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The legendary Monkey King, Sun Wukong, accidentally triggers a spatial rift and awakens in a dangerous, post-apocalyptic fantasy continent ruled by powerful beast shifters and werewolf clans. Misunderstood as a low-level rogue primate, the local Beast Kings try to enslave him and capture the innocent priestess under his protection. Unleashing his heaven-shattering divine staff and cosmic martial arts, Wukong shows the entire beast world what true power looks like. Watch him single-handedly dismantle corrupt empires in this wild fantasy crossover!
"Wukong vs. The Beast Kingdom" is a high-octane, blood-pumping urban fantasy action drama featuring an invincibly legendary hero and epic supernatural battles.
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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all?
00:00:08It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:44Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the binding spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:05What's wrong with her?
00:01:06It's not too close to him.
00:01:07Don't go for that, don't you?
00:01:12What's wrong with her?
00:01:15We're not stuck in trouble.
00:01:19When theis are invelt the horn, they're killed.
00:01:23Why are you not?
00:01:23People don't want to find or not.
00:01:23They don't want to be killed.
00:01:23F chorizo!
00:01:24F chorizo!
00:01:36Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery is so bleak, it's unbearable.
00:01:40Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:13Give me five gin of meat, make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:25Take the kid and run! I'll hold him off! Run!
00:02:30Honey!
00:02:47Immortal Master! Immortal Master! Something's wrong!
00:02:51Immortal Master! Tang Sun Zang and his disciples are almost at Mountain of Lion and Camel!
00:02:59You must not go there!
00:03:10Master hasn't eaten or drunk these past days and he barely says a word.
00:03:15Could it be he's still pining for the Queen of Zhiliang?
00:03:20Second brother, watch your mouth.
00:03:23Only monk bound for the West? Please stop right here!
00:03:28Don't take another step forward!
00:03:30Sir, why are you doing this?
00:03:32Outsiders wouldn't know. There's a band of demons up ahead.
00:03:35They've eaten hundreds of thousands. You mustn't go any farther.
00:03:40What?
00:03:42Don't be afraid, Master. I'm here.
00:03:49Wukong, did you hear what they said up there? Demons are causing trouble ahead. We must ask what's going on
00:03:55so I can set my mind at ease.
00:03:56Let me go. Maybe I can beg for some alms too.
00:04:01Baji, look at you. You'll scare them off. Let Wukong go instead.
00:04:07Him! He's uglier than I am!
00:04:09Baji finally volunteered.
00:04:14Let him change into something handsome then.
00:04:21Well, Master?
00:04:24Fine, go and come back quick.
00:04:26All right.
00:04:32Sir, please wait!
00:04:37You are...
00:04:38Sir.
00:04:40We're monks from the Eastern Tang Empire, headed to the Western Heavens to seek the Sutras.
00:04:45I heard you say there are demons ahead. What's really going on?
00:04:49Ah.
00:04:50Those mountains are called Mountain of Lion and Camel. They stretch for 800 lye.
00:04:56West of there lies a human kingdom, called Lion-Camel Kingdom. The rains came in season,
00:05:03and the people lived in peace. It was once a land of harmony.
00:05:09But 500 years ago, three demons came from the west. They seized Mountain of Lion and Camel and made an
00:05:16entire city's people. So that's it. Just three demons, huh?
00:05:20I'll rake one to death myself. My brother can club one dead. We'll leave the last for Sha Wu Jing,
00:05:25and he'll finish it in one swing. If it were only three, why would I stop you?
00:05:29After they ate the people, they didn't leave. They took the land and founded a kingdom,
00:05:35gathering demons from everywhere as their citizens, keeping humans as livestock, and even setting up a
00:05:42full court. They made tigers their generals and wolves their captains. As for their lesser demons,
00:05:495,000 are on the southern ridge, 5,000 on the northern ridge, 10,000 at the eastern pass,
00:05:56and 10,000 at the western pass. Another 4 or 5,000 patrol and keep watch, and 10,000 more
00:06:03guard the gates.
00:06:04There are countless fire tenders, and countless woodcutters too. All told, that's 47 or 48,000.
00:06:13And those are the ones with names, with badges at their waists, stationed here just to eat people.
00:06:21That many? 40,000? That's it. That doesn't even count the unregistered ones. Add those in,
00:06:29and you're talking one or 200,000. They eat people every day, boiling them, skewing them,
00:06:35brewing blood into wine. For 500 years now, they've devoured the people of continent of Xinyu.
00:06:42Good heavens! I'd better get back, fast, and report to M Master.
00:06:55Master, we can't go on. This is called Mountain of Lion and Camel. It's a realm of demons. 40 to
00:07:0150,000
00:07:02are waiting to eat people. What are we supposed to do? You idiot! What are you scared of? I fought
00:07:09100,000
00:07:10heavenly soldiers. What's 40 or 50,000 demons to me? Big brother, you're so capable. But I,
00:07:16old Jew, don't have the nerve. If you ask me, we should split the luggage now and run for our
00:07:20lives.
00:07:21The locals are terrified of demons, and you believe their exaggerations?
