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00:00:06Is that Alex? Dang. No wonder he's top most bangable enlisted three years running. He's so fine.
00:00:15Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:00:18Today's a student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:00:23So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:00:26Xavier. Scholarship kid. Geeky. Still fit, though. Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you. Bit of a
00:00:36loner?
00:00:37Never heard of him.
00:00:37I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:00:44Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:00:51Fine, but you won't outrun this.
00:00:55You okay?
00:01:02Yeah, I'm fine.
00:01:06Not even a thank you?
00:01:08At least tell me your name.
00:01:11It's not important.
00:01:12I'll never look away.
00:01:17And that is Xavier Miller.
00:01:21Alright, Xavier.
00:01:23I'll see you at the debate.
00:01:31Alright, let's begin.
00:01:32The football kit budget was inflated two hundred and thirty percent.
00:01:37Money that could have paid for students transport who were working late.
00:01:44Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:01:46Just stating the facts?
00:01:48Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.
00:01:54Here's another fact, genius.
00:01:56That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:02:00So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:02:09Oh.
00:02:11Then you see.
00:02:16Oh.
00:02:17You see.
00:02:19You see.
00:02:26Oh, who?
00:02:27Oh, you see.
00:02:33You see.
00:02:33You see.
00:02:34I look next to you.
00:02:49What the actual fuck?
00:02:55That was unexpected.
00:02:58Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:03:01I thought he had a gays.
00:03:03Hey, you good?
00:03:06I want everything on him.
00:03:08And I mean everything.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:23I just sold the damn house.
00:03:29What?
00:03:31You had no right.
00:03:32That's all mom left us.
00:03:34Where will we live now?
00:03:35You want to see your old man get beaten to death by lung sharks?
00:03:42I need the money.
00:03:44How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:578 o'clock tonight's school cafe.
00:03:59Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
00:04:06I hear you laughing.
00:04:12And I see you smile.
00:04:17You know that you're my everything.
00:04:24When I got your love.
00:04:25Whatever this is, make it quick.
00:04:27When I got your love.
00:04:29I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:04:33I can't do it.
00:04:37Oh.
00:04:42What?
00:04:43Were you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:50Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:04:53Real romantic, Watson.
00:04:56Call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:05:01You see, you clearly need money.
00:05:04And I need to fix my reputation.
00:05:08And well, dating the School of Scholarship Golden Boy is exactly the image boost I need right now.
00:05:13You investigated me?
00:05:15It's more like damage control.
00:05:18You see, you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school, so now you gotta fix
00:05:23it.
00:05:23If it weren't for the homophobia rumors, tanking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
00:05:31Hell no. No, no, no. You see, this is just business.
00:05:39Duration?
00:05:40Tell the election's over.
00:05:49Keep it professional, Watson. Don't get any ideas.
00:06:00Don't you worry. Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:06:13Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:06:18Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:06:19But we could go all in.
00:06:22We could be moved by the internet.
00:06:25Let the games begin.
00:06:27Boyfriend.
00:06:28Let the games begin.
00:06:29Let the games begin.
00:06:29Let the games begin.
00:06:31Boyfriend.
00:06:33No one's watching us.
00:06:35You can drop the act now.
00:06:36We should probably tell your heart rate that.
00:06:38Jumping like crazy in there.
00:06:40Whatever.
00:06:41I'm leaving.
00:06:42Hey, did I say you could leave?
00:06:46We have a frat party to hit.
00:06:48It's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
00:06:58Is this part of the PR stem too?
00:07:01Obviously one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship.
00:07:04How is it?
00:07:05Let's make it believable.
00:07:06Hey, look out!
00:07:07It's our star quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend!
00:07:13You know what that means, right?
00:07:15Penalty round!
00:07:18Let's go!
00:07:19Alright boys, rules are simple.
00:07:22Ice cube goes mouth to mouth.
00:07:24No hands allowed, no dropping.
00:07:32Do we really have to do this?
00:07:34Are you scared?
00:07:42Technically this is not sanitary.
00:07:44There are you.
00:07:44Over here.
00:07:52Wake up and get your focus.
00:07:58Not got no pain tonight.
00:08:01Pain's tonight.
00:08:04And it ain't too hard to notice.
