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00:00D-COOL
00:01?
00:01?
00:02?
00:03?
00:05?
00:07?
00:16?
00:17?
00:43Freeze!
00:45Turn around.
00:55Who are you?
00:57Me?
00:58Yeah.
00:59My name is...
01:03Are you trying to think up a fake name?
01:05No.
01:06Well, it seems like you are.
01:07Well, I'm not.
01:08Okay.
01:10My name is...
01:14Michael Rivera.
01:17Michael Rivera.
01:18Mm-hmm.
01:19Is that your real name?
01:20No.
01:21Well, what's your real name?
01:22Michael Brown.
01:23Yeah, Rivera is a lot cooler.
01:25Yeah.
01:26I'm gonna write down Brown though,
01:27because this is an official government document.
01:29Okay.
01:31So you want to be a spy?
01:32Yes.
01:33Correct.
01:34Second question.
01:35How many stairs did you walk up to get to this office?
01:38I took the elevator.
01:39Good move.
01:40Preserve your energy.
01:42Next question.
01:43How many buttons on my shirt?
01:45Ah, I don't know.
01:46I didn't think I'd get asked that.
01:48You can count them.
01:48This is a counting test.
01:49It's not an observation thing.
01:51Oh, okay.
01:51Yeah.
01:52Well, one at the top.
01:54Two, three, four, five, six...
01:57Seven.
01:58There you go.
01:58Yeah, I can't tell because you're tucked in.
02:01Seven.
02:02Seven.
02:02Seven buttons.
02:03Yeah, that's correct.
02:04Seven, yeah.
02:05Okay.
02:06Do you want to count mine?
02:08No.
02:09I'm kind of like the boss here, so I don't need to count them.
02:12No, of course.
02:13I've got good news, Michael.
02:14There are five spots and only three applicants.
02:17So...
02:20You're in.
02:21Yes!
02:22Thank you, sir.
02:23You won't regret this.
02:24Yeah, I know.
02:25There's only three applicants, so I can't regret it,
02:27because it was out of my hands.
02:34Good news?
02:35Well, let's just put it this way.
02:38It was good news.
02:39Of course it was good news.
02:40There were only three applicants.
02:41Congratulations.
02:43Good luck in there, guys.
02:44I'm sure you'll do great.
02:45We will do great, because there are only three applicants.
02:48Well, I hope to see you both at training camp on Monday.
02:51You will, because there are only three applicants.
02:56I'll cross my fingers for you.
02:58Well, there's no need.
02:59I'll have them crossed.
03:00I wish you wouldn't.
03:03Welcome to training camp.
03:05Today marks the start of the hardest two weeks of your life.
03:08Two weeks?
03:09What's the matter with that?
03:10Is it too short?
03:11Yeah.
03:12In most countries, to become a spy, it would take years.
03:14I don't know what to tell you.
03:17Well, it's fine. Continue.
03:19Okay.
03:19So, first, I would like each of you to step forwards,
03:23say your name, say where you're from,
03:24and then something interesting.
03:26Let's start with you.
03:28My name's Michael Anderson.
03:30I'm from Christchurch, and, oh, something interesting about me
03:33is that my father is Todd Anderson.
03:35You're Ando's son.
03:36Correct.
03:37Wow, that's awesome.
03:38Yeah.
03:38I mean, he's one of the best spies we've ever had here.
03:41He's a legend, right?
03:41You know what? It is an honour to meet you.
03:43Thanks.
03:43I always enjoy telling people that I'm his son.
03:45So, next, um, the woman.
03:50My name is Sue Nightingale.
03:52I'm from Wellington, and I speak four languages.
03:54Which four?
03:55French, Spanish, Japanese, and English.
03:58French.
03:59Bonjour. Je m'appelle Michael.
04:01Je sais, idiot. Tu viens de dire ça pendant ton temps.
04:05Very cool. Very cool.
04:07Very cool.
04:08Well done.
04:09Okay.
04:09And you.
04:13My name is Michael Rivera.
