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Never Mess With a Woman - (2026) ✅ FULL EP
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00:00I have a perfect perfect picture of the world
00:08You know...
00:20Baby, you're so late, you're not sleeping?
00:23What's up?
00:25My mom is so beautiful, and my mom is so cute
00:37起码了什么起码了没人和我这样妈妈你什么时候回啊
00:42宝贝你先玩一会妈妈马上回来
00:57妈妈你回来了
01:00珍珍爸爸呢
01:01爸爸在里面
01:08珍珍妈妈找爸爸有点事
01:09等会儿你先进去你的房间
01:12妈妈晚一点陪你睡觉好不好
01:13好
01:14吃吧
01:30珍珍我先睡了
01:31下次咱们会有更新的房间
01:34杨洁啊杨洁啊杨洁啊
01:35杨洁啊杨洁啊
01:36我的多年年轻
01:37你竟然这样对我
01:50老婆你不是出差了吗
01:51怎么回来了
01:52临时改期了
01:54临时改期了
01:55你呢
01:55你穿成这样
01:57还叫他那么亲密
01:58来他谁打电话
01:58哎呀这天太热了嘛
02:01我凉快凉快
02:02还能跟谁聊天啊
02:04就我健身房那帮哥们呗
02:05砍大山砍习惯了
02:07他嘴里这么狠
02:08他嘴里这么狠
02:09哎 老婆你怎么没介意啊
02:11你是不一起的开口闭口
02:12就叫宝贝的吗
02:13手机拿来
02:14老婆
02:16老婆
02:16真没什么的
02:17我说
02:18手机拿来
02:26老婆
02:27老婆这手机摔坏了
02:31老婆
02:35老婆
02:36老婆
02:37你不会以为我外面有份子吧
02:38咱们结婚这么多年
02:40我什么人你不清楚啊
02:42老婆
02:43老婆
02:43别多想着我
02:44嗯
02:45外面的一片啊
02:45来 我给你也见
02:47一生还不错
02:54家里真的没有女人吗
02:56哎呀真没有
02:57你要我说几遍啊
02:59谁把你告诉我
03:00这是什么
03:01什么呀
03:02你的背后有三道抓痕
03:07老婆你听我解释
03:08这个我
03:09你别告诉我
03:10是蚊子咬的
03:11鸭子咬
03:12你烦得挺花呀
03:12这世纪
03:13这世纪
03:14是一天都滚不下去了
03:16给你离婚
03:17老婆
03:20你听我说啊
03:21这个呀
03:22是我今天
03:23在浴室洗澡的时候
03:24不小心摔的
03:25磕瓷砖上了
03:26瘟痕了
03:27而且打扮影响了
03:28这么深的伤口
03:30那指甲不可能抓出来
03:32别怕
03:32嘘
03:32嘘
03:33嘘
03:34真的吗
03:36我发誓
03:38我要是在外面有女人
03:39我操
03:41好了
03:42好了
03:43我相信你就是了
03:44老婆
03:45那点等我了
03:46我去洗个澡盘回来
03:47嗯
03:51爸爸很漂亮
03:52阿姨又对我
03:53起码盘回来
03:54没人和我这样
03:56妈妈
03:57你什么时候回呀
03:58老公
04:00你到底在隐瞒什么
04:02为什么要撒谎
04:03为什么要撒谎
04:26老公什么时候
04:27我变要机了
04:28嘘
04:30嘘
04:30嘘
04:31嘘
04:33嘘
04:33嘘
04:36嘘
04:38嘘
04:38嘘
04:39嘘
04:40嘘
04:41嘘
04:41嘘
04:42嘘
04:42嘘
04:43嘘
04:44嘘
04:44嘘
04:53嘘
04:59嘘
05:00What are you doing?
05:05I'm going to sleep.
05:13I'm going to sleep.
05:15What are you doing?
05:17I'm going to sleep.
05:20I'm going to sleep.
05:46I'm going to sleep.