00:08:31What the hell is wrong with you we need people to buy this right
00:08:41What's that extra credit homework our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry voters aren't convinced
00:08:52Well pro tip genius kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway
00:09:09you just ruined our chemistry reference voters want sparks not stats and Mark set up that whole
00:09:17live stream thing so I think it's time to show the world just how in love we are you didn't
00:09:22think
00:09:22to ask me first contract clearly states you do what I say oh won't you guys get a load of
00:09:31this
00:09:31a robot boyfriend here is glitching again what hey it's got you so worked up huh
00:09:42you need a shower fine but you're joining me and Mark's gonna live stream the whole thing
00:09:50it's time to showcase those acting chops
00:10:08you want to grab me a towel you didn't think to get one before the strip show
00:10:13I could walk out naked if you'd like
00:10:27what why so shy all of a sudden you can have a quick look if you want maybe uh
00:10:33a little touch I'm not gonna stop you
00:10:38a little touch by popular demand you asked and we answer question number one what was your first
00:11:03impression of each other he's loud seriously well my first impression of him was who is this mysterious
00:11:12nerd calling me out in front of everybody it was harsh I gotta admit but boy was it cute still
00:11:20loud
00:11:21question number two what's your favorite thing about each other um I don't know sense of responsibility
00:11:29maybe thanks thanks well my favorite thing about him will have to be his fingers excuse me long
00:11:39elegant very skillful all right next question next question is who is your most unforgettable kiss
00:12:07guys major problem someone leaked the contract everyone knows you're faking right now
00:12:16oh my god did y'all see this this had a freaking contract yes i thought they were gold what
00:12:23a scam
00:12:27the final debate is in three days if we don't turn this around fast you're finished and i know mark
00:12:33i already got people tracing the hack whoever leaked this file is a dead man oh god okay so what
00:12:43are our
00:12:43options huh everyone's seen the contract by now there's no denying it unless unless what
00:12:58unless we make it real
00:13:05unless we make it real
00:13:09savior i don't care if the contract was fake all i know is at some point it stopped being pretend
00:13:14to me
00:13:15i couldn't stand you at first typical quarterback arrogant fully yourself but then i saw you after
00:13:24practice pushing yourself harder than everyone else and i noticed how you always take the fall for your
00:13:29teammates and the way you'd look at me in class savior i do you honestly think i've been faking this
00:13:36all
00:13:50time
00:13:52the hacker broke into your laptop the whole school is watching this feed right now
00:14:16i can fake confidence during debates smile through press conferences even pretend i care about school
00:14:23traditions i don't even like there's no way i could fake this and yeah maybe it started as a deal
00:14:30but
00:14:33now everything i said was true
00:14:42cut
00:14:46that was perfect at least the votes won't go down now i've done my bit
00:14:56okay thank you just doing what we agreed but seeing you hurt was never part of the deal
00:15:10i owe you xavier and listen um whatever happens with the election i just it's nothing
00:15:18just sticking to the script right you sure that's all it is you sure there's no hidden feelings creeping
00:15:27up god you never stop did you dead end on the hacker whoever it was was bouncing off multiple vpns
00:15:36great so you're dealing with the pro listen everybody is going to be watching your every move
00:15:42okay every look every moment has to be authentic we got this right
00:15:55oh shit left my football gear at home that school paper shoots tomorrow
00:16:02you want to come with sure because i've got nothing else to do come on
00:16:13okay something is definitely going on between those two
00:16:26whoa this is your average family home it's my father's place not mine meaning meaning i have an
00:16:34older half-brother and a dad who's super big on competition so
00:16:38if i want any part of this family fortune then i have to beat them
00:16:46winning that election it's the first step keep your family drama to yourself i'm not your therapist
00:16:55you serious i thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable
00:17:01fine i'll keep your sad rich boy drama in mind shut up come on
00:17:08all right well i need to go grab my jersey but why don't you read a book or something
00:17:23well well i didn't expect to see you here
00:17:28sorry uh do i know you
00:17:32you must be xavier the famous boyfriend and and you are i'm noah alex's older brother
00:17:45ouch cold reception so has alex's fiancee met you yet
00:17:53fiancee oh did he leave out that little detail
00:17:59this whole fake boyfriend thing he's done it before left quite the trail of broken hearts
00:18:05what are you implying alex doesn't date guys you'll only get yourself hurt you deserve to be with
00:18:14someone better someone like me are you insane just gay and observance let's not pretend that you're
00:18:25straight to now sweetheart
00:18:31get off i'm not then why are you shaking you're seriously messed up it takes one to know one
00:18:38you can't lie to yourself forever alex can offer you fame money all the shiny things in life but i
00:18:47can
00:18:47offer you something he never could something real get off what the are you doing excellent timing a little
