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Smartypants Season 3 Episode 1
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00:00We're known as the Smarty Pants Society.
00:03Intellectuals who gather in the dead of night to swap ideas and share discoveries.
00:07This week, you'll hear from Tao Yang, Amanda Lehan-Canto, and Kweisi James.
00:13Welcome to Smarty Pants.
00:14Presenters are responsible for their own research.
00:16The makers of this program cannot guarantee anything they say is accurate.
00:19Welcome, members of the Smarty Pants Society.
00:22I'm your host, Rekha Shankar, and today's speakers have prepared presentations on a topic of their choice.
00:27So, we'll invite them up, hear them out, and then have a lively discussion.
00:32But before we begin, let us say our sacred motto.
00:36Let's just skip to the first presenter.
00:39Very good.
00:40Let's bring up our first speaker.
00:48The Olympics.
00:50A beautiful celebration of unity, collaboration, achievement.
00:55Every four years, the world comes together, celebrates each other's hard work, dedication.
01:02It's beautiful.
01:04It's pure.
01:05We can all agree with that, right?
01:06Sure.
01:07Right?
01:07Wrong!
01:09It's all boxes on a screen!
01:13It's time to face the music and treat the Olympics as what they really are.
01:17Content.
01:18Money pixels.
01:19Meme juice.
01:20Sex, white noise.
01:22Sam Reich's shopping list.
01:24Whoa!
01:26And like all content, some of it is good, some of it is bad.
01:30Uh-oh.
01:31So, I am here to talk about the Olympic events we should keep and the ones that can go.
01:36Wow.
01:36I love it.
01:37Yes.
01:38I love it.
01:39Okay.
01:39Look.
01:40I trust you'll be reasonable.
01:42And look, before we start, I'm a soft, doughy man.
01:45I know that every Olympic athlete can kick my ass.
01:50I acknowledge that.
01:52But also, swimming is canceled.
01:55What?
01:56Yes.
01:56No!
01:57Swimming sucks.
01:59No, it doesn't.
02:00Swimming is awesome.
02:01Swimming is like watching a loading bar.
02:03You can't even see what they're doing down there.
02:05Oh.
02:06It's like watching a head float across the water.
02:08It'd be like watching running with half of the body blurred out.
02:11Teo, this is actually true.
02:14And it's not just because we both don't know how to swim, Rekha.
02:16It's not because we both don't know how to swim.
02:18Me either.
02:19It looks like they're running naked, but they're not.
02:21They're not.
02:22They're so much more naked when they're swimming.
02:24Yeah.
02:24Yeah.
02:25It's like going to a carnival and when you're spraying the hose and you're watching the little
02:28horses go.
02:28Oh, we love that carnival game, don't we?
02:30It's pretty popular.
02:31It's the best fun thing in the world.
02:33All right.
02:34All right.
02:34Okay.
02:34Okay.
02:35So, here's my first rule of content.
02:37Let me see it.
02:38Right.
02:38Okay.
02:38Isn't that pretty simple?
02:40Well, can we all agree on that?
02:41Let me see the freaking thing.
02:43Don't edge me.
02:45If you can't see it, it's not content.
02:46Right?
02:47Sure.
02:47Yeah, I'm medium on everything now.
02:49Okay.
02:49But on the flip side, and I do mean this literally, diving stays.
02:52It's all above the water.
02:54We don't care what they do below the water.
02:56We care about what they do above the water.
02:57They could be on their phones under there.
02:59We don't know.
02:59They could be on their phones watching content.
03:02They have a camera under the water.
03:04We don't care.
03:05Okay.
03:06So, everyone say it with me.
03:07Why is diving good?
03:08Because we can see the content.
03:12Catherine, I saw you kind of hesitate.
03:13I will remember that.
03:14I'm still so mid.
03:16Artistic swimming, synchronized swimming.
03:18That can stay.
03:19Yes, okay.
03:21Thank you for honoring the water.
03:23Oh, oh.
03:23It's web only.
03:24What?
03:24On your phone.
03:25So, does that go down on the live broadcast?
03:27That could be on that main rail.
03:28You're going to have to go into, like, probably, like, sports.
03:31But it's so great.
03:32Then filter to swimming.
03:34And then probably subcategory artistic swimming.
03:37And then probably filter to your country.
03:38So, really, what they call that in the biz is it's buried.
03:41It's buried.
03:42Oh, shit.
03:43I think this is just true.
03:45Yeah.
03:47We could probably cast it to the TV.
03:49Download an app.
03:50Download Peacock.
03:51No.
03:51No.
03:52No.
03:53No.
03:54All horse events.
03:56Canceled.
03:56What?
03:57What?
03:58What do you have against horses?
03:59You're out of your mind.
04:00It's confusing.
04:01Who am I cheering for?
04:02The horse or the jockey?
04:04Is it even the jockey?
04:05Horse.
04:05Horse.
04:06The horse.
04:06I think it's the horse.
04:07I see the problem here.
04:08Makes sense.
04:09Yes.
04:09I do think this also makes sense.
04:12You cooking, bro.
04:12Yeah.
04:13You cooking.
04:13The horses don't get the medals.
04:15The people do, right?
04:16The horses get shot right after.
04:19Whoa.
04:19Could you imagine if they were?
04:21That would be rough.
04:22In my Olympics, the horses are done after, which is why they're canceled, because I'm saving horses.
04:26Oh.
04:27Okay.
04:27Okay, actually, I have to support that.
04:29Yeah, yeah, we have to support that.
04:31Okay, that's better, but we have to support a lot of horses.
04:32Second rule of content.
04:33People should get it.
04:34Sure.
04:34You know, I don't want to be confused when I'm folding my laundry, watching my stuff.
04:38I want to get it right away.
04:40Yeah, we're all doing video games.
04:41So this brings me to the most legible sport.
04:44The most readable.
04:44You go, oh, yeah, I get it.
04:46All blood sports.
04:48Woo.
04:49Anything that can draw blood.
04:50Fencing.
04:50Not going to lie, I've never considered fencing a bloody sport.
04:53I was just going to say.
04:54Isn't the whole idea that they're not trying to?
04:56There's a picture on the screen right now showing why it's not a blood sport.
05:00It's two people fighting each other.
05:01I go, I get it.
05:02Boxing?
05:03Yes.
05:03I'm just, I feel a bit tricked because it feels like you picked a photo that made it look like
05:06he stabbed him in the face and he's bleeding out of his face.
05:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:08But that is a maple leaf.
05:09Yeah, it's a maple leaf.
05:10It's a beautiful sport.
05:13Yeah, Joey.
05:14And look, I'd like to see more.
05:15Yes.
05:16Chess boxing.
05:16Let's add it.
05:17Chess boxing.
05:17Exactly.
05:19You do two minutes of chess, two minutes in the ring.
05:22Oh, my God.
05:23Imagine this.
05:24Magnus Carlsen.
