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00:07I'm a big fan of the game.
00:08Come on.
00:10Come on.
00:10Dude, come on.
00:11Wait.
00:13Sorry, man.
00:13Coach said one more D and you're out of here.
00:16It's for your own good.
00:17What the hell does he want from me?
00:18I'm a baseball player, not a biologist.
00:20I don't know.
00:21Be smarter.
00:25Prick.
00:33Um, you okay?
00:38Living my best life.
00:42Why?
00:44You offering to cheer me up?
00:48Oh, um.
00:50Oh, sorry.
00:53Um.
00:55Um.
00:58Good luck.
00:59With everything.
01:24Hi.
01:26Hey, roomie.
01:28Roomie?
01:32Sorry, Flyer, this morning.
01:35I am in need of a place to live.
01:38And you are in need of a roommate.
01:41Sorry.
01:42That, um, that Flyer was meant for someone more like me.
01:47Someone quiet and academic and, well, a girl.
01:50And I, uh, I just didn't expect Zeke Evans, the school's sluttiest baseball player, to be my new roommate.
01:58So...
01:59Quite the reputation.
02:04Sorry, I, uh, I didn't mean to...
02:06It's okay.
02:08You know there's more to me than all that, right?
02:14Like what?
02:17We're making mean lasagna.
02:22Um, I'm sorry, I don't, I don't think that this is going to be a good fit.
02:25Beggars can't be choosers.
02:26What makes you think I'm a beggar?
02:31It's the first of the month.
02:33Just give me a shot, all right?
02:35Move my heads, kick me out.
02:36No hard feelings.
02:40But I promise to be a good boy for you.
02:53I don't even know, bro.
02:54I don't know, I don't do it.
02:55You don't have a mouse gun, so you, like, ran over a dog.
02:57This is like a few times, though.
02:59Like, there's no evidence, there's no case, you know, man.
03:02It's a sign, but it doesn't.
03:05Zeke, quick question.
03:07Um, why are you throwing a rager at 2pm on a Tuesday?
03:13Guys, you need to get out more.
03:15This is a hang, it's not a rager.
03:19All right, go get set up the keg or something.
03:22All right, bro.
03:28Look, I failed a bio test, okay?
03:29Thought I'd blow off some steam.
03:31Okay, well, I need to work on my portfolio, which my mentor just called.
03:35Generic and uninspiring, so could you please just...
03:38Ooh, ooh.
03:40What are you...
03:42You know what's inspiring?
03:45Dancing, right?
03:47Come on.
03:50Come on, loosen up, roommate.
03:52It'll help your art, I promise.
03:56There you go.
03:58There she is.
03:59Shut up.
04:03Zeke!
04:06Hands off your roommate.
04:09Go herd your animals.
04:10Okay, mom.
04:11Yeah.
04:12I'm Tessa, hi!
04:15Please forgive my man-whore of a brother.
04:17And thank you for housing him, he is a mess.
04:20I've noticed he just needs a friend.
04:22All he's got are fangirls and rap boys, so...
04:26To new friends.
04:31Oh.
04:32Eh eh eh eh eh eh.
