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Love Island (UK) - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:22I'll take you for a ride.
00:24Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man.
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format, we had nighttime entrances.
02:22Hey, surprise, how's your day?
02:23Nice to meet you, ready to be amazed?
02:30How are we getting out of here?
02:31How did he get out of here?
02:32Oh.
02:34Oh.
02:35Oh.
02:36Oh.
02:36Hold on.
02:37Oh my gosh, help me.
02:38Woooo!
02:41Woo!
02:41Ha-ha!
02:42Oh my god!
02:46Woo!
02:48Oh my god.
02:50Oh, I'm going to be sorry.
02:54Oh my!
02:55What the hell?
02:57Hey!
02:59Yeah!
03:00Oh my god.
03:02Help, help!
03:06Thank you, thank you.
03:09Oh
03:11My
03:13Yes
03:15Hi
03:15What do you think you're right? Did we get L?
03:18Oh sweet, probably
03:18Let's get L
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to me
03:25Here's to us
03:26Here's to us
03:27Here's to we
03:28Here's to you
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:44I'm coming with the flow
03:48Hello? Hello? Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone
03:53Where have they gone?
03:55Get me me our jammer
04:02Hello, it's me
04:04Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:08The funny Scottish guy
04:10Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio, where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series
04:20Fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Where is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:53Can't even see the plane
04:54Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04i'll take to the air again ah anyone know i have to steer these things
05:13do these things have a break oh my gosh
05:22and that's how free i want to be oh i think i found them
05:27and here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:34how are we doing guys you's lovely gorgeous perfect settings ready to get going oh my god
05:43it's sensational look at the view love
05:49i just love kissing people no like it cut that
05:56cut that out oh my god
06:00oh it's a hat guys look at me okay
06:08i feel like i'm like a hologram version of me like i'm not actually here yet like i cannot process
06:13this
06:35i haven't had a mirror so i don't know what i bloody look like
07:02what's that saying you've got to break a few hearts for you
07:05you're prince is that it i know to kiss a few frogs isn't it well that's my saying i've changed
07:12it
07:13i don't think there's anyone like me on planet earth period like i actually just don't and if you
07:18if you know someone like me please call the number here but i don't think you do i genuinely think
07:23i'm
07:24not even i'm not even waffling this is no chicken waffle yeah i genuinely think i could beat a shark
07:31in a fight as in if if i'm in the sea and the sharks at me one-on-one i'm
07:39coming out on top there
07:40isn't i'm like there's any of my friends call them at home i promise you i've been saying this for
07:45years all you gotta do is come and bang that's it's gone you didn't even see that coming thank you
07:58having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the islanders big entrance
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up
08:05this time there are no games it's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves genius
08:12get the islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed
08:18so yes laband is doing things a little differently this year but one thing that will never change are
08:24the get to know you chats they're as awkward as ever right do you need help no are you yeah
08:32i think
08:35it's all right elegant look at that profession yeah you have to be careful okay oh my god
08:42this is how you get the ick though what on something like this no do you want to get some
08:46water um
08:48yes please i'll just i'll let me get you something yes bear with bear with bear with
08:55work it wait you got what you what you eating all right so all these bro help yourself oh this
09:00is cool
09:03all right i wanted water but that you do do brazilian jiu-jitsu no what is wrong what that is
09:10no no no that is really neat i'm actually never dating one who does it because i'm like i can't
09:14cope
09:14with that i feel like people judge me yeah just something based on how i look yeah like i'm a
09:19boy yeah um i do think you do give that i wouldn't say i am you do give yeah oh
09:26you're not gonna lie
09:38what's the scottish lingo then what's ireland is that just like yeah yeah aye aye what else is
09:43there i'm trying to think what would you call that in the kitchen like see that bit where the sink
09:48is
09:51what what oh what the bit in the middle it's an island no like what what oh hang what is
09:59that to
10:00you like a countertop it's a kitchen i don't know it's uh uh what would you call it oh go
10:07put that on
10:08the counter counter yeah counter yeah that's a bunker a bunker hi hi hi do you want a new cup
10:17yes
10:18here's one where are the cups what do you need cups yeah for what water yeah oh this all this
10:31is
10:31this is fresh is it wash it out no i'm rinsing it they're used to use the filter in the
10:37fridge
10:37angelista did eventually get her chat with opie about 30 seconds before the sun came up
10:51as we saw on the main show it wasn't long before jasmine learned that lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words i feel like you're very promiscuous you could be like no not in a bad
11:02no i mean like you are very sexy you're very sexy promiscuous no maybe i use that word wrong
11:08i'm so far off of that you have no idea that's not promiscuous maybe i chose the wrong
11:13nelly fattardo song it should be man eater yeah yeah
11:20you think lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst but au contraire
11:25turns out he was just getting started
