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Ghostbusters VS Beetlejuice FULL MOVIE!
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00:10oh hey dad whoa what's the hat good question your uncle Egon left it to us in his world
00:20all right I actually don't have time to go through it right now uncle Egon is it true
00:25what people said about him you know how he's a crazy mad scientist yeah actually didn't know
00:30him very well but he was always nice to me when I was a kid oh you want to take
00:36a peek inside yeah
00:37I promise I won't break anything I trust you action I'll bring home dinner okay cool love
00:42you dad love you too whoa
01:13oh
01:15oh
01:15oh
01:16oh
01:21oh
01:22oh
01:26oh
01:41Oh, my God.
02:07Oh, my God.
02:27Oh, my God.
02:29Oh, my God.
02:31Who's there?
02:33Oh, my God.
02:39What do you guys think about my new drop?
02:41Comment down below.
02:43Huh?
02:44Who was that?
02:44Who's in here?
02:46Paxton, is that you?
02:47Don't!
02:48Don't sneak in my room!
02:49Oh, my God.
02:49I'm dead.
02:49I'm dead.
03:12I'm dead.
03:13everywhere for you!
03:15It was this little touch of chest,
03:16exploded everywhere, no!
03:17Brighton, Brighton, wait!
03:18Brighton!
03:19Sorry, my brother isn't usually this weird.
03:22Brighton, I understand.
03:23I have siblings too.
03:24But I have to get going.
03:26Oh, but the, just a minute.
03:31Call me.
03:32Okay.
03:36Bye, Cora!
03:37Not cool, bro.
03:39I'm gonna remember this when you start dating.
03:40Start dating?
03:41I date lots of girls.
03:42Sure.
03:44But it's so, so important to interrupt my date.
03:46Here, I'll show you.
03:47Ooh!
03:48Come on, Ashton.
03:49I know it's you.
03:50Come on, come on!
03:51Come on!
03:52Huh?
03:54Huh?
03:57Ah!
03:58Brighton!
03:58That box, right there!
03:59Right there!
04:00That box right there?
04:01Yeah.
04:01This one, right here?
04:02No, Brighton, stop.
04:04Brighton, do not open the box.
04:06This one right here?
04:07Please, Brighton, I'm serious.
04:09Don't, don't, don't open this?
04:10Okay.
04:11No, do not open it.
04:12No, do not open it.
04:13Don't, don't even touch it.
04:13Just don't touch the box.
04:19You're done.
04:20It's just an empty box.
04:21No, Brighton, I'm serious.
04:23There was, there was something in the box.
04:25It was like faces and things screaming everywhere.
04:26It was like a, it was like a, it was like a ghost.
04:30Yeah.
04:30It looked like ghosts.
04:31You gotta be kidding me.
04:32Not you too.
04:33I saw a ghost in my room.
04:34It ran straight through the wall and then a really big mess.
04:37So I got a sample.
04:38Whoa.
04:41Brighton, don't touch that.
04:42That's like ghost slime.
04:44It's just a jar of slime.
04:46Technically, it's ectoplasma.
04:48It should be safe to handle, but I got some tests just to be on the safe side.
04:52Paxton, how do you know so much about ghosts?
04:54I'm a fan.
04:55I've been studying supernatural phenomena for years and this is the first time I've come in contact with it.
05:00That's great.
05:01Do you know anything about that?
05:03Whoa.
05:04Where'd you get this chest?
05:05Is this from Great Uncle Egon?
05:07Uh, yeah.
05:08Whoa.
05:09Oh.
05:11Yes.
05:13Oh.
05:14Look at this.
05:15Do you know?
05:16I don't know.
05:17Do you guys know how cool this stuff is?
05:20Whoa.
05:27Wait.
05:28Did that foam come out of this box?
05:30Phone?
05:31I thought this was an old alarm clock.
05:33That's a phone?
05:35I think we should answer it.
05:37Well, you guys do what you want.
05:38I'm out of here.
05:47Hello?
05:53Hello?
05:55Hello, nephew.
05:56This is your Uncle Egon.
05:57If you're hearing this message, it means I've passed to the other side.
06:01I modified this phone to deliver this urgent message.
06:04One of the items in the chest is a small box that resembles a pirate chest.
06:09Do not open the pirate chest!
06:11It is a miniaturized containment unit and it must never be opened otherwise the 13 ghosts trapped inside will be
06:16released.
06:17In the unfortunate event that they are set free, I have included everything that you need to capture them.
06:22But seriously, don't open the pirate chest!
06:26Hello, nephew.
06:27This is your Uncle Egon.
06:29If you're hearing this message...
06:33Good thing we didn't know from the pirate chest.
06:35Uh, yeah.
