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00:20Do you know I'm all day?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25It's me when I'm stuck.
00:26Keep going.
00:30It's me when I'm stuck.
01:07You make me nervous.
01:13What is that?
01:38It's me when I'm stuck.
01:45It's me when I'm stuck.
01:56I'm stuck.
01:57I'm stuck.
02:05I'm stuck.
02:08I'm stuck.
02:13You can do it.
02:15Yeah.
02:15I know.
02:16I know.
02:17I'm going to.
02:33I know.
02:33Can you?
02:58Wellsy!
03:00Hey, I'm out with you right now.
03:01Got my flashcards and everything.
03:02Uh, actually, uh, about that, uh, I know we're down to the wire, and I promise I'll have
03:10you ready for Tober tomorrow, but...
03:13But?
03:13But I can't meet right now, because I have my first songwriting session with, uh, Justin.
03:18I asked him for help with my showcase song, like you said, and you went for it.
03:25Hello?
03:28Did I, did I lose you?
03:30I'm here.
03:30Hey, are you keeping up?
03:32Calling to say that you were right.
03:33It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.
03:36What can I say?
03:37I know my pretentious douches.
03:38There he is.
03:40Okay, anyway.
03:41Uh, it's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute, but I got one, so I have to push
03:45tutoring until later.
03:47Five-ish?
03:47Sure.
03:49Are you okay?
03:51Yeah.
03:53Yeah.
03:53Yeah, why?
03:55Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.
03:58No, I'm not.
04:01Yes, you are.
04:03Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project
04:09Loverboy, and you are on the road to getting laid.
04:12Uh, excuse me, that's not what this is about.
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.
04:24And also want to hook up with.
04:28Well, yeah.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:31I'm so nervous.
04:33Whew.
04:34You're overthinking.
04:36Get out of your head.
04:38You know your shit.
04:39Just do you.
04:41Yeah, right.
04:42Me.
04:45By the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
04:51So, act like it.
04:56Thanks, coach.
04:58Okay.
04:59Gotta go.
05:11Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:19Yes!
05:20No!
05:21I win.
05:22Ian De Laurentiis, everyone.
05:23Losing to a girl.
05:25Sexist.
05:25How is that sexist?
05:26She is not a girl.
05:28She's a person in a girl's body.
05:30Aw, Dean.
05:32Mandel's cannibal.
05:33Sorry.
05:34You're good.
05:34Gee, this is Lexi's friend, Zoe.
05:36Zoe.
05:37Ha!
05:38Zoe!
05:38Two out of three, okay?
05:39Let's go.
05:40Dean.
05:41Dean, chill.
05:42Garrett needs to study.
05:43Yeah, and I need to live.
05:44Okay?
05:44This is a living room.
05:46Hey, Dean.
05:47Come on.
05:47Garrett's bench if he doesn't pass this thing, and then he's fucked.
05:49And your whole line is fucked.
05:50And the season's fucked.
05:51I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
05:54That's so embarrassing.
05:55Right.
05:55Guys, I'm trying.
05:56Rain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:58We got you.
05:59High in omega-3s, car four, no keto bullshit.
06:03Yes, sir.
06:04What is that?
06:05More liquid IV.
06:07I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
06:08Yeah, I did.
06:09They DMed my dad some happy family marketing angle.
06:11They want me to do the whole thing with him.
06:13Wait, sorry.
06:14That's it?
06:15How much money did you leave on the table?
06:16Does it matter?
06:17It's kind of his business.
06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.
06:19Trust me.
06:20No amount of money is worth it.
06:22Yeah, that's why, uh, Taco Shock is the ideal sponsorship.
06:24No strings attached, just carne asada.
06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
06:29Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
06:30Jules.
06:31What?
06:31He knows he's a nepo.
06:33Okay, you know what?
06:33I need to focus.
06:34Geez.
06:35No.
06:37You seriously did?
06:40You think he's coming back with that?
06:49I mean, it's just a start.
06:52What I have.
06:53It's rough still.
06:56Might totally suck.
06:58That might suck.
06:59Might not.
07:00It's a process.
07:03Yeah.
07:13Yeah, I like this, uh, like this phrase here.
07:16You do?
07:17Yeah.
07:19These, are these lyrics?
07:21No, uh, maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25They're my attempts.
07:27Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay.
07:30Uh, can you sing it for me?
07:31Oh, no, I'm not, I'm not a singer.
07:33Sorry.
07:33Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what?
07:39That, that might be fine.
07:40Okay.
