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00:14Oh
00:32Love, can I ask you?
00:36Yes.
00:37It's like...
00:38I want the truth.
00:44I'm your first boyfriend.
00:47Yes, love.
00:50Why are you a virgin?
00:53Love, you're my first boyfriend.
00:57The other one is just a customer.
01:46I want the truth.
01:57I want the truth to the person.
01:57I love my name
02:17Champ champ champ
02:21Shum shum shum xam xam xam xam xam xam xam xam xam xam xam xam xam xam pang ritual yun
02:32ah.
02:33Why?
02:34No. Go!
02:35Go!
02:38May buta!
02:39Ma'y siya!
02:40Dawal sumulp dito. Dawal pala eh!
02:44Kikilipin ko!
02:46Para may naguhubad.
02:48Mahala ka.
02:48Shops, shops, shops...
03:03Shops, shops, shops, shops...
03:09So, Ika pala'y nag-a-apply bilang Yahya.
03:12Okay, oo po.
03:15Ah..
03:15Eh, ga muna ha. Matanong lang ito ha.
03:17Are you angry with her?
03:21No, I don't know.
03:23Why are you angry with me?
03:31I'm angry with my mother.
03:35You're angry with me.
03:37I'm angry with you.
03:39I'm angry with you.
03:41I'm angry with you.
03:42You can go to Monday to Sunday.
03:44I'm angry with you.
03:45I'm angry with you.
03:48Excuse me.
03:50It's just a cigarette.
03:52What?
03:53Are you okay?
03:55You're okay?
03:55I'm angry with you.
03:56You gave me a blind date to me.
03:59I'm so angry.
04:00I'm so angry.
04:02I'm so angry.
04:04I'm so angry.
04:06I'm so angry.
04:07I'm so angry.
04:07I'm so angry.
04:11No.
04:11I'm angry.
04:12I'm so angry.
04:13They were all angry.
04:15No, I haven't seen them anymore.
04:17Why?
04:18He's angry too.
04:23I'm angry.
04:24Go!
04:25No!
04:26I'll stop.
04:27Go.
04:27Shit.
04:29Shit.
04:41It's a lot of time before the mayor came.
04:44Mars, I'm not going to come back.
04:47I'm a urine test.
04:50I'm a urine test.
04:51What's the problem?
04:54I have a problem.
04:55I have a lot of trouble.
04:56I'm not going to do it.
04:58It's a problem, Mars.
05:00It's easy to review.
05:06It's a test, right?
05:08Boss?
05:14Oh, Olga.
05:16You're here.
05:17Can you call me?
05:19Yes, yes.
05:20Come on.
05:20Come on.
05:25Ano po yun?
05:26May importante akong sasabihin sa'yo.
05:30Napansin ko, may problem ka habang nagwawork.
05:36Maasibos.
05:39It's okay.
05:40Sabihin mo kung anong problem pra I can help you.
05:42It's because my grandmother was abroad to work.
05:50Huh?
05:52Yes, I miss her.
05:55And I'm going to let her go.
05:58Ah, that's right?
06:03I miss her, boss.
06:06I want her to talk to her.
06:08Boss?
06:10But we're busy at work.
06:13Yes, boss.
06:15But boss, I'm going to do everything.
06:19I'm going to talk to my grandmother.
06:23Really?
06:25You're going to do everything?
06:27All right.
06:39What are you waiting for?
06:42Let's do it.
06:43Let's do everything.
06:45Right?
06:47Yes.
06:56Yes.
06:57Hello, Nay?
06:59Nay?
07:00Nay?
07:01Nay, do you hear me?
07:03Nay, do you want to talk to me?
07:06Nay.
07:06Nay, I'm going to miss you.
07:07Nay, I'm going to miss you.
07:09Nay, I'm going to miss you.
07:11Nay, I'm going to miss you.
07:16Hoy!
07:17Hoy!
07:18Oh.
07:18Ano yung nalaman ko pinagkakalito ng babaeng hininga ko?
07:21Hindi ako.
07:22Ikaw yun?
07:23Anong hindi ikaw?
07:25Hindi ako.
07:26Huwag mo na ipagkaila.
07:28Oo.
