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00:00:01Drink trash, trash boy.
00:00:03You think you can hang with us?
00:00:04You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school.
00:00:07You're nothing.
00:00:08What are you gonna do about it?
00:00:11I'm strong, rich, handsome.
00:00:13I'm like Batman, except better.
00:00:17My parents are still alive.
00:00:22Stop, Paxton. Stop or I'll tell.
00:00:27Look, orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him.
00:00:36I need your help, Angie.
00:00:38I could have handled this by myself.
00:00:39You're an idiot, Jack.
00:00:41A big, dumb idiot.
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you.
00:00:47One day you're gonna be sorry for this, Paxton Whitlock.
00:00:58That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock.
00:01:01On tonight's win, clinching the Asian Continental title
00:01:04from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov.
00:01:07Source to say, Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym
00:01:11so that he can pursue the North American title.
00:01:18Hey, Jack, sun's up.
00:01:21Toilets ain't gonna clean themselves.
00:01:22Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:01:25Anything you like to say to-
00:01:26For any of you losers thinking of settling scores,
00:01:29now's your chance.
00:01:31Hey.
00:01:32Good.
00:01:33Fucking.
00:01:34Luck.
00:01:38Someday soon, golden boy.
00:01:40This poor orphan is gonna take you down.
00:01:55Hey, kid, how you doing?
00:01:57Hey, come with me for a sec.
00:01:59We got you a present.
00:02:01Really?
00:02:02Yeah, come on.
00:02:03You remember my birthday?
00:02:04Yeah, of course I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:08Open up, boys.
00:02:16There you go, kid.
00:02:18Happy birthday.
00:02:19You know.
00:02:20I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy.
00:02:21You know that, Vic?
00:02:22No, you won't.
00:02:24I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy.
00:02:26You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:29Hm?
00:02:29Is that why you're here, Vic?
00:02:31To fire me?
00:02:34Nah, you ain't worth my time, kid.
00:02:36I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:39Will you give it up?
00:02:40She's not gonna go for scum like you.
00:02:45What the hell, Vic?
00:02:49What the hell, Vic?
00:02:51Hey, you know, we were just having some fun.
00:02:53Isn't that right?
00:02:54Oh, wow.
00:02:55I mean, are you ready for a date or what?
00:02:57Come on, Vic.
00:02:57I'm not going anywhere with you.
00:02:58Apologize to Jack right now.
00:03:01It's not life.
00:03:02He's the help.
00:03:03I swear to God.
00:03:04Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:08so everyone here can see your teeny weeny.
00:03:13That's funny.
00:03:14That's funny.
00:03:14Excuse me.
00:03:23I'm sorry.
00:03:29What a jerk.
00:03:31Did he hurt you?
00:03:32What the hell, Angie?
00:03:33How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
00:03:35I can fight my own freaking battles.
00:03:37After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot.
00:03:41Angie.
00:03:45Get your shit together, Jack.
00:03:47You don't have any real friends.
00:03:49They think you're all weak.
00:03:51You can hinge.
00:03:52Fighting banal.
00:03:53Paxton Whitlock.
00:03:54On tonight's win.
00:03:55Clutching.
00:03:58I'm gonna show them all.
00:04:00I can be Paxton Whitlock.
00:04:02Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.
00:04:06You really shouldn't do that in the dark.
00:04:08Oh.
00:04:10And...
00:04:10Told you.
00:04:12Oh.
00:04:15Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:04:18Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:20I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
00:04:25Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo.
00:04:27He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament.
00:04:31Good to meet you though.
00:04:35You...
00:04:36You need a new mop?
00:04:38You don't know who I am?
00:04:39Who?
00:04:40Am I supposed to?
00:04:42You're a janitor.
00:04:43I can't believe it.
00:04:44I mean, he bullied me for years.
00:04:45He...
00:04:46He forgot me?
00:04:47Good...
00:04:48F***ing...
00:04:48Luck.
00:04:49You should interview more often.
00:04:51Camera.
00:04:51He makes my job up.
00:04:53He hasn't changed at all.
00:04:54He's still obsessed with himself.
00:04:57Oh...
00:04:57My God!
00:04:59Paxton!
00:04:59Angie?
00:05:00Hey!
00:05:01How are you doing?
00:05:02How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:03How have you been?
00:05:04I haven't seen you since college.
00:05:06Broke some records.
00:05:06Broke some hearts.
00:05:07You know how it is.
00:05:09God, you look amazing.
00:05:11By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:05:16Hi, gym bunnies and gym rats.
00:05:18Listen up.
00:05:19Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.
00:05:24Our gym is gonna be his home while he's touring North America.
00:05:27As a welcome, we're gonna have ourselves a little competition.
00:05:32Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.
00:05:35I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fight.
00:05:42This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all.
00:05:45Let's get it on!
00:05:46Come on!
00:06:05You're next.
00:06:06He's challenging me?
00:06:08Does he remember who I am?
00:06:10Looks like you're up, Todd.
00:06:12Paxton!
00:06:13Hey!
00:06:14Don't act like you don't know me.
00:06:16I challenge you to a single elimination death match.
00:06:19Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship.
00:06:20The loser leaves his gym for good.
00:06:24What?
00:06:25What's so funny?
00:06:30You're a twig, man.
00:06:31I'd destroy you.
00:06:33Why don't you make yourself useful?
00:06:34And go wash my gym shorts.
00:06:36See?
00:06:36I left them in the locker room on the floor.
00:06:39Cause...
00:06:39I know it's real ID.
00:06:43Alright, alright!
00:06:44Come on!
00:06:45Jack, cut it out!
00:06:46Paxton is a mega successful world class fighter.
00:06:49And the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.
00:06:52You apologize right now or you're fired, boy!
00:06:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:56Did you say Jack?
00:06:58So you finally remembered who I am?
00:07:02Eh, doesn't ring a bell.
00:07:05You're dead!
00:07:07Oh, yeah?
00:07:08And, uh, how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:07:26You want me?
00:07:28Come and get me.
00:07:36Careful there.
00:07:37You might tire yourself out.
00:07:39Shut up!
