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Oops! My Phoenix Mommy Snagged a War God Daddy
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00:02I'm Ovelia, the last phoenix alive.
00:08Before my mom died, she told me the phoenix bloodline could never end.
00:14But none of the losers from the divine demon realm ever caught my eye.
00:19Until I came to the human world.
00:23How's the man?
00:25Still this hot when he's passed out?
00:28And his body?
00:30Damn good.
00:35Not bad.
00:38Our kid would be gorgeous.
00:43Yes, the phoenix bloodline is saved.
00:56Who are you? And what are you doing?
01:01You're really hot, and I kinda need your help making a baby.
01:05Are you insane?
01:12You're hurt way too badly to leave this valley. Why not just behave?
01:18You!
01:19Relax.
01:20I only use you to continue my bloodline.
01:23I won't chase you afterwards.
01:24I'm sorry, I'm worse.
01:53But I've justcios have changed.
01:55Hooked up with that guy on the clouds. Got this egg. Already three years. Still no change. His swimmer's really
02:04that weak?
02:16Mommy. The meat's ready. Ready? That's destroyed. Corn controlling fire. That's my girl.
02:45You. You are.
03:02What the hell? I've never pissed off the gods.
03:10Daddy.
03:16Wait. Isn't this the mortal who was my donor back then? You are actually a god.
03:26Daddy. Hug.
03:37Wow. Daddy smells so good. I missed you so much, Daddy. I didn't know you were this handsome. And a
03:46god, too. But why did Mommy tell me you died a long time ago?
03:54Well, your godness, don't be mad. It's just a misunderstanding.
04:00A misunderstanding? You did-
04:05Don't. Not in front of Kara.
04:09Her name is Kara.
04:11Yep.
04:12Family name?
04:13No. Just Kara. We Phoenixes don't really have a family name. But, if needed, she can take mine-
04:22From now on, her name is Kara Oderson.
04:29Oh, Oderson. There's only one god with that name. The god of war, Rises. Oh my god, the hell did
04:36I mess with? So Kara's blue eyes from him.
04:40Wait! Where are you taking Kara? Wait! I don't care who you are. You are not taking my daughter.
04:47Are raising her here. In the barren cave.
04:51Barren? This is the nicest cave for miles around. You seriously have no taste.
04:57Nice. But still a cave.
05:01You think I want it? Phoenixes are dying. I have no choice.
05:14I'm taking the kid. With me.
05:22No way!
05:25No way! Even if you are god of war, you can't take my daughter.
05:33She's my daughter, too.
05:34Doesn't matter. I've been raising her these past three years.
05:40If you want to take her, fine. Take me, too.
05:48Daddy, Mommy, what's wrong?
05:53Get in.
05:58Thanks, Kara!
06:01Mommy finally made it to heaven!
06:04mainland King!
06:17Ahhhh...
06:19So this is the heavens...
06:23it's insane can i really be here weren't you begging to come what's wrong now scared scared
06:32no way i'm going
06:41that's the woman who took advantage of lord reishayas a phoenix says she stole lord reishayas
06:48first time his first time oh my god that's his first time that's not even the worst part you know
07:01he
07:02already had a fiance what fiance the goddess of harvest beautiful powerful she and lord reyes
07:10were perfect together if this evil bitch ruined everything may thunder strike her dead
07:23he's engaged to goddess of harvest great cara and i are totally screwed nope we need to get out of
07:31here this evil bitch ruined me lord reishayas so scary
07:41better not piss him off right now just play nice for now
07:47no please i want daddy to sleep with me and tell me a story
07:53but mommy always slept with you and told stories before
07:57no no i want daddy
08:08daddy
08:11wow okay so mommy's been replaced by daddy already fine daddy can stay with you tonight
08:18don't go mommy i want both mommy and daddy with me
08:25uh that's weird right
08:30stay
08:41she's seriously obsessed with you already
08:46and it's only been half a day surely because i'm her father why did you run away back then
08:53i thought you were just some injured human i saved you in exchange for