07:28Hindi nga ako.
07:30Anong hindi ako?
07:30Kanina ka pa hindi nang hindi.
07:32Anong hindi?
07:32Hindi nga ako.
07:34Hindi ako.
07:35Hindi ako makahinga.
07:53Makitanong sa airport kung gaano katagal ang flight from Manila to Paris.
07:57Okay, boss.
08:02Ah, hello?
08:04Ah, hello airport.
08:06Ah, gusto ko lang po sana itanong kung gaano katagal yung biyahe ng Manila to Paris.
08:13Aha.
08:15Aha.
08:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:17Okay, thank you.
08:19Boss.
08:21Malapit-lapit lang pala eh.
08:22Ah, hello.
08:26Malapit lang miniging mabijan ng bagigan lang ang babaeng kapag kompleto sa tulog.
08:42Malaga?
08:43gamble.
08:45Wait, Mari, why are you missing out?
08:51Oh, Mari, it's late.
08:52It's not too late.
08:53You know what?
08:54You know what?
08:55Acceptance is the key.
08:56Mari.
08:57Okay, Mari.
08:58Let's take a look.
08:59Okay, Mari.
09:01Hello, pizza delivery.
09:03Hi.
09:04I ordered a pizza.
09:06Oh, yes, po.
09:07What flavor?
09:08Hawaiian.
09:0916 long.
09:1116.
09:12Okay.
09:12Ah, paano pong cut ang gusto nyo?
09:14Four slices or eight slices?
09:17Four slices lang.
09:19Baka di ko kasi maubos yung eight eh.
09:22Ha?
09:39Honey,
09:40Ano yung pinapanood mo?
09:42Ah, nanonood ako ng porn.
09:46Tignan mo to, oh.
09:47Tubero.
09:50Ano ba yan?
09:51Hindi naman realistic yan eh.
09:53Exaggerated.
09:54Por qué?
09:55Hindi ka nanonood ng porn?
09:56Hindi na realistic?
09:58Hindi naman talaga realistic eh.
10:00Ayun, oh.
10:01Exaggerated.
10:02Paano man sabi?
10:04Tinan mo naman yung mga pototoy ng tubero dyan, oh.
10:07Ano yung lalaki?
10:08Hindi yung mga tubero na gumagawa sa atin.
10:11Maliliit lang eh.
10:16Ano yun, no?
10:22Ayun.
10:26Ayun.
10:27Ayun.
10:28Ayun.
10:41Ayun.
10:43Ayun.
10:43Ayun.
10:45Ayun.
10:55Ayun.
10:56Ayun.
10:56Ayun.
10:57Ayun.
10:58Ayun.
11:00Kaliwa, kaliwa, kaliwa.
11:02Kaliwa.
11:02Kaliwa.
11:03Sige.
11:04Diretso ulit.
11:04Diretso ulit.
11:10Kung ang gumagapang sa tao ay puto, at gumagapang sa aso ay garapata, ano naman ang gumagapang sa kabayo?
11:36Halikabuk.
11:44Halikabuk.
11:47Ano?
11:48Ayun.
11:51Ayun.
11:53Ayun.
11:54Ayun.
12:17Ayun.
12:18What's going on in the house?
12:20Plantsa?
12:22That's right!
12:23This is your friend, pick your price.
12:26100 pesos?
12:28Or kiss with a hug?
12:32Why are you only 100?
12:43Hello everyone and welcome to
12:46Battle of the Borales!
12:51Thank you, thank you!
12:53Of course, this is brought to you by Playtime,
12:56the fastest growing online gaming platform.
12:59Ako po ang inyong host,
13:00Jano Def, at your service.
13:03Dito po, ay magtatagisan ng talinong ang dalawang universidad.
13:07Kahit umpisanan natin ang laban,
13:09tawagin na natin ang ating mga contestants.
13:11Unayin na natin,
13:13ang mula sa
13:14Puyatang University of Sobrang Aral or
13:18Pusa!
13:23Hello Team Pusa!
13:25Good luck sa inyo!
13:27At kanilang mga kalaban
13:31from the Advanced School of Overnight or
13:35Asuk Pusa!