00:18:57brother you stay the hell away from me you hear me relax babe it's just some friendly competition
00:19:13i'll be seeing you real soon i can feel it
00:19:19asshole
00:19:25look don't believe a word he says noah thrives on chaos including the part about your fiancee
00:19:34look that's just an arranged thing okay my dad's idea i honestly don't even know her
00:19:39you don't owe me an explanation alex i'm just a part of your pr stunt right
00:19:46is that really all this is to him right yeah you're absolutely right i'm heading back
00:19:57why don't you just stay here the guest room's open i don't usually stay the night all right then
00:20:06uh let me drive you
00:20:13hello congrats kid you're officially homeless don't bother coming back you're on your own now
00:20:24uh i guess i might take you up on that offer best decision you're gonna make tonight
00:20:29now let me show you to your room or mine if you prefer
00:20:40you know i uh always dreamt of going pro in the nfl
00:20:46i'm not surprised you're football crazy
00:20:49yeah i was a quarterback even one state my dad he had other plans for me
00:21:00said he wouldn't have a watson waste his future throwing a ball around
00:21:09so i became the perfect son got straight a's student body president anything in hopes that he let me play
00:21:18football again
00:21:25now your turn secret for secret you've already seen enough my father's a gambler family's a mess
00:21:34there's nothing left to tell see i don't buy it i think you have a bigger secret to tell but
00:21:41you're just too scared to say it out loud
00:21:50tell me it'll be our little secret
00:22:05i want to be the only one you tell let's not pretend that you're straight to your sweetheart
00:22:10you're wasted sleep it off i'm taking a shower
00:22:25i didn't peg you for a cuddler
00:22:34alex doesn't date guys he'll only get yourself hurt
00:22:42the real secret is i fell for someone i wasn't supposed to
00:22:52alex don't leave you really shouldn't stay please
00:23:14i know your little secret
00:23:20what secret it's about me isn't it
00:23:36alex
00:23:37alex
00:23:39tell me everything
00:23:54it's just a dream
00:24:02don't go alex let go
00:24:22alex
00:24:36alex
00:24:37since when did you become mr homemaker
00:24:40i'd impress you somehow right
00:24:42what better way to do that than a nice breakfast
00:25:09so check it out
00:25:10chef alex's world famous grilled cheese
00:25:13michelin star pending
00:25:15did it survive a crime scene
00:25:17hey hey hey i'll have you know
00:25:19that i ate sandwich making at summer camp okay
00:25:30okay fine tastes a lot better than it looks
00:25:33there we go am i boyfriend material or what
00:25:47alex doesn't date guys
00:25:49you okay
00:25:50drop the act alex there's no one even around to impress
00:25:55what's that supposed to mean
00:26:00forget it i'm heading to the library
00:26:04xavier wait you barely touched your grilled cheese
00:26:13come
00:26:15damn it
00:26:25oh
00:26:27you're john's kid right
00:26:29your dad owes me a lot of money
00:26:32he sold the house that the debt should be cleared
00:26:35but he didn't pay me a single cent
00:26:38shit how deep is this old bastard anyway
00:26:41you're his kid
00:26:43so either you settled his debt
00:26:45or i start taking pieces
00:26:47it's between you and him please just just leave me out of it
00:26:57nah
00:26:59you're definitely involved in it now
00:27:18back off
00:27:19asshole
00:27:21who the
00:27:27fuck
00:27:34huh
00:27:39you touch him again
00:27:41you're dead
00:27:45two grand
00:27:47two days
00:27:49where your old man's missing a kidney
00:27:58alex
00:28:02you okay
00:28:03no are you
00:28:05look at your face
00:28:10you idiot why would you do that
00:28:13all right maybe i went a little bit overboard
00:28:18we need to go to the hospital
00:28:24you've got an old injury and now you've seriously torn the ligaments
00:28:28you're out for the rest of the season
00:28:30if you push it you might never step on the field again
00:28:38i've ruined your entire future
00:28:40your entire dream
00:28:44but bald is my dream
00:28:46you're what i really want
00:28:48you are insane
00:28:52well since this is technically your fault
00:28:55you definitely owe me
00:28:57and what exactly do you want
00:29:00move in with me
00:29:02be my personal nurse
00:29:08fine
00:29:10i guess it's the least i can do
00:29:15now feed me
00:29:17absolutely not
00:29:23all right
00:29:25just one bite
00:29:28and here begins your life as my caretaker
00:29:48you bite now
00:29:50you started it
00:29:52maybe i'll have to finish it
00:29:54won't i
00:29:59remember
00:30:00no strenuous activity
00:30:02especially involving your arm
00:30:04but what if xavier's on top
00:30:09kids these days
00:30:11you are impossible
00:30:14it's a love story babe
00:30:16i'm just staying in character
00:30:20fine
00:30:22if that's what it takes
00:30:25welcome home babe
00:30:31ow
00:30:32look i have one arm
00:30:34the floors are all wet
00:30:36this is a potential drowning hazard
00:30:38can i get a little help
00:30:39nice try
00:30:41you'll manage
00:30:52you are unbelievable
00:30:56unbelievably sexy maybe
00:31:09stop it
00:31:10put your clothes on
00:31:12are you blushing
00:31:14i am not
00:31:15i am not
00:31:16sure
00:31:22hold this
00:31:24now hold that
00:31:26and if it drops then
00:31:27that must mean you want me
00:31:29you're insane
00:31:30you're insane
00:31:31maybe
00:31:42you can start here
00:31:48whoa
00:31:50careful
00:31:51my skin's more sensitive than my reputation
00:31:57shut up
00:31:57no
00:32:16i don't know
00:32:26i'm going to be
00:32:27i don't know
00:32:27i'm sorry
00:32:27i don't know
00:32:42Bath time is couple time, right?