08:58huh for one night you lost nothing right
09:06what you didn't lose anything but got the cutest kid in the world still not enough
09:18what are you doing cara's here
09:23you started everything
09:28what scared now
09:30ovalia calm down he has a fiance remember
09:37who cares you have a kid with him the goddess is the other woman
09:42reesey i
09:43ovalia
09:44i won't let you go again
10:06daddy mommy sleep with me
10:10i'm tired
10:16good night
10:30it's so fun
10:32daddy i want popcorn
10:36okay
10:48rainbow bridge is crazy enough
10:51but a war god used lightning to make popcorn just because cara asked for it
10:56good kids with dads really have it easy
11:02mommy mommy look daddy made all this for me
11:06daddy what about mommy
11:09oh no no i'm not a kid anymore
11:17oh my god
11:19this is a flaming swing
11:34lord rice the all father was furious after hearing you brought a woman back
11:39he ordered you to see him immediately
11:45all right time for a talk with my father
11:49that bitch thinks she can take reesey from me with the little bastard
11:55dream on
11:58he's mine
12:08what smells so good
12:09did daddy make snacks for me
12:14who are you
12:15let me go
12:18mommy
12:22who are you
12:25where are you taking cara
12:27cara
12:28cara
12:31you bad woman
12:34let me go
12:35mommy
12:37save me
12:48i've been waiting for you
12:52who the hell are you
12:53why are you hurting my kid
12:54i'm ricey's fiance
12:56the high goddess of harvest solfi
12:58trash you and the little bastard
13:00don't deserve to be the heaven
13:02now get the hell back to your human world
13:06solvi
13:08if you touch my daughter
13:10i swear to destroy your soul
13:13a pathetic mortal
13:15dares to threaten me
13:19mommy
13:30my sweetie
13:31so you're the phoenix
13:33then i'll kill you with my heavenly ice arrow
13:39don't be afraid
13:40mommy's here
13:47mommy you're hurt
13:49i'm okay cara
13:51run
13:55you evil
13:58daddy's gonna make you pay
14:00for hurting mommy
14:01you bitch
14:02how dare you threaten me by ricey
14:05you think he can save you
14:07fine
14:07i'll show you
14:08what real divine power looks like
14:17no mommy
14:18cara
14:20run
14:21mommy hold on
14:23i'll go get daddy
14:28you think
14:29you can escape
14:30can you
14:57can Origins
14:58GH And i'll be
15:01Dare steal my man! This is your end!
15:09I'm sorry, Kara. Mommy can't protect you.
15:35Touched my woman and kid.
15:39You're dead!
15:50If you dare harm my family, you're going to pay for this.
15:58Stop! I'm the Harvest Goddess! All Mother chose me! Kill me! And the entire realm all goes to war!
16:09You think I won't do it?
16:15Don't resist. Don't start a celestial war over us. The baby and I are fine.
16:25Ah!
16:30Get out. Touch them again. And I swear, not even your mother can save you.
16:36Rycie! You will regret this!
16:54Did we just cause trouble for you?
16:59No, it's not your fault.
17:02I failed to protect you. I'll never let anyone hurt you again.
17:09Oh my god! Why is this man so resistible? I'm totally losing it over here!
17:27Olivia, will you and Kara stay with me forever?
17:32Daddy!
17:34You were so, so cool! The lightning went bam bam bam! And you scared the bad lady away!
17:43But Kara only makes teeny tiny sparks.
17:47That's okay, sweetheart. When we get home, Daddy will teach you how to call down bigger lightning.
17:51Yay! Daddy's the coolest!
17:56Oh father, that shameless one bewitched rises!
18:00She slandered me and nearly convinced him to kill me. She even said...
18:05Said what?
18:06She said your divine decree means nothing. She insists on freeze from me.
18:15How dare she! Send word! Order Rethys to bring that woman to me immediately!
18:28Yay! We're home!
18:33Lord Rethys, the All Father commands you to bring Lady Olivia to the Heavenly Hall immediately.
18:43I'm doomed!
18:45I heard the All Father can wipe people out.
18:50With the flick of his finger, I need to take the baby and run.
19:04Where are you running off to this time?
19:08Olivia.
19:10I'm... I'm not. I'm just worried.
19:13Don't worry.