05:51I'm going to sleep.
05:53I'm going to sleep.
05:54What are you doing?
05:55What are you doing?
05:58My wife.
05:59I'm going to sleep.
06:01I'm going to sleep.
06:02I'm going to sleep.
06:04I'm not eating.
06:07I'm going to sleep.
06:11My wife.
06:12I'm going to sleep.
06:14I'm going to sleep.
06:18My wife.
06:19Do you believe me?
06:21I'm going to sleep.
06:23I'm going to sleep.
06:41You don't like me anymore.
06:42You don't have to sleep.
06:45I'm going to sleep.
06:46You don't have to sleep.
06:47I don't expect that.
06:47You're alone.
06:48I'm going to go to the house.
06:51I'm going to go to the house.
06:53The house is not small.
06:55You know the house is coming from?
06:57Tell me.
06:58I heard my friend's name.
06:59It's a place for a meeting with a meeting.
07:02It's just a place to be ready.
07:04Hey, PIN, are you going to ask this?
07:06PIN?
07:09My name is PIN.
07:10Wait, I'll ask my friend.
07:14My name is PIN.
07:15PIN, how are you doing?
07:17How are you doing?
07:19I'm worried.
07:21My husband is gone.
07:25PIN, do you go to where?
07:26Help me.
07:33Can you help me?
07:34Who is this house?
07:36I'm sorry.
07:37I'm going to see you.
07:39I won't let you be surprised.
07:41The house has a rule.
07:42We can't do it.
07:43I'm sorry.
07:44My husband is dead.
07:45You still need help me?
07:51You still need help me?
07:52Do you believe me?
07:52I'm going to tell you how to live.
07:54This house is the house.
07:56That's it.
07:58That's it.
07:58That's it.
07:59I'll leave it here.
08:03I'll leave it here.
08:04You're right.
08:04I'm sorry.
08:06You're wrong.
08:07You're wrong.
08:23There are gates.
08:26Let's go.
08:26Oh my goodness
08:35Sir, it's going to be faster
08:38You're a lady
08:38The lights are all over
08:40We must be following the rules
08:42Let me push you
08:45I'm trying to get you all for you
08:47You're going to get out of here
08:48What's so much of a sudden?
08:49My husband got out of town
08:51I'm going to show you
08:52You're going to wear a mask
08:54I'm going to kill him.
08:56I'm going to kill him.
08:57I'm going to kill him.
09:32I'm going to kill him.
09:33Did you say one of them?
09:37They're both a women.
09:39Who are you?
09:41That's what they're really young.
09:42I'm not sure.
09:43I'm going to kill you.
09:49How about this room?
09:53My room is here.
09:58Who is it?
10:00It's an office service.
10:01I don't call it a office service service.
10:05Don't touch it.
10:06You're going to die.
10:10I'm going to talk to you.
10:11What are you doing?
10:16Come on.
10:17Don't worry.
10:18I'm going to talk to you.
10:20I'm going to talk to you.
10:22I'm going to talk to you.
10:23I'm gonna see her at an optical loop.
10:24Don't worry.
10:25Do you call it?
10:27All fine.
10:28Don't worry, my kids are standing there.
10:30I'm going to talk to you too.
10:32How would you tell the coming early?
10:34What are we going to talk to you?
10:35I'm not going to say you.icos
10:35he's not standing there. I'm
10:38going to talk to you too. Don't
10:39worry, let me send you one neither. Can we
10:41get out of the cup? Mom said
10:51that you were not ready? Is this
11:02I don't want to go there.
11:02Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
11:04Let's go!
11:20Lee鹏?
11:21I'm sorry.
11:22I'm sorry.
11:26I'm sorry.
11:28I'm sorry.
11:29This is a gay person.
11:32This is a gay person.
11:34I'll take care of the girl.
11:34I'll keep going.
11:40Who is your friend?
11:42Your friend, my friend is just...
11:44You don't want to say anything.