00:32:44Do you think this is funny?
00:32:45Just lighten up.
00:32:47I'm just joking.
00:32:49Am I just a punchline to you?
00:32:51Or a prop for your campaign?
00:32:53I stuck around because I cared about it, and this is how you treat me?
00:33:06Did I overreact?
00:33:14I'm sorry, okay, but what if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:39I thought that I hated you, but it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:33:50Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:33:55No one's watching us.
00:33:57You can drop the act now.
00:34:01At first, I just wanted the rumors to stop, and signing that contract felt like my only
00:34:08choice.
00:34:14And then when everything fell apart, and I was losing the election, you stepped in.
00:34:31You saved me, and you didn't have to.
00:34:37Get off.
00:34:41And then when I saw him that close to you, it hurt more than losing the election ever
00:34:52could.
00:34:58So, would you consider making this real with me?
00:35:12Forget what I said earlier, I just...
00:35:23Are you sure?
00:35:39You're driving me crazy.
00:35:42Stop pretending like it isn't happening.
00:35:43You're driving me crazy.
00:35:46You're driving me crazy.
00:36:38Good morning, sleeping baby.
00:36:41Did I catch you stealing kisses again?
00:36:44You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:36:47Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:36:54You are away.
00:36:55Too addictive.
00:36:58I might need rehab.
00:37:00Sorry, no can do.
00:37:03You've got a campaign to salvage, interviews lined up, and you're currently wearing exactly
00:37:10zero clothes.
00:37:15Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:37:19It's disappointing.
00:37:20Hmm, I prefer you elected, actually.
00:37:38Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech.
00:37:41Look at this.
00:37:42You're like a senior year Tom Holland.
00:37:45Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:37:49So, you're saying my chances are good again?
00:37:51Dude, you're literally back to number one.
00:37:53Look at this.
00:37:55I mean, and all positive comments, too.
00:37:57But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:38:00Xavier was against this whole thing from the start.
00:38:02Now he's editing your speeches and organizing your life.
00:38:06Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:38:09Right, I was going to say he's acting more like your mom, but yeah, whatever works.
00:38:15Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to big date you?
00:38:24I didn't use anything.
00:38:26I literally just fell for him.
00:38:35I caught feelings for him.
00:38:37That's all it is.
00:38:38Wow, so you and him started fake and then it got real.
00:38:45But dude, he's Xavier Miller, okay?
00:38:49He's like an AI bot with a built-in firewall.
00:38:51Totally unreadable.
00:38:52Nah, it's just surface code.
00:38:55He's got to dig a little deeper.
00:38:58Listen, man, all I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense for him to be using you for something
00:39:03here.
00:39:05Using me for what exactly?
00:39:08Don't forget, he was your biggest competition.
00:39:12Okay, what if this is a long con and he's going to flip on you at the end?
00:39:15Look, nobody's that good at faking it.
00:39:18I trust him.
00:39:27Hey, babe, we were just talking about you.
00:39:36Oh, God.
00:39:38Is it actually real?
00:39:49Are you job hunting?
00:39:51See, I said you didn't have to pay me back.
00:39:53I thought I made that clear.
00:39:55I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff, but I do.
00:39:59I'm just planning ahead.
00:40:00Figuring things out for myself.
00:40:04Well,
00:40:06The only thing we have to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.
00:40:24Seriously,
00:40:25can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:40:27Normal's boring.
00:40:29And I'm one of a kind.
00:40:32You're crushing me.
00:40:33Move.
00:40:34Yeah.
00:40:34Make me.
00:40:37Hey.
00:40:38Stop.
00:40:41Stop.
00:40:45Fine.
00:40:56Hey, I just wrapped up at practice.
00:40:58Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:41:00Could ride home together.
00:41:01Swing by?
00:41:03You're half the city away.
00:41:05Okay, fine.