19:15I already planned to introduce you and Kara to my parents officially.
19:23This just came sooner.
19:25Officially? But I'm nobody special.
19:28Yes, you are, Olivia.
19:31You're my wife.
19:33And the mother of my child.
19:49Daddy, why is mommy taking so long?
19:53I got dressed super fast.
19:56Daddy, is mommy gonna look like an angel?
20:00Your mommy already is an angel.
20:01Hi.
20:08Oh.
20:12Oh.
20:15Oh.
20:16Wow.
20:20Wow!
20:21Mommy is so pretty.
20:23Mommy is the most beautiful angel ever!
20:26You're adorable. Such a sweet talker. I'm almost starting to believe you.
20:32She's not flattering you. She's telling the truth. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
20:52This grandpa and grandma's palace? It's so big and pretty!
20:55Where did this kid come from? She's so cute.
20:58Even grander than daddy's temple.
21:00Wait, why does she have the Thunder Gods era?
21:03Oh my god, she's gorgeous. Is she the woman Rithys brought back from the mortal realm?
21:07I've never seen a woman this beautiful in the heavens. No wonder Lord Ressys fell for her.
21:14Father, this is Olivia. I brought her here to meet you.
21:19She kneels! A lowly mortal has no right to stand here. Chain her to the mountain and let the eagles
21:28blind her!
21:32Father, Olivia is not a lowly mortal. She is my wife.
21:39You dare defy your father for this woman?!
21:44Ressy, calm down please!
21:47I knew it. Even the Thunder God still bows before the All Father.
21:57Olivia is my wife.
22:01If she kneels, then I kneel beside her.
22:05Look at him. The mighty Thunder God humiliating himself for some mortal bird. Pathetic.
22:14No one will ruin the Thunder God!
22:19I'll exile her to the frozen wastelands forever!
22:22All Father! Lord Rises, please stop!
22:28Rises! Step aside right now!
22:32Father, please stop!
22:42Grandpa, up!
22:51Grandpa, the wind's so scary. Kara's cold.
23:03Whose child is this?
23:06Kara's mommy and daddy's baby. That's my daddy!
23:09Father, Kara's my daughter with Olivia. She's your granddaughter.
23:14Grandpa, up!
23:20It's a lie! She's a filthy bird whore!
23:25That bastard child isn't Rises!
23:27She's using that child to climb into the heaven!
23:32Liar. The Phoenix bloodline is sacred.
23:35You would never mate carelessly.
23:39Kara is Rithus' daughter.
23:43I believe you.
23:45I believe you.
23:47You shameless bitch.
23:49You seduced him when he was weak, and now you're using the kid to marry your way up.
23:54You filthy whore!
23:56You don't deserve to stand among God!
23:59Go crawl back to your pathetic little nest.
24:02Bad lady! Stop being mean to mommy!
24:12Ugly witch! My mommy's a Phoenix queen. She's way hotter than you.
24:18Ah, you little brat! I'll kill you!
24:27Grandpa, save me! That ugly witch wants to kill Kara!
24:35Stop it!
24:36Oh, father! You're protecting this child!
24:41Lightning is our family's unique power.
24:44This child can summon it at her age.
24:47She's Rises' daughter.
24:51Grandpa is awesome!
24:54Even cooler than daddy!
24:56Good girl.
25:00She's a lot cuter than Rias ever was.
25:04Don't worry. Father's already falling for her.
25:08That's cause Kara takes after mommy!
25:15Kara stays.
25:16But you, Olivia, are not worthy of Rias.
25:19The future Ulfar needs a God-born wife.
25:22Guards!
25:23Take the child away from her.
25:25No, no! Kara won't leave mommy!
25:28Bad grandpa!
25:32Touch them.
25:34And you die.
25:37Treat these!
25:39You dare defy your father for this woman?
25:42No one defies me!
25:47Father, why can't you let this go?
25:49I never wanted to oppose you, but I'll never turn my back on them.
25:53No!
25:56No!
25:57No!
26:03No!
26:04No!
26:04No!
26:04No!
26:04Wow.
26:09Mother!
26:12Your Majesty.
26:16Have you two lost your minds, fighting in the Divine Hall in front of all the gods?