04:15I'm from Nelson, and...
04:24Uh, something interesting.
04:29Uh, anything?
04:31What is your favourite movie?
04:33I can't think of a movie.
04:35Uh, do you have any pets?
04:37I don't know.
04:38How could you not know that?
04:39Do you like sports?
04:40I'm not sure.
04:41What?
04:41Anything.
04:42I can speak four languages.
04:44What's my one?
04:45You just stole her one.
04:46My dad is Todd Anderson.
04:48No, he's my dad, you piece of shit.
04:49Stop stealing our ones.
04:50I'm sorry, I don't know what's going on.
04:52Okay.
04:52Well, it seems like you are having some kind of mental...
04:56Problem.
04:57I'm sorry, guys.
04:58I didn't mean to steal your ones.
04:59I just...
04:59I couldn't think of anything interesting.
05:01Well, that...
05:02That is kind of interesting.
05:03It's not really.
05:04But, um, we should begin.
05:06Let's get...
05:08Spying!
05:18Spying!
05:20Spying!
05:21You.
05:22Can show me...
05:25What?
05:26I...
05:27Can do...
05:28With love to try...
05:31You're fed with me too.
05:45Dear Diary, I'm one week into my training to become a professional spy.
05:51My fitness is now at an all-time high, and I'm very much enjoying my time here.
05:57I'm making friends and memories that will last a lifetime.
06:00Shut the head up!
06:02Sorry, I thought you were asleep.
06:04I was! You woke me up with your loud talking!
06:07I was just writing my diary.
06:08I know what you were writing because you were saying it out loud as you were writing it!
06:11Just write it down! You don't need to also say it out loud!
06:14Sorry, it's just my diary.
06:16He knows it's your diary, Michael. You said Dear Diary.
06:20The diary's not the problem, it's the fact that you're saying it out loud as you write it.
06:24I'm sorry, guys, I didn't mean to upset you. I just... I just love my diary.
06:29It's okay. I'm just glad to hear that you're enjoying yourself because I try to make the training as fun
06:34as possible.
06:35Oh, it's been so fun.
06:36It has been really fun, Danion.
06:38It's been fun! I admit it! It's been really fun! But right now, it's 3am and I want to go
06:43to sleep!
06:43Jeez, psych it out.
06:45I'm sleeping in the common room.
06:46Oh, fun. I'll come.
06:47Oh, fuck!
06:48Firstly, thanks to Danion for running a bloody great course.
06:52Thank you, Danion.
06:54Michael, Sue, Michael, good news. You all passed. Congrats.
07:00But not all of you can graduate top of the class.
07:03This year's recipient for the Todd Anderson top of the class meat pack is Michael.
07:09Yes! Anderson. Shit! My man!
07:17Where are you going, Michael? Sit back down, please.
07:31Ooh! Close.
07:34Sorry.
07:35That's okay.
07:44Unlucky. He's ready to see you if you want to get on through.
07:48One sec.
07:50Okay.
07:56Ah, damn it.
07:57Ah.
08:07Hello.
08:08Hello.
08:09Isabel.
08:09I was wondering, do you have any plans this evening?
08:13No, I don't think so.
08:14Well, I was wondering if you would like to go see a movie with me tonight.
08:19Oh!
08:20Um, that sounds really fun. But I have a boyfriend, and he might-
08:26Really good.
08:27Huh?
08:28Really, really good.
08:29What do you mean?
08:30He sounds amazing. I'm jealous. Not of him, of you. He really sounds like boyfriend material.
08:37Listen, I already bought the tickets. I want you to take this boyfriend that I've been hearing so much about
08:42and show him a good time.
08:44I already saw the movie last night. I was checking to see if it's good. Trust me. It is. You'll
08:49love it.
08:50From your pal, Michael. I gotta go to a meeting now.
08:57Take a look at this.
09:01What am I looking at?
09:02This is a photograph of Norman White.
09:04Okay, so either the flash on the camera is way too bright, or this photo is way overexposed.
