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My Three Exclusive Lovers
— Bullet Cinema
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00:04you seem to be hanging around lena a lot lately you workaholic leaving her in that
00:09empty house bet you forgot her birthday
00:25madam it's an absolute miracle despite the severe electric shock their vitals are completely stable
00:29and their cardiopulmonary functions are perfectly fine then why are they still unconscious it's just
00:33a temporary nervous shock caused by the high voltage just let them sleep soundly tonight
00:36and they will wake up tomorrow morning could you please help transfer jesse to the guest room
00:42on the second floor to rest
01:01listen to me lena i am the real evan i swap bodies with this idiot body swap
01:14lena why are you sleeping next to me
01:16evan what are you talking about does your head still hurt from the electric shock in the water
01:21are you hurting anywhere else
01:28wait what did you just call me evan evan what's wrong with you don't scare me
01:37i turned into evan
01:41jesse what the hell is wrong with you did he lay a hand on you what kind of prank are
01:46you playing
01:46listen to me lena i am the real evan i swap bodies with this idiot body swap are you out
01:52of your minds
01:53i don't believe it hey stop calling me an idiot i'm a billionaire now evan i was so worried when
01:59i
01:59heard you two fell into the water so i plan to stay for a while and take good care mom
02:02this is so sudden
02:03they have actually almost fully recovered
02:04auntie don't trouble yourself i will leave here right away
02:06why leave
02:08since you are evan's best friend it's only right for me to take care of you
02:11the house is livelier with more young people around so it's settled
02:17jesse what are you doing in the master bedroom
02:19i'm not used to this bed
02:20besides evan and i have
02:22evan spend more time with lena lately
02:24jesse can stay down the hall over there
02:26thank you for the arrangement auntie
02:29don't worry mom we will definitely work hard tonight
02:31mom let's go back to our room and change first
02:37wait i must test you two
02:39what exactly happened on the last night of our honeymoon in hawaii the year before last
02:43drinking champagne and going crazy at the hotel all night
02:46completely wrong
02:47you had acute gastro-nestriatus
02:49i stayed with you in the er all night
02:51you threw up on my leather shoes
02:53and i even paid the cleaning feast
02:55all right i believe you
03:00honey finish this and go to sleep early
03:02jesse what are you doing in the master bedroom
03:05i'm not used to this bed
03:07besides evan and i have a collaborative project to verify in person
03:11absolutely unnecessary
03:12i am extremely busy tonight
03:14let's talk about the project tomorrow
03:16you three grew up together and you're still so close
03:22since those two are so confused about their identities darling
03:26how about you belong completely to me for a while
03:29watch your mouth olivia
03:31she is my wife
03:36lena it's getting late
03:37come to bed
03:38don't you dare lay a fender on her
03:40i am the legal owner of this body now
03:42what do you want to sleep up here too
03:44enough
03:45evan go sleep on the couch
03:46jesse stay away from me
03:48put a pillow between us
03:52darling
03:53why is the atmosphere in your house so bizarre today
03:56nothing i probably just didn't sleep well last night
04:00olivia
04:00do you need sugar in your coffee
04:02evan never asks if i want sugar
04:04he knows i only drink black coffee
04:05like your more your frivilly look just just like mcidiot jesse
04:11that's exactly how it happened
04:16since those two are so confused about their identities darling
04:20how about you belong completely to me for a while
04:24watch your mouth olivia
04:25she is my wife
04:28you need an excuse just to approach her now
04:30what right do you have to claim her
04:34pack my bags and send them to lena's
04:36that's right i'm staying for good
04:41jesse don't mess around let me go
04:43what if i just won't let go
04:50light this in your room tonight and i guarantee you'll have a baby soon
04:53mom
04:54mom
04:55we really don't need this
05:08jesse don't mess around let me go
05:10what if i just won't let go
05:19stay away from lena
05:23this feels so weird
05:29don't move
05:30you always tense your right shoulder intinctively
05:32and only i know that best
05:34evan we're in the living room
05:45those two idiots filled the whole house with cheap scent but it seems to be working
05:51instead of being tormented by those filthy men
05:54let me teach you what ultimate pleasure is
06:11what the hell is that smell in here
06:13who cares about the smell
06:15i only have eyes for her right now
06:31come with me to the guest room
06:32you need to calm down
06:34i'm the one she wants right now
06:36let go of me
06:37both of you
06:38stay away from me