04:51so what do you say babe i'll pitch you catch
04:56oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm just a fan
05:14not your type what fabian he's flirting with you right flirting with me that's that's a good
05:23one yeah flirting are you seriously that inexperienced
05:33no fine if you must know
05:38i've never even been kissed before so you've never been kissed
05:44i was always the the weird art girl
05:50i'd basically need like remedial sex set
05:57what about a what about a sex tutor
06:01huh yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose i find one of those it's not
06:06something that you can put up a flyer for
06:15you you're you're funny
06:18it's it's a joke
06:20right well not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:23you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:29stop you're
06:32you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me
06:34i'm not no i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:42well a girl like you clearly makes good grades
06:47i could use a tutor myself
06:50coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts
06:54that means no yankees
06:57you're like the yankees
06:58focus
07:02you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex
07:05what do you say
07:09so we'd like date
07:13no
07:14no strictly educational
07:17no feelings
07:18i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:22right
07:24okay
07:26let me guess
07:29you want a sweetheart huh
07:31some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:38what's wrong with that
07:40nothing
07:42there's nothing wrong with it
07:43you deserve it
07:46you deserve everything you want
07:52that's not me
07:55what do you say
07:57you help me ace my final and i'll help you find the one
08:03deal
08:07how about
08:09will you seal the deal with
08:12your first kiss
08:33i'll save it for when you're alone
08:37let's go have some fun yeah
08:46first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash
08:49dude that's nasty
08:53zeke you want in
08:53what the hell dude
08:55she's a person not a bet
08:58chill bro
08:58all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor
09:00can you please not mesh it up with my roommate
09:03she's a big girl
09:04she can handle herself
09:08she's off limits
09:09you hear me
09:11or what
09:12or i'll kick your ass
09:15yeah okay
09:15beat it i got business to take care of
09:19be lucky this is her house
09:23look
09:23ignore him
09:24all right
09:24first one to slide home
09:26wins 500 bucks cash
09:32i think that's enough studying for today
09:40so
09:41you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:44mm-hmm
09:46well
09:48i should warn you that this
09:50is a dodger home
09:52mm-hmm
09:52dodger home
09:56not anymore
09:58you're not even recruited yet
10:00no
10:00it's coming
10:03you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
10:06yeah
10:08that's if you don't flunk out
10:09oh
10:10funny
10:13well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:21so
10:23now that we're
10:26alone
10:31so you wanna know how it feels to be kissed
10:51i don't know how
10:58how do i
10:58lesson one
10:59trust yourself
11:02free
11:04just
11:07follow what feels good
11:13don't hold back
11:15beautiful
11:21um
11:23i'm sorry
11:24you uh
11:26you don't have to do this
11:30what
11:34pretend you want me
11:36i'm not pretending
11:39are you sure
11:42what makes you think otherwise
11:48because
11:51in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:56i am a fat loser with
11:59frizzy hair and thunder thighs
12:00so
12:10come with me
12:13wanna show you something
12:31uh-uh
12:33eye contact
12:34is how guys know you're into them
12:38i don't like being stared at
12:41they're admiring
12:43look at yourself
12:48what are you doing
12:51putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:56why am i staring at myself
12:57this is
12:58embarrassing
13:02call it a confidence drill
13:06can i continue
13:09yeah
13:28sorry um
13:30i
13:32i'm not used to this so i
13:33you don't have to apologize
13:36i just want you
13:37to
13:39see yourself as you are
13:43beautiful
13:50lesson three
13:52ask for what you want
13:56can
13:58can
13:59we
14:02will you kiss me
14:06hmm
14:25what
14:25was that bad did i
14:28did i do it wrong
14:29no
14:30no you
14:34you're natural
14:38really
14:39yeah don't want to get to your head
14:43well
14:44i think that we should
14:46go to bed
14:50already
14:51oh no oh my god not
14:53you and i
14:55not together
14:56separately in
14:57in our separate beds
14:59because
14:59not together that
15:00that would be
15:01crazy
15:03okay if you want
15:06you set the pace
15:07butterfly
15:09yeah
15:09i
15:09i
15:09i
15:10i
15:10i
15:10i
15:10i
15:10i
15:38i
15:38Study time.
15:40I was studying.
15:43I was working on my fastball.
15:44Yeah, and you need to be working on your organismal biology
15:47comprehension, which you clearly know nothing about, which
15:49is alarmingly concerning.
15:52So.
15:55I feel unmotivated.
15:59Come on, teach.
16:00I made my lessons fun.
16:07OK, fine.
16:12For every answer that you get wrong, you strip.
16:17But for every answer that you get right, I'll strip.
16:24Geez, Amelia, strip tutoring?
16:29I didn't think you had it in you.
16:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:32You in or what?
16:36Bring it on.
16:40First question.
16:42What's the role of the sodium-potassium pump?
16:48It's when you eat sugar.
16:55You're joking, right?
