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The legendary Monkey King, Sun Wukong, accidentally triggers a spatial rift and awakens in a dangerous, post-apocalyptic fantasy continent ruled by powerful beast shifters and werewolf clans. Misunderstood as a low-level rogue primate, the local Beast Kings try to enslave him and capture the innocent priestess under his protection. Unleashing his heaven-shattering divine staff and cosmic martial arts, Wukong shows the entire beast world what true power looks like. Watch him single-handedly dismantle corrupt empires in this wild fantasy crossover!
"Wukong vs. The Beast Kingdom" is a high-octane, blood-pumping urban fantasy action drama featuring an invincibly legendary hero and epic supernatural battles.
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"Wukong vs. The Beast Kingdom" is a high-octane, blood-pumping urban fantasy action drama featuring an invincibly legendary hero and epic supernatural battles.
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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all?
00:00:08It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:44Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the binding spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:12Aografia ...
00:01:15Did those?
00:01:22It doesn't sound like Johnでした.
00:01:23A Jedi.
00:01:29In the army's camp, he동acly arrivades to talk about the flavours.
00:01:36Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery is so bleak, it's unbearable.
00:01:40Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:13Give me five gin of meat, make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:25Take the kid and run!
00:02:27I'll hold him off!
00:02:29Run!
00:02:30Honey!
00:02:52Let go of me!
00:03:00Get you there!
00:03:10Master hasn't eaten or drunk these past days and he barely says a word.
00:03:15Could it be he's still pining for the Queen of Zhiliang?
00:03:20Second brother, watch your mouth.
00:03:23Only monk bound for the west?
00:03:25Please stop right here!
00:03:28Don't take another step forward!
00:03:30Sir, why are you doing this?
00:03:32Outsiders wouldn't know.
00:03:34There's a band of demons up ahead.
00:03:35They've eaten hundreds of thousands.
00:03:38You mustn't go any farther.
00:03:40What?
00:03:43Don't be afraid, Master.
00:03:44I'm here!
00:03:49Wukong, did you hear what they said up there?
00:03:51Demons are causing trouble ahead.
00:03:53We must ask what's going on so I can set my mind at ease.
00:03:56Let me go!
00:03:57Maybe I can beg for some alms too!
00:04:00Baji, look at you.
00:04:03You'll scare them off.
00:04:04Let Wukong go instead.
00:04:07Him!
00:04:07He's uglier than I am!
00:04:09Baji finally volunteered.
00:04:14Let him change into something handsome then.
00:04:21Well, Master?
00:04:24Fine, go and come back quick.
00:04:26Alright!
00:04:32Sir, please wait!
00:04:37You are...
00:04:38Sir.
00:04:40We're monks from the Eastern Tang Empire.
00:04:42Headed to the Western Heavens to seek the Sutras.
00:04:45I heard you say there are demons ahead.
00:04:47What's really going on?
00:04:50Those mountains are called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:04:54They stretch for 800 lye.
00:04:56West of there lies a human kingdom called Lion-Camel Kingdom.
00:05:01The rains came in season and the people lived in peace.
00:05:05It was once a land of harmony.
00:05:09But 500 years ago, three demons came from the West.
00:05:13They seized Mountain of Lion and Camel and made an entire city's people.
00:05:17So that's it.
00:05:18Just three demons, huh?
00:05:20I'll rake one to death myself.
00:05:22My brother can club one dead.
00:05:23We'll leave the last for Sha Wu Jing and he'll finish it in one swing.
00:05:27If it were only three, why would I stop you?
00:05:29After they ate the people, they didn't leave.
00:05:32They took the land and founded a kingdom.
00:05:35Gathering demons from everywhere as their citizens.
00:05:39Keeping humans as livestock and even setting up a full court.
00:05:43They made tigers their generals and wolves their captains.
00:05:47As for their lesser demons, 5,000 are on the southern ridge.
00:05:515,000 on the northern ridge.
00:05:5410,000 at the eastern pass.
00:05:56And 10,000 at the western pass.
00:05:58Another 4 or 5,000 patrol and keep watch.
00:06:02And 10,000 more guard the gates.
00:06:04There are countless fire tenders and countless woodcutters too.
00:06:09All told, that's 47 or 48,000.
00:06:13And those are the ones with names, with badges at their waists.
00:06:18Stationed here just to eat people.
00:06:21That many?
00:06:2340,000?
00:06:24That's it.
00:06:25That doesn't even count the unregistered ones.
00:06:28Add those in and you're talking one or two hundred thousand.
00:06:31They eat people every day.
00:06:33Boiling them.
00:06:34Skewing them.
00:06:35Brewing blood into wine.
00:06:37For 500 years now, they've devoured the people of continent of Xinyu.
00:06:42Good heavens.
00:06:44I'd better get back fast.
00:06:45And report to M Master.
00:06:55Master, we can't go on.
00:06:57This is called Mountain of Lion and Camel.
00:06:59It's a realm of demons.
00:07:0040,000 to 50,000 are waiting to eat people.
00:07:04What are we supposed to do?
00:07:06You idiot!
00:07:07What are you scared of?
00:07:08I've fought 100,000 heavenly soldiers.
00:07:11What's 40,000 or 50,000 demons to mean?
00:07:14Big brother, you're so capable.
