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00:03come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:12it's for your own good that was you want for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:38why
00:40you offer to cheer me up
00:44oh um
00:45oh sorry um good luck with everything
01:20hi
01:21hey roomie roomie
01:26sorry flyer this morning
01:30i am in need of a place to live and you are needed roommates sorry that um that flyer was
01:39meant for
01:40someone more like me someone quiet and academic and well a girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke
01:47evans the school's
01:49sluttiest baseball player to be my new roommate so
01:54quite the reputation
01:58sorry i uh i didn't mean to
02:01it's okay
02:03but you know there's more to me and all that right
02:09like what
02:12we're making mean lasagna
02:13yeah um i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit beggars can't
02:20be choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:26it's the first of the month just give me a shot all right move my heads kick me out no
02:31hard
02:32feelings
02:35but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:43i think that the name is okay for what i don't even know i don't know i don't do it
02:49i don't have a mouse to let you like right over the dog
02:51this is like a few times
02:54there's no evidence there's no case
03:00zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2pm on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more this is a hang it's not a rager
03:14all right go get set up the cake or something all right bro
03:22look i failed a bio test okay i thought i'd blow off some steam
03:26okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring so
03:31could you please just oh what are you
03:37you know what's inspiring dancing right come on
03:44come on loosen up roomie it'll help your art i promise
03:51there you go there she is
03:54shut up
03:58zeke
04:00hands off your roommate
04:02hey go herd your animals okay
04:06i'm tessa hi please forgive my man horrible brother and thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:14i've noticed he just needs a friend oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so to new friends
04:45i'll see you next time
04:45so what do you say babe i'll pet you catch
04:50oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm i'm just a fan
05:08not your type what fabian he was flirting with you right flirting with me that's that's a good
05:17one yeah flirting are you seriously that inexperienced no fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so you've never been kissed
05:37i was always the the weird art girl
05:44i'd basically need like remedial sex set
05:51what about a what about a sex tutor huh yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose
05:58i found one of those it's not something that you can put up a flyer for
06:08you you're you're funny it's it's a joke right well not to brag but this is kind of my area
06:16of
06:16expertise right you know sluttiest baseball player on campus stop you're you're being mean and you're
06:26you're making fun of me no i'm not no i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:36well a girl like you clearly makes good grades i could use a tutor myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts that means
06:48no yankees you're like the yankees focus you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:02so we'd like date no no strictly educational no feelings i'm for fun not forever and that's not
07:14exactly boyfriend material right okay let me guess you want a sweetheart huh some good
07:25she romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:31what's wrong with that nothing there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:39you deserve everything you want that's not me
07:48what do you say you hope marriage my final and i hope you find the one
07:56deal
07:59how about will you seal the deal with your first kiss
08:25i'll save it for when you're alone let's go have some fun yeah
08:38first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash dude that's nasty
08:45zeke you want in what the hell dude she's a person not a bet
08:50chill bro all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor can you please not mess
08:54it up with my roommate she's a big girl she can handle herself
08:59she's off limits you hear me or what or i'll kick your ass
09:06yeah okay beat it i got business to take care of
09:10be lucky this is her house
09:14look ignore him all right first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:18i think that's enough studying for today
09:32so you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:38well i should warn you that this is a dodger home
09:44dodger home
09:47not anymore
09:49you're not even recruited yet no it's coming
09:54you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:58yeah that's if you don't flunk out oh funny
10:04well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:14so now that we're alone
10:22so i don't know how it feels to be kissed
10:42i don't know how
10:47i don't know how do i
10:49lesson one
10:52trust yourself
10:54free
10:58just follow it feels good
11:04don't hold back beautiful
11:12um
11:14i'm sorry you uh
11:17you don't have to do this
11:20what
11:24pretend you want me
11:27i'm not pretending
11:30are you sure
11:33what makes you think otherwise
11:39because
11:41in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i am a fat loser with frizzy hair and thunder thighs so
12:01come with me
12:03want to show you something
12:21uh-uh
12:23eye contact is how guys know you're into them
12:27i don't like being stared at
12:30they're admiring
12:32look at yourself
12:38what are you doing
12:41putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:45why am i staring at myself this is embarrassing
12:52call it a confidence drill
12:55can i continue
12:57yeah
13:17sorry um i i'm not used to this so i you don't have to apologize
13:25i just want you to see yourself as you are beautiful
13:39lesson three ask for what you want
13:46can we
13:52will you kiss me
14:14what was that bad did i did i do it wrong no no you're natural
14:28really yeah don't want to get to your head
14:33well i think that we should go to bed
14:39already oh no oh my god not you and i not together separately in in our separate beds
14:47because not together that that would be crazy you can if you want you set the pace butterfly
15:08so
15:26study time
15:29i was studying i was working on my fastball yeah and you need to be working on your organismal biology
15:35comprehension which you clearly know nothing about which is alarmingly concerning so
15:43i feel unmotivated
15:47come on teach we'll make my lessons fun
15:56okay
16:00for every answer that you get wrong you strip but for every answer that you get right
16:09i'll strip
16:13jeez amelia strip tutoring
16:17i didn't think you had it in you yeah yeah yeah yeah you in or what
16:24bring it on
16:28first question what's the role of the sodium potassium pump
16:46the sodium potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient
16:56second question what's the role of the sodium potassium pump has been in her
17:18I don't want a shirt.
