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00:08You
00:58You're a poet now.
01:00It's the new me.
01:01The new you is...
01:05distressed.
01:07Only on the outside.
01:08Glad to hear it.
01:09It's been radio silence a month, so I was starting to think you found a new mother.
01:13How's your name?
01:16Uh...
01:18I dropped out.
01:21This is your father getting in your ear.
01:22I didn't tell anyone, actually. I've been too busy.
01:24Doing what?
01:25Preparing to succeed.
01:27I've been in a chrysalis of reinvention.
01:30How creative.
01:31I got my flower. Get it?
01:33Very clever.
01:38Well?
01:39Do me proud.
01:42When have I not?
01:43I love it.
01:54Okay.
01:57I love it.
02:10Let's go.
02:10You're a poet.
02:13I love it.
02:13I love it.
02:21hi stranger emily i was not expecting to see you here are you performing too i wish wait what
02:31you're not no i thought i'd give it a go you always made it seem so fun oh you know
02:36it's not
02:37it's not like um an open mic night thing the lineup got announced ages ago and they've all
02:42got books out yeah i called them up explain the situation the the man exception i put a thing
02:49online a couple weeks ago hey girl i went kind of viral oh you wrote head girl
02:59wow i wow congrats that's turns out i'm a genius
03:22hey have we met um i don't think so i'm elijah who do you know here
03:27oh wow uh oh hamish oh hamish yeah he's the best yeah isn't he
03:36so do you go to vic yeah i'm studying actually biology
03:40is that like hedgehogs among other things i'm a pet hedgehog okay
03:50oh you shouldn't they they're carrying like a lot of diseases
03:55it's not like i touch them oh well what what is the what's the point i should go say hi
04:10hey do you hand uh no i'm all good thank you i'm hamish and you are
04:21i'm d
04:24oh you're perfect knuckles yeah okay thank you thank you
04:34oh you know elijah oh yeah yeah i just haven't slept forever
04:40hey can i just want a drink yeah no help yourself
05:02hey
05:03hi sorry sorry i'm almost done someone's looking over okay we'll just pretend that you're on a work call
05:08i've already made our contact i don't know his name describe her uh old white confident that
05:14it doesn't narrow it down super chiseled jawline oh um ryan cargill uh vanguard investments
05:22uh former banker um ex-london now mostly in property
05:28tina koe ryan my son julian to jared is it oh it's just jared the d is silent hillbilly
05:40it's like django unchained so this app you've invented oh te tu honu is a joint project actually
05:46but it's your idea technically it was my girlfriend's so you built it
05:52actually she's done most of the coding yeah she taught herself uh she's always loved language right
05:57so what do you do me i well i i sourced our seed funding from my my parents hi kia
06:06ora i'm sadie
06:08does it work the app i mean can you really live translate maori well we can do more than that
06:15te tu honu which translates as connection actually started as a research project for my phd
06:21you see many urban maori are prevented from accessing their land language ancestry history
06:27all thanks to language so you're marketing this to maori who don't know maori
06:32no not exclusively there's also a very very lucrative secondary market of pakeha wanting to
06:39connect with maori for example in the education might want to tell your parents they're not getting
06:43their money back i feel their pain do you think it's right no jared we've been over this you are
06:57not a disappointment
06:59oh yeah i mean about the money oh um well i mean i don't know but obviously this is first
07:09and foremost about
07:15giving back giving back yeah yeah yeah totally
07:30i think we're going to final um this is this going on tonight oh most nights actually yeah
07:38no but they have great live music there i i think that's why the name but vinyl yeah but he
07:48keeps
07:48the bars of cool names here fortune favors red square lulu puffins scotty and males it's nice yeah
08:00yeah genuine question do you think this conversation is going to get any better should we call it okay
08:36so
08:47so
08:48so
08:48so
09:12You're following me to the toilet already?
09:15I thought we'd be fucking at the end of the night.
09:17Why are you stealing toilet paper?
09:20Because I don't have any.
09:23Are you okay?
09:24Why?
09:25Because I have no money and no manners?
09:44Yeah.
09:45Fucking great.
09:47Thanks for asking.