00:07:44I thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:46Oh, oh, oh, you asked for it, you're in the cake.
00:07:56Jack!
00:07:57Jack!
00:07:58Jack!
00:07:59Jack!
00:07:59Jack!
00:07:59Jack!
00:07:59Jack!
00:08:05Jack!
00:08:06Jack!
00:08:07Jack!
00:08:10Jack!
00:08:11Jack!
00:08:11Jack!
00:08:12Jack!
00:08:15Jack!
00:08:23I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:28I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk.
00:08:31Help!
00:08:32I made a text!
00:08:33Angie?
00:08:37My dear, sweet, beautiful Angie.
00:08:40What happened?
00:08:41Who did this to you?
00:08:42It's those fucking rat rooms.
00:08:46What are you doing laying around?
00:08:48Go after them!
00:08:51What happened?
00:08:53It was Vic.
00:08:54He's a monster.
00:08:56Vic?
00:08:57My chief investor?
00:09:02Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:04Vic's men.
00:09:05I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:08Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.
00:09:11There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:13I guess you'd know all about that.
00:09:14You wanna go another round?
00:09:15I don't see why not.
00:09:19Boys!
00:09:20Hey Jack.
00:09:22From this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:25What?
00:09:27Are you firing me?
00:09:29Enzo, you can't fire me.
00:09:30What?
00:09:31No, knucklehead.
00:09:32I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:35Who's gonna mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:38Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:42No, you can't do that.
00:09:43I'm the fighter you sponsored.
00:09:45I've won that fight.
00:09:46Just settle down over there.
00:09:47There's nothing in the rules that says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:52I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:09:55Plus, think about it.
00:09:56The rags to riches story.
00:09:58A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:10:02He's gonna make us a lot of money.
00:10:04What about me?
00:10:05You're both gonna make us a lot of money.
00:10:08And I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:14Okay.
00:10:16I'll do it.
00:10:17So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:21Try it, punk.
00:10:23Boys!
00:10:24I got a paper to ask.
00:10:25I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:28Would either of you be interested?
00:10:30It'd be an honor.
00:10:30I won't let you down.
00:10:33That's perfect.
00:10:34You're both hired.
00:10:36Both of us.
00:10:38We are gonna be one big happy family.
00:10:45She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:47You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:48What are you two doing?
00:10:50Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me stuff.
00:10:53She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:54Stop swinging your dicks around.
00:10:57And talk.
00:10:58Like functioning adults.
00:11:02Okay.
00:11:03I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:07You want to learn to fight, right?
00:11:09So let me teach you the right way.
00:11:12Well reasoned.
00:11:13Jack?
00:11:14She wants to learn self defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:17Don't.
00:11:19Okay.
00:11:21It doesn't really make sense a style we're teaching her.
00:11:23You know?
00:11:24It's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:25Jack's right.
00:11:28So go on.
00:11:29Teach me.
00:11:30You're my trainers, right?
00:11:32So give me a demonstration.
00:11:42All right.
00:11:43I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:45And it's gonna come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:47As a woman, you know, I'm sure they pin your hands down.
00:11:51So.
00:11:56Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:12:04All right, Angie.
00:12:05So when we're in this position, what you're gonna want to do is you're gonna want to go.
00:12:08What is going on here?
00:12:14You know what?
00:12:16I don't want to know.
00:12:18I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:21Here's 500 bucks.
00:12:23Paxton.
00:12:23Take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:12:26Show him how to sign up.
00:12:28Right away, sir.
00:12:31You snoozy lose, my boy.
00:12:33Hey.
00:12:34So.
00:12:35I guess we'll just continue our lesson some other time.
00:12:39Maybe we could meet up today.
00:12:41At 7pm.
00:12:43At the pre-tournament investors banquet.
00:12:47Kinda seems like a weird place to continue the training.
00:12:51That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:12:56Is Angie really asking me out?
00:12:59Yo!
00:13:00Let's go!
00:13:04I'll be there.
00:13:06Don't be late.
00:13:08Look, man.
00:13:10I don't like you, and you don't like me.
00:13:12We've established that, okay?
00:13:13So let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.
00:13:15Why?
00:13:16What's the hurry?
00:13:17You got a date or something?
00:13:20With Angie?
00:13:21Get out of town.
00:13:22Sounds like you're jealous.
00:13:23Jealous?
00:13:24Dude, been there, done now.
00:13:26You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.
00:13:28You used to date Angie?
00:13:30And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.
00:13:34I will not.
00:13:36Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:38That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:13:39All right.
00:13:40Where did the rookies sign up?
00:13:44What?
00:13:45It's locked.
00:13:49Eventually?
00:13:50My date with Angie's at seven.
00:13:52I'm gonna miss it.
00:13:53And...
00:13:53Bump.
00:14:05Well, well, well.
00:14:07Hey, Luigi.
00:14:08Look at the fart blew in.
00:14:10Hey, man.
00:14:11I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:12You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:14You look like you couldn't bench press a fly.
00:14:16You look like a little boy.
00:14:18You making fun of me?
00:14:19Duh.
00:14:20You ride here on the short bus?
00:14:23Booyah.
00:14:24We'll prove his luck a little bit.
00:14:28Oh!
00:14:29What the?
00:14:31That's it!
00:14:32Oh!
00:14:35Whoa!
00:14:36Looks like he actually can bench press a fly.
00:14:38I don't need a tournament to frickin' rip those stupid mustaches off your fuckin' feces.
00:14:43How you gonna register without any money?
00:14:44Yo, your back pocket.
00:14:46Huh?
00:14:46Yeah.
00:14:50Oh, shit!
00:14:56Wait!
00:14:58Wait!
00:15:06I need to find that kid faster.
00:15:08I'm gonna miss my date with Angie.
00:15:12Enzo.
00:15:13Maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:15:15He'll understand, right?
00:15:16You're fired!
00:15:17And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:15:21That's a bad idea.
00:15:24Angie.
00:15:25Maybe you saw the money.
00:15:27What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:30I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.
00:15:34Yo!
00:15:36You lookin' for me?
00:15:43Oh!
00:15:48Jesus, man!