00:07:26Even if there really are that many, I'd swing my staff all night and wipe them out to the last.
00:07:32Talk is cheap. Besides that funeral rod of yours, what weapon do you have to deal with that many fiends?
00:07:38Don't underestimate me. I, old son, can carve a path through the eastern sea,
00:07:43even a mountain of iron and silver. I can smash straight through.
00:07:47Then if you can, go do it.
00:07:49Wukong, what you hear may be false. What you see is the truth. Bhaji is scared out of his wits.
00:07:55Go take a look, see for yourself, and whether it's as that old man said.
00:07:58Yes master.
00:08:15Master, stay inside the circle. Don't come out. I'll be right back.
00:08:29Third great king, it's time to eat.
00:08:33Report! Third great king, word has come from the kingdom of Xiliang.
00:08:37Centipede Taoist was killed by Tang Sanzang and his disciples.
00:08:41Tang Sanzang has passed Xiliang. 500 years, at last Tang Sanzang's flesh.
00:09:05Big brother, second brother, come on. Let's drink to Tang Sanzang's arrival. Let's have a toast. Cheers.
00:09:16Big brother, why the long face?
00:09:19Big brother, we're about to eat Tang Sanzang's flesh. Cheer up.
00:09:24You're taking this way too lightly. That Tang Sanzang may be immortal now, but his eldest disciple is no ordinary
00:09:31figure.
00:09:32That monkey, born of stone when Nuwa mended the sky, a stone monkey made flesh.
00:09:37He learned magic from ancient powers. 100,000 soldiers couldn't stop him. He's not someone we can handle easily.
00:09:45What's 100,000 heavenly soldiers? Big brother, you forgot.
00:09:49When the heavenly court came to wipe us out, 100,000 heavenly soldiers, you swallowed them all in one bite.
00:09:55Some stinking monkey. What is he, really?
00:09:58Don't underestimate him. Who knows? How many heroes have died under that monkey's iron staff?
00:10:03So in the end, you're scared of Sun Wukong, aren't you? Then we just take down Sun Wukong, and that's
00:10:10that.
00:10:11Third brother, you have a plan?
00:10:14Of course I do! Guards! Bring it up!
00:10:29What's this?
00:10:32I took it before I left the Sacred Buddhist Monastery. Just something I grabbed from the treasury. They call it
00:10:37the Yin-Yang Energy Vase.
00:10:41You dared steal from the Sacred Buddhist Monastery? Aren't you afraid the Buddha will punish you?
00:10:46Uncle, what's wrong with taking my nephew's stuff? Buddha Tathagata owes me that much.
00:10:52All right. Third brother, how does this phase deal with Sun Wukong?
00:10:55Inside are seven gems, eight trigrams, and 24 auras. It holds a world of its own. If someone gets trapped
00:11:02inside,
00:11:03it's fine as long as they keep quiet. The moment they speak, raging fire burns them. If they can
00:11:08withstand the flames, countless venomous snakes will bite them. If the snakes can't kill them,
00:11:13three fire dragons will come and devour them, over and over, without end. A hundred years pass inside the
00:11:20vase, while outside it's only a short while. No matter how powerful, once inside,
00:11:24they'll eventually drain their power and melt into pus. It's that deadly?
00:11:30With a treasure like this, catching Tang San Zong will be easy.
00:11:37Reporting to the Three Kings, less than a hundred Lee from here, we've spotted Tang San Zong.
00:11:43Speak of Tang San Zong and here he comes.
00:11:50Big brother, Sun Wukong is gone. Perfect timing.
00:11:54But Tang San Zong is guarded by two disciples. I don't know that pig-faced one, but that bearded
00:11:59guy is the curtain-lifting general by the Jade Emperor's side.
00:12:03So what? I'd still fight him. Big brother, we'll each take one. Second brother, use that long trunk of
00:12:08yours and snatch Tang San Zong away. Fine!
00:12:28Well, well. Now this is interesting.
00:12:31Huh? Demons!
00:12:32Oh my god. Master, don't be afraid. I'll hold them off.
00:12:46So what'd you say?
00:12:54Well, that's the last one.
00:12:55That's the last one.
00:12:58About the next one.
00:12:58I'll try my one.
00:13:00What should I do?
00:13:01Here's the last one.
00:13:01Here's the last one.
00:13:01Oh!
00:13:01We're all at the next one.
00:13:03Oh!
00:13:04This one!
00:13:05Let's go!
00:13:06Oh!
00:13:07No!
00:13:10That damn monkey, he had to leave now of all times. Demons come, and he's gone.
00:13:15Maji, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it! I'm going, and there's a huge lion too!
00:13:29Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zhang will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee.
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell. Break!
00:14:19Master! Master!
00:14:35Second brother! Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:38We're finished! If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive!
00:14:51Move! Third King's orders! Scrub pots, chop wood, make broth from human bone!
00:14:56Fight Tang San Zhang up! Then hot pot him!
00:15:04Great King's orders! Step up the mountain patrols!
00:15:08Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:10Drill Master!
