00:00My name is Ketiwe Mpahlele, and I am writing to formally apply for the position of SISDOLI columnist.
00:11The opportunity to become SISDOLI is an honor and a privilege.
00:15Good morning, candidates. My name is Melody Makaringe. I'm editor-in-chief here at Drunk.
00:23We've set a little test for you to see who has what it takes to last the distance.
00:28Remember the good old days in Vashti when I used to get higher marks than you?
00:33Luckily for me, this test is more about tenacity.
00:42Currently running a free mental health clinic. It's called Lekai.
00:47If Lekai closes down, I mean, who's going to help the people run it all in?
00:51Who's the cutie at Khorba's hand?
00:53Friend, that's crazy.
00:56The IT guy.
00:57Yeah, the IT guy.
00:58Khorby, I think I'm going to need a lot of your help, eh?
01:02I thought we had, like, really cool chemistry.
01:04No, unless I was in this video.
01:05No, we, we, we did.
01:09Yes!
01:12I've written to you three times, SISDOLI, with the same problem.
01:15Dear SISDOLI, it's my first year of university and I can't keep up.
01:20How can I be the best SISDOLI I can be?
01:23There's a cute guy at work and I think he has a crush on me, but he isn't my type.
01:27Do I give him a chance anyway?
01:29By the way, I'm the HR manager.
01:31You know the caliber of my work.
01:33This is, this is not me.
01:35I don't take kindly to people wasting my time.
01:37You brought the name SISDOLI and the magazine into disrepeat.
01:41To be honest, Cuckoo, I feel like this is the only thing was a bad idea.
01:47You need to work smart, not hard.
01:50And stop breathing so loud.
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