00:15:49What the fuck?
00:15:50That's a strong reaction.
00:15:52Been lookin' for you.
00:15:53What's wrong?
00:15:54I might have lost my money.
00:15:56What?
00:15:58Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you!
00:16:00It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:01I got pickpocketed when I wasn't lookin'.
00:16:03Wow, what an Oliver Twist, right?
00:16:05Alright.
00:16:06I'll take pity on you.
00:16:07How much you need?
00:16:07I don't need your money, man.
00:16:09I'm gonna find the kid.
00:16:10I don't need a frickin' hand out from you.
00:16:11Alright.
00:16:13Whatever you say, dawg.
00:16:16Think, Jack.
00:16:17Think.
00:16:17That kid kind of reminds me of myself at his age.
00:16:22There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.
00:16:33He really is just like me.
00:16:35Listen.
00:16:36My parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:16:39They said we can find the kid at...
00:16:41Oh!
00:16:43Nice job.
00:16:46Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:47Let's beat that job.
00:16:50Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:51Let's beat that job.
00:16:52Wait.
00:16:52We can't.
00:16:53He's just a kid.
00:16:54We can't beat him up.
00:16:55He's a thief.
00:16:55He's a thief.
00:16:57He's a thief.
00:17:00He's like I was.
00:17:02He's probably an orphan too.
00:17:04Homeless.
00:17:07He needs the money more than I do.
00:17:10You said a homeless orphan?
00:17:18Let him keep it.
00:17:19Honestly.
00:17:20He reminds me of someone.
00:17:23I've left that part of me way behind.
00:17:27Has Paxton changed?
00:17:34Besides, man, beating up homeless kids was so ten years ago for me.
00:17:39I've got better shit to do now.
00:17:40Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:17:44Well, I'm about to dip.
00:17:48By the way, don't you have that date?
00:17:54Shit, I still need to register.
00:17:57No, no, no, no, wait, please.
00:18:00I need to secure my spot in the tournament.
00:18:02Here, I know it's not enough money.
00:18:03Look, baby, save it.
00:18:05We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:18:06But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:18:08I was waiting outside, you can't close now.
00:18:10It was out of my hands.
00:18:11I sought the last few vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:18:17Shit, not those guys again.
00:18:20Hey!
00:18:22Wait up.
00:18:24Look who it is.
00:18:26Shake covered stick man.
00:18:29So what do you want?
00:18:30A challenge.
00:18:31If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.
00:18:35What if you lose, huh?
00:18:37What could you even offer?
00:18:38Why don't you come for a walk?
00:18:49Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.
00:18:52What?
00:18:52Give me that shit.
00:18:53Get out of here.
00:19:00Finally.
00:19:01Now I can prove to the world I can be Paxton Whitlock.
00:19:09Hello? Angie?
00:19:10Where are you, Jack?
00:19:12Vic is here and I need your help.
00:19:17I'm coming.
00:19:19Stay right there.
00:19:29Angie!
00:19:31There you are.
00:19:33I'm sorry.
00:19:34You left me waiting.
00:19:37You look beautiful.
00:19:40I got caught up at the tournament sign ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but...
00:19:45Where the hell is Vic?
00:19:47It's alright now.
00:19:47Did he touch you?
00:19:49He got scared off.
00:19:49Did he hurt you?
00:19:50It's fine.
00:19:52He got scared off.
00:19:54Bye.
00:19:55You sure you want me to wear this?
00:19:57I mean, red is so not my cover.
00:20:01Oh hey, you got the voucher?
00:20:03Thanks.
00:20:05What is he doing here?
00:20:07I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:20:10Wait, you thought I meant like a romantic date?
00:20:15I'm so sorry, Jack.
00:20:17It's just that, with it being the investors banquet, I just wanted some protection in case Vic tried something tonight.
00:20:21And so when you were late, I called Paxton and...
00:20:24Look, no need to explain, Angie.
00:20:26It's alright.
00:20:27It's clear.
00:20:27Of the two of us, I'm just...
00:20:29I'm the more reliable.
00:20:32It's fine, right?
00:20:33Everything is fine.
00:20:35Double the date.
00:20:36It's double the protection, right?
00:20:39And double the fun.
00:20:42So...
00:20:42What do you say?
00:20:45Yeah.
00:20:46Fine.
00:20:47As you wish.
00:20:49Alright.
00:20:50Go on.
00:20:54Here.
00:20:55Use the shed to change.
00:20:57May you hand the ballroom after?
00:20:59Yes, ma'am.
00:21:04You are such a kiss-ass.
00:21:06I think she likes it.
00:21:07No.
00:21:08She likes me, man.
00:21:16No.
00:21:17Briefs?
00:21:17What?
00:21:18What's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:19I like to keep the boys all supported.
00:21:22What do you wear?
00:21:24Baggy boxers?
00:21:31He does wear baggy box.
00:21:33You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date, and yet you still showed up.
00:21:38Yeah, well...
00:21:39It's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:21:41Look, dude.
00:21:43If you wanna be a little bitch about it, I think I'm just gonna go ask Angie for her dance
00:21:47right now.
00:21:48Right now.
00:21:49She'd never dance with you.
00:21:52You think so?
00:21:52We used to dance a lot back in college.
00:21:55If you forgot.
00:21:56We used to love dancing real.
00:22:02Dirty.
00:22:04Dirty.
00:22:05Dirty dancing.
00:22:07Hey!
00:22:08Give me back my pants!
00:22:09Hey!
00:22:10Give me back my...
00:22:13Pants.
00:22:16Dance.
00:22:17Haha.
00:22:20Shit!
00:22:21What should I do now?
00:22:38What are you wearing?
00:22:40I can explain.
00:22:41Wow!
00:22:42Where did you get that outfit?
00:22:43I'm not gonna go.
