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00:00Watch The Vampire Lestat After Dark on AMC Plus or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:11Previously on the show formerly titled Interview with the Vampire.
00:15So, Mr. Dulac, how long have you been dead?
00:18The year was 1910.
00:20Louis, let me introduce you to Mr. Lestat de Leoncore.
00:23What exactly is the nature of your relationship with my brother, Monsieur Leoncore?
00:27I can swap this life of shame.
00:29Swap it out for a dark gift.
00:31Be my companion.
00:32For all eternity.
00:34He had a way about him.
00:35Preternaturally charming, occasionally thoughtful.
00:37He was my murderer, my mentor, my lover and my maker.
00:40All of those things at once.
00:42Claudia was everything.
00:44The life of a vampire has its challenges.
00:51Can an immortal meet mortality?
00:54Theoretically, it can be done.
00:55But could it be done by us to him?
00:58Paris was an awakening, Louis.
01:01Paris was many things in those days.
01:05Bonjour, mon amour.
01:06Are you schizophrenic, Louis?
01:08I could feel the movement of air with his movement.
01:11His breath on the back of my neck.
01:13We were on trial for murder.
01:15Love has always been difficult for me.
01:17My first paramour.
01:18Nicolas Delafonte, a violinist.
01:24You let him there so he could destroy it.
01:31Yes.
01:31You saved Louis.
01:33Banishment.
01:35But not her.
01:37Who made you?
01:38His name was Magnus.
01:41He took me from my room in Paris.
01:43As I kicked and screamed.
01:44The light's going out of your blue eye.
01:47I've come to kill you.
01:48I have the blood of Akasha in me.
01:51He didn't save you.
01:53Lestat did.
01:55I'm guessing you haven't heard from my maker.
01:57I shouldn't have left you alone with him.
01:59Make it up to me.
01:59We'll do a follow-up book.
02:01I'm companion enough for myself now.
02:02I'm sorry I don't have much time.
02:04I'm in the middle of rehearsing.
02:05I'm going on tour.
02:06I just need about 50 more years of practice.
02:23I'm a little killer.
02:25I'm a lonely one.
02:28I'm a trigger gun up your spine.
02:30Telling you to run.
02:31I'm a living shadow.
02:33I'm a last line.
02:36I'm a past and the future.
02:37The lies of the suit is a cool and death.
02:40Where the rock and roll is.
02:41Where the gifts have.
02:44Where the heart of me love and the face of the mind.
02:46Where the stupid rain.
02:49Bang, bang.
02:50Bang, bang.
02:51Bang, bang.
02:53Bang, bang.
02:54Bang, bang.
02:55I'll fall down.
02:58Burn the ground.
03:02I'll fall down.
03:06Burn the ground.
03:09Bang, bang.
03:11Bang, bang.
03:13Bang, bang.
03:15Bang, bang.
03:17Bang, bang.
03:18C'est cool.
03:49Good evening.
03:51The House wishes to extend its gratitude to the gathering for your compliance with the unorthodox prerequisites of tonight's event.
04:00Furthermore, we wish to reiterate that the anonymity that you have granted us will be given to you individually as
04:07well as to any institutions that you are representing.
04:11Stating the obvious, we are not here and neither are you.
04:18Lot 1 of 2, the master recordings of the complete works of the Vampire Lestat de Liancourt, which includes his
04:262025 self-titled album, The Vampire Lestat,
04:29additional session tracks that were discarded in the final assemblage of the album,
04:34original handwritten scores and private recordings by the Vampire Lestat himself,
04:39which include a song cycle in the classical vein set to the poetry of Baudelaire.
04:47Before we begin the bidding, I perform the following action.
05:03We will begin the bidding at 1yuan.
05:07Do I hear 1yuan?
05:11E-U-N.
05:12Sol, to the gentlewoman, 3rd row, good spirit.
05:19Lot number 2.
05:21A music box, curated by the Vampire Lestat himself,
05:27a 1978 Fernando Marciani Corinto sideboard,
05:31inside a Rosner & Zonn Mott turntable,
05:34with Bialab 90 speakers.
05:38Two, temperature-controlled wine cabinets,
05:41one holding a bottle of Kneeport 1863 port wine,
05:46the other with a magnum of blood from the curator himself.
