Come on, Subak.
00:28:13Let her.
00:28:14Help me.
00:28:14Get out of here now.
00:28:16And if you come back, I'll kill you.
00:28:19You understand?
00:28:20You forgot this?
00:28:22You're banging pricks?
00:28:23Stony.
00:28:25Shit.
00:28:26What did you do?
00:28:27He was going to stab me.
00:28:29Now he's going to kill you.
00:28:31Fuck him.
00:28:32Look at this mess.
00:28:34Scrooge.
00:28:34Again.
00:28:35You want to know why I'm not living in a nice condo?
00:28:38Banging for women?
00:28:39It's because of shit like this.
00:28:41Assholes.
00:28:42Straying me.
00:28:42Shut up.
00:28:45Oh, great.
00:28:46Mallory.
00:28:47Hey, beautiful.
00:28:50Yeah, great.
00:28:53Listen.
00:28:54I'm having a bit of a problem at the office.
00:28:57I can't do it.
00:28:58Nico can do it.
00:28:59Huh?
00:28:59And what?
00:29:00Well, why would you want me, then?
00:29:02Well, screw you, then.
00:29:05Great girl.
00:29:07Can you do me a favor?
00:29:08Mallory needs a lift.
00:29:09Can you go pick her up at the Hawk Beach subway station?
00:29:13Yeah.
00:29:13Take the cab.
00:29:14She's got a friend with her.
00:29:16Maybe someone you can date.
00:29:17Fuck you.
00:29:18Oh, man.
00:29:19Look at this.
00:29:20Grab my computer and everything.
00:29:39Bring two dorks, an underage girl, and a lonely pervert from Minneapolis that come together
00:29:45in a tale that will overclock your heart.
00:29:48Watch as the griefers battle the noobs and things get aggro.
00:29:52You'll be LMAO-ing.
00:29:54R-O-F-L right up.
00:29:55It's right here.
00:29:56Joe, Lord.
00:29:58Keep moving.
00:30:00You're blocking the road.
00:30:05This is a gosh world.
00:30:06You're disgusting.
00:30:07Yes.
00:30:09I don't know why I smoke this.
00:30:11There is no...
00:30:21I don't know why I smoke this.
00:30:44I don't know why I smoke this.
00:30:45This city will be all worse and worse.
00:30:51Oh my God.
00:30:53What's going on?
00:30:56I'm gonna take them back to your ass.
00:31:05Get in, ladies.
00:31:06Hey, Nico.
00:31:07Thanks for coming.
00:31:08I should have known Roman would find some excuse not to turn up.
00:31:11This is Michelle.
00:31:12Hi.
00:31:13How are you?
00:31:14My place is over on Mohawk Avenue.
00:31:24How are you finding America, Nico?
00:31:26Not exactly what I expected.
00:31:29Nico, you know what?
00:31:31You need someone to show you a good time.
00:31:34Michelle, how about you?
00:31:35Valerie, stop it.
00:31:37Come on, you guys.
00:31:39Come on, you guys.
00:31:39You're both single.
00:31:40You're adults.
00:31:41Take a number, Nico.
00:31:42Hey, I'd like to see you again, Nico.
00:31:46You look like that kind of guy I want to get to know.
00:31:48You look like you just jumped off the boat, Nico.
00:31:51Handsome man like you should get some new threats.
00:31:53I think he looks fine the way he is.
00:31:54I don't think he even chains out of those things on the journey.
00:31:57How are you gonna impress a classy girl like Michelle?
00:31:59I'm easily impressed.
00:32:00I know you are, sweetie.
00:32:02And I just don't get it.
00:32:15Thanks for the lift, Nico.
00:32:16Wow, yeah, thanks.
00:32:18Give me a call sometime.
00:32:20See you soon, Michelle.
00:32:33Hey, hurry up!
00:32:35Cousin, I dropped the girls off.
00:32:38The friend gave me her number, but I don't think Mallory likes my clothes so much.
00:32:43I know just a place for you.
00:32:45It's on Mohawk in Hull.
00:32:47Go and get something a bit more 21st century.
00:33:21I don't know.
00:33:22I don't see him.
00:33:23No, no, no, let's go.
00:33:24The folks are out there!
00:33:25Oh, God.
00:33:32I don't see him.