07:42Uh, um, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
07:48Yeah, yeah, sure.
07:50Um, uh, it's a love song, I think.
07:55Um, kind of wanted to use the cello here, like a guitar.
08:00Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
08:02Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals.
08:05Like they're having a conversation.
08:08Uh, sorry.
08:09But the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
08:16And the cello's like, hey, I see you.
08:19I'm into you.
08:20You know?
08:23Yeah.
08:25Yeah, I, um, I get what you're circling.
08:29Really?
08:29Hmm.
08:31Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
08:34Mess around with it a bit?
08:36Yes, please, of course, take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:46Your life is about to change.
08:48It is?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Well, I mean, like, my life's about to change.
08:52Hence, Ergo, therefore.
08:53Keep reading for life changing.
08:54Okay.
08:56Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:58The one that reps Ryger Youth Theatre legend, Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.
09:06Oh, wow.
09:07That's great.
09:08It is.
09:09Like, it really, really is.
09:11This agency has offices all over the place, so this could mean film and TV work in LA, like,
09:16stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:20Everything.
09:21What happened in Vermont?
09:22I thought you'd join me there after you graduated.
09:24My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Well, Vermont was the plan.
09:32Vermont was your plan.
09:35Maybe I have different plans.
09:39It's just, what are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:45I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:48In Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:50Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but I...
09:56And you can select.
09:56I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
10:01Okay.
10:02And what about fall and winter, spring?
10:06I guess I just thought you'd occur all this.
10:12Wow.
10:13I didn't mean it like that, Allie, and then...
10:18Look, I'm getting cold.
10:20Can we talk about this later?
10:21Are you done?
10:26No, I'm not.
10:39Hey, you don't have to lock it.
10:41You can just leave it on the porch.
10:42Or actually, you know...
10:45I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, hi, thanks.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:55Oh, my Blue-Baru.
10:57How do you know about that?
10:59I fixed it.
11:00Freshman knew you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me, yeah.
11:05I love that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:09Sorry.
11:09No, no.
11:10You gave my Blue-Baru six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:14That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up, I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually...
11:20I'm serious.
11:21I kind of made a little business out of fixing things,
11:24doing handyman work, whatever I can get around campus.
11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Walden's new widescreen TV for 25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:35Yeah.
11:35I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for...
11:40Wait for it.
11:41Minimum wage.
11:43Damn!
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:44Come on.
11:45I love riding my bike.
11:46Keeps me grounded.
11:47You know?
11:48Good for you.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50You're a hockey player.
11:51I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:53Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door on the...
12:04On the left.
12:04I know.
12:06Right.
12:07Right.
12:08Bye.
12:23Garrett?
12:25Garrett!
12:28I'm not sure how cherry pies can do to Phyllis.
12:31Oh, my God!
12:37Hannah, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:40I'm sorry.
12:41Okay, you know I plan these sessions for you and you're always distracted.
12:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever or sexting or...
12:48God, fuck!
12:50Actually having sex.
12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
12:53No, it doesn't.
12:54Yeah, it does.
12:55We're supposed to be a couple.
12:56Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
12:58We talked about this.
12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I Don't Do Girlfriends would actually have a girlfriend.
13:04That's not the point.
13:05The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
13:09Yes, I am.
13:09I was studying.
13:10Yeah.
13:10Studying what, exactly?
13:12Okay, no.
13:13Actually, don't.
13:14Don't answer that.
13:15Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:20Please, stop.
13:20You changed the study time.
13:22Yeah, I changed it to now.
13:23And you agreed.
13:25Okay, hold on.
13:25Wait.
13:28Okay, I'm sorry.
13:30I want to learn this.
13:31I do.
13:32I...
13:34I don't get how there can be two truths.
13:36Like, shit's either true or it's not.
13:40Subjective, objective.
13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
13:45Okay, he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves.
13:50Like, believing in God.
13:53See, this is why I need you.
13:55That actually makes sense.
13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?
13:57I know my pretentious philosophers.
14:00Okay, look.
14:02I messed up.
14:04Can you please come back inside?
14:05Tucker made salmon.
14:07We can eat.
14:08Study.
14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
14:11Oh.
14:13Shit, I do.
14:14Uh, that's okay.
14:15Just, uh, give me five minutes.
14:19What?
14:20Uh, Justin has some thoughts about the song.
14:25All right.
14:26Well, what about studying?
14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything, okay?
14:30And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
14:34With your clothes on.
14:56And then the cello part you wrote for the pre actually worked great as a vocal melody.