05:50The upper level,
05:52a singular vinyl pressing of the complete works of the Vampire Lestat de Liancourt,
05:58previously delineated,
05:59along with 111 albums of audio best described as
06:04an omniscient history of the events of the 2025 album and supporting tour,
06:10and the consequential global catastrophes that sprung from said album and tour,
06:15as narrated by the Vampire Lestat himself.
06:19The collection has been named
06:21The Failures.
06:24We will begin the bidding at 50 million yuan.
06:29If you are hearing this now,
06:32you must be a very privileged individual.
06:35You could have fed a small nation for years while they paved over the rubble.
06:39You bought my box instead.
06:42I like you already.
06:44So let's begin in the middle.
06:46For I could and should have ended it there,
06:49my tour, my hedonistic pursuit of extremity.
06:53All of it.
06:54And had I done so,
06:56the regretful dead and the traumatized still alive
06:59would be somewhere other than they are today.
07:03And I am not saying that the attempted extinction of the Y chromosome
07:06across the continents was all my fault.
07:09Now that would suggest a level of self-importance even I'm not comfortable with.
07:12But upon reflection,
07:14I made a contribution.
07:17It was the spring of 2025.
07:20A good nation was making itself great again.
07:25Again.
07:27And every vampire,
07:29those converting and those enduring,
07:32well,
07:33they were doing exactly as they pleased.
07:38Those are вопросы here.
07:39But I'll be well-aware.
07:41And the play in the middle.
07:41I could just do this último episode for last year right now.
07:41The last one is you,
07:41We arecue the enemy.
07:54I've yea痴け the enemy
07:55but we need to guess and remember
07:56What is it?
07:56And the bay of 2025
07:56have got a new mirror in the middle.
07:56I could do this next year,
07:59let's do that look.
07:59The eyes are focused.
08:05Ooh, ooh, ooh, wah-ah
08:09Ooh, ooh, ooh, wah-ah
08:14Ooh, ooh, wah-ah
08:21What a long face, not for the baby
08:25I've got long face come up reason
08:29Remember the long stage that doesn't faze me
08:36I'm an actor and I make her
08:40I get fat to her when we break her
08:45What does it matter who I take her?
08:50Naturally I made the band after myself
08:52And the four that backed me played their parts as instructed
08:56There was Larry, the front man made sideman
09:00Choking his guitar neck nightly wishing it was mine
09:03Brother Alex, the more talented seedling
09:07Straight-edged in half the fun
09:10Salamander, bassist, dumb
09:12Shockingly dumb
09:13And TC, the abandoned bride of a dozen should have died in art school bands
09:19Keeping us all in the dirty pocket
09:21We dropped songs on the streams and booked intimate venues to induce what Jen's snooze called FOMO
09:28They came for cosplay left converted and I baptized them the beautiful unwell
09:33And yet here we were in the inn of the stooges and the stripes
09:38Thirty performances notched and already resting on the alps of adequacy
09:43Unacceptable
09:44I'm a piano
09:46I'm a piano
09:48I'm a forte
09:48You're l'allegro
09:50I'm a Dante
09:52With a little
09:55Drustidvé
10:08Hello
10:10Welcome to Detroit
10:11Lovely city
10:13Your song sucks.
10:15Thank you for the feedback.
10:46Oh, yeah, we're coming.
11:14Well, that was boring.
11:15Do you seem to like it?
11:17Harmony's on plastic fiends were trash.
11:19He's right.
11:19And the front head on your kick is shimmering.
11:21Turn it up a step.
11:22Singer's right.
11:23You left your tambourine in his stand, Larry.
11:25Yeah, I was feeling the guitar.
11:27No one is coming to hear your guitar, Larry.
11:29No, they come for the Aussies today.
11:31Dear Rage, call the Harmony Room.
11:32Larry Slater shredding it tonight and no one ever.
11:35You sign the checks, sir.
11:37I do, I do sign the checks.
11:38Sign this.
11:39The tambourine tomorrow is rehearsed and perfected.
11:41Suck it, sir.
11:42What do I say?
11:43You're not in Corvallis.
11:44You're Brian, the wife, early retirement, and the lawyer, a lakeboat.
11:47You speak pen.
11:48But it's funny because it's blood and I'm a liar.
11:51Notaries in Oregon don't notarize in red ink.
11:54There's the band and there's the shell that protects the band from the world's envy.
11:59Our band shell was Christine Clare.
12:02She hired, fired, dictated, and castrated with extreme prejudice.