09:09Turn it over.
09:11Okay, I see what you're saying.
09:12He's the third richest man in New Zealand. Born in Australia, moved here as a teenager. Now he owns an
09:17agricultural supplies empire.
09:18The man on his right is Dennis Green.
09:21I don't know who that is.
09:22He's the head of the AIS.
09:23Ah, okay.
09:24Do you know what that stands for?
09:25Yeah.
09:26What does it stand for?
09:27Huh?
09:27What does it stand for?
09:29AIS?
09:29Mm-hmm.
09:34It's the Australian Intelligence Service.
09:36Okay.
09:36In what world, Michael, does A stand for amazing?
09:39Sorry, I was confused.
09:40Well, I was confused when two days ago I received the next photo.
09:44So, this photo is backwards, so I'll just turn it over again.
09:48Yes.
09:49That's Dennis Green, arriving at the Queenstown Airport three days ago. Take a look at the next photo.
09:55It's white again. Just joking, it's just backwards.
09:57He just turned it over.
09:58That is a house owned by Norman White, just out of Queenstown.
10:02We believe Dennis Green may be staying at the house.
10:05Well, what's the head of the Amazing Australian Intelligence Service doing in Queenstown?
10:09Amazing is not part of it.
10:10But that is exactly what we want you to find out.
10:13Our South Island officer will meet you at the hotel.
10:15You leave in two hours.
10:17Dress warm.
10:36Mr. Somerset.
10:38Welcome.
10:43Mr. Somerset.
10:45Welcome.
10:46I'm sure you're on the list, you had an easy journey.
10:47Sorry, wrong guy.
10:54No, I'm pretty sure you're the man I was sent here to meet.
10:58My name is Michael Rivera.
11:00That's...not what you said.
11:01Michael, that's your alias.
11:05Did you have a look at the dossier?
11:06Big time.
11:08Yeah.
11:08That was a great read.
11:10Remind me of your name again.
11:11I'm Misty Atwood.
11:13I'm the agency's South Island division.
11:15Anytime you're on the South Island and you need anything, I'm your girl.
11:18My name is Michael Rivera, but you can call me just by my first name.
11:24Michael.
11:24Yeah.
11:25No one really calls me Michael Rivera in conversation.
11:28It's faster to just go, Michael.
11:31Actually, while we're here, let's go with Simon Somerset if that's okay.
11:35Okay.
11:35That's what your reservation is under.
11:37Got it.
11:38Do you want to say it a few times, just really get it in your bones?
11:41No.
11:42Trust me.
11:42I'm good with names.
11:44Okay.
11:44Well, I'll leave you to it then.
11:46Let me know if you need anything.
11:52It was lovely meeting you.
11:54You too.
11:55Bye.
11:56See ya.
12:03Welcome to Grand Remarkables Hotel, sir.
12:05Are you checking in?
12:06Yes, please.
12:07Great.
12:07Name?
12:11Your name, sir?
12:12My name.
12:13Yes.
12:14I'm not sure.
12:15You're not sure?
12:16No.
12:17I said I'm not Sean.
12:19As in, my name is not Sean.
12:21Okay.
12:22Well, we don't have any reservations under Sean.
12:26Good.
12:26Very good.
12:27Maybe could you say some of the names that do have reservations?
12:31Sure.
12:32Jill Sharp, David Hennaday, Simon Somerset.
12:35That's it.
12:36Simon Somerset.
12:38Okay.
12:39Great.
12:39And did Simon book the room for you?
12:41No.
12:41I'm Simon Somerset.
12:43You are Simon Somerset?
12:44Mm-hmm.
12:45Right.
12:46Well, you will be staying...
12:47My name is Simon Somerset.
12:51Great.
12:53Welcome to the hotel, Mr. Somerset.
12:55You will be staying in room 402.
12:57Simon Somerset, thanks you.
13:02Inspect the bed.
13:06Check for any bed bugs.
13:08By which I mean insects and not microphones.
