00:00:06我是一名專給死人打交道的入鏈師,不過今天我應聘了一座私人博物館的夜班兼職保安,因為他們給的實在太多了,日新一萬。
00:00:15诶 你怎么烧掉了 烧了 这合同才算生效 林先生 欢迎入职第九号私人博物 记住 干满一个月给你结算工资 不然 除了要赔付天价违约款 其他后果 你也自付
00:00:46这是什么 上一个夜班保安 人 人怎么可能变成这样 这黑心女资本家 想签了合同把人吓走 专门骗违约金吧 入联师都没见过这种死法 快到点了 我得走了 希望你能多干两天
00:01:16一 本馆营业时间 为晚十二点至到六点 不要在白天来上班
00:01:22二 如果看到唐三彩针目兽的眼珠子在转 请立刻用红布盖住他 绝对不要和他对视
00:01:29三 气血欲簪 如果听到女人哭 请假装听不见 千万不要回答他的任何问题
00:01:37四 无头青铜勇的头找不到了 如果他向你讨要头颅 把你桌子上的假人模特头扔给他 然后锁死工作间的门
00:02:05让我看看是谁在装神弄鬼 我一个入联师 连碎成八块的尸体都敢大半夜一个人放 什么硬间场面没见过
00:02:20这破博物馆 怎么所有的东西都是残缺的
00:02:30这破博物馆 怎么所有的东西都是残缺的
00:02:31老板 这儿有监控啊
00:02:34这可不是我弄坏的 别想扣我工资
00:02:40这碎得也太闹心了
00:02:40Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:02:42Oh, my job is too busy.
00:02:56It's not enough.
00:02:57I'm going to play a game.
00:03:15I don't know.
00:03:51I don't know.
00:04:10I don't know.
00:04:40I don't know.
00:04:57I don't know.
00:05:29S级诡异八臂修罗真的就这么彻底消失了吗?不
00:05:32.诡异的力量不会消失
00:05:33,只会转移.
00:05:37就像你无意中击杀了一只净鬼,获得他的力量一样,S级诡异八臂修罗的力量也会转移到击杀他的人身上。
00:05:48昨晚究竟是谁出手击杀了八臂修罗?
00:05:56谁啊?
00:05:57修哥,大新闻,昨晚半个城区都戒严了,听说就是照片里这尊S级大诡异搞的鬼,现在消息全网封锁,这是我朋友拼死拍下来保存的,牛逼吧?
00:06:12这不就是我昨晚修的那尊破铜像吗?这是被谁批图放大了加点闪电特效吧
00:06:14?这死胖子还真是什么八卦都信,少信这些无聊的合成谣言。哥哥我当入恋师这么多年
00:06:21,天天和死人打交道,都没碰见过什么真正的诡异事件。赶紧搬你的砖去吧。
00:06:27不过话说回来,真奇怪,上了一晚上夜班不仅不累,反而觉得浑身有用不完的牛劲。不对啊
00:06:48,什么时候多出来个第五条?该不会是有人知道我把那破铜像给修好了。连夜进来加上了这一条
00:06:51,准备赖着我吧。
00:06:57林先生,你还活着?当然活着
00:07:05,不然你见鬼了。能安全度过第一天
00:07:06,不错。苏秘书
00:07:10,这守则怎么还莫名其妙比昨天多了一条?是不是你们偷偷加的
00:07:13?别多问,你只需要无条件遵照守则上的每一条去做就行了
00:07:19,这样你才能活得更久。
00:07:21哎,我已经把那个铜像给修好了,我必须声明,那铜像我接班的时候它本来就是碎裂的,可不是我打碎了才修复的。你们资本家可别想用这事扣我的钱。什么
00:07:35?你把八片修罗铜像修复了
00:07:37?走,快带我去看看。
00:07:54你,你居然真的把八片修罗给完整的修复了。那不
00:07:58,从小我就有个说不清的本事,不管什么残缺的东西,只要看一眼,我脑子里就能立刻知道它原本完整的样子。
00:08:14在殡仪馆这么多年,经我灵修修复过的遗体,主打一个百分百好评。既然你修好了它
00:08:27,就要对它负责。如果它再坏了,那出现的后果
00:08:32,也都要由你自己承担。
00:08:33喂,不是吧,这东西本来就是坏的,是我给修复好了,凭什么它再坏了,要我承担后果?你不会是想找借口扣我工资吧
00:08:46?还有,我倒想问问你,我把它修好了,我有什么好处
00:08:56?你已经拿到修复它的好处。
00:08:57什么好处?我拿什么了?漂亮女人最会骗人
00:09:10,这女的不会想空手套白狼吧?这样吧,除了你已经获得的好处
00:09:18,老板发话了。你每修复一件文物,我再给你增加十万的修复费。
00:09:21十万?一件?哎呀
00:09:23,苏大秘书,那感情好啊。早说给钱不就完了吗
00:09:28?这事咱们好商量。要是这样的话
00:09:29,你放心,只要钱到位
00:09:31,我能把你这博物馆里所有的文物
00:09:35,全都给修好。包你们焕然一新!
00:09:51一件十万,十件一百万。罢了
00:10:03,罢了。又是一天夜班开始了。
00:10:04今晚,除了职业班,我还能再修一件文物。这什么情况
00:10:29?不对,这绝对不是自然开裂的。
00:10:34更像是被剑或者斧头砍出来的。究竟是谁干的
00:10:37?苏秘书?不对
00:10:41,这女人今天一整天踩着高跟鞋在旁边盯着我
00:10:43,跟监工似的,根本没机会瞎说。不管了,先给她补上再说。
00:11:03今天争取再修复一件,但也必须加强巡逻
00:11:06,别被我逮到谁干的。
00:11:21就你了,缺口不大,好修得很。
00:11:46绝对我。绝对了废话
00:11:48,修完这一件,又是十万。
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00:12:34What are you doing?
00:12:35What are you doing?
00:12:36There's a lot of tools.
00:12:37My arm fell off.
00:12:42What are you doing?
00:12:43Who is doing this?
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