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00:00:03Leona Sherwood, come home with a husband next week, or I will pick one for you.
00:00:08Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her.
00:00:10Bring the girl and the wand to me, or I am going to sell your little sister off.
00:00:15This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:00:17I'm going to have some fun.
00:00:19You sure about this marriage thing?
00:00:22Now, where is my wand?
00:00:24It's complicated.
00:00:25He's been lying this whole time.
00:00:27I need to tell her the truth.
00:00:30You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:00:33I can get it back.
00:00:34No, we're both going to go get it.
00:00:37I can't trust him, but my gut tells me this time it might be different.
00:00:43End of the line, witches!
00:00:44You would rather die than let you take the whole...
00:00:47Get away from her!
00:00:48Eric!
00:00:53Now you're free.
00:00:54I don't want to be free.
00:00:57I want to be with you.
00:01:26I want to be with you.
00:01:29me when you're going to do that please oh please don't be such a child do you still have the
00:01:36wand of
00:01:36light see the all-powerful magic heirloom still safe and sound no you should be more careful
00:01:52the wand of light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires yeah and if it falls into
00:01:59the wrong hands it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world but a marriage to another noble
00:02:06witch family would only strengthen your power yeah unless it's an evil svensson right the svensons are
00:02:15our worst enemies leona do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of
00:02:20them i know sorry you are the guardian of the wand of light leona and you can't reach your full
00:02:30potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family come home with a husband next week or
00:02:37i
00:02:37will pick one for you what mom no please don't leona sherwood you are getting married whether you like
00:02:45the boy i pick or not mom understand don't worry mom i'm the responsible daughter remember
00:03:02okay leona sherwood this is your last weekend of freedom
00:03:10for two more nights fuck my responsibility i'm gonna have some fun
00:03:29thank you that would be 25 dollars i think you mean it's on the house right right it's on the
00:03:40house
00:03:58there you are little miss sherwood
00:04:06where the hell are you i'm in vegas like i said it would be old man hey don't you get
00:04:11smart with me
00:04:12you little shit remember your mission seduce the sherwood heir and marry her and then that
00:04:18whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our debts you mean your debts quiet it's bad enough
00:04:24that i have a sorry excuse for an heir you are an embarrassment to the spenson name now if you
00:04:30don't
00:04:31marry the sherwood girl like i told you i am going to sell your little sister off to old fitzgerald
00:04:38to be his fourth wife dad secret is just a kid when i want your opinion i will ask for
00:04:45it until then
00:04:45you shut up and do as i say do you understand yeah i understand good and you keep practicing
00:04:55you sound god-awful heartless fucking bastard
00:05:14it's two of us you're saying you don't remember me who remembers shipping in his dumb teens anyways
00:05:20no way totally i love that show i watched it in one sitting at like 2 a.m this is
00:05:27one of my favorites
00:05:28it definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves but i think it's one of the best ones really
00:05:34i never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy looks can be deceiving
00:05:44the wand of light so it does exist maybe i'm just jaded it's hard to believe that love like
00:05:52that actually exists in real life why not we're witches monsters and magic exist in our world why
00:05:59can't true love i am lily by the way lily collins eric phillips nice to meet you lily collins
00:06:12damn he's hot and i'm in vegas i deserve a little fun well eric phillips i'll be in the poker
00:06:20room
00:06:21tonight maybe i'll see you there maybe
00:06:42okay svenson don't fuck this up
00:06:59eric motherfucking svenson excuse me you ghost me for three months after sleeping with me and you
00:07:05think you can sit there and act like nothing happened i think you've got me confused with
00:07:08someone else don't gaslight me svenson i know exactly who you are
00:07:26you know who she is i think she's got me confused with someone else
00:07:35i think she's got me confused with someone else
00:07:43you're nervous not at all you can always fold you know i'd hate to send you home empty-handed
00:07:53not a chance i'm here to wait you sure seems like your focus is somewhere else
00:08:02oh i am very focused
00:08:07are you guys done making google eyes at each other or what
00:08:12you're full of shit phillips i call yeah there is no way that you have this
00:08:18but don't worry i'll let you go another round once i beat you actually i think i'm about to hit
00:08:26the
00:08:54jackpot
00:08:56do you want me to stop
00:09:12let him watch give him a shower
00:09:27oh wait wait please don't stop