00:15:11Patrol the South Pass! If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report it once!
00:15:16Yes!
00:15:20The King sent me to patrol the mountain.
00:15:23I'm taking a spin through the human world!
00:15:31I'm taking a spin through the human world!
00:15:32Junior Wind Scout! Got it!
00:15:41Who are you? Are you a local demon from Mountain of Lion and Camel 2?
00:15:45Which cave are you from?
00:15:48You tell me first! Who are you?
00:15:50I... I'm the Great King's personally appointed Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:54See it!
00:15:55My badge!
00:16:02Spit it out! Who are you?
00:16:06I'm the Chief Wind Scout! Your boss!
00:16:09Chief Wind Scout! How come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:14And I've never seen you before!
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave! The boss said I did a great job!
00:16:20So he promoted me for training! Don't believe me? Look!
00:16:26You really are the Chief Wind Scout!
00:16:31Hello sir!
00:16:32We're co-workers! No need to be formal!
00:16:35I heard our three bosses have some serious backing!
00:16:38Is that true?
00:16:38That's what my second uncle told me!
00:16:40He's the Deputy Commander in the boss's cave!
00:16:44He said our three bosses send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery
00:16:48and 500 Arhat come out to greet them!
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Palace and the 11 Celestial Luminaries all pay their respects!
00:16:56The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends!
00:16:59The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them!
00:17:02Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers!
00:17:05The Guardian Earth Deity kneels to pay his respects!
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him too!
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:16Nothing!
00:17:17So does your boss know his grandpa?
00:17:19The Great Sage equal to Heaven!
00:17:22The Great Sage equal to Heaven?
00:17:27Who's that?
00:17:29Who's that?
00:17:30Can we do something healthy?
00:17:32Can we okay?
00:17:34Ok, now we go!
00:17:42Let Old Sun take a look inside your lair!
00:17:50Junior Windscout is back!
00:18:12Blood Vermitelli soup. It's my favorite.
00:18:17These demons eat people like it's nothing.
00:18:19Can the sacred Buddhist monastery not see this?
00:18:23The king gave orders, fetch water and wash Tang San Zhang clean.
00:18:28What did you just say? Wash Tang San Zhang?
00:18:30You didn't know? The king just captured Tang San Zhang?
00:18:34What? Where is Tang San Zhang?
00:18:35In the main hall. They're about to eat him.
00:18:49He he he he.
00:18:58Reporting to the three kings, Tang San Zhang has been washed and brought in.
00:19:03Big brother! Let's dig in!
00:19:12My two brothers. Catching Tang San Zhang was too easy this time. But we didn't see that monkey.
00:19:18Don't worry brother. That lowly stable boy probably heard our name and ran scared.
00:19:22Amitabha.
00:19:25Tang San Zhang. You're not reaching the sacred Buddhist monastery today. Chanting Amitabha won't save you.
00:19:32The one in danger today isn't this humble monk. It's you.
00:19:36What did you say?
00:19:37You set yourselves up as kings in the western heavens. You crush the Buddha's way. You eat people. Gods and
00:19:43men alike despise you. Heaven's law won't allow it. Heaven will punish you and so will the Buddha.
00:19:51Heaven's law? The Buddha? Bullshit!
00:19:55Tang San Zhang, call the Jade Emperor down here. See if I so much as flinch.
00:20:00Tang San Zhang, open your eyes. Mountain of Lion and Camel has 100,000 demon troops. What is there to
00:20:06fear under heaven?
00:20:08100,000 demon troops? All this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across these hills.
00:20:16You reap what you sow. My eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls.
00:20:23Enough talk. Get him into my belly. Let that monkey search all he wants.
00:20:28Men, slice Tang San Zhang into 10,000 pieces. We'll cook him in hot pot.
00:20:32Yes.
00:20:44What?
00:21:02Let's see who dares lay a hand on my master.
00:21:11Master, your disciple is late.
00:21:13Wukong, watch out for these demons.
00:21:16Seize him!
00:21:23Master, I'll fight our way out.
00:21:28Whoever captures that monkey will be made Chief Wind Scout and rewarded with a piece of Tang San Zhang's flesh,
00:21:34so he, too, may live forever.
00:21:36Come on together여 they whispers.
00:21:39They whispers.
00:21:58Man, yours is a piece of Tang San tends to take part of the cake.
00:22:25Master!
00:22:27Welcome!
00:22:43Bunch of scum!
00:22:44Don't get cocky!
00:22:56Wukong!
00:22:58Let my master go!
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head!
00:23:18I don't care who you are!
00:23:20I'll kill you all the same!
00:23:28Brothers together!
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two!
00:23:45Heim!
00:23:49Right now!
00:23:51I'll cut you down!
00:23:53Damn, bro, you got skills!
00:23:55One slash and you finish Sun Wukong!
00:23:57With Sun Wukong gone,
00:23:59we can finally feast on Tang San Zhang's flesh!
00:24:03Who says I'm dead?
00:24:10He...
00:24:10He split into two!
00:24:13Then I'll cut again!
