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00:00:08for five whole years Sheila you were my world I would have done anything for you
00:00:16but today you'll get what you really want from me a divorce
00:00:34happy anniversary
00:00:39now you can be with your one true love
00:00:48yeah come for me baby
00:00:51oh my god
00:01:02oh Bryce
00:01:10when we first met I nursed you back to health
00:01:14I cooked
00:01:15I cleaned
00:01:17I fumigated our home so you'd be safe from mold spores
00:01:21no matter how perfect I made your life
00:01:24it was never enough
00:01:28it's clear now your perfect life doesn't include my love
00:01:34one final night and then I'll give you the sweetest gift of all
00:01:39freedom
00:01:45midnight and you're still not home
00:01:47normally I'd be worried sick but I'm done waiting around for you
00:01:53yeah
00:01:54I just got home
00:01:56Sheila
00:01:57you
00:01:58for me
00:01:58Sheila this is beautiful
00:02:00thank you for the show Bryce
00:02:02it's Bryce again
00:02:08excuse me
00:02:11you clumsy fuck
00:02:13look what you just did
00:02:16you were out with Bryce on our anniversary
00:02:19god stop with this jealousy shit
00:02:22I just went to the beach
00:02:23Sheila you have a deadly coral allergy
00:02:25you can't just go
00:02:27I know I know okay
00:02:29it was just a moonlight skinny dip
00:02:31skinny dipping
00:02:32you went skinny dipping
00:02:34it's Bryce tonight
00:02:35we didn't want to get our clothes wet
00:02:37okay
00:02:37I could barely see a thing
00:02:42I made you a cake
00:02:44oh my god can I not get one fucking moment of peace
00:02:48you were so caught in my way
00:02:49and you know what
00:02:50I'd fund your entire life
00:02:52and if you didn't have me
00:02:53you'd be a nobody
00:02:56no cake for nobodies
00:03:06I would be somebody
00:03:07if not for you
00:03:08the ocean was to be my home
00:03:11I was set to be the top deep sea explorer for sea lab
00:03:18set a course for the trench
00:03:20full speed ahead
00:03:24you are in high marks and bravery
00:03:26but sometimes dreams must take a backseat
00:03:30to duty
00:03:33Hugo
00:03:35you'll marry my sick and feeble daughter?
00:03:39Harry
00:03:40you rescued me from that orphanage when I was a kid
00:03:43she was my first friend
00:03:46no question
00:03:49good man Hugo
00:03:51but now it's all over
00:03:53and we can both be happy
00:03:56sheila
00:03:57we need to talk
00:03:58can't
00:03:59wait to eat Bryce
00:04:05sheila you will have your whole life
00:04:07to be with Bryce
00:04:09come on Hugo
00:04:11enough with this poor pitiful me shit
00:04:14and where is my smoothie?
00:04:17we need to discuss this
00:04:19sheila
00:04:19Hugo
00:04:20you have one job
00:04:22and it's just to make me my smoothie in the morning
00:04:24so I can be strong
00:04:24can you do nothing right?
00:04:29I
00:04:30I
00:04:30what?
00:04:31like hello?
00:04:32can you fucking speak?
00:04:34jesus
00:04:35what are you moping about anyway?
00:04:37i promised your father i'd marry you
00:04:40but it all ends today
00:04:44yeah
00:04:46hi
00:04:46hi
00:04:49hi
00:04:51hi
00:04:54i'll be right there
00:04:55do you know what you just signed?
00:04:57sign?
00:04:58don't sign
00:04:58who gives a shit?
00:04:59Hugo
00:04:59only you can control your attitude
00:05:02sorry i'm late Bryce
00:05:04my so called husband wouldn't make me a damn smoothie
00:05:06if you need extra nutrition i have something i can give you
00:05:09oh
00:05:10so you're gonna give me what i need
00:05:12oh yeah
00:05:13it'll fill you up
00:05:15hear that?
00:05:16Bryce is gonna give me anything i want
00:05:18why can't you just be a little more like him?
00:05:21is he now?
00:05:23clearly that is just beyond you
00:05:24you know when my parents got divorced
00:05:26Bryce spent years researching an entire shark species
00:05:29and he named get after me
00:05:30why can't you just do something like that?
00:05:33you think Bryce did that?
00:05:38i spent three years looking for that shark
00:05:50this is the world's biggest shark
00:05:56i'm gonna name it after my girl back home
00:06:00shalatis amoris
00:06:18Hugo Presley speaking
00:06:19Hugo, James Doolittle
00:06:21president of Sea Labs Enterprises
00:06:23and we need the best
00:06:25what is it?
00:06:26it's our most ambitious mission ever
00:06:29deep sea
00:06:30one year
00:06:31zero contact
00:06:32are you in?
00:06:37i thought you'd never ask
00:06:39so you're in?
00:06:41oh yeah
00:06:42outstanding
00:06:43your training starts in two days
00:06:45but i've been out of the water for five years
00:06:47how did you hear of me?
00:06:49your father-in-law
00:06:50Barry McGuire
00:06:51let us know you might be interested
00:06:53hear me
00:06:56thank you
00:06:57hugo
00:06:57come on in
00:06:58have a seat
00:07:00i hear congratulations in order
00:07:02Perry i can't thank you enough
00:07:04recommending you was the easy mark
00:07:06you're the right man for the job hugo
00:07:09so what about sheila?
00:07:12hugo remember
00:07:14when bryce left my daughter
00:07:17i just bought a castle out there
00:07:19you see
00:07:19give him a sniff
00:07:20give it a little smell
00:07:21the best of the best
00:07:23for you
00:07:23uh
00:07:24take that
00:07:26sheila i
00:07:27i really
00:07:27i can't i got a lot on my plate
00:07:29so
00:07:29come on ladies
00:07:39my daughter's life could have ended that day
00:07:43you marry my daughter
00:07:45i'll pay you handsomely
00:07:48i'm not in it for the money, Perry
00:07:51i needed her and now she needs me
00:07:53shhh
00:07:59you agreeing to marry sheila saved my daughter's life
00:08:03hugo it's
00:08:04been five years since you made that selfless decision to
00:08:08marry my decrepit daughter
00:08:09i think it's time for you to forge your new path son
00:08:13you sure that she will be okay?
00:08:17listen
00:08:18sheila's mother cheated on me more than i can count
00:08:21i just waited too long to divorce her
00:08:24that was my mistake
00:08:25i don't want you to repeat my mistake
00:08:27hugo
00:08:28your debt's been paid
00:08:30and like mother like daughter
00:08:31sheila's gonna regret letting you go till the day she dies
00:08:35i promise you that
00:08:37you're a good man hugo
00:08:40i'm proud of you
00:08:44thanks, Perry
00:08:50hugo
00:08:51hugo
00:08:51you worthless ass
00:08:53i've been waiting at the door for five minutes
00:08:55is this you, Harriet?
00:08:58don't talk back you dickless troll
00:09:01without my money you'll be living under a bridge
00:09:03which is where you belong
00:09:06well i was just living
00:09:12what's this suitcase for?
00:09:15tell me my daughter finally kicked your worthless butt to the curb
00:09:20no, Harry, actually i am wanted elsewhere
00:09:24where do you think you're going?
