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HOT.......🧡🍏 🔥 Off Campus Episode 1
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00:09I'll see you next time.
02:34That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:41I probably failed.
02:42Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:59Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00I mean, babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:32So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop, Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:21I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchake's at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:39It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department
04:48is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:10Bye, Mona.
05:12I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:16See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do
05:20that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:50Find another tutor, dude.
06:06I don't know what I'd say, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards and the cards and the cards and the club.
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this.
06:21Licking their lips.
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs.
06:28Everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit.
06:31I don't need to chase that hit.
06:32As long as I've got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:37All right.
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't.
07:37No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:41No, they're just gonna give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:48Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz.
08:12Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money, right?
08:17What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:24We're gonna get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:57Famous last words.
08:58Because the competition, it's...
08:59It's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:01No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:10We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:32Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again!
09:43No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower, I'll come fix it.
09:47Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs!
09:49Told you!
09:50I'll be right down.
09:52Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will!
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have.
10:05Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys!
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening game tomorrow!
10:28Let's go!
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:32Hey!
10:32Oh, Garrett!
10:33Do you hear me?
10:42Smells good, Tucker.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean!
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro.
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
11:00It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower sex is a second.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making, Tucker?
11:16It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27You want to look at that one?
11:28There's nothing for you, Logan, if you're going to make all my food.
11:30You're just dippable, man.
11:31You look great.
11:33I'll be listening to you.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:55Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Brought your refill.
12:05One's my max.
12:07My before game.
12:09So strict.
12:11Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so in you, I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I want to do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough till we cross the line.
12:45So maybe we're going to play.
12:47Okay, so for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a girl girl.
12:56You haven't fallen in love in all times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:00I don't know.
13:01I don't know.
13:03I don't know.
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:05You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about him.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:28Hold on, just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt and it goes terribly.
13:46Or he's just not interested and then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe, like, or maybe, I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:16What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to a block party tomorrow, including Justin, probably.
14:29When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:33But you love music?
14:35No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse, and you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:40I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but I...
14:47No, Hannah, I'm not letting you all fell out this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:14I want you so bad my fingers shook with it and with it.
15:17I want all the money in the world, but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23Can't somebody else, when we're in the theater.
15:26I don't want to work with them, I don't want to work with them the same.
15:29I don't want to work with them, I don't want to work with them.
15:32I don't want to work with them, but they don't know what we will.
15:35I change my hair, I change your clothes.
15:38My cheeks have tattoos, they feel like home.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:45I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body, somebody would a body, you're somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body, somebody would a body, want your body on me.
16:00Not just a body, you're somebody, you're somebody to me.
16:06Not just a body, you're somebody, you're somebody to me.
16:10Not just a body, you're somebody, you're somebody to me.
16:12If that one again, it might take you by surprise.
16:16My box of shorts, so sure I could drive in.
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes.
16:22My cheek tattoos, they feel like home.
16:25They still talk, but I don't care.
16:28So you're all your things through my head.
16:31People talk, I know they do, let's let them talk about me.
16:39Not a body, not a body, you're somebody to me.
16:45It's you're somebody, it is you're somebody, it's you're somebody.
16:48It's you're somebody, it's you're somebody.
16:52Oh!
16:53Oh!
16:55Oh!
16:58Oh.
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:33Wow, okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very up front.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:52Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game.
18:02How I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:13Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:17Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is, uh...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe...
18:38You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking
18:43that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way,
18:48you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:17The Bruins are putting a lot of faith,
19:18a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential
19:22to be a generational player.
19:24Wow, really?
19:25Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not your man and day
19:41I'm gonna try and let her suck
19:44For a fee, I'm happy to be
19:48You're a best-o-man
19:51Come on.
19:51Hey!
19:53Gurney's Eve
19:54I got a treat
19:55I got a treat
19:57I got a treat
19:59I got a treat
20:01I got a treat
20:03I got a treat
20:04Oh, I take it back.
20:10Move
20:11Move, come on
20:12Come on
20:13I got a treat
20:17All right, what I mean?
20:20Come on
20:20Let me out
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39How says...
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Nay!
20:42Okay.
20:43Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I am a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:55I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:01He gets a half hour.