00:41:06You got me.
00:41:07Maybe I miss you.
00:41:09And also, I'm starving and only your pasta's going to hit the spot.
00:41:13I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:41:18Oh, customer.
00:41:20See you tonight.
00:41:23Welcome.
00:41:24What can I get you?
00:41:24Black coffee.
00:41:26No sugar.
00:41:27And a little bit of you.
00:41:30What are you doing here?
00:41:31I just had some business, but I couldn't help but drop in.
00:41:36Black coffee.
00:41:37No sugar coming up.
00:41:42Oh, and by the way, did you hear the news?
00:41:45Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:41:47Excuse me?
00:41:49Daddy's had it all arranged.
00:41:51Alex's fiance flies in next week.
00:41:53Apparently, he needs her out of the picture.
00:42:01Enjoy.
00:42:09Call me anytime, sexy.
00:42:24Just to be needed right now.
00:42:30Hey, I just saw Noah leaving.
00:42:32Is he bothering you again?
00:42:34Same old.
00:42:34Just stirring the pot.
00:42:36Though he did mention your fiance is flying in next week.
00:42:40Oh.
00:42:42So it's true.
00:42:45I was going to tell you once things were sorted, but I just didn't want to stress you out, you
00:42:49know?
00:42:49Oh, cool.
00:42:50So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect?
00:42:53No, I barely even know her.
00:42:55She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:42:57Then why hide it?
00:42:59What's the point?
00:43:04I was scared.
00:43:07I'm losing you.
00:43:12Let's get out of here.
00:43:14So we're okay?
00:43:15No.
00:43:17But we still have roles to play.
00:43:19Kissing your lips and I'm coming alive.
00:43:22And right now, I need to get my boyfriend costume.
00:43:29You park the car.
00:43:30I'll go in first.
00:43:31Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:33Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:43:45I have an appointment.
00:43:47A friend booked it for me.
00:43:49Appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly.
00:43:52And no offense, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:44:04Miss Brown, delightful to see you today.
00:44:07How can I help you?
00:44:08You're Alex's friend, right?
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:15Serve him.
00:44:16But he doesn't over...
00:44:17Do you want to lose your job?
00:44:19That's obvious, sir.
00:44:22Thanks.
00:44:23You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's, too?
00:44:33He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:44:35I was Alex's fiancรฉ.
00:44:38Something like that.
00:44:40I'm Laura.
00:44:41I'll see you.
00:44:54Mr. Watson, pleasure to see you.
00:44:56Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:44:58Well, actually, I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
00:45:02Do you really have to announce it to everyone?
00:45:04I can tweet it out if you'd like.
00:45:09Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:45:12This way, please.
00:45:16Now, the first step to looking like you have your shit together
00:45:19a suit that actually fits.
00:45:23And this one, it fits you perfectly.
00:45:27Go on.
00:45:28Try it on.
00:45:30Why do I need a suit?
00:45:31I mean, you're the one running for student body president.
00:45:34You see, we both are.
00:45:43Mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:45:45Savile row cut.
00:45:48You see, you're the one running for a while.
00:45:49You see, you're the one running for a while.
00:45:50And now, the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
00:46:01And now, the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
00:46:07You know, you don't have to do this, but I want to.
00:46:13Because you're worth it.
00:46:18All right.
00:46:20Looking good.
00:46:22It does need a touch more tailoring, though.
00:46:31All right.
00:46:31Let's get this jacket off.
00:46:32Hey, wait.
00:46:33What are you doing?
00:46:35Relax.
00:46:35Okay, I'm not going to bite.
00:46:37Unless you want me to.
00:46:41I'm just measuring.
00:46:41Let's get this jacket off.
00:46:56Wow.
00:46:5828-inch waist, huh?
00:47:01Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life.
00:47:05Hey.
00:47:06I'm still mad at you.
00:47:10Maybe I'll just have to kiss you until you forgive me.
00:47:18Mr. Watson, your suit, it's ready.
00:47:23Yeah, just leave it outside.
00:47:31Hey, don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:47:38Smile.
00:48:04Hey Mark, what's up?
00:48:06Emergency, get to the school right now. Things just blew up.
00:48:16Finally, come here.
00:48:20Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:48:22No, worse.
00:48:24We have a new opponent and she's rising fast.
00:48:27We have to do something.
00:48:28Wait, wait, wait. She?
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:31Laura Brown.
00:48:33You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown.
00:48:38Laura.
00:48:38Laura?
00:48:41You know Laura too?
00:48:42At the tailor shop. She acted like she knew you.
00:48:45She does. She's my fiancee.
00:48:51Fiancee? When the hell were you going to tell us about that?
