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Superboy vs. Alien - Full Movie #RS
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00:12let go of the president hand over the nuclear codes or i stick this down your
00:19hey who's hungry for some fried calamari
00:26it's commander z leader of the zenrith league
00:33sup how's your grandpa doing amelia the last time i saved him
00:37shoot him
00:59let's get this over with i have a thing later
01:25don't
01:30don't worry buddy i know a really good taylor
01:39you've done it again commander z it took the fbi five years fighting these alien terrorists
01:45but it only took you five months undercover to find them and just five minutes to take
01:51him out told you i have a thing later sir please let me honor you with a public announcement
01:56whoa sir with all due respect i just want to live my life
02:17as a normal high school senior
02:19sir your tux
02:23fuck
02:25fuck i'm gonna be late for our date ivy's gonna be real mad and your flowers
02:32thanks alphonse but i'm gonna need more than this help me get her a good apology present
02:36something something fancy okay another gift but you just secretly got her into zenith
03:11whoa
03:13who's a superhero for me
03:13oh good because i don't have time to chit chat with nerds you can run along to your girlfriend
03:18while i go save the president
03:19don't sweat it
03:20don't sweat it i i already took care of the alien
03:22wait
03:23took care of the alien
03:25you
03:26name zeno
03:29that's the next wave of enemies
03:30wait
03:30i should tell you there's only one way to kill them
03:33who do you think i am
03:34i'm cat girl bird's natural predator
03:35not those guys
03:36their feathered coats are made of a special metal
03:38it's impenetrable
03:39go for the inside of their beaks
03:41and how would you know
03:43what whatever
03:44who is he to tell me how to fight
03:53phew made it
03:54right on time
03:58why is there a party here
04:01ivy
04:02hey anyone seen ivy
04:06ivy i brought you flowers for our dating anniversary and
04:10i'm glad you made it zeno
04:11this is my breakup party
04:13because i'm dumping you
04:16breaking up
04:16we just hit our two
04:18you missed the entire half of the school year
04:20i know you're bland and you blend in
04:22hang on i'm bland
04:23what
04:24you've been mixing sriracha with bees in your drink or something
04:27but you're utterly foreforgettable now
04:30and that's embarrassing me
04:31seriously
04:32simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention
04:35he doesn't even try
04:37guess he's a failure at that too
04:39excuse me though i'm enjoying the sweet talk
04:41this is between me and my girlfriend
04:44stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer zeno
04:49and how would you know that
04:50because i'm
04:51gonna be the new face of zenith league
04:54i was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world
04:59as for you
05:00class rankings came out already
05:02haven't you seen them
05:04you missed so much of mercenary school
05:06you missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues
05:09your lowest of the lows
05:10rank z
05:12and you know zenith league only takes rank a's and above
05:15i can't be seen with you like this
05:22they're asking me commander z of the entire league to try out for my own team
05:28you don't understand
05:29would king kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug
05:33i thought so
05:34look closely
05:36i only score so low
05:38so that you
05:39ivy don't have to feel so bad about coming in last place
05:42i didn't ask you to do those things
05:45quit trying to guilt trip me
05:47i bet even if your parents were alive
05:49they'd ditch you for a more gifted son too
06:03i kill you just for fun
06:05but why waste time on a maggot like you
06:07i won't let you get away with it
06:14that was the day i unlocked my powers
06:17and that was when i promised to never let another child go through the same hell i did
06:21my parents died protecting this world
06:25don't sell their memories
06:26or what
06:28and too bad you didn't inherit your parents super genes
06:31otherwise you wouldn't be such a loser
06:33whatever xenon
06:34you can stay at the bottom
06:36because i've upgraded for someone better
06:38someone who can actually take me to high places
06:43hey what's up nerd
06:54you cheated on me ivy
06:58brad has super strength in his rank a
07:00zenith league just accepted him
07:02he's my real hero
07:04oh my god his superhero name is the boulder
07:06how cool is that
07:07and you're just a powerless weakling
07:09born to be a loser