11:28a tart is a good thing it's like a it's like a fuck no no i would say aiden's a
11:34top tart
11:36are we calling are we calling each other tarts yeah yeah i don't know about that bro this is
11:44this is lost on me all right i'm just not going to speak for the next yeah you know he
11:47said i look
11:48promiscuous what does that mean what do you mean what does that mean like that mysterious
11:53yes that's that's what i thought no do you know what it means
11:57no like you're like a hoe yes that's what it means i'm not sure that like a hoe is the
12:03exact oxford
12:04english dictionary definition of promiscuous bit close enough jasmine
12:14in this next unseen clip ellie has something she wants to get off her chest my mum named my boobs
12:20is phil and grant yes which one's phil and which one's grant i don't know that's you don't know
12:25that's hard choice can i name them now then right can i have a look yes so i'm thinking
12:32in wait what did what did she call them phil and grant like the mitchell brothers
12:42i've never heard of them these standards oh phil and grant okay okay
12:48i don't think we're going to beat it we'll go phil and grant i don't think you can beat it
12:52it's an
12:53absolute belter now everyone does she actually like like she doesn't actually say that though like when
12:58you come downstairs she put it on her instagram story when i had it was the one year she went
13:04happy one year to phil and grant hey look
13:20ever wondered what it would be like if we had alan partridge on love island well lorenzo is giving us
13:26a pretty good idea in this unseen clip uh-huh where are you from you me
13:34wherever about this is that though is that up yeah okay i'm down it's not down it's out
13:40round the m25 yeah about that i don't know what's your junction
13:53how do you not know you come off on a junction i know the moe way we're probably quite close
13:58junctions
13:59yeah i think we are yeah i feel like i'm seven and like you're i'm like five and you're like
14:03seven
14:04i don't know how they how do they like work out where the junk is my way don't end
14:07where does it start where does it end because there isn't if you've got london in the middle
14:12right hartfordshire is north but this is where i get a little bit lost so just slow
14:16i just know london's in there and that's as good as it gets what what what are you finding lost
14:20i
14:20just said london's in the middle okay carry on right london there this is this is where is it like
14:27just
14:27north of london north north west northeast yes yes yes okay just simple simple words you've got
14:35north of london you've got hartfordshire you've got essex yeah and then you've got kent no yes so
14:41you go around the m25 you go wrap it around yes you go around the m25 then are you actually
14:48understanding this or is it no no no i i know my maps okay you're actually good with my maps
14:53yeah do
14:54you drive to we're like that yeah i drive in scotland i'm fine all right do you drive on the
14:59right in scotland yeah do you drive on the right in scotland is it is no way do you are
15:05what is it
15:06is it left hand drive like normal no like you drive on the left it's just the same as england
15:11same as england right oh my god you never know because it's a different fucking land so they have
15:21junctions time for a quick dip into our islanders pre-show interviews to ask opie
15:40what are you like people always think i'm all right i'm going to be uns uns all the time but
15:45i'm actually
15:46ah i ran out of time we'll come back after to find out in his own words what opie like
16:07welcome back to love island unseen bit
16:13we're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa here
16:17we go one two three i believe in cheese can you stop please no my g because i'm repping about
16:28cheese
16:28anything you want from us girls go to n's pose come back and then i'll go if you say so
16:37we'll give you the energy boost you need we've got hard hitting clips
16:46and full body flips fantastic just say it like it is like a duck on water that's the water
16:53you it's the same thing this year's islanders really are the goats
17:04i'm not even trying that one
17:06what the is going on
17:10earlier we rudely interrupted opie while talking about his favorite subject opie but what's opie like
17:19people always think i'm all right i'm going to be uns uns all the time but i'm actually like
17:24i mean there's there's like again opus is a different opes opes is a i'm like an onion you
17:29see that whole thing with shrek i'm like an onion opes is an onion caption that opie's onions
17:38not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea opie but you
17:44do
17:50yeah
17:50islander ellie is flying the flag for scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at
17:55mallorca airport but not inside the villa is shrek scottish yeah it's who shrek yeah yeah that's
18:02just a wild comment to just whack out with that's a good point actually i didn't think of that are
18:06you
18:06calling her shrek scottish isn't he you're in bed with shrek well done fiona
18:16donkey so what am i shrek is that what like what you can be fiona and then he can be
18:21lord farquhar
18:27where is that ogre
18:34that was a fab impression where is that ogre
18:40luckily she didn't she didn't turn into an ogre
18:44and so ellie discovered that a snog from aiden wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55i took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could
18:59get any more blue
19:04but it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulette
19:10one by one around us had to pick a phone out at random
19:15that phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
19:29so let's do a callback and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:39oh here we go okay
19:44i'd suck all the times again
19:46oh
