00:06Two more eggs, two more eggs.
00:09I lost my job at the pharmacy, then what do you know?
00:14Hey, it's the Josh-O Show, featuring Josh-O Jr.
00:18No!
00:19Welcome back, you got the Josh-O.
00:22And what are we doing today?
00:23We're doing tape.
00:24We're doing staples.
00:25We're doing Josh-O's world-famous tape and staple T-Rex.
00:29Look at that, bad boy.
00:30That's not a T-Rex.
00:31No, yes, it is factual.
00:32I looked it up, thank you.
00:34Anyways, moving on.
00:35Grab your beige roll tape and just go to town on it.
00:38This is going to form the head and body of our T-Rex.
00:42Just let the wad of tape speak to you, form a head and tail, and look at that.
00:46Hello, I'm a Pteranimous Rex.
00:49All right, now, what does the T in T-Rex stand for?
00:52Stapler.
00:53That is not helpful.
00:54Teeth.
00:55It stands for teeth.
00:56So grab your stapler and give this guy a mouthful of chompers.
00:59That looks terrible.
01:00Well, if you want to complain, then pick up a stapler.
01:03And lastly, everyone knows the T-Rex had enormous, ferocious eating arms.
01:08So I grabbed a couple of these from the Champley's Bergerman down the street.
01:13Don't forget to click on my ads.
01:15Perfect T-Rex arms.
01:17Looking good, Tyronimus.
01:19And let's put him up against the...
01:21Oh, it's a Triceradactyl.
01:23Rawr!
01:24He's no match.
01:25Aren't you supposed to be looking for a job?
01:28I am.
01:28I have a job, and I'm doing it right now.
01:31Thank you, Josh-O Jr.
01:33So there he is, the ruler of the Jurassicle Kingdom.
01:37Josh-O's world-famous stape-and-table T-Rex.
01:40You said that wrong.
01:41I said it on pur- it was on purpose.
01:44Right on.
01:45Extra sauce.
01:46Let's do it.
01:46So now we're doing it.