00:22:43clearance from the dumpster store or well I think it's perfect I couldn't agree
00:22:52more sweetheart tell us a whole story in one look rags to riches janitor to
00:22:57superstar huh we're gonna make so much all right you guys stay put I'll be
00:23:07right back with some investors to schmoes you look beautiful baby oh
00:23:17thanks
00:23:17Angie Bianchi no he's about to make a move man have this dance
00:23:26Wow um Angie before you decide anything just so that Pat is an animal he's trying
00:23:32to get in your pants you know and I like you were both my dates right and I guess
00:23:39I'll just have to dance with both of you
00:23:43everybody needs somebody
00:23:47You're the one I want
00:23:50Feels like a miracle
00:23:54Feels like a miracle
00:23:57Feels like a miracle
00:24:00Feels like a miracle
00:24:04When I'm with you
00:24:11Everybody move your body
00:24:14Please pull me close and join the party
00:24:19Jack, come on
00:24:19Danny and this guy got into you
00:24:21What are you doing, man?
00:24:22Come on, let's go
00:24:26What was that?
00:24:27I was just feeling the moment
00:24:30Really?
00:24:31That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me
00:24:33What?
00:24:34Angie, I've cared for you, you know that
00:24:37Hey, what's wrong?
00:24:38I want you to stop bullying Jack
00:24:40There was a full suit in the back I gave him
00:24:43Close pants, huh?
00:24:46Angie, I miss him
00:24:57What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:25:00Mind if I take a tournament dance floor
00:25:01Or would you rather just skip to come home with me, huh?
00:25:03Why?
00:25:05Alright Jack, this is Cynthia
00:25:07She's the president of the tournament rules committee
00:25:10This is the man I've been telling you about
00:25:12The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:16Come on Jack, introduce yourself
00:25:17Hi, it's good to hear you
00:25:19Smells like a dirty old diaper
00:25:23I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper
00:25:28Alright, now hold on, Jack's a great fighter
00:25:31He might even take on Paxton one day
00:25:34This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:39That would be a brand image disaster
00:25:42This kind does not deserve to be in our tournament
00:25:45The public life is for the rich
00:25:53Hey!
00:25:53You think you could be our friend?
00:25:55You don't belong with us
00:25:59Cynthia, he's a good fighter, he's a good kid
00:26:04Hey, man
00:26:05Hey, so piss off, man
00:26:13Maybe they're alright about me
00:26:16I don't belong here
00:26:19I don't belong anywhere
00:26:26He's grabbed the fucking girl, come on!
00:26:28Help! Help! Somebody help me! Help!
00:26:30Angie?
00:26:37Jackie, my boy!
00:26:38How you doing, kid?
00:26:40I hope you already ate since I...
00:26:43I ran out of dog food
00:26:47What's so funny?
00:26:49Oh, Paxton
00:26:50Enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke
00:26:54He says that little janitor that he's been carting around
00:26:56Has what it takes to beat you
00:26:59Yeah, I don't know about all that
00:27:00But I'll tell you one thing about him
00:27:02He's got more drive and follow through in his right hook
00:27:05Than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life
00:27:08Excellent!
00:27:09I never
00:27:10If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me
00:27:13I'm the best in the world
00:27:15I determine who's a worthy opponent or not
00:27:17So believe me when I say that that kid
00:27:20There is no one else like him
00:27:25What?
00:27:25What do you want with Angie?
00:27:27Is it obvious?
00:27:29I'm gonna take it to City Hall and I'm a man
00:27:32Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
00:27:34Look at the cojones on this fucking floor sweep
00:27:37You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:27:41I'm up the floor with two guys earlier
00:27:43What's doing that, Vic?
00:27:44Three?
00:27:45Yeah, three more times, huh?
00:27:48This guy's fun
00:27:50Be sure to write that in your obituary
00:27:52Get this motherfucker now!
00:27:54Let's go
00:27:59Alright
00:28:00What's two more times?
00:28:05Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:07Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:28:09Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:11Man, I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament.
00:28:16You should be thanking me.
00:28:17Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:20Okay, okay. Enough, enough.
00:28:23Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anywhere?
00:28:33Angie, you alright in there?
00:28:35It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:28:38What a great performance.
00:28:40But let's get real.
00:28:42You're alone.
00:28:44And you ain't invincible.
00:28:48We'll see how about that.
00:28:57Where's Angie?
00:28:58She's in the trunk, man. I got this.
00:29:00Hey, shut up. I need you on my six.
00:29:13Angie!
00:29:14Hey, boys.
00:29:16Care to give me a hand?
00:29:18I'll try.
00:29:22I think a thank you is in order.
00:29:24If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you two instead of pickering all night,
00:29:30we could have avoided this a little less.
00:29:31But yeah, thanks.
00:29:36I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:29:38Wake the fuck up!
00:29:47It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:29:51Until next time.
00:29:58Is this your beer?
00:30:09Look.
00:30:10She's right, you know.
00:30:12Angie's off limits for the both of us.
00:30:14Until the tournament is over.
00:30:16No, man.
00:30:17But what about all the-
00:30:17We got a tournament to fight.
00:30:19All right?
00:30:19Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:30:22Trust me, we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:30:26What do you say?
00:30:27Deal?
00:30:29Truce.
00:30:31I'm still gonna beat you one day.
00:30:35We'll get our fight.
00:30:37In time.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:40I got money to spend.
00:30:41A janitor that needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:30:45It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:30:50All right, you ready?
00:30:51Mm-hmm.
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53Is that too hard?
00:30:55No, I'm fine.
00:30:57Well, I'm not some fragile princess.
00:30:59I got stamina.
00:31:02Wait.
00:31:03Is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:07Oh, God.
00:31:08Am I flirting back?
00:31:10Angie's off limits for the both of us.
00:31:12Until the tournament is over.
00:31:14We're good.
00:31:15Where are you going?
00:31:16All right, I need to take a shower.
00:31:20Bye.
00:31:22Bye.
00:31:27Well, that didn't work.
00:31:32It is, huh?
00:31:40What's going on?
00:31:42The tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:31:45Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:31:48I hope it's him.
00:31:50Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:31:52And the unlucky best it is.
00:32:00What?
00:32:01What's wrong?
00:32:02I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:32:06Dude.
00:32:07You're fighting Andre Giganti.
00:32:08Wait, wait, wait.
00:32:09Who's Andre?
00:32:11Pack it up, Andre.