19:47perform your favorite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:53oh no i'm scared you've got to lie down though and then put this leg over like this
20:07i love that one too
20:10great position yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that
20:15it's called the samurai special
20:23say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:27oh
20:30the couple that i can't see working i'd probably say sam and robin i don't think sam's got to know
20:36lola i
20:37think sam and lola could be
20:40could be a little vibe going on yeah i think robin should be with i think she should be with
20:47george
20:47oh
20:49because she likes george
20:52so
20:54i like robin so
20:57and
21:14this is
21:17It's your time to shine.
21:18Do you want to see the sun?
21:19Do you want to see the sun?
21:21Yes!
21:25Oh, f***ing.
21:25I'm so excited.
21:26Ha ha ha ha!
21:30Ha ha ha!
21:31Ha ha ha ha!
21:31Ha ha ha ha!
21:33Say that, eh?
21:34You win!
21:35You can just do it in here.
21:36Oh, do it in here, look.
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:40Oh, I don't know how to do it though.
21:40Yay!
21:42Go, 15!
21:43Tom!
21:44Oh, look at these times!
21:45Yay!
21:45Woo!
21:46Oh, look at these times!
21:49It's all love, brother!
21:50It's all love!
21:50It's all love, man!
21:51How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, matey.
21:55Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
21:56Ha ha ha!
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No.
22:13No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally!
22:18Not normally!
22:18Hands up for toe-sucking!
22:20Oh!
22:21There's more than we thought!
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot!
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:40Ha ha ha!
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting a toe-sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:49Oh, not after that performance!
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03Whatever you want.
23:04All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What'd you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot.
23:17But I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mmm.
23:21Like I say, I'm all about the arms.
23:24You've never said that.
23:25Like I say, like I'm supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa, and that a latte is
23:48a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57That's me.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out of the cup.
24:08Two, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24All the way to the top?
24:26Just try that.
24:27Try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:34Mmm.
24:35Nice.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be carrying it on there.
24:48Don't be fussy.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05But I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Ed, then I'll have a double shot.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you flirting with me?
25:32No.
25:32Oh, that's right.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, grand.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything.
25:38And imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it will feel like.
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:55It's time for a break.
25:57So, we'll have to come back later and find out...
26:00What's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So, let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you, Sean?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:27Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:28Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:30Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:31Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:32Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the death rate.
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bowie?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Mate, well, go blow your nose.
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dusted your head.
27:07Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mets.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:21Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:32Oh, my God.
27:32A period of platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb.
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus.
27:37Does it sweat water, blood or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53That's to be fair though.
27:53You're not a teacher.
27:55I don't teach the kids that, don't I?
27:57Today with platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read like chick flicks, you know, when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like, you're reading like psychological books.
28:12Like that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:20Yeah, you are out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does like murder mystery.
28:30Ooh.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget told us.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I lowkey know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:42Like you should know this shit.
28:44Like who doesn't know this hard arm they're living their life not knowing this stuff.
28:47You just continue your big chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying like, hey everyone.
28:51Oh man.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:00Then you came over here and you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish comics.
29:11These are taking the time.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:19Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture taken.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:34Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool
29:49actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanky now.
29:52I'm serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down and we have to go out.