12:09Try your best not to be you tonight.
12:09We want the car.
12:10No.
12:11We'll be good.
12:12Corvallis.
12:14What do you think?
12:17Yay.
12:19All right, Slats, out you go.
12:21I'm going into my vampire dressing room now.
12:25A little draining both ways.
12:27You'll have to guess who gets the fangs and who gets the vodka bottle.
12:30And yes, it's a vodka bottle.
12:34He did it again.
12:36Fucking hell.
12:37Did I mention that I was filming a documentary at the time?
12:40A bootless errand helmed by a first time director.
12:44I've seen a rough cut.
12:45Truthful and daring, with less war and pity.
12:47Anyone see Yarda?
12:49Yarda, sky blue waters.
12:53Where?
12:54Missing a contact again.
12:56Oh.
12:57Okay.
12:58How many drinks have you had?
13:00One and a half.
13:01Drive to the burbs.
13:02Sit by yourself in a booth at Applebee's.
13:04Order the usual.
13:05Big tip.
13:06Meet us back in the city.
13:07Now you'd think a 54 city rock tour would be a wonderful cover for a blood drinker.
13:11Hide your keel up on the bus.
13:13Wave to the morgue ports in the rear view mirror.
13:15I remember that kind of thing.
13:16But niche celebrity is a hunter's handicap.
13:19And a sloppy knight in Corvallis made urgent the need for a body double.
13:24His name was Yarda Klapek.
13:26And the Albanian gangsters Christine hired to find my doppelganger found him working construction in the Czech Republic.
13:33Three inches shorter than your velvet mouth, narrator.
13:35We fit him for lifts, blue eye contacts, and a wig.
13:39And otherwise, let him be Neanderthal me.
13:42I hunted this way and we sent him that way.
13:44And every sad photograph uploaded to reddit or discord of Yarda eating up tuna melt by himself
13:50only confirmed for most what they already believed.
13:55Let's go!
13:56That I, the Vampire Lestat, was Daniel Malloy's fictitious creation.
14:01And the Vampire Lestat, the band, was fronted by a bricklaying karaoke phonetic from Ostrova.
14:06Nothing but a desperate cash grab at the end of a chuggy vampire fad.
14:10And I've only myself to blame for the timing, having locked us in an attic for a year plus perfecting
14:15our sound.
14:16The sound, I hope, would counter Mr. Dulac's portrayal of me as a mayonnaise villain with sociopathic tendencies.
14:24I'll beside the point, because the point was, the point forever is...
14:28I know you're real!
14:29Most of humanity moved on from vampires.
14:32And rather quickly.
14:34Congratulations.
14:36Now go make friends.
14:38They lifted their heads from their algorithmic handmasters, uttered a collective, huh, and swipe left.
14:45I am the Vampire Lestat.
14:48I am a god.
14:50Gods are not swiped.
14:54The Contessa.
14:56The useful idiot.
14:58Great show.
15:00You left before we started.
15:02Yeah, I figured.
15:03Spotify some T-Rex and drag a little oneg from Dr. Fareed.
15:06Good here.
15:07Same, Jeff.
15:08I am not here.
15:09Can we mic you?
15:10TC punched the boom again.
15:12Yeah.
15:13Okay.
15:19So, uh, you and Louie talking again?
15:23He doesn't return my texts.
15:25Or my telepathy.
15:28I hear he's back in the States.
15:32We good?
15:33We're good.
15:35It's late.
15:37Okay.
15:40You've been alive and undead for 265 years.
15:44You witnessed the French Revolution firsthand.
15:46The electric light, penicillin, two world wars, the atomic bomb, the moon landing, the Berlin Wall...
15:53Joey Chestnut.
15:54What?
15:55He eats hot dogs for a living.
15:57He's extraordinary.
15:58I hoped to meet him one day.
15:59Was there a question?
15:59Having accumulated profound wisdom and experience through the dark gift of immortality,
16:04why have you chosen to waste at singing music no one wants to hear in pants no one should ever
16:10squeeze into?
16:11You ask this question every night.
16:13And I get a different answer every night.
16:14You get me to repeat myself soon enough.
16:16I am sure once you confront your transformational trauma.
16:19I don't have transformational trauma.
16:22That's why these movie producers hired you, Danny Malloy, Vampire Slayer.
16:26They said you requested me.
16:28Absurd.