00:32:14Looks like you're a free man once again.
00:32:18Most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti don't come out alive.
00:32:23Come off of it, man.
00:32:24You're just trying to scare me.
00:32:26It's got to be myth.
00:32:28Right?
00:32:30Right?
00:32:32Well, you know what I always do when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:32:40I go to the spa.
00:32:45I've never been to one, you know.
00:32:46Let me talk about it.
00:32:54You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:32:56Where does it say that?
00:32:58You're gonna get heat stroked, dude.
00:32:59You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:33:02Okay.
00:33:03Well, it's your funeral.
00:33:08Finally.
00:33:12Paxton.
00:33:13If that's you, man, close the door.
00:33:15You're letting out all the hot air.
00:33:17He's so annoying.
00:33:20And you are?
00:33:21Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:26Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:29No! No!
00:33:32Hey!
00:33:33I'm trapped in your engine!
00:33:34Paxton!
00:33:38Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:33:41Thanks.
00:33:42You know, I...
00:33:44I think Jack is really enjoying himself.
00:33:46Who knows with that guy.
00:33:48Where is he, by the way?
00:33:49He's, uh...
00:33:52Help!
00:33:53He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:33:55Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:33:58What a weirdo, right?
00:34:00I hate to have Nick Paxton was right.
00:34:06Why can't they hear me?
00:34:08Are they flirting?
00:34:11Oh, I think...
00:34:13I'm gonna die.
00:34:19Angie.
00:34:20I tried to tell him, a lot of guys prefer to go meet.
00:34:24Angie!
00:34:31What the hell happened?
00:34:33Hey!
00:34:33All right, man?
00:34:34All right, man?
00:34:35Let's go.
00:34:39So Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:34:41That's what he says.
00:34:42I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:34:45I believe him.
00:34:46I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage...
00:34:51...accidents...
00:34:51...in the ring and elsewhere.
00:34:54But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously, and I know you didn't pay Andre.
00:34:59It doesn't matter who hired him.
00:35:01I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:35:03Jack, let me handle this.
00:35:05All right, if Andre really is an assassin, we can use my parents' resources to gather...
00:35:09I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags.
00:35:11Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:35:15Whatever, man.
00:35:18You said someone would need to see Jack's competition until we kill him, right?
00:35:23And what if it isn't...
00:35:26...tournament...
00:35:27...competition?
00:35:28What are you getting at?
00:35:31I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:35:41Gotcha, bitch.
00:35:58Ugh.
00:36:02You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:36:09A big dumb idiot.
00:36:12I've gotta handle this myself.
00:36:14You know, it's my first fight in the tournament, and I've got a lot to prove.
00:36:18What will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:24Angie's off-limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:36:28I gotta take a shower.
00:36:30Stop!
00:36:32Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:36:37That sauna thing really scared me.
00:36:39What if I lost you?
00:36:40I don't need your help, Angie.
00:36:42No one can do everything themselves.
00:36:44Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:36:47The least you could do is talk to me.
00:36:49Hey, Jack!
00:36:50You ready to go?
00:36:59Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:37:02Can I ask you a question?
00:37:04What's with the whole third-person shtick?
00:37:06Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:37:07Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for.
00:37:14Yeah, whatever.
00:37:19Who?
00:37:21A gift.
00:37:23Laced lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:37:27One punch to the chest and the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing.
00:37:32Permanently.
00:37:54If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen, here in abroad, we're streaming live from the Boil Hikes Fighting Pits.
00:38:07You've all heard the rumors. They do him no injustice.
00:38:11Introducing, in this corner, the reigning reaper of the ring, Andre Gigante!
00:38:19Ladies and gentlemen, a slight change of plans. Turns out, Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.
00:38:25No, no! What are you doing, dude? Stop!
00:38:28Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:38:34Fuck!
00:38:34Oof!
00:38:35Caught you red-handed. Or should I say, heavy-handed.
00:38:54You alright?
00:38:55I don't care that he cheated. I just... I wanted to win. I needed to win, Angie.
00:39:03Jack, it's okay that you got help.
00:39:05I had help, knowing you were out there watching me.
00:39:11That sounded a lot less won't be in my head.
00:39:28Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower.
00:39:31I can help with him.
00:39:42Hey, Jack, you see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:39:46It's fucking priceless, man.
00:39:48Uh, I know Andre got disqualified, but, uh, there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna...
00:39:56Jack?
00:40:08Jack?
00:40:09Okay, Jack?
00:40:13Jack?
00:40:15Jack?
00:40:16Jack?
00:40:21Jack?
00:40:22Jack?