06:55olivia why are you here
06:58those two idiots filled the whole house with cheap scent but it seems to be working
07:03instead of being tormented by those filthy men
07:06let me teach you what ultimate pleasure is
07:12olivia why are you here
07:15those two idiots filled the whole house with cheap scent but it seems to be working
07:29relax baby
07:30those two men only know how to be rough
07:33only i understand your sensitivity
07:35don't
07:36this is crazy we are friends
07:38friends
07:39i've been waiting for you for years
07:51have some more to eat lena
07:52you're looking far too thin
07:54thank you mom
07:56take your time and enjoy your dinner
08:05be a good girl
08:06open up
08:07enough stop it right now
08:11what are you jealous
08:13or do you just not have the guts to keep playing this game
08:18in your dreams
08:19as long as i'm here you won't lay a hand on her
08:22since they are fighting to the death
08:24why don't i
08:26serve you first
08:29enough
08:29i'm full
08:30i need some time alone
08:35lena
08:35slow down
08:43what are you doing this is my private room tell me what kind of trick are you guys trying
08:47to pull this time lena i simply want to stay by your side hey i'm her legal husband now
08:51mom told us to bond with each other properly it's not only good for sleep but also quite
08:54romantic stop pretending i knew you added weird essential oils to the diffuser did you sneak
08:59something in it wasn't me but honestly wouldn't you want that this bed looks big enough for all
09:08i didn't expect you to still be this close now that you're grown
09:13don't stay up too late and give lena some alone time soon
09:17lena
09:18isn't it time we got down to business
09:20in your dreams
09:21as long as i'm here you won't lay a hand on her
09:24since they are fighting to the death why don't i serve you first tonight
09:31what am i going to do from now on
09:42did you escape
09:44i knew you'd follow me
09:49this whole soul swapping thing is still too absurd to think about how can we switch back
09:55change back i actually think this identity is pretty good
09:58are you crazy don't you want to go back to being a freelance photographer
10:02just sit down and stay with me for a while
10:07lena you have no idea how long i've liked you
10:09what did you say stop making such jokes
10:12i'm not joking if it wasn't for this soul swap
10:15i wouldn't even have the identity to look at you openly
10:19guess what i'm thinking right now
10:34such a kill jump we were so close
10:39jesse you better know when to stop
10:41don't go too far
10:46jesse you better know when to stop
10:48don't go too far
10:56um i'm a little thirsty i'm going to the kitchen to get some water
11:12have some water
11:16evan tonight was an absolute nightmare i wish you hadn't swapped bodies
11:19i'm sorry you had to endure that
11:20watching you get surrounded i could only stand by
11:22i hate this body even more
11:24evan
11:24lena
11:25i know this face feels unfamiliar but look into my eyes
11:28it's all you please don't resist me
11:49honey it's the middle of the night what are you two doing in the kitchen
11:53oh i was a bit thirsty and asked lena to find me something to drink
11:57let's go lena
12:06olivia stop it
12:13lena
12:13i have feelings for you
12:16not just an ordinary friend's affection
12:19i've been waiting for you to notice
12:24olivia stop it
12:26tonight's situation is already bad enough
12:30you can't push me away can you
12:45lena it's time to rest in your room lena come to me i'll take you away
12:52god
12:52just let me vanish into thin air from here
12:57since the house is a total mess tonight let's go out tomorrow
13:01to see that newly released mystery movie
13:04a movie theater
13:05great idea
13:06since we're watching a movie the more the merrier right
13:08what a coincidence i've been wanting to see that movie too
13:12lena let's go to the theater together tomorrow okay
13:15to the theater four of us
13:19i've had enough
13:20whoever watches a movie with me tomorrow
13:22i will date them
13:26what time i'll pick you up
13:31interesting
13:41i booked the whole place for the 2 p.m. show
13:43i originally wanted to go to a regular theater
13:49are you cold
13:50i'll get the popcorn myself
13:54do i really repel you that much lena
13:59i need to go to the restroom
14:04why are you hiding
14:06can't handle that tender act
14:11well fancy seeing you here
14:18take your hands off her
14:19why so defensive
14:21legally
14:22this face
14:23is her husband
14:24don't you find it ridiculous
14:26fighting over me with each other's faces
14:28let go of me now
14:32hello
14:32mrs miller
14:33what
14:35there's a problem with evan's physical examination report
14:39the medical report shows a rejection reaction evan's body had a mild allergy from eating peanut butter
14:46does enjoying cheap fast food with my body give you a sense of achievement
14:49don't be so stiff
14:50i'm just experiencing the everyday human life for you