00:09:27you don't get to just milk my daughter for her money and not work for it
00:09:32oh, fuck
00:09:37shine my shoes, boy
00:09:40wait until you see what i have planned after for her
00:09:43okay
00:09:49why don't you do mine next, okay?
00:09:54oh, um, that's my husband
00:09:58oh my god, hugo, i didn't even- i- i thought you were the maid
00:10:02yes
00:10:02Bryce
00:10:06i'm so happy to hear you're moving in
00:10:08wait, what?
00:10:10Bryce is moving in?
00:10:12yeah, oh, quit sulking about it
00:10:14it has nothing to do with you
00:10:15it's my house, so i get to decide
00:10:19finally, now Bryce and Sheila can be together
00:10:21oh
00:10:23well, i don't want to be a homewrecker
00:10:25what?
00:10:26you're rich, successful, handsome
00:10:28unlike her dog of a husband, hugo
00:10:32oh, Harriet, surely you're not calling hugo a dog
00:10:34she was a little bitch
00:10:38mom? Bryce?
00:10:40oh, don't get upset, they're just teasing
00:10:43not upset
00:10:45not at all
00:10:47excuse me
00:10:48wait, where are you going?
00:10:51does it matter?
00:10:52hugo, if you feel uncomfortable with me staying here, i can get a hotel
00:10:56oh, no, you're staying here
00:10:58because i could use the company
00:11:01you sure?
00:11:02i could rent out one of those nice presidential suites
00:11:06we could try out the headboards
00:11:08hugo is the only one who should be going to a hotel
00:11:13as you wish
00:11:14wait, hugo
00:11:16there's enough room in the house, both you and Bryce
00:11:20ah!
00:11:21oh, oh, oh
00:11:23Bryce!
00:11:24Bryce, are you okay?
00:11:26i'll be fine
00:11:27it's just that
00:11:28first class really doesn't know where on my back
00:11:30yeah, i understand
00:11:32well, we'll handle that immediately
00:11:34you know, go upstairs and run him
00:11:36have some salt bath
00:11:37quickly
00:11:40well, chop chop
00:11:42Bryce can run his own bath
00:11:45why are you being so rude?
00:11:47Bryce is our guest and he's in pain for god's sake
00:11:50it's not my problem
00:11:52what has gotten into you?
00:11:54Sheila, it's okay
00:11:56if i had to run my wife's place to the bath, i'd be crying too
00:11:59you worthless piece of shit
00:12:00you are not half the man, Bryce's
00:12:03oh, Harriet, don't worry about it
00:12:05Sheila knows how to fix my back right now
00:12:10you know, what would really fix my back?
00:12:13taking my two ladies to a reservation at La Rizia
00:12:19how did you get a table?
00:12:22i pulled a few strings
00:12:25Hugo could come too
00:12:26yeah, we could give him a spot at the bar
00:12:33wonderful
00:12:33so much, Bryce
00:12:36give me your walk
00:12:38bitch
00:12:40shoot her
00:12:56Bryce, call the police
00:12:59that's a pretty brave thing you did there, Hugo
00:13:03it's too bad i can't let you be the hero
00:13:07oh, does that hurt?
00:13:09does that hurt?
00:13:11you're almost as tight as your wife
00:13:16ah!
00:13:16oh, his son of a bitch got me
00:13:18Bryce, oh my god, oh my god
00:13:20oh my god, it's crazy, okay?
00:13:21what happened?
00:13:22i tried to find out if the mugger, but he cut me
00:13:24i should've just ran away like Hugo
00:13:28coward!
00:13:29you abandoned Bryce and almost got him killed
00:13:30shh, fuck, i've been stabbed
00:13:33Hugo, do you mind?
00:13:35i don't know
00:13:35Bryce got hurt trying to protect us
00:13:37jesus christ
00:13:38Hugo, you can walk to the hospital
00:13:40oh, Bryce, look at all this blood
00:13:42oh my god
00:13:43if i die, i'm just happy i could've saved you, Sheila
00:13:48no, no, no, no
00:13:49no, no, no, no, no
00:13:49no, no, no, no, no, no
00:13:51no, no, no, no, no, no
00:13:52Christ, it's okay! You go! Do as I say now!
00:13:56You useless wassuit!
00:13:58Christ, no, no, no, no! You go!
00:14:24Get it lower.
00:14:26Drop it down.
00:14:29Oh, yeah.
00:14:38Hugo!
00:14:40Why are you spying on us?
00:14:42The doctor already banished every scrape. You can go.
00:14:44Scrape? This isn't a scrape, Sheila.
00:14:46I was stabbed!
00:14:49Do you wanna explain to me
00:14:50why Bryce is naked and shiny?
00:14:53Hugo, I don't appreciate
00:14:54you talking about my body like that.
00:14:57Yeah. I'm so sorry about this.
00:14:59Excuse us.
00:15:03Bryce's back was already hurt
00:15:05and you're the one who refused to give him a bath.
00:15:07So giving him a massage, that's the least
00:15:09I can do after what happened last night.
00:15:11I knocked the mugger out
00:15:13and I woke up on the floor.
00:15:14Okay, look, I'm not here to keep score and
00:15:17honestly, a real man
00:15:18would just be happy that I'm safe.
00:15:21Unbelievable.
00:15:22I saved you!
00:15:23And you just wanna take care of Bryce?
00:15:25Scott, you're imagining things.
00:15:27I choose you all the time!
00:15:29Sheila?
00:15:31Would you mind giving me a sponge bath?
00:15:33I don't wanna blow my back out.
00:15:37You want her to help you with what?
00:15:39You control yourself.
00:15:42The only reason why I'm giving him a bath is because he has oil all over him.
00:15:46What do you want him to do, slip and fall?
00:15:48That's alright, Sheila.
00:15:50Jealous people lash out sometimes.
00:15:52Hey, if you feel uneasy with Sheila giving me a bath,
00:15:55maybe you could sponge me.
00:15:57Sponge yourself, Bryce.
00:15:58Thanks.
00:16:00Your choice.
00:16:01Your choice.
00:16:02Come on, Sheila.
00:16:04But, uh, thanks for keeping it warm for me.
00:16:21I think you're, uh, missing a spot.
00:16:25Where?
00:16:26Under the towel.
00:16:38You go.
00:16:39The time has come for your sub training.
00:16:40Is your wife okay with you leaving for the whole year?
00:16:43That's not of her concern.
00:16:45How's that?
00:16:46Because we're divorced.
00:16:50What do you mean divorced?
00:16:58Who are you telling me we're divorced?
00:17:01Some slut you're trying to cheat with?
00:17:05Sheila, it's time I tell you.
00:17:08We are officially divorced.
00:17:11No.
00:17:12No, that, that can't be.
00:17:14Signed the paperwork already.
00:17:17That's impossible.
00:17:19I don't sign things.
00:17:21You did.
00:17:23You signed it this morning in the kitchen.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:27Yeah.
00:17:28I'll be right there.
00:17:29No, that makes, that makes no sense.
00:17:33Hugo.
00:17:35I'm so sorry if I made you uncomfortable.
00:17:39You know what?
00:17:39It's fine, Bryce.
00:17:41I was just leaving.
00:17:43Good.
00:17:43Well, great.
00:17:44So we're, we're all good then.