16:56All right, the sodium-potassium pump moves ions
17:01against their concentration gradient.
17:05So.
17:08Strip.
17:29I guess I should've worn a shirt.
17:36I guess I should've worn a shirt.
17:37Next question.
17:38Um.
17:40What's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels?
17:44Hmm.
17:47Your turn to strip.
17:50We'll see.
17:59Insulin.
18:07Insulin.
18:12That's cheating.
18:14That's cheating.
18:21What are you guys doing?
18:22We are just studying.
18:24Studying.
18:24Studying.
18:24Yeah.
18:26Okay.
18:28Love that.
18:29But, but did Zeke not tell you about the plan?
18:33I've got a game today.
18:34So, Tessa's here to help you get ready
18:36and bring you to the after party.
18:38Another party, Zeke.
18:39You have to study.
18:42I think it's time to practice what I taught you.
18:50So, Tessa, I'm going to be on the phone.
18:51We need to talk.
18:54Oh.
18:55My brother tells me that you don't know
18:58that you're an absolute babe.
19:01Oh, um, I mean, I know I'm not conventionally attractive, so.
19:06Conventional attractiveness is a myth.
19:09Anywho, I went shopping.
19:11It's like my love language or something, but I picked you out some outfits.
19:14you want to play dress up honestly yeah me too thank you for doing this seriously I I owe you
19:34one at least I can do for what for helping Zeke you literally saved
19:44his life because I was going to kill him if he flunked out I hope I can help him oh
19:50you can
19:50he's not dumb he just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and
19:55getting with every girl in a five-mile radius is all he's good for but I think
20:06he'll listen to you he likes you he told me so and no no no no no smiling okay I'm
20:14gonna line your lips
20:15focus let's go dude when you struck out that last batter I swear Scout's jaws are on the ground I
20:32was
20:32actually planning on throwing in
20:41Jack
20:43Amelia
20:46oh
21:00hey hey
21:03damn Fabian works fast Amanda this is the girl I wanted to see listen I want to show you something
21:09it's just right over here it's
21:10Amelia told you to leave her alone we're just having a conversation bro relax back off or he'll be watching
21:19the next game from the bench
21:24sorry pal she's coming all the way home with me tonight what the hell psycho I'm your teammate you're a
21:31piece of trash
21:37what the hell was that I thought you wanted me to practice flirting not with him he's trying
21:46he's trying
21:46he's trying to take you to the upstairs tree
21:49the what
21:50look Fabian is not good enough for you just ignore him
21:54okay
21:57wait
21:59what's the upstairs tree
22:01it's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss them under it they always ask to go upstairs
22:05with us
22:06that's the move
22:07yeah
22:08kissing a girl
22:10under a tree
22:12the upstairs tree
22:15when does that work
22:17I don't know it just does
22:19I don't understand how a tree could do that
22:25I will show you
22:29part of lesson four
22:32allow yourself to be swept off your feet
22:43that's just it
22:52okay so the story goes
22:54founder planted this tree for his wife
22:55and the seed shipped all the way from North Carolina
22:58dug the hole himself
22:59watered it every day
23:02usually the girl says something like
23:04well it seems like a lot of work
23:07wow it seems like a lot of work
23:08there you go
23:09and we would say oh the guy would do anything for a pretty girl
23:12right but
23:14usually you mean it right
23:16I mean it right now pretty girl
23:19then we would lead them
23:22behind the tree
23:25and then
23:29what
23:32do this
24:02what's it like living in a frat?
24:04what's it like living in a frat?
24:09fun
24:11baseball
24:12parties
24:14girls
24:17what about class?
24:18yeah I'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate
24:22no you
24:23make a mean lasagna right?
24:25sure do
24:27you ask nice and I'll let you taste it
24:30it's always about the sex with you isn't it?
24:33well it's what people expect from me so
24:36maybe
24:37you should try exceeding their expectations
24:41gotta be honest I think this is the most I've ever talked on an upstairs trip
24:47what does a normal upstairs trip look like?
24:52this
24:53and be honest
25:08please
25:10take an eye
25:12Lesson 5. Patience is a virtue.