11:46I am talking to you now.
11:48This is the love of her.
11:49Really?
11:52Who is your friend?
11:54She is an alien.
11:54Do you have to do it?
11:55You said you came to jail, but you didn't have to do it.
11:58I don't have to do it anymore.
12:00I thought it was him.
12:03Sorry.
12:04I'm going to interrupt you.
12:05I'm going to go right away.
12:07Yes.
12:10I'm going to find Yang Zed.
12:11What are you doing?
12:13This...
12:15It's not good.
12:17You don't have to ask.
12:18Right.
12:20You're still there.
12:22Yang Zed must be here.
12:24You're still there.
12:25You should do it.
12:26You're still there.
12:27Your husband.
12:28Your husband?
12:31Your husband?
12:33You're a husband.
12:34Man you.
12:34Let's go.
12:35You're going to do it.
12:38I'm not having a job.
12:40You're your friend is just me.
12:42You're too much.
12:43I'm far from a bus.
12:45Do you have to come first?
12:48That's fine.
12:49You are doing his job on his money.
12:51I tell you.
12:52I don't know what I'm looking for.
12:54I'm looking for your husband.
12:56What are you talking about?
12:57What are you talking about?
13:00You don't have to be a mess.
13:05You have me, and you're my brother.
13:08Oh, my friend.
13:09I just said that I'm only one.
13:12Really?
13:13That's what I'm talking about.
13:16I'm talking about it.
13:17He's a good person.
13:19But he doesn't want me to do it.
13:20I'm telling you, I'm only one.
13:22Really?
13:23I'm telling you.
13:24I've seen you before.
13:25What are you talking about?
13:28My husband!
13:29What can I say?
13:30We're talking about a business.
13:31But if he doesn't have a business,
13:32we're talking about a business.
13:34What are you talking about?
13:36Your husband is really good.
13:38He's a good person.
13:39If I take the money off,
13:41it's not a mess.
13:42Is it I'm wrong?
13:45You don't have to have a different idea.
13:54What can I tell you?
13:55He's gone!
13:57Let's go!
14:00Hey, old lady!
14:01Come by.
14:02Come by me, old lady!
14:03You're my girlfriend!
14:05How had my girlfriend come again!
14:06You were so scared.
14:08You've got to wake me!
14:14I'm going to give you a chance to my husband.
14:25I'm going to give you a chance to my husband.
14:27It's my husband's phone number.
14:34Open the door!
14:35What are you doing?
14:43My sister, you have something else.
14:49It's my husband's phone number.
14:52I'm going to use this one.
14:54I think that's my phone number.
14:57I'm going to send it to my phone number.
14:59I'm going to send your phone number.
15:01No, I'm going to send my phone number.
15:04I'm going to send my phone number.
15:06You need to send me your phone number.
15:07I'm going to send my phone number.
15:22Yes!
15:22Oh my God, my phone was broken.
15:25Today I'm not going to use it.
15:27I'm so proud of you.
15:41Hey guys, what's going on?
15:44Your wife didn't know your phone was broken.
15:47That's why she just called you.
15:49How do you think your phone was broken?
15:53This phone was not your daughter's phone.
15:55This is my spare phone.
15:56It's just the same thing.
15:57It's just the same thing with the previous phone.
16:00When my daughter asked me to call me,
16:02it scared me.
16:04It's good that she doesn't have a spare phone number.
16:06That's right.
16:09Your spare phone didn't talk to my daughter.
16:11Who did you call the phone?
16:14Don't ask me.
16:16This is my last time.
16:18I didn't care.
16:20Thank you, my friend.
16:21Let's go.
16:43Why did you call me a phone number?
16:48I cannot wait.
16:52都这样了,有什么好小变的?三个晚三人行,藏着夜着不让我知道。
17:00嫂子都是误会。
17:01眼见为时,要不是你心有鬼,她为什么要藏起来?
17:06我倒是想玩三人行,不是你老婆不可以?