13:40Hello Team Asa!
13:42Good luck sa inyo!
13:44Nakita nyo naman, medyo matindi ang laban natin ngayon.
13:47Asuk Pusa ang laban natin ngayon!
13:49Okay!
13:51Contestants, meron ba kayong mga cheer?
13:53Meron po!
13:54Sino mga muna sa atin?
13:55Kami na po!
13:56Team Pusa!
13:57Let's hear your cheer!
14:10Simple-simple lang, di pa nagsabay!
14:13Team Asa!
14:16Pakitaan nyo sila!
14:20Pao!
14:21Pao!
14:21Pao!
14:23Pao!
14:24Pao!
14:25Pao!
14:26Pao!
14:27Pao!
14:30Yan yan ang cheer!
14:32Kita nyo sabay-nasabay!
14:33Wala lang kagana-gana,
14:35pero sabay-nasabay naman!
14:37Bumawi naman!
14:38Okay!
14:38Papaliwanan ko lang sa inyo!
14:41Students, contestants,
14:42meron tayong tatlong categories,
14:45ang easy, difficult, at final round!
14:48Sa bawat kategory,
14:50ang may mali ay magkakaroon ng konsekwens o parusa!
14:58Bawat kategory yan!
15:00Pero, wag kayong magalala dahil makakapamili naman kayo ng parusa nyo!
15:04Okay?
15:05Are you ready to play the game?
15:07Yes!
15:08I can't hear you!
15:09Are you ready?
15:11Yes!
15:12Okay!
15:13Check your buzzers!
15:14Team Asa!
15:15Team Pusa!
15:17Okay!
15:19Okay!
15:19Let's play Battle of the Braless!
15:23And this is the easy round!
15:25Ang ating category ay
15:28Cardiology and Romanticism combined
15:32Ang English nito
15:34Ang English nito ay heart
15:37Sa Tagalog ay blank
15:39Ano ito?
15:40Wait!
15:41Na parte ng katawan ng tao
15:43na nagsisimula sa letter P!
15:46Go!
15:47Pa!
15:48Taas mo pa ng konti!
15:50Yes!
15:51Pata!
15:51Taas pa ng konti!
15:53Pusod!
15:54Pusod!
15:55Konti taas pa!
15:57Puyo!
15:57Sumobra naman!
15:59Sumobra!
15:59Andan mo nilaktawan eh!
16:00Babahan yung konti!
16:02Tilig mata!
16:05Okay!
16:06Okay!
16:06Sige!
16:07Ah!
16:08Konting clue pa!
16:10Ah!
16:10Ito ay tumitibo!
16:13Yes!
16:15Pulso!
16:16Pulso!
16:16Pulso!
16:17Pulso!
16:18Okay!
16:19Pwede!
16:20Pero hindi yan ang hinahanap natin!
16:21Another clue!
16:22Ani!
16:23Ito ang pinaka-aasam-asam na makuha ng isang lalaki sa babae!
16:29Ano ito na parte ng katawan na nagsisimula sa letter P!
16:35P!
16:36P!
16:36P!
16:38Masuk na ba tayo?
16:40Hindi yun!
16:42Ito!
16:43Ito!
16:43Last clue na ito!
16:45Pag ang lalaki na bigong makuha ito, sumasakit ang...
16:50Yes!
16:51Pusol!
16:52Pusol!
16:53Pusol!
16:54Bakit pusol?
16:55Eh!
16:56Nabitin eh!
16:57Hindi nakuha yung pek-pek!
16:59Kaya sumakit yung pusol!
17:00Tama!
17:00Tama!
17:00Pusol!
17:01Pusol!
17:01Pusol!
17:02Pusol!
17:05Pusol!
17:22Pusol!
17:25Tumitipo pa rin.
17:26Tumitipo ka rin!
17:27Tumitipo ka rin!
17:28Tumitipo!
17:28Tumitipo ka rin!
17:29Tumitipo pa rin!
17:29Pag nagta-twerp po rin!
17:30Twerk to-twerk!
17:32Ay, oo!
17:32Ay, oo!
17:33Tumitipo ka rin!
17:34Okay!
17:35Mga kabibigan, dyan po nagtatapos ang ating easy round!