00:24:23That's strange!
00:24:24This is weird!
00:24:25The more I cut, the more there are!
00:24:28Don't panic, boss!
00:24:29Sun Wukong can make clones!
00:24:31He's messing with you!
00:24:32My boy, you know who I am?
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects!
00:24:38Next time you see your master,
00:24:39I'll spare you the humiliation!
00:24:41You're asking to die!
00:24:46I'm coming to help!
00:24:47Die!
00:24:50I'm in too!
00:25:06Two fists can't beat four hands!
00:25:08I'm out of here!
00:25:11Going somewhere?
00:25:19He's almost out of strength!
00:25:21Finish him!
00:25:22Take this!
00:25:30That monkey got away!
00:25:32Tang San Zhang is still in our hands!
00:25:34He can't get far!
00:25:37Those demons are something else!
00:25:39I couldn't handle the three of them alone!
00:25:41I'll go get reinforcements!
00:25:46This Buddhist alms bowl is mine!
00:25:48The wooden fish drum is yours!
00:25:50The rations are mine!
00:25:52You can have Master's spare socks!
00:25:56Second brother!
00:25:57Master's fate is still unknown!
00:25:59And you're splitting up the luggage!
00:26:01What else are we supposed to do?
00:26:03You know they're vicious!
00:26:04Don't tell me you don't!
00:26:05I'm afraid Master won't make it!
00:26:07I'm going back to Gao village!
00:26:09You-
00:26:16Eldest brother!
00:26:17You're finally back!
00:26:18Master was taken by demons!
00:26:20I know!
00:26:20If you knew, why come back?
00:26:22Why didn't you go save him?
00:26:24You idiot!
00:26:26I told you watch Master!
00:26:28And you let him get taken!
00:26:29I'll beat you!
00:26:30Hey Monkey King!
00:26:31There were too many of them!
00:26:33What was I supposed to do?
00:26:34Eldest brother!
00:26:36Saving Master comes first!
00:26:38You think I don't know there are many?
00:26:39I've already fought them!
00:26:40I was outnumbered!
00:26:41I couldn't save Master!
00:26:42You two come with me!
00:26:43Now!
00:26:43We're going to their lair to save Master!
00:26:46Alright!
00:26:53Monster!
00:26:55Open up and surrender!
00:26:57Monster!
00:26:57Your grandpa pig is here!
00:26:59Monster!
00:27:00Let my Master go!
00:27:03Kill them!
00:27:05Monkey!
00:27:05You lost to me, and you still dare come knocking?
00:27:08You had the numbers before!
00:27:10This time my brother scanned as one!
00:27:12I'll burn your cave down to the ground!
00:27:14The monkey even brought three more helpers!
00:27:16What a pity!
00:27:17They're all losers we've beaten before!
00:27:20Shut it, long-nosed elephant!
00:27:21Or else, I'll knock your teeth out with my rake!
00:27:25You wouldn't dare!
00:27:26Why waste words on them?
00:27:28Just kill them!
00:27:59Take my staff!
00:28:03Take my rake!
00:28:14Take the help!
00:28:15Take my half of us!
00:28:17Take my arms!
00:28:21Take my back!
00:28:25Take my back, gente!
00:28:26Take my back, guys!
00:28:27With blah-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
00:28:32Yeah!
00:28:33Tarant Safi!
00:28:34Trao-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
00:28:42Take this, my staff!
00:29:11Take this, my staff!
00:29:38Take this, my staff!
00:29:49Senior brother!
00:30:11Without your rake, how can you fight me?
00:30:49I nearly got eaten alive!
00:31:16I'll follow you home!
00:31:25Eldest brother!
00:31:30That stable boy won't back down, that monster's here to eat you!
00:31:33Why aren't you running?
00:31:34Why go meet him?
00:31:35One bite and you're in his belly!
00:31:37Today you're still a monk!
00:31:38Tomorrow you'll be a pile of dung!
00:31:39Big brother, you've got quite the appetite!
00:31:43Big brother, second brother, finish them off!
00:31:46Wipe out Tang San Zhang's remaining disciples!
00:31:52Xia Wu Jing!
00:31:53Bai Long Ma!
00:31:54Run for your lives!
00:32:30Third brother!