26:21It's this brat. He always has to fight me on everything!
26:26Your Majesty! This whole mess started because of her!
26:30No one asked for your opinion.
26:34Take Olivia to the guest quarters to rest first.
26:39Don't worry. Go get some rest, and I'll come find you soon.
26:49Pretty Grandma, please don't be mad. Kara will be a good girl.
26:55What a sweet child.
26:57Come here.
27:03Open the door!
27:06Open the door!
27:08My Lady, please wait here. The Princess is with the Queen. There's no need for concern.
27:14No need for concern, please? They're obviously trying to keep my kid and get rid of me!
27:18That old man's definitely dumping me to the wasteland!
27:22I'm a Firebird! Sending me to a frozen wasteland is a death sentence!
27:26Nope! Kara and I are getting out of here.
27:32Re-seize!
27:34You must marry Solvee. You know why.
27:36Father, I can't marry her.
27:38Olivia is the woman I love.
27:40The Crimson Abyss is in chaos.
27:43The Dragons are raging. Marrying Solvee unites Heaven and Earth to stop them. It's your duty.
27:48Father, I'll kill the Five Dragons myself.
27:52And I'll earn the right to choose my own wife.
27:54You!
28:05Lock me up. Nice try. Not happening.
28:15It's late, my Lady. Where are you going?
28:18I... I...
28:21If you can't explain it, don't bother.
28:35Tonight, you aren't going anywhere.
28:47I wasn't trying to escape. I just don't want to be banished to the wasteland. I want to take Kara
28:52home.
28:53I won't let anyone send you away. Trust me. Give me some time and I'll handle everything.
29:00Stay in there.
29:01Gracie, I...
29:02Kara's asleep. No more running from me tonight.
29:08Gracie, what if they're right? What if I only wanted your power?
29:12So what? Your man's the god of war.
29:16The power's the one thing I'll never run out of. If you want it, it's yours.
29:20Who wants your power anyway?
29:23Then what do you want?
29:25Me?
29:27Fine. I'm all yours.
29:30I don't know what you want.
29:33No, no, no, no, no.
29:51Mommy! Daddy!
29:54I'm here.
30:00Pretty Grandma gave Kara all these gifts.
30:04I'm giving them all to you, Mommy.
30:08Thank you, my baby. You really are the sweetest little angel.
30:14Sweetie, what if you had to choose between Mommy and Daddy?
30:17Between Heaven and the mortal land?
30:19I don't want to choose. I want everything.
30:22Daddy, Mommy, Grumpy Grandpa, and Pretty Grandma.
30:27All of them.
30:30We'll figure everything out. I promise.
30:38Ricey, his turn.
30:39What? Rice is going to slay dragons for that woman?
30:45Ricey is mine.
30:47And Olivia, she won't live long enough to see him come back.
30:54Stay here and be good.
30:55No one can hurt you here.
30:57I'll be back soon.
30:58You better come back safe.
30:59I'm still waiting for you to marry me.
31:28My man, my hero.
31:30Oh my god, he is so damn.
31:37Solvee, what are you doing here?
31:41Risi warned you to stay away from me and Kara.
31:44Shut up, bitch.
31:47Don't use Risi to scare me.
31:49He went to slay dragons.
31:53Whether he comes back alive is another question!
31:58My man's a true hero.
32:00I know he'll come back safe.
32:06Whether he returns or not, he's not here now.
32:11This time, you're dead.
32:36Damn it.
32:39Risi, or he even burned his powers.
32:44I'll leave you a lightning barrier!
32:48Risi left this for me.
32:52He's way too good to me.
32:55Don't get cocky, bitch!
32:58Just wait!
33:01My husband loves me.
33:05He left a barrier to protect me from crazy women like you.
33:12Come at me if you can!
33:15Bitch, I will kill you someday!
33:23Oh, father.
33:24I am the daughter of the Earth Goddess.
33:27How can they humiliate the Harvest Goddess like this?
33:31If my mother learns this, she'll be furious.
33:38Dry your tears, child.
33:40Reese is just blinded right now.
33:43He'll come to his senses soon.