16:29Oh, as absurd as a documentary about a rock band posing as vampires fronted by an actual vampire.
16:36Directed by a vampire passing as a human.
16:39You tell him for me.
16:41Is it true you were a stutterer as a child?
16:44Louie said you were.
16:51Was he there in 18th century Auvers?
16:53He said you told him that.
16:54Did I threaten Claudia with rape on a train?
16:56Was I in the room when Don Asetti wrote Don Pasquale?
17:01No.
17:02No.
17:03And impossible because I had buried myself underground for the vast majority of the 1800s.
17:08I wrote what he told me.
17:10I don't have trauma.
17:11I love being a vampire.
17:13And can you drop the fledgling speak and spell?
17:15No.
17:22The dark, dreary, industrial world has finally submitted to automation.
17:31Laborers stand in their doorways hitting their pipes as their children have pipe in their drained empty swimming pools.
17:39Drugstores locked up baby formula and shaving cream while Saks ate Barneys and someone told everyone that Lululemon was sexy.
17:50Facts are irrelevant.
17:55Facts are irrelevant.
17:57Facts are everything.
17:58And the value of human life, it has never been more arbitrary.
18:04David, Freddy, Prince Rogers.
18:08They're all gone.
18:10And the lights on Tay-Tay's ears have dimmed.
18:14Fire coming down the hill.
18:16Water moving in on Nantucket.
18:20No more safe spaces.
18:25It's my era now.
18:31Post Malone and Jelly Roll playing there tonight.
18:3360,000 for a face tattoo Palooza.
18:36You played an 800 seat venue.
18:38How is it your era?
18:43I'm vain and shallow and pure and empty seat.
18:45Ask me an easy one.
18:48Is it true your band was formed on Halloween?
18:57You were listening to The Failures.
19:01Album 2, Side B.
19:26What do you think?
19:28It's nice.
19:30Nice?
19:31Yeah.
19:31It's nice.
19:32I don't see Beyonce covering it, but it's nice.
19:37Nice is nothing.
19:39It's nice.
19:40Nice is a balloon.
19:41That you back write music.
19:41A flower box is nice.
19:43It's nice.
19:43You got yourself a nice place.
19:45It's a nice word.
19:47And it says everything I want it to express.
19:49Don't be a bitch about it.
19:52You should come visit.
19:53Mm-hmm.
19:55I have a space above the bed in one of the guest rooms.
19:58I can't find a painting for her.
19:59Oh, a guest room?
20:01You want me to come and see your guest room?
20:03It's an affluent neighborhood.
20:05Old money, young professionals.
20:08A smattering of Christ de Troce from Bébé.
20:11Good eating.
20:14Same potholes, but no hurricanes.
20:18No witches.
20:20Everyone mangles French just like you do.
20:23Come to me.
20:25Montreal.
20:26I am he, and he is me.
20:30That's baggage here.
20:32I get it.
20:33I get it.
20:34Besides, there's an Olmstead Park nearby if I get homesick.
20:38And there's a garage band rehearsing across the street
20:42who call themselves, of all things, Satan.
20:47They call themselves, of all things, Satan?
20:50Satan's Night Out.
20:52Satan's Night Out?
20:54Out.
20:54Satan's Night Out.
20:56Okay.
20:56Makes sense.
20:57Louie, do you know someone called Daniel Malloy?
21:02Uh...
21:03I burned his laptop!
21:04I didn't know he had it saved in the cloud.
21:06I only found out it was coming out a month ago.
21:08You've known for a month?
21:09And you talk about me and it to a mortal?
21:11Well, yeah.
21:12Uh, yeah.
21:13Gonna...
21:13You know?
21:14No, I don't know, Louie.
21:17Please...
21:17Explain yourself.
21:18It's gonna be here and gone in a minute.
21:20No one reads anymore.
21:22The stat is like whatever.
21:24100%.
21:25But Armand...
21:26He's like mysterious.
21:28Yeah.
21:28There's layers.
21:29Here.
21:29You have to do that toile in the Louvre.
21:32And all the boomers did the field to go see the other boss of the farm with his resting batrice.
21:37I skipped all that and I would help you see my beta boy in the corner of the room.
21:40Mmm.
21:43I'll do it.
21:44You have to do it.
21:46You have to do it.
21:47I'll kill it.
21:48I'll kill it.
21:49I'll kill it.
21:50I'll kill it.
