00:00Now, sit right here, I'm just spending my time, sometimes you laugh when I cry.
00:14Already trying to get in my pants I see.
00:16Oh my god, ew.
00:20First day at your new school and you're already causing trouble.
00:23Listen, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:25You think I forgot your weak spots, kid?
00:27I am not a kid anymore.
00:32I don't see that.
00:35You're all grown up now.
00:39What are you doing here?
00:42My sister didn't tell you.
00:45You're my new roommate.
00:48What?
00:50Classic Evie.
00:52This is kind of like when she forgot to tell me she wasn't going to do her high school freshman
00:56year Halloween costume
00:56and I showed up to the dance dress as ketchup without mustard.
00:59I guess some things never change.
01:03For example, look at you.
01:07Still covered in ink stains.
01:10I'm blown.
01:15What the hell?
01:17Leeson, get away from her.
01:20I...
01:20She's mine!
01:22Finally!
01:22Oh my god, I missed you like crazy.
01:25Thank god you decided to transfer second year.
01:27Best friends are not meant to live apart, I swear.
01:29Right?
01:32Leeson?
01:32Hello?
01:33You wanna make yourself useful?
01:35Oh no, you don't have to.
01:36Anything for you, boo.
01:38Don't take this serum.
01:46Why didn't you text me when you got here?
01:47Why didn't you tell me your brother's our third roommate?
01:50Surprise!
01:52Wait, you don't still have a crush on him, do you?
01:57No.
01:58I am not 11 and crushing on my best friend's big brother anymore.
02:02Could you imagine?
02:03Thank god.
02:04You two hooking up would seriously ruin my life.
02:06Okay, drama queen.
02:08Oh, I'm serious.
02:09You're all feelings.
02:10He's no feelings.
02:11He'd break your heart, so I'd have to disown him.
02:13Jesus, Evie.
02:15Catastrophize much?
02:16I mean, the thought of you and my brother, you know.
02:19I don't think I could ever look at you again without gagging.
02:22Yeah, well, no worries there.
02:25I'm older and wiser now.
02:27Besides, I want my first to be someone who's like, you know, emotionally available.
02:31You're still a virgin?
02:33Okay.
02:34Well, yeah.
02:35My first college was in all girls.
02:38I...
02:38You know, it's not that big of a deal.
02:41Oh, it's a huge deal.
02:43Oh, we gotta fix that right away.
02:44What?
02:44Don't worry.
02:45I'll find you a nice Arizona boy if it kills me.
02:49First things first.
02:52Makeover?
02:54Maybe I don't need to make my...
02:56Yeah.
02:56Oh!
02:57On the outside, looking in.
03:00I really wasn't sure what I was getting.
03:03Between the highways, on the sea.
03:07Waiting for something to get to me.
03:11Gross!
03:13Get off her bed, you weirdo.
03:15Yeah, I needed a break after all that heavy lifting.
03:20Is the hockey team still coming over tonight's party?
03:23Well, we won the game.
03:25What do you think?
03:27Tonight?
03:29School starts tomorrow.
03:30I have poetry class.
03:31Oh my gosh, Tasha.
03:32You won't have anything to write about if you don't live a little.
03:34Yeah, she's right.
03:36It's her first night at RU.
03:38Don't you want us to show you a good time?
03:40And you know everything that gets me going.
03:44You know what I want.
03:48Yeah.
03:49Yay!
03:50Okay.
03:51First things first.
03:53Let's get you dressed.
03:55I am dressed.
03:56Girl, no you're not.
04:01Put this on.
04:02No butts.
04:04Come on, Lace.
04:10You know what I want.
04:12You know what I want.
04:13You know what I want, baby.
04:24Okay, waiting person.
04:26Puddle.
04:27Who are we going to set up Tasha with tonight?
04:30What?
04:31No one.
04:33Jesus, Evie.
04:34Especially not one of the guys on my team.
04:36Why not?
04:37They're hot?
04:37No, they are horny animals.
04:40And she is my little sister's best friend.
04:42No one touches her.
04:43All right.
04:44Eyebrow hockey boy.
04:46You're one fight away from being benched.
04:48You have bigger problems to worry about than Tasha.
04:50Okay, I'm not letting some random douchebag paw at her.
04:52Okay?
04:53And she's like my little sister.
04:55I am your sister.
04:57Damn, you were never this protective over me when I got here.
05:00Why are you so hell-bent on her meeting a guy tonight?
05:02Because my best friend has been living under a rock.
05:04Okay?
05:04She needs the full college experience.
05:06You know, starting with losing her virginity.
05:10ASAP.
05:14She's up.
05:16Evie!
05:16I'm coming in.
05:17I'm coming in.
05:18I'm coming in.
05:24I'm coming in.
05:26I'm coming in.
05:27I'm coming in.
05:28I'm coming in.
05:28Well?
05:29What do you think?
05:31Yes.
05:34You're...
05:36You clean up good.
05:39I never wear makeup.
05:41I feel like a clown.
05:44Nobody's laughing
05:48Okay, Lace
05:54Lay off
05:55Gosh, focus
05:56We're getting you late tonight
05:59I never agreed to that
06:01Yeah, and you shouldn't
06:02Okay, now listen up, house rules
06:04Here we go
06:05Okay, one
06:07Pour your own drink always, even water
06:11Two, buddy system
06:12Always stick together
06:13And three, if anybody tries to flirt with you
06:17Tell me
06:18I'll kick their ass
06:26Understood?
06:31Yeah
06:33Okay
06:55Hey
06:57I'm Aaron
06:59License teammate
07:01Uh, Tasha
07:03Evie and Layson's new roommate
07:04I just transferred
07:06I know
07:08You're even more beautiful than Evie said
07:12Oh
07:20Hey, Hanson
07:22Do you want to get me a drink?
07:23I'm really thirsty
07:24Uh, no
07:28Take your necklace
07:29Oh, thank you
07:31Evie
07:31Oh
07:32Excuse me, guys
07:38So you've met my girl, Blue?
07:41Your girl
07:41Huh?
07:44You two together?
07:46No
07:46No, um
07:47We grew up together
07:49Known each other forever
07:50But
07:50Not, not like that
07:52She's my little sister's best friend
07:54Which means
07:56She's off limits
07:59Actually, I think that's up to me
08:04Right?
08:09Looks like it's her choice, man
08:13Okay, don't forget
08:14I'm team captain
08:15Whatever I say goes
08:17Yeah, you hurt her
08:20That'll make you wish
08:21You weren't born
08:23Don't forget what coach said
08:27One more fight
08:28You're benched for two games
08:29Yeah
08:30Well, I don't see coach, you
08:39Come on, Blue
08:42Actually, I think I'm okay here
08:48Bye, Laysen
08:51Bye, Laysen
09:00What was that about?
09:02Uh, just
09:03Hockey stuff
09:05Hmm
09:06I should be center
09:08But I took a gap year
09:09So
09:10He got it
09:11And it's
09:13I forget it
09:13I
09:16I just want to know
09:18Everything about you
09:21Oh
09:23Okay
09:24What do you want to know?
09:26Um
09:33So
09:34About that drink
09:37I just grabbed a drink
09:42Yeah, right
09:43Yeah, right
09:48What was that
09:49What was that for?
09:52Oh, hey
09:54Hey
09:54We're heading to the bar
09:56You'll bring her?
09:57That'll be my honor
10:00Wait, bar?
10:01I don't have a fake
10:01Girl
10:02Obviously, I already got you one
10:04Left pocket
10:05I don't have
10:05Like if you go along
10:05That's
Comments