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00:00Oh, what's a human good for anyway?
00:08They pet you when you're sad.
00:10They smack you when you're bad.
00:12When you're hungry, they definitely feed you.
00:14Yeah, on vacations, they leave you with hardly no food.
00:18Ring a bell, dude?
00:20Exactly, my point.
00:22Humans ain't what they seem to be.
00:25They don't mean that much to me.
00:29No, not much at all.
00:35When you're little and tiny, they pet your cute hiney.
00:40But then when you grow, it's a simple no-show.
00:45It's shoo-shoo or this, and don't you dare scratch on that.
00:48If they call you at all, it's always dumb cat.
00:52Humans ain't what they seem to be.
00:57They don't mean that much to me.
01:00No, not much at all.
01:03But when it's all dark and quiet, I try hard to fight it.
01:08But I dream of hope that I won't have to roam.
01:15Someone to feed me and put me to bed.
01:19And scratch me just so on top of my head.
01:24But I ain't gonna love them.
01:26Not gonna answer that call.
01:28Cause humans don't mean that much to me.
01:32No, not much at all.
01:45There is a flat in Gay Paris.
01:49Safe on a tree-lined avenue.
01:53No cats a la carte on the menu.
01:57Not in my flat in Gay Paris.
02:00There is a chef of fine cuisine.
02:04He is a vegetarian.
02:09As he prepares a fine banquet, he says,
02:13Rita, you're my beloved pet.
02:16I know a flat where I can nap.
02:21Safe on a chair or in a lap.
02:25I won't end up in a recipe.
02:29Not in my flat in Gay Paris.
02:40Somewhere I can hang my hat.
02:45Somewhere for a dog and cat.
02:49Somewhere, just imagine that we'll find a place called home.
02:56A place we've been searching for.
03:00A place we've been waiting for so long.
03:06We've been searching for so long.
03:09A place called home.
03:12They don't see us.
03:15They'll never know.
03:18But they could be us.
03:21Like that.
03:23Just like that.
03:25Out here in the shadows and out here.
03:30There's a promised land out here.
03:35We'll all understand.
03:39And make this place our home.
03:42This place our home.
03:53Oh, you killin'.
03:55You've got it made neath the grey pyramid.
04:01Gotta say I like this lifestyle.
04:05Talkin' bout my home on the modern eyes.
04:09Call me greedy.
04:11Forgive me more.
04:13Treat me like Queen Nefertiti.
04:16Build me a palace fit for Ramses too.
04:20I bet you'd rather be me than you.
04:26Oh, I can't fuss.
04:29No longer on a lonely exodus.
04:34Gotta tell you that I'm satisfied.
04:38All wrapped up in love like I was mummified.
04:42All wrapped up in love like I was mummified.
04:57Let's try for two.
05:01What's the sense of stopping now?
05:04Just me and you.
05:07We're the pros with the know-how.
05:10To get kicked out of every place we've ever set apart.
05:16We're not through.
05:20Let's try for two.
05:26Call my boy.
05:28Tell your boy.
05:29Follow my lead.
05:30Watch my toy.
05:31Runt.
05:32You gotta use your brain and think.
05:35Let's get fed.
05:36Give it all the world.
05:38Hurts my head.
05:39Oh, runt.
05:40You gotta use your brain.
05:43Watch my stuff.
05:45Let's begin.
05:46Don't you bother.
05:48Talk mud in?
05:49Hey, runt.
05:50You just use your brain.
05:52Ah, duffle-duffle-duffle-who me?
05:54You just use your brain.
05:56Just look into my eyes.
06:00Tell me what you see.
06:04This looks more like Van Nuys
06:07than Burbank to me.
06:11Just listen to the call.
06:14Oh, and ain't it sweet.
06:19No matter how we fall.
06:23We land on our feet.
06:27Oh, you and I, we're like an aspirator.
06:36Who travels incognito with a friend.
06:44No matter where you go, you'll see me later.
06:51I know we'll be together in the end.
06:57Don't leave it up to fate.
07:01For the odds are slim.
07:04Don't gamble with your life.
07:08You can never win.
07:12We'll see her to the train.
07:15The belief was sore.
07:20After the child is reconciled with her papa.
07:26You know I should have my head examined.
07:34The fact is, I could not go without you.
07:41I'm fond of you.
07:44I'm fond of your slow wit and your bad hand do.
07:49We'll always be together.
07:53Me and you.
08:02I'm nobody's mama, got no family.
08:07I'm a career cat, and my career is all about me.
08:14No one can tie me down.
08:16I'm going places.
08:18Straighten up.
08:18Don't make those silly sad faces.
08:20It's rude.
08:22All right, I'll get food.
08:25But that's it.
08:27After that, you're on your own.
08:29I'm too independent.
08:32They're so small.
08:34How could I care for them?
08:37Do I care at all?
08:39I could never stand.
08:41Help me, mama.
08:42Feed me, mama.
08:43Need me, mama.
08:44Don't leave me, mama.