14:52both of you shut up and let's go home now
15:01it's so weird looking at you guys like this
15:04i'm actually more curious
15:06if they can't swap back
15:07who is lena sleeping with tonight
15:10legally speaking
15:11this body has the absolute priority to share a bed
15:15is that so
15:16but i'm quite sure lena loves my soul
15:18not this empty shell
15:22how on earth can we swap back
15:26just like in those cheesy soup operas
15:28if you just hit each other hard again
15:29you can usually recover
15:30why don't you two try bumping your foreheads together hard and see
15:34that right there definitely counts as a severe physical impact
15:38doesn't it
15:39once they regain consciousness testing evan's reaction to peanut butter will give us the answer
15:50if i had my original body i would never have scared you
15:53this flesh is simply useless
15:56don't be silly
15:59but every time i look at you with this lance i feel like i'm taking advantage of you
16:04it's tau weird
16:05and i close your eyes
16:07don't look just geshen
16:11even in a different body i am still your husband
16:17prove it to me
16:34get out
16:35wow
16:36witnessing my own body put on this show is quite a thrill
16:39get lost
16:44hello i really meant well
16:46what are you fussing about in the middle of the night
16:48mom listen to me
16:49all right jesse this is none of your business
16:51evan keep lena company tonight
16:57open the door mom you'll regret this
16:59lena stay away from him
17:01you're sleeping on your face you're sleeping on the couch tonight
17:02you're sleeping on the couch tonight
17:18evan
17:28uh did that sandwich go bad
17:34uh did that sandwich go bad
17:36right now get over there sleep
17:44good morning kids
17:54lena i found a clue
17:56the antique shop owner said the magnetic field of the full moon might help them switch bodies
18:05looks like i missed quite a spectacular show
18:37you haven't missed a thing
18:40weren't you tempted
18:42how could i i know very well it's jesse's soul and
18:45really jesse is way more romantic than evan
18:48shut up
18:49i just want my life back to normal
18:56sorry
18:57this is my car now
18:59your beat up pickup is around the corner
19:01get out
19:01stay away from my steering wheel
19:03relax
19:04relax i have a driver's license
19:11enough i'll drive
19:12you two get in the back and shut up
19:14you've come to the right place
19:16as long as the compass resonates
19:18everything will return to normal
19:30is this thing gonna explode
19:38is this thing gonna explode
19:40is this thing gonna explode
19:40perfect the magnetic field is locked
19:43you need to take this to the magic circle in the backyard and set it up
19:46i also need to get three obsidian candles and some private space
19:49no problem
19:50need help drawing the magic circle
19:52i studied composition and design school
19:58all right let's get this ridiculous chore over with
20:00you two look for candles over there
20:01and i'll get the matches
20:09even in this terrible body i absolutely cannot stand even a millimeter of insymmetry
20:14you are always like this refusing to let go of any tiny details
20:18listen lena
20:20these past few days have digged been awful
20:22but once it's over
20:23i will definitely make life return to normal
20:25i promise you i will never let you make face this mess alone
20:32are you crazy that's a valuable antique
20:37relax lena you're wound up even tighter than he is
20:40why don't we just treat this as a special role-playing vacation
20:46when the magnetic field reverses
20:50souls shall return to their places
20:53souls troust dates too
20:56quick now close your eyes immediately
21:11hello did we switch back
21:15jesus is this smoke laced with tirag
21:17my lungs are exploding
21:22well it turns out today's cosmic energy is probably on strike
21:27no refunds guys
21:33although magic is a bust
21:34my stomach desperately needs a double cheeseburger right now
21:36there's a fast food joint ahead
21:38evan are you paying
21:39you took my body
21:40maxed out my amex black card
21:42and now want this penniless shell to treat you
21:45in your dreams
21:47i'll pay
21:49as long as you guys can shut up
21:51for 10 minutes
21:54that's a savile road bespoke
21:56a shirt that must be air-frighted back to london for dry-cleaning you idiot
21:59hey don't touch my pecs you're hurting me
22:02god what kind of semi-under
22:07evan thank god you're finally back
22:09the wall street merger was maliciously targeted by comped petters
22:12the board is practically a madhouse right now
22:14you must personally give the presentation
22:16in the emergency global video conference
22:18in 10 minutes to stabilize the situation
22:24and
22:26why do you smell
22:27like
22:28cheap cheese
22:29and ketchup
22:36forget about the cheap ketchup for now
22:39you must immediately deal with those blood-sucking wall street geezers
22:43i absolutely can't let him ruin my life's work