00:09:31use your words tell me what you want i want your tongue inside me please that's a good girl
00:09:49wait wait i i think i'm gonna
00:09:53was that some kind of vision
00:09:58no that was from him
00:10:08lucky son of a bitch
00:10:10beginner lux let's see you do it again next hand
00:10:13no can do
00:10:15i have a date with a very pretty lady
00:10:24why do i have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present eric phillips
00:10:45you know it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game
00:10:52hmm it's very distracting
00:10:56well you know it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game
00:11:02i just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:11:13eric there are people
00:11:14and if you're quiet and if you're quiet they won't see you
00:11:20i should stop
00:11:22this wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:11:23you know you were right before
00:11:25i'm not who i say i am
00:11:28and who out there is exactly as they present
00:11:31but i am
00:11:32look i don't care who you are outside of this
00:11:35for once
00:11:36for once in my life
00:11:37i
00:11:38i just want to forget about everything
00:11:41just live in the moment
00:11:44and i think you
00:11:46can help me do that
00:11:54remove the camouflage
00:11:56i want you to see you
00:11:59the real you
00:12:01but then you'll know who i am
00:12:04i already know who you are
00:12:06the real you
00:12:08wants to let go
00:12:14no one's ever looked at me like that
00:12:17he really wants me
00:12:19the real me
00:12:20fuck
00:12:23you are gorgeous
00:12:26i want you eric
00:12:29i need you
00:12:34spread your legs for me
00:12:39keep your eyes open
00:12:42i want you to watch yourself come
00:12:46all over my fingers
00:12:51keep your eyes open
00:12:58i thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:13:00they can if you stay quiet
00:13:03keep your eyes open
00:13:04or i'll stop
00:13:11look down at my head
00:13:17oh my god they hurt me
00:13:19i can't
00:13:21just relax
00:13:22i can't
00:13:25i can't
00:13:25eric
00:13:26it's okay
00:13:28don't think
00:13:30just kill
00:13:31tell me how you feel
00:13:33so good
00:13:35but i need
00:13:36more
00:13:37eric
00:13:40i can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:13:47so i'm going to make you come
00:13:50i'll get you there
00:13:52i'm going to go down
00:13:53i want you to scream my name
00:13:55when you come
00:13:56five
00:13:58four
00:14:00three
00:14:02two
00:14:06four
00:14:26i can't believe i just came on his hand
00:14:29in front of other people
00:14:31i think this is your floor
00:14:39i'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock
00:14:43if you decide that you want one
00:14:46see you there
00:14:56how does he know what floor i was on
00:15:03so you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done
00:15:09what about you
00:15:13i'm the responsible sister
00:15:15the boring one if you will
00:15:18and i do what i'm supposed to do
00:15:20all the rules and all that good stuff
00:15:23i don't believe you
00:15:24i mean
00:15:25i know how you are in an elevator
00:15:27oh come on
00:15:30come on
00:15:32it's vegas
00:15:33let me be your bad influence
00:15:35just for tonight
00:15:38so
00:15:40any bad ideas
00:15:45just one
00:15:52what are you doing
00:15:53oh
00:16:09no games
00:16:11just fuck me already
00:16:12i thought i would try to woo you first
00:16:14consider me wooed
00:16:15then we could take it slow
00:16:17oh your lips say one thing
00:16:19but your body says something else
00:16:32wait
00:16:35shit
00:16:36i almost lost my cool
00:16:38i gotta remember the plan
00:16:42oh my god
00:16:43i can't believe i just did that
00:16:44that was so embarrassing
00:16:45this is why i don't do crazy
00:16:47shit that was way too much
00:16:49hey
00:16:50you're never too much
00:16:51you don't understand eric
00:16:53okay if my family saw me do any of that they would freak out
00:16:57tonight's not about your family
00:16:58tonight's about you remember
00:17:01forget what everyone else has told you to do
00:17:03do something that you want to do
00:17:05something no one would expect
00:17:07maybe he's right
00:17:09i've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:17:15for once in my life
00:17:17i'm doing something for myself
00:17:20she spotted the chapel
00:17:22just like i planned
00:17:26so are you uh
00:17:28you sure about this marriage thing
00:17:29it's only temporary
00:17:31okay and old magic is weak
00:17:33the the hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:17:37so are you ready for a holy matrimony
00:17:39i'm ready if you're ready
00:17:43come on
00:17:46let's go
00:17:52you nervous
00:17:55just never been married before
00:18:04uh it's my sister i need to take this
00:18:06oh yeah take your time
00:18:08elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet
00:18:10hey mama let's get some flowers for you come on
00:18:12let's do it
00:18:14you need to come home now
00:18:16i can't secret
00:18:17eric dad's up to something he invited bit surreal to the house and made me dress up
00:18:22he looks at me weird it really freaks me out
00:18:25you were my big brother e i need you here