25:17Build up is half the farm.
25:29That guy's gonna take his time.
25:33Savor every inch.
25:36What about lesson 3?
25:38Asking for what I want.
25:43Asking for what I want.
25:46Asking for what I want.
25:49Butterfly.
25:51What do you want?
25:54I want you to touch me.
25:57For academic purposes.
26:00Obviously.
26:03Well then.
26:06In the spirit of education.
26:09Mhm.
26:12But I'm right behind.
26:16I'm dirty and I'm fancy.
26:20And I'll meet you on my mind.
26:21What else?
26:24I want you to kiss me.
26:26Please.
26:27I don't know.
26:28With dirt.
26:38I don't know.
26:42Maybe I can't.
26:42I don't have to piss.
26:44I can't.
26:45Yeah.
26:48I can't do it.
26:50But you are just...
26:50It's more about.
26:50I can't wait for it.
26:50You're looking for it.
26:50But you're getting there.
26:51I'm not a drama.
26:52I don't know.
27:03You're reminiscing already?
27:05Shut up.
27:07I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:21Wow, that's beautiful.
27:25Hey, um, Emilio, right?
27:30I'm Sam.
27:32Second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:37You paint, too?
27:39No, I'm an actor.
27:41Aspiring, anyway.
27:43What kind of stuff do you make?
27:44Oh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:48That's wow, yeah.
27:50You have no idea what I just said.
27:52No, not at all.
27:53No, um, but maybe I could take you out and hear you tell me all about that.
28:03Can I have your number?
28:07What are you doing?
28:10Oh, I'm asking Emilio out.
28:13You know, I thought we could talk art.
28:16Since when do you care about art?
28:18Come on, man.
28:19You know I act.
28:21So what do you say?
28:24I'd love to.
28:25I'd love to.
28:27She'd love to.
28:30I'm looking forward to it.
28:36Oh, Emilio has a date.
28:38Emilio has a date.
28:39Cut it out, Tessa.
28:42It's just a hangout.
28:44I'm gonna go get some more water.
28:51Okay, Spell.
28:53What's going on between you two?
28:56Neither.
28:57I don't know what you're talking about.
28:59Yeah, right.
29:00I've literally never seen you this jealous.
29:02I'm not jealous.
29:03I'm just protecting her.
29:05Because you have a huge crush on her?
29:07No, I don't.
29:09We're friends.
29:10She doesn't see me like that.
29:12Okay.
29:14Amelia.
29:15So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:17Be honest.
29:18I think he's charming.
29:20That's for sure.
29:21Charming, huh?
29:23What about really hot?
29:24Uh, zip it.
29:25I asked her, not you.
29:29I think he's kind and generous.
29:32And super motivated.
29:34But, I think he sells himself short.
29:39I think he's more than just a slutty baseball.
29:44Damn, bro.
29:45She sees you.
29:46She's a real one.
29:47All right, what about you, Zeke?
29:48What do you think of Amelia?
29:55She's, uh...
29:57She's great.
29:58Great roommate.
29:59Total chiller.
30:02Right.
30:04Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:24Hey.
30:26So, uh...
30:27When's that test again?
30:29Vinyls are almost over.
30:32Yeah, I, uh...
30:35I took it yesterday.
30:38Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:40Well, I wanted to wait...
30:42So I could show you...
30:44My first day.
30:47Oh, my God.
30:51You did it.
30:52It's all right.
30:55Well, I couldn't have done it without you, teach.
31:07I know you.
31:10Trying to stand up now, but you...
31:17Sorry.
31:28So, you're going out with Sam, then?
31:34Yeah, um...
31:37I guess it all worked out.
31:42You got the A.
31:46I got the guy.
31:48You don't even know him.
31:49I'm doing what you told me to.
31:52Trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:56Yeah, but...
31:57But what?
31:58I'm not understanding the problem.
32:01It's no problem.
32:02What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
32:08Are you...
32:09Are you jealous?
32:13Zeke.
32:14No.