00:33:34Oh, God.
00:33:36And I don't see him.
00:33:37We'll see him.
00:33:37I'm out there.
00:33:37Oh, God.
00:33:43Ah, God.
00:33:51I don't know.
00:34:38I get my husband!
00:34:40Go away!
00:34:45I get my husband!
00:34:50I get my husband!
00:34:55I get my husband!
00:38:33I don't know.
00:39:17I'm going to find you. You're going to have an uncomfortable life.
00:39:43I'm going to finish this.
00:40:21I'm going to find you.
00:40:52I'm going to find you.
00:41:03You psycho! Leave me alone!
00:41:07Hey!
00:41:08Hey, Nico! It's Michelle. We met with Mallory, Roman's girlfriend?
00:41:29I remember. What's up, Michelle?
00:41:33I don't normally do this, but I thought you'd probably be pretty lonely having just moved to Liberty City and
00:41:37all.
00:41:38You do not normally do what?
00:41:40You're not making this easy for me, are you? I'm asking you out on a date.
00:41:44I am sorry. I am still not used to how things work here in America. A date would be good.
00:41:51I am getting sick of hanging out with Roman all the time.
00:41:55How about I pick you up from your apartment?
00:41:57That sounds good. See you soon.
00:42:04Help!
00:42:16You getting dropped, homie!
00:42:29Oh, you want to duke it out, son?
00:42:35They straight murk and shit on the block.
00:42:38The beat is on now.
00:42:46Stop crying and stay down.
00:43:08Oh, that's it, son.
00:43:42I don't want this to get really ugly.
00:44:00Sorry, friend, but I need the bike.
00:44:06Oye, muchacho, hurry the fuck up!
00:44:11We've got to go to the vehicle in western Las Vegas.
00:44:47We've got to go to the vehicle in western Las Vegas.
00:44:52We've got to go to the vehicle in western Las Vegas.
00:44:54Who's on the smooth suit?
00:45:06We've got to go easy because of the roadside the flightģøė°.
00:45:50Coming!
00:45:55Who is it?
00:45:56Hey, it's Nico.
00:45:59Hey, I'm just finishing my hair. Come in.
00:46:03I'll be with you in a minute.
00:46:06Did you just move in?
00:46:08No. Why?
00:46:09All your stuff is new. Some even still have tags on.
00:46:13Ah, well, I like things clean.
00:46:17I can see that.
00:46:19But, uh, everything is new.
00:46:21Yeah, I'm kind of obsessed with cleanliness.
00:46:25Things get on my nerves and I just throw them out.
00:46:28OCD or something?
00:46:30Oh.
00:46:31So, where are you taking me?
00:46:34Uh, you look good.
00:46:37Oh, thanks.
00:46:40I don't know.
00:46:41I'm new here.
00:46:43I thought maybe we could go to the, uh, funfair.
00:46:50Yeah, great.
00:46:52Let's go.
00:46:53Love the funfair.
00:46:55Actually, we call it, um, carnival here.
00:46:58Just a little difference.
00:47:00Uh, whoop-dee-doo.
00:47:01Uh, whoop-dee-doo.
00:47:20What do you like to do?
00:47:22What do you like to do?
00:47:23Come on, I asked you first.
00:47:25I like to keep active, I guess.
00:47:27Sports, working out, things like that.
00:47:29I'd like to know about you, though.
00:47:31See the places you hang out.
00:47:33Yeah, maybe another time.
00:48:16You know, the carnival isn't open this time of year.
00:48:18I don't know if we'd pass safety regulations anyway.
00:48:22There's a bowling alley over on the boardwalk.
00:48:24Why don't we play a few frames?
00:48:26Sure, bowling sounds like fun.
00:48:37Nico, why do you have to do that?
00:48:51I'm sorry about that, Michelle.
00:48:54I get carried away sometimes.
00:48:57I didn't realize you were so violent, Nico.
00:49:00Have you got caught up with the Hove Beach criminals?
00:49:02I can look after myself, Michelle.
00:49:05Don't worry about me.
00:49:07Sorry again.
00:49:20Hurry the fuck up.
00:49:22Hurry the fuck up.
00:49:46Coming!
00:49:48Coming!
00:49:59In a beat, this is an invasion that even changes these...