00:48:53Look, it was just an arranged thing from my dad.
00:48:56I honestly barely know her.
00:49:00Okay, well she knows plenty about you two.
00:49:02She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:49:05Your numbers are dropping. Fast.
00:49:08I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
00:49:10Exactly.
00:49:12She's here for a reason and it's not to win some election.
00:49:17This just became personal.
00:49:22If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
00:49:26She'll win by a mile.
00:49:27Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:49:30There's no time.
00:49:32I can handle her.
00:49:35Sounds exciting.
00:49:39Why are you doing this?
00:49:41Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:49:44As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.
00:49:48Nothing more.
00:49:49You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:49:51I'm way more interesting than him.
00:49:53If you want a fair fight, then fine.
00:49:57But play dirty again, and I won't be so polite.
00:50:04Big words.
00:50:05We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:50:13Get out.
00:50:14You're not welcome here.
00:50:16Relax. I'm just here to chat.
00:50:18You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:50:20Lifelong dream?
00:50:21Well, this is signed by the Vice President.
00:50:24Guaranteed entry.
00:50:27Are you bribing me?
00:50:29I figured you'd say that.
00:50:31But my father doesn't take no well.
00:50:33And your dad, poor John, he owes a lot of people money.
00:50:38People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:50:41Keep my father out of this.
00:50:42Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:50:46Relax. I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
00:50:48I'm just showing you a better future.
00:50:51Love is overrated anyway.
00:50:54Maybe to you.
00:50:56And for Alex, too.
00:50:58Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:51:08Need a ride?
00:51:09Just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:51:12He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:51:14Fine.
00:51:27Happy birthday, babe.
00:51:34You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:51:39Thank you, Alex.
00:51:43Hop in.
00:51:45Something else I want to show you.
00:51:57This is nice.
00:52:01Yes, it is.
00:52:04And I know you're not too big on surprises, but...
00:52:07I just couldn't resist.
00:52:10I don't mind them.
00:52:12If they're from you.
00:52:14And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:52:18You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with...
00:52:20a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
00:52:24You bought me a laptop?
00:52:25Pretty romantic.
00:52:27And practical.
00:52:28Okay, look, the point is...
00:52:31Whatever this is.
00:52:33I mean, us.
00:52:35All in.
00:52:37For real.
00:52:39I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:52:44I just need you.
00:52:57Well, you got me.
00:53:16Let's go back to yours.
00:53:18Let's go.
00:53:27What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:53:29I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:53:32Don't even think about it.
00:53:50You know, that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:53:55I tracked the truth under account that leaked our contract.
00:53:58Someone local.
00:54:01Then it must be someone at school, right?
00:54:04Did you find anything else?
00:54:06They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:54:10Laura.
00:54:16She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:54:19We should expose her.
00:54:20But if we do that, then she'll twist it and make us look like bullies.
00:54:22What else can we do?
00:54:24If people find out about our engagement, then they're gonna take her side.
00:54:27I mean, it is true, I'm engaged.
00:54:30Then what?
00:54:32I might have something.
00:54:33Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:54:37You know, wholesome stuff.
00:54:38Charity angle.
00:54:40Tends to work.
00:54:43Fine.
00:54:44Let's do it.
00:54:56You did that on purpose.
00:54:58You bet I did.
00:55:16Cut.
00:55:17That's perfect.
00:55:21Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:55:24I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:55:29Welcome.
00:55:30Hey, everyone.
00:55:30Happy to be here.
00:55:32Let's see, first question blowing up the chat.
00:55:34What made you guys pick this project?
00:55:36Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:55:39Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:55:41It's important for me to pass that on.
00:55:43Yeah, it's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:55:46Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:55:50Quick question from the comments.
00:55:52Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:55:56Is it just doing what you gotta do or is there more to it?
00:56:04Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiancรฉ at the same time,
00:56:09who's the real side piece?
00:56:12Uh, that's a good question.
00:56:15You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:56:21What's worse?
00:56:23Someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:56:27Touchรฉ.
00:56:28Okay.
00:56:29Okay.
00:56:29Alright, guys, back on track.
00:56:31Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:56:35Uh, The Hobbit.
00:56:37I always wanted my own little cozy Hobbit hole.
00:56:42What the hell is wrong with you?
00:56:46Are you trying to ruin my-
00:56:57Are you out of your mind?
00:57:00I'm your fiancรฉ.
00:57:01It's just one little kiss.
00:57:02What's the big deal?
00:57:03Oh, come on, Laura.
00:57:05You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:57:07Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:57:10That's pathetic, even for you.
00:57:12Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:57:14And if you threaten him one more time behind my back,
00:57:17it won't end well.
