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00:00Anyway, what are humans good for?
00:05They often pet you!
00:07They hit you if you misbehave.
00:10If you are hungry, they feed you.
00:12And on vacation they leave you with no food at all.
00:16Have you forgotten?
00:18This is my point of view on life.
00:20Humans are not what I thought they were.
00:24It's not a big deal to me.
00:27No, not really.
00:33While you are little, they always pet you.
00:38And when you're older, love no longer exists.
00:42They say get out of here, don't scratch there.
00:46And if they called you, they would say...
00:50Silly!
00:52Humans are not what I thought they were.
00:55It's not a big deal to me.
01:00No, not really.
01:03Even more so in the quiet of the night, even if I want to avoid it.
01:08I would like a home and to stop wandering.
01:14A helping hand to feed me.
01:18I lay down on my bed and touched myself too.
01:24But I cannot love them.
01:26I will not listen to his voice, no.
01:28The man is not good enough for me.
01:32No, not really.
01:50Star of light, shooting star.
01:53I wouldn't want to be in this place.
01:57There is a place here in Paris, saved in a tree on the avenue.
02:04There is no cat à la carte on the menu.
02:08Not in that home here in Paris.
02:13There's a chef from Bon Cuisine there.
02:17He is a vegetarian.
02:20While preparing the banquet, he tells me...
02:26My dear, my beloved little daughter.
02:30I need a place to sleep.
02:33Safely on a piece of furniture in her lap.
02:37I'm not going to die in a frying pan.
02:41Not in this home here in Paris.
02:52Who are you?
02:54I am, ultimately.
02:57I am, ultimately.
02:59I am, ultimately.
03:01Wrong.
03:04Wrong.
03:05Wrong.
03:09In short.
03:12Rita, I'm so happy to see you here.
03:16Wrong.
03:17Where on earth have you been?
03:19Rita, locked up in the dog pound.
03:22Wrong.
03:23Get me out of here now.
03:26Don't feel bad, wrong.
03:28There is hardly any pain.
03:31That small opening is for passing through.
03:37What do you think you are?
03:39It doesn't matter.
03:41Alright.
03:42The pain will pass.
03:45He must have mistaken me for a drawing.
03:57The poodles are barking for bread, they are furious.
04:02The screams of dogs that will not be silenced.
04:05Vense a su pedigrí.
04:07We will destroy the prison.
04:09We will demolish the restaurant.
04:11We are rebels who follow rum, padrón.
04:22They fit deep, miserable animals.
04:26They fit deep inside; the tunnel will save them.
04:30There is no friendship with dogs.
04:34There is no friendship with dogs.
04:34Pie filling, you'll see.
04:36We will then use our cars.
04:38I hate dirt on my nails.
04:40Stop complaining.
04:42They fit deep, miserable animals.
04:46They fit deep inside; the tunnel will save them.
05:00They fit deep inside; the tunnel will save them.
05:24They fit deep inside; the tunnel will save them.
05:25I just want a place for a cat and a dog.
05:32A place to live, we would like a home.
05:40That's all there will be, the place of dreams will be.
05:48How long do we have to wait for it to become a reality?
05:57They don't even look at us; we couldn't be like that, just like that.
06:09Here is that place, here in the darkness, we have to accept it.
06:24This is our home, it's our home.
06:38Outside there is a land, where understanding will be given, you will see the light shine.
06:51And it will be our home, it will be home.
07:09Hey you, you have to build me a pyramid, I like this lifestyle.
07:21I want a home on the banks of the Nile, I'm ambitious.
07:29I want to be like Nefertiti the queen.
07:34Build me a palace like Ramses II's, so that you and I can live there.
07:45I will know how to keep quiet, so as not to remain alone.
07:53I will tell you that I will be pleased, enveloped in love, as a master loves me.
08:01Enveloped in love, you love like a mummy.
08:19Let's look for another one, let's not stop, not just you and me.
08:29Well, we're very clever, Ron, we get kicked out of anywhere.
08:36Upon arrival, let's not give up, let's look for more.
08:48Here it is, I told you, follow me, watch me, Ron.
08:54You need to think about it now, let them feed us.
08:59Think about it now, it'll give me a headache.
09:02Oh, Ron, learn to think.
09:08Come on, dog, come here, a Santa Claus brain.
09:13Stay with me, Gloria, forever in my laboratory.
09:18Oh, look at me, let's begin.
09:20I don't dress it up, without leaving a trace.
09:23Hey, Ron, you just thought.
09:27Oh, yes, yes, yes, who me?
09:29You just thought.
09:33We can jump again, Rita, it was fun.
09:36I don't know what she wanted from you, but it wouldn't be your brain.
09:44Being kicked out of two houses in one night is a new record.
09:47Let's find another one, let's not stop, not just you and me, because we're very clever, Ron.
10:01We get kicked out of everywhere, as soon as we arrive, life awaits, let's start looking now.
10:15Look me in the eyes and tell me what you see, because tonight is not Burbank night.
10:30Listen to the song I'll sing to you, no matter if we fall, we'll be alright.
10:48Well, we're like masked figures, traveling incognito at night.
11:02And we will always see each other, even if you leave.
11:12And together we will be until the end.
11:18Don't give up, you have to fight.
11:27The game should be about winning through love.
11:36She will leave and the train will depart.
11:42That way he can always be with his dad.
11:51You might still think I'm crazy.
11:59The fact is that without you I won't leave.
12:06Because I've gotten used to you and your hair.
12:15We will always be together, you and I.
12:31I can't be a mother, I have no one.
12:37I'm a cat and my career is for me.
12:44Nobody can tie me down, I go where I want.