21:50I'll kill it.
21:50And I'll kill it.
21:55I'll kill it.
21:55The stat, man.
21:57He's going to burn the French people on Rural Street.
22:00100%.
22:00How wildsleeve there?
22:02Huh?
22:04Do you want to become a member?
22:05There's 10% of it.
22:06No, don't you!
22:11Huh.
22:14Oh.
22:15I know what infinitesimal means.
22:19It was raining.
22:20No.
22:21No.
22:24Never...
22:27...fucking...
22:28...layer!
22:29I'm not a harlequin.
22:30Your sources are your sharpens.
22:33Your editor is your priest.
22:36Don't go to the M.
22:38Jesus out!
22:40Why must you complicate it?
22:43We got twins!
22:45Can you please?
22:48Hello.
22:51Hello.
22:52Oh, I wanted the full-size box.
22:54Is that it?
22:55Is that it too?
22:56Thank you!
22:59Oh.
23:00Your camera is not period correct.
23:03I have a peanut allergy.
23:05Well, allergies are delusional.
23:08Take the mounts.
23:09You'll take whatever I give you.
23:11Yeah?
23:12Oh, I'm sorry.
23:14Oh.
23:16Oh.
23:17Oh.
23:21Oh.
23:27Oh.
23:33Oh.
23:35Oh.
23:37Oh.
23:40Oh.
23:41Oh.
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23:59Oh.
24:10This is in 1979, Bela Lugosi is not dead.
24:15You don't need to finger her for five bars.
24:18You're hurting her.
24:22Apologies for the squire.
24:24My man, Arturo, will come in the morning with your replacement and a new front door.
24:31More frequent showers.
24:39What was the question again?
24:41Why music?
24:42Hey, hey!
24:45Why now?
24:46Dude, that was sick.
24:48What are we doing here?
24:51We're doing a rewrite.
24:54So this whole tour is just some ironic reaction to my book.
24:59Who better to refute the book than the man who wrote the book?
25:05The songs are my story.
25:07Your documentary, The Liner Notes.
25:09Liner Notes?
25:10I won two Pulitzers.
25:11I'm taking this thing to Cannes.
25:14Okay?
25:14I'm gonna be slapping Chris Rock and stroking my Oscar.
25:19The brat sings.
25:20The brat dies.
25:21The great laws are clear on this.
25:35First, the book.
25:42Now, the singer.
25:43This is chaos.
25:44It does a bit of share behind it.
25:46If he comes to your people, kill him.
26:14Kill him.
26:25Call him, pick him.
26:27Call him, pick him, pick him.
26:27Call him.ый
26:39.ع王
26:40Call him.
26:40Be quiet.
26:40Be quiet.'ve
26:43already talked about
33:30Well,
33:30we're not here.
33:33You are listening to THE FAILURES.
33:37album five side B if you take nothing else away from your exorbitant purchase
33:44heed this advice never play two nights in Detroit you'll wind up in Windsor with
33:51the broken orbital bone listening to transactional sex through the adjoining
33:54walls how I came to this squalid real estate is the premise of side B album
34:00five so come now the boutique hotel we were staying at was having a grandish
34:09opening that night and the band was asked to lend its celebrity status to the
34:13event there was a red carpet the pap line and a vampire DJ of some renown seducing
34:21corporate employees provincial influencers and party crashing I was having sex in an
34:29elevator with D and the girl I had just overindulged myself with early in the
34:34night actually that happens later a lot of things happened that night the band is
34:46inside with Dan and the VIP purge I'm giving the paps my pussycat with no idea
34:53that I would be in a fang fight less than an hour later
34:56no no no no I'm getting ahead of myself again I arrive fashionably late of course
35:02state your name for the camera baby Jinx okay baby tell me why do you like the vampire Lestat
35:09like I'm gonna be in the movie oh you're in it now I am feeling good surfing the sublime
35:17candy flipped wave of the girl's blood the girl is feeling good riding the wonders of Dr.