21:02If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:29No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini-fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Well, take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
23:00All right.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room. I'll fall asleep.
23:09Fair enough.
23:10How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great. That's, like, halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:21That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music. Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32What? Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:36Riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song
23:55and I fail a pop showcase
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:02If I don't fall in love,
24:03I can't be a tailor
24:04that can write a perfect song
24:05about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love someday.
24:16Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night
24:23and I have literally no idea what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:30You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:42Nothing.
24:42Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:58you weren't supposed to open up balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, fella.
25:32Oh, time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41After game.
25:44Oh, there you are.
25:45You're not having to make something even morally.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:54Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order?
25:59Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:01No, I-I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:06Um, your-your band is really good.
26:10Ah, yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not, like, a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I-I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing?
26:29Um, Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I-
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I-
26:40Oh, my God, yeah.
26:41Yeah, sorry.
26:43Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it, like, a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:04You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:06That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like, the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:10That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:13Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:26You could just ask my name.
27:27And usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:45It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:08I love you.
28:16Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:25Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31You know, gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:38Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me,
29:10or made me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:34Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:40We have a game today.
29:41I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:46If you would just see it.
29:47I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:51I'll see you at the wedding.
29:51Make you a man and make you a hundred more.
29:54Boy.
29:55Real.
29:56Boy.
29:58Staring at fate.
29:59I'm in the lead and I'm breaking the waves.
30:00Please welcome your very own.
30:05Runners!
30:07Go!
30:09Go!
30:10Go!
30:11Go!
30:11Go!
30:11Go!
30:12Go!
30:14Go!
30:28Go, excited!
30:30What's the hell?
30:31Do you want this?
30:32I think he has a potential and honestly to have a bigger impact that Phil ever has.
30:36All right.
30:36I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:40I just fucking hate him!
30:42Have the shittest huh?
30:43I'm at the table. I don't believe I don't think this isn't a game that the street from it is
30:48out of stage
30:48Right on the corner
30:56Graham is a bigger player. I think he can play that mean physical game needs to be consistent
31:07Come on, bro, get your head in it
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal and he's always on the warpath
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:37It's the board of podcasts
31:39Let's go, Graham, get the ball
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player
31:47Derrick Graham turns out to be
31:57He said that, you know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing, you've been hooking up since summer
32:03Whatever, good friends, and honestly, he's playing like shit
32:06Yo, Graham's playing like shit
32:08I told you they're fucking losers
32:11Let's hope they keep at it
32:12We'll destroy them
32:14Hell yeah
32:14Let me get some of that, Delaney
32:16I got you, bro
32:35I got you, bro
32:59I got you too
33:12Hey Garrett
33:14Oh, man
33:16I don't care
33:16Hey, the game's not over!
34:07I was justified when I was five
34:11Raisin Cane, that's me in your eyes
34:16Times are changing, now the boogie's back
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:30Eat me on a Friday night, that's all right
34:34I even like steak on a setting night
34:37The bitch, the bitch, the sludge of juice
34:41I could hide in the evening, sniffing pots of glue
34:48I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch here's back
34:51Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
34:55I can bench, I can bench, cause I'm better than you
34:59It's the way that I do, the things that I do
35:02I entertain by picking brains
35:13Sell my soul by dropping things
35:17I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:32I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
35:36Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I can bench, cause I do
35:44Move it, move it, here we go
35:46Here we go, here we go
35:48Here we go
35:49Here we go
35:50Next slide
35:51Next slide
35:53Woo!
35:56Yes!
35:57Yes!
35:57Woo!
36:06Welcome back, man!
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch here's back
36:16Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
36:20I can bench, I can bench, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I do
36:25The thing that I do
36:29Hey, hey, hey
36:33Woo!
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:06I'm gonna try to catch you
37:10Go go
37:11Go go
37:13Go go
37:13Go go
37:13Go go
37:13Go go
37:13Go go
37:13Close your eyes
37:16What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come on
37:28come out with us. No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest. Also, I've had a long day and I'm
37:32watching a movie. No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing. Hi, babe.