00:57:19Oh, you found out? Good.
00:57:21Maybe you'll keep a better eye on him then next time.
00:57:23Things might get uglier.
00:57:24What do you want from me?
00:57:29Everything I'm entitled to.
00:57:35Xavier, get to the shop right now.
00:57:41Why? What's wrong?
00:57:45Fuck my life, man.
00:57:52Hey!
00:57:53What are you looking at?
00:57:54Get out of here!
00:57:56Hey! You gotta go, man.
00:57:57No, I don't.
00:57:58No, you have to leave.
00:58:00Oh, my son.
00:58:01Oh, my son, man.
00:58:03He's threatening to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.
00:58:06He's threatening all the customers away.
00:58:07I'm so sorry. I can handle it if you just-
00:58:09Man, I can't keep dealing with this.
00:58:12Next time this happens, you're fired.
00:58:17What do you want?
00:58:18Call your rich boyfriend.
00:58:21What's his name?
00:58:22Alex?
00:58:23Tell him to pay up.
00:58:25Daddy needs a bailout.
00:58:28You sold the house Mom left us.
00:58:30You abandoned me.
00:58:32And now you want a bailout?
00:58:34You filthy little bastard.
00:58:36Sleeping around with men.
00:58:40Humiliating our family name.
00:58:43I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
00:58:47The next time I see you, I'll make sure the syndicate knows exactly where you are.
00:58:56Ungrateful brat.
00:58:58Think you're above me now just cause you got yourself a rich boyfriend?
00:59:05Finally found you, old man.
00:59:11Finally found you, old man.
00:59:13Please, don't hurt me, just don't hurt me.
00:59:16I'll get the money.
00:59:17Don't hurt me.
00:59:18Oh, it's a little too late for that.
00:59:23Where'd you go after the live stream?
00:59:25I tried calling you like a million times.
00:59:27Just the library.
00:59:28The library?
00:59:29After what happened?
00:59:30I was just collecting some feedback around school.
00:59:33Got some ideas to boost your polls.
00:59:35Can we not talk about the election right now?
00:59:38I'm just tired, okay?
00:59:44So that's it?
00:59:45You're just giving up?
00:59:47Letting your fiance take over?
00:59:49What, are you jealous or something?
00:59:51Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?
00:59:53Can we please just not talk about this right now?
00:59:56Maybe we should take a break.
01:00:00Xavier, wait, I...
01:00:12I'm such an idiot.
01:00:13Thinking I actually meant something to him.
01:00:22Oh, Jesus.
01:00:24Mark, where's Alex?
01:00:26I've been called.
01:00:27He's at the frat house, last minute Vogue grabbing.
01:00:29And he's not answering his messages.
01:00:30Not even mine?
01:00:32Look, it's the day before the election.
01:00:33He's totally locked in, okay?
01:00:36Hey, you alright?
01:00:38Need any help?
01:00:39It's alright.
01:00:41I'll handle it.
01:00:43Of course.
01:00:45He's got people, goals, a life.
01:00:47I've only ever had him.
01:00:53What am I gonna do now?
01:00:57Wanna make a deal?
01:01:06Your dad owes money to three different gangs, including mine.
01:01:10Please don't hurt him.
01:01:10I promise I'll figure something out.
01:01:13He can't afford it.
01:01:14Besides if the Hanglino family took him.
01:01:1724 hours today start sending body parts.
01:01:19What am I supposed to do?
01:01:27Sign this.
01:01:29And I'll pay up your dad's debt.
01:01:31But on one condition.
01:01:32You have to stop seeing Alex.
01:01:35For good.
01:01:38Where was he when you needed him most?
01:01:41You better keep your word.
01:01:43Browns don't lie.
01:01:49What the hell did you do?
01:01:51Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:01:53Me?
01:01:54I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:01:58He should be thanking me.
01:02:00Wait, debt?
01:02:01What debt?
01:02:03Xavier never told me about that.
01:02:05Maybe because he dumped you?
01:02:06He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:02:09No.
01:02:11No way.
01:02:11No, he wouldn't do that.
01:02:14I need to go talk to him.
01:02:28Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?
01:02:30Because.
01:02:31It's true.
01:02:33Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.
01:02:36Laura sorted that for me.
01:02:38And she bailed my dad out.
01:02:40So our deal?
01:02:41It's done.
01:02:42So you're just gonna dumb me for a college recommendation?
01:02:45Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:02:47And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:02:51Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:02:53Xavier, stop.
01:02:54The contract never mattered.
01:02:57I love you.
01:02:59Okay, don't push me away.
01:03:02Love?
01:03:03I'm just a sob story to you.
01:03:05Up there on your throne, treating me like a charity case.