00:18:28listen i can't leave right now but i promise
00:18:31when i come home i'll have enough power to get rid of dad forever okay
00:18:38hey
00:18:40is everything okay
00:18:42yeah
00:18:45yeah it's fine
00:18:48you uh you sure about this
00:18:51it's only temporary
00:18:52it's only temporary
00:18:53come on we'll be laughing about this for years
00:18:58let's go
00:19:14right
00:19:15right only temporary unless you get hand fasted under a full moon then the hand fast bond is nearly
00:19:22unbreakable
00:19:23but she doesn't know that and once she does she'll hate me
00:19:28is your sister okay is something wrong
00:19:33nothing's wrong we're about to get married in vegas by ovis
00:19:37what could possibly be wrong
00:19:40all right you ready to rock and roll you hunk a hunk a hot couple
00:19:44let's get this show started
00:20:12this is
00:20:14This is it. I have the Wand of Light, the most powerful object in the world.
00:20:20If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father, set Sigrid and I free.
00:20:32But I already betrayed her once.
00:20:53Finally, I simply threatened my internet.
00:20:54For now, we will return to CELFOS on cliffhunter.
00:21:05There is in the second video that I released for free.
00:21:16I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:21:18Be back soon.
00:21:29It's only temporary.
00:21:30Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:21:32The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:21:35Hmm.
00:21:36That's weird.
00:21:38The mark should have worn off by now.
00:21:47So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:21:54No, it's...
00:21:56complicated.
00:21:57Complicated?
00:21:58Or distracted?
00:22:00You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:22:02and bind her power to this family.
00:22:05Not to play house.
00:22:06You're a Svensson.
00:22:08Act like one.
00:22:09Eric is a Svensson?
00:22:12I married my family's worst enemy?
00:22:15I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:22:17Then stop hesitating.
00:22:19If the rumors about the wand of light are true,
00:22:22we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:22:24So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:22:27and then bring her to me, idiot.
00:22:38He's been lying this whole time.
00:22:46I need to tell her the truth.
00:22:49You lying piece of troll shit!
00:22:52You didn't want me.
00:22:53You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:57I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:59You still lied to me, Eric.
00:23:01You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:23:03That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:23:05Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:23:07Why before?
00:23:08Before you decided to mess with me?
00:23:10Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:23:13I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:23:14I'm trying to save mine.
00:23:15Oh, I know all about you, Spensens.
00:23:18All you do is lie and cheat and steal
00:23:22to get whatever you fucking want.
00:23:23I should have caught it at the poker table,
00:23:25but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:23:29The hand fast mark, it'll fade.
00:23:31Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:23:34The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:23:36Not that part.
00:23:37Not with you.
00:23:39It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:23:41You will never, ever get the wand.
00:23:45Lili, wait.
00:23:47When this fades, Eric,
00:23:49I will never have to see you again.
00:24:04So, that didn't happen.
00:24:08My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:24:12Then a month went by.
00:24:14Then, well...
00:24:20See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:24:23It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:24:26Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:24:33Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:24:39Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:24:47I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:25:08Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:25:11The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:25:17No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:25:21I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:25:50Who are you?
00:25:51What do you want with the wand of light?
00:25:54Nothing.
00:25:55I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:26:00Payday?
00:26:01Someone sent you!
00:26:02Who?
00:26:03I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:26:06Sorry, sweetie.
00:26:08Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:26:19No!
00:26:21No!
00:26:22No!
00:26:22No!
00:26:23No!
00:26:23No!
00:26:23No!
00:26:23No!
00:26:24No!
00:26:24No!
00:26:24No!
00:26:24Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:26:27You're in over your head.
00:26:30I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:26:34Suit yourself.
00:26:39Suit yourself.
00:26:48What the fuck?
00:27:03Get off me!
00:27:04She has the wand!
00:27:06I got the wand.
00:27:08I'll get the rest later.
00:27:12No!
00:27:15You are the reason I lost the wand.
00:27:17What?