00:50:03I feel like I should have been more organized.
00:50:06I had a better plan for our date.
00:50:09What do you like doing?
00:50:10I just want to get to know you, Nico.
00:50:12See the places you hang out, the people you associate with.
00:50:15You already know, Norman.
00:50:17I don't hang out with anybody else, really.
00:50:20You will.
00:50:21Give it some time.
00:50:33You're going to need to take us to the shop.
00:50:35Stupid malaka.
00:50:42Ah!
00:50:49Let's go!
00:50:54I hope the police didn't see that.
00:50:57Oh, my God!
00:50:58You're on the record of me, I love you.
00:51:00Jeez, Louise!
00:51:03Ah!
00:51:05I'm going to beat you down.
00:51:08I'll get you back.
00:51:09Watch you.
00:51:17I'm sorry about that, Michelle.
00:51:20I get carried away sometimes.
00:51:23I didn't realize you were so violent, Nico.
00:51:25Have you got caught up?
00:51:28This town is starting to get on my nerves.
00:51:30No, no, no!
00:51:35Uh.
00:51:42Yo!
00:51:43Take my case!
00:51:44Nico!
00:51:45Pleaser has me cornered in the courts.
00:51:47Under the N- train and Firefly!
00:51:48What does he want?
00:51:50Oh, I can think what he could possibly want!
00:51:52Or why he'd be pissed off!
00:51:54Can you?
00:51:55I...
00:51:55Come on, guys.
00:51:57Let's be reasonable!
00:51:58Beep!
00:52:13Coming!
00:52:41We don't need to talk, we can just listen to the radio.
00:52:50God damn it!
00:52:53Everybody, please, just get out of the way!
00:53:07I can't believe they're selling those now.
00:53:10Oh no, this is my first frickin' car!
00:53:18Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
00:53:34I'm gonna ram that asshole over me!
00:53:37This poor car!
00:53:47Oh, hey Nico, the carnival isn't open.
00:53:49I think they're gonna turn it into a big Las Venturas-style theme park.
00:53:53Hey, there's a bowling alley up here, we should play!
00:53:56Cool, let's go bowling, Dan.
00:54:02You're mine, dirtbag!
00:54:04The suspect is on foot!
00:54:06It's nice to get out of the apartment.
00:54:08What is that?
00:54:09You do a lot of work or something?
00:54:11I'm working the whole time.
00:54:14Sometimes I think all I am is my job.
00:54:16A lot of people feel that way.
00:54:19It's hard to keep what you do from taking over your life.
00:54:22You're right there.
00:54:23I just see red.
00:54:25And then things happen.
00:54:27Buddy, I could not give a shit.
00:54:42Help.
00:54:51Come on, baby!
00:54:52Come on, baby!
00:54:52Come on, baby!
00:54:53Dressed in blue!
00:54:56Woo!
00:54:56Hey, mama!
00:54:58What you doing to you?
00:55:00Welcome to memory lanes!
00:55:03We have a lane open for you!
00:55:05Oh, where am I playing?
00:55:10Hey, listen to me!
00:55:11I see you moving up at the end!
00:55:14Dressed in green!
00:55:17Here you go!
00:55:18Oh, this you can say!
00:55:19Oh, not I never have seen!
00:55:20But I was on a f**k!
00:55:23I don't see your guys on TV!
00:55:26I'm not ready, I need that!
00:55:29The real thing!
00:55:31F**k!
00:55:32A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
00:55:35Come in, Greer!
00:55:38I don't need serious help, it is.
00:55:42Good luck!
00:55:43Oh!
00:55:45Two, hey, what?
00:55:47Oh, my!
00:55:48Give me a white!
00:55:49Let's go!
00:55:50Give me a big hand.
00:55:54One, two, three.
00:56:00Oh, man.
00:56:01Oh, man.
00:56:05Oh, man.
00:56:06Oh, man.
00:56:07Oh, man.
00:56:08Oh, man.
00:56:08Oh, man.
00:56:08Oh, man.
00:56:10Oh, man.
00:56:12Oh, man.
00:56:18This is it.
00:56:32Nearly a strike.
00:56:35Here we go.
00:56:37Get up the spoon and...
00:56:39...a brisk this lady.
00:56:42I walked out of the door.