00:17:48Sheila says mine's a lot bigger.
00:17:50You can feel for yourself if you want to.
00:17:55Oh, my back.
00:17:57Hugo.
00:18:02I am so sorry about him.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:09Come on.
00:18:10Okay.
00:18:11Is he gonna watch me helicopter?
00:18:13Not in line.
00:18:17We're finished, Sheila.
00:18:19See lab, the captain is on his way.
00:18:22No more sacrifice.
00:18:24No more begging.
00:18:26I choose me.
00:18:33Welcome back Hugo.
00:18:34You ready to get to work?
00:18:36Hugo!
00:18:37Hugo!
00:18:38Hugo!
00:18:39Hugo!
00:18:40Hugo!
00:18:41Yeah!
00:19:17Five minutes.
00:19:19That's a new record.
00:19:26You really think he can pull this off?
00:19:28Anyone can do it.
00:19:30Hugo can.
00:19:32I'm impressed with what I've seen.
00:19:34Recently seen it too.
00:19:38Hugo.
00:19:42Hugo.
00:19:44You are the best of the best.
00:19:49Thank you, sir.
00:19:51The sub leaves in one week.
00:19:52We want to see loved ones.
00:19:54Now's the time.
00:19:56On and out, I'll看 you next week.
00:20:05Who have it?
00:20:06400!
00:20:06574 missed calls.
00:20:08Kylo.
00:20:08Where have you been?
00:20:09I've been worried sick.
00:20:10Please, just come home.
00:20:12See, there is kind of okay.
00:20:16For future Ashley?
00:20:21She's dead now.
00:20:31where have you been you have absolutely no idea what i've been through sorry there's no service
00:20:38on the summer i had to fire at least a dozen chef because nobody understands my dietary restrictions
00:20:43like you do so that's the way it is you didn't miss me you missed my smoothies hugo
00:20:53i think it's time that you quit your job you don't have to be a janitor anymore
00:21:01you think i'm a janitor or whatever your title is just stay home and take care of me
00:21:08i'll increase your loans by eight percent i promise you you'll be so much happier
00:21:13your entitlement has made you blind sheila no matter what you say i will never give up on my dream
00:21:19again
00:21:22sheila we're divorced why do you keep saying that silly little thing
00:21:28because we are you sign the papers it's official i know you're upset about bryce but he's gone now
00:21:35no more bath time so please just forget this divorce fantasy and move back in with me
00:21:41oh that reminds me i got you something
00:21:47want to know what it is
00:21:51your very own private helicopter
00:22:01a helicopter what good is a helicopter under the sea
00:22:10well well well look who's come crawling back good to see you hugo looks like this place is going to
00:22:17get
00:22:17more crowded huh oh really why is that well i've grown tired of the roots here i thought i'd move
00:22:23back in oh well hugo was just about to move back in oh great plenty of room on the couch
00:22:31right hugo
00:22:32sheila i saw the helicopter finally you bought one for bryce what you bought me a helicopter i was one
00:22:40of
00:22:40those mom why do you assume the helicopter is for bryce well it obviously isn't for hugo you don't even
00:22:48buy
00:22:48him a card on his birthdays why is she going to hold me the keys
00:22:55those are worth more than your life
00:22:58you can keep your gifts sheila the sea is my home now hot diggity dog
00:23:05it's uh fitting that you got me a helicopter sheila is that because of my special talents
00:23:10oh this is so exciting bryce where are you going to take sheila first
00:23:16oh good question i'm thinking park city maybe catalina maybe barcelona
00:23:24yeah um please stop hugo is right here good point hugo why don't you grab us a couple glasses of
00:23:33champagne actually what do we need four celebrate i want to christen my new chopper sir reginald jr
00:23:39she met sir reginald senior last night well on your way look at him just staring at us like an
00:23:49idiot
00:23:50can't even pour a glass of champagne for his queen
00:23:57laugh it up while you can in one week i'll be a deep sea explorer
00:24:01and out of your life forever
00:24:11hugo are you playing with your silly little toys again i'm playing sheila this is for my mission
00:24:20right anyway today is my family's annual golf fundraiser and i got you a new outfit
00:24:24so go change i'm in the middle of work
00:24:30your job is to be my husband hugo not anymore sheila we're divorced you sign the papers
00:24:44quit joking around my father respects you i should thank perry before my mission
00:24:51i'm fine fine i'll go
00:25:02look how pathetic my so-called son-in-law looks
00:25:06he's a grade a bozo she deserves a real man like bryce rich successful i keep telling her ditch him
00:25:15be
00:25:15with a real man don't worry about it hugo only part of what they say is true
00:25:23well maybe they're right bryce maybe you should give it a shot
00:25:29what a sad pathetic little man you are hugo you know you'll never be anything more than a poor
00:25:35sniveling orphan boy you really thought he was good enough to be sheila's husband
00:25:40she's way out of his league he doesn't give her what she needs so he's willing to be cuckolded
00:25:46by a real man i find it odd how invested you are in your daughter's sex life first of all
00:25:53second of
00:25:53all it doesn't matter sheila and i are divorced
00:25:59that means she's free to be with bryce remember how devastated she was all those years ago when he
00:26:05left her she cried for days she was nearly institutionalized but now she's found her one
00:26:12true love bryce it's like a fairy tale sheila and rice all right my daughter's been waiting to be
00:26:22with you her entire life don't make her wait any longer what are you saying you wanna go putt around
00:26:41oh sheila through all your abuse you never once defended me you never respected me as your husband
00:26:48at all what are you talking about just admit it sheila i've never been anything more than a butler to
00:26:58you that's ridiculous i never made you queen
00:27:08bye bitch here you go harry long time no see i'm so sorry you had to be here today
00:27:17i'm disgusted with these mongol dogs i call a family well i'm glad you're here i wanted to see you
00:27:22and
00:27:23pay my respects without you perry i without me you'd be living your dream already son look
00:27:30you've done more than i could pay you'll understand when you have your own daughter
00:27:34i can't help but feel like i uh like i failed you didn't fail hugo my daughter failed you
00:27:41look you can't make someone love you you can't make someone give love
00:27:50you know leaving is the only way you're gonna find it you sure i'll find it so easily no
00:27:56these wasted years are gonna haunt your dreams but your nightmare is over now your life is yours
00:28:05another thing all this love you've been given it will come back to you i promise that's how the
00:28:11universe works i'm gonna miss having you as my dad father-in-law don't call me dad
00:28:21listen perry there's one thing uh it's important to me that sheila never finds out about the marriage
00:28:28contract okay agreement between us stays between us i'll take it to the grave one more thing anything
00:28:36she can't know about the mission
00:28:40why not hugo don't you want her to see how well you're doing
00:28:50it's the only way i can move on perry
00:28:53to explore the deep sea where my heart can find peace
00:28:58i understand
00:29:00i made up my mind i'm going away for good now
00:29:09you're you're leaving
00:29:14uh were you planning on going somewhere without telling me
00:29:20i'm having him do some son-in-law stuff for me sheila
00:29:24well you've never had him do son-in-law stuff for you before
00:29:29he's a new man now she will all right as long as he doesn't miss his tea time
00:29:38hey hugo where are your golf clubs my what you didn't bring clubs to a golf game
00:29:47that actually works out perfectly sheila and i could actually use a caddy
00:29:54i'm not carrying your golf clubs bryce
00:29:58keep dreaming
00:30:01hugo
00:30:03caddy for us please
00:30:05you know what sheila
00:30:08i think it's best to go on without me
00:30:11hugo can you stop ruining the vibe of the party just because you're jealous you brought called
00:30:16didn't didn't grow up babe
00:30:18the second this game is over i'm leaving you for good
00:30:23i'm not jealous sheila in fact i couldn't care less about this game
00:30:28perfect you can just watch then and i promise after we can do whatever it is that you want to
00:30:34do
00:30:35like what
00:30:39sheila you got first
00:30:43looks like sheila needs some hands-on attention
00:30:52i bet they're dynamite in the sack
00:30:54hugo never could satisfy her the way bryce does
00:30:59watch how good he makes me feel
00:31:01i got it
00:31:08oh
00:31:09let's get a picture with your swing coach
00:31:11all right all right
00:31:16make yourself useful for once take a picture of them
00:31:22bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila
00:31:33sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce
00:31:50and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila
00:31:52bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and
00:31:52sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce
00:31:54and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila
00:31:56bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce and sheila bryce
00:32:00Shh. Thanks.