00:32:41big brother what's wrong that sun wukong is all iron and steel he's hard to digest
00:32:49my stomach's so bloated it hurts it's okay big brother let's get back to the cave quick
00:32:55have the boys boil a big pot of salt water then take a few baskets of hawthorn to aid digestion
00:33:00it'll digest anything iron head or steel arms alright this is that old demon's stomach good
00:33:14since you let old sun in i'll make you pay for it brother have a seat quick bring in the
00:33:27brine
00:33:27soaked fruit
00:33:37brine trying to drown old sun are you transform
00:33:43you flood me out i'll just take a little boat
00:33:50how is it brother his belly's bloated with water wonder if that monkey drowned
00:33:56my boy you filled your belly with hot water so your grandpa's son can take a bath nice and warm
00:34:02real comfortable what that monkey's still alive in my belly if brine won't kill him use sour fruit
00:34:17my boy your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes awful it's nowhere near as good as my mount huago
00:34:23mountain of flowers and fruit
00:34:27you little monkey tapeworm the fruit i eat all ends up in your belly
00:34:32good grandson toss me some more bananas your grandpa loves bananas
00:34:39son wukong get your ass out here
00:34:41not coming out autumn's turned cold and i'm still in thin clothes
00:34:45but it's warm in this belly and there's no wind
00:34:48i'll come out after i've wintered here
00:34:50big brother that monkey's gonna spend the winter in your gut
00:34:58if he wants to winter there i'll go into meditation and use a shifting spell
00:35:02i won't eat all winter i'll starve this stable boy to death
00:35:06good grandson you don't know the half of it
00:35:08i'm escorting tang san zang for the scriptures
00:35:11and i'm carrying a big iron pot with me
00:35:13if you won't feed me i'll take your liver guts and lungs in here
00:35:16and boil them up in one pot
00:35:18make myself a nice awful soup
00:35:19and stay full till ching ming festival
00:35:22uh brother that crazy monkey would actually do this
00:35:26don't panic brother there's no room for a stove in your belly
00:35:29he can't even get a fire going
00:35:32who says i can't set up a stove
00:35:34that forked bone's the perfect spot
00:35:36oh no if he really sets up a stove and lights it
00:35:39the thick smoke will choke you up and you'll suffocate brother
00:35:43then what do we do
00:35:46relax leave it to old son
00:35:47i'll jab the golden cudgel right into your belly button
00:35:50and poke a hole through it it'll be a vent for fresh air
00:35:53and as a chimney too
00:35:55you're gonna jab my belly button
00:35:57that's it i'm done
00:35:58someone bring me the poison
00:36:00that bottle
00:36:01our hot bodhisattva
00:36:02even an immortal would drop from one sip
00:36:04mix it into the wine
00:36:06i'll drink it all
00:36:07yes brother don't hurt him and hurt yourself even worse
00:36:12i'm going to the death with that monkey
00:36:16500 years ago when i wrecked the heavenly court
00:36:19i ate liosi's elixirs and drank the jade emperor's wine
00:36:23queen mother's peaches
00:36:24phoenix marrow
00:36:25dragon liver
00:36:26what haven't i tasted
00:36:28poison you think you can poison me
00:36:46now that's good wine
00:36:48i haven't had wine in over 500 years
00:36:50not a single drop
00:36:59how is he brother
00:37:00how does it feel
00:37:03that's strange
00:37:04normally after one whole jar
00:37:06even if i'm not wasted
00:37:07i'd be flushed and stumbling
00:37:08but today it feels like i didn't drink at all
00:37:11unless that damn monkey drank it all
00:37:16good wine
00:37:17damn good wine
00:37:18perfect brother
00:37:19that monkey drank all the poisoned wine
00:37:23he's as good as dead
00:37:39my stomach
00:37:56oh big brother
00:38:03my boy
00:38:05well
00:38:05are you begging yet
00:38:08sun wukong
00:38:09if you've got the guts
00:38:11kill me
00:38:11fine
00:38:12then i'll beat you right in the gallbladder
00:38:20mercy mercy
00:38:21great sage equal to heaven
00:38:23please spare him
00:38:24i'm begging for my big brother
00:38:26my boy
00:38:27don't waste words
00:38:28just call him grandpa's son
00:38:31grandpa
00:38:31it's our fault
00:38:32your grandsons
00:38:33we swallowed you by mistake
00:38:35great sage
00:38:36have mercy
00:38:37pity us like ants
00:38:38clinging to life
00:38:39spare my big brother's life
00:38:41the three of us will release your master
00:38:43and see you through the mountains
00:38:46you dragged my master here to suffer
00:38:48and scared him half to death
00:38:50my master is delicate
00:38:52he can't take this abuse
00:38:53you'll pay for this
00:38:54great sage
00:38:55i don't have any gold or jewels on me
00:38:58no amber agate or other treasures
00:39:00how can i pay you
00:39:01pay you how
00:39:03i want the three of you brothers to fetch a fragrant vine palanquin
00:39:06let my master ride in it
00:39:08carry it yourselves
00:39:09get my master across the 800 lime mountain of lion and camel
00:39:12what
00:39:14i haven't taken this kind of humiliation in 800 years
00:39:17third brother
00:39:18saving our eldest comes first