00:27:18Who are you?
00:27:24The hand fast mark.
00:27:29Hello, wife.
00:27:30Miss me?
00:27:34What are you doing here?
00:27:36Oh, well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but
00:27:40it looks like you were more into bondage.
00:27:42I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:27:43Shut up!
00:27:47Look, you should be thanking me.
00:27:49I did just save your house.
00:27:50Thanking you?
00:27:51You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:27:54How did you even find me?
00:27:57Wait a minute.
00:27:59You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:28:02Maybe.
00:28:04Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:28:08Okay, first, you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now
00:28:13you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:28:18Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:28:20Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spinsing schemes?
00:28:23I-I just-I need it, okay?
00:28:26It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:28:31Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage.
00:28:33Not yet.
00:28:34But he knows about the wand.
00:28:36If he gets a hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:28:38Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world.
00:28:41Or worse.
00:28:42No!
00:28:43Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:28:45I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:28:47It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:28:49She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever.
00:28:52And that's your fault!
00:28:54I can get it back.
00:28:57Look, I know I don't deserve it.
00:28:58But just give me one more chance.
00:29:01I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:29:05the
00:29:05divorce spell.
00:29:06Please, Lily, just give me one more chance.
00:29:09Please.
00:29:10I can't trust him.
00:29:12I shouldn't.
00:29:14But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:29:23No.
00:29:25No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:29:28It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:29:34the
00:29:34wrong hands.
00:29:35And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful, magical
00:29:39object in the entire world?
00:29:42Fair.
00:29:43Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:29:46God, I hate when you call me that.
00:29:48All right.
00:29:49I'll call you wife.
00:29:51And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:54Eric, husband, daddy.
00:29:56Shut up!
00:29:57Don't call me wife either.
00:29:59After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell.
00:30:01Got it?
00:30:02You're breaking my heart.
00:30:03I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:30:07Yeah.
00:30:07You're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:30:10We'll see.
00:30:16Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:30:21That's a ten-mile radius.
00:30:23We'll never find a wand inside that circle.
00:30:25Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:30:28It doesn't last long, though.
00:30:30We'll have like three or four days.
00:30:31Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:30:36Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:30:42After this, we're done.
00:30:44You got it?
00:30:44Don't go back on your words, Benson.
00:30:46We will do the divorce spell.
00:30:48Cross my heart.
00:30:50Hope to die.
00:30:55Hope to die.
00:31:08You imagicked a car here?
00:31:10This isn't just any car.
00:31:18This is Bessie.
00:31:19You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:31:25In a car without a roof?
00:31:27I mean, if you're not comfortable,
00:31:33I could go by myself.
00:31:36If you trust me not to run away.
00:31:39I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:31:42I was going to throw in the trash.
00:31:46Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:32:07We've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:32:23You're Svensson.
00:32:24You don't play house with Sheryls.
00:32:26Wait, why are we turning?
00:32:27We don't have any time.
00:32:29We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:32:31That circle is getting further and further away.
00:32:34Plus, it's getting dark.
00:32:35We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:32:36Why don't you just let me drive?
00:32:38Because you haven't slept either.
00:32:40Plus, no one can drive Bessie from me.
00:32:43What is with guys and cars?
00:32:45Jesus.
00:32:45No.
00:32:46I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:32:49My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:53Anyone that's non-blood-related can't touch it.
00:32:55The Svensson's like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:58Your family has issues.
00:33:00Finally, something we can agree on.
00:33:03Was this your plan all along?
00:33:05Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil,
00:33:08so I get all ooey-gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:33:11Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:33:14Yeah.
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:27You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have,
00:33:32then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:33:40I promise, no funny business.
00:33:44Pinky promise.
00:34:04Good night to you, too.
00:34:20In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:34:26Seagrid?
00:34:26Yeah.
00:34:28Seagrid.
00:34:30She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:34:32She's different than us.
00:34:35Better.
00:34:36Not like you?
00:34:38No.
00:34:40Not like me.
00:34:42But you already know that.
00:35:06But you already know that.
00:35:34Good morning, wife.
00:35:37I told you not to come.
00:35:55You were saying something?
00:35:58What?
00:36:01How did you know I was awake?
00:36:04My husband always knows.
00:36:06Hmm.
00:36:12Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:36:18No peeking.
00:36:23Cross my heart.
00:36:25Hope to die.
00:36:33I need to get a grip.