22:45get in
22:50evan
22:51regarding the 15 percent acquisition premium hedging plan
22:54the board requires your immediate response
22:56ah
22:57i think
22:58as for this hedging plan
23:01relax
23:02old guys
23:03isn't it just charging head-on into difficulties
23:15using cross-currency swaps to hedge exchange risks and replacing some long-term bonds the premium amortizes within three years
23:22the perfect solution
23:24beautiful work sharp as always evan
23:27meeting adjourned
23:28expecting your final report
23:32jesus half my brain cells are dead
23:33but honestly
23:35this is way more thrilling than snapping vultures on a cliff edge
23:38it's totally addictive
23:44starting tomorrow you are taking a basic finance crash course immediately
23:52why do you feel so much like him now
23:57starting tomorrow you will enroll in a crash course in basic finance
24:01the fridield on dines
24:02i will not let you bankrupt my company
24:11she's burning up
24:12her temperature is so high
24:13we need to get her home right now
24:23why
24:25do you feel so much like him now
24:52evan you're allergic to strawberries
24:54and you never eat this kind of sweet sickening garbage
24:57what on earth are you doing
25:05madam
25:06this is the reverse taste decimalization therapy i recommended to evan yesterday
25:10when under extreme pressure
25:11unconventional taste bug stimulation can quickly reset nearing fatog
25:15as for the allergy components
25:17i've recently added a specific antihistamine to the jam
25:19that's right auntie
25:20this kind of extreme stress relief if is super popular
25:23in the wall street financial circle right now
25:25lena was even praising evan's new wellness ideas to me last
25:27yes mom
25:28the doctor also instructed he needs to break his previous rigid habits
25:31otherwise his body definitely won't hold up
25:40i hope so
25:42if i catch anyone playing tricks behind my back
25:46the consequences will be more than any of you can bear
25:54there's no time to delay
25:55we were almost exposed by my mother today
25:57and we won't be able to hide it from those old foxes on the board tomorrow
26:01now we must figure out exactly how our bodies switched
26:12the pool party that night
26:13we must carefully recall every single second to find the real reason for the swap
26:29it was that spotlight in the deep end
26:33it leaked electricity and knocked us out at the same time
26:36that's impossible
26:37the villa's electrical system gets insulation maintenance from a professional team every month
26:43let's check the security footage from that night
27:00isn't this the personal assistant of that old shareholder who wants to kick you out
27:04what accidental lake rage
27:05this was a meticulously planned murder
27:10hand the video over to the police and the board revoke all his access immediately
27:13i want him kicked out today and spending the rest of his life in prison
27:25scientifically speaking even if this was an intentional high voltage electric shock
27:30it's simply not enough to cause you to swap souls
27:34it doesn't make any sense
27:35neither medicine nor physics can explain this
27:41are we out of clues again
27:43are you two going to be trapped in each other's bodies for the rest of your lives
27:53since childhood
27:54my father has placed great expectations on me
27:57i must be the best
28:01the happiness of my peers
28:05just doesn't belong to me
28:09my brother is the future heir
28:10so i'm very free
28:14but i also wish
28:16you'd pay a little more attention to me
28:37um let's continue looking up information we can't just sit around doing nothing
28:42what's the matter now that they're gone you don't even dare to look at me
28:47or are you still reminiscing above that night in the bathroom
28:51stop talking nonsense i'm just thinking about how to deal with this body swap
28:56just kidding look how tense you are
28:58but if i ever get serious one day
29:03don't you run away
29:04but i already have evan
29:07oh i don't care
29:10you don't realize how important you are to me
29:18look how arrogant she is
29:20just an illegitimate nobody yet she acts like a proper young lady
29:23she's tacky and overly eager to climb the social ladder
29:26so conceited
29:31stop your nonsense
29:32slandering others behind their backs
29:34have you no manners
29:34you're the ones with dirty minds
29:39no one has ever defended me like she did
29:43she's like a son
29:47i hope to stay by her side forever
29:57so don't push me away so quickly okay
30:08i'll go check on evan's side first
30:18are you still thinking about the body swap
30:21lena i feel like i'm losing my mind
30:22i can't do anything
30:25i don't even feel i have the right to hold you anymore
30:27i'm afraid we'll never swap back
30:29don't say that
30:30no matter what you look like now i will always recognize you
30:33we'll definitely find another way
30:37lena
30:38thank you
30:46oh
30:47Oh, my God.