00:07:16But I, old Jew, don't have the nerve.
00:07:18If you ask me, we should split the luggage now and run for our lives.
00:07:21The locals are terrified of demons.
00:07:23And you believe their exaggerations?
00:07:26Even if there really are that many, I'd swing my staff all night and wipe them out to the last.
00:07:32Talk is cheap.
00:07:34Besides that funeral rod of yours, what weapon do you have to deal with that many fiends?
00:07:38Don't underestimate me.
00:07:40I, old son, can carve a path through the eastern sea.
00:07:43Even a mountain of iron and silver.
00:07:45I can smash straight through.
00:07:47Then if you can, go do it.
00:07:49Wukong, what you hear may be false.
00:07:51What you see is the truth.
00:07:53Bhaji is scared out of his wits.
00:07:54Go take a look.
00:07:55See for yourself.
00:07:56And whether it's as that old man said.
00:07:58Yes master.
00:08:15Master, stay inside the circle.
00:08:17Don't come out.
00:08:18I'll be right back.
00:08:29Third great king.
00:08:30It's time to eat.
00:08:33Report.
00:08:33Third great king.
00:08:35Word has come from the kingdom of Xiliang.
00:08:37Centipede Taoist was killed by Tang San Zhang and his disciples.
00:08:41Tang San Zhang has passed Xiliang.
00:08:44Five hundred years.
00:08:46At last Tang San Zhang's flesh.
00:09:05Big brother, second brother, come on.
00:09:08Let's drink to Tang San Zhang's arrival.
00:09:09Let's have a toast.
00:09:10Cheers.
00:09:16Big brother, why the long face?
00:09:19Big brother, we're about to eat Tang San Zhang's flesh.
00:09:23Cheer up.
00:09:24You're taking this way too lightly.
00:09:26That Tang San Zhang may be immortal now.
00:09:29But his eldest disciple is no ordinary figure.
00:09:32That monkey, born of stone when Nuwa mended the sky.
00:09:35A stone monkey made flesh.
00:09:37He learned magic from ancient powers.
00:09:39One hundred thousand soldiers couldn't stop him.
00:09:41He's not someone we can handle easily.
00:09:45What's a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers?
00:09:47Big brother, you forgot.
00:09:49When the heavenly court came to wipe us out.
00:09:51One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers.
00:09:53You swallowed them all in one bite.
00:09:55Some stinking monkey.
00:09:57What is he really?
00:09:58Don't underestimate him.
00:09:59Who knows?
00:10:00How many heroes have died under that monkey's iron staff?
00:10:04So in the end, you're scared of Sun Wukong, aren't you?
00:10:07Then we just take down Sun Wukong, and that's that.
00:10:11Third brother, you have a plan?
00:10:15Of course I do!
00:10:16Guards!
00:10:17Bring it up!
00:10:29What's this?
00:10:32I took it before I left the sacred Buddhist monastery.
00:10:35Just something I grabbed from the treasury.
00:10:36They call it the Yin Yang energy vase.
00:10:41You dared steal from the sacred Buddhist monastery?
00:10:44Aren't you afraid the Buddha will punish you?
00:10:46Uncle, what's wrong with taking my nephew's stuff?
00:10:50Buddha Tathagata owes me that much.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:53Third brother, how does this phase deal with Sun Wukong?
00:10:56Inside are seven gems, eight trigrams, and 24 auras.
00:10:59It holds a world of its own.
00:11:01If someone gets trapped inside, it's fine as long as they keep quiet.
00:11:05The moment they speak, raging fire burns them.
00:11:07If they can withstand the flames, countless venomous snakes will bite them.
00:11:11If the snakes can't kill them, three fire dragons will come and devour them.
00:11:16Over and over, without end.
00:11:18A hundred years pass inside the vase, while outside it's only a short while.
00:11:22No matter how powerful, once inside, they'll eventually drain their power and melt into pus.
00:11:28It's that deadly?
00:11:30With a treasure like this, catching Tang San Zang will be easy.
00:11:37Reporting to the Three Kings, less than a hundred leave from here.
00:11:41We've spotted Tang San Zang.
00:11:43Speak of Tang San Zang and here he comes.
00:11:50Big brother, Sun Wukong is gone.
00:11:53Perfect timing.
00:11:54But Tang San Zang is guarded by two disciples.
00:11:56I don't know that pig-faced one, but that bearded guy is the curtain-lifting general by the Jade Emperor's
00:12:02side.
00:12:03So what? I'd still fight him. Big brother.
00:12:05We'll each take one.
00:12:06Second brother, use that long trunk of yours and snatch Tang San Zang away.
00:12:10Fine!
00:12:28Well, well. Now this is interesting.
00:12:31Huh? Demons!
00:12:32Oh my god.
00:12:36Master, don't be afraid. I'll hold them off.
00:12:53Take two, no one else.
00:12:55Let's take two stars.
00:12:58Ah, get one of them.
00:13:00We'll have you ready for the kill!
00:13:02I've seen you!
00:13:03No, he's going to get one of them.
00:13:07Okay, I'll try.
00:13:07You're going to get two 체험.
00:13:07Let him get one of your friends.
00:13:08You're going to have two firefighters.
00:13:08I've seen him.