15:00Then I added another section before the call and response, like, um...
15:04What was it all for?
15:06Hello, hello pain.
15:09Sinking into your yellow, yellow eyes.
15:16Yellow, yellow.
15:18And then your cello part?
15:22Yellow, yellow.
15:29Yellow, yellow.
15:31Yellow, yellow.
15:32Something like that.
15:33You just came up with that?
15:35That's your melody.
15:36I just, um...
15:37Just gave it words.
15:39Do you like it?
15:41Yeah, yeah.
15:42I do.
15:43I really, really do.
15:44Yeah, I mean, I thought you would.
15:46I'm just...
15:46Yeah, I'm really glad you like it.
15:52Uh, shit, sorry.
15:53Hang on.
15:55Uh, do you, do you always record yourself?
15:58Well, you never know when inspiration might strike.
16:00Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air, it's because I'm recording.
16:04Like, the sound of the wind or, uh, trees rustling.
16:08Well, there's drama clinking them alone.
16:10Such a specific sound.
16:11Such a specific sound, yeah.
16:13Well, and then you use it?
16:15Yeah, sometimes.
16:16Usually, like, really deep in the mix and I'm trying to change things up.
16:19Ben Folds does it too, and Sharon Rennett and...
16:22Like Billy Iris and Phineas.
16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:25Yeah.
16:27Uh...
16:28Let me, um, send you this file and we can, we can riff on it.
16:32Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
16:35Logic.
16:36All the way.
16:36All right.
16:39Riff.
16:41Sick.
16:45Uh...
16:46So, uh, let me actually just...
16:49Shit, it's, um, it's 7.30.
16:51I've got to...
16:52I've got to go.
16:55Okay.
16:56Yeah.
16:57No problem.
16:58I'll see you later.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Cool.
17:01Yeah.
17:06See ya.
17:06Hm.
17:11Fuck.
17:16Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
17:20All right.
17:20Got a lot of friends that I can't escape.
17:22Sleeping in my head like a Motel 6.
17:24Hold it all together with a little duct tape.
17:26It bends, it breaks.
17:28Got a lot of dreams but it doesn't die.
17:30Ping pong, chip drop, oh my my.
17:32The TV's on but the noise is white.
17:34What am I doing now?
17:35Yeah.
17:35Can I catch my breath?
17:38Not even for a second.
17:40Chasing Santa in the winds.
17:43And I obsess.
17:46I slow jams with attention.
17:48Can you taste it on my lips?
17:51I'm so scared of pain.
17:55For a second.
17:56I don't feel insane.
17:59Come medicate me.
18:00I don't sleep at all.
18:02Yeah.
18:02I've been counting sheep.
18:04I look perfect on the surface.
18:06But the nightmare underneath.
18:08I've got any good problems.
18:10I say things that I don't mean.
18:11Some people pay for therapy.
18:14I find it in the sheets.
18:15It's...
18:26Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it.
18:30Uh, we could.
18:33Or...
18:35Or...
18:46Or...
18:49Or...
18:50Or...
18:53Or...
18:54Or
18:56I guess I can guess in all my intentions.
18:59You know, by the way, I use my confessions.
19:03You got the answers to my confessions.
19:07It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender.
19:12And emotional sexual bender.
19:16Mess me up, yeah, but no one does it better.
19:20There's nothing better.
19:22That's just the way you make me feel.
19:27That's just the way you make me feel.
19:29Oh, I'm so good, so good, so fucking real.
19:34That's just the way you make me feel.
19:40That's just the way you make me feel.
19:43What do you want, Wellesley?
19:46Wellesley.
19:48Wellesley.
19:50Sorry, yes? What?
19:52What if she picks Kierkegaard?
19:54I still don't get the two truths thing.
19:57I'm so screwed if I get them.
19:58No, you're not.
19:59You know everything on these cards.
20:01I promise.
20:03What if I forget or something, you know?
20:05I've been told her.
20:06It kind of intimidates the fuck out of me.
20:09Okay, well, pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood.
20:11Coming at you.
20:13Okay, what would you do?
20:15Skate away.
20:17Hockey's easy.
20:19Okay, well, if you forget, just look at me.
20:23Okay, convince me.
20:28Isn't this fun?
20:29Huh?
20:30Huh?
20:53Kierkegaard!
20:54Shit.
20:55Shit.
20:56Okay, Mr. Graham, your topic is ghosting.
21:01Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral, and why?
21:07Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral.
