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00:00:12I'm a
00:00:13thousand you don't
00:00:18want to烧掉了烧了
00:00:28this合同才算生效林先生欢迎入职第九号私人博物馆记住
00:00:55干满一个月给你结算工资不然除了要赔付天价违约款其他后果你也自负这是什么上一个夜班保安人怎么可能变成这样这黑心女资本家想签了合同把人吓走专门骗违约金吧
00:01:08入殓师都没见过这种死法快到点了我得走了希望你能多干两天
00:01:36一本馆营业时间为晚十二点至早六点不要在白天来上班二如果看到唐三彩这么瘦的眼珠子在转请立刻用红布盖住他绝对不要和他对视三气泄欲簪如果听到女人哭请假装听不见千万不要回答他的任何问题
00:01:47四无头青铜勇的头找不到了如果他向你讨要头颅把你桌子上的假人模特头扔给他然后锁死工作间的门
00:02:12让我看看是谁在装神弄鬼我一个入殓师连碎成八块的尸体都敢大半夜一个人放什么硬间场面没见过
00:02:35这破博物馆怎么所有的东西都是残缺的老板这儿有监控啊这可不是我弄坏的别想扣我工资
00:02:57这碎得也太闹心了哎职业病又犯了承重不够得打个金刚销
00:03:10好好好好好ok好
00:03:26Let's go!
00:03:41Let's go!
00:03:52This is the secret.
00:03:53This is not our secret.
00:03:55This is the secret.
00:04:19这 这是什么力量
00:04:21还是有点歪 立不住 得上吊架固定一下
00:04:58完美 这手艺 哪怕是在火葬场 家属看了都得给我磕一个
00:05:16白米神钉贯穿 虚空锁链富鬼 挥手间让S级诡异灰飞湮灭
00:05:23这究竟是什么级别阵灵式的力量
00:05:26副队长 S级诡异八臂修罗真的就这么彻底消失了吗
00:05:30不 诡异的力量不会消失 只会转
00:05:37就像你无意中击杀了一只净鬼 获得他的力量一样
00:05:39S级诡异八臂修罗的力量 也会转移到击杀他的人身上
00:05:48昨晚究竟是谁出手击杀了八臂修罗
00:05:56谁啊
00:05:57修哥 大新闻 昨晚半个城区都戒严了 听说就是照片里这尊S级大诡异搞的鬼
00:06:03现在消息全网封锁 这是我朋友拼死拍下来保存的 牛逼吧
00:06:12这不就是我昨晚修的那尊破铜像吗 这是被谁P图放大了加点闪电特效吧
00:06:14这死胖子还真是什么八卦都信 少信这些无聊的合成谣言
00:06:19哥哥我当入恋师这么多年 天天和死人打交道 都没碰见过什么真正的诡异事件
00:06:24赶紧搬你的砖去吧 不过话说回来 真奇怪
00:06:29上了一晚上夜班不仅不累 反而觉得浑身有用不完的牛劲
00:06:38不对啊 什么时候多出来个第五条
00:06:48该不会是有人知道我把那破铜像给修好了
00:06:49连夜进来加上了这一条 准备赖着我吧
00:06:57凌先生 你还活着
00:06:59当然活着 不然你见鬼了
00:07:05能安全度过第一天 不错
00:07:07苏秘书 这守则怎么还莫名其妙比昨天多了一条 是不是你们偷偷加的
00:07:14别多问 你只需要无条件遵照守则上的每一条去做就行了 这样你才能活得更久
00:07:21我已经把那个铜像给修好了 我必须声明 那铜像我接班的时候它本来就是碎裂的 可不是我打碎了才修复的
00:07:29你们资本家可别想用这事扣我的钱
00:07:30什么 你把巴比修罗铜像修复了
00:07:37走 快带我去看看
00:07:53你 你居然真的把巴比修罗给完整的修复了
00:07:55纳子 从小我就有个说不清的本事 不管什么残缺的东西 只要看一眼 我脑子里就能立刻知道它原本完整的样子
00:08:14在殡仪馆这么多年 经我林修修复过的遗体 主打一个百分百好评
00:08:19既然你修好了它 就要对它负责 如果它再坏了 那出现的后果也都要由你自己承担
00:08:32喂 不是吧 这东西本来就是坏的 是我给修复好了 凭什么它再坏了 要我承担后果
00:08:44你不会是想找借口扣我工资吧
00:08:46还有 我倒想问问你 我把它修好了 我有什么好处
00:08:55你已经拿到修复它的好处了
00:08:57什么好处 我拿什么了
00:09:00漂亮女人最会骗人 这女的不会想空手套白狼吧
00:09:12这样吧 除了你已经获得的好处 老板发话了 你每修复一件文物 我再给你增加十万的修复费
00:09:20十万 一件 哎呀 苏大秘书 那感情好啊 早说给钱不就完了吗 这事咱们好商量
00:09:28要是这样的话 你放心 只要钱到位 我能把你这博物馆里所有的文物全都给修好 包你们焕然一新
00:09:35烦然一新 一件 烦然一新 一었습니다 一件十万 十件一百万
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