00:13:10That damn monkey, he had to leave now of all times. Demons come, and he's gone.
00:13:15Maji, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it! I'm going, and there's a huge lion too!
00:13:29Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zhang will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee.
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell. Break!
00:14:18Master! Master!
00:14:20Master!
00:14:35Second brother! Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:38We're finished. If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive.
00:14:51Move! Third King's orders! Scrub pots! Chop wood! Make broth from human bone!
00:14:56Fight Tang San Zhang up! Then hot pot him!
00:15:04Great King's orders! Step up the mountain patrols!
00:15:08Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:10Drill Master!
00:15:11Drill Master!
00:15:12Patrol the South Pass! If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report it once!
00:15:16Yes!
00:15:20The King sent me to patrol the mountain. I'm taking a spin through the human world.
00:15:32Junior Wind Scout! Got it!
00:15:34Junior Wind Scout! Got it!
00:15:41Who are you? Are you a local demon from Mountain of Lion and Camel too? Which cave are you from?
00:15:48You tell me first. Who are you?
00:15:50Who are you?
00:15:50I... I'm the Great King's personally appointed Junior Wind Scout.
00:15:54See it! My badge!
00:16:02Spit it out! Who are you?
00:16:05I'm the Chief Wind Scout. Your boss.
00:16:09Hmm. Chief Wind Scout. How come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:14And I've never seen you before.
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave. The boss said I did a great job. So he promoted
00:16:21me for training. Don't believe me? Look.
00:16:26You really are the Chief Wind Scout.
00:16:31Hello, sir.
00:16:32We're co-workers. No need to be formal. I heard our three bosses have some serious backing. Is that true?
00:16:38That's what my second uncle told me. He's the Deputy Commander in the boss's cave.
00:16:44He said our three bosses send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery and 500 Arhat come out to greet them.
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Palace and the Eleven Celestial Luminaries all pay their respects.
00:16:56The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends. The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them.
00:17:02Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers. The Guardian Earth Deity kneels to pay his respects.
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him, too.
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:16Nothing. So does your boss know his grandpa? The Great Sage equal to Heaven.
00:17:23The Great Sage equal to Heaven.
00:17:27Who's that?
00:17:29Sun! Sun Wukong!
00:17:32Freeze!
00:17:42Let Old Sun take a look inside your lair.
00:17:50Junior Wind Scout is back!
00:18:13Blood Vermitelli soup. It's my favorite.
00:18:17These demons eat people like it's nothing. Can the Sacred Buddhist Monastery not see this?
00:18:22Move! The King gave orders. Fetch water and wash Tang San Zhang clean.
00:18:28What did you just say? Wash Tang San Zhang?
00:18:30You didn't know? The King just captured Tang San Zhang?
00:18:34What? Where is Tang San Zhang?
00:18:35In the main hall. They're about to eat him.
00:18:38In the main hall. They're about to eat him.
00:19:03In the main hall. They're about to eat him.
00:19:05They're about to eat him.
00:19:06They're about to eat him.
00:19:10They're about to eat him.
00:19:11They're about to eat him.
00:19:12My two brothers. Catching Tang San Zhang was too easy this time. But we didn't see that monkey.
00:19:18Don't worry, brother. That lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared.
00:19:23Amitabha.
00:19:25Tang San Zhang. You're not reaching the Sacred Buddhist Monastery today. Chanting Amitabha won't save you.
00:19:31The one in danger today isn't this humble monk. It's you.
00:19:36What did you say?
00:19:37You set yourselves up as kings in the western heavens.
00:19:40You crush the Buddha's way. You eat people. Gods and men alike despise you.
00:19:45Heaven's law won't allow it. Heaven will punish you. And so will the Buddha.
00:19:51Heaven's law? The Buddha?
00:19:54Bullshit!
00:19:55Tang San Zhang, call the Jade Emperor down here. See if I so much as flinch.
00:20:00Tang San Zhang, open your eyes. Mountain of Lion and Camel has 100,000 demon troops. What is there to
00:20:06fear under heaven?
00:20:08100,000 demon troops? All this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across these hills.
00:20:16You reap what you sow. My eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls.
00:20:23Enough talk. Get him into my belly. Let that monkey search all he wants.
00:20:28Men, slice Tang San Zhang into 10,000 pieces. We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:32Yes!
00:20:44What?!
00:21:02Let's see who dares lay a hand on my master.
00:21:11Master, your disciple is late.
00:21:13Wukong, watch out for these demons.
00:21:16Seize him!
00:21:23Master, I'll fight our way out.
00:21:28Whoever captures that monkey will be made Chief Wind Scout and rewarded with a piece of Tang San Zhang's flesh,
00:21:34so he, too, may live forever.
00:21:36Master, he'll walk our way out.
00:21:38Master, hi!
00:21:42Master, help me to hakimu!
00:21:59Master, help me!
00:22:02Master, help me to win.
00:22:25Master!
00:22:27Welcome!
00:22:43Bunch of scum!
00:22:44Don't get cocky!
00:22:56Wukong!
00:22:58Let my master go!
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head!
00:23:18I don't care who you are!
00:23:20I'll kill you all the same!
00:23:28Brothers together!
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two!
00:23:45Heim!
00:23:49Right now!
00:23:51I'll cut you down!