32:20Right, because...
32:22Because you're the one that said no feelings.
32:26Yep.
32:29Then I guess our lessons are over.
32:33Yeah, cool.
32:35I better go get ready for my date, then.
32:38Wish me luck.
32:40Good luck.
33:03Well, I figure as the brat's sweetheart, it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat before
33:09the big game tomorrow.
33:11That's like my sweet treat upstairs.
33:19Missed you, babe.
33:21Damn, dude.
33:22You know, you really are a psychopath.
33:26Sorry, bro.
33:26Hello.
33:30Zeke?
33:34Excuse you?
33:37What happened to the museum?
33:40We're meeting here.
33:42We were about to head out.
33:44I didn't know.
33:47Right.
33:49I'm going to go wait outside.
33:54You're seriously punting over those kinkles?
33:57Definitely not punting over your hateful ass.
33:59Don't talk about her like that.
34:13You're down.
34:16Yeah.
34:17Blast you?
34:18Yeah.
34:29What the fuck?
34:31I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:40How was your date with Sam?
34:44It was good.
34:48Cool.
34:51I'm happy for you.
35:26Oh, big talk, but he just can't get it
35:29in the hole, dude.
35:31Speaking of, thanks for striking out with Jen
35:32and sending her back my way.
35:34Shut up.
35:35You're roomy, though.
35:36Now that is a tough nut to crack.
35:38She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her.
35:40What are you talking about?
35:41Hey, don't count me out.
35:43You know it's not over until the fat lady sings.
35:47Oh, for sure.
35:49For sure.
35:50Was this about the bet?
35:51I thought you liked her.
35:53No.
35:54I like winning.
35:55Plus, it's like the best acting exercise ever.
35:58Like, miser.
35:58It's like, oh, wait.
35:59You're done.
36:00You hear me?
36:02Leave her alone.
36:02Don't text her.
36:03Don't call her.
36:03Don't even look at her.
36:05Yo, what the hell, dude?
36:06Since when you're so whipped?
36:08Yeah.
36:14You're bugging out, Zeke.
36:16What the hell?
36:17He needs to cool off or something.
36:18He's just mad, I guess.
36:19I don't know.
36:20Oh!
36:22Oh!
36:22Oh!
36:29Zeke, what are you doing?
36:31Don't talk to Sam again.
36:33I'm not doing this with you.
36:35We talked about this.
36:36I lied.
36:37What?
36:39I was jealous.
36:41The thought of him making you smile and touching you, kissing you.
36:48It drove me crazy.
36:49He's not your man, Butterfly.
36:56I am.
37:02I know I said I don't do feelings, that I'm not boyfriend material, but you changed
37:07everything for me.
37:10I want to be the man you see when you look at me.
37:14Amelia.
37:15Would you be my girlfriend?
37:22Yeah.
37:23Of course I will.
37:25I'm going to show you something.
37:40God, you're such a good teacher.
37:43Hi.
37:44I'm a good teacher.
37:45Speaking of, I think I have a few more lessons for you.
37:51Oh.
37:51I love you.
37:54I love you.
37:55I love you.
37:56I love you.
37:56I love you.
37:59I love you.
37:59What do you want, Butterfly?
38:03I want you to be my first.
38:07Are you sure?
38:10Very sure.
38:21I know it was bad, but I want to hear you tell me just how you're.
38:40I love you.
38:41I love you.
38:47I love you.
38:47I love you.
38:48I love you.
38:49I love you.
38:50I love you.
38:53I love you.
38:54I love you.
38:55I love you.
38:55still come to three
38:57can't live forever without me
39:19unfortunately i have a game today
39:20so i am gonna need that bag
39:23Oh, yeah?
39:24Yeah.
39:26Preferably sooner rather than later, actually.
39:29Sure.
39:31We should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:42It's probably just Tessa. Ignore it.
39:48Oh!
39:51Damn, dude.
39:52I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:55You sneaky bastard.
39:57Baby, get the hell out of here.
39:58Zeke?
40:00What is he talking about?
