00:00:08For five whole years, Sheila you were my world. I would have done anything for you, but today you'll get
00:00:18what you really want from me. A divorce.
00:00:34Happy Anniversary. Now you can be with your one true love.
00:00:48Yeah, come to me baby.
00:00:57Oh my god!
00:01:02Oh Bryce!
00:01:10When we first met, I nursed you back to health. I cooked, I cleaned, I fumigated our home so you'd
00:01:19be safe from mold spores. No matter how perfect I made your life, it was never enough.
00:01:28It's clear now, your perfect life doesn't include my love. One final night, and then I'll give you the sweetest
00:01:37gift of all. Freedom.
00:01:45Midnight, and you're still not home. Normally I'd be worried sick, but I'm done waiting around for you.
00:01:54Yeah, I just got home.
00:01:56Sheila?
00:01:58For me? Sheila this is beautiful.
00:02:01Thank you for the show, Bryce.
00:02:02It's Bryce again.
00:02:08Excuse me.
00:02:12Clumsy fuck.
00:02:14Look what you just did.
00:02:17You were out with Bryce on an anniversary?
00:02:20God, stop with this jealousy shit. I just went to the beach.
00:02:24Sheila, you have a deadly coral allergy. You can't just go.
00:02:27I know, I know, okay?
00:02:29It was just a mean old skinny dip.
00:02:31Skinny dipping?
00:02:33You went to skinny dipping with Bryce tonight?
00:02:35We didn't want to get our clothes wet.
00:02:37Okay?
00:02:38I could barely see a thing.
00:02:40I'm so done.
00:02:42I made you a cake.
00:02:44Oh my god, can I not get one fucking moment of peace?
00:02:48You were so caught in my way.
00:02:49And you know what?
00:02:50I'd fund your entire life.
00:02:52And if you didn't have me, you'd be a nobody.
00:02:56No cakes for nobodies.
00:02:59Thanks.
00:03:06I would be somebody if not for you.
00:03:08The ocean was to be my home.
00:03:11I was set to be the top deep sea explorer for Sealab.
00:03:18Set a course for the trench.
00:03:20Full speed ahead.
00:03:24You are in high marks of bravery.
00:03:27But sometimes dreams must take a back seat.
00:03:31To do that.
00:03:33Hugo.
00:03:35You'll marry my sick and feeble daughter?
00:03:39Perry.
00:03:40You rescued me from that orphanage when I was a kid.
00:03:42She was my first friend.
00:03:46No question.
00:03:49Good man, Hugo.
00:03:51But now it's all over.
00:03:53And we can both be happy.
00:03:57Sheila.
00:03:57We need to talk.
00:03:58I can't.
00:03:59Late to meet Bryce.
00:04:05Sheila, you will have your whole life to be with Bryce.
00:04:10Come on, Hugo.
00:04:12Enough with this poor pitiful me shit.
00:04:14And where is my smoothie?
00:04:17We need to discuss this.
00:04:19Sheila.
00:04:20Hugo.
00:04:21You have one job.
00:04:22And that's just to make my smoothie in the morning so I can be strong.
00:04:25Can you do nothing right?
00:04:29I, I, what?
00:04:31Like, hello?
00:04:32Can you fucking speak?
00:04:34Jesus.
00:04:35What are you moping about anyway?
00:04:37I promised your father I'd marry you.
00:04:40But it all ends today.
00:04:44Yeah.
00:04:46Hi, babe.
00:04:54I'll be right there.
00:04:55Do you know what you just signed?
00:04:57Signed?
00:04:58Don't sign.
00:04:58Who gives a shit?
00:04:59Hugo.
00:05:00Only if you can control your attitude.
00:05:02Sorry I'm late, Bryce.
00:05:04My so-called husband wouldn't make me a damn smoothie.
00:05:06If you need extra nutrition, I have something I can give you.
00:05:10Oh.
00:05:11So you're gonna give me what I need?
00:05:12Oh, yeah.
00:05:14It'll fill you up.
00:05:16Hear that?
00:05:17Bryce is gonna give me anything I want.
00:05:19Why can't you just be a little more like him?
00:05:21Is he now?
00:05:22Clearly that is just beyond you.
00:05:25You know, when my parents got divorced, Bryce spent years researching an entire shark species
00:05:29and he named it after me.
00:05:31I can't just do something like that.
00:05:34You think Bryce did that?
00:05:38I spent three years looking for that shark.
00:05:51This is the world's biggest shark.
00:05:57I'm gonna name it after my girl back home.
00:05:59Gus.
00:06:01I'm gonna name it hence the
00:06:11Orca's in...
00:06:12what else?
00:06:18Hugo Presley speaking.
00:06:20Hugo.
00:06:20James Doolittle, president of Sea Labs Enterprises, and we need the best.
00:06:26What is it?
00:06:27It's our most ambitious mission ever.
00:06:29Deep Sea, one year, zero contact.
00:06:33Are you in?
00:06:37I thought you'd never ask.
00:06:39So, you're in?
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:42Outstanding. Your training starts in two days.
00:06:45But I've been out of the water for five years. How did you hear of me?
00:06:49Your father-in-law, Perry McGuire, let us know you might be interested.
00:06:53Hugo, come on in. Have a seat.
00:07:00I hear congratulations in order.
00:07:03Perry, I can't thank you enough.
00:07:05Recommending you was the easy part. You're the right man for the job, Hugo.
00:07:09So, what about Sheila?
00:07:12Hugo, remember when Bryce left my daughter?
00:07:17I just bought a castle out there.
00:07:19So, you can give it a sniff. Give it a little smell.
00:07:22The best of the best for you.
00:07:25Take that.
00:07:26Sheila, I really, I can't. I got a lot on my plate, so.