00:23:53Damn, bro, you got skills!
00:23:55One slash and you finish Sun Wukong!
00:23:57With Sun Wukong gone,
00:23:59we can finally feast on Tang San Zhang's flesh!
00:24:03Who says I'm dead?
00:24:10He...
00:24:10He split into two!
00:24:13Then I'll cut again!
00:24:23That's strange!
00:24:24This is weird!
00:24:25The more I cut, the more there are!
00:24:28Don't panic, boss!
00:24:29Sun Wukong can make clones!
00:24:31He's messing with you!
00:24:32My boy, you know who I am?
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects!
00:24:38Next time you see your master,
00:24:39I'll spare you the humiliation!
00:24:41You're asking to die!
00:24:46I'm coming to help!
00:24:47Die!
00:24:50I'm in too!
00:25:06Two fists can't beat four hands!
00:25:08I'm out of here!
00:25:11Going somewhere?
00:25:19He's almost out of strength!
00:25:21Finish him!
00:25:22Take this!
00:25:30That monkey got away!
00:25:32Tang San Zhang is still in our hands!
00:25:34He can't get far!
00:25:37Those demons are something else!
00:25:39I couldn't handle the three of them alone!
00:25:41I'll go get reinforcements!
00:25:46This Buddhist alms bowl is mine!
00:25:48The wooden fish drum is yours!
00:25:50The rations are mine!
00:25:52You can have Master's spare socks!
00:25:56Second brother!
00:25:57Master's fate is still unknown!
00:25:59And you're splitting up the luggage!
00:26:01What else are we supposed to do?
00:26:03You know they're vicious!
00:26:04Don't tell me you don't!
00:26:05I'm afraid Master won't make it!
00:26:07I'm going back to Gao village!
00:26:09You-
00:26:16Eldest brother!
00:26:17You're finally back!
00:26:18Master was taken by demons!
00:26:20I know!
00:26:20If you knew, why come back?
00:26:22Why didn't you go save him?
00:26:24You idiot!
00:26:26I told you watch Master!
00:26:28And you let him get taken!
00:26:29I'll beat you!
00:26:30Hey Monkey King!
00:26:31There were too many of them!
00:26:33What was I supposed to do?
00:26:34Eldest brother!
00:26:36Saving Master comes first!
00:26:38You think I don't know there are many?
00:26:39I've already fought them!
00:26:40I was outnumbered!
00:26:41I couldn't save Master!
00:26:42You two come with me!
00:26:43Now!
00:26:43We're going to their lair to save Master!
00:26:46Alright!
00:26:53Monster!
00:26:55Open up and surrender!
00:26:57Monster!
00:26:57Your grandpa pig is here!
00:26:59Monster!
00:27:00Let my Master go!
00:27:03Kill them!
00:27:05Monkey!
00:27:05You lost to me, and you still dare come knocking?
00:27:08You had the numbers before!
00:27:10This time my brother scanned as one!
00:27:12I'll burn your cave down to the ground!
00:27:14The monkey even brought three more helpers!
00:27:16What a pity!
00:27:17They're all losers we've beaten before!
00:27:20Shut it, long-nosed elephant!
00:27:21Or else, I'll knock your teeth out with my rake!
00:27:25You wouldn't dare!
00:27:26Why waste words on them?
00:27:28Just kill them!
00:27:59Take my staff!
00:28:03Take my rake!
00:28:14Good bye frog!
00:28:20All last time protesters will shoot me, lets go!
00:28:21To the get away, you just move a kick!
00:28:25It will not let them die so fast.
00:28:26què brakeー?
00:28:27They said to meær?
00:28:32But step is, yeah, a gal!
00:28:32And I will help her.
00:28:32This is my biggest CI erasure!
00:28:32That's a proici, I didn't dare falling over!
00:28:33You did not pay too much Pump,emecap!
00:28:42Take this, my staff!
00:29:11Take this, my staff!
00:29:38Take this, my staff!
00:29:49Senior brother!
00:30:11Without your rake, how can you fight me?
00:30:49I nearly got eaten alive!
00:30:51I nearly got eaten alive!
00:31:16I'll follow you home!
00:31:25Eldest brother!
00:31:30That stable boy won't back down!
00:31:32That monster's here to eat you!
00:31:33Why aren't you running?
00:31:34Why go meet him?
00:31:35One bite and you're in his belly!
00:31:37Today you're still a monk!
00:31:38Tomorrow you'll be a pile of dung!
00:31:39Big brother, you've got quite the appetite!
00:31:43Big brother, second brother, finish them off!
00:31:46Wipe out Tang San Zhang's remaining disciples!
00:31:52Xia Wujing!
00:31:53Bai Longma!
00:31:54Run for your lives!
00:32:01Shadow!
00:32:14I'm safe!
00:32:14Big brother, you've got me to be right!
00:32:15head!"
00:32:162
00:32:162
00:32:213
00:32:212
00:32:252
00:32:253
00:32:313rd Brother!
00:32:41Big Brother, what's wrong?
00:32:44That Sun Wukong is all iron and steel.
00:32:48He's hard to digest.
00:32:49My stomach's so bloated it hurts.
00:32:52It's okay, Big Brother.
00:32:53Let's get back to the cave, quick.
