00:08Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:36Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
01:00Well, things have changed since you got your ass kicked out the union.
01:04If I don't come up with 10K, my wife and my daughter are gonna move the floor.
01:07Hi, Dad.
01:07You're late again.
01:09And the union is the only place that could give me that kind of money.
01:13Your record is chock full of incidents.
01:20But he's a new man.
01:21One last chance.
01:22This is your final warning.
01:24Begate me.
01:25Let's get cracking.
01:26Oh, no.
01:29Come on, help me.
01:34Vampires just tried to kill me.
01:36Now I just pissed my favorite fucking show.
01:38Hey, hey, hey.
01:38Everybody pisses themselves the first time.
01:40Really?
01:41Yeah.
01:41Did you?
01:42No, I didn't.
01:43But listen, you did.
01:48You know what I see when I see a van?
01:50Big old dollar sign.
01:55Hey, hey, don't you puke in here.
01:57I swallowed it.
02:00Lock and loaded.
02:01Snoop Doggy Dogg in the motherfuckin'
02:07Vampires.
02:08They're the monsters.
02:12And all they are is murderers.
02:15It's not Eclipse, New Moon, Breaking Dawn Part 1.
02:18It ain't like that, all right?
02:20Why do you know the names to all the specific Twilight films?
02:23What?
02:23And what's your gripe with Breaking Dawn Part 2?
02:25It's the exciting conclusion of the whole Twilight saga.
02:27Welcome to the day shift, motherfucker.
02:33Works every time.
02:35Murder was the case that they gave me.
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