00:40:24that was great really just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution
00:40:29come on that's uncalled for man you wanted to teach your street fighting
00:40:33right yet you're taking it easy with with kid gloves
00:40:36i want to lie why don't you try that on me
00:40:47are you serious
00:40:51sorry did i take it too far because uh vic won't use restraint i'm not mistaken
00:40:58i want to try again no it's all right relax
00:41:04boys in my office
00:41:13call came in this morning your next match arizona
00:41:17wait what are you saying you two are gonna road trip together
00:41:20just the two of you let me get this straight this dullard
00:41:24attacks me earlier and now i gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours
00:41:30how can this day get any better
00:41:34your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed
00:41:45hey i was using that yeah well someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed so i gotta build
00:41:50a pillow border they're called fashion briefs you classless dullard stop calling me a duck
00:41:59what just go to bed man
00:42:07okay look clearly you're angry at me or you wouldn't have heard angie like that
00:42:11so why don't you just tell me what's going on because we've been traveling all day i got a match
00:42:15in the morning
00:42:15i want to get some sleep
00:42:17i saw you and angie in the shower together after your last match
00:42:20wait what that's why you're mad
00:42:22we made a pact man
00:42:24no one dates angie until the tournament's over
00:42:26you hurt angie to get back at me
00:42:32you ungrateful snake
00:42:33you only slept with her because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass
00:42:46i've loved dancing since we were kids
00:42:48you wouldn't know anything about that
00:42:52oh god
00:42:55i wouldn't know what love is
00:42:57your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around
00:43:00i'm gonna kill you
00:43:05i hate you
00:43:08police open up
00:43:11police open up
00:43:16hey officer
00:43:18you two all right in there
00:43:19yeah we're both great
00:43:21doing good
00:43:21oh it's just that i got a call for some sort of
00:43:25domestic situation
00:43:26ah yeah um
00:43:28yeah we're both straight guys so you know
00:43:30nothing's going on here
00:43:32he did this to me because i refuse to be the little spoon officer
00:43:35what
00:43:36what
00:43:36i just i said i needed to shower and brush my teeth
00:43:39no
00:43:40that's not
00:43:42true
00:43:50this bed
00:43:52it's so uncomfortable
00:43:54man i can't believe i have to stay here all night
00:44:00would you shut up crazy guy
00:44:02your mind goblins aren't real
00:44:06some of us have places to be in the morning
00:44:08jack that's all scared
00:44:15finally
00:44:16finally
00:44:17some peace and quiet
00:44:28sleep would have been nice
00:44:40sleep would have been nice
00:44:51sorry angie
00:44:52sorry angie looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all
00:45:07angie
00:45:07angie
00:45:07what the hell is wrong with you
00:45:09what's wrong with me
00:45:10i told you i cared for you
00:45:12and you go fuck that idiot
00:45:13that had nothing to do with you
00:45:16oh really
00:45:19then how do you explain falling for some random janitor
00:45:23jack is not just some random janitor
00:45:25i've known him my whole life
00:45:27we both have
00:45:29of course you're just so self-centered
00:45:31you totally forgot him
00:45:33i just took the guy a few weeks ago
00:45:34jack grew up as a homeless orphan paxton
00:45:43he only wants to beat you because he respects you so much and you don't even see him
00:45:51he just wants to be seen
00:46:00this is amazing folks i've never seen anything like it
00:46:03i don't know if it's by some old-day ghetto
00:46:04how he's promised
00:46:06supernatural force
00:46:07watered by sheer force of will
00:46:09but no matter how many times
00:46:10this rookie gets knocked down
00:46:11he just can get backed up
00:46:13it's like the universe just isn't allowing him
00:46:15so stay down
00:46:29you can do it jack
00:46:31you can outlast him
00:46:49i can't believe it
00:46:50jack has won
00:46:51without letting
00:46:52a single zone
00:47:02jack just
00:47:03jack just won
00:47:04sounds like you finally sent it
00:47:07now can we get back to the real reason i called
00:47:09yeah yeah what what's the real reason you called
00:47:12oh there's nothing just
00:47:14big broke in here and
00:47:15attacked me
00:47:16in my home
00:47:19what he what
00:47:20attacked me
00:47:21in my home
00:47:23okay though i took care of it
00:47:24turns out all that self-defense training really paid off
00:47:26what what what do you mean
00:47:29oh i got him gagged and hogtied on my living room floor
00:47:32can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone
00:47:40what do you have to say for yourself buster
00:47:43who said that i came alone huh
00:47:54andre gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady
00:48:02well
00:48:03angie
00:48:04angie
00:48:07angie where are you
00:48:09i'll check upstairs
00:48:15paxton
00:48:16paxton
00:48:17what
00:48:18what happened
00:48:19i know
00:48:19what does it say
00:48:22if you want angie alive come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town
00:48:25just you two
00:48:26alone
00:48:29hey jack wait up
00:48:30don't follow me
00:48:31dude you're walking into a trap
00:48:32i don't care
00:48:33angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her
00:48:35it's both our jobs
00:48:43well if it ain't the soft brain made
00:48:46and his big bossy bottom
00:48:47where's angie
00:48:48she's safe
00:48:50we're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition shall we
00:48:52if you be all of us
00:48:54all three of yous
00:48:55you can go on your merry way
00:48:58enlighten me
00:48:59what if we lose
00:49:00i should say
00:49:03what happens in fight club
00:49:05dies in fight club
00:49:07get em
00:49:12you remember me
00:49:13nope
00:49:15i'll handle this
00:49:16why do you always have to be so difficult
00:49:18there
00:49:19two for each
00:49:22don't really have a choice in this do i
00:49:23i don't care
00:49:24just stay out of my freaking way
00:49:34what's going on out there
00:49:35hey
00:49:37no talking
00:49:40i know we're not exactly on the best terms right now
00:49:42but if you have any chance of beating these guys we'll have to stick together
00:49:45fine
00:49:46but i'm still not that way yet
00:50:05these guys are unstoppable
00:50:07believe it creep
00:50:14what a team
00:50:15what a team
00:50:16that fight
00:50:17you're a beauty
00:50:18oh
00:50:21it's too bad
00:50:22you know what i know why
00:50:24because it's gonna be your last
00:50:25might as well save us the effort
00:50:26hand angie over now
00:50:28you pissed off the two best fighters in the world
00:50:34dude
00:50:34i had cake for lunch
00:50:36dude take off your shirt
00:50:37fine
00:50:39together
00:50:40we can't lose
00:50:51it's a bit insulting that these idiots think i'm such a non-threat that they didn't