05:25Greatest chess player in the world.
05:26Nice.
05:27Versus the person that I found when I Googled best boxer in the world.
05:30You sick.
05:31Okay.
05:31You sick.
05:32I'm sick.
05:33You're all sick.
05:34You're all sick.
05:35You're sick.
05:36The two highbrow sports.
05:37Fencing, we talked about earlier, and Jeopardy.
05:40That's great.
05:40Idiot.
05:41I'm sold.
05:42You're probably watching two highly educated liberals fighting each other.
05:45How much fun is that?
05:46I do that on Blue Sky.
05:48Yes, Grant.
05:49Nice.
05:50Karate times dog agility.
05:52Love it.
05:53When you watch the dog show and they're all like leading the dog.
05:56But I thought you said that the people should be getting the, then am I rooting for the
05:59dogs or am I rooting for the people?
06:01Great question.
06:02Also, are we, are the dogs still living afterwards?
06:05Yeah, they're not shooting the dogs, right?
06:07In my Olympics, they're not shooting the dogs.
06:08Okay, awesome.
06:09Karate and dog agility is still in Michael Vickish dogfighting.
06:12It's good.
06:12Yeah.
06:13I do want to clear up.
06:14I'm not talking about the dogs fighting.
06:15The dogs aren't fighting.
06:16All right.
06:16You're walking the dog to prove it can do a good prance.
06:19Yes.
06:19And then you have to do karate.
06:20Imagine.
06:21So it's more about dog training and karate.
06:23You're running your dog through the little obstacle course.
06:26And then out of nowhere, the other dog trainer is just giving you a left hook right to the eye.
06:29Okay.
06:29And can you keep your dog on its path?
06:32Wow.
06:33That sounds great.
06:34I hate that these are good ideas.
06:37And in my Olympics, the dogs also get medals.
06:39Okay.
06:40I like that.
06:41We like that, right?
06:42Word.
06:42Okay.
06:43Wrestling slash melee.
06:44You're wondering, what is melee?
06:46That's also another word for fighting.
06:47I, of course, am talking about the best sport of all time.
06:49Super Smash Brothers melee.
06:51Yes.
06:52For GameCube.
06:52GameCube.
06:53And they are, they're wrestling for two minutes.
06:55And then at the two minute timer, whatever position they're in, that's when they're given the controllers and have to
06:59play from that position.
07:00Third rule of content.
07:01Should feel familiar, but different.
07:03Yeah.
07:03You know, like, oh, this is sex, but with hockey.
07:06Right.
07:06But that also means, in my Olympics, all regular sports that we watch throughout the year, cancel.
07:12What?
07:12Why?
07:14Why?
07:14Why?
07:14They're already happening.
07:15We don't need more.
07:17I'm watching basketball throughout the year.
07:18Why am I watching it during, it's going to another country and going to McDonald's there or something.
07:22I see.
07:22But they have different things on the menu.
07:24That's the best thing.
07:25They have different things on the menu.
07:26They do.
07:26Exactly.
07:27Have you ever had curry sauce?
07:30Yes.
07:30They don't sell that in America, bro.
07:31They do shrimp.
07:32Okay.
07:33But you don't have that in, that's not an American thing either.
07:35Okay.
07:36Okay.
07:38Checkmates.
07:38And let's go, go two minutes in the ring.
07:42Surprise.
07:45Oh, don't.
07:46You better not.
07:47You better not.
07:48Watch yourself.
07:49Simone Biles.
07:50Watch yourself right now.
07:51These are young girls.
07:53This has to stay.
07:54Look at that.
07:55That have jobs.
07:56You can't do that.
07:56Give the young girls jobs.
07:58You can't do that.
07:59Better not.
08:00And I want to see people doing that.
08:02Do it.
08:03I'm not crazy.
08:04Yes.
08:05I'm not crazy.
08:06I'm not crazy.
08:07Look, we all get it.
08:08This is why we're watching the Olympics.
08:10Yes.
08:10Yes.
08:10You know, it's a Trader Joe's in the plaza, you know, when the Trader Joe's subsidizes
08:17all the other stores in the plaza, you know what I mean?
08:20You want her to go to Trader Joe's.
08:21I hear you.
08:23You go to Trader Joe's, and then you're also buying coolant for your car or whatever.
08:27Yes.
08:28They subsidize everything is what I say.
08:30The fourth rule of content.
08:31Give the people what they want.
08:32Oh.
08:34All the iconic ones running, sprinting, pole vaulting.
08:37Yeah, they can stay, but there's just so many of them.
08:40Yeah.
08:41What?
08:41You go running a hundred meter.
08:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:44Two hundred.
08:45Four.
08:45Eight hundred.
08:47Gosh.
08:48Mountain running.
08:48Yeah, this is true.
08:50City run.
08:50Ultra.
08:51What?
08:51What am I looking at?
08:52A recipe?
08:52What am I making a cake?
08:54Yeah.
08:55What's going on?
08:57Okay, here's what we got.
08:57Okay, I'm cutting it down.
08:59I like this.
09:00Short.
09:01This is good.
09:01Long.
09:03Miscellaneous.
09:04Nice.
09:05Cathaline, all that stuff.
09:06Brutal to be a miscellaneous runner.
09:09Yeah, that would suck.
09:10I train all my life to be a miscellaneous runner.
09:13I'm pretty good at miscellaneous.
09:15I play silver and miscellaneous.
09:17Keep it simple, stupid.
09:18Especially while I'm playing Bellacho.
09:21We all know Bellacho?
09:22Yeah.
09:23We're all playing it while we're watching content.
09:25If you have any tips for Annie 16, don't tell me, okay?
09:28Winter Olympics, just no.
09:30This one goes.
09:30Yes.
09:31I'm hoping you said that.
09:33Carmen is lit!
09:34Except bobsledding.
09:35That stays.
09:37We all know why.
09:37It's because of the movie.
09:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:40You know the one.
09:40I'm not going to say it, but you know the one.
09:42Of course.
09:44Okay, events I'd like to add.
09:45Ooh.
09:47Warwall trampoline.
09:48That's awesome.
09:49What do we want to see gymnasts do?
09:50Flip, baby.
09:51Flips.
09:52And if the walls had springs, they could be more like Spider-Man.
09:56Quoting The Office.
09:58Okay.
09:59What?
09:59What?
10:00That should be an event, because I get gold.
10:02Oh.
10:03That's what she said.
10:05He wants to compete.
10:06Tug of War.
10:06You know, they used to do this, and wouldn't it be cool if they did this again,
10:09but instead of just regular people, athletes, they got all of the heads of state to do it.
10:15That'd be cool, right?
10:16Yeah.
10:16Over a big pit.
10:17That might try, then.
10:18Yeah, over a big pit.
10:19It would make everyone, all the leaders, younger.
10:22Wouldn't that be nice?
10:22That'd be better for the world, right?
10:23Yeah.
10:24People would watch this.