01:03:09I'm done.
01:03:10You know that's not true.
01:03:13You know me.
01:03:14Do I?
01:03:16You wake up in your silk sheets, drinking your fancy coffee.
01:03:22I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:03:25We're worlds apart.
01:03:27Xavier, please don't do this.
01:03:29Stay away from me.
01:03:31You make me sick.
01:03:37Just get out of my life.
01:03:39We're done.
01:03:40I just...
01:03:41I said!
01:03:42We're done!
01:03:59I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:04:02I'm sorry, Steven.
01:04:05Sign this.
01:04:07And I'll pay your dad's debt.
01:04:09In return, you have to cut off Alex.
01:04:12We're good.
01:04:15You can't do that.
01:04:17Imagine I post a viral TikTok as the heartbroken fiancรฉ betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:04:24Alex won't just lose the election.
01:04:26He'll lose everything.
01:04:28You're twisting the truth.
01:04:30It's whatever people will believe.
01:04:32He's already losing support, and his family backing is next.
01:04:36Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:04:41You're dead weight, Xavier.
01:04:42And we both know it.
01:04:45My family can lift him up.
01:04:47There's only drag him down.
01:04:50Alex, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:04:52I won't be the reason your life falls apart.
01:04:56So, you get a sign?
01:05:00You better keep your promise.
01:05:03Browns don't lie.
01:05:23If you want me out of the election, fine.
01:05:27But in return, you cut off Xavier and introduce me as your fiancรฉ.
01:05:34If not, I will email every voter proof that your relationship was fake the entire time.
01:05:43You'll lose everything.
01:05:46Get out.
01:05:50Love her legacy, Alex.
01:06:02I'll save you.
01:06:22Alex
01:06:23Alex
01:06:24Alex
01:06:25Alex
01:06:30Hello
01:06:31i'm alex watson and today i stand here as
01:06:44oh my god oh my god oh my god
01:06:49xavier miller and i were in a fake relationship
01:06:52are you serious we signed a contract what a fake
01:06:57who lied to all of us
01:07:03it started as fake but then it got real
01:07:10i've never met anyone like xavier before
01:07:13you okay
01:07:19yeah i'm fine
01:07:23not even a thank you
01:07:26at least tell me your name
01:07:29it's not important
01:07:33and i thought he was just some arrogant genius who
01:07:38didn't have time for me
01:07:42didn't have time for me
01:07:44it was a stupid onstage accident
01:07:46that kiss
01:08:05xavier i know you're watching so listen
01:08:11fuck the election
01:08:12fuck family expectations and fuck football
01:08:15none of them matters xavier because all i ever wanted
01:08:18is to be with you
01:08:24the votes are in the new student body president is
01:08:28is alex watson
01:08:33come on up and give your speech
01:08:37uh where is it
01:08:41you idiot
01:08:57what are you doing here
01:08:57you just won
01:08:59you just won
01:08:59ah screw the election
01:09:00it's you that i want
01:09:02but you said winning is everything
01:09:04not if it means losing you
01:09:18you're such a reckless idiot
01:09:20but that was kind of sweet
01:09:28just need you
01:09:29just need you
01:09:30just need you
01:09:51They're building something?
01:09:53Close.
01:09:55Private make-out spot.
01:09:57Residential access only.
01:10:01You're president now.
01:10:02Try acting like him.
01:10:03Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises.
01:10:11You remembered.
01:10:12Of course.
01:10:16Alright, let's begin.
01:10:18The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
01:10:22Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
01:10:25That's the first time someone called me out for real.
01:10:28And it stuck.
01:10:29Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:31Bold.
01:10:35Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:37Bold.
01:10:38What now?
01:10:40Relax.
01:10:41Just here to say goodbye.
01:10:42Goodbye?
01:10:43Turns out her dads finally saw reason.
01:10:46Engagement's officially cancelled.
01:10:47You're free, Alex.
01:10:49Just like that?
01:10:51Not even worth fighting for?
01:10:52Can you let her finish?
01:10:54Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either.
01:10:56Then why come between us?
01:10:58I just needed to prove myself.
01:11:00To my parents.
01:11:02To everyone.
01:11:05The way you stood by each other.
01:11:08Honestly, I envy that.
01:11:11And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier.
01:11:14You earned it.
01:11:16Thanks, Laura.
01:11:18I'm off to Paris.
01:11:20New family business venture.
01:11:22Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime.
01:11:24Maybe so.
01:11:34You think she'll be okay?
01:11:36She's tougher than the both of us combined.
01:11:39She'll be fine.
01:11:43Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
01:11:46Only around you.
01:11:47Only around you.
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