00:56:45Yes, I got the stairs.
00:56:47I was cocaine.
00:56:51Your go.
00:56:54Oh, man.
00:56:55Oh, man.
00:57:00Oh, man.
00:57:01Shame we couldn't finish that game, Nico.
00:57:03It was fun playing, though.
00:57:04Can you take me back now?
00:57:06Of course I'll take you home.
00:57:07Let's go.
00:57:08Oh, man.
00:57:09Wow, you're a fool.
00:57:10Oh, man.
00:57:11Oh, man.
00:57:12Oh!
00:57:19So, you don't know many people here in Liberty City.
00:57:22No boyfriends or husbands or anything?
00:57:25No?
00:57:26I guess I'm married to my job.
00:57:28Well, what do you do?
00:57:29What do you do come on? I ask first. I work with Mallory. What do you do exactly?
00:57:35You're a hard girl to talk to Michelle. I guess you're not used to talking to American women. I guess
00:57:59So what are you doing here in Liberty City, Nico? What's anybody doing here? I don't know. I think you
00:58:05do
00:58:05There must be something that made you leave your home and come here
00:58:08Roman's bullshit stories, maybe. I just felt like I needed a new start
00:58:13There's nothing else about Liberty City then? Just Roman? Maybe there is more to this place. I'm not sure yet
00:58:30Give me some cover! Stop! You can't get away. The suspect has no music. I have visual contact. Shit! What's
00:58:40the problem doing?
00:58:40You're thinking it'll run me? The suspect is on foot.
00:58:45Damn it!
00:58:54Get off your selling wrong!
00:58:59Oh, man! My car!
00:59:01Whoa! Shit!
00:59:07Oh, jeez, man!
00:59:20Hey, Lucy!
00:59:22That was nice. I'm really interested in seeing you again.
00:59:27Yeah, that would be good. I'll give you a call.
00:59:30Please do, Nico. See you soon.
00:59:33Hey, Lucy!
00:59:43Hey, Lucy.
00:59:55Hey!
00:59:56Oh, holy shit!
00:59:57Oh!
00:59:59Oh!
01:00:00Ugh!
01:00:01Oh!
01:00:02Oh, man!
01:00:03Oh!
01:00:03Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to protect me from those crazy loan sharks you
01:00:08attacked, Nico!
01:00:09You shouldn't have borrowed money from them in the first place, Roman.
01:00:12Anyway, I was seeing Michelle. I thought you wanted me to date her.
01:00:16Not what it means me getting beat up and sent to hospital!
01:00:19Come and pick me up, cousin, and at least tell me that you got her titties out.
01:00:23Made me dead! Your betrayal of me was wild!
01:00:26Wouldn't I say this again?
01:00:34You're an animal, Roman. Nothing can stop you being horny.
01:00:38Look, you'll have to have some fun with the nurses because I can't pick you up. See you soon.
01:00:53My pussy wagon! Fighting makes me horny!
01:01:07Black
01:01:08you're a dog catcher!
01:01:16I'm going to damage you!
01:01:19I'm going to damage you!
01:01:20Click over the line of your victim!
01:01:25You'll respect me after death, know!
01:01:27I'm going to go to damage you!
01:01:27I don't need a car to catch you, idiot!
01:01:30You've hurt enough people for one life.
01:01:33Don't be stupid.
01:01:35Time for you to lay down, cabrĆ³n.
01:01:40Either your schizophrenic or these bank cards aren't all yours.
01:01:44Nothing for you to worry about. Move along.
01:01:53I'm so bad I kicked my own ass.
01:01:58Stay on the leash, you devil poodle.
01:02:01The poodle has escaped at the cross.
01:02:05Shit, Nico. Blader has me trapped again. This is all your fault.
01:02:09Okay, Roman. I'm not going to let something else get in the way this time.
01:02:14Where are you?
01:02:15Over at the cross, under the L train on Firefly.
01:02:18Blader, you brought your point the first time.
01:02:29I'm robbing you. Don't make me kill you.
01:02:32Get off. You hear me? Get off.
01:02:34You're not happy.
01:02:58Shit!
01:03:01Shit!
01:03:03Get my machine! I won't!
01:03:14Motherfucker!
01:03:28Listen, Darden is a good friend of mine. It was a misunderstanding!