06:37You opened it, didn't you?
06:39Yeah.
06:41Ashton!
06:41I'm sorry.
06:42I'll fix it.
06:43Uncle Egon said everything we need to catch the ghost would be in this box.
06:46This backpack's gotta help.
06:48Be careful!
06:50That's not a backpack.
06:52That's a nuclear-powered proton pack with a max output of 500,000 megahertz.
06:58Yeah, I knew that.
07:01Ooh.
07:09I told you to be careful!
07:11You didn't say I could have pressed the button.
07:13Only press the button if it's pointed straight at a ghost.
07:18Oh no.
07:21That's gonna kill me.
07:25Because it's gonna be fun.
07:26I didn't.
07:26I was gonna be able to get some neurotic.
07:39We're just playing the piano.
07:43What?
07:45Oh it's Brighton!
07:47Can you guys keep it down up there?
07:49I'm trying to focus here.
07:50sorry we had a little accident are you guys still seriously chasing ghosts
07:57come on symmetrical book stacking right and look this has to be supernatural
08:02uh-huh oh now i believe you no human being could ever stack books
08:11young up listen do you smell something
08:28peyton are you in here peyton you can come out are you in here
08:38peyton
08:43peyton
08:44i don't think she's in here yeah let's get out of here
08:49i seek the key master peyton oh are you okay i seek the key master i think she's possessed
08:57what whoa should i blast her no way dude she's still our sister peyton it's all three brothers
09:04there is no peyton on the school maybe something in uncle egon's chest can help
09:18ghost ridiculous
09:30pick up
09:33uh brighton it's not a good time right now i see it the ghost it's staring right at me that's
09:39not
09:39funny brighton just because you don't believe us doesn't mean you have to be rude about it
09:43i'm not joking it looks like the slime from paxton's jar
09:47you find my slime ghost he's an ugly little spud isn't he here i'll go out brighton you stay with
09:52peyton
09:52got it paxton i think he can hear you whatever you do don't move he won't hurt you
10:00don't move you don't move you don't move you don't move you don't move you don't move
10:04right dude brighton what happened are you okay i got slimed that's great actual physical contact
10:10can you move guys what's going on down there i feel funky brighton got slimed that's great actually
10:17save some for me you got it keep up here right away it's just right inside the living room
10:23oh hey here take this let's go let's go guys i see you that's the one that got me let's
10:34blast this
10:35slime ball yeah yeah all right ready guys yeah he got away mom and dad are not gonna like this
10:50he's back we got this guys there's something very important i forgot to tell you don't cross
10:57the streams why not what would happen something very bad i'm new here how bad are we talking
11:02try to imagine all life as you know is stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body
11:08exploding at the speed of light total photonic reversal okay that's bad you guys ready blast it
11:18crazy laser stream i don't want my face burnt off
11:28okay guys i'm opening the trap don't look too gently into it
11:34oh i looked at the trap accident oh don't cross the streets guys he's almost dead
11:41i'm gonna move take your shoes off ready set now
11:57did we get it he's in there we got him yeah wait what about peyton what happened to peyton
12:09hey peyton oh no she's gone don't worry guys we're gonna get her back
12:29stop firing if we keep missing we'll burn down the house are you sure it'll tell us where to find
12:34peyton it has to it's from the netherworld it must have answers it's gotta be an audiobook version
12:46you can catch it
12:52that's not good
12:57what are you doing let go now
13:06nice job ash hey can you help me read this it says seek help from betelgoose beetlejuice
13:14hey there folks due to a little exorcism error i find myself currently in possession
13:20get it and overstocked with all kinds of doors i got big doors small doors look at how itty bitty
13:28that
13:28guys guys i've even got cute little adorable i guess nobody's home and if you act now you'll
13:36get the best door of them all a door to the netherworld
13:42peyton what is happening to her she's translucent is she turning to a spirit i mean kid come on
13:47what do you expect she's been here for almost three years there's still a little bit left to
13:50save how do we get her back you want to talk to the ghost with the most you better give
13:53me a shout
13:54now let me out say it once say it twice third time's a charm what do you mean call my
14:00name three
14:01times bedell guess well bobby you're supposed to fix this beetlejuice that's a start baby come on
14:12beetlejuice yeah that's what i'm talking about come on hey i don't like the look of this one sec
14:18what's wrong she's right there first of all how many times have you talked to a commercial before
14:23you'd be surprised i don't see why we're even talking about this we just need to open the
14:27door and save peyton you know what happened last time you opened something you didn't know about
14:37why don't we just free him save peyton then we can ghost bust him i need time to think oh
14:42boys
14:43this black friday deal is almost over boys and there's not a whole lot left to say
14:47we need to save peyton that's all that matters
14:51beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice guys i just found the other half of the page a voice of warning
