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00:06You
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure.
02:49Your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks, so pretty, so entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:03I'm maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:18You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:44Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't.
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:01There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:11Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:12No, no.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:15He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Sound shake's at five.
04:27You're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words.
04:29Ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department
04:48is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Was there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't
05:20do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34That was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:55Turns out I'm still 20 when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:00Same old conversation, all the small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the girls and the parts, get the cards and the club.
06:18Go through the dance and the boys gonna love this.
06:21Picking their lips, wishing they had them big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs, everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit, I don't need to chase that hit.
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:35Oh, shit.
06:38Oh, shit.
06:40Oh, shit.
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:23It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't.
07:37No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:40No, they're just gonna give me another work-study job.
07:42I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:57Another classical composition scholarship?
08:02I could switch concentrations.
08:04Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz.
08:12Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money.
08:16Right?
08:16What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:23We're gonna get through it, okay?
08:27Okay.
08:28Okay.
08:29Okay.
08:29I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:45It's true.
08:46Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words, because the competition, it's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:33He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again.
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower, I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:57Because I'll do it.
09:59It sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I asked.
10:04Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:20Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:24What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening.
10:28Thank you, man.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31I'm going to look at Garrett.
10:33You mean?
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro.
10:51Just fix the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anything.
10:58Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house?
11:05You can fix it.
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck with?
11:15It's a house party.
11:16We need Dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just?
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, Dippables?
11:21Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:36Dippables.
11:36Dippables.
11:38Dippables.
11:40Dippables.
11:41Dippables.
11:43Dippables.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:45This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Grand.
12:03What's your refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:06Night before a game.
12:09So strict.
12:10Are you also strict about
12:12non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force,
12:50are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:52I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:04You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole
13:08is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:28Fine.
13:29Just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos
13:32doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him
13:41and his accent makes me melt
13:43and it goes terribly.
13:45or he's just not interested
13:47and then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:51Or maybe...
13:55Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:06I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower
14:09and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:16He looked naked
14:18and then I fell
14:19which is my point.
14:20I can't do this.
14:22Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to a block party tomorrow
14:26including Justin probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:30Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music?
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse
14:38and you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor
14:51you have to take a risk.
15:08I want to work.
15:08No, I don't want to work.
15:10I want you to put the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers shook with it.
15:16And we could have all the money in the world
15:19but all the money in the world
15:20couldn't buy us this.
15:23You're somebody else.
15:24In the video, we are not here, we don't even have a problem.
15:29We don't have an idea, we can't see.
15:32The issues that we do, we don't know what we will.
15:35I change my hair, I change your clothes,
15:38my cheat tattoos, I feel like them.
15:41Kiss me till my hips are bruised, I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body, somebody would a body, or somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body, somebody would a body, want your body on me.
16:00Not just a body, somebody, not a body, somebody.
16:06Not just a body, somebody would a body, want your body on me.
16:12If they're on again, it might take you by surprise.
16:15My box of shorts, I'm sure I could drive in.
16:18I change my hair, you change your clothes, my cheap tattoos.
16:23They feel like...
16:24They still talk, but I don't care, saving you all your things through my head.
16:31People talk, I know they do, let's let them talk about me.
16:37Oh, my God.
16:39Oh, my God.
16:40Not a body, not a body, you're somebody to me.
16:44Just a body, just a body, somebody, somebody's a woman.
16:48You're somebody, somebody, somebody's a woman.
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:31Wow, okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:37Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:47The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:56What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major?
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL, or you've deluded yourself
18:42into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:45But either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:13All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys, and the Bruins are putting a
19:17lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity, but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me
19:30right.
19:30If you got a baby and you want her gone, but you ain't got the guts.
19:38She came from now, you're not your man and dad.
19:41You move.
19:42You move.
19:49Come on.
19:51Hey, Garrett.
19:52Turn his ears.
19:54Find that treat.
19:56Turn his ears.
19:57Find that treat.
19:59Turn his ears.
20:01Find that treat.
20:02Get out of here.
20:03No!
20:03I take it back.