17:38let's recap
17:39ang scores po natin
17:41Team Aso ay
17:43zeros at Team Pusa
17:45zero din. It's a turn!
17:50Crowd pa sila
17:52na zero sila
17:53Okay, at gaya nang
17:55napag-usapan, dahil pareho
17:57kayong mali, pareho kayong may consequence
17:59Tawagin natin si Miss
18:01Consequence. Paso!
18:08Kala na ba tayong makapuha ang ibang
18:09Miss Consequence?
18:18Sana makapapuan dikod po
18:20Ay!
18:22Binutinsahan natin sa Team Pusa
18:24ito ang magpipilian yung mga parusa
18:26Una, tatalon
18:28kayo nagwalang sapatos
18:31sa
18:32nagbabagang uli
18:33o
18:35magkatanggal ng pangita
18:37Kayong mamili
18:43Yes?
18:44Magtatanggal na lang po kami ng pangita
18:46Ano po yun?
18:47Magtatanggal na lang po kami ng pangita
18:49Okay po
18:49Kayo po namili niyan
18:51wala pong kong sapilitan
18:53Ito naman ang consequence
18:54ng Team Aso
18:57Team Aso ang inyong pagpipili
18:59ang parusa
19:02Magja-jumping rope
19:04ng walang sapatos
19:06Sa sahig na puno ng
19:07Thumbtacks
19:08Ay!
19:09O
19:09Masakit yun
19:11Masakit ba yun?
19:12O maghubad
19:13ng pangita
19:14katulad nila
19:15Nasa inyo
19:16ang desisyon
19:19Pima So
19:20ang inyong
19:22desisyon
19:23Maghubad na lang po kami
19:24Maghubad na lang
19:25Okay
19:26Wala pong sapilitan
19:27Yan po ang napili nila
19:28mga kaibigan
19:33Umpisa pa lang po yan
19:34ang laban
19:35Sa susunod
19:36difficult round
19:38sa pagbabalik
19:39ng
19:39Bottle of the Brothers
19:46Mga Mars
19:48Kagabi
19:49Naglinis ako ng kwarto
19:51ng anak kong babae
19:52May nakita akong lighter
19:55Nagulat ako
19:56May sigarilyo pala siya
19:59Hindi ko alam
20:00Ay alam mo Mars
20:01Ako din
20:02Naglinis ako ng kwarto
20:04ng anak kong babae
20:06Tapos nakita ko
20:07May wine glass
20:09May wine pala siya
20:12Makunos ako eh
20:13Naglinis ako
20:15sa kwarto
20:16ng anak kong babae
20:18May nakita kong kong
20:20Nagulat din ako
20:24Bakit?
20:26Hindi ko alam
20:28May pututoy pala siya
20:33At nagbabalik ang
20:35Battle of the Brothers
20:39Mga kaibigan
20:40Tumako na tayo
20:41sa difficult round
20:42Girls
20:43Are you ready?
20:45Ang inyong
20:45category ay
20:48Sports
20:49Biomechanics
20:50and National Treasure
20:51Combined
20:52Ito na ang inyong tanong
20:54Si Manny Pacquiao
20:55ay sikat sa kanyang husay
20:57kaya siya
20:58ay tinaguri ang
20:59Pambansang
21:00Blanc
21:00Go!
21:02Singer
21:02Pambansang Singer
21:06Pambansang Artista
21:08Mali pa rin
21:09Go!
21:10Yes!
21:10Politico?
21:11Pambansang Politico
21:12Mali pa rin
21:14Basketbolista?
21:16Pambansang Basketbolista?
21:18Mali pa rin
21:19Mali!
21:19Inder sir
21:20Pambansang Inder sir
21:22Pambansang Inder sir
21:23Mali pa rin
21:24May sakot pa kayo
21:27Boxingero?
21:28Pambansang Boxingero?
21:30Ayan, ayan, ayan
21:31Malapit na, malapit na
21:32Malapit na
21:32Okay, okay
21:33Makinig mabuti
21:35Ito ang
21:38ginagamit niyang
21:39pangsuntok
21:40nagsisimula sa letter K
21:43Tanan
21:43Pambansang Tanan
21:45Kaliwa?
