00:00What the hell?
00:01Er...
00:02Er...
00:02Er... Hello?
00:06Yeah, what are you?
00:07I'm the entertainment for the party, kids' party.
00:12I just want a line before we go, you know, before we do this.
00:16What, a line?
00:17I've got a cigarette, so I just wanna, you know, relax before I go into the party.
00:24Yeah, love, you can't do that with the kids, love.
00:26Oh no, I won't smoke with them, I don't want one.
00:30No, I just want a cigarette before I go and, you know, do my duty.
00:35Okay, but you can't, like, really be smoking that in front of my house, like, like, you're supposed to be
00:40a fairy.
00:40I am a fairy.
00:41You're supposed to be a fairy.
00:44I am a fairy, I'm just, I just need a, I just need a ciggy.
00:49Look, look, look, look, we booked a chat as an entertainer, yeah?
00:53And I, I am that entertainer, I just need to, you know.
00:57You've got a cigarette.
00:58I have.
00:58And your makeup's all over the place.
01:00Have you got a light?
01:01Have you just got a light?
01:02Oh, I'll sort that out, a sign, you know.
01:05No, I've not got a light, love.
01:06You look like you've just, like, finished working at a strip club.
01:10Uh, I'm, I'm a, I'm an entrepreneur, I'm a freelance, you know, I've got to just.
01:15Okay, okay, well that's great, well, you can't do that here, well.
01:18Could you, could you, could you just let me in and just light, and then I'll have a quick ciggy.
01:23You, you can't smoke the cigarette inside my house.
01:25I'm not.
01:26Or even outside my house.
01:27I will smoke, okay, I'll fly.
01:30What, what if the kids see it?
01:31What if the kids see it?
01:32They won't see it.
01:34I can be very discreet.
01:36I can hide.
01:38So, if you could just open the door.
01:41And you're early, you're like 30 minutes early.
01:45I like to be early, always early.
01:48And don't worry, you know, just start paying me from now, it's fine.
01:52I don't mind.
01:53What do you mean from now?
01:54For doing what?
01:55Having a cigarette outside my house?
01:58It's, I have rights.
01:59It's my break.
02:00So, if I could just have a.
02:02Your break?
02:02Yeah, I'm having a break, ciggy break, cigarette break, whatever you want to call it.
02:07Just give me a light, I'll light this, I'll smoke it over there and I'll fly over there
02:14because I'm a fairy.
02:15I've been doing it for a very long time, thank you very much.
02:17Yes, very experienced.
02:19And then, I will come in and I will be all glittery and all sparkly for the children.
02:25Look, darling, you're supposed to be like an inspiration to these kids.
02:29I am very, I am an inspiration.
02:31I am.
02:32Yeah, you've literally got like a, you've literally got like a cigarette then.
02:38Butterfly princess.
02:39Yes.
02:40You see, like I've got my kid here.
02:41Look, look, look.
02:42Hello.
02:43What's that?
02:44Hello.
02:46Nimmies.
02:47Hello.
02:49Baby, what is that?
02:50Let me in.
02:51Get your dad, get your daddy.
02:53This is a butterfly princess.
02:55Yeah, you see, he's a butterfly princess but look, he's bad.
02:58Bad?
02:59Yeah, have you seen it?
03:02Get your daddy just to give me a lighter and then I'll start the party.
03:08Yay!
03:09We'll start and we'll have, we'll play games and we'll tell jokes and we'll do, do...
03:17Ball, ball, ball, ball games?
03:20Exactly.
03:21Exactly.
03:22So, have you got a lighter?
03:23Because I'm just standing here and people are staring.
03:26Sorry.
03:27I'm going to go to my old house, okay?
03:32Can you get your ball?
03:34Can you just get your daddy to let me in?
03:35You've literally just asked a three year old if they've got a lighter.
03:39You're supposed to be here for a three year old party, you're off your head.
03:42I'm not off my head at all.
03:44I'm like, oh, I'm happy, you know, because I do kids' parties, it's what we do.
03:49We're all like really happy.
03:50How much have you had to drink?
03:52I don't drink.
03:53I don't drink all the time.
03:56A little drink with you, just like pretty
03:56It means, you know, ah!
03:56That's all right.
03:56That's all right.
03:56So, it would be on top 11.
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