00:32:55Have the boys boil a big pot of salt water,
00:32:57then take a few baskets of Hawthorne to aid digestion.
00:33:00It'll digest anything, iron head or steel arms.
00:33:04Alright!
00:33:11This is that old demon's stomach.
00:33:13Good!
00:33:14Since you let old Sun in, I'll make you pay for it.
00:33:25Brother, have a seat, quick!
00:33:27Bring in the brine-soaked fruit!
00:33:37Brine?
00:33:37Trying to drown old Sun, are you?
00:33:39Transform!
00:33:40It's warm!
00:33:43You flood me out!
00:33:45I'll just take a little boat.
00:33:50How is it, Brother?
00:33:52His belly's bloated with water.
00:33:55Wonder if that monkey drowned.
00:33:56My boy, you filled your belly with hot water so your grandpa's son can take a bath.
00:34:02Nice and warm, real comfortable.
00:34:04What?
00:34:05That monkey's still alive in my belly.
00:34:07If brine won't kill him, use sour fruit.
00:34:10Good.
00:34:17My boy, your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes awful.
00:34:21It's nowhere near as good as my Mount Huago, mountain of flowers and fruit.
00:34:27You little monkey tapeworm, the fruit I eat all ends up in your belly.
00:34:32Good grandson, toss me some more bananas.
00:34:35Your grandpa loves bananas.
00:34:39Sun Wukong, get your ass out here!
00:34:42Not coming out!
00:34:43Autumn's turned cold, and I'm still in thin clothes.
00:34:45But it's warm in this belly, and there's no wind.
00:34:48I'll come out after I've wintered here.
00:34:50Big brother!
00:34:51That monkey's gonna spend the winter in your gut!
00:34:58If he wants to winter there, I'll go into meditation and use a shifting spell.
00:35:02I won't eat all winter.
00:35:04I'll starve this stable boy to death.
00:35:06Good grandson, you don't know the half of it.
00:35:08I'm escorting Tang San Zhang for the scriptures, and I'm carrying a big iron pot with me.
00:35:13If you won't feed me, I'll take your liver, guts, and lungs in here and boil them up in
00:35:17one pot, make myself a nice awful soup, and stay full till Qingming Festival.
00:35:22Uh, brother, that crazy monkey would actually do this.
00:35:26Don't panic, brother.
00:35:27There's no room for a stove in your belly.
00:35:29He can't even get a fire going.
00:35:32Who says I can't set up a stove?
00:36:02That forked bone's the perfect spot.
00:36:04From one sip, mix it into the wine.
00:36:06I'll drink it all.
00:36:07Yes.
00:36:08Brother, don't hurt him and hurt yourself even worse.
00:36:13I'm going to the death with that monkey.
00:36:16500 years ago, when I wrecked the heavenly court, I ate Liozzi's elixirs and drank the jade emperor's
00:36:23wine, queen mother's peaches, phoenix marrow, dragon liver.
00:36:26What haven't I tasted?
00:36:28Poison?
00:36:29You think you can poison me?
00:36:46Now that's good wine.
00:36:48I haven't had wine in over 500 years.
00:36:50Not a single drop.
00:36:59How is he, brother?
00:37:01How does it feel?
00:37:03That's strange.
00:37:04Normally, after one whole jar, even if I'm not wasted, I'd be flushed and stumbling.
00:37:09But today, it feels like I didn't drink at all.
00:37:11Unless that damn monkey drank at all.
00:37:16Good wine.
00:37:17Damn good wine.
00:37:19Perfect, brother.
00:37:20That monkey drank all the poisoned wine.
00:37:23He's as good as dead.
00:37:39My stomach.
00:37:56Oh, big brother.
00:38:04My boy.
00:38:05Well, are you begging yet?
00:38:09Son Wukong, if you've got the guts, kill me.
00:38:11Fine.
00:38:12Then I'll beat you right in the gallbladder.
00:38:20Mercy, mercy.
00:38:21Great sage equal to heaven.
00:38:23Please spare him.
00:38:24I'm begging for my big brother.
00:38:26My boy, don't waste words.
00:38:28Just call him Grandpa's son.
00:38:31Grandpa, it's our fault.
00:38:32Your grandson's.
00:38:33We swallowed you by mistake.
00:38:35Great sage, have mercy.
00:38:37Pity us like ants clinging to life.
00:38:39Spare my big brother's life.
00:38:41The three of us will release your master and see you through the mountains.
00:38:46You dragged my master here to suffer and scared him half to death.
00:38:50My master is delicate.
00:38:52He can't take this abuse.
00:38:53You'll pay for this.
00:38:55Great sage, I don't have any gold or jewels on me.
00:38:58No amber, agate, or other treasures.
00:39:00How can I pay you?
00:39:01Pay you how?
00:39:03I want the three of you brothers to fetch a fragrant vine palanquin.
00:39:06Let my master ride in it.
00:39:08Carry it yourselves.
00:39:09Get my master across the 800-lie mountain of lion and camel.
00:39:13What?
00:39:14I haven't taken this kind of humiliation in 800 years.
00:39:18Third brother, saving our eldest comes first.
00:39:21As you say, great sage, the three of us agree.
00:39:25Just come out and quickly.
00:39:27Fine.
00:39:28Open your mouth wide.