10:25Yeah, I'm into that.
10:26Opening ceremony.
10:27Just a 100-meter dash.
10:29Short run, I mean.
10:30Sorry, short run.
10:31We'll fix that in post.
10:32Short run.
10:33I get it.
10:34It's all the countries.
10:35Okay, I understand.
10:36I'm taking geography classes.
10:38Okay, let's just get through to get to the stuff.
10:41Right.
10:41These are my closing thoughts, and I want to use my rules of content and have my own medal ceremony.
10:48So can we bring in the podium, please?
10:50Oh, my God.
10:52Oh, my God.
10:53Just first and second.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:56Really good stuff.
10:57Oh, my God.
10:58Yes.
10:58Yes, yes, yes.
11:00Yes, yes.
11:01Yes.
11:02Okay.
11:03Yes.
11:03We will have a ceremony for most supportive of me, Teo, during a Smarty Pans presentation.
11:11Yes.
11:11I think it's you.
11:12Kwesi, will you come down?
11:14Oh, I knew it.
11:15That's what I did.
11:16I knew it.
11:17Okay, Brooklyn.
11:19We'll have you stand here.
11:20That one?
11:21Yes.
11:22Oh.
11:22I thought he was getting mad.
11:24Rekha, will you come up?
11:25Oh, my God.
11:26Oh, it's the top three.
11:28It's the top three because I don't know how to swim, so I support it, too.
11:32And Catherine, come on down.
11:35Whoa.
11:37We just said no, like, half the presentation.
11:40I didn't feel like I said no a lot.
11:42This is the most upset I've been by this presentation.
11:45Yeah.
11:46Oh.
11:47Oh.
11:48This is exciting.
11:49I've never won a single thing in my life.
11:51Oh.
11:51This is big.
11:52We can all feel the tension, right?
11:54Yeah, no, I feel it.
11:55Or you don't say what anyone says, where everyone sits in silence.
12:01That's what she said.
12:03Shakes.
12:04Rekha.
12:05Huh?
12:05Will you reveal your medal?
12:10You are in second place.
12:13Okay.
12:14And I do it again, buddy.
12:15I think swimming's weird.
12:17That checks out.
12:18Kwesi, will you reveal your medal?
12:21Oh.
12:22Oh.
12:24That's what she said.
12:25In first place, as most supportive of me.
12:28A real one.
12:28A real one.
12:29A real one.
12:29Oh.
12:30Okay, I wonder what mine is.
12:32Yeah.
12:32Catherine, will you please reveal your medal?
12:34Okay, last, but still here.
12:36Yay!
12:37But still here.
12:38Yes.
12:39Here.
12:40Least supportive of me.
12:41Most mean.
12:43Shouldn't we celebrate the loser, too, on the medal ceremony?
12:45Oh, my God.
12:46Most mean.
12:46Is that part of your Olympics?
12:48Yes.
12:48Most mean.
12:50Most mean to me, yes.
12:52I would agree.
12:53I did not know that was happening.
12:55Wow.
12:55It just says last.
12:56And just like our Olympic athletes, you maybe will be in a Subway commercial, okay?
13:00Stop it.
13:03Residual.
13:04Wow.
13:05A Wheaties box at best.
13:07Let's kick off the Q&A.
13:09Did you do a sport ever?
13:12Now, don't read into this.
13:13No.
13:14Yeah?
13:14Don't read into this.
13:15There's nothing to do with anything.
13:16That's not biased.
13:17In terms of short versus long, how short and how long are we talking?
13:20Mile below a mile short, over a mile long.
13:24People are training for this.
13:26So it could be 1.1 miles and 0.9 miles, and that would be longer than you.
13:29Different.
13:30I think the Winter Olympics has more life and death stakes.
13:34You know what I mean?
13:35Bobsledding is super dangerous.
13:37Yes.
13:38What is it?
13:39Skeleton, luge, all dangerous sports that people actually spend their whole lives training
13:45and actually lost their lives at the Olympics.
13:48Now, you did just name the same sport three times.
13:51Oh, no, it's different.
13:53Luge and skeleton are two different sports.
13:55One, you go down with your head.
13:56One, you go down with your feet.
13:57Talk about it.
13:58Big difference.
13:59I have to say, this falls under Dr. Teo's confusing bracket.
14:03Are we supposed to know which one is feet and which one is head?
14:08I will say to that, you're right.
14:09Maybe I should take another look at the Olympics,
14:11especially if there's a NASCAR factor.
14:13We're here to watch the crashes thing.
14:14Hot take.
14:16NASCAR, driving a sport?
14:18Forget it.
14:19Not interested.
14:19I'm with you, but crashes are going to watch.
14:22If the car can't get a medal, they shoot the car afterward.
14:26True!
14:27They put it in a big comeback, so they make it a block.
14:29That's so sad.
14:31Just general thoughts on, like, hosts as well.
14:33Like, are you into Snoop Dogg, or do you think that needs to go?
14:36We should have more hosts, I think.
14:38Okay.
14:39Add Snoop Dogg.
14:41Add, uh, uh, uh, Rekha.
14:43Add Rekha as Olympic host.
14:44Rekha, pick yours for you you want to talk about.
14:46I want, uh, I would like to host the dog karate.
14:49Let's get Kelly Clarkson in there.
14:50Let's get all of our big engagement bait people in there, you know?
14:55Rekha, Kelly Clarkson, and Snoop Dogg.
14:57Yeah.
14:58The three most engaging celebrities online.
15:01Yes!
15:02At least on my list.
15:03Give an ad still.
15:05Thank you so much, Teo, for that enlightening presentation.
15:09Woo!
15:15Me, your mom, that guy at the bar who's reading a book.
15:20What do all these people have in common?
15:22We all read smut.
15:24Oh, yes.
15:25Yeah.
15:26And I have to confess something.
15:28That's right.
15:28I have read over 45 smut books in one year.
15:35Whoa!
15:36Yeah!
15:36A new hobby!
15:38Thank you so much.
15:40Yeah, all while being pregnant.
15:42While giving birth to my son.
15:44I mean, I wasn't, I didn't have a book in the delivery room, but God, I needed it.
15:49I could have used that.
15:50And also while feeding my son.
15:54That's a big book.
15:56Yeah, it's a big book, and it's from the library.
15:59Whoa!
16:00Because my husband was like, it's getting too expensive, this addiction.
16:03Get to the library, girl.
16:05I must warn you.
16:06Before we continue, this presentation might get horny.
16:10Oh, ew.
16:13Cross your legs, grab a pillow, hang on your blazers.
16:17Let's get into it.
16:20Smut is writing that has explicit content intended to be erotic or titillating.
16:27Ooh.
16:28What an emphasis.
16:29Now, you can tell just how spicy a smut book is based on how many chili peppers it has.
16:35Whoa.
16:36Okay, it's on a scale from one to five.