21:46Pambansang Kaliwa
21:47Tanan, Kaliwa
21:48Pinaliktad mo lang eh
21:50Parang ganito
21:51Yan
21:53Kamay
21:54Pambansang Kamay
21:55Ganito
21:56Parang ganyan
21:57Ak
21:58Kuko
21:59Pambansang Kuko
22:01Ganyan, ganyan, ganyan
22:04Kaliwa
22:05Pambansang Kaliwa
22:06Ganyan, Kaliwa
22:08Mali, bali kayo pareho
22:10Ubus na oras natin
22:12I'm sorry
22:12Ang hinahanap po nating sagot
22:15Na letter K
22:16Ay
22:18Kulubo
22:20At narito ang recap ng scores
22:22Team Aso with
22:24Zero
22:25And Team Pusa with
22:27Zero din
22:29It's a tie
22:30Tawag-tawag sila mga kaibigan
22:32Ito na, tawagin na natin
22:33Miss Consequence
22:34Para sa inyong mga parusa
22:36Kuna kayo rin
22:38Ang mamimili
22:38Kulot na
22:40Okay
22:40Next
22:46Tama
22:47And
22:48Okay
22:50Tunahin na natin
22:51Ang
22:51Team Aso muna
22:53Team Aso
22:55Ito ang pagpipilihan niyong parusa
22:57Lalapit kayo sa mga sasakyan
23:00At
23:02Iihihiyan ito
23:03Ang mga bulong
23:04Nang nakataas
23:05Ang inyong mga paa
23:06Oo
23:08Huhubarin
23:09Ang inyong
23:11Palga
23:13Habang nag-iisip sila
23:17Ano ang napag-desisyonan niyo
23:19Mag-uubad
23:20Mag-uubad na lang po kami ng palga
23:22Mag-uubad na lang po
23:23Okay
23:23Marami salamat
23:25Team Pusa
23:26Ito naman ang inyong pagpipilihan
23:29Ilalagay kayo sa sako
23:30At ililigaw kayo sa gubat
23:33Parang pusa
23:34Pusa talaga eh
23:35O
23:37Huhubarin ang inyong mga palga
23:39Katulad nila
23:41Mag-uubad na lang po ng palga
23:43Okay
23:44Yan po ang kanilang napili
23:46Wala pong pinitan
23:53Mga kaibigan
23:54Kitang-kitang nyo naman
23:55Nag-iinit na ang laman
23:56Ang laman
23:57Ang laban
23:58Ang laban
23:59Nag-iinit na ang laban
24:00Pagbabalik pa po
24:01Para sa
24:02Final round
24:04Ang
24:04Battle of the Brawlers
24:06Woo!
24:17Uy!
24:18Inday!
24:20Kamusta ka na?
24:21Buti naman
24:22Nandito ka na sa Maynila
24:23O Mars
24:25Karating ko lang dito last week na
24:27Ay
24:27Iba ko pa pa na
24:28Mars
24:30Alam mo ba yung ano
24:31Elevator?
24:33Elevator?
24:35Oo
24:35Ay
24:36Mars
24:37Kung gusto mong umakyat ng bindi
24:40Sasakay ka sa elevator
24:42Ah
24:43Hmm
24:44So
24:45Bali
24:46Tatapat ka lang dun sa pinto
24:48Kung kusa siyang bumubukas
24:50Kung kusa din siyang sumasara
24:51Ah
24:52Aakyat
24:53Nakbababa yun
24:54Hmm
24:55E ano naman yung ano
24:57Ano ba yun
24:58Escalator?
25:00Escalator naman
25:01Para yung hagdanan
25:03Pero
25:04Yung baitang yan mismo
25:05Ang siyang umaandan
25:07Habang nakatungtong ka
25:08Pwede kang bungaba
25:10Pwede ka rin
25:11Umakyat
25:12At talaga saan sumakay doon
25:14Wait mom
25:14Ang galing mo talaga girl
25:16Eh
25:17Ano naman yung ano
25:19Calculator
25:22Calculator?