13:13I love coming to Queenstown for a business trip.
13:17My job importing cars.
13:19My name is Simon Somerset.
13:57This is Michael.
13:58Hi.
13:59Is Mr. Somerset there?
14:01This is him.
14:02You just said this is Michael.
14:04I think you'll find I said this is my call.
14:06As in, this is my room, this is my life, this is my call.
14:10I'm Simon Somerset.
14:12Okay.
14:13A bit of a weird question, but did you shoot a gun in your room?
14:16Very interesting question.
14:19And to that question, I will say, I don't think I did.
14:24Is that everything?
14:26No, I have a message from your friend in room 208.
14:29They'd like to meet you at the bar at 8 o'clock.
14:30I'll be there.
14:31Actually, one more thing.
14:32Could you send someone on?
14:34My room is not up to Simon Somerset standard.
14:36It looks like maybe a bird got in.
14:39Okay.
14:40Maybe the bird shot a gun.
14:55Mr. Somerset.
14:57Sue.
14:58I think you're confused.
15:01I'm Mary Smith.
15:02That's right.
15:03And I'm Simon Somerset.
15:05I know.
15:06I said Mr. Somerset.
15:07I'm sorry.
15:08I'm having a shocker.
15:09Okay.
15:10Here's the plan.
15:12Tomorrow at 0500 hours.
15:14What is that in normal time?
15:155 a.m.
15:15Can we just use normal time?
15:17Sure.
15:18Misty will pick us up at 5 a.m.
15:20I just really struggle with 24 hour time.
15:22That's fine.
15:22Totally fine.
15:24As I was saying, the three of us will be picked up at 5 a.m.
15:27Ugh, that's so early.
15:29Yeah, it is.
15:29Yeah.
15:30Wait, did you say three of us?
15:31Mm-hmm.
15:32Yes.
15:32Who's the third?
15:33Me, numbnuts.
15:37Don't call me that.
15:38Why not?
15:39You are one.
15:39You both please shut up.
15:41Okay?
15:42The plan is, all three of us will be picked up at 0500 hours.
15:45We don't know what that means.
15:465 a.m.
15:47We'll be picked up at 5 a.m.
15:49Say that then.
15:51What?
15:51Huh?
15:52Continue.
15:56We'll drive 45 minutes into the mountains.
16:00We'll park up at a viewpoint.
16:01And from there, the two of you will take off on your skis.
16:06It'll take you 20 minutes to reach the valley where the house is.
16:12Anderson, you'll set up camp somewhere with a good view of the house.
16:16And then Michael?
16:19You're on your own.
16:20Enter the house and find anything you can.
16:22We need to find out what the Australians are doing in New Zealand.
16:41Oh, you okay?
16:43Yeah.
16:44I'm fine.
16:46You sure?
16:47No, I'm all good.
16:49I think he fell off.
16:50Is he okay?
16:50I think...
16:51Are you okay, mate?
16:52I'm all good.
16:52Just get these back on.
16:54And I'll be...
16:55I'll be...
16:56Off.
16:56Okay.
16:57I'm good.
16:58Back to it then.
16:58I'm fine.
16:59Is he hurt?
17:00I...
17:01I...
17:01I don't really want to ask.
17:16Hey, numbnuts.
17:17There's a guard on you in like five seconds.
17:23Who are you talking to?
17:24You numbnuts.
17:25That's why you head against the wall.
17:26No, actually.
17:27Because I heard him coming.
17:28Because you said numbnuts, so I assumed you weren't talking to me.
17:31Can you guys please shut up?
17:33Anderson?
17:33Can you see any open windows?
17:37There's actually a door open on the balcony.
17:40Michael, can you climb up to the balcony?
17:42I can try.
17:44There's a ladder.
17:54I'm in.
17:55What do you see?
17:55I think I'm in a bedroom.
17:57Is there a bed in the room?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Then yeah, I'm pretty sure you're in a bedroom.
18:02Shut up.
18:03I'm on the lookout, but...