00:39:21as you say great sage
00:39:23the three of us agree
00:39:24just come out and quickly
00:39:27fine
00:39:28open your mouth wide
00:39:30i'll fly out myself
00:39:32hey big brother
00:39:33when he comes out
00:39:34bite down hard
00:39:34crush that monkey
00:39:35swallow him whole
00:39:36then he can't torment you anymore
00:39:41trying to play tricks on me huh
00:39:44i'll hold the golden cudgel
00:39:46go on bite it
00:39:56big brother bite it now
00:40:01my fangs
00:40:04what a slippery demon
00:40:06you dare fool your grandpa son
00:40:08i spared your life
00:40:09and you tried to bite me to death
00:40:10i'm not coming out today
00:40:11i'm not coming out
00:40:12you went back in again
00:40:15third brother
00:40:16what kind of rotten idea was that
00:40:18we didn't even bite the monkey
00:40:20and i'd chip my teeth instead
00:40:21son wukong
00:40:23i've heard your name for a long time
00:40:25it's thunder in the ears
00:40:26they say you made a show outside the southern heavenly gate
00:40:30and showed off at the palace of grand mysteries
00:40:32now you're on the road to the western heavens
00:40:35slaying demons
00:40:36so you're just some upstart monkey
00:40:38if you've got the guts
00:40:40come out and fight fair
00:40:41if you'd said that 500 years ago
00:40:43i might have taken the bait
00:40:44but now
00:40:45nothing you say matters
00:40:47let my master go
00:40:51fine fine
00:40:52i'll release him right now
00:41:11master
00:41:35my disciples wukong has already subdued them
00:41:41what so dude
00:41:42where's monkey king
00:41:43didn't they swallow him
00:41:44bhaji
00:41:45i'm inside this lion's belly
00:41:46once we're past mountain of lion and camel
00:41:48we'll get out of here
00:41:50toss that steely
00:41:51great sage son
00:41:53and you're outside the lion camel kingdom
00:41:55please come out
00:41:56we won't ever dare to go after your master again
00:41:58yes yes
00:42:00little white dragon
00:42:01take master and go on ahead
00:42:03yes senior brother
00:42:12great sage son
00:42:13your master is long gone now
00:42:15fine
00:42:16open your mouth
00:42:27bhaji sha junior brother
00:42:29let's go
00:42:29you think you can just leave
00:42:32true dharma form
00:42:40monkey king
00:42:41they broke their promise
00:42:43i saw it coming
00:42:45since when do demons ever tell the truth
00:42:47stop them
00:42:54bhaji junior brother shock
00:42:56the three of us fight our way out together
00:43:14come and die
00:43:27kill them
00:43:36hurricane capture technique
00:43:39hurricane capture technique
00:43:52senior brother
00:43:55and you too
00:43:57hurricane capture technique
00:44:09senior brother
00:44:16bhaji sha junior brother
00:44:18son wukong
00:44:19surrender now
00:44:21your master and your junior brother
00:44:24have both been captured
00:44:25master
00:44:26hurricane capture technique
00:44:34hurricane capture technique
00:44:34crush him to death
00:44:45monkey king
00:44:46senior brother
00:44:47monster
00:44:48monkey king got soft into a pancake
00:44:50monkey king got soft into a pancake
00:44:51monkey king got soft into a pancake
00:45:04i can't see the monkey anymore
00:45:11let me go
00:45:12let me go
00:45:13master
00:45:22i'll wipe you out
00:45:23you little punk
00:45:24taste this
00:45:25this
00:45:25this
00:45:38big brother
00:45:39big brother
00:46:08Sun Wukong!
00:46:09You're as good as dead!
00:46:16All hail the third king!
00:46:18Back to the cave!
00:46:19Let's feast and celebrate!
00:46:21We'll feast on Tang San Zang's flesh!
00:46:25Yes!
00:46:44Third brother, that vase can really hold Sun Wukong?
00:46:49Don't worry, big brother!
00:46:50In no time at all, Sun Wukong will melt into pus!
00:47:04What treasure is this?
00:47:05How did it trap me in here?
00:47:07I'll smash you to pieces!
00:47:16Huh, that's some serious force!
00:47:19Don't waste your breath!
00:47:20You can't break this vase!
00:47:22Can't break it?
00:47:23Then I'll burst it open!
00:47:24Grow!
00:47:26Growing won't help!
00:47:29Shrek!
00:47:40How is that possible?
00:47:43It's useless!
00:47:44Get ready for torture in the vase!
00:47:46Let the flames cleanse you!
00:47:49Oh no!
00:47:56This is all you've got?
00:47:58That little flame can't touch Sun Wukong!
00:48:02Oh really?
00:48:04What about the serpent pit?
00:48:07Snakes!
00:48:12What a beating!
00:48:14Hmph!
00:48:15My boy!
00:48:15That vase of yours isn't all that!
00:48:17Yeah?
00:48:18Take a closer look!
00:48:26Samadhi true fire!
00:48:29Out of tricks now, huh?
00:48:31In no time at all, you'll be reduced to ash and smoke!
00:48:34Master!
00:48:51I, son Wukong, have roamed the three realms!
00:48:59I stormed heaven, broke into the underworld, and entered the dragon palace!
00:49:03Yet I've never been this pathetic!
00:49:05And today, I'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this vase!
00:49:09Master, Baji, and Sha Wuching will be eaten by that demon as well!
00:49:14Our pilgrimage for the scriptures will end right here!
00:49:17I failed Buddha Tathagata, and I failed Guan Yin!
00:49:20Every hair on my body got scorched!
00:49:22How are these three still untouched?
00:49:27Wukong, I granted you three life-saving hairs.