00:32:05Sorry. I'm gonna be weird.
00:32:23Don't forget to turn off the light.
00:32:28Hey, Sheila.
00:32:34Bryce.
00:32:38It was always easy for you with Bryce.
00:32:41Because you never loved me.
00:32:47They would have beautiful children.
00:32:50It's like a scene from a movie.
00:32:52I do hope we got a good picture.
00:33:24He's acting like a little bitch.
00:33:26Apologize, Satana.
00:33:28Apologize?
00:33:29He better lick my custom golf shoes.
00:33:32You get down on your knees and apologize to Tanya this instant.
00:33:44Oh my god.
00:33:46Hugo.
00:33:48Hugo.
00:33:49Are you okay?
00:33:50Yeah, I'm fine.
00:33:52No, we need to go to the hospital.
00:33:55Oh my god.
00:33:55I saw the whole thing.
00:33:56He's just faking it for attention.
00:33:58He jumped in front of that golf ball.
00:33:59Yes, I saw it too.
00:34:01Leave it to Hugo to milk it for sympathy.
00:34:04This is the most attention he's ever gotten from Sheila.
00:34:13I was knocked over in all the commotion somehow.
00:34:16I don't know.
00:34:17What's wrong?
00:34:18Who hurt you?
00:34:20Sheila?
00:34:21Bryce is in a lot of pain.
00:34:22He needs your help.
00:34:24It hurts really bad.
00:34:26Go to Bryce.
00:34:28Go to Bryce.
00:34:29Go ahead.
00:34:29Why?
00:34:30Because you love him.
00:34:51Finally, I thought I abandoned this crybaby a long time ago.
00:34:56Look at him, bleeding all over the fresh green.
00:34:59I mean, someone needs to take him out back and put him out of his misery.
00:35:04Get up, baby.
00:35:06Sheila's not going to give you any attention.
00:35:10Hugo doesn't understand how to be a real man.
00:35:13No, you don't understand.
00:35:16Sheila and I are divorced.
00:35:24I thought I'd find you here, sulking about.
00:35:28Here.
00:35:29What is it?
00:35:32Pills, Hugo.
00:35:33Do I have to read for you, too?
00:35:36Sheila insisted that I bring them to you.
00:35:39This should help with my concussion.
00:35:41You don't have a brain to concuss.
00:35:44Faking a divorce for attention.
00:35:47It's real, Harriet.
00:35:49Take a look for yourself.
00:35:53Just like the one Perry gave me.
00:35:56Have a nice life.
00:35:58Goodbye.
00:36:00Where do you think you're going?
00:36:03Don't just turn your back on me.
00:36:06Hugo, answer me.
00:36:07When will you be back?
00:36:11Never.
00:36:21Come here.
00:36:22Try to eat something.
00:36:25There you go.
00:36:29Got it.
00:36:31Okay.
00:36:32Where's your president?
00:36:34Hugo.
00:36:35C-Lab is in trouble.
00:36:37We need you back on the team.
00:36:41I'm so sorry.
00:36:43But I can't.
00:36:44My wife is in the hospital.
00:36:46I understand.
00:36:54Hugo!
00:36:56I'm home!
00:37:04Um, where's my smoothie?
00:37:08God, I have to do everything.
00:37:10What do I even let you live here for?
00:37:17Ahoy, matey.
00:37:19This is Hugo.
00:37:20Leave me a message and I'll get back to you when I've got my sea legs.
00:37:25Hugo!
00:37:25Enough with the concussion.
00:37:27Sack up and just get over it.
00:37:29This place is an absolute mess.
00:37:40Hugo?
00:37:41Hugo?
00:37:43Where is my...
00:37:45Smoothie?
00:37:46Milady?
00:37:51Here, honey.
00:37:56Good job.
00:37:58My mouth is still cold.
00:38:04Have fun at the party tonight.
00:38:13I can't...
00:38:14I can't breathe.
00:38:16I can't...
00:38:17No!
00:38:17No!
00:38:19No!
00:38:20Hugo!
00:38:31You'll always have treats in the candy jar.
00:38:34My emergency's nashed.
00:38:54Hugo...
00:38:56Hugo, where are you?
00:39:05Hi!
00:39:06Hi, is this 9-1-1?
00:39:08I need to file a missing persons report.
00:39:11My husband...
00:39:13He hit his head and he keeps saying that we're divorced and...
00:39:17And I don't know where he went.
00:39:19I think it's all my fault!
00:39:25What?
00:39:26What?
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:27Yes, I have a photo of him.
00:39:28Mm-hmm.
00:39:29Hugo.
00:39:30Hugo, um...
00:39:36My God.
00:39:38I don't remember his last name!
00:39:41No!
00:39:42What?
00:39:43What do you mean you can't help me?
00:39:46What do you mean?!
00:39:47No!
00:39:50No!
00:39:51No!
00:39:51No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:39:52Where are you?
00:39:55Oh, my God!
00:39:58Hugo?
00:40:00Hugo, is it you?
00:40:02Hello, sweetie.
00:40:04Look who I brought.
00:40:05Your new man.
00:40:08Mom.
00:40:09Hugo was missing and I don't know where he went.
00:40:13Music to my ears.
00:40:15Finally we're free of that freeloading to work.
00:40:21Sweetie.
00:40:23Hey, I got an idea.
00:40:24Why don't we go skinny dipping in the jacuzzi and forget all about this, huh?
00:40:33Does it look like I want to go skinny dipping in the fucking jacuzzi?
00:40:37Honey?
00:40:38You are now free to date Bryce again.
00:40:43I don't have time to date.
00:40:46My husband is missing.
00:40:49But Bryce can give you so much more than Hugo ever could.
00:40:53No! I don't want Bryce!
00:40:56God!
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:02I don't care if you tell you do.
00:41:04Because I am going to go find my husband.
00:41:08Oh, yeah? Do you know where he is?
00:41:10Yeah.
00:41:11But I know someone in life.
00:41:19Sheila, what's wrong, honey?
00:41:22Dad, I need help.