10:00we sing and we're not sure why it feels so good we dance and haven't you printed it out am
10:07i
10:07supposed to no it's fine it's not like a rule it's just that most people read from their books
10:11well i don't have a book emily i've written one fucking poem sorry i just don't remember
10:15i didn't match but we dance until sunrise
10:22you won't find this next act in your program because we didn't even know she existed until
10:29like literally two days ago when she became new zealand's own literary banksy after posting
10:36an anonymous recording on tiktok which has now been viewed over a hundred thousand times
10:42it is my great pleasure to introduce the surprise headline act performing her searing shocking
10:50deeply personal debut poem head girl please welcome florence sadler
11:07that's flow actually and i wouldn't say deeply personal i mean the girl in this poem is like
11:12comprehensively fucked up so anyway she used to be head girl of her high school and now she is a
11:27massive cunt
11:28her high school boyfriend told her about her secretion on a berm the berm was in karori where
11:3535 percent of berms are she burst into tears with real human efficiency and then she got depression too
11:44out of empathy or fomo she got asthma the same way when she was five years old kicking the
11:51back of the passenger seat me too actually i have that too
11:59oh
11:59oh
12:00oh
12:00oh
12:01oh
12:21go river go to oceans seek your certain end rise again to cloud to a mountain to a mountain
12:31drinking from a tiny cup
12:33ah river you are ocean you are island
12:38oh
12:41oh
12:42oh
12:42oh
12:42oh
12:42oh
12:43oh
12:43oh
12:43oh
12:43oh
12:47oh
12:48oh
12:50oh
12:51oh
12:51oh
12:51oh
12:52oh
12:53oh
12:54this is dr kingy thompson he's one of my phd supervisors
12:58oh
13:06oh
13:07very impressive um anyway back to business sorry i need to uh oh i can look with you if you
13:11go
13:12thank you so much for coming yeah it's all part of the job plus can't let you hang out here
13:18about
13:19your brown self are you asking for too much money do you think no our people shouldn't need to pay
13:25to access their language oh no no they won't see we've got a strategy yeah a two-pronged approach
13:30so it'll be free access for iwi and a subscription service for businesses so we just need investment
13:35to get us to market so we can actually pay back our investors and sorry where are you going
13:42hi excuse me do you mind hi hi it's julian right yes do you know why your dad came up
13:51to talk to us
13:51earlier um no because his last three resource consents were turned down by local iwi well yeah
13:58anyway i just i wanted to say that i i get it my mom's pretty hard to please too but
14:04i just wish
14:05i had a trust fund to take the pain away it doesn't take the pain away oh
14:16well i'm very sorry to hear that julian hey i just had an idea what if you invested in our
14:24app
14:26me oh yeah imagine imagine how much it would help your father if you could stop his developments
14:34getting stalled by ui protests i mean all it would take is some meaningful engagement and perhaps through
14:41investment
14:45nah it was a rescue hedgehog you know it's kind of cruel to keep a wild animal yeah just waiting
14:50until
14:50its cast comes off how how do you put a cast on a hedgehog paper mache oh hey who do
15:00you know here again
15:02sorry who did you come with
15:05okay god damn it's
15:11psycho
15:22it's a bit rude hamish
15:28you coming you know who just got you kicked out was that on purpose or no i just asked asked
15:37him who you
15:37were
15:39just a few questions
15:42cool okay well you're gonna stay at this amazingly average party or come back to mine so i can sit
15:50on
15:50your face
16:04here she is wow you were phenomenal oh you remember my friend caro beecham oh of course she's looking for
16:13passion projects now that she's retired turns out there's only so many paintings you can fit on the
16:20wall we were talking about how fun it could be to publish a collection
16:27of wellington pot why share the spotlight well so are all your poems there good
16:36every single one well that's it then let's have a meeting say um uh end of next week and um
16:43we'll take
16:44it from there
16:48yay i guess yay indeed
16:59hey bob how was the investor presentation i bet you had loads of funding offers for your app
17:06to the world
17:07how did you not just say to juliet
17:11i know his type
17:13i was down at the pub last night i was telling big matt that once your app launches
17:19i'll be famous yeah that egg tiger might ask me to voice this next hollywood movie after hearing
17:24my erotica that'll make the fellas down here real jealous
17:29i might even get a couple of free feeds out of it and it all started with my clever daughter
17:34i'm proud as pub i can't wait to see my parents faces when i pay them back
17:39wait no we're not using that money to oh yeah no no yeah yeah i mean like you know once
17:43we're
17:44raking it in like as well as the co-papa is um hey hey look listen we're such a great
17:52team
18:00yeah
18:00this is okay yeah of course
18:05i just you know want to make sure we stay connected
18:10jared we've been together since high school i mean we own a business together
18:15and my mother rings you before she rings me
18:17oh yeah well she's a special woman we could not be more connected
18:23i guess i just don't want us to become victims of our own success you know i won't let that
18:29happen
18:30okay yeah
18:34now i really have to get started on my thesis really do you have to
18:4080 000 words aren't gonna write themselves
18:47better than we know i've got 30 minutes
18:50yeah yeah we could go play icarus
18:54oh yeah um i might just go home okay well if you need to
19:00go home oh right right see ya
19:06good night
19:19wait oh sorry you can't do it for me no no i'm sorry um
19:24um can we talk oh that depends small or dirty i'm i'm married yeah i know that's what you ring
19:34i um i don't do this oh just pretend like you're masturbating but my badge is your hand
19:42okay don't do that either
19:47well
19:48i knew you weren't lying
19:58well
20:02his name is virgil
20:05and i do lie though
20:09like a lot
20:10like a lot
20:28the way you behave
20:32you're exceptional
20:39i mean yeah pretty exciting no i didn't say exciting i said exceptional
21:00i should go
21:03yeah yeah damn right you should
21:23i'm sorry
21:23sorted
21:25what do you want a pie
21:28seems so chill have i just been given like a few days to write what 50 poems
21:3450. look i know you're a superhuman look i can't help being a go-getter why don't you just tell
21:39your mum that you need a bit more time i'm fine
21:43are you sure are you sure you're okay i mean people were worried when you went awol
21:49well people are idiots
21:52well do you want to brainstorm some ideas i could come over and no the people i live with
22:00we have nothing in common
22:01we have nothing in common why not
22:04they're just fucked
22:05fragile right oh i try to avoid them well why are they
22:08but it's nice to see you emily oh okay
22:14well hello there stranger
22:18okay
22:18yeah
22:22who wants a margarita
22:24me
22:25oh i'm gonna murder this cheese board but first
22:30i feel like you're like a zombie ball okay what's it gonna be tonight
22:35teenage boy or trump supporter
22:41i can't get around
22:43i just go around i just go around
22:46i just go around and around
22:48i can't believe you're hiding from me
22:52oh
22:57let's do this
23:00yeah
23:16my head my heart
23:18My true taste, my shadow, my belly, my truth, hey
23:22My vision, my town, so I bring it down
23:25My strength, my heart, so I bring it down
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