21:15Uh, because it is, like, um, you know, really wrong to do to somebody, morally.
21:26You forgot this.
21:31Uh, you know, ghosting might sound like no big deal, but Kierkegaard would say not only
21:39is it harmful to the victim, it is an absolute abdication of selfhood.
21:49While an objective truth is supported by facts, Kierkegaard believed that, as individuals,
21:55we have a shared moral responsibility to be honest, based on our own subjective definition
22:02of truth, to suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically like
22:10discarding their humanity.
22:13Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage, despair over strength.
22:18It is labeling another human being as unworthy.
22:22And as Kierkegaard himself said, once you label me, you fucking negate me.
22:32Uh, I'm paraphrasing.
22:38Ah!
22:39We did it!
22:40A fucking B!
22:41Plus!
22:42Don't bring up the plus!
22:43B plus?
22:43Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter.
22:46Thanks to you.
22:46Oh!
22:50What do you want, Wellesie?
22:52Um, you can put me down now.
22:55Y'all know how much you can bench.
23:01Shit.
23:02I think Justin saw me.
23:07Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy.
23:11He's walking away now.
23:14What's going on?
23:16So embarrassing.
23:18I think he saw my Justin Cole playlist.
23:20You have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:22Hey, don't make it worse.
23:24Are we talking, like, songs that remind you of him or his band stuff?
23:31His band stuff?
23:33And some solo stuff from high school.
23:36Wow, you went on the fangirl rabbit hole.
23:38Hard.
23:39That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on.
23:42Yeah, I know.
23:45Oh, my God.
23:46He wants to know if I'm good.
23:49What should I say?
23:50Am I good?
23:50Nope.
23:51What are you doing?
23:52You're not going to respond.
23:53Say nothing.
23:54What?
23:55Hey, fangirl.
23:56Start thinking like a fuckboy.
23:58Ghost his ass.
23:59Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting is immoral?
24:03That it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05That was to get me the grade.
24:06This is to get you the guy.
24:09You want that, right?
24:13Yeah, I do.
24:14All right, well, then you're stuck with me because we've only finished half of the deal.
24:17And, uh, oh, shit.
24:19Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
24:22You are intolerable.
24:24So, you are not going to text Justin.
24:27You are going to put your phone away and come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight.
24:32Tonight.
24:33You're not working, are you?
24:34No.
24:34Okay, so you're coming.
24:35To Malone's?
24:35Yes.
24:36Okay, with all the guys?
24:37We've established this.
24:38Garrett.
24:38Hannah.
24:39Do you know what tonight is?
24:40Hell yeah, I do.
24:42So, we're going to karaoke night with Garrett Graham and the rest of the team and you, if you're free.
24:48Maybe.
24:50Oh.
24:53Oh, my slut top.
24:56Take it.
24:57From my boobs to yours.
24:58Okay, what do you mean maybe?
25:00You might stay in.
25:01Stay in?
25:03Allie, you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle.
25:06You bedazzled your boot.
25:08Yeah.
25:08I'm feeling a little, yeah.
25:11What's going on?
25:12I told Sean I got an agent and he got all like, but what about the real world, babe?
25:18I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19Oh, yeah.
25:19No, I got an agent.
25:21Yay.
25:21Oh, my God.
25:22You let me go on about my shit when you have news like that?
25:25Allie, this is everything.
25:27Every fucking thing.
25:28No, yeah, it like is everything, right?
25:33You're the best.
25:35I love you.
25:36I love you, too.
25:39Okay, screw him.
25:41You're coming out with me and we're celebrating you.
25:45I don't know.
25:46It's karaoke night.
25:48You really going to rob the people of your talent?
25:52Take me for what I am
25:56Who I was meant to be
26:00And if you give a damn
26:04Take me, baby
26:06Or leave me
26:08Woo!
26:09Yeah.
26:10Woo!
26:10She's really going at it.
26:12The stages are happy, please.
26:14Hey, who's next?
26:16Someone, please save us from Adele Dazeem up there.
26:19Who's in your bed
26:21Choose every night
26:23Who's in your bed
26:27Woo!
26:28Well, Z, what you singing?
26:29Nothing.
26:30Come on.
26:31It's karaoke.
26:32Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun.
26:34I'm sober, too.
26:35Game tomorrow.
26:35Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:37I don't know.
26:37You guys will pull me up or something.
26:39I'm good.
26:40Thanks.
26:41All right.
26:56You know, you don't have to be sober if you don't want to be.
26:59Yeah, well, I... I don't...