00:39:30I'll fly out myself.
00:39:32Hey, big brother.
00:39:33When he comes out, bite down hard.
00:39:35Crush that monkey.
00:39:36Swallow him whole.
00:39:36Then he can't torment you anymore.
00:39:41Trying to play tricks on me, huh?
00:39:44I'll hold the golden cudgel.
00:39:46Go on, bite it.
00:39:56Big brother, bite it now.
00:40:01My fangs!
00:40:04What a slippery demon.
00:40:06You dare fool your grandpa's son?
00:40:08I spared your life and you tried to bite me to death.
00:40:10I'm not coming out today.
00:40:11I'm not coming out.
00:40:13You went back in again.
00:40:15Third brother.
00:40:16What kind of rotten idea was that?
00:40:18We didn't even bite the monkey and I'd chip my teeth instead.
00:40:22Son Wukong, I've heard your name for a long time.
00:40:25It's thunder in the ears.
00:40:26They say you made a show outside the Southern Heavenly Gate and showed off at the Palace
00:40:31of Grand Mysteries.
00:40:33Now you're on the road to the Western Heavens, slaying demons.
00:40:37So you're just some upstart monkey.
00:40:39If you've got the guts, come out and fight fair.
00:40:41If you'd said that 500 years ago, I might have taken the bait.
00:40:45But now, nothing you say matters.
00:40:47Let my master go.
00:40:51Fine, fine.
00:40:52I'll release him right now.
00:41:11Master!
00:41:14Bachi!
00:41:21Where are they taking master?
00:41:36My disciples Wukong has already subdued them.
00:41:41What?
00:41:41Subdued?
00:41:42Where's Monkey King?
00:41:43Didn't they swallow him?
00:41:44Bachi!
00:41:45I'm inside this lion's belly.
00:41:46Once we're past mountain of lion and camel, we'll get out of here.
00:41:50Toss that steely.
00:41:52Great sage son.
00:41:53And you're outside the lion camel kingdom.
00:41:55Please come out.
00:41:56We won't ever dare to go after your master again.
00:41:59Yes, yes.
00:42:00Little white dragon.
00:42:01Take master and go on ahead.
00:42:03Yes, senior brother.
00:42:12Great sage son.
00:42:13Your master is long gone now.
00:42:15Fine.
00:42:16Open your mouth.
00:42:27Bachi Sha Jr.
00:42:29Brother, let's go.
00:42:30You think you can just leave?
00:42:32True Dharma form.
00:42:40Monkey King.
00:42:41They broke their promise.
00:42:44I saw it coming.
00:42:45Since when do demons ever tell the truth?
00:42:47Stop them!
00:42:54Bachi Jr.
00:42:56Brother Shaq.
00:42:56The three of us fight our way out together.
00:42:59All right.
00:43:14Come and die!
00:43:16Come and die!
00:43:27Kill them!
00:43:36Hurricane capture technique.
00:43:39Hurricane capture technique.
00:43:53Senior brother.
00:43:55And you too.
00:43:57Hurricane capture technique.
00:44:09Senior brother.
00:44:17Bachi!
00:44:17Sha!
00:44:18Junior brother!
00:44:19Sun Wukong.
00:44:20Surrender now.
00:44:21Your master and your junior brother have both been captured.
00:44:25Master!
00:44:27Hurricane capture technique.
00:44:34Crush him to death.
00:44:45Monkey King.
00:44:46Senior brother.
00:44:47Monkey King got softened into a pancake.
00:45:04I can't see the monkey anymore.
00:45:10Let me go.
00:45:12Master!
00:45:14Master!
00:45:15Master!
00:45:16Master!
00:45:17Master!
00:45:22I'll wipe you out!
00:45:23You little punk.
00:45:24Taste this.
00:45:25This!
00:45:26This!
00:45:38Big brother!
00:46:08Son Wukong.
00:46:10You're as good as dead!
00:46:16All hail the third king!
00:46:18Back to the cave! Let's feast and celebrate! We'll feast on Tang San Zang's flesh!
00:46:25Yes!
00:46:44Third brother, that vase can really hold Sun Wukong?
00:46:49Don't worry, big brother! In no time at all, Sun Wukong will melt into pus!
00:47:04What treasure is this? How did it trap me in here? I'll smash you to pieces!
00:47:15Huh! That's some serious force!
00:47:19Don't waste your breath! You can't break this vase!
00:47:22Can't break it? Then I'll burst it open!
00:47:25Grow!
00:47:27Crowing won't help!
00:47:29Shrink!
00:47:31Shrink!
00:47:41How is that possible?
00:47:43It's useless! Get ready for torture in the vase! Let the flames cleanse you!
00:47:49Oh no!
00:47:56This is all you've got?
00:47:58That little flame can't touch Sun Wukong!
00:48:02Oh really?
00:48:04What about the serpent pit?
00:48:07Snakes!
00:48:12What a meaning!
00:48:14Hmph! My boy! That vase of yours isn't all that!
00:48:17Yeah? Take a closer look!
00:48:26Samadhi true fire!
00:48:29Out of tricks now, huh?
00:48:30In no time at all, you'll be reduced to ash and smoke!
00:48:34Master!
00:48:42Senior brother!
00:48:47Wukong!