17:09少说两句,这件事吧,我们之所以不说,都生我而起。
17:15你也知道,佳佳是有老婆,每次我和佳佳约会的时候,都会介绍杨哥,让他帮我们两个网锋。
17:24网锋?我刚一张床上去了是吗?你当我傻子吗?
17:29嫂子,我哪敢帮您当傻子呀。
17:33这件事吧,说出去也不光彩,我业绩完不成。
17:36杨哥吧,想一起,就给我介绍个客户,就是佳佳姐,我们俩一来二去的,就看对眼。
17:43你也知道,她是有老婆。
17:46那不得找个人帮我们看着点吧?
17:50所以每次都叫上杨哥在门口,帮我们等着。
17:52今天,情况特别特殊,杨哥要急,所以就进了房间。
17:58哎呀,然后吧,你就进来了。
18:01就这么巧,就算我没说你两类传道,也不用做这么过。
18:06许佳说,只要我在门口帮他们放风,就帮我多拉几个人头,办我的健身课。
18:13老公,你不必这样。
18:16我们家也不缺这几个,而且我也能赚钱。
18:19老婆,你每个月比我多赚好几倍。
18:23我身为一个男人,我也想要我们家分担一点。
18:27嫂子,你这下可算明白了。
18:28咱杨哥呀,他是够义气,还顾佳。
18:32像这么好的男人,打着灯笼,还找不着呢。
18:36老公,是我误会你了。
18:42老婆,我们回家。
18:44你好自为之,以后别找我了。
18:50老公,你会这样的事情,别瞒着我。
18:54老公,你会这样的事情,别瞒着我,免得又闹出像今天这样的。
18:56好,老婆,以后啊,我什么事儿不玩你的。
18:59嗯。
19:00哎,对了,你怎么知道我在这儿呢?
19:04我跟他那个象圈找来的。
19:08还好没被老婆发现。
19:09老婆,你发现狗象圈了。
19:15老婆,你发现狗象圈了。
19:17老婆,你发现狗象圈了。
19:18是啊,我找到了那个卖象圈的商铺。
19:20他跟我说,是那个富婆定制的象圈。
19:24所以我就跟他来了。
19:25那个象圈,是那个富婆送给你的。
19:29他广传网,你就这样。
19:31老婆,等,等,等,等,等,等,我才敢的。
19:35都是李方那个小子。
19:36他做了亏心事儿,心里虚麻。
19:40所以就把象圈藏我帮了。
19:41真的啊?
19:42真的,比真金还真。
19:44你去吧。
19:49我才感觉,杨哥心里有鬼啊。
19:52我平常和他关系这么好,都不知道他用备用手机,还瞒着嫂子。
19:57每个人都有秘密。
19:59我说不定啊,杨子是表面看着老师。
20:01实际上,玩的比谁都花。
20:04实际上,玩的比谁都花。
20:04不可能。
20:05杨哥不是这样的人。
20:06好了,好了。
20:08不说他了。
20:09真小苦的。
20:11咱们呀,玩的有意思的。
20:12我,我在杨哥的现实包里也看到过这个。
20:24你是不是也送了他一个项群?
20:25怎么会?
20:27这是我专门为你定制的。
20:28一个会员只能定制一个。
20:30你会不会看错了?
20:32不可能。
20:34这材质一模一样。
20:38难不成杨哥他真出轨了?
20:42老爸,我先逃跑了,一会儿姐都烦了。
20:49刚刚有外人在,我不好吃饭。
20:52我问你,那个备用机怎么回事?
20:57那个备用机怎么回事?
20:59什么备用机啊?
21:00你还跟我装呢?
21:02我就是看到李鹏手上那个手机,很像你的备用机。
21:05我才过去堵你的。
21:06杨泽,我们都老扶老妻了。
21:09你还跟我玩心眼子?
21:10我倒要看看,你手机里有什么秘密。
21:13手机拿来。
21:14老婆,你也知道。
21:16你男人呢?