00:36:35Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:36:41I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:53I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:37:09Look, I'm so close.
00:37:15Okay.
00:37:16That's it, Lily.
00:37:18Be a good girl.
00:37:20And come for me.
00:37:27Are you ready?
00:37:30Are you ready?
00:37:32Okay.
00:37:34Eric!
00:37:48You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:52I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:55Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:57God, you are so full of yourself.
00:38:00Do I know what I heard?
00:38:02Say another word, and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:38:07Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:38:14And you came so hard, you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:38:19I think about those times a lot.
00:38:22Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:38:49You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:52It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:54Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:58Well, I am your wife, after all.
00:39:00Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:39:03Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:39:05I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:39:09So all I am is a mistake.
00:39:10If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand-fast married.
00:39:14Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:39:19Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:39:24See?
00:39:25There you go again.
00:39:26Always worried about what your family wants.
00:39:28It's never about what you want.
00:39:29I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:39:32If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:39:35Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:39:38That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:39:42You ever think of that?
00:39:44Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:39:46Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:39:48Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:40:09I want to get some coffee.
00:40:11It's being dark.
00:40:11You really think you should be alone?
00:40:13So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:40:20Fine.
00:40:21Just don't take too long.
00:40:25You got her in the car or what?
00:40:27Who?
00:40:28Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:40:30The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:40:35You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:40:38You did a good job of hiding it.
00:40:39I'll give you that.
00:40:40Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:40:43What's the end game here?
00:40:45You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:40:48What does she have to do with it?
00:40:49Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:52I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:56When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:41:01And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:41:05So you just want to use her?
00:41:07Like you use mom?
00:41:08Like you're using your own daughter.
00:41:10This is not a request, boy.
00:41:13Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:41:17Your magic, everything.
00:41:19And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:41:33This isn't right.
00:41:34The trail should still be here.
00:41:37Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:41:39Yeah, thank you.
00:41:40Wait, how did you know my...
00:41:43You.
00:41:47But the map said that...
00:41:49That's cute.
00:41:51You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:58That mom's mine.
00:42:03Not anymore, it's not.
00:42:04And sadly, my employers need your powers, too.
00:42:08Employer?
00:42:11Hold still.
00:42:12This will only hurt a bit.
00:42:14No, stop.
00:42:15Stop!
00:42:23Get away from her!
00:42:28Eric, the wand!
00:42:42My magic.
00:42:43She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:42:46You're okay.
00:42:46I got you.
00:42:47You're okay.
00:42:49You're okay.
00:42:51You don't understand.
00:42:53The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:56What did she want with my powers?
00:42:58The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:43:01She can't have gone far.
00:43:02We'll find her.
00:43:03Lay low for now.
00:43:04Hey, Eric, stop the car.
00:43:05I can't breathe.
00:43:07Okay.
00:43:17Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:19Look at me.
00:43:19Look at me.
00:43:20You're okay.
00:43:21You're okay.
00:43:21Just breathe.
00:43:22I got you.
00:43:24You're safe.
00:43:26I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:43:29I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:43:31Not while I'm breathing.
00:43:45I still hate you.
00:43:49If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:53This doesn't change anything.
00:43:55It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:58Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:44:09Is that what you want, Lily?
00:44:11You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:44:14You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:44:24Eric.
00:44:27Wait, wait.
00:44:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:44:34We can't do this.
00:44:38This is what goes wrong between us.
00:44:39We can't make that mistake again.
00:44:41We have a job to do, Eric.
00:44:43Let's get the wand.
00:44:45That's it.
00:44:46And then what?
00:44:48You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:51We do the divorce spell.
00:44:53And we never see each other again.
00:45:26Smells like fresh baked pastries.
00:45:28Cinnamon.
00:45:31Old magic.
00:45:35I should have known.
00:45:37It's a satyr's inn.
00:45:39That spell.
00:45:42Nomenin habitus smell.
00:45:44It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:49You mean orgies?
00:45:51Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:45:55It lowers any fear.
00:45:58Doubt.
00:45:59Shame.
00:46:00Grants of your deepest desires.
00:46:03Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:46:15Here, Eric, don't.
00:46:18I'm trying not to.
00:46:27I'm trying not to.
00:46:27Here, Eric, don't.
00:46:30I'm trying not to.
00:46:36The spell doesn't create desire.
00:46:40It lets go of the lies.
00:46:43It tells us what we really want.
00:46:45What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:47It matters in here.