08:46I'd never tolerate that.
08:49But on the other hand, oh, my mama.
08:52I love you, mama.
08:54I will never leave you, mama.
08:57No.
08:59You got the wrong cat.
09:02And did I mention?
09:05Don't want too much attention.
09:07I'll worry about them each day, every minute.
09:10I gotta tell you, my head isn't in it.
09:12I won't let my heart talk.
09:15Cause it's ruled by my biological clock which is ticking away.
09:20No way.
09:22I mean what I say.
09:25I'm a single cat's tray.
09:30I'm nobody's mama.
09:37We could take care of ourselves.
09:39We're independent, me and you.
09:41That's true.
09:41We don't need any humans to tell us what to do.
09:45From now on, we're living where nobody can get in our way.
09:50And where are we gonna be living?
09:54Monterey.
09:56Oh, that's right.
09:57Like the cheese.
09:59Monterey, Monterey.
10:00It's the California living with the sun and the surf.
10:03And we'll never have to give in to another human master again.
10:07It's gonna re-roll for dinner and then we'll sleep on the beach where the sand is heaped up in
10:14piles.
10:14Definitely a lot of sand.
10:15A litter box for miles.
10:19You'll never have to fetch another slipper again.
10:22No more having to pretend to be nice.
10:24We're finally free.
10:26From now on, we'll be with the sun and the sand and the thundering seas.
10:30On the cliffs of the harbor with the cypress trees.
10:33And the fisherman's wolf, it's all there in Monterey.
10:40This is great.
10:41This is perfect.
10:42It's always the same thing with cats.
10:44There's always something that we're human assuming.
10:47We like to chase rats.
10:49I'm getting real sick of the stereotypical view.
10:53We can't be controlled and we hate to be told what to do.
10:57They miss understand us.
10:59They can't command us.
11:00We don't pour up.
11:01We're not in the mood.
11:03Humans believe that the animals love them, but all we want is their food.
11:08I don't need this job.
11:09I won't work for that slob anyhow.
11:12Unchown and grunt that it's over.
11:14We're leaving right now.
11:18Moo yourself, you lower life form.
11:27We're off to Florida to lie in the sun.
11:29Enjoy my leisure time and have some fun.
11:32We're off to Florida where the smart people blow.
11:35We're off to Florida where the tropical breezes blow.
11:38Take me to Florida to play on the sand.
11:41Sleep in the mangroves and eat off the land.
11:48I'll take my chances and I'll go out alone.
11:51Leave right behind me and be on my own.
11:54Head to the tropics where summer's in season.
11:57The sooner the better cause man my butt is freezing.
12:02What's so great about Chicago anyway?
12:04Are you serious?
12:05The Sears Tower.
12:07The North Lake Shore.
12:08The Loop Downtown.
12:09Meatpackers Quilocks.
12:10The Magnificent Mile.
12:12And the Elevator Train.
12:13Deep Dish Pizza.
12:14And the Stock Exchange.
12:16But it ain't got what we got.
12:18Corn.
12:20Michigan Avenue.
12:22Frank Lloyd Wright.
12:23Wrigley Field.
12:24They're dancing on night.
12:26Out for Winfrey.
12:27Lake Michigan.
12:28Martin Water Blues.
12:30And Michael Jordan.
12:31But it ain't got what we got.
12:34Corn.
12:36Just to be fair, I wanna ask ya!
12:41What so great about Nebraska?
12:44It's the...
12:47Corn.
12:49Definitely the corn.
12:50I'm dizzy in a tizzy.
12:53I am acrophobic, muddle defunled
12:59I think I'm going to be sick,
13:02It has been so unlucky I can't stand heights
13:08Somebody look at me
13:12I'm half as I'm getting up a tree
13:19Giddy, tiddly, I'm hyperventilating
13:25Whirling, twirling, this is humiliating
13:31Whirling round, I can't swallow
13:35My mouth is dry
13:39I hate this vertigo
13:41Oh, how I wish I was in Chicago
13:49Who can hunt like a cat, not a dog or a bat
13:52Who can stalk a big bird or a rat like a cat
13:55Oh, with creatures they're half as cunning
13:58Slick as a greased up snake
14:01Go and watch any wolf or coyote
14:04They can't find fish knee deep in a lake
14:09Who hunts cats like the judge?
14:11Witches spawn like the judge
14:12Those tools are the devil
14:14Full kitty cats like the judge
14:15Who hunts like a cat
14:17Who hunts like a cat
14:17I hunt down all cats
14:18We're keen so that's that
14:20I hate them like rats
14:21There's nothing quite like that cat
14:23A cat
14:25So long sailor mass
14:29Time to say bye-bye
14:33I almost got drowned
14:35Chased right out of town
14:37Boarded my fur fly
14:41Boston, here we come
14:45Home of beans and tea
14:46Maybe they need pets
14:49Don't take any pets
14:51Still as you and me
14:52That sure was pretty Rita
14:54I hope we don't get sued