18:05Okay.
18:09Anderson?
18:10Anderson, don't shut up.
18:13Anderson.
18:16Michael, tell him you don't want him to shut up.
18:18No.
18:18I do want him to shut up.
18:20You need a lookout.
18:21This is so dangerous.
18:23Sorry.
18:24That's okay.
18:27That's okay.
18:28I'm losing a hundred.
18:29I said a hundred, and I mean a hundred.
18:32Is that clear?
18:33Right.
18:34Now the target is the foreign minister of India, Swaran Dhanaraj.
18:38The foreign minister of India.
18:41He's arriving in Christchurch tomorrow for the World Unity Games.
18:44We'll be sending one of our best men.
18:47Magnus.
18:48Magnus.
18:49Michael, how are you getting on?
18:50Really good.
18:51Luckily, this keyhole is massive.
18:54Honestly, I have never seen a keyhole this big.
18:57Hold it right there.
19:00Tell me you've ever seen a keyhole that big.
19:02Put your hands up.
19:03Okay, but you've got to admit that is an abnormally large keyhole.
19:07Have you seen the key?
19:08I would love to see the key.
19:09Shut up.
19:10Who are you talking to?
19:11There is a guard, and he is pointing a gun at me.
19:13Who are you talking to?
19:14I have a, uh, radio earpiece in.
19:18See?
19:20Ow!
19:21You okay?
19:22Yeah, I just, I think he threw his earpiece at someone.
19:25Anderson, can you see anything?
19:28Anderson?
19:29Anderson?
19:29You better frickin' not still be shutting up.
19:32I will kill you.
19:33Okay, okay.
19:37No, I can't see him.
19:39Michael!
19:42Michael?
19:44No sign of him.
19:46Michael, come in.
19:50I can see him.
19:53Well, what's happening?
19:54He's running out of the house, but he's being chased.
19:59He's now whacking a guy with his ski poles.
20:06He's back on the move, but he's got company.
20:10What do you mean?
20:10There's a guard in pursuit.
20:16The guard is armed.
20:30Freeze!
20:32Turn around.
20:39Who are you?
20:41Me?
20:42Yeah.
20:44My name is...
20:46Are you trying to think up a fake name?
20:48No.
20:49Well, it seems like you are.
20:50Well, I'm not.
20:51Okay.
20:52My name...
20:55Is...
20:56Simon.
20:59Is that her name?
21:01Oh...
21:04Uh...
21:05Somerset.
21:06Simon Somerset.
21:23Oh, wow.
21:25Holy smokes.
21:26You're bleeding.
21:30Are you okay?
21:31I...
21:34Oh...
21:37Oh...
22:01Are you an angel?
22:04I'm a nurse.
22:06You're beautiful.
22:07You're beautiful.
22:08You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen, and I have seen many movies.
22:13Okay.
22:14I'm sorry.
22:15I think the drugs are affecting me.
22:17We didn't give you any drugs.
22:20Huh?
22:21We didn't give you any drugs.
22:25Why was I being so flirty?
22:26I'm not sure.
22:28Gosh, I'm really sorry about that.
22:29It's okay.
22:30No, I think I just assumed I would be on some drugs.
22:33And so you thought you could just say anything without consequence?
22:36Yeah, I guess so.
22:38I'm really sorry about that.
22:39It's okay.
22:40You've got some people out in the hall.
22:44So they're planning to kill the Indian Foreign Minister?
22:46Correct.
22:47At the World Unity Games?
22:48Yep.
22:49And the assassin, Magnus.
22:51Did you see what he looked like?
22:52I did, actually.
22:53They had a photo of him.
22:55Can you describe it?
22:56It was really nice, like a glamour shot.
22:59Yes, but what did he look like?
23:01I think everyone should get some nice headshots done while they're young, because then when
23:04they're older...
23:04Michael, we're not interested in your theories about headshots.
23:07We just need to know what the assassin looks like.
23:10Oh, okay.
23:11That's tough.