20:10Move.
20:11Move.
20:12Come on.
20:12Come on.
20:15Oh, man.
20:16Oh, man.
20:17That's what he's saying, huh?
20:18All right, man.
20:19Come on.
20:20I wanna stop you on the road.
20:21I wanna stop you on the road.
20:21I wanna stop you on the road.
20:22I wanna change the road.
20:24I wanna change the road.
20:26I wanna change the road.
20:26I wanna change the road.
20:29I wanna change the road.
20:31We weren't dating.
20:34We kinda were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:38How says...
20:40Nay.
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay.
20:43Dean agrees with you, which kinda just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:29Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:44Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris Trophy or two, spend more time
21:50on your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34No, take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
23:03You're right here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I won't fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics though.
23:14Well, that's great. That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:52What if I write a terrible song,
23:55and I fail a pop showcase,
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00What if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love,
24:03I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song
24:05about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love.
24:14Someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night,
24:23and I have literally no idea what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:28What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hey, Hannah?
24:41Uh, nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:50Mm.
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:57you weren't supposed to open at Malone's today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32It's a long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know.
25:36I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38No, no.
25:39I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:40See you there.
25:41After game.
25:42Hi.
25:44Oh, yeah.
25:44You like it?
25:45Thanks.
25:46You can borrow it.
25:50Uh, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order from Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:01No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:06Um, your band is really good.
26:09Uh, yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I, I, I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Oh, say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Um, Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment
26:31with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush, can I...
26:39Oh my God, yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:41Sorry, thank you.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:47I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:00I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07What?
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:11They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:21I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:36Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:45When a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:51Sorry, I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:16Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Grade hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid fell asleep right now.
28:30Well, you know, got to keep him up my boy's back.
28:33I like it. Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39Want to see you in the stands this afternoon?
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:46Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man. Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me,
29:10or made me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer...
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No, no thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:25Cindy and I are getting married.
29:30You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see anything-
29:47I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news. Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:51Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy, real.
29:55Boy, real!
29:57Boy!
29:57Boy!
29:58Boy!
29:58Boy!
29:58Boy!
30:00Boy!
30:31I think he has the potential, in honesty, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:57I think he can play that mean, physical game, but he needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro, get your head in it!
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making Daddy proud, Graham?
31:37It's the board. Come on, get it. Let's go, Graham. Get the ball.
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Garrett Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that? You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing. He's been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever, good for dance. And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:06Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it. We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah. Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
33:09I'm out there and that man. They're beating my-
33:12Oh! Hey, Garrett!
33:15Hey, the game's not over.
33:17It's over!
33:47Uh!
33:50Uh!
33:54Uh!
34:08I was justified when I was five
34:11Praising can of speed, in your arms
34:15Times are changing now, the boy gets back
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:30Eat me on a Friday, that's all right
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:37I can fix the fence to start your juice
34:40I can hide the evening, sniffing pots of glue
34:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch here's back
34:51Stunk or sober as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the things that I do
35:10I'm entertained by kicking brains
35:13Sell my soul by dropping brains
35:16I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, and the bitch is back
35:36Stunk or sober as a matter of fact
35:40I can binge, I can binge, I can binge, I can binge
35:44Hold it, hold it, hold it
35:45Here we go, here we go
35:47Pitch up
35:50Pitch up
36:09Pitch up
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
36:16It's don't cross over, it's a matter of fact
36:19I can bitch, I can bitch, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move
36:25Let's be back
36:29Hey, hey, hey
36:35Bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:41Hey, bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:47Oh, bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:53It's not on the one, it's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:00Cook'em, cook'em
37:04Cook'em
37:06Don't try so hard
37:10Cook'em, cook'em, close your eyes
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:17I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29No, Sean, tell Ollie I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe, good to see you too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out, it's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass, she'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you
37:47Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:49That doesn't matter
37:51She's coming
37:55I don't, what just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:03No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:07Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
38:09You just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look
38:17Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup too
38:21Just hustle
38:22For Justin Weaves
38:45Oh, ew, yes, bitch
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey
38:51Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right
38:55I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I talked to him earlier
39:03He's not good
39:04Just, just, just, stop thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now put on your big girl pants and go talk to him
39:10I can get us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look at her courage
39:13Hey, move your pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school
39:15I thought we'd be
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, girl?