17:24Next question, um...
17:28What's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels?
17:35Your turn to strip.
17:38We'll see.
17:46Insulin.
17:59That's cheating.
18:08What are you guys doing?
18:10We are just studying.
18:12Studying.
18:12Yeah.
18:14Okay.
18:15Love that.
18:17But did Zeke not tell you about the plan?
18:20I've got a game today.
18:22Tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party.
18:26Another party, Zeke. You have to study.
18:30I think it's time to practice what I taught you.
18:38Okay.
18:39We need to talk.
18:43My brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe.
18:48Oh, um...
18:50I mean, I know I'm not conventionally attractive, so...
18:53Conventional attractiveness is a myth.
18:56Anywho, I went shopping.
18:58It's like my love language or something, but...
19:00I picked you out some outfits.
19:02You...
19:03Wanna play dress up?
19:06Honestly?
19:08Yeah.
19:10Me too.
19:11Okay, let's go.
19:17Thank you for doing this, seriously.
19:20I...
19:21I owe you one.
19:22It's the least I can do.
19:24For what?
19:27For helping Zeke.
19:30You literally saved his life because I was going to kill him if he flunked out.
19:35I hope I can help him.
19:37Oh, you can.
19:38He's not dumb.
19:39He just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in a five
19:43-mile radius is all he's good for.
19:52But I think he'll listen to you.
19:54He likes you.
19:55He told me so.
19:59Okay, no, no, no, no.
20:00No smiling.
20:01Okay.
20:01I'm gonna line your lips.
20:02Focus.
20:10Let's go.
20:13Dude, when you struck out that last batter, I swear.
20:16Scout's trials are on the ground.
20:18I was actually planning on throwing him.
20:28Is that...
20:29Amelia?
20:33Oh, I'm waiting.
20:36Your left was nothing.
20:38Your nose bleeding.
20:41At least there's something.
20:44See?
20:45That horror will go...
20:47Hey!
20:50Damn, Fabian works fast.
20:52Amanda!
20:53This is the girl I wanted to see.
20:55Listen, I want to show you something.
20:56It's just right over here.
20:57It's Amelia.
20:58Told you to leave her alone.
21:01We're just having a conversation, bro.
21:03Relax.
21:04Back off?
21:05Or he'll be watching the next game from the bench.
21:11Sorry, pal.
21:12She's coming all the way home with me tonight.
21:15What the hell?
21:16Psycho, I'm your teammate.
21:17You're a piece of trash.
21:24What the hell was that?
21:25I thought you wanted me to practice flirting.
21:27Not with him.
21:29He's trying...
21:32He's trying to take you to the upstairs tree.
21:36The what?
21:37Look, Fabian is not good enough for you.
21:38Just ignore him.
21:41Okay.
21:44Wait.
21:46What's the upstairs tree?
21:48It's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss them under it,
21:51they always ask to go upstairs with us.
21:53That's the move?
21:54Yeah.
21:55Kissing a girl under a tree?
21:58The upstairs tree.
22:00Ah, right.
22:02When does that work?
22:04I don't know, it just does.
22:05I don't understand how a tree could do that.
22:12I will show you.
22:16Part of lesson four.
22:18Allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:40Part of lesson four.
22:42Allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:43All the way from North Carolina.