16:38Five is the spiciest smut you've ever read, and that wasn't even enough for me.
16:43Oh, God.
16:44Yeah, I got hooked.
16:45I got addicted.
16:46It was not good.
16:48Tolerance.
16:49Okay, great question.
16:51There's historical fiction smut.
16:53There's sci-fi smut.
16:55There's also romanticy smut, which is my personal favorite.
16:59Yes.
17:00Love it.
17:00AKA, you know, fairy sex.
17:02Yeah.
17:02Or vampires and fairies.
17:04Okay.
17:04Or wolves and fairies.
17:05They have sex with each other?
17:06Yeah, no.
17:06Very different energy.
17:07Wolves and fairies, they can fuck.
17:09Okay.
17:10It's in the book.
17:11How many peppers is that?
17:13It's in books.
17:14Right.
17:14You are learning something new today.
17:16This is amazing.
17:17Oh, it's so good.
17:20I cannot stop thinking about smut.
17:23I can't stop talking about smut.
17:24I can't stop dreaming about smut.
17:27Smut has changed me.
17:28And let's be real.
17:29Guys, hold on.
17:30Smut isn't just about sex.
17:32What?
17:32What else is it about?
17:33No, hey, guys, it's fantastic world building.
17:36Okay.
17:37Royalty.
17:38Accentive characters.
17:40The exploration of really deep, meaningful relationships that tend to have a lot of sex.
17:46Yeah.
17:47Right?
17:48Oh, don't stop.
17:50You know how some guys get playboy for the articles?
17:53That's you, Joey.
17:54I get smut for the plot.
17:56Yeah.
17:57Let's go over some of the main smut plot points.
18:00Love triangle.
18:01Obviously.
18:01I mean, who wouldn't?
18:02Sure.
18:03Arranged marriage.
18:04Hear me out.
18:05It's actually fun to read.
18:08Not to do.
18:08Not to do.
18:09Too close to home.
18:11Forced.
18:12Yeah, sorry about that, Rekha.
18:14Forced proximity.
18:15Okay, this one's really fun.
18:17Explain this.
18:18You're at an inn, okay?
18:20It's stormy.
18:22It's stormy.
18:23You show up.
18:24There's only one bed.
18:26Uh-oh.
18:27There's two of you.
18:28Uh-oh.
18:29You guys are not speaking right now.
18:32So guess what you have to do?
18:33Fuck.
18:33Fuck.
18:34You have to fuck.
18:35Also, we have forbidden love.
18:37Ooh, that's kind of like wolf and fairy situation.
18:40Yeah.
18:40Classic Shakespeare.
18:41That feels forbidden.
18:42Yeah, big and small.
18:43Or the fairy's the big one in this.
18:45I like the big fairy little wolf.
18:47Big fairy little wolf.
18:48Yeah, that's the other thing.
18:49Fairies aren't this big in these books.
18:50They're big.
18:50Oh.
18:51They're like seven.
18:52They're you.
18:52They're me.
18:53You're a fairy.
18:53The fairies are me.
18:54I mean, you're not allowed to say that, but.
18:56Oh, yeah.
18:57That's right.
18:57You're right.
18:58Enemies to lovers.
18:58Also one of my favorites.
19:00Everyone loves enemies to lovers.
19:01Yeah.
19:01Especially in these books.
19:02Oh, yeah.
19:04Okay, so there's two types of protagonists in every smut book.
19:08Oh, daddy.
19:10Oh.
19:11That's right.
19:11I need a tarp.
19:13Why do you need a...
19:14Oh, to cover?
19:15Because you're getting...
19:16Sorry.
19:17What?
19:17It's working.
19:18Never apologize.
19:19Ever.
19:20Okay, we've got the shadow daddies.
19:22Wow.
19:22These are our shameless flirts.
19:24They are tall, dark, and handsome.
19:27They are your protectors.
19:28They are brooding.
19:29They've got rippling muscles.
19:31And they always carry a sword.
19:33And they say things like, who hurt you?
19:36Oh, God.
19:37Yeah.
19:37Okay, now, the thing you need to know about the shadow daddies is they're always in love
19:41with our FMC, which is cool shorthand for female main character.
19:46Sure.
19:46The half-breeds.
19:48Oh, interesting.
19:49The half-breeds are half magic, half human.
19:52So in the fantasy world, if you're not a pure breed, you're kind of looked down upon.
19:57Oh, sure.
19:58So these half-breeds always have a massive chip on their shoulder.
20:01And they're very sassy.
20:03Sassy is their way of life.
20:04And they say things like, I can do it myself.
20:08Or, I don't want to be queen.
20:11I don't want it.
20:12I'm grateful.
20:13Be queen.
20:14Right.
20:15Exactly.
20:15Well, that's the journey, Rekha.
20:17Cool things about shadow daddies and half-breeds, they're enemies.
20:21Oh, no.
20:22Okay, enemies to lovers.
20:24Enemies to lovers.
20:24Yum, yum, yum.
20:25Yes.
20:25Bingo.
20:26You are correct.
20:27I've been paying attention.
20:28You are correct.
20:28So, I think around, like, page 267, he's in, she's in, I'm in, we're all in.
20:35And are we meet?
20:36Bed.
20:37In?
20:38In?
20:38Together.
20:39Yes.
20:39Having sex.
20:41Wow.
20:41Oh, yeah.
20:43You got it.
20:45Wow, it's so big.
20:48Guys, that's where the species come into play.
20:51Okay.
20:51Okay?
20:52There is a group of species in almost every single smut book.
20:56And it helps you understand which kind of smut book you want to read.
20:58First, we got dragons.
21:00Think like old guy in Up, but his voice is Gandalf.
21:04The fae.
21:05These motherfuckers are crop dusting you at a party and having zero regrets about it.
21:10Mermen.
21:11Oh.
21:12They're a little pervy.
21:13That's all I'm going to say about them.
21:14They're just a little, they're a little pervy.
21:16Yeah.
21:16I'm going to celebrate that.
21:17We've also got the shifters.
21:18Younger brother.
21:19Ugh.
21:20Who is constant.
21:22Think young, yeah, sorry.
21:23Not your younger brother.
21:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.
21:26I'm kind of reading an implicit yore.
21:29Did I just douse you with cold water?
21:31Shifters, think younger brother who gets really worked up when they're angry.
21:36Oh, man.
21:36And instead of yelling, they just cry.
21:38Vampires.
21:39Oh, sure.
21:40I feel like they're constantly wearing true religion jeans.
21:44And witches.
21:45We love them.
21:46They're like your typical girl's girl who always says things like, swear it on your life.
21:53Swear it on your life.
21:54Cut your hand and put your hand on mine and swear it.
21:56I'm going to chill out.
21:57No, swear it.
21:58Okay, guys.
21:59So, the smut that I prefer are the crop duster fae.
22:03That's what I like.
22:04But wait, question for you.
22:05What's a turn on?
22:06Athletics.
