00:00:00I'm a member of the Linus.
00:00:01I'm a member of the Linus.
00:00:04But today, I'm a member of a私人博物馆.
00:00:07I'm a member of the Linus.
00:00:10Because they give it too much.
00:00:12I'm a hundred thousand.
00:00:17You didn't want to burn it?
00:00:18It's not worth it.
00:00:20It's worth it.
00:00:22Linus, welcome to the Linus.
00:00:24The Linus is the 9th of私人博物馆.
00:00:27记住,干满一个月给你结算工资,不然,除了要赔付天价违约款,其他后果,你也自私了。
00:00:46这是什么?
00:00:47上一个月班保安。
00:00:50人怎么可能变成这样?
00:00:51这黑心女资本家,想签了合同把人吓走,专门骗违约金吧,入恋师都没见过这种死法。
00:01:01快到点了,我得走了。
00:01:10希望你能多干两天。
00:01:18一,本馆营业时间为晚十二点至到六点,不要在白天来上班。
00:01:22二,如果看到唐三彩针目兽的眼珠子在转,请立刻用红布盖住他,绝对不要和他对视。
00:01:29三,气泻欲簪。
00:01:32如果听到女人哭,请假装听不见,千万不要回答他的任何问题。
00:01:40四,无头青铜勇的头找不到了。
00:01:43如果他向你讨要头颅,把你桌子上的假人模特头扔给他,然后锁死工作间的门。
00:02:05让我看看是谁在装神弄鬼。
00:02:06我一个入殮师,连碎成八块的尸体都敢大半夜一个人疯了。
00:02:12让我看看是谁在装神弄鬼。
00:02:13什么印间场面没见过?
00:02:14什么印间场面没见过?
00:02:15雷,我不是想叫他打开我。
00:02:18雷,我不是真的像妄正的人虎 objects。
00:02:20What's the problem?
00:02:21How many things are missing?
00:02:32The owner, there is a security.
00:02:34This is not my fault.
00:02:35Don't want to pay for the money.
00:02:40I'm too nervous.
00:02:42My job is too busy.
00:02:43My job is too busy.
00:02:56I'm not sure how much I'm going to play.
00:02:58I'm going to play a game.
00:03:26Ninja!
00:03:50It's the S.T.
00:03:51It's not ourself.
00:03:54Let's go!
00:04:00What's wrong?
00:04:19What kind of power is this?
00:04:21It's still a bit weak.
00:04:23It's not tight.
00:04:23I'll fix it.
00:04:24Let's fix it.
00:04:49Ah!
00:04:59This technique...
00:04:59...it's not even in the fire.
00:05:01The guests look like it, you have to pull me a piece of it.
00:05:15The gold coins are in the world.
00:05:16The gold coins are in the world.
00:05:18挥手间让S级诡异灰飞湮灭,这究竟是什么级别阵灵式的力量?
00:05:24副队长,S级诡异八臂修罗真的就这么彻底消失了吗?
00:05:29不,诡异的力量不会消失,只会转移。
00:05:40就像你无意中击杀了一只净鬼获得他的力量一样,S级诡异八臂修罗的力量也会转移到击杀他的人身上。
00:05:46昨晚究竟是谁出手击杀了八臂修罗?
00:05:55谁啊?
00:05:56修哥,大新闻,昨晚半个城区都戒严了,听说就是照片里这尊S级大诡异搞的鬼,现在消息全网封锁,这是我朋友拍下来保存的,牛逼吧?
00:06:09这不就是我昨晚修的那尊破铜像吗?
00:06:10这是被谁批图放大了加点闪电特效吧?
00:06:14这死胖子还真是什么八卦都信?
00:06:17少信这些无聊的合成谣言。
00:06:18哥哥我当入恋师这么多年,都没碰见过什么真正的诡异事件,赶紧搬你的砖去吧。
00:06:24不过话说回来,真奇怪,上了一晚上夜班不仅不累,反而觉得浑身有用不完的牛劲。
00:06:35不对啊,什么时候多出来个第五条?