14:58do not seek help from
15:02it's showtime oh a hot crowd hot crowd i love it whoa he said the magic word sister remember let's
15:12make
15:12a deal gents deal that was the deal we let you out you give us our sister that does not
15:18sound like
15:18something i would say however i did say we could talk brothers buddies hermanos so good to have a
15:25family again back out thanks so much
15:34save that for later don't you even think about stealing any of my ghost goo buddies and i in the
15:39afterlife have a little uh laugh about that you don't have time for this all right all right don't
15:44get your panties in a bunch here's the deal you want your sister out i want your sister out i
15:49want us
15:49all to be a nice happy family again in order to get your sister out one of you is gonna
15:53have to go in
15:54you know what i mean treating places swap bodies you know swap spouses this guy doesn't know what
16:00i'm talking about so after explaining the rules i'm sure uh you want to talk most yourselves just open
16:04the door young man listen buddy if we don't follow the rules what are we animals i'll go no i'll
16:13go
16:13i'm the oldest it's my responsibility you're not responsible for me i'm going wait i have to go
16:18she's not just my sister she's my twin sister she'll understand oh i love you guys i haven't had this
16:25much fun since i saw taylor swift in pittsburgh it sounds like y'all want to go deal
16:44come on out baby
16:56women
17:01look babe i know there's an adjustment for both of us the reality is oh
17:12hey that's not very nice whoa whoa whoa she needs me
17:28hey
17:30hey hey let's just talk about this all right
17:33oh
17:33see babe you're falling for me already
17:36whoa whoa
17:38oh that happened man
17:40whoa freeze
17:43i'd like to have a very civil sensible chat with you but if i unfreeze you are you going to
17:49try to
17:49punch me again
17:49mm-mm
17:50are you sure mm-hmm i'll freeze you again
17:53mm-mm
17:55looks like we got off on the wrong foot here see i just want to spend some time
17:58where are my brothers and what did you do to them do to them what do i look like some
18:02kind of
18:03satis i didn't do anything to them bring them back now all right all right
18:09you really want your brothers back yes and you're willing to do anything yes wait what do you mean
18:15well dear little
18:19see in order to get this deal done i gotta get married what don't worry baby cakes we'll tie the
18:26knot get your brothers back be a happy family again it's the great american love story first
18:31off i'm 16 it's a minor inconvenience second off when i do marry someone is not going to be some
18:36rude disgusting weirdo just like a clown hey i resemble that remark all right but it's still got
18:43to be done doll now you see this limited time offer
18:49it's about to expire and so are they so make your choice quick
18:54you better help me get out of this boys deal we're gonna get hitched let's go baby all right
19:06wow much better why am i wearing this continuity babe let's go
19:29how did we get back here i don't know but we have to fight baby
19:34this is my cheese balls don't say his name we don't know what'll happen let's go bust this guy come
19:40on
19:40all right oh look my three favorite people took you long enough i got a little surprise for you
19:47ta-da peyton you're okay oh what a wonderful big happy family oh i love you guys come here sweetie
19:57do you want to tell them or should i tell us what um i kind of made a deal a
20:02deal what deal what do you
20:04mean what deal she's my boo let me make it easier on you i can see you guys are confused
20:09i'm peyton de lew and i totally want to get married so that he can stay in the real world
20:15it's gonna get your hands off whoa that is not happening chill out there chief as you can see
20:20she's spoken for let's get rid of this guy now get rid of me what do you mean i'm a
20:25ghostbuster too
20:26i'm one of you guys busting makes me feel good yeah i mean think about it i gotta be one
20:32of you guys
20:33the leading exorcist with the world's leading bio exorcist think of it it's a match made in heaven
20:38right plus i've seen every horror movie ever made they're pretty hilarious and i can do anything that
20:44they have to do in that one trust me on that i've been practicing not to mention i can do
20:50this
20:52look at that ninja action what's happening you turned us into action figures you know it boy
20:58change us back now oh i got a feisty one here i just thought you guys could use a little
21:05me time get it little b let's boogie
21:26what's happening to us we're possessed he's making us do this guys we need to get to the
21:33look you look beautiful it's over there i think i found it all you have to do to make a
21:42return
21:43says name three times beetlejuice
21:55beteljuice you think that you're gonna stop me little ghostbuster
22:03hey i mean come on haven't i always been to you
22:09i'm a juice beetlejuice
22:24i don't see unless you want to marry him don't say his name peyton i'm so proud of us we
22:30all worked
22:30together and defeated him thanks for saving us peyton you did awesome yes at least i could you guys
22:35saved me time to take out the trash thanks for being awesome see ya
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