22:07Physicality.
22:08Okay.
22:09Get in some dragon smut.
22:10Okay.
22:11Honey, get in some, I mean, they're all muscle.
22:13Also, mermen.
22:14You might be into some pervy mermen stuff.
22:17Longo's probably into pervert stuff.
22:18Yeah, you're into some pervert stuff?
22:19Got the fuck.
22:20That's on the internet.
22:21Forever.
22:22You in the feet?
22:24Sure.
22:25Yeah?
22:25Yeah.
22:26Okay.
22:27Witches are consistently barefoot.
22:29And are they dirty?
22:31Oh, yeah.
22:31They're filthy.
22:32They've been walking around the woods chanting another woman's name all night.
22:37Yes, that's good, because I need to know the characters.
22:39You're going to need some witch's smut.
22:41Okay.
22:41I bet you're wondering.
22:43Oh.
22:44Oh, no.
22:45Has it?
22:47Nope.
22:47Oh, yeah.
22:48No, it has not.
22:52Smut has only ignited my sex life.
22:54You know why?
22:56Because I'm horny all the time.
22:58Yes.
22:58Guys.
22:59That makes sense.
22:59That's great.
23:00And not just in the comfort of my home.
23:02No, no, no, no, ma'am.
23:04I'm horny here.
23:05And here.
23:06And here.
23:07Just think, whenever you're done with that page, go in the pool.
23:09Pool jets.
23:10Whoa.
23:11And the chair's waterproof.
23:13Dang.
23:13The chair's waterproof.
23:14Finish the job.
23:16If you are reading smut in public, fear not.
23:19Because if someone picked up your smut book, they might not even know that they're reading
23:23smut.
23:24Because smut has its own vocabulary.
23:29It's not like ye olde English or anything like that.
23:31But they don't use the word vagina.
23:34Thank God.
23:35They don't use dick.
23:37Yeah.
23:38No, we can clap for that.
23:40Instead, words for vagina are bundle of nerves.
23:43Wow.
23:44That stinks.
23:44Oh, my God.
23:45Accurate.
23:46That stinks.
23:49Heated core.
23:50Yeah.
23:51Come on.
23:52Talked bud.
23:54Ooh.
23:55Grant loves it.
23:56Oh, I hate it.
23:57Do we know what that is?
23:58Yes.
23:58I don't know.
23:59Your clitoris?
24:00It's the clitoris.
24:00Yep.
24:02Aching center.
24:03Yes.
24:04That sounds about right.
24:05Words for dick.
24:07Considerable length.
24:08No.
24:09Considerable to who?
24:10Listen, guys.
24:11Subjective.
24:12Okay.
24:12Average length.
24:13They're big.
24:14In the book.
24:16Or they're considerable to what you enjoy.
24:18I feel like that's how a hairdresser talks about, like, what length you're cutting off.
24:22Yeah.
24:23Oh, don't cut them off.
24:24So many of these can be subs for other things.
24:26It's a little...
24:27Exactly.
24:28Why?
24:29If you picked up the smut book, you wouldn't even know that you were reading smut.
24:32True.
24:32It's true.
24:33You were like, he thrusted his considerable length into a heated core.
24:36You think it's a book about architects?
24:37Yeah, it's architecture.
24:40Velvet-wrapped steel.
24:41Wow.
24:41Ooh.
24:42That's because they got really soft skin in fantasy books.
24:45It's like an oversell.
24:46Yeah, it's an oversell.
24:47Or, you know.
24:48Sheathing the sword.
24:50Classic.
24:50That's cool.
24:51Classic.
24:52Feels like an action.
24:53Uncircumcised.
24:54Good question.
24:55Yeah.
24:55Sheathing or unsheathing?
24:57Sheathing.
24:58You're sheathing it inside the aching center.
25:01Oh.
25:01Oh.
25:03Yeah.
25:03I know, right?
25:04That's cool.
25:05You have an aching center and you need to have the sword sheathed.
25:08But it's cover back.
25:09That's so cool.
25:10Cock.
25:10Yes.
25:11Okay.
25:11That's a special one.
25:12We like that.
25:13And no one's going to know what you're reading.
25:15Nobody.
25:16Anyone could pick it up and go, cocks, been sheaths?
25:19This is a chicken book.
25:20This is a chicken book.
25:22Correct.
25:22All about poultry.
25:23Now, speaking of cock, what are these cocks always straining against in these smut books?
25:30Oh, it's so good.
25:32Leathers.
25:33Wow.
25:34I mean, these people are going to war in leathers.
25:37How are they washing them?
25:39They're not.
25:40Are they hang drying them?
25:41What's happening there?
25:42Do you guys remember Rock of Love?
25:44Of course.
25:46In the beginning, this is all I could think about was Bret Michaels from the band Poison.
25:50Remember, 30 women tried to date this man.
25:55And what's underneath that bandana?
25:58Nothing.
25:59Yes.
25:59But guys, I don't know.
26:01Smut has its grip on me.
26:03It really does because I was like, wait a second.
26:06Are leather pants back?
26:07No, they're not.
26:08No.
26:09No, they're not.
26:09I think you're wrong.
26:10Well, people say that to me a lot.
26:12If you read enough smut, it starts to grow on you and you start to be like, wait a second.
26:17They're so back.
26:19Oh, wow.
26:20And then I started to realize, hold on.
26:22Wearing leather is like a symbol of power.
26:25No.
26:26Right?
26:26Yeah.
26:27Ah!
26:29I want to wear leather.
26:31Oh, my God.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:34Oh, my God!
26:37Wearing leather is my destiny.
26:40Oh, my God.
26:41Oh, my God.
26:42Thank you so much, young one.
26:44Oh, my God.
26:45The sword of Damaris, the truth teller.
26:48Oh.
26:50This is a heavy sword.
26:53I am not the Fae.
26:56I am not the half-breed who doesn't know their purpose.
27:00I'm the protector.
27:01Yes.
27:02I'm the shameless flirt.
27:04Yes.
27:04Yes.
27:05Yes, honey.
27:05I am the shadow daddy.
27:07I will fight with you side by side because reading smut is like my own form of rebellion.
27:15Damn.
27:16Oh, don't stop.
27:17I'm done feeling like I need to be the good girl.
27:19I need to keep it polite, tidy, PG.
27:23I am done feeling shame talking about sex.
27:27I am done feeling shame about being sexy.
27:31Yes.
27:32I am done.
27:33I am done feeling shame about my body.
27:38I am done.
27:40I am in a postpartum body, and I'm in a leather suit.
27:44And that.
27:45And that.
27:46And that.
27:46Yeah.
27:49Because I will always use my power for good and not for evil.
27:55And I will hang dry this leather because I actually think it'll probably shrink if you
28:01put it in the dryer.
28:04Yeah.
28:07Oh, my God.
28:10Wow.
28:11Thank you, guys.