23:12Let me think.
23:16He was...
23:17Male.
23:18We know he's male, Michael!
23:20Oh, damn it!
23:20She just said the man in the photo.
23:22That implies he's male!
23:23I'm sorry, guys.
23:24The nurses got me on a lot of drugs.
23:26No, I'm sorry for getting mad.
23:27That's okay.
23:28You've done well.
23:29You've all done well.
23:30Thank you, sir.
23:31Thank you, sir.
23:31Not sure we've all done well.
23:32Usually I'd say take some time off.
23:34You know, recuperate.
23:35But the thing is, the games are in two days.
23:38And you are the only one who knows what this assassin looks like.
23:42You want me to protect the Indian Foreign Minister?
23:45We've got no choice.
23:47I'm here.
23:48I'll do it.
23:49Top man.
23:49We'll get you a good cover.
23:51Oh, awesome.
23:52Undercover.
23:52You were just undercover.
23:54I want you to get out of here.
23:55Get to Christchurch.
23:56About tomorrow afternoon.
23:58So, have a word.
24:00Bye.
24:08Bye.
24:09Oh, my gosh.
24:18Oh, wow.
24:22What do you want?
24:23Hello.
24:26What are you doing out there?
24:28I need to come in.
24:29Oh, no.
24:30You're not coming in.
24:31Please.
24:32I was just trying to leave, but it's really dodgy.
24:34No, you go back the way you came.
24:36No, I can't.
24:37It's really scary.
24:38I don't care.
24:38You're not coming in.
24:39Why?
24:40What's your problem?
24:41You.
24:41Trying to get into my damn room.
24:43I'll leave your room immediately.
24:44Keep moving, buddy.
24:46Please.
24:46It's so perilous out here.
24:47I'm telling you.
24:48It is so perilous.
24:49Keep moving, buddy.
24:51Fine.
24:52But if I die, my blood is on your hands.
24:54Good.
24:54I hope you do die.
24:56Peering through my windows trying to marry me.
24:58I wasn't trying to marry you.
24:59My goodness.
25:00She's freaking crazy.
25:01I beg your pardon?
25:02I'm going.
25:03I'm going.
25:06What are you doing?
25:08Huh?
25:09What are you doing?
25:12I'm just...
25:14Are you trying to escape?
25:16Hmm.
25:17You don't have to do that.
25:18You know, you could just leave.
25:20Really?
25:20Yeah.
25:21This is a hospital, not a prison.
25:22I could have just gone down the stairs.
25:24Yeah.
25:26You could also take the elevator.
25:28Could you please do me a favor?
25:30Hmm.
25:31What is that?
25:32There was an attractive nurse in my room just before.
25:35Could you please not tell her about this?
25:36I'm already here, Michael.
25:38Bugger.
25:45You okay?
25:46Yeah.
25:47You sure?
25:48Yeah, I'm good.
25:49That looked painful.
25:50Before you say that, can I just say thank you so much for everything, for having me,
25:55looking after me.
25:56I would love to stay and chat, but I gotta go to Christchurch now.
25:59See ya.
26:23Sorry.
26:28Pellet.
26:29Pellet?
26:30My name's Pellet.
26:31Like a Pellet.
26:32You work for the agency?
26:33I'm a freelancer.
26:35I make spy technology.
26:37Awesome.
26:38Take this.
26:39Oh, I already have a watch.
26:40This one's special.
26:41Well, mine was given to me by my grandparents and there is nothing more special than that.
26:45That is so touchy.
26:47You treasure them.
26:48I will.
26:49This is a tracking device.
26:51Check it out.
26:52Slide this out.
26:53And press this button.
26:55Press it once more to stop the noise.
26:56And the next time you're within 500 metres of this tracker, the watch is gonna start beeping.
27:01The faster the beep, the closer you are to this.
27:04Oh, that's awesome.
27:05Take it.
27:05Yeah.
27:07You're gonna have two watches.
27:08Yeah.
27:09Double the style.