00:48:50Master!
00:48:55I, Sun Wukong, have roamed the three realms!
00:48:59I stormed heaven, broke into the underworld, and entered the dragon palace!
00:49:03Yet I've never been this pathetic!
00:49:05And today, I'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this vase!
00:49:09Master, Baji, and Sha Wu Jing will be eaten by that demon as well!
00:49:14Our pilgrimage for the scriptures will end right here!
00:49:17I failed Buddha Tathagata, and I failed Guan Yin!
00:49:20Every hair on my body got scorched!
00:49:22How are these three still untouched?
00:49:26Wukong!
00:49:27I granted you three life-saving hairs!
00:49:30In dire straits, they can save your life!
00:49:35These are from Guan Yin!
00:49:37The life-saving hair she gave you!
00:49:49Change!
00:49:51No skill, don't take the job!
00:49:53I'll drill through your vase!
00:50:05Lucky! Lucky!
00:50:06Now we can get out!
00:50:15Third brother, that monkey should be sludged by now, right?
00:50:19I just can't shake the worry!
00:50:24Relax, big brother!
00:50:25It's been ages!
00:50:26That monkey should have melted to the bone!
00:50:29Is that so?
00:50:30Bring it here!
00:50:31Let me see!
00:50:34Guards!
00:50:34Carry it before the great king!
00:50:52Third king, something's wrong!
00:50:54The vase is lighter!
00:50:58Nonsense!
00:50:58This is a sacred Buddhist treasure!
00:51:00It contains Yin-Yang dual energy!
00:51:02How could it be lighter?
00:51:06Third king, look!
00:51:07It really is lighter!
00:51:20How can this be?
00:51:25This vase is empty!
00:51:28Why is there a hole in the bottom?
00:51:30Who did this?
00:51:34My sweet grandkids!
00:51:35Who else but your grandpa?
00:51:45It's Sun Wukong!
00:51:47He got out!
00:51:48He turned into a fly and flew off!
00:51:52Kill that fly!
00:51:53Kill it!
00:51:57Now!
00:51:57Spread the order!
00:51:58Shut the gates!
00:51:59Shut them!
00:52:00Don't let that monkey get away!
00:52:02Sun Wukong is out!
00:52:04Run!
00:52:05We have to save our master!
00:52:22My lords!
00:52:23Aren't you here to eat Tong Zanzang's flesh?
00:52:25Why throw me in the pot first?
00:52:27I haven't bathed in half a year!
00:52:30My meat reeks!
00:52:31If you're eating someone, eat my master first!
00:52:35Your master is the main course!
00:52:37You're the appetizer!
00:52:38The king said so!
00:52:39Wash Jubaji clean first!
00:52:41Scald him, shave him, skin him, salt him, and serve him with wine!
00:52:46This old pig has such a miserable fate!
00:52:49Grab your weapons and come with me!
00:52:51Trouble at the king's cave!
00:52:55Alright, move out, brothers!
00:52:57Let me go!
00:52:59Help!
00:53:00Someone help!
00:53:06What a coward!
00:53:07And he used to be Marshal Tian Peng, yet he's that scared of dying!
00:53:12I'll teach him a lesson!
00:53:1424!
00:53:20Zhu Wuneng!
00:53:24Zhu Wuneng!
00:53:25Who?
00:53:26Who's calling me?
00:53:27Wuneng is my name!
00:53:28Guan Yin Bodhisattva gave me that Dharma name!
00:53:30After I joined Master, they all call me Bhaji!
00:53:34Out here in the middle of nowhere, how would anyone know that name?
00:53:42Whoever called my Dharma name, show yourself!
00:53:45It was me!
00:53:48Who are you?
00:53:49Hiding in the shadows!
00:53:52Show yourself!
00:53:56I'm an officer of the Netherworld Bureau, here to claim lives!
00:54:00By order of King Yama, I've come to take your soul!
00:54:05Grandpa Soul Reaper, please head back first!
00:54:07Put in a good word with King Yama!
00:54:09He's close with my senior brother's son, Wukong!
00:54:13Ask him to cut me some slack!
00:54:14Let me live one more day!
00:54:16Come take me tomorrow!
00:54:18Nonsense!
00:54:19If King Yama says you die at the third watch, who dare keep you till the fourth?
00:54:25Come with me now, or I'll bring out the rope of fate and yank you by the neck!
00:54:31Please, sir, have mercy!
00:54:33One look at me and you know I'm done for!
00:54:35I'm going to die!
00:54:37No question!
00:54:37I just want one more day!
00:54:39That demon took my master and Sha Wu Jing!
00:54:41All of them!
00:54:42Let me see them one last time!
00:54:44Then I'll go with you to the Netherworld Bureau!
00:54:47At least I'll have honored our bond!
00:54:49Then I can die with no regrets!
00:54:52Fine!
00:54:53I've got thirty names on my warrant!
00:54:56They're all nearby!
00:54:57Let me round them up, then I'll take you!
00:55:00That buys you this one day!
00:55:02But running errands is hard work!
00:55:04Got any silver on you?
00:55:06Hand some over!
00:55:07Call it travel money!
00:55:13Money?
00:55:15I'm Jubaji, a monk!
00:55:17The four elements are empty!
00:55:18What money could I have?