25:24Ah
25:26Ewan ko
25:27Hindi pa ako nakasakay ng calculator eh
25:35At nagbabalik po ang Battle of the Brawlers
25:40Mga kaibigan
25:41Mainit na mainit po ang laban
25:44Nandito na po tayo sa final round
25:48Girls ready na ba kayo sa inyong last category?
25:52Yes
25:52Ready ready
25:53Ang inyong category ay
25:56Showmiss
25:56And Storytelling Combined
25:59Ang inyong tanong
26:00Isa sa kinikidel ng sexy star ngayon sa Viva Max
26:04Ay si
26:05Blanc Raval
26:07Siya ay unang napilala sa movie
26:10Na gusto kong maging porn star
26:12Sino ang Raval na ito?
26:15Go!
26:16Jeric Raval
26:17Babae
26:19Miss
26:20Jeric Raval
26:22Mas bata
26:24Mas bata
26:24Little Miss Jeric Raval
26:27Hindi
26:29Anak
26:30Anak
26:30Ni Jeric Raval
26:33Little Miss
26:35Jeric Raval
26:36Junior
26:36Little Miss Jeric Raval Junior
26:40Mali
26:41Mali
26:41Mali
26:41Mali kay lahat
26:42Ang hinahanap natin sagot ay
26:45Miss Rodel Raval
26:47Bumayo ka man sa akin
26:52Okay
26:53Mga kaibigan recap po tayo ng scores
26:55Team Pusa with
26:56Zero
26:57And Team Asso with
27:00Zero
27:01It's a time
27:02It's a time
27:04It's a time
27:14It's a time
27:30Mga kaibigan natin si Miss Consequence
27:31Nang bra
27:32Mga kaibigan yung bra
27:33Mga kaibigan lang po
27:34Bakit yan ang napili nyo?
27:36Ano?
27:36Kasi po
27:37Itong ano
27:38Baka masakit pagawa ng anisusya
27:40Itong classmate ko
27:41Siyam lang ang ngipin
27:42Hindi abot ng sampo
27:43Kaya hubad na lang
27:44Okay
27:45Yan ang po ang napili nyan
27:46Team Asso
27:47Ang inyo namang pagpibilihan ay
27:50Ihilahin ang inyong mga dila
27:52At ipapako sa entrance ng school nyo
27:56Maghubad ng bra
27:58Maghubad ng bra
27:59Bakit yan ang napili nyo?
28:01Sayang po kasi yung complete mail
28:03Tsaka baka malate kami sa klase
28:05Pag nakapako yung dila na
28:06Sayang naman po yung
28:08Kinapaaral sa akin
28:09Well mga kaibigan
28:11Yan po ang kanilang napiling consequence
28:14Magtanggal na
28:15Sa mga bra
28:22Mga kaibigan
28:23Sana po yung nag-enjoy kayo
28:25Yan po
28:25Diyan po nagtatapos ang ating game
28:28Maraming salamat sa Playtime
28:30The highest cashback online gaming platform
28:36Ako yung magpapaalam na po
28:38Ito po si Janodef
28:40Ang pinakamaswerteng host
28:43Sa buong mundo
28:44Magkita-kita po tayo muli
28:46Dito lang sa Battle of the Browess
28:51Kawai-kawai
28:52Kawai-kawai
28:53Kawai sa fans
28:54Bye
28:54Ay nakita ulit
29:00Nakita ulit
29:00Bye-bye
29:16Ito na yung paborito nyong pulutan
29:19Pwede kainin lalo na pag nagiinuman
29:22Kaya sarap
29:24Pinapapak
29:25Nasa niyo'y swak na swak
29:26Nilalagapak
29:27Pag binayo
29:28Talagang papalagpak
29:29Hala tumuwa
29:31Anong ba yan?
29:32Tingin ko babad na babad
29:33Basta manik
29:34Kapag sinagat
29:35Napapak
29:36Oh my God
29:37May inigaw at
29:38Adobo
29:39Meron na ring nilaga
29:40Ang pinakamalasa
29:42Mad��는
29:43Mami
29:48Mami
29:52Mami
29:56Mami
30:00Mami
30:03Mami
30:04Wow, money, wow, money, money
30:07Wow, money
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