00:41:26What is this, Sweetie?
00:41:28I have been searching everywhere for Hugo.
00:41:32And I think someone's kidnapped him.
00:41:35What makes you think anyone's kidnapped Hugo?
00:41:38Because he's Hugo.
00:41:39He's always exactly where he's supposed to be.
00:41:42And now I can't get in touch with him.
00:41:44Wait, do you think somebody stole his phone?
00:41:48I highly doubt that.
00:41:50Why?
00:41:52Do you know where he is?
00:41:55It's not something I can share, honey.
00:41:58And why not?
00:42:01A debt.
00:42:03Paid long ago.
00:42:05You took my daughter's hand, Hugo.
00:42:07You'll always have my loyalty.
00:42:16Okay.
00:42:18I do remember seeing a divorce agreement, but Hugo would never sign that. Right?
00:42:24Think again, Sheila.
00:42:26The divorce is finalized.
00:42:29Hugo's not missing, honey.
00:42:31He left you.
00:42:33No.
00:42:34No, no, no, that can't be.
00:42:36No.
00:42:37It is, Sheila.
00:42:39Papers were filed this morning.
00:42:42Hugo's not missing, honey.
00:42:44And he left you.
00:42:45No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:46This isn't fair!
00:42:50No, no, no.
00:42:52But why would Hugo want to leave me, huh?
00:42:56What?
00:42:56Over some innocent stuff with Bryce?
00:42:58Innocent?
00:42:59Sheila, I saw you kiss Bryce at the golf course.
00:43:02No, that was just a harmless joke.
00:43:04It was a joke that Hugo blew out of proportion.
00:43:07Have you ever kissed Hugo like that?
00:43:10Yeah, but...
00:43:11when he asked me to.
00:43:14Have you told you don't be followed by Sheila?
00:43:16In more than words.
00:43:19Listen.
00:43:20Husband needs to be treated like a king.
00:43:23And if he isn't, he'll find a queen that will.
00:43:26Nobody treated Hugo like me.
00:43:28You don't understand, Dad.
00:43:30I don't want to be with Bryce.
00:43:32I...
00:43:33I miss Hugo.
00:43:38Sheila.
00:43:39Honey.
00:43:44If you only miss someone when they're not there,
00:43:46did you really love him in the first place?
00:43:50But I can show him that I've changed.
00:43:52I swear.
00:43:53I swear on my life.
00:43:56This isn't over.
00:43:58I'll make you go back.
00:44:10One day I will be one with the sea.
00:44:14One day.
00:44:21Authorized personnel only.
00:44:23Oh!
00:44:27I am Hugo's wife.
00:44:30And I demand to know what he is.
00:44:33Oh.
00:44:34Well.
00:44:36I'm afraid that information is classified.
00:44:41And last time I checked, Hugo didn't have a wife.
00:44:44Oh.
00:44:46He thinks we're divorced.
00:44:48He's on some midlife crisis trip.
00:44:52Is that so?
00:44:54Yes.
00:44:55He's always been jealous of Bryce because he discovered a shark species and named it after him.
00:44:59Oh.
00:45:00And that's why he goes here at Sea Lab.
00:45:02Because he wants to find a shark of his own.
00:45:05What shark are you referring to?
00:45:08Shilidus Amoris.
00:45:13You mean...
00:45:19This shark?
00:45:22Shilidus Amoris.
00:45:24Sea Lab's greatest discovery.
00:45:26Yeah.
00:45:27That's it.
00:45:28That's the shark that Bryce named after me.
00:45:32But it wasn't Bryce.
00:45:35It was Hugo.
00:45:37No.
00:45:39That can't be.
00:45:41Bryce is nothing but a poser.
00:45:42To let him captain a ship would be a suicide mission.
00:45:47But...
00:45:49Then...
00:45:49Then why did Hugo let Bryce take all the credit all these years?
00:45:54Because you'd never listen.
00:45:59He never told me.
00:46:17To us.
00:46:19And our future.
00:46:21Together.
00:46:26Oh, Hugo.
00:46:29Hugo, come back to me.
00:46:32I was loving.
00:46:36Sheila?
00:46:37What happened?
00:46:39Sheila?
00:46:40What are you doing?
00:46:42Hey.
00:46:43That is none of your business.
00:46:49So...
00:46:50What's going on?
00:46:51You're hunting now?
00:46:52It's for Hugo.
00:46:55Oh no.
00:46:57It's mine.
00:47:04Ah!
00:47:10Mom.
00:47:11Why would you do that?
00:47:14I can't stand to see you on the floor sniveling over your limp dick ex-husband.
00:47:19He is not my ex!
00:47:24I...
00:47:25I am gonna get him back.
00:47:28Bryce is right here.
00:47:30And his family business is worth billions.
00:47:33Well...
00:47:35I don't care about the money.
00:47:37Hugo was there for me.
00:47:38And...
00:47:39And I pushed him away.
00:47:44You so sure about that?
00:47:46Of course.
00:47:51Hugo stole millions of dollars of crypto right from under your nose.
00:48:00Hugo was never a steal from me.
00:48:02But he did.
00:48:03That Boy Scout bullshit of his was just an act.
00:48:06He knew he'd get nothing from the prenup so he skimmed off the top.
00:48:10And to think I actually trusted him.
00:48:14But how...
00:48:15How do you know?
00:48:16Hmm?
00:48:17Hmm?
00:48:17Hmm?
00:48:18Where's the proof?
00:48:19True?
00:48:20Mm-hmm.
00:48:21Honey, look at your checking account.
00:48:24No.
00:48:28I don't...
00:48:29I don't believe it.
00:48:32It's impossible.
00:48:33Hugo would never steal from me.
00:48:35Sweetheart, the only reason you should be looking for Hugo is to get justice.
00:48:40His crimes?
00:48:42Punishable by death.
00:48:56$40,000 in Epsom salt?
00:48:59Jesus, Hugo.
00:49:03Miss Sheila, I'm ready to leave.
00:49:23Miss Sheila.
00:49:25Why are you so upset?
00:49:27Oh, it's nothing, Lupe.
00:49:30Oh, oh, tell me it's nothing.
00:49:32What are all these papers doing here?
00:49:35Hmm.
00:49:36All right.
00:49:37You promise not to say anything?
00:49:38Of course.
00:49:42Hugo has been stealing crypto from me.
00:49:45Ugh!
00:49:47Miss Sheila, that's impossible.
00:49:49Impossible?
00:49:50The proof is right here.
00:49:52And you know what?
00:49:52I need to find him so I can get him arrested.
00:49:58Hi, 911.
00:49:59I would like to report a really big theft.
00:50:01Miss Sheila!
00:50:02Lupe!
00:50:03Hugo would never do anything like that.
00:50:06And I can prove it.
00:50:07Oh, you have proof that he's innocent?
00:50:10Yes, I do.
00:50:12Follow me.
00:50:14Well, this better be good.
00:50:23So, this is Hugo's bedroom.
00:50:28I've never been in here before.
00:50:30You are all Mr. Hugo's possessions.
00:50:37It's the tie I accidentally got him for his birthday.
00:50:43He loved that tie.
00:50:45That was his prized possession.
00:50:50Oh.
00:50:51Is that a tie for Mr. Hugo's birthday?