27:00Drink it public?
27:01No, I know.
27:03But, like, do you want to?
27:05Want to what?
27:06Drink.
27:09I... I told Ali I'd...
27:11I will look after Ali.
27:11She's a no-filter drunk.
27:13Gotta rein her in.
27:14I can handle it.
27:17Then I will guard your drinks with my life.
27:21I got you, Mosey.
27:24Do you trust me?
27:27Yeah, yeah, I... I do.
27:34Okay.
27:35Uh, I... I will have a drink.
27:37A drink drink.
27:38And what is your drink drink of choice?
27:41I don't know.
27:43Well, that is a fun problem to solve.
27:51Oh.
27:53Mm-hmm.
28:05I think we found you drink drink.
28:08Yummy!
28:11You thought I would outgrow acting.
28:14Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line.
28:18Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls.
28:20I know he's the bad man.
28:23I'm like, I get it.
28:24There's no guarantee that I'll make it.
28:26But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28Like, that's why they call it a dream.
28:30But I do love him, you know?
28:32And... and I know he loves me.
28:35And...
28:36like...
28:37we're supposed to be together.
28:43God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times.
28:46It's, like, insane.
28:48I mean, that's got to mean something, right?
28:51That we keep getting back together.
28:55My mom always used to tell me, never give up on love.
28:59Well, that and love your body, which I do.
29:02My mom said the same thing.
29:05Oh, my God.
29:05Really?
29:07Wait.
29:08Hold on.
29:09The love thing or the body thing?
29:14Hang in there, girl.
29:26G-Lo?
29:28Fabric?
29:33I've got a boyfriend, you know.
29:34Yeah, no, I heard.
29:35Along with the rest of the ladies' room.
29:38Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though.
29:40Okay.
29:40This is supposed to be, like, a sacred space.
29:43Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom, anyway?
29:45Sorry.
29:46Not you.
29:47You're a sweetheart.
29:48And you're disgusting.
29:49Yeah.
29:55Well, I walk into the room
29:57Passing out hundred-dollar bills
30:00And it kills and it thrills
30:01Like the horns on my Silverado grid
30:04And I fire the barred up around the crown
30:07And everybody's getting down
30:09And this town
30:10Ain't never gonna be the same
30:14Cause I saddle up my horse
30:16And I ride into the city
30:18I make a lot of noise
30:21Cause the girls, they know some more it takes
30:24Riding up and down Broadway
30:26I'm my old star Leroy
30:28And the girls say
30:29Save a horse
30:33Good, you're here.
30:34I'll put you and Garrett down for summer nights.
30:36I know that's a joke, but I would kill Santa.
30:41You know, I wasn't sold on them at first.
30:43But I can see it now.
30:44Yeah.
30:45Sure.
30:51Hey.
30:52Hey.
30:54You fixed my car.
30:56You fixed my car.
30:58You have a car?
30:59No.
31:00I have a car.
31:02Great car.
31:03I'm buying you a very special thank you drink.
31:12Okay, you're gonna love it.
31:14Hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight.
31:17I only had one.
31:19Or four.
31:20Is that what I'm doing too?
31:22Nope.
31:25Okay, for my mechanic, I call this the blue room.
31:29See?
31:30Wow, that looks like wiper fluid.
31:32That might actually be wiper fluid.
31:33It's mostly blue curacao with a secret ingredient.
31:37Or blue curacao.
31:39Oh.
31:40I'm so excited.
31:41I can't believe that.
31:43Hey, G.
31:43So.
31:44Brought you something.
31:45Mmm.
31:46Thought you were looking a little parched.
31:50I know.
31:50Nebo babies have feelings too.
31:52Sorry if I was an asshole.
31:53You're always an asshole.
31:55There.
31:55Here goes.
32:01Save a hole.
32:04This is pretty good.
32:05They just keep sending you those for free?
32:07Yeah, they still want them.
32:08They want my dad.
32:09Wait.
32:10You guys should just do it together.
32:11I mean, look at you.
32:13Best friends.
32:13All right, maybe we'll slow down on the pina coladas a little.
32:16No, I mean it.
32:17Screw your dad.
32:18Do it with Logan.
32:19You could be teammates spotting each other at the gym.
32:24Or besties wingmanning each other at the bar.
32:27No, besties.
32:28Besties.
32:29Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
32:31No, I'm drunk.
32:31And you're brilliant.
32:33And I'm brilliant too.
32:34It's not a bad idea.
32:35Thanks, man, but I don't need the charity.