00:46:50Tell me what you really want.
00:46:53You can say goodbye.
00:46:55And go our separate ways.
00:46:57Or you can tell me you want this.
00:47:00You want me.
00:47:03Tell me to stay.
00:47:07Stay here.
00:47:08Please.
00:47:10God, what is this?
00:47:12Is this just the magic?
00:47:14No.
00:47:17It's not the spell.
00:47:20It's freedom.
00:47:22You can hear the outside world, does it matter?
00:47:25Just you.
00:47:26And me.
00:47:29I shouldn't want this.
00:47:31I know.
00:47:34I shouldn't be doing this.
00:47:38Or this.
00:47:40The elder Sherwood.
00:47:42To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:47You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:50To mine.
00:47:52You're not the ear.
00:47:54To the Sherwood family.
00:47:57Who are you?
00:47:59I want you, Eric.
00:48:01I need you.
00:48:05Tell me who you are.
00:48:07Really.
00:48:10Close.
00:48:14But not quite.
00:48:17Tonight.
00:48:19Tell me who you are.
00:48:21Your wife.
00:48:26Your wife.
00:48:45This doesn't change anything.
00:48:47I know.
00:48:49We can have tonight.
00:48:50And then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:54Sure.
00:48:55I'll go back to being my bad self.
00:48:57And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch.
00:49:01Excuse me.
00:49:02Don't deny.
00:49:03Lily Sherwood's been said.
00:49:05I know I'm kind of dork.
00:49:07I know I'm kind of dork.
00:49:08I know I'm kind of dork.
00:49:08I know I'm kind of dork.
00:49:09I know I'm kind of dork.
00:49:10I don't.
00:49:13It's okay to be bad.
00:49:15You don't have to pretend.
00:49:19I don't, huh?
00:49:24You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play it with you for tonight.
00:49:31You don't have to pretend to be a good little witch.
00:49:51And I'm gonna do whatever I want.
00:49:59To you.
00:50:03I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:50:05Close your eyes.
00:50:09Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:50:14I am being properly motivated not to move.
00:50:22See how long it takes you to break.
00:50:25For you, I could stay here forever.
00:50:26Pretty to think so.
00:50:29Why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:50:32We're playing a dangerous game.
00:50:34Hmm.
00:50:35All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:50:41I'll let you fuck me.
00:50:42I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:50:49You can come here.
00:50:53Or here.
00:50:56I'll even let you come in here.
00:51:01God.
00:51:03Come on.
00:51:04I know you wanna.
00:51:06Just admit.
00:51:08I'm right.
00:51:10Fine.
00:51:12You win.
00:51:13Oh, what was that?
00:51:15You hurt me.
00:51:17Oh.
00:51:26So what's my prize?
00:51:31I could torture you like you did me.
00:51:36But I want to be inside you.
00:51:38I want to feel you squeeze me tight.
00:51:42And take me to bed, husband.
00:51:47Call me that again.
00:51:50You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:53Yeah.
00:51:54Fuck me.
00:51:55Oh.
00:52:03Tell me a story.
00:52:06Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:52:09I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore.
00:52:13And how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:52:17Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only red images.
00:52:23I know.
00:52:25I already know about your family.
00:52:29I want to know about you.
00:52:32What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:52:35You want the insider info.
00:52:37Mm.
00:52:38Mm.
00:52:38You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:52:40You're gonna tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:50Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:53Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:56All fun and rainbows?
00:52:58Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:53:00That's not true.
00:53:01Oh, Eric.
00:53:01There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:53:05My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:53:10And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:53:14Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:53:16Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:53:17Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:53:23Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from the very
00:53:30start before I was even born.
00:53:32I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:53:34I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:53:38I couldn't be tired.
00:53:40I couldn't be scared.
00:53:41I couldn't be angry.
00:53:42One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:53:46If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:53:50It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:55I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:58I'm glad you did.
00:54:01Your turn.
00:54:03Growing up with Vincent was a little different.
00:54:08The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:54:13I guess it's good.
00:54:15At least I was first in something.
00:54:18I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:54:20I just wanted to get away from him.
00:54:23I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:54:26I'd leave, change my name, and the Svensson bloodline would die with me.
00:54:30My mom died when Secret was born.
00:54:35My dad used her against me every day since.
00:54:45I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:46Eric, I shouldn't have asked.
00:54:51It's okay.
00:54:53The Svensons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:54:56We are the shadows.