07:11ah baby i'm so sore from benching 500 today
07:14aww i'll massage them for you
07:16looks like i gained another power
07:17invisibility
07:18ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you
07:20cause guess what
07:22zenith league is starting an all-girl special team
07:24and ivy is going to be on it
07:26that's right
07:27it's led by the drop-dead gorgeous catgirl kini
07:30and i'm the newest member
07:32oh i'm so excited
07:33why aren't you applauding
07:34you should be happy i'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend
07:39that's because i was the one who got you man
07:48that xeno guy was right about birdman's weakness
07:51i could have died if it weren't for his intel
07:55whoever he is i must find him
08:00you got me into zenith league
08:02oh it's almost cute
08:04his vocab is so limited he doesn't even know the meaning of zenith league
08:07i'm commander z
08:09the creator and literal definition of zenith league
08:12yeah even i know zenith means top of the top
08:16what are those glasses for anyways
08:18keep your mediocrity away from me
08:20don't be an idiot xeno
08:22you don't even have powers
08:24i only got into zenith league
08:26all thanks to brad
08:27his dad is the headhunter
08:29i see how it is
08:30your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering up your greed
08:33and to think i was going to take you to the top with me
08:35not anymore
08:36i know you're sensitive
08:37and i broke your fragile little heart
08:39but let's face it
08:40there's no future with you
08:41that's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground
08:44too bad
08:45this glorified piece of rock
08:46isn't going to save you from the oncoming regret
08:48when you realize that
08:49your upgrade
08:51is a downgrade
08:53i'll show you who's a downgrade
09:10i made a promise to my parents that i was only going to use my powers for good
09:13not petty fights
09:21nobody's ever deflected my punch before
09:23much less catch it
09:24how did he
09:25oh he's so big and strong
09:27they don't call brad the boulder for nothing
09:30you fools are made for each other
09:32xeno
09:33even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers
09:37i'm sorry for you
09:39you can save the pity for yourself
09:41you know what this guy's ruined the whole party
09:42i've got a bigger bachelor pod
09:44let's head over there
09:45here's a lesson before i leave you in the dust xeno
09:48love is for fairy tales
09:49even i know that
09:52a loser
09:54so that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me huh
09:56well joke's on her
10:01cause from where i stand
10:03i see a hero
10:14that's thanks for helping me take down the enemy
10:17oh you mean the pigeon guys
10:20thought you said you had him in the bag
10:22miss rank s
10:25i didn't
10:26a good cat admits when she's met her better half
10:28guess you're not just some nerd
10:30you'd be an asset to zeneryth league
10:32how about you become our battle tactician
10:34is that an invite
10:37to my own superhero league
10:40it is
10:41tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits
10:43your ex-girlfriend will be there too
10:45i can tell everyone you're my boyfriend
10:47help you get back at her
10:49i went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds
10:52that's a little fast
10:53i have to think about it
10:54i live life on the edge
10:55bottoms up boo
10:58this is a good chance to see what my team is actually like
11:00i'll stay undercover for this
11:06first training day is like frat rush
11:08you'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents
11:10but i bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes
11:12if they're actually any good then they won't need my help
11:14oh you'll be surprised
11:16you go in there first i'm gonna change
11:17i'll be back in a moment to introduce you
11:27first training day i'm ready to shoot up some new recruits
11:32again you nearly killed everyone in our last batch
11:34and a bunch of villagers too
11:35maybe save some fun for me this time huh
11:37what the hell
11:39i created zenith league so the world's best superheroes
11:42can fight crime and evil together
11:44not torment civilians
11:49oh my gosh
11:51zenith league even upgraded my weapon for me
11:54personally delivered by cat girl kimi sidekick too
11:56and it's all thanks to you for recommending me brad
12:00i want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day oh yeah you want to get whooped again
12:30this what you superheroes do all day getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles
12:37xeno what the hell are you doing here this is only for zenith league superheroes and recruits