00:50:55Mind your own goddamn business, Lupe.
00:50:58It's for Bryce.
00:51:00Oh, my gosh.
00:51:01You remembered my birthday?
00:51:03Sheila?
00:51:05You got this tie for me?
00:51:14He wore that tie every day.
00:51:17He was so happy.
00:51:18That was the only thing you ever got him.
00:51:23Hey, Sheila.
00:51:25Check it out.
00:51:25I'm wearing the tie you got me.
00:51:30Hey, Sheila, look.
00:51:33The new tie you got me.
00:51:34Yeah.
00:51:48No way, Mr. Hugo stole.
00:51:51He had so little.
00:51:53But he loved you so much.
00:51:57Oh, Hugo.
00:52:00Where could you be?
00:52:15Hold her steady.
00:52:18It's okay.
00:52:19No need to panic.
00:52:20Captain Hugo, we're in uncharted waters!
00:52:27Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:52:29Press on.
00:52:30The discovery of a lifetime's up ahead.
00:52:40Sir?
00:52:42We found something.
00:52:48What could that be?
00:52:52Oh, okay.
00:52:59We found something.
00:53:00At long last.
00:53:03I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
00:53:06I've done it.
00:53:07I discovered the city of Atlantis.
00:53:19We were so cute.
00:53:23Breaking news. Officials at C-Lab have announced the discovery of the lost city of Atlantis.
00:53:29C&I has secured an interview with the heroic submarine captain who made this discovery.
00:53:34Patching in, Hugo Presley.
00:53:38Could this be my Hugo?
00:53:40Hugo, can you hear me?
00:53:42Yes, I can.
00:53:44Hugo, how does it feel to be the bravest man in the briny deep?
00:53:48Oh, it took a village to find Atlantis. I couldn't do it without my team.
00:53:54Your wife must be proud.
00:53:57I don't have a wife.
00:53:59The ocean is my one true love.
00:54:02You must get lonely.
00:54:03Hugo, we're going to take some collars.
00:54:12Hello, caller. What would you like to say to Captain Hugo?
00:54:16Hugo, it's me.
00:54:18Kila, your wife.
00:54:21I can recognize your voice.
00:54:24I'm so sorry. You must have me confused for someone else.
00:54:28Hugo, what? No, I know it's you.
00:54:32Please, please, please come home.
00:54:36It breaks my heart to say this.
00:54:39I'm afraid I don't know who you are.
00:54:42I'm sorry.
00:54:43No.
00:54:45Hugo.
00:54:48Hugo.
00:54:48Hugo.
00:54:50Hugo.
00:54:53Hugo!
00:54:56Hugo.
00:54:58What?
00:55:39There he is.
00:55:40Mr. President.
00:55:41The man of the hour.
00:55:48Captain Hugo, I hereby present you with the Deep Sea Medal of Bravery.
00:55:55The highest honor for a senior.
00:55:59I am truly honored.
00:56:02I also have something for you.
00:56:09This is the crown of Atlantis.
00:56:12The crown of the sea.
00:56:16What a discovery.
00:56:17It's what I do.
00:56:20Well, I too have something for you.
00:56:26Perry.
00:56:28My son-in-law, the hero.
00:56:31Or should I say, my friend, the hero.
00:56:34Brothers.
00:56:36I remember that.
00:56:38You look amazing.
00:56:41I have someone I want you to meet.
00:56:43Well, any friend of Perry's is a friend of mine.
00:56:46Is it a scientist or a patron?
00:56:49Well, they made this mission possible for you.
00:56:51She's taken a key interest in this song.
00:56:53You see?
00:57:00So you're the hero explorer everyone's been raving about.
00:57:04Oh, I don't know about all that.
00:57:07My name's Hugo Presley.
00:57:10Madeline Lorde.
00:57:16My pleasure.
00:57:18Miss Lorde is the heir to the Lorde family fortune.
00:57:21And she's the CEO of Sea Lab Enterprises.
00:57:27Well, that is quite the resume, Miss Lorde.
00:57:30You should see the rest of me.
00:57:34You're blushing.
00:57:36I'm sorry.
00:57:38Being ten thousand leagues under the sea for-
00:57:41Not many women down there.
00:57:42Not like you.
00:57:46Well, I do have many questions about your expedition.
00:57:49Would you like a tour of the sub?
00:57:53What would I need a tour for?
00:57:55I designed it.
00:57:57Of course you did.
00:57:58I-
00:57:58Unless you were hoping to get a little alone time,
00:58:03which I would be happy to accommodate.
00:58:10Do you have time?
00:58:13I don't.
00:58:15But you do deserve a hero's welcome.
00:58:36Welcome to the submarine.
00:58:39Hugo, this is amazing.
00:58:45I'm very proud of it.
00:58:47You know, some of the greatest discoveries were made right where you're standing.
00:58:54Incredible.
00:58:55Hugo, I have a question for you.
00:58:58What is it?
00:59:00My family is hosting a fundraising gala in your honor to welcome you home.
00:59:04Yeah.
00:59:06You know, I'm not so good with these types of events.
00:59:09You don't like to be honored?
00:59:12But the work is, it's on reward.
00:59:15Anything else is just distracting me from my mission.
00:59:19Well, how would you like to be distracted for a couple of hours?
00:59:22Of course.
00:59:23As my date.
00:59:27Well, I suppose I've been in the briny deep long enough.
00:59:30One taint won't hurt.
00:59:34And I have one more question for you.
00:59:35I know.
00:59:36Where do you sleep on these missions?
00:59:41In the captain's quarters.
00:59:44Authorized personnel.
00:59:45Is that so?
00:59:48Well, I have full clearance.
01:00:04Sheena, you won't believe the news.
01:00:09What is it?
01:00:12Rice just got a position with Sea Labs Enterprises.
01:00:16Mm-hmm.
01:00:18Ever since they discovered Atlantis, everyone's been trying to land a job there.
01:00:21In a few years, Rice will be the top deep sea explorer.
01:00:26Wow.
01:00:27That's really great.
01:00:29And that's not even the best news.
01:00:31Tell me, Rice.
01:00:32Yes.
01:00:33Well, I was invited to the Heroes Gala at Sea Lab HQ.
01:00:37VIP only.
01:00:39And I'm bringing you two with me and guests.
01:00:45Do you think Hugo is going to be here?
01:00:47They don't invite janitors, Sheila.
01:00:51We're going to Sea Lab.
01:00:52Going to Sea Labs!
01:00:55She okay?
01:00:56She'll be fine.
01:01:00After you.
01:01:03Ah, Sea Lab.
01:01:05Did you see that, Sheila?
01:01:13That's the shark I discovered.
01:01:17And I named it after you.
01:01:20But they said Hugo discovered the shark for me.
01:01:30Hugo?
01:01:31I'm going away.
01:01:32Hugo?
01:01:34Hugo?
01:01:35Stop!
01:01:36V.I.P. only.
01:01:38Oh damn, V.I.P.
01:01:39That was my husband!
01:01:40Hugo!
01:01:44No!
01:01:45Hugo!
01:01:46Hugo!
01:01:46Stop!
01:01:51V.I.P. only.
01:01:52You're cheating on me!
01:01:58That couldn't have been Hugo.
01:02:01Hugo would never be with another woman.