00:55:00All you do is shine.
00:55:11He always asks me what I want.
00:55:16What do you want, Eric?
00:55:20You'd hate me if I told you.
00:55:23I mean, more than you already do.
00:55:27I don't hate you.
00:55:30I never did.
00:56:00I'll see you next time.
00:56:06Eric, something's wrong.
00:56:08Dad's got visitors.
00:56:10A bunch of old guys.
00:56:11I don't know who they are.
00:56:13He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dress-up doll.
00:56:16It's like freaking me out.
00:56:23Eric.
00:56:24Are you safe?
00:56:29Eric.
00:56:30Are you safe?
00:56:31For now, all those weird old men left last night.
00:56:36And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:56:39Don't let anyone in.
00:56:40If Dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:56:43I know.
00:56:44I'll just do what he says.
00:56:47I always do.
00:56:49I'm so sick of this E.
00:56:51What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:53I'm never going to let that happen, all right?
00:56:57Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Life.
00:57:00The Wand of Light?
00:57:02Like, the one from the fairy tales?
00:57:05You can't tell Dad secret.
00:57:08When I get the wand, you're ready for my call.
00:57:11I have a plan.
00:57:12I barely know basic spells.
00:57:16I don't know.
00:57:17You can.
00:57:18I know you can.
00:57:20When time is right, you'll be ready.
00:57:28All ended.
00:57:48Filling up Bessie, meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:58:00Oh my god! Why do you and mom always do that?
00:58:05A bit high strung, aren't you sis?
00:58:08I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:58:10Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who. Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:58:17Aww, yeah, well you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:58:21Oh, aren't we feisty this morning? Your super hot hubby isn't around I'm guessing?
00:58:26Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:58:28I know all the best places to hide a body by the way.
00:58:32I'm Pauline Effie. I know all about Eric Spenson. I'm not stupid.
00:58:38And when we get the wand back-
00:58:39You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:42We will. And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell. This mark will be gone.
00:58:49I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:56It's not fair, you know. I know I'm the last person who should be saying that because it's not like
00:59:01I can change it.
00:59:03But it's not.
00:59:06It's just the way it goes, right?
00:59:08There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want and be a good heir.
00:59:15Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:59:18That's fine. That's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:59:23Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:59:28All right. Whatever you say, sis, you know best.
00:59:34I know. Give everyone a hug for me. Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:48Last night was the last time. After today, we're done.
00:59:53If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
01:00:05I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
01:00:09My family's magic is dying.
01:00:12My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years.
01:00:15But he holds most of the power.
01:00:17And me and Sigurd just get the scraps.
01:00:19That's how he controls us.
01:00:22If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from the grave.
01:00:27I'm not trying to ruin your family. I'm trying to save mine.
01:00:30It's the only way that we can be free.
01:00:34That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
01:00:38I was going to tell you the night before. I was going to tell you the truth.
01:00:41And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand just once.
01:00:45And then I would do whatever you wanted.
01:00:47Get a divorce, leave you alone forever.
01:00:52Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:55Why didn't you tell me that morning? Maybe things could have been different.
01:01:00I would have asked you to stay.
01:01:03It's a nice idea, but our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:01:09Maybe if we were different people, we have different lives, this would have worked.
01:01:17Maybe we can win.
01:01:19Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:01:22A witch can hope.
01:01:30What?
01:01:32Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:01:35Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:48Wait, I'm driving.
01:01:50Hold over.
01:01:54F***
01:02:10You have got to be kidding me.
01:02:18End of the line, witches!
01:02:28No!
01:02:42No!
01:02:48No!
01:02:50No!
01:02:53No!
01:03:07Now's not a good time, old man.
01:03:09Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:03:13You sit the shadow with me?
01:03:16Of course I sit her.
01:03:18Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:03:31Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:03:35But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:43Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:48Oh.
01:03:57You said you needed her alive.
01:03:59The Sherwoods will never pay off your death if you kill their heir.
01:04:01I've reconsidered.
01:04:03Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:04:08Deaths won't matter.
01:04:10The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:04:12And as for the girl, well...
01:04:13I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:04:17I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:04:21Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:04:26You're welcome.
01:04:28Go to hell, old man.
01:04:40Take it!
01:04:46Your soul will be delicious.
01:04:54I can take dad's magic.
01:04:57End him.
01:04:58Finally be free.
01:05:03Get off my wife!
01:05:12You'll pay for that, Wix!