22:44Dug the hole himself.
22:46Watered it every day.
22:49Usually, the girl says something like,
22:51Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
22:53Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
22:54There you go.
22:55And we would say, oh, the guy would do anything for a pretty girl.
22:59Right, but usually you'd mean it, right?
23:01I mean it right now, pretty girl.
23:05Then we would lead them,
23:08behind the tree.
23:13And then...
23:15What?
23:18Do this.
23:19Do this.
23:32So upstairs.
23:35No.
23:47So.
23:49What's it like living in a frat?
23:54Fun.
23:56Baseball.
23:58Parties.
23:59Girls.
24:02What about class?
24:04Yeah, I'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate.
24:07No, you.
24:09Making mean lasagna, right?
24:11Sure do.
24:13You ask nice and I'll let you taste it.
24:16It's always about the sex with you, isn't it?
24:18Well, it's what people expect from me, so...
24:22Maybe.
24:23You should try exceeding their expectations.
24:27Gotta be honest, I think this is the most I've ever talked on an upstairs trip.
24:33What does a normal upstairs trip look like?
24:38This.
24:39It's always...
24:55Zeke...
24:56Stop teasing.
24:58Lesson five.
24:59Patience is a virtue.
25:02You build up his half-informe.
25:15That guy's gonna take his time, savor every inch.
25:21What about listen three, asking for what I want?
25:34Alright butterfly, what do you want?
25:39I want you to touch me, for academic purposes, obviously.
25:49Well then, in the spirit of education.
26:06What else?
26:10I want you to kiss me, please.
26:48Reminiscing already?
26:50Shut up.
26:52I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:06Wow, that's beautiful.
27:10Hey, um, Emilio, right?
27:15I'm Sam, second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:22You paint too?
27:23No, I'm an actor, aspiring anyway.
27:28What kind of stuff do you make?
27:29Oh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:33That's wow, yeah.
27:35You have no idea what I just said.
27:37No, not at all.
27:40But maybe I could take you out and hear you tell me all about that.
27:48Can I have your number?
27:52What are you doing?
27:54Well, I'm asking Emilio out.
27:58You know, I thought we could talk art.
28:00Since when do you care about art?
28:02Come on, man, you know I act.
28:06So what do you say?
28:08I'd love to.
28:10Wow.
28:12She'd love to.
28:14I'm looking forward to it.
28:21Oh, Emilio has a date.
28:22Emilio has a date.
28:24Cut it out, Tessa.
28:26It's just to hang out.
28:28I'm gonna go get some more water.
28:35Okay, Spell.
28:37What's going on between you two?
28:40Nothing.
28:41I don't know what you're talking about.
28:43Yeah, right.
28:44I've literally never seen you this jealous.
28:46I'm not jealous.
28:47I'm just protecting her.
28:49Because you have a huge crush on her.
28:50No, I don't.
28:53We're friends.
28:54She doesn't see me like that.
28:58Amelia.
28:59So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:01Be honest.
29:02I think he's charming.
29:04That's for sure.
29:05Charming, huh?
29:06What about really hot?
29:08Zip it.
29:09I asked her, not you.
29:12I think he's kind and generous.
29:15And super motivated.
29:18But...
29:18I think he sells himself short.
29:23I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:27Damn, bro.
29:29She sees you.
29:30She's a real one.
29:31Alright, what about you, Zeke?
29:32What do you think of Amelia?
29:36She's, uh...
29:40She's great.
29:41Great roommate.
29:42Total chiller.
29:45Right.
29:46Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:06Hey.
30:09So, uh...
30:10When's that test again?
30:12Vinyls are almost over.
30:15Yeah.
30:16I, uh...
30:18I took it yesterday.
30:21Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:23Well, I wanted to wait...
30:26So I could show you...
30:27My first A.
30:31My God.
30:33You did it.
30:35I don't know.
30:38Well, I couldn't have done it without you, Teach.
30:40Hush.
30:43I can't wait.
30:46It's all blacked and tired and you woke up on the floor.
30:50I'm gonna have...
30:57I'm...
30:59Sorry.
31:10So, you're going out with Sam then?
31:16Yeah, um, I guess it all worked out.
31:24You got the A, I got the guy.
31:30You don't even know him.
31:31I'm doing what you told me to.
31:34Trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:38Yeah, but...
31:39But what?