35:26Fareed's blood transfusion quick pick-me-up cocktail
35:29who is this guy cuz like rock and roll it's dying I sat there soaking up her praise along with
35:36the band
35:36still somehow blind to the vampiric mysteries of their front man so what if the dead and buried
35:42past was now a fresh and eager groupie it's rock and roll you know have a nervous breakdown on stage
35:49chatted up with the floating girl in the ceiling you almost killed have sex with
35:59and so then everybody's like is rock and roll actually dying were you a stutterer as a child
36:06they walk in the ER they are like the doctor unless that's the scalpel I'm the scalpel
36:13printed t-shirts and so he the scalpel cuts into rock and rolls heart like he cut into mine tonight
36:23and he has the heart in his mouth he's like do you want to fuck and rock and roll is
36:30like yes bitch
36:31I excuse myself to the men's room didn't read about vampire physiology and mr. Dulac's memoir did you
36:39no mention of the scars on my chest either hair stopping way above my shoulders and just for
36:45the record no ticket pocket of mine ever had these initials inscribed onto them I mean these
36:50are the editorial wags of an insane person note to self edit that out in the final version starting
36:58again vampires P we don't do it as often as you do assuming you're not one of us and we
37:05generally avoid
37:06ego-friendly urinals
37:39bear russ
37:42russ
37:43pronouns hmm and yet it's respectful like silence of the urinal
37:49mm-hmm
37:50he's got a bit uh crossed we were mining each other the other night russ here has a hot mouth
37:57and a strong pelvic floor I admire your aim
38:02hmm long face sucks russ wanted to apologize
38:08what black licorice why do I have to feel
38:14hmm I like those ones
38:16Franklin mr. Shankly almost ruined the queen's dead I apologize accept it
38:23we have a coven out here in Detroit
38:26do you the Fang gang you want to see a real vampire bar come with us
38:31we have a huge house out past Bradmore
38:34our own farm under the floorboards
38:37hmm sure what about tomorrow night
38:40you're on the road tomorrow night
38:42yes it was me being polite
38:46no that was you lying
38:48hmm
38:48eco-friendly urinals
38:50good for the planet so we're told
38:53good for vampires
38:54hmm
38:55we chardonnay them
39:02and then there's regional vampires
39:06always trying to make a name for themselves
39:09I chardonnay them too
39:11obligations I'm afraid
39:13but please do send my most sincere bonjour to your bright maurice governor
39:22lilac
39:37I have a blind spot when it comes to blood poisoning
39:40I didn't think a vampire of my stature would know better
39:43but then there's that old saying
39:45you fool me once shame on me
39:47you fool me twice MDMA and LSD are excellent drugs
39:51bounce bounce bounce bounce
39:53twirl twirl
39:55overshare
39:57I saw your soul
39:58I saw yours too
40:04still feeling good
40:06I went looking for my band
40:08looking for sex
40:09looking for anything
40:11that radiated the fun that I sang about in my song
40:14long face
40:15and then
40:18regionals
40:20what did you say that long face sucked
40:22long face sucks
40:24does it suck
40:25I wondered
40:27did you ever point
40:29and then I thought
40:30ooh
40:31they want little scrap with the scalpel
40:34no worries
40:35I thought I have the queen's blood in me
40:36I could take 20 regionals at once with the queen's blood
40:40where's the band
40:43where's the band
40:43then
40:43they called corporate bullshit
40:47went to party
40:49upstairs
40:51so I'm scoring dick pills in Mogadishu for a UN peacekeeper
40:56when in walks Stuart Copeland
40:58wearing a kufi and a mouthful of ammo
41:01so I thought about having sex with Christine
41:03and then I thought
41:04it's all the way upstairs
41:05and then I thought
41:07I'm the scalpel
41:08what does the scalpel do between here and upstairs?
41:15Mr. Delac's memoir tiptoed around vampire sex didn't it?