01:05:25This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:05:32Hey, I've got you.
01:05:34You didn't run.
01:05:36You're kidding?
01:05:37I'd be your pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:44Eric!
01:05:45You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:05:47No, no, no, no, no.
01:05:48Stay with me.
01:05:49Eric!
01:05:50Oh, my God.
01:05:52Eric, no, no, no, no.
01:05:53Stay with me.
01:05:54Oh, my God.
01:05:56I can't save you.
01:05:58I don't have my powers.
01:06:00Why didn't you run?
01:06:02You could have saved yourself.
01:06:05I've been saving myself.
01:06:07My whole life.
01:06:09I thought I'd try something new.
01:06:12You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot
01:06:16Yeah
01:06:19But I'm your idiot
01:06:27You take a devil's spell
01:06:29I have promised
01:06:31Now you're free
01:06:33I don't want to be free
01:06:38I don't want to be free
01:06:41I don't want to be with you
01:06:43Just keep secrets safe
01:06:45Safe from my father
01:06:48Safe from all of it
01:06:51You know, those days in Vegas
01:06:56Were the best three days of my life
01:06:58Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:07:03I love you
01:07:05I love you, too
01:07:08I love you, I love you
01:07:10Eric
01:07:12Eric
01:07:13No!
01:07:18Eric
01:07:36The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:46Please, please, please.
01:07:57Please.
01:08:00Please.
01:08:04Please.
01:08:08Please.
01:08:09When you leave, Eric...
01:08:12You absolute mortal.
01:08:17Oh, you absolute moron.
01:08:19Be gentle. I was dead for like 10 seconds.
01:08:24You're alive.
01:08:26That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:08:31I thought I was doing something noble. Something cool.
01:08:34The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:38My mom used to say that the wands you use are granted its deepest desire.
01:08:42I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:46What did you want?
01:08:48You.
01:08:52Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:55You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:09:04Maybe you could say it again?
01:09:09Maybe you could say it again?
01:09:13I love you, Eric Spenson.
01:09:18That's my girl.
01:09:38You ready for one last stop?
01:09:41Yeah.
01:10:00Ah, there you are.
01:10:04I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:10:09Now, where is my wand?
01:10:12Wait.
01:10:13You're supposed to be dead.
01:10:15Wow.
01:10:16You weren't kidding.
01:10:17He really is evil.
01:10:19I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:10:22It's impossible.
01:10:23There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:10:24There's always a loophole, old man.
01:10:30Secret.
01:10:30You ungrateful brat.
01:10:33How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:35Really, Dad?
01:10:36Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:40You ungrateful little pests.
01:10:48You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:50The magic's gone.
01:10:52Forever.
01:11:05Eric, Aldous, Spenson, release me this instant.
01:11:10And that is an order.
01:11:13You can handle it from here, right?
01:11:15His powers are gone.
01:11:16It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:11:20You ungrateful little brats.
01:11:22Both of you.
01:11:22You'll pay for this.
01:11:23You will both pay for this.
01:11:29Yeah, yeah.
01:11:30Talk soon, pups.
01:11:31We're going to hit the road.
01:11:32I said get back here.
01:11:34I said get back here.
01:11:36Get back here.
01:11:37Please don't do this, you little bitch.
01:11:55So, where to now?
01:11:57Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:12:01Yeah.
01:12:02But there's something I want to do first.
01:12:05That sounds ominous.
01:12:08Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:12:12Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:12:19Yeah.
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:20I think I am Eric Spenson.
01:12:23Well, we better hurry if we're going to take the wand of light home and make it back in
01:12:27time to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love.
01:12:30I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:12:32I sure hope so.
01:12:34But if we're going to get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:12:39So, is there anything you want to come clean about now, soon-to-be-again husband?
01:12:45There is one thing.
01:12:49You might want to buckle up.
01:12:51We're about to go super speed.
01:12:53Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:57You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:13:00You know me so well, soon-to-be-again wife.
01:13:05Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:13:09And not because of some spell or because it's your duty, but because you want to.
01:13:18Yes, I will.
01:13:29Ready?
01:13:31Hell yeah.
01:13:32Yeah.
01:13:49Let's get by.
01:13:51Let's go.
01:13:53We'll be right.
01:13:55Let's go.
01:13:56Let's go.
01:14:03Let's go.
01:14:05Let's go.
01:14:07Let's go.
01:14:07You
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