31:40I'm not understanding the problem.
31:43It's no problem.
31:44What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
31:50Are you...
31:51Are you jealous?
31:55Zeke.
31:56No.
32:02Right, because...
32:04Because you're the one that said, no feelings.
32:08Yep.
32:11Then I guess our lessons are over.
32:15Yeah, cool.
32:16I better go get ready for my date then.
32:19Wish me luck.
32:21Good luck.
32:44Well, I figure as the brat's sweetheart, it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat before
32:51the big game tomorrow.
32:52That's like my sweet treat upstairs.
33:00Missed you, babe.
33:02Damn, dude.
33:03You know, you really are a psychopath.
33:07Sorry, bro.
33:12Zeke?
33:16Excuse you?
33:18What happened to the museum?
33:21We're meeting here.
33:23We were about to head out.
33:25I didn't know.
33:28Right.
33:30I'm going to go wait outside.
33:35You're seriously punting over those kinkles?
33:38Definitely not punting over your hateful ass.
33:40Don't talk about her like that.
33:55It's hard to get around the bird for the second time.
33:59It's hard to get around the bird for the second time.
34:10I, uh, I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:21How was your date with Sam?
34:25It was good.
34:29Cool.
34:32I'm happy for you.
34:43I'm happy for you.
34:47I'm happy for you.
34:49Can't sieve her?
34:51Hi, Dad.
34:52Can you see her?
34:52Yuki!
35:07Oh, big talk, but he just can't get it in the hall, dude.
35:11Speaking of, thanks for striking out with Jen and sending her back my way.
35:14Shut up.
35:16Your roomie, though, that is a tough nut to crack.
35:19She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her.
35:21What are you talking about?
35:22Hey, don't count me out.
35:24You know it's not over until the fat lady's end.
35:28Oh, for sure.
35:30For sure.
35:31Was this about the bet?
35:32I thought you liked her.
35:33No.
35:35I like winning.
35:36Plus, it's like the best acting exercise ever.
35:38Like, my...
35:39Oh, wait.
35:40You're done.
35:41You hear me?
35:42Leave her alone.
35:43Don't text her.
35:44Don't call her.
35:44Don't even look at her.
35:46Yo, what the hell, dude?
35:47Since when you so whipped?
35:49Yeah.
35:55You're bugging out, Zeke.
35:56What the hell?
35:58He needs to cool off or something.
35:59You're just mad, I guess.
36:00I don't know.
36:01Oh!
36:09Zeke, what are you doing?
36:11Don't talk to Sam again.
36:14I'm not doing this with you.
36:15We talked about this.
36:16I lied.
36:18What?
36:18I was jealous.
36:21The thought of him making you smile and touching you, kissing you.
36:28It drove me crazy.
36:31He's not your man, Butterfly.
36:37I am.
36:43I know I said I don't do feelings, that I'm not boyfriend material, but you changed everything
36:48for me.
36:50I want to be the man you see when you look at me.
36:54Emilia.
36:56I want you to be my girlfriend.
36:58Yeah.
37:01Don't wanna come off like me, you caught me.
37:04Of course I will.
37:20God, you're such a good teacher.
37:23Hi, I'm a good teacher
37:25Speaking of
37:28I think I have a few more lessons for you
37:31Oh
37:39What do you want, Butterfly?
37:43I want you to be my first
37:47Are you sure?
37:51Very sure
37:52Watch me and count it out
37:54Watch me and count it out
38:01I know it was bad
38:03But I wanna hear you tell me just how it happened
38:07Don't you do it all again
38:09Even if it had the same exact new pet
38:13Sniffin' on K and screamin'
38:15Drippin' out words I need it
38:16Pretty good at conceitin'
38:17Dishin' out how I'm treated
38:18Switchin' up on your meanin'
38:20That don't make sense
38:21But I'll just say, okay
38:22Tryna make it go up
38:23Breakin' all the top of my face
38:24Marked to the bottom
38:25I'm late
38:26Baby, can't you say
38:27I love to crash
38:28How you used to talk to me
38:31Flashbang
38:31How I used to call it by you
38:34Snip back, baby
38:35Can we count to three?
38:37Can't live with or without me
38:39Watch me and count it out
38:42Watch me and count it out
38:44Watch me and count it out
38:46Watch me and count it out
38:53Watch me and count it out
39:11You should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:15Make me.