01:02:04Hey!
01:02:05Hey sweetie, you need help with those bags?
01:02:08Sure.
01:02:09I'll get a busboy to handle it.
01:02:11Listen, I've been thinking a lot ever since I got this job at Sea Lab.
01:02:15About what?
01:02:17Well, I'm going to be a deep sea hero soon.
01:02:21And I'm going to need a woman by my side.
01:02:24I'm sorry Bryce, I have a lot on my mind right now.
01:02:26No, no, no, no, no, that doesn't matter right now.
01:02:29I love you.
01:02:31And I want to be with you.
01:02:33Let's take over Sea Lab together.
01:02:37Be my queen.
01:02:41I'm sorry Bryce, I wouldn't marry you even if you were the last man on earth.
01:02:47How dare you speak to me that way?
01:02:50When you left me all those years ago?
01:02:53Hugo was the one that saved me.
01:02:55You're not even half the man that he is.
01:02:57Hugo is an insect.
01:03:00I'm in love with him.
01:03:02And he needs me and I need him.
01:03:04Okay? So just leave me alone.
01:03:08You are throwing away the biggest thing of your life right now, you know that.
01:03:12No.
01:03:13But it turns out that Barney Beach isn't a real scientist.
01:03:15Oh my god.
01:03:17Oh my god. Oh my god.
01:03:19What the fuck?
01:03:22Hugo.
01:03:23I can't believe it's you.
01:03:25Um, Hugo, who is this?
01:03:28I'm Sheila, bitch.
01:03:30Now take your grubby hands off of my husband.
01:03:32Oh, okay.
01:03:33Hugo.
01:03:34Sheila.
01:03:36Excuse her, Madeline.
01:03:38I'm not your husband.
01:03:40Don't you miss me?
01:03:42Hugo.
01:03:44I can change.
01:03:46I'm better now.
01:03:47I'm ready. We can spend our life together.
01:03:50Our life together is over.
01:03:52We're divorced.
01:03:53No. No.
01:03:59No.
01:04:00Seek help, Sheila.
01:04:02Excuse us.
01:04:03No.
01:04:04No, Hugo.
01:04:05No, Hugo.
01:04:06Please, no.
01:04:07No, I thought you stole from me.
01:04:09No.
01:04:10Madeline, you're next.
01:04:11Girl to girl.
01:04:11No.
01:04:13Madeline.
01:04:15I was divorced over a year ago.
01:04:18And since then, my life has belonged to the sea.
01:04:23That is until now.
01:04:27She didn't deserve you.
01:04:31Oh, my God.
01:04:32I just remembered.
01:04:32I forgot something in our room.
01:04:33I'll go with you.
01:04:34No.
01:04:35It's okay.
01:04:36I'll meet you in the lobby.
01:04:43I cannot fucking believe Hugo is here.
01:04:46That cucked bitch needs to be put back in his place.
01:04:49Yeah, he does.
01:04:50But you know what?
01:04:51I just got word.
01:04:52The deep sea hero is gonna be here at the gala tonight.
01:04:56And I get to meet him.
01:04:57Wonderful.
01:04:59Right?
01:04:59We're gonna be friends.
01:05:02These people made Hugo's life a living hell.
01:05:05It's time they learn who they're dealing with.
01:05:14How's my hair look?
01:05:15You look ravishing.
01:05:17Good.
01:05:18The deep sea hero is gonna be here tonight.
01:05:19You need to make a good impression.
01:05:20All the most powerful people in the world have come to kiss his ring tonight.
01:05:24Oh, what a man he must be.
01:05:26I need a drink.
01:05:28Excuse me.
01:05:29Waiter, can I get a martini, please?
01:05:33What the fuck are you doing here?
01:05:35You piece of shit.
01:05:37How dare you show your face here?
01:05:39I was invited.
01:05:40You are invited.
01:05:43You cannot be serious.
01:05:44Yeah, he probably stole the invitation just like he stole from Sheila.
01:05:49How dare you crash the party of the deep sea hero.
01:05:58How did you get in here?
01:06:00You have no idea who you're dealing with, do you?
01:06:02A liar?
01:06:03A little worm?
01:06:06Don't even play games with us, Hugo.
01:06:08Give me one good reason why I shouldn't call security.
01:06:11It's easy.
01:06:13Because I discovered Atlantis.
01:06:16You lying fuck!
01:06:18Everybody, listen up!
01:06:20This guy just said he discovered Atlantis.
01:06:26That doesn't faze me.
01:06:27I have been to more than you can possibly imagine.
01:06:32You swear that you found Atlantis.
01:06:35I did.
01:06:37How dare you!
01:06:39Now it's time for your punishment!
01:06:46Spang him!
01:06:47Spang him!
01:06:48Spang him!
01:06:49Spang him!
01:06:50Spang him!
01:06:50Spang him!
01:06:51Spang him!
01:06:51Spang him!
01:06:51If I wasn't the deep sea hero, then how do I have this?
01:06:59Winner!
01:07:02Holy shit.
01:07:03Back in the Sea Lab Medal of bravery, that's only reserved for the best explorers.
01:07:08That's right Bryce.
01:07:08So stand aside, back up and walk away peacefully while you still can.
01:07:14If he really is the deep sea explorer, then we're in deep shit.
01:07:18What are you babbling about?
01:07:21He probably stole it from the real hero.
01:07:24Yeah, you're right. Yeah.
01:07:27You see that?
01:07:31Ah! That's not even real gold!
01:07:33Not even real gold!
01:07:35He's stealing sea lab valor!
01:07:40Oooooh!
01:07:42Bake! Bake! Bake! Bake! Bake!
01:07:50Call security!
01:07:52No. I say we feed into the sharks.
01:07:56Sharks! Sharks! Sharks! Sharks! Sharks! Sharks! Sharks! Sharks!
01:08:02You couldn't please your wife. Let's see if you make these sharks happy.
01:08:06This will not end well for you, Bryce.
01:08:07Oh, shut up! Throw his ass in the brick.
01:08:12Don't take him anywhere.
01:08:14Sheila, get out of the way. Hugo is done for.
01:08:18Yeah, he's gonna learn today.
01:08:20Look, I know they're still good in him. Just let me talk to him.
01:08:26Hugo, I know you've been acting out since the whole fake divorce thing, but I'll forgive you for all the
01:08:32crypto you stole from me. Just, just take me back.
01:08:36Sheela, I'm not a thief.
01:08:39Sheela, I'm not a thief.
01:08:41Enough of this! Throw his candy ass to the brig!
01:08:46Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig! Brig!
01:08:53No, just take me back, baby. Tell me you love me and this will all be over.
01:08:58No, Sheila. For five years I tried my best to love you. But my heart is tired.
01:09:06And I have a fresh start.
01:09:08What do you mean?
01:09:09I mean that we are never, ever getting back together.
01:09:16You cocky little fuck. How dare you reject Sheila's love.
01:09:21I'll gut you like a fish and throw you the sharks myself.
01:09:26Careful, Bryce. You wouldn't want to cut the deep sea hero.
01:09:29Liar!
01:09:31Everybody knows the deep sea hero is identified by the crown that he wears.
01:09:35Well, if I'm not the deep sea hero, then how do you explain this?
01:09:49The crown of Atlantis!