41:20he and Dan made it out to be this tortured act or obligational foreplay before blood drinking
41:26that is not the case at all
41:28it's not the capstone of vampiric desires
41:30that would be the taking of life
41:32and next would be a good draining
41:33leaving your victim near death unparalyzed for an unhurried escape
41:37and after that
41:39there's the petticoot
41:40the little drink
41:41the sip
41:42and after those three
41:44it's sex
41:45so now you know
41:46the fourth best thing a vampire can do
41:49to avoid thinking about the past
41:50is to have sex
41:52sex
41:53sex
41:53and I have had a lot of sex over the years
41:56it's not all pain and toxicity
41:58I have an immortal life
41:59and I carry with it an immortal erection
42:02and I am not ashamed of it
42:04sex is fun
42:05like the fun I sing about in Longface
42:07which looking back on it now does suck
42:12I still have residuals coming in actually
42:15carnal pleasure is essential to a vampire survival
42:19if only to keep time's baggage from burying you
42:24sex with the bellman and Dee
42:26and honey trapping baby Jenks
42:29probably should have gotten off the seventh floor when I had gotten off
42:35but I didn't
42:39I'm getting married in a week
42:42I'll never forget you
42:51love for
42:52no vampire shall ever reveal his or her true nature to a mortal
42:57and let the mortal live
42:58you do know it's 2025
43:03close the wall my dear
43:05you'll not want to see this
43:08hmm
43:09the tooth team
43:11the fang gang
43:16I killed a pack of wolves when I was immortal
43:19I'll most likely tell you about that later as I let it define me for a time
43:23a normally confining architecture and a thrift store coven galvanized by medieval dogma wouldn't faze me in the least
43:31I'm building a career that supports my well-being
43:33but
43:34the drug blood in my sex legs and the distracting past my music had unleashed on me put me at
43:40a momentary disadvantage
43:43I'm in charge of my work-life balance
43:45law four
43:46as if the Dulac Malloy memoir hadn't outed us all two years ago
43:49the bellmac
43:50as if my entire stage show wasn't a bawdy burlesque of is he or isn't he
43:55as if half the vampire population outside the ruined port of Detroit wasn't waving the dog give like red cups
44:02in a piss bar
44:03collecting fledglings like they were the booboo dogs
44:06I mean I haven't even told my band I was an actual vampire
44:10I was just singing my songs and fucking my food
44:13and defending myself from the vibrant life choices I had made
44:15on my way from the Auvergne countryside to the eighth floor of this why bother hotel
44:20and this is how it was all going to end for me
44:23we are the fang gang
44:25we are the children of the darkness reborn
44:33our mom told the truth if you met him
44:36what the fuck does that even mean
44:39I thought there was an after party on the asshole floor
44:42I like to think I was owed the reinforcements
44:46Dan and the oddly familiar DJ
44:49but that's me looking back on it now
44:51anything I had done to deserve their timely rescue hadn't happened yet
44:55I'd be dead I think without Dan
44:58but then maybe more of the world would still be alive
45:01had Dan not rallied his army downstairs
45:06consider this sliding door of Dan
45:08as you decant my blood and devour my words
45:24it's hard hiding near a god
45:27you're for real?
45:29CCTV
45:29eco flush toilets
45:31IMF freezing your accounts because you have the blood of a patricidal queen inside you
45:35hello again
45:38we have to live off you
45:40telemasker dragged me into that
45:42and once you reveal yourself you have to be on all the time
45:46and remember every face you've ever met
45:48and everywhere you go everyone remembers the thing they said to you in the room that you shared
45:55were you a stutterer as a child?
45:59this is why gods prefer hiding in the clouds
46:03there's nothing there
46:06but water waiting to fall
46:15so many opportunities to call it a night that night
46:20after the song unleashed the muses
46:23after I saw my first soul
46:26after I was nearly decapitated in a boutique hotel hallway
46:32after my vampire nature was revealed to the band
46:35and my vampire gift winged me away north of the rivers off of the country
46:43but I was saved from such rational thought
46:47love will do that to you
47:19I got myself in a so of
47:21There's something I can't get out of.
47:25Music's opened up to that job, and I'm not sure if I can close it again.
47:35I'm not really at my best, but...
47:42It's very nice to see you again.
47:49I like what you've done with your hair, Mike.
47:54Mike.
48:02My...
48:03Gabriel.
48:07It's not much of a reveal, I guess.
48:10I know it's common gossip now.
48:12The first thing one thinks about when my name comes up.
48:16I assume a privileged individual such as yourself enjoys a little dirt in their sandwich.
48:24So I serve it to you now.
48:27How it felt then.
48:32Fledgling.
48:34Lover.
48:37Mother.
48:40Listen to tracks from the Vampire List ad wherever you stream music.
48:46If you're still listening after the last hour, welcome back.
48:51So bring on the music.
48:52Give me a million more screams.
48:54Do you kill people?
48:57Give me a million more screams.
49:01Let's talk about your mother.
49:04I've been a bad woman.
49:05My makeup culprit is my mom and I can't.
49:10Give me a million more screams.
49:15You are caught in great danger with the stuff.
49:18You stole my personal position.
49:21You hired my biographer.
49:24The songs are not about you.
49:27I want to stay in bad.