28:12I first just want to say when you revealed your leather, I did feel like a rocket ship was
28:16exploding out of my pelvis through my heart.
28:19Wow.
28:20Beautiful.
28:20That makes me so happy.
28:22Me as well.
28:23Here's my question.
28:24I feel ignited by your presentation.
28:27I really want to get into smut.
28:29But my problem is I'm not a strong reader.
28:32Is there a workaround that I can get this into my system without using my eyes?
28:36Let me tell you, I think if you get a really good smut book, you're going to be a very
28:40fast
28:40reader.
28:41You think so?
28:41Yeah, because I wasn't a fast reader at all.
28:43And then four to five books later.
28:45Would you possibly read it out loud sometime?
28:48I could read it out loud.
28:50Yeah.
28:51I'll set up a pace.
28:53Would you wear the leather while you do?
28:55Yes.
28:56Of course.
28:58Incredible.
28:58Do the half breeds and stuff like this, do they ever go from fantasy?
29:01Like they're being really on the nose.
29:03Like is the half breed like, I'm not fairy enough for the fairies or human enough for
29:07the humans.
29:07Like this is just biracial.
29:09They get really on the nose.
29:10Although there's some books that are more modern, that are more modern takes.
29:15So let's say, like living in real world, like think like Twilight vibes, but it's not
29:20Twilight.
29:21It's not Twilight.
29:22But then a lot of the book's themes are about I'm a fae, but I'm also Amanda.
29:28Or whatever.
29:29They're like discovering their inner destiny.
29:32You know, it's a lot of those themes.
29:33Are there gay fairies and then straight fairies?
29:36Oh, there is gay smut.
29:37There is straight smut.
29:38There's all different types of smut.
29:40Some people just read gay smut.
29:42Yeah.
29:43I should try that.
29:44Yeah.
29:45I need a minute.
29:45I have to go.
29:46I should try that.
29:47I gotta get out of here.
29:48I'm gonna head out.
29:48I'm taking the sword.
29:50Go in my car.
29:51So I tried smut once.
29:53I know.
29:54That's okay.
29:55But I felt like I was encountering a lot of cock.
30:00A lot of cock?
30:01Yeah, too soon.
30:02Oh.
30:03Ideally, that word doesn't exist.
30:06I'm being completely honest.
30:07But you want just like a little bit.
30:09Well, I want a little bit later on once I feel like we know each other.
30:11You could do a three, two, or a one chili pepper.
30:14This is just wow.
30:16It's amazing.
30:17Maybe you should invest.
30:20Yeah, this sounds like you're interested.
30:21No, no, no, I know what to buy my wife for her birthday.
30:24Oh.
30:25Maybe start with a court of thorns, maybe.
30:30That's like a fun middle-of-the-road smut.
30:32Court of thorns.
30:33Amanda, thank you so much.
30:36Wow.
30:37Thank you all.
30:38Woo-hoo!
30:40Oh, my God.
30:47Hi, everybody.
30:48Throughout my life, I've struggled with reading and spelling.
30:51I was diagnosed with dyslexia when I was in college, so let's say like my relationship
30:57with words have been a bit complicated.
30:59My family would wonder like, Kwasi, why are you having such a hard time reading?
31:03It took me a really long time.
31:05But finally, with a clear perspective, I realized I wasn't the problem.
31:12It was English all along.
31:14Oh.
31:15Allow me to present things about the English language that make no sense.
31:20Yeah.
31:21Oh, man.
31:22Yeah.
31:22A breakup story.
31:23Yeah.
31:24By Kwasi James.
31:25Yeah.
31:26Follow me.
31:28In the beginning, it was easy.
31:30Like ABC until it became complicated.
31:32Mm-hmm.
31:33See, English and I, we had like, we had this spark, yo.
31:36We had like this, je ne sais quoi.
31:40You know what I'm saying?
31:42Like that real love.
31:44Yeah.
31:45Y'all know that love?
31:45That Mary J. Blige type real love?
31:48Yeah.
31:48Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
31:50That love where English and I will finish each other's sentences.
31:53You know what I'm saying?
31:58Apple.
31:59Whoa.
32:00Buh.
32:01Buh.
32:02Buh.
32:03You're getting it.
32:04Okay.
32:05Kuh, kuh.
32:06Sound it out.
32:07Kuh, kuh, kuh, kuh, kuh.
32:10Cats.
32:11So as the relationship got stronger, things began to get a bit sketchy.
32:16See, English started displaying, let's call it fraudulent behavior.
32:20Ugh.
32:22P.A. started pretending to be F.
32:24Oof.
32:24Yeah.
32:25Now, I'm all good with a little bit of identity fraud.
32:28You know what I'm saying?
32:29Like, that ain't really hurt nobody.
32:31That's all good.
32:32But the crime started to get more bold, more brazen, more deceiving.
32:40Y'all don't hate me, though.
32:42No, we're here.
32:43We're listening.
32:44We are here.
32:45See, English would like to scam.
32:48Y'all remember I before E, except after C?
32:51Yeah, for sure.
32:52You see, for English, that wasn't a rule.
32:55That was a pyramid scheme.
32:56Oh.
32:57I'm saying?
32:59Riddle me this, Batman.
33:01Does any of these words look like I before E, except after C?
33:04I'll wait.
33:04No, I'll wait.
33:05Take a look.
33:06Hold on.
33:06I, hold on.
33:07Wait, the ancient.
33:09Ancient.
33:09I before E.
33:10I before E.
33:11No, wait.
33:12I'll wait.
33:13Except.
33:13None of them.
33:14Only one of them.
33:16Except after C.
33:17Except?
33:18I before E.
33:19They're all fucked.
33:20They're all fucked.
33:21That's the point of the slide.
33:23They're all bad.
33:24They're all fucked.
33:25Riddle me that, Batman.
33:27Oh, wow.
33:28Does any of that look like I before E, except after C?
33:31Is it just me?
33:32No.
33:33But y'all don't hear me, though.
33:34We hear you.
33:35I hear you.
33:36Y'all don't hear me, though.
33:37We hear you.
33:38Y'all don't hear me, though.
33:40I hear you.
33:41I'm trying.
33:42You're trying.
33:43See, now, that English went international with it.
33:47Uh.
33:48English started stealing from different countries and different cultures.
33:51Yeah.
33:52English was on that international word thievery.
33:55You know what I'm saying?
33:57Sometimes stealing words without any context at all.
34:01Stealing from Arabic.
34:02Stealing from French.
34:04Stealing from Japanese.
34:06Stealing from German.
34:08Stealing from Latin.
34:09Oh, my God.
34:11But still, still, that didn't break us.
34:15Not at all.
34:16English and I, we had, like, this bond together.
34:20See, it was the silence that broke us.
34:23Oh.
34:23The silent letters.
34:24Oh.
34:25English will add extra silent letters to words that made absolutely no sense at all.
34:31Yeah.
34:32You know what I'm saying?
34:33Yeah.