27:11Exactly.
27:12Oh, here's your invitation to the opening night gala.
27:15It's in the dining hall.
27:16The target's gonna be there.
27:17Which means, the assassin will probably be there too.
27:20Magnus.
27:21Do I get any weapons?
27:23The only weapon you'll need is up here.
27:28Headbutt.
27:29I want you to headbutt him.
27:33Peter is the Chancellor of the Cathedral of the Holy Trinity in Bruges.
27:37Oh, not Bruges.
27:38Brussels.
27:39Wow.
27:39That's crazy.
27:41And he's rumoured to be the next Archdeacon of Northwest Europe.
27:45There he is.
27:47Who, Peter?
27:47No, sir.
27:47I don't know who that is.
27:49He's Chancellor of the Cathedral of the Holy Trinity in Brussels.
27:52He's going to the bathroom.
27:53Who, Peter?
27:53No, sir.
27:54I don't know who Peter is.
27:56Magnus is going to the bathroom.
27:57Well, I don't know who Magnus is.
27:58He's the assassin that I was telling you about.
28:00Did you listen to nothing that I told you?
28:02It is boring.
28:03I liked talking about Peter.
28:04He's got a bright future.
28:05He's old.
28:06Peter is old.
28:07He doesn't have a bright future.
28:08Look, sir.
28:09I am sorry.
28:10It has been fantastic getting to know you.
28:12But I've got an assassination to stop.
28:15Oh, yeah.
28:16That's a...
28:17That's a pip.
28:18The olives are on this bow.
28:39Oi!
28:41Sorry.
28:44I was looking for my son.
28:54What was that guy's problem?
29:12Did you find your son?
29:36Please.
29:37Stop.
29:38Please.
29:39Why are you doing this?
29:41Because I know why you're here.
29:42I'm here to enjoy the party.
29:44You're here to kill the Indian foreign minister.
29:46But I am the Indian foreign minister.
29:49Nice try, Magnus.
29:51Please.
29:52My name is Swannan Tanaraj.
29:54I am the Indian...
29:55You beat the hell out of the Indian foreign minister?
29:58Yeah, but you see, I thought he was the assassin.
30:01But it turns out he was actually the target.
30:04They set you up.
30:06What?
30:06The Australians, they set you up.
30:08They intentionally showed you that photo knowing that you'd think he was the assassin and kill him.
30:13Meaning they wouldn't have to send an assassin.
30:15You'd do it for them.
30:16I mean, I think I just got confused.
30:19But I would happily go with that as it paints me in a much better light.
30:22Where is he now?
30:23Oh, man.
30:23I need to get better at fighting.
30:25I nearly lost to a government official.
30:27This guy is probably sitting down all day.
30:29A real assassin would be way better at fighting than that.
30:32Oh, man.
30:33I'm nervous.
30:34Where is he?
30:38Hello?
30:39Don't let him out of your sight.
30:41He stays with you tonight.
30:42But I'm staying in the athlete's village with Brian.
30:44Who's Brian?
30:45Brian Curtis.
30:46He's the weightlifter I'm coaching.
30:47That's your cover.
30:48You're a weightlifting coach.
30:49Yeah.
30:50That's bullshit.
30:51What?
30:52Look, you get to be a coach.
30:54Anderson's a friggin' athlete.
30:55And I'm in catering.
30:56Wait, Anderson gets to be an athlete?
30:58Yeah, he's running the 1500.
30:59That's why he's not at this party.
31:01He's resting up for his race.
31:02Committing to the role.
31:03You can't fault him for that.
31:05Suaran stays with you tonight.
31:08Come on, people.
31:09Let's do some hassle.
31:10Come on, Suaran.
31:12Let's go.
31:19Hi, Brian.
31:20Hey, what's up, man?
31:22This is Suaran.
31:23He is a new assistant coach that I've just hired.
31:30Cool.
31:31Nice to meet you, Suaran.
31:32Nice to meet you, Suaran.
31:33Nice to meet you, Brian.