21:17要或多或少,多点秘密。
21:19你别怕关门地儿了。
21:21我看你。
21:22我给你。
21:23我给你。
21:23提痒,提痒,提痒,是吧?
21:25你不撞男枪,不回头。
21:27你不说话,我算了。
21:29手机给你。
21:32老婆,但你得答应我。
21:34看了之后,我碰到中心了。
21:36你手机里,到底有什么见不得人的秘密啊?
21:40让我偏要看。
21:41密码多少?
21:44你就告诉我就行。
21:45万一你手一滑,手机又给耍牌了。
21:49我是那种人嘛。
21:53密码是427003。
21:54427003。
21:56427003,是杨子的生命, 003003,总感觉自己最。
22:02推了。
22:08起开。
22:13好啊,你不仅有一个被容器,你还有一个微信小号。
22:17你跟我说这个富贵话是谁。
22:28I don't know.
22:50That's right, he used to visit us at the same time.
22:54Really?
22:57That's what his name is?
22:59He doesn't care about it.
23:02He says he's a rich man.
23:04He's a rich man.
23:05So he's got such a rich man.
23:07He's a rich man.
23:08What's his name?
23:10Let's take a look.
23:13This is his name.
23:17He's a rich man.
23:19He's a rich man.
23:19He's a rich man.
23:21He's a rich man.
23:21You don't understand.
23:25We're doing a fitness job.
23:26The weight of the weight is the weight of the weight.
23:30You're rich man.
23:32I'm rich man.
23:32You're rich man.
23:33You're rich man.
23:36I'm going to play a game.
23:37He's a big fan.
23:41So I'm going to register a small fan.
23:43You're rich man.
23:44Oh my God.
23:45So I can't.
23:46You're rich man.
23:50To be, I don't have a rich man.
23:51That's it.
23:51I'll take the message.
23:55If it's a real gift to you say.
23:57If it's a real gift,
23:58I'll call you.
23:59I'll be kidding a bit.
24:01Not the fuck.
24:03You still doesn't trust me?
24:05I did not believe me first.
24:13excuse me
24:14wait
24:14wait
24:19not
24:20what is going to happen
24:21what's happening
24:21you?
24:22do you think
24:22please don't worry
24:25okay
24:26the evidence was lost
24:27what are you?
24:28what do I really don't know
24:29what happened
24:30existing
24:30you're wrong
24:31what are you talking about?
24:33you don't
24:33I don't understand
24:37what is the guy doing
24:38What are you doing?
24:40Your wife, if you don't believe me, I'll give you a video.
24:44Okay.
24:46Then I'll see you in the end of the video.
24:49What are you doing?
24:53What are you doing?
24:54Did you see her?
24:56She's really funny.
25:00My daughter.
25:03You're...
25:03She's...
25:04She's...
25:05You said...
25:06What's your name?
25:07Yes.
25:08You're my name?
25:10What's your name?
25:13It's me.
25:15What's my name?
25:17How many times have you said it?
25:18Don't take my phone to get out of the mail.
25:21You're so funny.
25:26My daughter.
25:28You're all right.
25:30My husband, I'm wrong.
25:32I'm wrong.
25:33I'm wrong.
25:36I know.
25:37I'm wrong.
25:38You're wrong.
25:40I'm wrong.
25:42I'm wrong.
25:43I'm wrong.
25:43Don't do that.
25:44I'll see you.
25:51I'll see you next time.
25:52Wait a minute.
25:54What's up?
25:55It was yesterday.
25:57I'm going to take a look at it.
26:00Let's take a look.
26:06This car?
26:07It's the last time you bought it.
26:10I'll buy it.
26:11I'll buy it.
26:12Let's go.
26:13Let's go.
26:21Let's go.
26:24I'm going to take a look.
26:32Let's go.
26:32Hey, good morning.
26:35Good morning.
26:36Good morning.
26:37Good morning.
26:39Good morning.
26:39Good morning.