00:55:20If you don't have any silver, then stop yapping!
00:55:25Let me slip the rope on you and come with me!
00:55:27Please, don't take me!
00:55:29Don't arrest me!
00:55:29I know what that is!
00:55:30That's a rope of fate!
00:55:32Once it's around your neck, it hooks your soul away!
00:55:34I have money!
00:55:35I'll pay you!
00:55:36Where is it?
00:55:37Hand it over!
00:55:38Quit stalling!
00:55:39Or I'll take you straight to Underworld!
00:55:43What a pity!
00:55:44What a pity!
00:55:45Ever since I became a monk, some devout families would feed the monks and seeing what an appetite
00:55:50I had, they'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns.
00:55:53So I saved it bit by bit, until I scraped together five kyen of silver.
00:55:58A few days ago, I went to the women's kingdom and begged the silversmith to melt it into one
00:56:03piece.
00:56:04That silversmith had no conscience.
00:56:06He even skimmed a few fenn off me.
00:56:08In the end, I had one horse hoof silver worth four kyen and six fenn.
00:56:12Take it then!
00:56:14Huh?
00:56:14Hahaha!
00:56:15This idiot's so broke he can't even afford pants, yet he can hide silver.
00:56:20Where did you hide it?
00:56:22Talk!
00:56:22Now!
00:56:24I stuffed it in my left ear.
00:56:26My hands are tied.
00:56:27I can't get it.
00:56:28Reach in and feel for it yourself.
00:56:44You idiot.
00:56:45It really is four chen and six fenn.
00:56:51Damn that Bimauan!
00:56:53So it was you!
00:56:55It's him, monkey!
00:56:57Look at the state I'm in!
00:56:58And you still mess with me, even scamming me out of my silver.
00:57:01Have you got no conscience?
00:57:05You idiot!
00:57:06I escorted Master West for the scriptures!
00:57:09You have no idea what we've been through!
00:57:11We hacked through thorns and fought off demons!
00:57:14Well you!
00:57:14You hide off to the side and slack off, and you even stash away private money!
00:57:18So what if I saved up?
00:57:20I went without food and scraped it together bit by bit.
00:57:23I was saving to buy some cloth and make myself a new outfit.
00:57:25And you scared me for no reason!
00:57:27Then you stole my silver!
00:57:29Give it back!
00:57:29Now!
00:57:30Not a single coin!
00:57:31This silver is your punishment for hoarding money!
00:57:34It's mine now!
00:57:36Fine!
00:57:37Fine!
00:57:37Take it all as my ransom!
00:57:38But you still have to get me out of here!
00:57:40Or I paid you for nothing!
00:57:45Easy!
00:57:45Since I took your silver, I'll get you out!
00:57:48What?
00:57:49What?
00:57:49What?
00:57:51What?
00:58:00What?
00:58:01What?
00:58:02Monkey King!
00:58:03While those imps aren't looking, let's make a run for it!
00:58:06Don't rush in!
00:58:07Those three demons are too strong!
00:58:09We can't beat them!
00:58:10And you call yourself Marshal Tian Ping Reborn?
00:58:13What a spineless coward!
00:58:15Not today!
00:58:16I'm not running!
00:58:16We're getting Master and Xia Wujing out!
00:58:19You're really going head on?
00:58:21Move!
00:58:22Split up!
00:58:33I'm Wukong!
00:58:43Sha Wujing reverted to his true form, dipping raw slices in minced human flesh!
00:58:53That's great!
00:59:09Brother Sha!
00:59:13Senior Brother!
00:59:14I knew you weren't dead!
00:59:20boss we finally get to eat dragon
00:59:26what are you talking about the king said we can't eat this dragon
00:59:30we're keeping it to trade with western sea dragon palace
00:59:36what are you staring at you really think someone's coming to save you
00:59:46boss where's that black smoke coming from
00:59:57chubachi
01:00:15second brother by lungma come on let's meet up with senior brother
01:00:20we have to save master okay
01:00:25report your majesties tang san zhang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in
01:00:31the cave we don't have enough men we can't hold
01:00:33them off what
01:00:36they all broke free who know what do we do now sun wukong wounded me and our
01:00:41eldest brother we're badly weakened now the only one who can stop sun wukong's
01:00:46magic treasure has been drilled through again
01:00:47the three of us can't beat the four of them anymore
01:00:51don't panic tang san zhang is still in our hands
01:00:55bring tang san zhang
01:00:59third brother tang san zhang won't help
01:01:01we've got over 40 000 on mountain of lion and camel
01:01:04but even the grunts can't hold it if mountain of lion and camel won't hold
01:01:09i've still got the lion and camel kingdom
01:01:11you mean big brother second brother in lion and camel city we've got a million
01:01:16demons we take tang san zhang and fall back to lion and camel city
01:01:20we'll swarm him to death no matter how capable sun wukong is he can't take on a
01:01:24million demon soldiers exactly let sun wukong see what real terror looks like in
01:01:29my lion and camel kingdom tell the whole army fall back to lion and camel
01:01:34city
01:01:36demons let my master go
01:01:40monkey king why'd all the demons run off
01:01:44eldest brother they left a message sun wukong if you want to save his master come
01:01:49to lion and camel city if you dare
01:01:54lion and camel city
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