29:56I know.
29:56We have to go out.
29:58Scotland's up with me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up then.
30:08You come right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:17When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs.
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's actually pulled me a butt.
30:45Can you...
30:47Oh my God.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52Yeah.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55a man.
30:57A man?
31:00Like honestly if I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like I think we're just like...
31:05Oh my God.
31:05Sorry that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck.
31:10So...
31:12Oh.
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:20Where is it?
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:25In 4K, what the hell.
31:27Oh my God.
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me.
31:33I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34Not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like one day I'll just come over and I'll give you like...
31:38I'll brought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm like ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03It just fell.
32:04Whoa, wait.
32:05Take a picture of it.
32:06What is it?
32:07It's a beetle.
32:08Oh, it's Islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You're just having to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I changed my mind.
32:33Oh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Oh my God.
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:37Ah!
32:38I'm joking.
32:41I don't like that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:57Oh, yeah.
33:06There's four weeks.
33:07I don't like it.
33:09I don't have to.
33:11Oh.
33:12Oh, I love that.
33:13Whew.
33:14Mm-hm.
33:17Done thing.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered
33:30to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up, I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:39Fair enough?
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you happy you're leaving me already?
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a wee.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking funny.
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her second of shit?
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
34:53We did re-enact me.
35:00Wait, let's see her, let's see her.
35:02No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:03Are you missing her?
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting, then nothing.
35:13Right, you ready?
35:27I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:34This is, like, year 11 drama.
35:37Right, so you're singing.
35:38Oh, no, you saw this, saw this, saw this.
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:42Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, what does that mean?
35:48What does that mean?
35:49Well, that's fucking one of you has.
35:51Disgustan!
35:54Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:03Ready?
36:04Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08It's a bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I feel like I'm going to put it.
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting.
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37:56Everyone say cheese.
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody.
38:18Ow.
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your hand on it.
38:25I'm like, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off.
38:36At last, the title that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that, Aidan, what a melt.
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boy, Ramsey.
38:56It smells good too, doesn't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:04Are you going to come and have a girl's shower?
39:05Can we share it?
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy.
39:18It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30I want to give the girl...
39:32Is it some sausage?
39:33Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God.
39:36That is the best thing I've ever diced.
39:43That has given me goosebumps.
39:45I've got full-on chibbers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:04Oh, my God.
40:07Incredible for now.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:13Well, this is a love island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa, the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:59It is a joke, Samraj.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:18Lovely, isn't it?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21What?
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K. It's different, isn't it?
41:23Oh, Cavan.
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:25I'm horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, 50, 50, wasn't it?
41:3450, 50.
41:35I was going to say close enough, but it's miles up.
41:38I'm a model, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just fell away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see.
41:52I've been found.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down.
41:54Because I'm squinting that out, aren't I?
41:56It's OK.
41:56There's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that in your drink.
41:59Let's do a little cheers.
42:00Let's do this.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:04It's fine.
42:06It's fine.
42:07Pfft.
42:09Pfft.
42:09It's my head.
42:16It's back.
42:18It's time for...
42:19Beach up Bonanza!
42:22I asked our islanders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27i don't know uh i could do the moonwalk
42:34mate that was to be fair i have the world's
42:38crappiest party tricks which i'm going to show you guys because the world needs to see it
42:57i think i've got one
43:01two legs up and a little like this make it rain so this one beds a lot worse than this
43:08one but this
43:08one's pure manga tense my abs i think having abs is the party trick so
43:26huh maybe i don't know
43:33oops looks like this
43:50i've got really bendy wendy hands so i can do this weird thing i can do the magic mic one
43:56where i jump in the air and i grind on the floor oh oh no i think we're okay
44:07i'm sorry is it all right so i've got is that one i'll rush to do it again maybe not
44:15come back next week for some more
44:24unseen bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode but
44:29we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota we're going to get reported to waftcom
44:34let's have one last look i am terrified to see the unseen bits because i am just exactly how i
44:40am
44:40i am just a part in on on tv
44:41is that time again
44:47they're going to use that shit yeah 100% of course we are in just in time
44:53it was a princess pop it wasn't anything else
44:55it wasn't far we'll take a princess pop jasmine thanks see you next time bye
45:01bye
45:12so
45:16so
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