32:37Yeah, you do.
32:38I mean, seriously, nobody wants to see Oldie McGold's fuck has been.
32:42Okay?
32:42What's better than two hot young hockey players?
32:48Three hot young hockey players?
32:54Hannah Wells.
32:56You're up, bitch.
32:58Woo!
32:58All right, hold on.
32:59Wait, I thought you weren't singing.
33:00Well, that was before I found the perfect song.
33:13Oh, shit, girl.
33:15You know this one?
33:19She's my cherry pie.
33:21Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise.
33:24Tastes so good, like a golden crown.
33:27Sweet cherry pie.
33:37Listen.
33:40Swing on the crown pots, swinging on the lawn.
33:43Swing it when we want, because there ain't nobody home.
33:46Swing it to the left and swing it to the right.
33:48Think about hockey, I'll swing, I'm not yet
33:54Come on
33:57Swinging in the living room, swinging in the kitchen
33:59Most folks do, cause they're too busy bitchin'
34:02Swinging in the X-ray, wanna meet the beaters
34:05So I mix up the batteries, she'll eat the beaters
34:08I scream, you scream, we all scream
34:11Don't even try, cause you can't ignore
34:24She's my cherry pie, put a smile on your face
34:28Ten miles wide, looks so good, bring a tear to your eyes
34:32Sweet cherry pie, I like
34:41Swinging!
34:46Kind of sweet, isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious about someone
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on Fifth Line seem to think so
34:55They get more likes than anything else I post
34:58Swinging in the bathroom, swinging on the floor
35:01Swinging so hard, forgot to lock the door
35:03Ain't no one that daddy's a six foot four
35:06So you ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more
35:10She's my cherry pie, such a sweet surprise
35:16She'll make her go mad, ooh!
35:20She's my cherry pie, put a smile on your face
35:24Ten miles wide, looks so good, bring a tear to your eyes
35:28Sweet cherry pie, sweet cherry pie
35:35Dick!
35:38What the truth is, man?
35:48I don't know if you stay here
35:49I don't know if I be right
35:49To be honest with you
35:53You did good, Mozzie
36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar.
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:57We gotta go back.
36:58It's closed.
36:59What now?
37:03Next party.
37:12Night-night.
37:18Wellesie?
37:30Wellesie?
37:32Back of my mind, back of my mind.
37:36I'm a little scared, I'm a little wired.
37:40I don't wanna put my foot down right now.
37:42I stop it all happening.
37:44Back of my mind, back of my head.
37:47You look really nice, wanna share a bed.
37:51I don't wanna put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
37:56Don't kiss me.
37:58Time might end up on the ceiling.
38:01Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
38:06Back to my sanity.
38:08Guess it's too late for that now.
38:11Hope is a scary thing.
38:15Hope is a scary thing.
38:19Flying on temporary ways.
38:23Hope is a scary thing.
38:30I found something to sleep in.
38:32I can see that.
38:44Whoa, whoa.
38:45But I'm a fuckbunny.
38:48A-a puck funny.
38:50No, no.
38:52A fuckbunny.
38:54That's it.
38:55You're a drunk bunny.
38:57Come here.
38:59Come here.
39:19Come here.
39:20All right.
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together?
39:26I don't think it's a great idea.
39:27I actually think it's my best idea.
39:31We're home.
39:44Go to sleep, Mosey.
39:47Hey, you're not gonna remember any of this in the morning.
39:59good.
40:00Again, Mmm.
40:22Good morning.
40:23I wake up.
40:24Good morning, I will come upstairs.
40:29Oh, my God.
40:36Can you?
41:07Coffee?
41:12Oh, uh, uh, thanks.
41:27Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:48Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:51Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:08I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:25I should go.
42:27But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
42:31Oh.
42:31Oh.
42:34Oh.
42:35Oh.
42:36Oh.
42:38Oh.
42:40Oh.
42:41Oh.
42:42Oh.
42:52Oh.
42:55Oh.
43:11Oh.
43:14Oh.
43:15Oh.
43:15Oh.
43:26Oh.
43:29Oh.
43:33Oh.
43:40Oh.
43:43Oh.
43:45For the wind, for the wind, for the wind
43:50Don't understand me
43:52I'm losing my
43:56Oh, oh, oh no
44:00I think I'm losing all my self-control
44:03If you stay, I should go
44:06But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
44:28I think I'll risk it all
44:58I think I'll risk it all
45:28I think I'll risk it all
45:58I think I'll risk it all
46:19You
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