12:47And don't make those sad, idiotic faces.
12:51It's cruel.
12:53I'll look for food.
12:56But that's all.
12:57They'll manage on their own after that.
12:59I am independent.
13:02They are as small as taking care of them.
13:07Am I worried?
13:10I could never bear it, Mommy, help, Mommy.
13:14Give me the food, Mommy.
13:17Oh, how can I bear that?
13:20But on the other hand, Mommy.
13:23Oh, I love you.
13:25I will never abandon you.
13:28No, don't count me in.
13:33They have forgotten.
13:36They need care.
13:39I'll be worried every second.
13:41And my head is in another world.
13:44I will not let my heart rule me.
13:48And the biological clock will be in charge.
13:52No way she's single.
13:55I am.
13:57Listen, listen carefully.
14:01I am nobody's mother.
14:10We can take care of ourselves independently, you and I.
14:15It's true.
14:16We don't need any human to tell us what to do.
14:21From now on we will live alone.
14:25And where will we go to live?
14:28Monterrey.
14:31Oh, that's how cheese is.
14:33Monterrey, Monterrey, California.
14:36So it's with the sun, with surfing.
14:38Where no human monster has to be obeyed.
14:42It will be another free day to go out for dinner.
14:45And then we can sleep on the sand at the beach.
14:49Definitely a lot of sand.
14:51And the sand metro.
14:54You won't have to use mattresses again, no.
14:57You don't have to pretend anymore either.
15:00We are finally free from now on.
15:03From now on, the sea with the sun and the waves and the tide, yes.
15:06And the edge of the pier full of cypress trees and Luis the fisherman awaits us in Monterey.
15:21It's great.
15:22It's perfect.
15:23Cats always get the worst treatment.
15:25There's always some foolish human who makes assumptions.
15:28The rats need to be scared away.
15:30And I'm already tired of this absurd stereotype.
15:35We hate being in charge and always being told what to do.
15:39Ouch!
15:39They misunderstand us, they can't boss us around.
15:42Rum and snore if there's a good mood.
15:45These humans believe that animals love them, but they don't.
15:50We ordered food and I'm not going to work anymore, no.
15:54I'm going to leave and I'm going to tell Ron.
16:01Definitely.
16:05Definitely time for bed.
16:08Close your eyes, bunnies.
16:12Well, now he'll sleep very well.
16:16Night is coming, and hopefully
16:19Don't urinate in your beds today.
16:23Definitely don't pee on your beds, bunnies.
16:27I'm hungry, I need to eat something now.
16:30It's my trash can.
16:33There are stray cats that are very cruel.
16:36The garbage is public property.
16:39Don't bother me, I'm in a very bad mood.
16:43Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, ow, ow, ow.
16:47Goodbye, kitten, look elsewhere.
16:56We're going to Florida to sunbathe, enjoy the day, and have more fun.
17:01What a great idea.
17:02People in Florida think more.
17:05There in Florida where the wind is tropical.
17:08I'm going to Florida to play by the sea.
17:11I'm going to sleep under palm trees there.
17:22There's a saying that goes like this.
17:26Smiling will help you.
17:29But listen carefully, it's not the truth.
17:32Well, cats always get the worst of it.
17:39Cats always get the worst of it.
17:46I will take the risk and leave alone.
17:49Ron, don't follow me, I think it's for the best.
17:52The tropics are my ultimate goal.
17:55Well, my butt is frozen and that hurts.
18:03You'll definitely like Nebraska.
18:05We will live on a farm.
18:06The farmers are friendly.
18:08Definitely friendly.
18:09Tell me what's so wonderful about Chicago.
18:11Are you serious?
18:12The Sears Tower, the lakefront, dilute the center,
18:16Meatpacking plants, the magnificent life and how the train flies.
18:20And the special pizza is sensational.
18:23But there's no corn here.
18:28Michigan Avenue, Frank Lloyd Wright, Wrigley Field.
18:32And the evening dance, Oprah Winfrey.
18:35Lake Michigan, Moldy Water Blues and Michael Jordan.
18:38But there's no corn here.
18:44Let's see, I want you to say.
18:49What's the best thing about Nebraska?
18:53It's corn.
18:56Corn, definitely corn.
18:58Rita, do you need help?
19:01No, no, no. I'm as happy as a pig in mud.
19:04Okay, Rita, have fun. I must catch the fly.
19:09Wait, I can't get off.
19:11I feel dizzy, I suffer from acrophobia.
19:19Hey, what's wrong with me?
19:22I think I'm going to throw up.
19:25Downhill, what a misfortune.
19:29Heights make me feel unwell.
19:31Let someone see me clearly, like a kitten on a tree I go.
19:43Nausea, dizziness, breathing a thousand miles an hour.
19:48In a whirlpool, I spin and humiliate myself.
19:56If I curl up, I'll suffocate.
19:59I can't swallow.
20:10It won't seem so bad once you get used to it.
20:16Living in a tree.
20:20I don't know how to do it and jump without fear.
20:25I want a happy ending.
20:33There's no one like a cat.
20:36Hunt the same, who won't be frightened?
20:38I don't know of a more skillful creature than a man or a mouse.
20:43It couldn't be funnier.
20:45Look at the wolves and the coyotes.
20:49They don't fish with legs, no way!
20:53No one hunts cats better than the judge.
20:57They are of the devil, they help evil.
21:00The cat is better.
21:02I will catch him.
21:03No one hunts like him.
21:05My hatred will see.
21:06Nobody is better than a cat.
21:11It's time to say goodbye.
21:39What a lovely song, Rita.
21:41I hope they don't sue us.