01:03:31There we are!
01:03:32Hey! Shit! There he is! Keep a fat boy here and I'll talk to him!
01:03:37Our problems with your cousin.
01:03:40I told you to stop!
01:03:42Now's too late.
01:03:47Screw you!
01:04:08Back off!
01:04:12You shouldn't have messed with the Bellix!
01:04:17I run back the ship!
01:04:19There's what I owe! Plus interest!
01:04:24Brother, you think I was a joke?
01:04:26This beating is for Darden!
01:04:34You're a bitch just like your cousin!
01:04:40You're a bitch just like your cousin!
01:04:52You should probably stay down!
01:05:01You alright, cousin?
01:05:03Yeah.
01:05:05Fine.
01:05:06Fucking lawn sharks, man.
01:05:09If one more of these gangsters tries to...
01:05:12Speaking of shitheads, here's Darden.
01:05:15Come on! My car is over there! Let's get him!
01:05:17You drive! I don't feel so good!
01:05:22Get in!
01:05:23Come on!
01:05:42These guys think that they're better than me.
01:05:44They think they can fuck me around and beat me up because...
01:05:47There are more of them!
01:05:48Not any longer!
01:05:50Me and you, Nico!
01:05:51Me and you are going to show them!
01:05:53Fucking dirt and smashing my fucking stuff!
01:05:55Who does he think he is?
01:05:57Just some fucking petty opinion hoot!
01:05:59If I wanted to buy a stolen TV, I'd go to Darden.
01:06:02Who does he think he's fucking with?
01:06:05Balik Enterprises, that's who!
01:06:06We're going to the top, Nico! The top!
01:06:09For now, let's just try to survive, cousin.
01:06:17Damn!
01:06:19What the hell?
01:06:44He'll come back and trash out Blaze if he gets away! Get him, cousin!
01:06:48He'll come back and trash out Blaze if he gets away! Get him, cousin!
01:06:51Don't let him shake you!
01:06:55Shit!
01:06:57Shit!
01:07:04Shit!
01:07:08Get the fuck away!
01:07:18Let's go!
01:07:42Don't stop! He's trying to get away on foot!
01:08:07Stay the fuck away from me!
01:08:14Stay the fuck away from me!
01:10:51Now with a free crappy number puzzle.
01:12:35I got him! Let's make this quick! I'm hungry!
01:12:38I got him in my sight!
01:12:43I got him now, buddy!
01:12:59You broke my arm already, man!
01:13:09Your cousin owes us money! She did!
01:13:13Huh?
01:13:42Dispatch!
01:13:43Dispatch!
01:13:44Dispatch!
01:14:12Dispatch!
01:14:13Oh man, this is fucking bullshit!
01:14:20I'm gonna ram that asshole for a minute!
01:14:25I'm gonna break you!
01:14:34Move! I'm gonna crash you!
01:14:37Stop!
01:14:43From the people who brought you the domestified, we probably...
01:14:46It's out of the way!
01:14:48You fuck!
01:14:58Foster! This city does not sleep, yes?
01:15:03I'll snap you in two, asshole!
01:15:07That's slow still, will ya?
01:15:09What's taking you so long?
01:15:11We're being invaded!
01:15:12Crank those fucking legs!
01:15:15I'd be angry if...
01:15:23Hit him in the face!
01:15:25...with six different attachments, edges...
01:15:28Fucking motherfucker!
01:15:29...with a lightning bolt, landing strip, or danger...
01:15:32Think you're some kind of hot shot, don't you?
01:15:34My life will never feel empty and...
01:15:52Let's go!
01:15:54Let's go!
01:16:01Motherfucker!
01:16:01Damn, son!
01:16:03You did my wheels mad crazy, B!
01:16:06Ten dead shot!
01:16:09For me!'...
01:16:16Square
01:16:17eye onderwal amberć¼ć³
01:16:18CRANK!
01:16:25You ė“!
01:16:27I haven't
01:16:28got time for any bshh! You want me
01:16:30to kill you?! I don't
01:16:34mind desperately trying to...
01:16:55What are you doing?
01:17:24What are you doing?
01:17:40What are you doing?
01:18:04What are you doing?
01:18:07What are you doing?
01:18:08What are you doing?
01:18:10What are you doing?
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