01:09:56Hugo, my darling son-in-law.
01:09:59Enough talk, Harriet.
01:10:01But, uh, Bryce made me threaten you.
01:10:05Harriet, what the fuck?
01:10:06Thank you, Harriet.
01:10:08Sheila, you have to win Hugo back. Promise him anything he desires.
01:10:13Every deep sea hero needs a queen.
01:10:16Just tell me you love me. Think of the fortune. Kiss me, Hugo.
01:10:20Oh my god!
01:10:22You used to treat me like a servant. Now you wish me your king?
01:10:26I just professed my love for you and you run to Hugo, you slut!
01:10:32Why don't you shut the fuck up, Rice?
01:10:34Oh, fuck you! You don't know what it's like to get your heart broken!
01:10:37Fuck you!
01:10:45You pussy!
01:10:47Where'd you learn to do that?
01:10:50Sea lab training.
01:10:55Only the best and brightest can be submarine captains, and we train them to take down mutinies.
01:11:02What are you in plan?
01:11:03Simple. Hugo here is the real deep sea hero.
01:11:09Who's this floozy Hugo hired to simp for him?
01:11:13I'd watch your tone if I were you.
01:11:15Watch her tone?
01:11:17Throw them both to the brig!
01:11:20What should we do with it, Miss Lord?
01:11:23The usual.
01:11:26Ow! Ow!
01:11:28Ow, my back!
01:11:29Ow, my back! This time it's for real! Ow!
01:11:33That's for insulting Hugo, champion of the seas.
01:11:39Give me that back!
01:11:40Bryce, fire these men!
01:11:42He can try, but I'm afraid that's above your pay grade.
01:11:45Who the hell are you?
01:11:47Me?
01:11:48You have a lot to learn.
01:11:52President of Sea Lab.
01:11:55This woman is Madeline Lord.
01:11:57Heiress to the Lord family of fortune.
01:12:00And CEO of Sea Lab Enterprise.
01:12:04What?
01:12:05No, that's impossible.
01:12:07I'll just have to prove it to you.
01:12:14Yes, Jeeves?
01:12:16I would like you to find Bryce's family's company, and stage a takedown.
01:12:20And then burn it to the ground.
01:12:22You can't just destroy a company!
01:12:25It's done.
01:12:30Hello? Daddy?
01:12:33No, boy, what?
01:12:34Calm down.
01:12:35What's going on?
01:12:37What?
01:12:38All of the money's gone?
01:12:40How was that?
01:12:46Madeline, please.
01:12:48Please don't destroy my family.
01:12:50After you tried to destroy my Hugo?
01:12:52That was a joke!
01:12:54What?
01:12:54Okay, please don't do anything!
01:12:55This type of weakness will not be tolerated at Sea Lab.
01:13:00You're finished here.
01:13:02Please, Miss Lord, show mercy on him.
01:13:05Before we talk about mercy, let's talk about crypto.
01:13:10Specifically, the crypto that you stole.
01:13:15What are you talking about?
01:13:17What are you talking about?
01:13:17Well, if I must remind you, I'm talking about the crypto that you stole from your daughter.
01:13:42Apparently, all the money that you won in the court case against Perry wasn't enough.
01:13:47And when you ran out, you turned on your own daughter.
01:13:51How could you?
01:13:55Nice word, deep sea hero.
01:13:58Not so bad yourself, deep sea queen.
01:14:01Let's get rid of these losers and start the gala.
01:14:05Let's.
01:14:06No, wait, wait.
01:14:08I'll beg.
01:14:09If I have to, please, just come back to me.
01:14:15I didn't want to tell you this, but I guess there's literally no other way to make you move on.
01:14:21Tell me what?
01:14:23I even made your father swear to secrecy, but I guess that's all gone now.
01:14:27What do you mean?
01:14:30Sheila, when Bryce dumped you all those years ago, I...
01:14:37Your father made me an offer.
01:14:41That I would sign a contract and marry you for five million dollars.
01:14:59I tried my best to love you.
01:15:01To repay my debt to Perry.
01:15:04But Madeline and I...
01:15:07Our love is real.
01:15:09No, no, you go.
01:15:11You go listen to me.
01:15:12If you don't love me, then I don't have any reason to live.
01:15:15Jesus Christ, stop being so dramatic.
01:15:17No, please, if you don't love me, then I'm just gonna go drown myself in the ocean.
01:15:23No.
01:15:24No.
01:15:25Please, please, no.
01:15:28Sheila, I do want a happy life for you, I do.
01:15:31But you making these empty threats to me is not gonna sway me.
01:15:35Enough.
01:15:36No.
01:15:39No.
01:15:41My life is with Madeline and the Briny Deep now.
01:15:43We will explore Atlantis together.
01:15:47No.
01:15:49No!
01:15:50No!
01:15:52Stop her. She's gonna jump.
01:15:56No.
01:15:57No.
01:15:58No, no, no!
01:15:59Here. It really is. She loves him.
01:16:02No!
01:16:02Jesus.
01:16:08Sheila, it's time you find somebody else to keep your pills handy.
01:16:11No.
01:16:12Here we go.
01:16:13Here we go.
01:16:15What's wrong? What happened?
01:16:18What's wrong? She's having a heart attack.
01:16:23Give her these.
01:16:36Better than she deserves.
01:16:39You think you're the Great Shark Whisperer? You fuck!
01:16:42Now you're all gonna see who the greatest really is.
01:16:51Mother of God. He's gonna try to wrestle that shark.
01:16:56You all bear witness to Bryce's greatness.
01:17:00I'm gonna tap the shark.
01:17:01Yeah!
01:17:10I will tackle the shark.
01:17:18I can't watch!
01:17:20I can't watch!
01:17:25Oh! Fuck!
01:17:27Oh no!
01:17:29Fuck!
01:17:30Shut up!
01:17:35Well, now C-Lab can start over.
01:17:48Easy now. Looks like there's something up ahead.
01:17:50Don't worry about me.
01:17:53Wait. What is that?
01:17:55Where?
01:17:56There!
01:17:57There!
01:18:03It's beautiful.
01:18:05See that little Felix?
01:18:08Look what Daddy discovered.
01:18:11We discovered.
01:18:15What will you call it?
01:18:19Let's name it after baby Felix.
01:18:22We'll call it...
01:18:25Felix the most explorer I miss.
01:18:32I know he's out there.
01:18:33Dad.
01:18:35Hugo's waiting for me in the deep.
01:18:39It's been two years, Sheila.
01:18:42Hugo's gone!
01:18:42It's time for you to move on.
01:18:45Hugo's my universe.
01:18:47And without him,
01:18:50there is no universe.
01:18:56I can't help you anymore.
01:18:59Stay away from the coral.
01:19:01You're allergic.
01:19:07Hugo?
01:19:09Hugo!
01:19:11Hugo!
01:19:18There's coral!
01:19:20Hugo!
01:19:23Hugo!
01:19:24There's coral!
01:19:25Please help me!
01:19:29Hugo!
01:19:32Hugo!
01:19:36Hugo!
01:19:37Hugo!
01:19:39lock the weapon!
01:19:39Even if you...
01:19:41Remember what you need?
01:19:42Oh fuck!
01:19:42No!!
01:19:42Oh no!
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