33:47Those abyss dragons are unstoppable.
33:51Once Risi suffers enough, he'll come back and admit he was wrong.
33:55Your engagement stands.
33:58Really?
34:02Bad Grandpa.
34:04He's helping that evil woman.
34:06Hurt Mommy and Daddy.
34:08Kara hates Grandpa now.
34:14Kara's taking all her treasures, bad Grandpa.
34:19I'm going to find Mommy.
34:27Where do you think you're going, you little brat?
34:33You bad lady, what do you want?
34:42From now on, I am your mother.
34:46And I'll teach you how to behave.
34:50Let me go!
34:52No, Mommy!
34:53Daddy!
34:53So annoying!
34:54Don't worry, little brat.
34:57You'll see your mother very soon.
35:04Sweet little Kara.
35:06Call me Mommy, and all these fruits are yours.
35:12Accept me, and I'll grant you divine status.
35:18Your lowlife bird mommy can give you nothing.
35:22Bad lady!
35:24My mommy's the prettiest phoenix ever!
35:27You're not even worth one of her feathers!
35:33You little bastard.
35:35Doing it the hard way, huh?
35:37Let me teach you the manners your trash mother never did!
35:56Kara's overusing her power.
35:58Kara's overusing her power.
35:58She's in danger.
35:59Bryce, I'm sorry, but I can't stay here.
36:06You brat!
36:08I'll freeze you solid and dump you in the ice wasteland!
36:11Your mother will never find you!
36:14Mommy, I can't breathe!
36:31Get away from my child!
36:43Mommy, you finally came!
36:46Olivia, you came up.
36:49I couldn't touch you inside Reese's barrier, but now I'm tearing you apart!
36:59You underestimate the phoenix race, Soli.
37:02You hurt my daughter, and you'll pay for it.
37:05One!
37:19Go!
37:20Go, mommy!
37:20Beat up the bad lady!
37:26Enough!
37:27You pathetic mother and daughter should both die!
37:36Behold the sword of the gods.
37:39Even gods are reduced to ashes before its power.
37:58Drop dead.
38:00Don't hurt my mommy!
38:03Help!
38:04You filthy bird.
38:06No!
38:07No!
38:20No!
38:23No!
38:23No!
38:24No!
38:29No!
38:29No!
38:37No!
38:53No!
38:55No!
38:58No!
39:01No!
39:02No!
39:09No!
39:14No!
39:16No!
39:19No!
39:25No!
39:27No!
39:29No!
39:32No!
39:35No!
39:37No!
39:41No!
39:44Yes!
39:47No!
39:48No!
39:48No!
39:52No!
39:54No!
39:55Do you really risk your life just for a promise?
40:03Rice, wake up.
40:06Kara and I need you.
40:07You promised to marry me.
40:10Please don't leave us again.
40:27Honey, even if it costs me everything, I will save you.
40:41I want mommy and daddy.
40:43I want to go to the spring.
40:47Little princess, your mommy is healing your daddy.
40:50You'll just get in the way. Come with grandpa.
40:53Let me go bad grandpa. What are you plotting now?
40:56I want daddy. I want mommy.
40:59Stupid old man. Princess Kara will never surrender.
41:13I can't believe it.
41:15You're unconscious and history is repeating itself.
41:19But this time it's not about bloodline.
41:22It's because I love you.
41:25Honey, please wake up.
41:27If you do, I'll do anything for you.
41:31Anything.
41:34Really?
41:39Anything.
41:41Reese, you're awake.
41:45You've done enough, my lady. Leave the rest to me.
42:08I want mommy. I want daddy.
42:12Bad grandpa can't stop me.
42:15Be good, Kara. I'm not lying.
42:20Your dad is healing.
42:22Hmm.
42:22He'll be okay soon.
42:24Bad grandpa's lying again.
42:26Take this.
42:26No.ец.
42:33Hey,
42:35my beard!