39:22It's probably just Tessa.
39:24Ignore it.
39:27Oh!
39:31Damn, dude.
39:32I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:34You sneaky bastard.
39:36Fabian, get the hell out of here.
39:37Seek?
39:39What is he talking about?
39:42Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart, on who could fuck you first.
39:46Okay, that's enough.
39:48Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime.
39:52Oh, and you forgot this.
39:54Toodaloo. Have a nice life.
40:01You don't have to look like you explained, okay?
40:03You slept with me to win a bet?
40:05No.
40:06No, I had nothing to do with it. Sam did.
40:09That's why I told you to stop seeing it.
40:11And you didn't tell me?
40:13How could you do this to me?
40:15How could you lie?
40:16I was protecting you.
40:19What great job.
40:22Amelia, please.
40:24Don't touch me.
40:26Don't touch me.
40:45It's Tessa.
40:49I'm sorry for texting you.
40:51You absolutely should have texted me.
40:54No, no.
40:55He's your brother.
40:57I just...
40:57I didn't know who else to talk to.
40:59You can always talk to me.
41:02I used to be able to talk to him, and now...
41:07I can't even look at him.
41:10You want me to kill him?
41:10I will kill him.
41:12Tempting.
41:14Tempting.
41:16No, honestly...
41:17This is probably for the best.
41:20I never could have dated a Yankee anyway.
41:25You love him.
41:26Don't you?
41:29I don't know.
41:30All I know is that I've never felt this way about anybody.
41:34It's like he's pulling me like gravity.
41:41But he doesn't feel the same way.
41:43Of course he does.
41:45My brother is an idiot when it comes to emotional stuff.
41:48But I know he cares about you.
41:51I've never seen him look at anyone the way he looks at you.
41:54If you really cared about me, he never would have lied.
41:59God, I feel so stupid.
42:03Let me talk to him.
42:04I'll set him straight, I swear.
42:05No, no.
42:06It's fine.
42:09Pretty soon, he'll be off in New York.
42:12I'll be in L.A.
42:15And we'll never have to see each other again.
42:32We need to talk.
42:35I don't feel like it.
42:36The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness.
42:40I know mom raised you better.
42:43She told me to leave her alone.
42:45Do you care about her?
42:46Of course I do.
42:47That's not the point.
42:49The point is I'm not good enough for her.
42:51I hurt her.
42:52I hurt her, Tessa.
42:53It's just who I am.
42:54I'm not a relationship guy.
42:56You know this.
42:57Okay, enough.
42:59You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:01You commit to being in a relationship.
43:03I mean, it's literally that easy.
43:05You're more than a fuckboy.
43:07You hear me?
43:08So it's time to grow up and go get your girl.
43:13She deserves better than me.
43:15So be better.
43:24Hey.
43:26Can I talk to you?
43:29If you want.
43:42Are those Dodger blue and white or Yankee blue and white?
43:46Dodger.
43:47This is a Dodger's home.
43:53I'm sorry.
43:55Okay, I should have told you about the best sooner.
44:01You should have.
44:05I thought I was protecting you.
44:07I was doing the right thing.
44:11But the right thing isn't lying to you.
44:15So I'm going to be completely honest from here on out.
44:22I don't want to be just fun, Butterfly.
44:26When it comes to you, I want to be forever.
44:32I want to keep showing you how beautiful you really are.
44:36I want to be that gushy, romantic guy that brings you flowers and writes you poetry.
44:44I want to be everything you want.
44:47Everything you deserve.
44:51So tell me.
44:54What do you want?
44:59I want...
45:04I want...
45:05I want to trust myself.
45:09And I...
45:10I want to follow what feels good.
45:14And I don't want to hold back.
45:19I want you, Zeke.
45:24You too?
45:26Of course I do.
45:35Thank God, because I already asked Coach to set up a call with the Dodgers recruiter.
45:41He did what?
45:44Told you, this is the Dodger home.
45:47I'm going to try to get signed by them instead of the Yankees.
45:49So when you move to L.A., we'll be there together.
45:55And what if I said no?
45:59I'd have to pivot to plan B.
46:02I'll see you next time.
46:03Ladies and gentlemen,
46:03L.A.
46:03L.A.
46:03L.A.
46:03L.A.
46:04L.A.
46:06L.A.
46:17I'm not alone
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