34:34Y'all don't hear me, though.
34:34No, no, no.
34:35No, no, no.
34:36Y'all don't hear me, though.
34:38I'm trying.
34:38I'm trying.
34:39Y'all hear with me.
34:40Hear you.
34:41Hear you.
34:41Hear you.
34:42Y'all don't hear me, though.
34:43Hear you.
34:43What do I have to do?
34:44Hear you.
34:44I convinced you.
34:45Words like night.
34:47Oh.
34:48Right?
34:48Boo.
34:49Boo.
34:50Boo.
34:51Island.
34:52No.
34:53Why does island smell like that?
34:55I don't know.
34:56Y'all just accept that?
34:57No.
34:58No.
34:59Psychology.
35:00Psychology.
35:00Yeah.
35:00That's crazy.
35:01That's not hard.
35:02And y'all just, like, let it ride.
35:03I didn't do it.
35:05No.
35:06That?
35:06That's crazy.
35:07Crazy.
35:08That one is crazy.
35:09Subtle.
35:10That's subtle.
35:11That's a lot of subtle letters.
35:13Subtle.
35:14Subtle.
35:14Subtle.
35:15The B is subtle.
35:16Yeah.
35:16Yeah.
35:16Exactly.
35:17No.
35:18No way.
35:20That's tough.
35:20Minifigures up for the no?
35:22Fuck that.
35:23Let me see your minifigures up, y'all.
35:25Woo.
35:25Fuck the no.
35:26No, no.
35:27Receipt.
35:28Oh.
35:29I can't handle it.
35:30What about that?
35:31That P don't got a receipt.
35:32Why is it there?
35:32I'm saying salmon or salmon.
35:36This is what I hate.
35:36How do you pronounce it?
35:36This is what I hate.
35:37I pronounce it salmon.
35:38I'm from Brooklyn.
35:38Salmon.
35:39That's a fish.
35:40Salmon.
35:41Salmon.
35:41But this is why I don't trust you, English.
35:43Mm-hmm.
35:44This right here is why I don't trust you.
35:46Make it make sense.
35:48Solder.
35:48Soldier.
35:49Soldier.
35:49Soldier?
35:50Where's the I?
35:51Soldier.
35:51Where's the I?
35:52Soldier.
35:53Solder.
35:54Solder.
35:54Solder.
35:55What the L in the mother?
35:58Why is solder stuff like this?
36:01I didn't know that.
36:01I didn't know that.
36:01What is that word even?
36:03What is that?
36:04A metal on the metal.
36:05Oh, like a soldering iron?
36:06Yeah.
36:07Oh, hell no.
36:09Y'all don't hear me, though.
36:10No.
36:10We hear you.
36:12We hear you.
36:13We hear you.
36:14We hear you.
36:15We hear you.
36:15Y'all don't hear me.
36:16We hear you.
36:17It's my mic on.
36:18Y'all don't hear me.
36:19It's my mic.
36:20I hear you.
36:21Small room.
36:23I decided to get my sanity back.
36:26I'm reclaiming my life.
36:30Yes.
36:30Yes.
36:31Did I ate?
36:32Yes.
36:32You ate.
36:33You were eating.
36:33So if you're going to do your thing English, how about Kwesi's new rules?
36:38Yes.
36:39Spell it the way you say it.
36:41Yes.
36:42Spell it the way you say it.
36:43Say it after me.
36:44Spell it the way you say it.
37:00Ball.
37:00Oh.
37:01Ball.
37:01Ballin'.
37:03L.
37:03L.
37:04Yes.
37:05Ballet.
37:05Ballet.
37:06Ballet.
37:07Ballet.
37:07Ballet.
37:08Ballet.
37:08Ballet.
37:09What kind of game you play with these sticks?
37:11Proquet.
37:12Proquet.
37:13Proquet.
37:13What kind of game you play with the also game?
37:14Croquet.
37:15Yes.
37:15Proquet.
37:16Yes.
37:16Proquet.
37:16That's right.
37:17Don't care.
37:18So what's a fancy way to say food?
37:20Hour d'oeuvres.
37:22Gourmet.
37:25Hour d'oeuvres is also fun.
37:27Hour d'oeuvres is also fun.
37:28Who's this white man on the back?
37:30Colonel.
37:33Colonel.
37:36Spell it the way you say it.
37:37But there is a word that is Colonel.
37:39I ain't asking no questions yet.
37:42Sounds good.
37:43Now let me ask you a question.
37:44Who are all these nice white people with that racially ambiguous guy in the back?
37:49Quire.
37:49Quire.
37:50Quire.
37:51Quire.
37:51Quire.
37:54Quire without the S.
37:55I think he's Indian.
37:57Yeah.
37:58When does Dropout pay us?
38:01Wednesday.
38:02Wednesday.
38:03Wednesday.
38:05When Dropout hit that check, what kind of boat I'ma buy?
38:08Yacht.
38:09Damn right, I'ma buy a damn yacht.
38:11Yacht.
38:12Yacht.
38:14Yacht.
38:15Yacht.
38:15Yacht.
38:16Yacht.
38:16Yacht.
38:17Yacht.
38:17Yacht.
38:18Yacht.
38:18Yacht.
38:20Yacht.
38:21Yacht.
38:21Yacht.
38:22Yacht.
38:22Yacht.
38:23Yacht.
38:24Yacht.
38:25Yacht.
38:27Yacht.
38:37Yacht.
38:37Mm-hmm.
38:39Because with all the struggles we've had,
38:42all the trials, the tribulations,
38:44I know that you taught me patience.
38:47Aw.
38:49You taught me humility.
38:51Aw.
38:52Wow.
38:52I don't like saying this.
38:53You taught me resilience.
38:56That's sad.
38:57You taught me curiosity.
38:59Oh, jeez.
39:00You taught me adaptability.
39:03You taught me acceptance.
39:04Wow.
39:05I did a Dodgers fan.
39:07English, you're chaotic, but you're my English.
39:13Aw.
39:15Chills.
39:15I love you, and I miss you.
39:19Wow.
39:20Wow.
39:24Gracie, thank you so much for that enlightening presentation.
39:29And now to kick off the Q&A.
39:30Are you getting back together with English?
39:33Is this a plea for you?
39:33I can't leave.
39:34I can't leave it.
39:35So you guys, you're trying to reconcile your differences,
39:38and maybe you can meet in the middle.
39:41Spell it the way you say it.
39:42Let me tell you something.
39:42Yes, please.
39:43It's the language I dream in.
39:44Yeah.
39:46Mmm.
39:47It's the language I speak in.
39:49Mmm.
39:49Yes.
39:50Mmm.
39:51Yo, let me tell you something.
39:52You ready for it?
39:53Mm-hmm.
39:54It's the language I think in.
39:55Wow.
39:56Wow.
39:56Stop playing.
39:57Yeah.
39:58I can't leave English.
39:59No, you can't.