00:50:55even tie my hands
00:50:57that does give me an idea
00:50:58what are you into
00:51:00huh
00:51:02big man like you
00:51:04strong hands
00:51:06thick fingers
00:51:08but you know just how to get a girl away
00:51:10i didn't say you could speak
00:51:11oh come on
00:51:13don't be a prude
00:51:15what do you like to do in bed
00:51:17come on
00:51:18you can tell mommy
00:51:18why do you want to know
00:51:20why didn't you come over here and put me in my place
00:51:22you know what i think
00:51:24i think you're not man enough
00:51:28say that again
00:51:39let's do this
00:51:41Arizona strategy agreed
00:51:43let's wear them down
00:51:43let's get it
00:51:44let's do this
00:52:04this is for some new heels
00:52:10why don't you just give up
00:52:15Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down
00:52:18just like my last 30 opponents
00:52:20why don't we make them come to us
00:52:23hey shitballs
00:52:24i escaped
00:52:34thank you
00:52:35all right
00:52:36all right
00:52:39oh
00:52:40you're not so bad either
00:52:45come on
00:52:47man
00:52:50i'm sober
00:52:51man i don't get it
00:52:52does she like me or does she like you
00:52:55let's figure it out later man
00:52:56we can both use some sleep
00:52:57man
00:52:58you have no idea
00:52:59tell me about
00:53:03which one of you is Vic Michelson
00:53:10hey ma
00:53:10call the tournament rules committee
00:53:13tell them
00:53:14i got a lovely little video to show them
00:53:26you know
00:53:27sometimes i
00:53:28forget you're still a janitor
00:53:30it's crazy
00:53:32still i'm forgiving you for Arizona you know
00:53:35we're gonna settle our beef in the final round of the tournament
00:53:37looking forward to it
00:53:39boys
00:53:40in my office
00:53:41now
00:53:47i'm ruined
00:53:49everything i've worked for
00:53:51no one's gonna invest in this gym now
00:53:53what are you talking about Intel
00:53:54your fight with Vic went viral
00:53:57and the committee saw it
00:53:58they're kicking you out of the tournament
00:54:02what
00:54:02wait what are you talking about
00:54:04the rules
00:54:05committee of the tournament
00:54:06is coming down on me
00:54:08they think you two knuckleheads
00:54:10are conspiring to fix the last fight
00:54:12i guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters
00:54:15who knew
00:54:16so that's it
00:54:17we're disqualified then
00:54:19oh no
00:54:19just one of you
00:54:21the other one gets to continue on to the finals
00:54:24and
00:54:24they said i gotta choose
00:54:26choose
00:54:27wait
00:54:27wait
00:54:28you're picking me right
00:54:29i ain't decided that yet
00:54:31okay
00:54:31no offense
00:54:32but i'm the reigning champ here
00:54:34i mean
00:54:34before this
00:54:35jack was a nobody janitor
00:54:36some nobody janitor who can kick your ass
00:54:38oh my god
00:54:39get over yourself man
00:54:40look i didn't mean it like that
00:54:41but jack
00:54:42come on
00:54:42if anyone deserves this
00:54:44play me for it then
00:54:45oh you're scared now buddy
00:54:46oh wait
00:54:47hold on
00:54:47hold on
00:54:48hold on
00:54:48oh that's perfect
00:54:50a fight
00:54:51about a rules committee
00:54:52they think you two aren't for real rivals
00:54:55why not give them a show huh
00:54:57we can even live stream it
00:54:58bring in money for the gym
00:55:00i'm gonna start arranging the details
00:55:02you two
00:55:03get ready for the fight of your lives
00:55:06you can't be serious right now
00:55:08serious is a heart attack
00:55:09if you two don't fight
00:55:11i'm gonna lose everything i built here
00:55:13so
00:55:13for the one who comes out of the ring the winner
00:55:15glad to have you
00:55:17but for the loser
00:55:18sorry
00:55:19you gotta leave this gym for good
00:55:25it's the only way paxton
00:55:27this is just what you wanted
00:55:28isn't it
00:55:29to ruin my life
00:55:30you know what
00:55:31why wait for the fight
00:55:32let's settle this right here right now
00:55:34whoa whoa whoa
00:55:35what is what am i stop
00:55:38angie
00:55:38we need to settle this right here
00:55:40which one of us do you want
00:55:42where is this coming from
00:55:43you know what i want to know too
00:55:44okay you kissed him at the banquet
00:55:46and we made love in the showers at the arena
00:55:48is this for real
00:55:49are we for real
00:55:51if you have to ask
00:55:52you are still a big dumb idiot
00:55:55and you are too
00:55:57this drama
00:55:58isn't about me
00:55:59and it never was
00:56:00the two of you need to figure out
00:56:02whatever this is between you
00:56:04otherwise i don't want anything to do
00:56:06with either
00:56:07of you
00:56:19two childhood rivals
00:56:22in a fight
00:56:23ten years in the making
00:56:26in one corner
00:56:27the golden boy champ
00:56:29with the god-given mandate of heaven
00:56:32inches away from the title
00:56:34he was born to claim
00:56:36versus
00:56:37trash-born working underdog
00:56:39whose sole dream is to steal his thunder
00:56:43yeah this is one for the history books
00:56:46man you're gonna wanna watch this
00:56:48you are gonna watch this live
00:56:54you know there was this homeless orphan kid
00:56:58i found living in an alley behind my school growing up
00:57:01he always wanted to hang out with me
00:57:03for some reason
00:57:04it
00:57:04really got under my skin
00:57:06he wasn't afraid of me
00:57:08he had nothing to lose
00:57:10probably remember it, huh?
00:57:16look man
00:57:16let's go out there
00:57:18and give that crowd a real good show
00:57:20we'll exchange some blows
00:57:22spit out some blood
00:57:24make things real dramatic
00:57:26in the second half
00:57:28you throw the match
00:57:29what?
00:57:31I need you to throw it, man
00:57:33I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title
00:57:35I mean all my parents' investments
00:57:36all my best years
00:57:37would be for nothing
00:57:38if I get disqualified
00:57:39that's it, man
00:57:40come on, help me out here
00:57:41no, no
00:57:41I'm not gonna do that
00:57:42I'm not throwing the fight
00:57:44dude, you don't even want this
00:57:46you haven't worked half as hard for a-
00:57:47yet I'm better
00:57:48I'm better
00:57:49and I'm gonna prove today
00:57:50that I'm better too
00:57:50you wanna beat me in a fight?
00:57:53fine
00:57:54we'll have that fight
00:57:55some other day
00:57:56in some other arena
00:57:57but today is do or die
00:57:58there are people
00:57:59watching out there, man
00:58:00today means something
00:58:01you don't understand, man
00:58:03that's exactly why I need to do it
00:58:04to prove that I can
00:58:07wow
00:58:08after everything we've been through
00:58:09you still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:58:14why?
00:58:15before I hated you
00:58:16all I ever wanted was to be your friend
00:58:18you just always made me feel like
00:58:20I deserve to be alone
00:58:23and now I'm gonna make sure
00:58:24you know how it feels
00:58:26I'm gonna beat you
00:58:27boys, what are you still doing back here?