49:29Eat in black and correct.
49:31I want to stay in bad.
49:31Shall we do it?
49:32Shall we scorch the mortal world?
49:34I want to stay in bad.
49:36Eat in black and correct.
49:37What do you think about the great conversion?
49:40Fucking stupid.
49:41I want to stay in bad.
49:44Eat in black and correct.
49:47You are listening to The Failures, album eight, side A.
49:57At the top of our first episode, we show a scene that is probably happening in real time after a
50:06bunch of catastrophic events have happened.
50:13If you are hearing this now, you must be a very privileged individual.
50:24What makes this season special is that it's still the same characters that you love and know from the previous
50:29seasons.
50:30We're just putting them in an entirely new world.
50:32And as they do in the books and as we do in this show, like the world continues to crack
50:36open larger and larger.
50:42Just like the plot changes, the whole attitude of the show changes and we move into this completely crazy rock
50:50and roll world.
50:54He did it again.
50:56A lot of the beauty and elegance that you would usually see him surrounded by is gone.
51:01It feels really grungy and really rough and really raw.
51:05And so it was a very fun environment to be putting him in.
51:13Come to me.
51:14Montreal.
51:15I am he and he is me.
51:18Louis and Lysada FaceTiming and you're probably going to get the sense that Louis is going to come over pretty
51:22soon.
51:22They'll probably get back together or like work it out.
51:25Nice?
51:25Yeah.
51:26It's nice.
51:27One of the first conversations I had with Roland and Hannah and the writers was that I think Louis has
51:33watched just a ton of YouTube in his time off.
51:38You know?
51:38Like cat videos.
51:41Probably Hungrily.
51:45Louis, do you know someone called Daniel Malloy?
51:47Well Lysada finds out about the book and then that completely throws all those plans out of the window.
51:51One of my favorite things about this second season of Interview with the Vampire is that I burned his laptop.
51:58I didn't know he had it saved in the cloud.
52:00Louis sets fire to a laptop to try and erase the book.
52:04Um, but like no one told him about the cloud.
52:08I only found out it was coming out a month ago.
52:10You've known for a month and you talk about me and it to a mortal?
52:13Well, yeah.
52:14Uh, yeah.
52:15But, you know?
52:17No, I don't know, Louis.
52:19Please explain yourself.
52:20Both Louis and Lysada are not necessarily happy with the way that either of them were portrayed in the book.
52:26It's like a mix of guilt and probably a sense of vengeance about it.
52:30Lestat sees that book come out.
52:33Sees what he perceives are lies and distortions, mistruths.
52:38And he's like, you know what?
52:39I'm gonna set the record straight.
52:41Was he there in 18th century Auvers?
52:43He said you told him that.
52:44Did I threaten Claudia with rape on a train?
52:46No. And impossible.
52:49Daniel Malloy is an investigative journalist of the absolute top shelf.
52:53Who better to refute the book than the man who wrote the book?
52:57He has an incorrigible need to find out what the truth is.
53:02Why do you like the vampire Lestat?
53:04If he comes to your people, kill him.
53:07There was an after party on the asshole floor.
53:10This isn't just sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
53:13It's sex, drugs, rock and roll, and sucking blood out of people's necks.
53:19You're for real?
53:31Yeah, that's a good job.
53:37Blackgrass is just a great song.
53:39It's about the first kill that Lestat made after he reconciled with Louis in New Orleans.
53:45Didn't blink, didn't try to run, I caught a real eye one.
53:52Particularly in episode one, you do see that he's pushing and pushing
53:56to get this sort of moment of grace, to be completely engulfed in the music.
54:02But just as I was about to bridge the bridge with murder and mayhem,
54:07something quite surprising happened.
54:10And that's what he gets from Black Licorice.
54:12He does have his first breakdown.
54:15Of many.
54:16Muses appeared in my mind and in the now around me.
54:20He realizes that he was the one that was holding them back.
54:24So then all of a sudden it cracks open and the real thing starts to appear.
54:28And that sound I had been grinding them for was finally unleashed.
54:34He started it to be, I'm gonna go and tell my story.
54:37I'm gonna do a rewrite. This is my version of Revence.
54:40And it's evolved into something different. He's tapped into his past.
54:55Which one of you's OD'd before?
54:57And it was early on though?
54:57Ran for it.
54:58In Gord.
54:58Oh, my God.
55:29Oh, my God.
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