00:07:30Come on, ladies.
00:07:39My daughter's life could have ended that day.
00:07:43You marry my daughter, I'll pay you handsomely.
00:07:48I'm not in it for the money, Perry.
00:07:51I needed her and now she needs me.
00:07:59You agreeing to marry Sheila saved my daughter's life.
00:08:03Hugo, it's been five years since you made that selfless decision to marry my decrepit daughter.
00:08:10I think it's time for you to forge your new path, son.
00:08:13Are you sure that she will be okay?
00:08:17Listen, Sheila's mother cheated on me more than I can count.
00:08:21I just waited too long to divorce her.
00:08:23That was my mistake.
00:08:25I don't want you to repeat my mistake, Hugo.
00:08:29Your debt's been paid.
00:08:30And like mother, like daughter, Sheila's gonna regret letting you go till the day she dies.
00:08:35I promise you that.
00:08:37You're a good man, Hugo.
00:08:40I'm proud of you.
00:08:44I'm proud of you.
00:08:44Thanks, Perry.
00:08:49Fuck!
00:08:50Hugo! You worthless ass!
00:08:53I've been waiting at the door for five minutes!
00:08:56Is this you, Harriet?
00:08:58Don't talk back, you dickless troll!
00:09:01Without my money, you'll be living under a bridge, which is where you belong.
00:09:06Well, I was just leaving.
00:09:12What's this suitcase for?
00:09:15Tell me my daughter finally kicked your worthless butt to the curb!
00:09:20No, Harry. Actually, I am wanted elsewhere.
00:09:24Who do you think you're going?
00:09:27You don't get to just milk my daughter for her money and not work for it?
00:09:32Oh, fuck.
00:09:37Shine my shoes, boy.
00:09:40Wait until you see what I have planned after for us.
00:09:49Why don't you do mine next, okay?
00:09:54Oh, um, that's my husband.
00:09:58Oh, my God, Hugo! I didn't even... I thought you were the maid!
00:10:02Bryce!
00:10:06I'm so happy to hear you're moving in.
00:10:09Wait, what?
00:10:10Bryce is moving in?
00:10:12Yeah.
00:10:13Oh, quit sulking about it. It has nothing to do with you.
00:10:16It's my house, so I get to decide.
00:10:19Finally. Now Bryce and Sheila can be together.
00:10:22Oh.
00:10:23Well, I don't want to be a home right there.
00:10:25What? You're rich, successful, handsome.
00:10:29Unlike her dog of a husband, Hugo.
00:10:32Oh, Harriet, surely you're not calling Hugo a dog.
00:10:35Sheila's little bitch.
00:10:39Mom? Bryce?
00:10:41Oh, don't get upset. They're just teasing.
00:10:43Not upset.
00:10:46None at all.
00:10:47Excuse me.
00:10:49Wait. Where are you going?
00:10:51Does it matter?
00:10:53Hugo, if you feel uncomfortable with me staying here, I can get a hotel.
00:10:56Oh, no. You're staying here.
00:10:58Because I could use the company.
00:11:01You sure?
00:11:03I could rent out one of those nice presidential suites we could try on the headboards.
00:11:08Hugo is the only one who should be going to a hotel.
00:11:13As you wish.
00:11:14Wait, Hugo.
00:11:17There's enough room in the house for both you and Bryce.
00:11:20Ah!
00:11:21Oh!
00:11:23Bryce!
00:11:24Bryce, are you okay?
00:11:26I'll be fine.
00:11:27It's just that first class really doesn't remember on my back.
00:11:31Yeah, I understand.
00:11:32We'll handle that immediately.
00:11:35You know, go upstairs and run in.
00:11:37I have some salt bath.
00:11:38Quickly.
00:11:40Well?
00:11:41Chop chop!
00:11:42Bryce can run his own bath.
00:11:45Why are you being so rude?
00:11:47Bryce is our guest and he's in pain for God's sake.
00:11:50It's not my problem.
00:11:52What is going into you?
00:11:54Sheila, it's okay.
00:11:56If I had to run my wife's place to bath, I'd be crying too.
00:11:59You worthless piece of shit.
00:12:01You are not half the man, Bryce's.
00:12:03Harriet, don't worry about it.
00:12:05Sheila knows how to fix my back, right?
00:12:10You know what would really fix my back?
00:12:14Taking my two ladies to a reservation at La Rizia.
00:12:21How did you get a table?
00:12:22I pulled a few strings.
00:12:25Hugo could come too.
00:12:27Yeah, we could get him a spot at the bar.
00:12:33Wonderful.
00:12:34That's so nice, Bryce.
00:12:37Give me your walk, bitch.
00:12:41Shoot her.
00:12:56Bryce, go, please.
00:12:59That's a pretty brave thing you did there, Hugo.
00:13:03It's too bad I can't let you be the hero.
00:13:07Oh, does that hurt?
00:13:09Does that hurt?
00:13:11You're almost as tight as your wife.
00:13:16Ah!
00:13:17Oh, it's got me!
00:13:18Bryce, oh my god.
00:13:20Oh my god, it's stressing me, okay?
00:13:21What happened?
00:13:22I was trying to find out the mugger, but he cut me.
00:13:24I should've just ran away like Hugo.
00:13:26Oh, Bryce.
00:13:28Coward?
00:13:29You abandoned Bryce and almost got killed?
00:13:31Fuck, I've been stabbed.
00:13:33Hugo, do you mind?
00:13:35Bryce got hurt trying to protect us.
00:13:37Jesus Christ!
00:13:38Hugo, you can walk to the hospital.
00:13:40Oh, Bryce, look at all this blood!
00:13:43If I die, I'm just happy I could've saved you, Sheila.
00:13:48No, no, no, no, no!
00:13:49I'll let you die!
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