00:58:30that fight's about to start
00:58:38maybe you do deserve to be alone
00:58:55I'm gonna fucking kill him
00:58:59I want a clean fight
00:59:00why don't you tell that to Paxton
00:59:02he's the one prone to cheap shots
00:59:03whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:59:05ain't that what you told Angie?
00:59:06alright, alright
00:59:08and
00:59:11fight!
00:59:20wow
00:59:21that's a lot of yours
00:59:22I thought you weren't gonna come
00:59:23I'm gonna bring myself to miss it
00:59:37you better give up now
00:59:38it's only gonna get worse from here
00:59:43why don't you give up?
00:59:46hey, I told you two I want a clean fight
00:59:54I'm watching you two
00:59:55I'm okay
00:59:57I'm okay
01:00:03he's never gonna give up, is he?
01:00:06he needs this too damn badly
01:00:08he only wants to beat you so badly
01:00:09because he respects you
01:00:11he just wants to be seen
01:00:14do I need to win that badly?
01:00:20here, take this whistle
01:00:21I need you to keep an eye on the fight
01:00:23what are you doing?
01:00:23leaving?
01:00:24some asshole's posting a illegal gambling site in a chat
01:00:28and I think I know who
01:00:30so?
01:00:30so I'm gonna call Paxton's old man
01:00:32I'm gonna find out who's taking my money
01:00:35stay here and announce the fight
01:00:39Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start
01:00:44Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment
01:00:47but anything could change as the fight has only just begun
01:00:50he's fucking guys, huh?
01:00:52I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin
01:00:54or the jerk who insulted me
01:00:56it don't matter mama, okay?
01:00:57all the money comes to the family
01:00:59and you know what they say?
01:01:00the house always wins
01:01:04I should have known you two chuckle fucks were related
01:01:07Enzo!
01:01:09Enzo?
01:01:09what are you doing in our house?
01:01:11I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen
01:01:14if anybody should be making money off of them
01:01:17it's me!
01:01:33why isn't he blocking?
01:01:35it's like he's giving up
01:01:41something just happened
01:01:42Paxton is down
01:01:43he seems injured
01:01:55what the hell Paxton?
01:01:57why did you block me?
01:01:58I'm throwing stupid
01:02:00you need this more than I do
01:02:01will you get up you asshole
01:02:03you can't even let me have my win for real
01:02:04dude this is for real man
01:02:06I just don't want it anymore
01:02:08alright?
01:02:08it's cool
01:02:09now's a great chance for you to prove yourself
01:02:11and make it look good
01:02:18my ankle
01:02:19I'm done
01:02:20my ankle
01:02:21what are you doing?
01:02:22get up
01:02:22I can beat your ass some other day
01:02:24I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you
01:02:26even at losing
01:02:27what?
01:02:27oh god
01:02:29oh god
01:02:30I'm done
01:02:31I lost
01:02:32oh my stomach
01:02:33oh no
01:02:35Jack's the winner
01:02:36no
01:02:36I lost
01:02:38you win
01:02:39Paxton won
01:02:41I'm definitely
01:02:42definitely the loser
01:02:45it's a draw
01:02:59that was amazing
01:03:01what the hell was that?
01:03:03I don't even know
01:03:05I guess we
01:03:06who cares
01:03:09good news
01:03:10the gym
01:03:12is rich again
01:03:16Vic's parents
01:03:16they agreed to invest
01:03:18you know
01:03:18as long as we don't expose
01:03:19their little illegal gambling ring
01:03:21Jack
01:03:22don't do that
01:03:23just send them to jail
01:03:24yeah
01:03:26it's money
01:03:29okay
01:03:30while you guys figure that out
01:03:32I mean
01:03:32what about us?
01:03:34you said you can't sponsor us anymore
01:03:35not as individual fighters
01:03:37but
01:03:38you made us so much money
01:03:41I was thinking
01:03:42what do you think
01:03:43if I sponsor you as a team
01:03:44a team?
01:03:46yeah
01:03:47at the international tag team
01:03:49fighting tournament
01:03:50what's seven more continents right?
01:03:52so long as this Oak agrees
01:03:54at least a Jackie boy
01:04:06great form Becca
01:04:08thanks Angie
01:04:09had a great teacher
01:04:11all right
01:04:12that is it
01:04:13for Angie's self-defense class
01:04:14for this week
01:04:15I will see you all
01:04:17next week
01:04:17when we learn
01:04:18how handy
01:04:18a high heel can be
01:04:20when used as a weapon
01:04:24hey
01:04:25future wife
01:04:26hey
01:04:29how's class going?
01:04:31really great
01:04:33cool
01:04:33speaking of
01:04:34looks like
01:04:35Paxton
01:04:36has found himself
01:04:36some groupies
01:04:37let him have his fun
01:04:41hey
01:04:41what are you all
01:04:42just standing around for?
01:04:43the world championship
01:04:44fighters tonight
01:04:45come on
01:04:46let's go
01:04:59dude
01:04:59can you believe
01:05:01we're about to be
01:05:01world champs?
01:05:03come on
01:05:03we still gotta win man
01:05:04dude
01:05:05has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:07come on
01:05:09speaking of doubts
01:05:11how you feeling about the briefs?
01:05:12come on
01:05:12let me see
01:05:13I don't know man
01:05:15I still don't like them
01:05:16but
01:05:16they protect the little guys
01:05:18they protect the little guys
01:05:19I get it
01:05:20I get it
01:05:21I get it
01:05:25man
01:05:26I'm really glad we're friends man
01:05:28me too
01:05:29ready yourselves
01:05:30for the main event folks
01:05:32live from Madison Square Garden
01:05:34this is the underground
01:05:36tag team fighting tournament
01:05:38world championship finals
01:05:41you ready?
01:05:43I was born ready
01:05:46ladies and gentlemen
01:05:47you know them
01:05:48you love them
01:05:49give it up for your
01:05:51jack janitor
01:05:52and golden boy
01:05:54jack hurts
01:05:55and
01:05:55maxton
01:05:56wicklong
01:05:57woo
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