42:45you little brat keep acting up and I'll keep acting up I'll spank you
43:04all right all right grandpa was wrong I'm sorry okay what's going on here honey
43:11thank god your ear please deal with this little monster
43:21Kara's right this is all your fault don't worry sweetie grandma's on your side honey you can't
43:27be this unfair reasonable you forced our son into marriage now he's hurt and our granddaughter
43:35suffered too kid is only an angel when she's asleep daddy mommy hug me I miss you
43:56I just hope Olivia can save Raius this time
44:05good morning honey
44:10your injuries they're gone
44:16thank you for save my life my lady to show my gratitude I've decided
44:24to give myself to you again you stop teasing me
44:32my lady a man just waking up is far too easy to tempt what on earth are you talking about
44:39why is your face so red do you have a fever you're the one with a fever god it's impossible
44:45this is a divine medicine from the thunder clan it'll strengthen your powers now it's yours
44:53how do I take this I'll feed you myself
45:05maybe we should have another baby
45:26how does this little girl never get tired
45:33disaster
45:34princess Kara swam in the sky river and blasted a hole through it all the sacred fish fell into the
45:42sea
45:44princess Kara started a fire roasting corn
45:48the flower goddesses already fled the garden
45:56just let her be as long as she's happy raising kids really is exhausting
46:11Kara
46:13mommy daddy daddy are you all better now
46:23yes your mommy saved me
46:25wow mommy is amazing
46:33mommy daddy you took so long to find me
46:37I thought you didn't want me anymore
46:40you're our most precious baby
46:43how could we ever leave you behind
46:52mommy and daddy were busy
46:53giving Kara a little sister
47:01mommy are you having another baby
47:04little baby
47:05I'm your big sister
47:08mother be good and I'll save all my candy for you
47:12yay I'm going to be a big sister
47:18what are you talking about
47:21I might not even be pregnant yet
47:27not pregnant yet
47:30well then tonight I guess I'll just have to try harder
47:45Olivia I was wrong
47:47thank you for saving my son twice
47:53you've proven your courage and your love
48:01spread the word in three days
48:04heaven will celebrate the grandest wedding for Rises and Olivia
48:08if you're Christmas
48:10why you and everybody
48:17I won the army
48:22doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-io-doot
48:57I object!
49:06This wedding won't happen.
49:10I'm the God of War's rightful wife!
49:13Olivia, bitch! If I can't have him, neither can you!
49:18Mommy! Daddy! It's your wedding day!
49:21Kara's super strong now! Leave this bad woman to me!
49:25You little brat! You dare challenge me?
49:29Since you want death, I'll give it to you!
49:33Sweetie, watch out!
49:45Storm Lightning Ball!
49:48Go catch the bad woman!
49:51I'll give it to you!
49:58Whoa!
50:03No! This can't be happening!
50:05I am the Great Harvest Goddess!
50:07How could I lose to you?
50:10You little bastard! I cursed you in the name of the gods!
50:13Shut up, bad woman!
50:15You lost!
50:16So now you're cursing people!
50:18I'm throwing you into the ocean!
50:30You filthy bird! Let me out!
50:44I'll never lose!
50:45I sacrificed my divinity to curse the skies into eternal darkness!
50:50Jesus!
51:01What's going on?
51:03Why did the sky go black?
51:09I, Solvee, curse the three realms!
51:12Eternal night shall fall, and all life will wither away!
51:15Eternal night shall fall, and all life will wither away!
51:22Her again? Didn't I just throw her into the ocean?
51:28I can't believe!
51:30Solvee sacrificed her divinity and destroyed herself!
51:33Just to block out the sun!
51:40Solvee, you're dragging everyone down with you!
51:43Just for your selfish obsession!
51:45You don't deserve to be a god!
51:47No! I won't let you destroy everything!
51:50Don't worry, my love!
51:52No one can hide the sun!
51:54You are the phoenix of hope and light!
51:56You make this world eternal!
52:00Let's banish the darkness together!
52:21No!
52:21No! Impossible!
52:37How could she break a cursed forge with my own divinity?
52:40I won't accept this!
53:02Oh, I have a little sister.
53:11Little sister, I'll play with you from now on.
53:22Man, your genes are strong.
53:25Both girls look exactly like you.
53:27What's wrong with looking like me?
53:29It's called being adorable.
53:31Don't you like it?
53:34I do.
53:36My lady, how about one more baby?
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