31:18The moment I fell into the water, I truly wished to be you.
31:22Having the family's respect, a successful career, and Lina by your side.
31:26Do you think I didn't want to be you?
31:27I've never experienced freedom.
31:29I envy your carefree life.
31:31Envy how you can drop everything anytime.
31:33If science can't find the answer, maybe we should try another way?
31:37What do you mean by that?
31:39I looked into a hidden rumor.
31:41There's a witch skilled in soul arts,
31:44and they say she can see through the karma that science fails to explain.
31:49There's no other way anyway, is there?
32:00We're going to find that witch.
32:07It's almost over.
32:09But even if our souls return to where they belong,
32:13where should I place my heart?
32:24Are you ready to uncover the truth?
32:27I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.
32:51You are a bit late.
32:53Two misplaced souls, please have a seat first.
32:58Place your hands on the sphere.
33:02When you fell into the water,
33:04the yearning and envy for each other's lives in your hearts
33:08triggered this soul swap.
33:10I'm really not cut out to be a businessman.
33:13Running away won't bring freedom.
33:14It's time to face those responsibilities.
33:17With the knot untied,
33:18close your eyes and silently call your true names.
33:29Evan, is that you?
33:34It's me.
33:35I'm finally back.
33:43In the end,
33:44these rough photographers' hands feel the most familiar.
34:02It feels so good to finally be back in my own body.
34:05Tell me about it.
34:07I don't have to attend those annoying meetings for you anymore.
34:15Welcome back, Evan.
34:20Let's go home, Lena.
34:25Looks like I'll need a few days to get used to my own body.
34:29Don't be too hard on yourself.
34:30At least the board won't question your sanity anymore.
34:38Let me do this.
34:44When I occupied Jesse's body,
34:46I was always jealous of him
34:47because he could look at you with his own eyes.
34:50But now,
34:53completely yours.
34:59Jesus, tell me this isn't my mom's surprise inspection.
35:04I'll go take a look.
35:15Evan,
35:16looks like our vacation is ending early.
35:20A corporate giant sponsoring an independent photo exhibition?
35:23It's purely a PR stunt.
35:24Honey, I have to go to the group today to clean up the mess.
35:27Then should I deliver this invitation for Jesse for you?
35:30I'll leave it to you
35:30and warn that punk not to use my suit as a rag.
35:38Look who's here.
35:39This is the first distinguished guest I've received
35:41since I got my body back.
35:43Your exhibition invitation.
35:45It seems you're about to go from an underground artist
35:47to a commercial darling.
35:55Since you're here,
35:56help me find my touch.
35:57Just a few shots.
36:01My modeling fee is very expensive, Jesse.
36:09Chin up a little.
36:10Yes, just keep looking at me.
36:23Surprise!
36:25Hope I didn't interrupt any R-rated scenes.
36:35Uh, the lighting is pretty good here.
36:39Stop it, Olivia.
36:41I was just helping him test out a new lens.
36:43I came specifically to see you, Lina.
36:46You got the invitation, right?
36:48Let's go.
36:49I'm taking you to try on evening gowns.
36:52All right, then.
36:54See you tonight.
37:01Honey, you are so beautiful.
37:05Olivia, I think I can try to accept you.
37:20Ladies, are you all ready?
37:23Girls, are you ready to go?
37:49Are you really planning to wear that to meet my mother?
37:53This is high fashion, Evan.
38:00All right, time to go.
38:02Nobody causes trouble tonight.
38:10Lina, you look absolutely flawless tonight.
38:15Of course.
38:16I designed the look myself.
38:21Look over here, Mrs. Miller.
38:29Thank you for not rejecting me.
38:32I never will from now on.
38:37Here's to finally ending that absurd journey of ours.
38:44Hey, let's take a picture.
38:46Don't waste tonight's moment.
38:49I have everything I've ever desired right here.
38:52Let it go.
38:53Being happy in the moment is what matters most.
39:00You're supposed to be similar to me.
39:00What other God is 평소 to marry me?
39:00Let it go.
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