40:02Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart,
40:05on who could fuck you first.
40:07Yeah, that's enough.
40:09Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime.
40:12Oh, and you forgot this.
40:15Toodaloo. Have a nice life.
40:22Amelia, look, I can explain, OK?
40:24You slept with me to win a bet?
40:25No.
40:26No, I had nothing to do with it.
40:28Sam did.
40:30That's why I told you to stop seeing it.
40:32And you didn't tell me?
40:34How could you do this to me?
40:36How could you lie?
40:37I was protecting you.
40:40What great job.
40:43Amelia, please.
40:43Don't touch me.
41:07Don't touch me.
41:07It's Tessa.
41:10I'm sorry for texting you.
41:13You absolutely should have texted me.
41:16No, no.
41:17He's your brother.
41:18I just, I didn't know who else to talk to.
41:21You can always talk to me.
41:24I used to be able to talk to him, and now I can't even look at him.
41:31You want me to kill him?
41:32I will kill him.
41:34Tempting.
41:35Tempting.
41:36No, honestly, this is probably for the best.
41:42I never could have dated a Yankee anyway.
41:47You love him, don't you?
41:51I don't know.
41:52All I know is that I've never felt this way about anybody.
41:57It's like he's pulling me like gravity.
42:03But he doesn't feel the same way.
42:05Of course he does.
42:07My brother is an idiot when it comes to emotional stuff.
42:10But I know he cares about you.
42:13I've never seen him look at anyone the way he looks at you.
42:16If you really cared about me, he never would have lied.
42:21God, I feel so stupid.
42:25Let me talk to him.
42:26I'll set him straight, I swear.
42:28No, no.
42:29It's fine.
42:31Pretty soon, he'll be off in New York.
42:34And we'll be in LA.
42:37And we'll never have to see each other again.
42:54We need to talk.
42:58I don't feel like it.
42:59The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness.
43:03I know Mom raised you better.
43:05She told me to leave her alone.
43:07Do you care about her?
43:09Of course I do.
43:10That's not the point.
43:12The point is I'm not good enough for her.
43:14I hurt her, Tessa.
43:15It's just who I am.
43:17I'm not a relationship guy.
43:19You know this.
43:20Okay, enough.
43:21You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:24You commit to being in a relationship.
43:26I mean, it's literally that easy.
43:28You're more than a fuckboy.
43:29You hear me?
43:31So it's time to grow up and go get your girl.
43:35She deserves better than me.
43:37So be better.
43:47Hey.
43:49Can I talk to you?
43:52If you want.
44:05Is Dodger blue and white or Yankee blue and white?
44:09Dodger.
44:10This is a Dodgers home.
44:16I'm sorry.
44:18Okay, I should have told you about the best sooner.
44:24You should have.
44:28Thought I was protecting you.
44:30Thought I was doing the right thing.
44:34But the right thing isn't lying to you.
44:38So I'm gonna be completely honest from here on out.
44:45I don't wanna be just fun, butterfly.
44:49When it comes to you, I wanna be forever.
44:56I wanna keep showing you how beautiful you really are.
45:00I wanna be that gushy, romantic guy that brings you flowers and writes you poetry.
45:07I wanna be everything you want.
45:10Everything you deserve.
45:14So tell me.
45:17What do you want?
45:22What do you want?
45:24I want...
45:27I wanna trust myself.
45:31And I...
45:34I wanna follow what feels good.
45:38And I don't wanna hold back.
45:43I want you, Zeke.
45:48You too?
45:50Of course I do.
45:58Thank God.
46:00Because I already asked Coach to set up a call with the Dodgers recruiter.
46:05You did what?
46:07I told you.
46:08This is the Dodger home.
46:10I'm gonna try to get signed by them instead of the Yankees.
46:12So when you move to LA, we'll be there together.
46:18And when I said no...
46:23I'd have to pivot to plan B.
46:24I was gonna ask you.
46:25Maybe...
46:25La olha.
46:27He's on you.
46:40He...
46:41Is that what that...
46:44There you go.
46:46I they you...
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