12:42your techniques all wrong you gotta engage your toes
12:44oh and never underestimate pinky power
12:48who's this weak looking twig
12:49ignore him he's just a powerless loser from mercenary school came in dead last in class zero powers
12:54i can't believe it brad he's so desperate he's stalking me now that's so creepy
12:59ivy ivey aren't you just a new recruit don't talk like you own the place
13:03or i may have to humble you
13:06you beat us
13:07dude did i hit you too hard on the head last time
13:10you fucking lost it
13:13you're like a helpless puppy on the streets begging for attention
13:16you're the one who's all bark and no bite
13:18this isn't a challenge for me because beating you guys would be like squashing ant
13:22that's it four eyes
13:23you can only read about how to fight in a textbook
13:25but i've got real combat experience
13:33so let me show you what makes me a real man
13:35or maybe i'll teach you a lesson in humility
13:41give up xenon i know you're desperate to get me back but you have no powers you're not even good
13:45enough to be the towel boy i told you i'm not interested in your petty little games
13:48come on loser you don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me what you scared
13:52of course he's scared brad everyone knows you've got super strength and you're the
13:55strongest of our class you're gonna break his arm in less than a second
13:57you keep underestimating me ivy but you're gonna regret it
14:01her only regret is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier
14:03now put your arm up and if you don't trigger happy will show you a real good time
14:07games and powers that's all they care about
14:10instead of helping those in need
14:12i really should clean house
14:14go on arm up dipshit
14:16better use that pinky power you were talking about if you want to live
14:34if you're rank a then what am i
14:41what the hell was that you look scared i thought you were the bolder
14:46not very bold are you i told you your stance was all wrong
14:50nobody has ever beat brad before
14:54this this is impossible what kind of trickery did you pull on me
14:58spill it i'd never lose
15:01i won fair and square though
15:03who's the sore loser now
15:10enough no more of this xenon i know i broke your fragile little heart when i dumped you
15:14but this is no place for your circus act
15:17yeah your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you in front of all the heroes at zenith league
15:22do you even know what this place is xenon
15:24this is the danger room the ultimate training arena for zenith league designed by cat girl kimi
15:31herself
15:31is the only rank s female fighter in the league nobody dares to mess with her
15:35well i didn't need those glasses anyways
15:37depressed this whip is the very proof that i belong here
15:40yeah your aim really has improved with that new whip
15:42zenith league upgraded it with material that can even burn through an iron wall
15:45before you couldn't even hit an elephant if it was two feet in front of you
15:47stop talking down to me i'm a somebody now and you're a nobody
15:51what are you gonna do actually whip me
15:52i'm not your boyfriend anymore or are you begging me back now
15:55that's it i'm getting rid of you once and for all
16:07he caught my whip
16:11this whip is injected with venom too how is he still okay
16:14you said you got this whip because cat girl kimi recruited you to be on her girl power squad
16:19yes and you better watch it
16:22you can fish in this if you mess with me that's messing with cat girl kimi
16:28you're an idiot xeno and i thought you were at least book smart all of us here are rank a
16:32heroes
16:33we can pummel you to mush if we wanted to but now you're straight up tempting death
16:37cat girl kimi skinned her last opponent birdman alive you know that
16:41oh yes i heard she told me the whole thing
16:42you see kimiko was the one who invited me today
16:45are you kidding me that girl kimi is a rank s hero
16:48she would never be caught with a powerless weaker like you
16:51oof and they say only sticks and stones can hurt me actually nothing can
16:55it's time i take back everything i ever gave you and put you in your place
17:09so are we just going to stand around and talk or are we going to fight
17:20what was that zeon you'll pay for this brad do something
17:27this all you got all i feel is a light breeze
17:30you don't want to play with hellfire
17:36you just look like an ape drenched in kerosene
17:39get a grip
17:44eh eh eh
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