39:27Oh, yeah, we can
39:29Wow, thank you so much
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches
39:53There's a party
39:53The, uh, waitress from Malone's
39:55What's her name?
39:58It's Hannah
39:58What?
40:01Idiot
40:01Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11All right, we're doing shots
40:13We're doing shots, boys
40:14All right, boys
40:15Come on
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it
40:17Give me a shot
40:17Come on, buddy
40:18Have some faith
40:19Jeez
40:19Thank you very much
40:20Just take your tampon out, relax
40:22Okay
40:23Yep
40:24A little bit of luck going on
40:25Ooh, thank
40:28Oh
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah
40:32Okay
40:33So it seems
40:33Okay
40:35Here's to me, here's to you
40:37Fuck the rest
40:37Whereby are you?
40:38That's her, baby
40:39Yes, sir
40:39Come on
40:40Get one, Danny
40:40Get in here
40:41Cheers, boy
40:42Cheers
40:47Here we go
41:03For real?
41:05I don't wanna live about you
41:08Oh
41:11Oh
41:12Oh
41:13Oh
41:13I don't wanna live about you
41:16Thank you so much!
41:20Yes!
41:22Yes!
41:23Yes!
41:24Fuck yeah!
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess
41:47Do what they say
41:49And what they say...
42:01what they say She's
42:04Whoo I'm
42:10Woo
42:11Also People
42:18Okay, you're ready. No, I'm not. We'll be watching. Perfect. Okay, give me your coat
42:54Hey, you okay? Yeah, the ground. Stupid cheers. Okay. I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier. I'm
43:10a musician, too. Writer, not performer. Sick, yeah. What kind of stuff do you have?
43:16Uh, classical, mostly. Yeah, classical. Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too. Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock,
43:28electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie! Classical. Garrett? Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket. You never do.
43:40Oh, no! No, no, no, no. What?
43:45Hey, I'm, uh... I know you are, man. Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today. Yeah, thanks, man. No
43:51worries.
43:52What, you're a hockey fan? Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played. You know, nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh,
44:00yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01Right.
44:03You're, you're Hannah, right? Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:12Right. Now, it's nice to meet you, initially. Yeah.
44:15Yeah. Oh? Okay.
44:19I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
44:20See you around. Sweet. Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that? And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it. And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:31Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has, especially when that someone is a prior to you athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest. I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons
44:50straight.
44:51Oh.
44:52What?
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care? I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:20You, uh, you sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way. I mean, uh, you love it. I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him. Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:05Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I didn't know.
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31Uh, so what? I, uh, I helped you study for the midterm and you played my fake boyfriend to get
46:36Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:41Uh, I didn't still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:55Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space. This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours. You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That's my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell.
48:00We're going to be fake dating. There needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy. I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do? Hold hands?
48:05You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself. I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38Me and you are in the ruins. That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God. Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think this song is about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player.
49:14I'm a punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means trust me.
49:25If I looked all over the world
49:29And there's every type of girl
49:32Watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancing with myself
49:37So let's sink another drink
49:41It'll give me time to think
49:44If I had the chance
49:46I asked the world to dance
49:47I am dancing with myself
49:50Oh, oh
49:51Dancing with myself
49:53Dancing with myself
49:56But there's nothing to lose
49:58And there's nothing to prove
50:00I am dancing with myself
50:02Oh, oh
50:04Swim, swim, swim
50:06Swim, swim, swim
50:09Swim, swim, swim, swim
50:10Swim, swim, swim
50:12Swim, swim, swim
50:15Swim, swim, swim
50:16I looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had the chance
50:35I asked the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had the chance
50:47I asked the world to dance
50:49If I had the chance
50:51I asked the world to dance
50:52If I had the chance
50:54I asked the world to dance
50:58You
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