00:49:30In dire straits, they can save your life.
00:49:35These are from Guan Yin!
00:49:37The life-saving hair she gave you!
00:49:49Change!
00:49:51No skill, don't take the job!
00:49:53I'll drill through your vase!
00:50:05Lucky!
00:50:06Lucky!
00:50:06Lucky!
00:50:06Now we can get out!
00:50:15Third brother, that monkey should be sludged by now, right?
00:50:19I just can't shake the worry.
00:50:24Relax, big brother!
00:50:25It's been ages!
00:50:26That monkey should have melted to the bone!
00:50:29Is that so?
00:50:30Bring it here!
00:50:31Let me see!
00:50:34Guards!
00:50:34Carry it before the great king!
00:50:52Third king, something's wrong!
00:50:54The vase is lighter!
00:50:58Nonsense!
00:50:59This is a sacred Buddhist treasure!
00:51:00It contains Yin Yang dual energy!
00:51:02How could it be lighter?
00:51:05Third king, look!
00:51:07It really is lighter!
00:51:20How can this be?
00:51:25This vase is empty!
00:51:28Why is there a hole in the bottom?
00:51:30Who did this?
00:51:34My sweet grandkids!
00:51:35Who else put your grandpa?
00:51:45It's Sun Wukong!
00:51:47He got out!
00:51:48He turned into a fly and flew off!
00:51:52Kill that fly!
00:51:53Kill it!
00:51:57Now, spread the order!
00:51:58Shut the gates!
00:51:59Shut them!
00:52:00Don't let that monkey get away!
00:52:02Sun Wukong is out!
00:52:04Run!
00:52:05We have to save our master!
00:52:22My lords, aren't you here to eat Tong Zanzang's flesh?
00:52:25Why throw me in the pot first?
00:52:27I haven't bathed in half a year.
00:52:30My meat reeks!
00:52:31If you're eating someone, eat my master first!
00:52:35Your master is the main course!
00:52:37You're the appetizer!
00:52:38The king said so!
00:52:39Wash Zhubaji clean first!
00:52:41Scald him, shave him, skin him, salt him, and serve him with wine!
00:52:46This old pig has such a miserable fate!
00:52:49Grab your weapons and come with me!
00:52:51Trouble at the king's cave!
00:52:54All right!
00:52:55Move out, brothers!
00:52:57Let me go!
00:52:59Help!
00:53:00Someone help!
00:53:06What a coward!
00:53:07And he used to be Marshal Tian Peng, yet he's that scared of dying!
00:53:12I'll teach him a lesson!
00:53:14Transform!
00:53:15What?!
00:53:20What?!
00:53:21Zhuvuneng!
00:53:24Zhuvuneng!
00:53:25Who...
00:53:26Who's calling me?
00:53:27Wuneng is my name.
00:53:28Guan Yin Bodhisattva gave me that Dharma name.
00:53:31After I joined Master, they all call me Bhaji.
00:53:34Out here in the middle of nowhere, how would anyone know that name?
00:53:42Whoever called my Dharma name, show yourself!
00:53:45It was me!
00:53:48Who are you?
00:53:49Hiding in the shadows!
00:53:52Show yourself!
00:53:56I'm an officer of the Netherworld Bureau, here to claim lives!
00:54:00By order of King Yama, I've come to take your soul!
00:54:05Grandpa Soul Reaper, please head back first.
00:54:07Put in a good word with King Yama.
00:54:09He's close with my senior brother's son, Wukong.
00:54:13Ask him to cut me some slack.
00:54:14Let me live one more day.
00:54:16Come take me tomorrow.
00:54:18Nonsense!
00:54:19If King Yama says you die at the third watch, who dare keep you till the fourth?
00:54:25Come with me now, or I'll bring out the rope of fate and yank you by the neck!
00:54:31Please, sir, have mercy.
00:54:33One look at me and you know I'm done for.
00:54:35I'm going to die, no question.
00:54:37I just want one more day.
00:54:39That demon took my master and Sha Wu Jing.
00:54:41All of them.
00:54:42Let me see them one last time.
00:54:44Then I'll go with you to the Netherworld Bureau.
00:54:47At least I'll have honored our bond.
00:54:49Then I can die with no regrets.
00:54:52Fine.
00:54:53I've got thirty names on my warrant.
00:54:56They're all nearby.
00:54:57Let me round them up, then I'll take you.
00:55:00That buys you this one day.
00:55:02But running errands is hard work.
00:55:04Got any silver on you?
00:55:06Hand some over.
00:55:07Call it travel money.
00:55:13Money?
00:55:15I'm Jubaji, a monk.
00:55:17The four elements are empty.
00:55:18What money could I have?
00:55:20If you don't have any silver, then stop yapping.
00:55:25Let me slip the rope on you and come with me.
00:55:27Please, don't take me.
00:55:29Don't arrest me.
00:55:29I know what that is.
00:55:30That's a rope of fate.
00:55:32Once it's around your neck, it hooks your soul away.
00:55:34I have money.
00:55:35I'll pay you.