40:00Yeah.
40:00We had our differences.
40:01Yeah.
40:02Yeah.
40:02Just wondering for, like, encountering somebody.
40:05I know a lot of people who say salmon, and every time I want to hurt them, you know?
40:11Like, how do we deal with that in the real world?
40:14Put your finger up.
40:15Say, no, no, no, no, no.
40:18No, no, no, no, no.
40:20Turn around, walk away.
40:21Oh.
40:22Hey.
40:22Hey.
40:23And I got a problem with it.
40:24I got a bone to pick with you.
40:26Me?
40:26You?
40:27What do you call something that's not a banana, and you fry it up, and you eat it?
40:30Plantain.
40:31A plantain.
40:32It's a plantain.
40:34Do you climb a mountain?
40:36Huh?
40:37Oh.
40:37Y'all climb mountains around here?
40:39Do you drink from a fountain?
40:41Sometimes.
40:42But you want to eat plantains?
40:44Yes.
40:45Yes.
40:45Okay.
40:45Make it make sense.
40:46Y'all hear me, though.
40:47No, we hear you.
40:48We hear you.
40:50My mic ain't on.
40:51I hear you.
40:52Y'all hear me?
40:53Sound guy, am I working?
40:55Y'all don't hear me, though.
40:56God, I hear you.
40:57This isn't a question.
40:58This is just a comment.
40:59I hear you.
41:00Mm.
41:01That's all.
41:01Y'all hear me in the back?
41:03We hear you.
41:04We hear you.
41:05What if you have an accent, and you're from somewhere else?
41:08Like, tomato, tomato.
41:10Bagel, bagel.
41:11Oh.
41:12Harvard.
41:14Let me tell you something.
41:14You know what I'm talking about.
41:15Let me tell you something.
41:17Uh-oh.
41:18No.
41:18Feel that.
41:19Uh-oh.
41:19Uh-oh.
41:21Uh-oh.
41:22Uh-huh.
41:23He's done.
41:23He's over the wall.
41:23The trick is spell it the way you say it.
41:26Yeah.
41:26Ain't no accents.
41:29Ain't no accents.
41:31OK.
41:31OK.
41:32None?
41:33At all accents don't matter.
41:35All I want you to do is.
41:37He's soaking.
41:38No, I get it.
41:39Please.
41:39No, no, no.
41:40You ain't get it yet.
41:41This is all I want you to do.
41:42No.
41:43Oh, my God.
41:44This is all I want you to do.
41:45Please.
41:46Wait for it.
41:47Please.
41:48This is chaos.
41:49Spell it the way you say it.
41:52One more time.
41:54Spell it the way you say it.
41:56Is it a mountain?
41:58No.
41:59It's a what?
42:00Mountain.
42:01Is it plantain?
42:03Yes.
42:05So I love it.
42:06You got to spell it the way you say it.
42:08Spell it the way you say it.
42:08But what if we start saying it the way we spell it, right?
42:11What if we got ballet shoes?
42:14Mm.
42:14Mm.
42:15What if we, what if, what if you buying a yakata?
42:17Mm.
42:18Or belagna.
42:19We're putting belagna.
42:20Nah, son.
42:20All right.
42:22Spell it the way you say it.
42:23It's already the word.
42:24It just don't make no sense.
42:26That's true.
42:26The whole thing is the way we accepted it.
42:30Yeah.
42:30The days are over.
42:31Spell it the way you say it.
42:32I have a question.
42:33Can you go back to your previous slide?
42:34Talk to me.
42:35Chaotic.
42:35Shouldn't that be chaotic?
42:37Yeah, K-A-
42:38Can we spell it different?
42:39Uh-oh.
42:40Can we spell it different?
42:41Yeah.
42:42K-A-Y-O-T-I-C-K.
42:47Chaotic.
42:47Or K-A-Y-A-H.
42:50No.
42:51Wait.
42:51Joey, you're crazy.
42:53Why is that K-A-Y-O-T-I-C?
42:56Is that like ah?
42:56Oh, my gosh.
42:56Or T-I-C-K.
42:57Oh, my gosh.
42:58What?
42:58I think y'all hear me now.
43:00Yeah!
43:02I've been hearing you!
43:03I've been hearing you!
43:05Y'all hear me!
43:05I've been hearing you!
43:07No, too bad.
43:08No, too bad.
43:09Dictionary?
43:09Wait.
43:10No, one more.
43:12Dictionary?
43:12Oh, she told me.
43:13Talk to me.
43:14Dictionary.
43:15D-I-C-H-U-S.
43:18S-H.
43:19Y'all can hear me?
43:20U-M.
43:21Y'all can see me?
43:22Am I a real boy?
43:23Yeah, yeah, yeah!
43:25It's not just me!
43:27Yo, imagine having dyslexia with this world, yo.
43:30Shit crazy, man!
43:32It's wild.
43:32Words don't make no sense, man!
43:34It doesn't make any sense.
43:34They're just making all these rules.
43:35Hoo-dee-doo-dee, hoo-dee-doo-dee!
43:37Uh, what about the Brits?
43:39They got all sorts of, you know, aluminum, aluminum, uh, color, with a U.
43:44You know what he's gonna say!
43:45Teo, why did you?
43:47Teo!
43:48Teo!
43:48Y'all don't hear me, though!
43:50No, no, no, no, no!
43:52Because this is wild, Teo!
43:53Oh, no.
43:54Oh, no!
43:55No, Teo, you did this to yourself!
43:57No!
43:57No, Teo, Teo!
43:59You did it to yourself, Teo!
44:00Fucked up!
44:01You fucked up, Teo!
44:02Teo!
44:02Teo, you fucked up!
44:04Teo, what is Quacey's new rules?
44:07Spell it the way you say it!
44:10The British spell it differently, Teo!
44:12I get it!
44:13What the fuck?
44:13Am I...
44:14Can y'all hear me?
44:15I can hear you.
44:16I can hear you.
44:17Fuck!
44:18What the hell?
44:19Teo, I'm getting dehydrated with all this mess.
44:21I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
44:22Get him some water!
44:23Someone get him water!
44:24Somebody help him!
44:25Help this guy!
44:26Somebody help!
44:27Can you hear him?
44:28I feel so sick.
44:29Does anyone have any more questions?
44:30No.
44:31Just say no.
44:32Say it again.
44:33No, no, no.
44:34I dare you have another question.
44:35I have another question!
44:36I dare you!
44:37We're good.
44:38This is, in fact, the first time we've had a perfect presentation!
44:41Thank you so much, Quacey!
44:43Woo!
44:44You felt it.
44:52Well, we learned a lot tonight.
44:55And with that, our secret meeting must come to a close.
44:59Let us venture back into the shadows, a little more enlightened than before.
45:03Thank you!
45:05And good night!
45:06Thank you, and good night!
45:08Thank you, and good night!
45:33Have you ever seen the title of your presentation?
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