31:36Hey, guys.
31:37I know it's bedtime, but can I just say something real quick?
31:41Go for it.
31:43Yesterday, when I was told I was getting a coach, I thought, what the hell do I need a coach
31:48for?
31:50Now, one day later, I have two.
31:53And I've got to say, it's been amazing having you guys in my corner.
31:58Thank you so much for believing in me.
32:00I feel like I could lift anything.
32:03Do you mind if I say something real quick?
32:06Of course.
32:09I've never coached someone so talented before.
32:13I have the greatest job in the world, and I'm so lucky to be your coach.
32:17So I want to thank you for giving me this honor of being your coach.
32:23Suaran, do you want to add anything?
32:25Thank you for letting me join the team.
32:28Without seeing other competitors, I think we have a chance to do something very special here.
32:36Wow.
32:38I love you guys.
32:41Good night.
32:44Good night, Brian.
32:45Good night, Brian.
32:46Good night, Michael.
32:48Good night, Suaran.
32:48Good night, Brian.
33:08What?
33:10Sorry.
33:12What do you want?
33:13Come down.
33:15Ooh.
33:16What the hell?
33:16stop throwing them meet me in the park coming but don't throw anymore stop i'm coming i'm coming
33:24i'm coming okay calm down i found your assassin magnus gould he's a high jumper in the australian
33:33team oh my gosh wow that's amazing thank you i'm sorry i woke you i like your pajamas oh yeah
33:41i'm
33:41sorry i didn't get changed i i thought if i tucked it in it might look like a business shirt
33:45this
33:46matching business trousers exactly well you look really handsome thank you for saying it
33:56you don't like eye contact do you no i i do i do i'm just taking in it's such a
34:02beautiful
34:04trees and i'm taking in just the beauty of the night and it's just also it's also beautiful
34:10okay and you're beautiful as well you think i'm beautiful i mean yeah of course
34:20well thank you michael
34:27i should go to bed yeah i should too it was nice seeing you again it was a pleasure doing
34:34business
34:34with you likewise it was fantastic business yeah i loved it i loved doing that business it was
34:40incredible business deal complete complete okay bye bye see ya see ya
34:55suara and i wanted to apologize again for last night michael you are only trying to protect me
35:02in life it is not mistakes we judge but the hearts that are behind them that's 100 good
35:09shit well well well if it isn't coach dweeb well well well if it isn't long distance runner go on
35:19dweeb he's gone with dweeb as well nice there's a card game in the reading room at half one
35:24your assassin might be there interesting see you later trainer dork see you later long distance runner dork
35:44let's get everyone's names and events i am rolf england clay pigeon shooting rodney new zealand 1500 meters
35:53wendy jones canada butterfly i'd prefer not to say my name i'm from new zealand and i'm a weightlifting
36:00coach john fiji decathlon magnus australia jumper
36:10long jump hi hello do you do long jump no i do high jump ah sorry yes i thought you
36:19were greeting me
36:20sue new zealand schiff i thought this was only for athletes and coaches don't worry she's cool who
36:27me i vouch for myself i don't mind your style let's play
36:40check five hold
36:46all in
36:50all in
36:53has this guy ever played before i'm not sure doesn't seem like it fiji i'm out
37:15let's see what you've got new zealand
37:25he has nothing ace high card that's quite possibly the worst hand you could have played
37:32okay well i wouldn't go that far no it literally is one of the worst hands you could possibly have
37:37to not get a single pair is crazy okay well why don't we wait and see what he has before
37:42we
37:42criticized what i had two pair queens and aces magnus wins easily
37:55stupid game that is a stupid game this is not it's not even a fun game
38:02i like fun games personally but whatever
38:20room service
38:37fold i need to use the bathroom
38:48so
38:59so
39:01so
39:01so
39:01so
39:26It's set for 2.15 during the women's fencing fight.
39:32Very good.
39:4512 minutes.
39:51I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'll bring her back. I'm sorry.
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41:18I don't know.
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