00:06:45该不会是有人知道我把那破铜像给修好了,连夜进来加上了这一条,准备赖着我吧。
00:06:54林先生,你还活着?
00:06:57当然活着,不然你见鬼了。
00:07:02能安全度过第一天,不错。
00:07:05苏秘书,这守则怎么还莫名其妙比昨天多了一条?是不是你们偷偷加的?
00:07:12别多问,你只需要无条件遵照守则上的每一条去做就行了,这样你才能活得更久。
00:07:18哎,我已经把那个铜像给修好了,我必须声明,那铜像我接班的时候它本来就是碎裂的,可不是我打碎了才修复的。
00:07:28你们资本家可别想用这事扣我的钱。
00:07:28什么?你把芭比修罗铜像修复了?
00:07:35走,快带我去看看。
00:07:50你,你居然真的把芭比修罗给完整的修复了?
00:07:53那自然,从小我就有个说不清的本事,不管什么残缺的东西,只要看一眼,我脑子里就能立刻知道它原本完整的样子。
00:08:11在殡仪馆这么多年,经我林修修复过的遗体,主打一个百分百好评。
00:08:16既然你修好了它,就要对它负责。
00:08:28如果它再坏了,那出现的后果也都要由你自己承担。
00:08:30喂,不是吧,这东西本来就是坏的。
00:08:34是我给修复好了,凭什么它再坏了,要我承担后果?
00:08:42你不会是想找借口扣我工资吧?
00:08:45还有,我倒想问问你,我把它修好了,我有什么好处?
00:08:53你已经拿到修复它的好处了。
00:08:54什么好处?我拿什么了?
00:08:59漂亮女人最会骗人。
00:09:01这女的不会想空手套白狼吧?
00:09:09这样吧,除了你已经获得的好处,老板发话了。
00:09:14你每修复一件文物,我再给你增加十万的修复费。
00:09:18十万?
00:09:19一件?
00:09:21哎呀,苏大秘书,那感情好啊。
00:09:23早说给钱不就完了吗?
00:09:24这事咱们好商量。
00:09:26要是这样的话,你放心,只要钱到位,
00:09:29我能把你这博物馆里所有的文物,全都给修好。
00:09:32包你们焕然一新!
00:09:34焕然一新!
00:09:47一件十万!
00:09:49时间一百万。
00:09:50发了发了!
00:10:01又是一天夜班开始了。
00:10:02今晚除了植夜班,我还能再修一件文物。
00:10:05Oh, my God!
00:10:26No.
00:10:27This is not a natural thing.
00:10:29It's more like a sword or sword.
00:10:32Who is this?
00:10:35What is it?
00:10:36Yes.
00:10:37This woman today,
00:10:38I'm going to take a look at me.
00:10:41I don't have a chance to do it.
00:10:49I don't care about it.
00:10:50I don't care.
00:10:50I'm going to talk to her first.
00:11:00Today, I'm going to try to fix it.
00:11:02But I also need to strengthen the invasion.
00:11:04No.
00:11:05Don't hurt me.
00:11:11I'm going to kill you.
00:11:20Not my little help, I see if they're not going to kill you.
00:11:24Take my step by step.
00:11:27Let me know you.
00:11:32Look.
00:11:33Why?
00:11:33I'll kill you.
00:11:34I'll kill you too.
00:11:34Thank you very much.
00:12:04I'll give you $10,000.
00:12:28$10,000.
00:12:29What is that?
00:12:31What?
00:12:33There's so much tools.
00:12:34They're running away.
00:12:40Who is this?
00:12:46I've got you.
00:13:02What?
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00:16:15Let's go.
00:16:30I'm going to show you the same thing.
00:16:33I don't care.
00:16:34I'm going to show you the same thing again.
00:16:51I'm so sorry.
00:16:53I'm going to believe that I'm going to be the devil.
00:17:04Let's go.
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