00:55:36Where is it?
00:55:37Hand it over.
00:55:38Quit stalling, or I'll take you straight to Underworld.
00:55:43What a pity.
00:55:44What a pity.
00:55:45Ever since I became a monk,
00:55:47some devout families would feed the monks,
00:55:49and seeing what an appetite I had,
00:55:50they'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns.
00:55:53So I saved it bit by bit,
00:55:55until I scraped together five kyen of silver.
00:55:58A few days ago,
00:55:59I went to the women's kingdom,
00:56:00and begged the silversmith to melt it into one piece.
00:56:03That silversmith had no conscience.
00:56:06He even skimmed a few fen off me.
00:56:08In the end,
00:56:08I had one horse hoof silver worth four chien and six fen.
00:56:12Take it then.
00:56:14Huh?
00:56:15This idiot's so broke,
00:56:16he can't even afford pants.
00:56:18Yet he can hide silver.
00:56:20Where did you hide it?
00:56:22Talk!
00:56:22Now!
00:56:24I stuffed it in my left ear.
00:56:26My hands are tied.
00:56:27I can't get it.
00:56:28Reach in and feel for it yourself.
00:56:44You idiot!
00:56:45It really is four chien and six fen!
00:56:52Damn that Bimauan!
00:56:53So it was you!
00:56:55It's him, monkey!
00:56:57Look at the state I'm in!
00:56:58And you still mess with me,
00:56:59even scamming me out of my silver.
00:57:01Have you got no conscience?
00:57:05You idiot!
00:57:06I escorted Master West for the scriptures!
00:57:09You have no idea what we've been through!
00:57:11We hacked through thorns and fought off demons!
00:57:13Well you!
00:57:14You hide off to the side and slack off,
00:57:16and you even stash away private money!
00:57:18So what if I saved up?
00:57:20I went without food and scraped it together bit by bit.
00:57:22I was saving to buy some cloth and make myself a new outfit.
00:57:25And you scared me for no reason!
00:57:27Then you stole my silver!
00:57:29Give it back!
00:57:29Now!
00:57:30Not a single coin!
00:57:31This silver is your punishment for hoarding money!
00:57:34It's mine now!
00:57:36Fine!
00:57:37Fine!
00:57:37Take it all as my ransom!
00:57:38But you still have to get me out of here!
00:57:40Or I paid you for nothing!
00:57:44Easy!
00:57:45Since I took your silver,
00:57:47I'll get you out!
00:58:02Monkey King!
00:58:03Monkey King!
00:58:04While those imps aren't looking,
00:58:05let's make a run for it!
00:58:06Don't rush in!
00:58:07Those three demons are too strong!
00:58:09We can't beat them!
00:58:10And you call yourself
00:58:11Marshal Tian Ping Reborn?
00:58:13What a spyless coward!
00:58:15Not today!
00:58:16I'm not running!
00:58:16We're getting Master and Sha Wu Jing out!
00:58:19You're really going head on?
00:58:21Move!
00:58:22Split up!
00:58:33Dan Wukong!
00:58:43Sha Wu Jing reverted to his true form,
00:58:45dipping raw slices in minced human flesh!
00:59:09You're the shaw!
00:59:12Our shaw!
00:59:13Senior brother,
00:59:15I knew you weren't dead!
00:59:20boss we finally get to eat dragon
00:59:26what are you talking about the king said we can't eat this dragon
00:59:30we're keeping it to trade with western sea dragon palace
00:59:36what are you staring at you really think someone's coming to save you
00:59:46boss where's that black smoke coming from
00:59:57chubachi
01:00:15second brother by lungma come on let's meet up with senior brother
01:00:20we have to save master okay
01:00:25report your majesties tang san zhang's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in
01:00:31the cave we don't have enough men we can't hold
01:00:33them off what
01:00:36they all broke free who know what do we do now sun wukong wounded me and our
01:00:41eldest brother we're badly weakened now the only one who can stop sun wukong's
01:00:46magic treasure has been drilled through again
01:00:47the three of us can't beat the four of them anymore
01:00:51don't panic tang san zhang is still in our hands
01:00:55bring tang san zhang
01:00:59third brother tang san zhang won't help
01:01:01we've got over 40 000 on mountain of lion and camel
01:01:04but even the grunts can't hold it if mountain of lion and camel won't hold
01:01:09i've still got the lion and camel kingdom
01:01:11you mean big brother second brother in lion and camel city we've got a million
01:01:16demons we take tang san zhang and fall back to lion and camel city
01:01:20we'll swarm him to death no matter how capable sun wukong is he can't take on a
01:01:24million demon soldiers exactly let sun wukong see what real terror looks like in
01:01:29my lion and camel kingdom tell the whole army fall back to lion and camel
01:01:34city
01:01:36demons let my master go
01:01:40monkey king why'd all the demons run off
01:01:44eldest brother they left a message sun wukong if you want to save his master come
01:01:49to lion and camel city if you dare
01:01:54lion and camel city
01:01:55lion and camel city
01:01:55lion and camel city
01:01:56You
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