37:37Good to see you, too. Whatever. Hi, I love you. No, convince Hannah to come out. It's block party,
37:42Hannah. You know, if you don't give an ass, she'll just keep at it until you do. And if you
37:46still
37:46don't, she'll text you all night distracting you. Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50It doesn't matter. She's coming.
37:55Okay. I don't know. What just happened? Justin Cole just happened. Yeah, well, Dexter's
38:00already there. And so is Justin fucking Cole. And he's there alone, which means Hannah's
38:03going to slide right in. No, no, I have nothing to wear. Okay, well, that's not even remotely
38:07true. Come on, I'll pick out your outfit. You just do your makeup. Really try to look hot,
38:12Hannah. Do I not normally? You just look. Sean, help me. I plead the fifth. Fine. Okay,
38:21I'll do your makeup, too. Just hustle. Before Justin leaves.
38:46Eww. Eww. Eww. Yes, bitch. That is what I'm talking about, honey. All right. Okay. Um, don't look no, but
38:54I'm gonna do it.
38:54But Justin is right over, I just said, don't look now.
39:00Well now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I talked to him earlier.
39:03He's not good.
39:05No, just stop thinking this.
39:07Hell, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:11I can get us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage.
39:13Hey, don't get pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:15Hannah's friend from high school, I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk
39:21to Justin fucking Cole.
39:23Well, right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance first?
39:27Well, yeah, we can.
39:28Let me give you a shot.
39:41Wow, that's such a great, thank you so much.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who?
40:06She has?
40:07Yet you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11No.
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right.
40:15Yes.
40:16Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give me a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yup.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:26Thanks.
40:28Oh.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:33Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me.
40:36Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:38Where by are you?
40:38That's her name.
40:39Yes, sir.
40:40Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:43Here we go.
40:44Let's go in, Tini.
40:44Come on, Dini.
40:45And you got something so I did.
40:54And if you gave me the keys, I was coming,
40:59but I didn't think about yourself tomorrow.
41:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:05Oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:05And I don't want to hang it all with me.
41:08I don't want to hang it all with me.
41:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:11Oh, oh, oh.
41:12Oh, take the picture up.
41:16Thank you so much!
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
42:19Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Who are you?
42:22We'll be watching.
42:23Perfect.
42:23Okay, give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got to go.
42:29You got to go.
42:36Stop!
42:41In the shower, sing it, it's like what you're born.
42:45And I need a little bit more of a soul.
42:50Yeah, but you forgot that!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14You're sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you add?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic.
43:30Uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie!
43:33Classical.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38But you never do.
43:39Yeah.
43:41Oh, no!
43:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
43:42Here, come here.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56Nothing like Phil Graham.
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:03You are Johanna, right?
44:06Yeah.
44:07Anna Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Oh, okay.
44:19I don't play it, I don't play it.
44:21See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has,
44:39especially when that someone is a Briarview athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain,
44:49highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:18I saw your Instagram.
45:20You, uh, you sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh, you love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:39I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:04Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I...
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class
46:22because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And I'm pretty sure you're the only one
46:28that can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I help you study for the midterm
46:34and you play my fake boyfriend
46:36to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42Well, you'd still have to pay me.
46:45Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:15Asshole.
47:16I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:19You're not interested in me
47:20and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:30So?
47:32Ah!
47:38Deal.
47:55For this plan to work,
47:57we have to sell.
48:00We're going to be fake dating.
48:01There needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:05Do you seriously think
48:06that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone
48:24that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:34Not bad.
48:38Me and you in the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy
48:51I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician
48:54who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me
48:56what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone
48:59who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the puck.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:25If I looked all over the world
49:29And there's every type of girl
49:32Watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancing with myself
49:38So let's sink another drink
49:41It'll give me time to think
49:44If I had the chance
49:46I asked the world to dance
49:48I'm dancing with myself
49:50Dancing with myself
49:53Dancing with myself
49:55Dancing with myself
49:56But there's nothing to lose
49:58And there's nothing to prove
50:00I'm dancing with myself
50:03Swim, swim, swim
50:06Swim, swim, swim
50:09Swim, swim, swim
50:10Swim, swim, swim
50:14You looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:25You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had a chance, I asked the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had a chance, I asked the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance, I asked the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance, I asked the world to dance
50:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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