26:40Good morning.
26:40Good morning.
26:40It's so hot.
26:41I'm going to get a look at it.
26:41You didn't ask me to ask me.
26:42I asked my friend to tell me.
26:44This is a meeting for a meeting.
26:46One meeting for a meeting.
26:50I had a meeting for a meeting.
26:51You were never expectations for a meeting.
26:52Hey, what's going on?
26:53I'm going to do it.
26:55I only think I could call a meeting for a meeting.
26:59Yes.
26:59I'm going to take a look at it.
26:59The friend of the family.
27:01He was going to come into something.
27:02He was going to steal my face.
27:03So he took his place to say,
27:05To me.
27:06Is he true?
27:07Really?
27:08I am not really.
27:14I'm going to tell him.
27:25My sister, why are you here?
27:28You're not here to find the guy.
27:29He just came out.
27:31I'm not here.
27:32I'm here to find you.
27:34You're here to find me?
27:36This is a place where I am.
27:38I'm not sure.
27:40You have no idea for me.
27:42You have no idea for me.
27:42I'm not here to find you.
27:44I'm not here to find you.
27:45You're not here to find me.
27:47That's my place.
27:50My brother, I can only help you.
27:53The place where the place is.
27:56You're lying.
27:58How did you know?
27:59You're lying.
28:00Tell me.
28:01Who's the place where the place is for me?
28:03The place where I was in the place.
28:06Who's the place for me?
28:08I don't know.
28:09You're lying.
28:09You're lying.
28:11If you're lying.
28:13You're lying.
28:13I'll give you the place to watch the girl's wife's wife.
28:16I'm not lying.
28:20I'm lying.
28:22I'm lying.
28:25I have to ask you to call me.
28:26You've already been crying.
28:29You're lying.
28:30If you're lying, I'm asking you to call me.
28:32I'm not paying for it.
28:32If you have any kind of money, you can send me a message.
28:40Oh my God, I'm still paying for it.
28:51How can I get back to you?
28:53I'm not going to die.
28:55I'm going to die.
28:56I'm going to die yesterday.
28:58I'm not going to die.
29:00I'll see you next time.
29:02What do you want to do with me?
29:11My husband?
29:15My husband?
29:19My husband?
29:21Why didn't you hear the noise?
29:22Why didn't you hear the noise?
29:30I don't know.
29:31I just want to see what happened.
29:34What kind of secret?
29:37What kind of secret?
29:39My husband?
29:40You won't find me in a place.
29:43My husband?
29:44Can't you leave me all the time?
29:55Do you like it?
30:05What's your advice?
30:07What's the truth about?
30:08Why are you coming in so late?
30:10What reason?
30:11Do you have a little beer?
30:17I'm going to do my work today.
30:19I didn't have to go to the점er as soon as the Academy,
30:20I am not careful about it.
30:24What's your advice?
30:24Oh my husband,
30:25I'm really not careful about it.
30:26We have five years of friendship.
30:29What can I tell you?
30:29Go away.
30:31I'm sorry.
30:32Okay.
30:32I'm going to read it.
30:47My wife, you don't like this one?
30:50Yes.
30:51I always give it to you.
30:53It's so expensive.
30:54I'll give it to you.
30:56I'll give it to you.
30:57I'm going to read it.
31:02My wife, you really don't have anything to do with me.
31:12No.
31:13You're going to read it.
31:14Okay.
31:15My wife, I know I'm not wrong.
31:18But you believe me.
31:20I'm for you.
31:23I'll do it.
31:23The rest of me.
31:24You're a good friend.
31:25You're the best.
31:26My wife, that's my best.
31:29You are my best.
31:57What are you doing?
31:58What are you doing?
32:00What are you doing?
32:01You can't go to sleep.
32:12Oh, that's right, Chef.
32:14Tomorrow, I edit my mirage.
32:16I'll not write a little more.
45:50you.
51:09today.
52:36you.
55:41you.
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