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Director: Anders Norberg
Editor: Alyssa Lovette
Channel Director, Smosh Games: Spencer Agnew
Producer, Smosh Games: Anders Norberg
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Emilie Anderson, Bridgette Baron
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Art Coordinator: Alex Mollo
Wardrobe Supervisor: Julia Rosner
Prop Fabricator: Tayler Nicholson
Key Costumer: Jacqui Culler
Set Dresser: Carly Hough, Liz Long
Art PA: Lunora Reyes
Director of Audio: Scott Neff
Audio Utility: Dina Ramli
Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Camera Operator: Simone Williams
Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Tyrelle Anthony
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease
Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
CCO: Cory Midgarden
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Coordinator: Katelyn Hempstead
Executive Assistant: Jackie Reilly
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00:00It is Parents Week on Smosh and I am here with my mother, Ellen, Olivia's mother, Christine,
00:07and today we're going to play a little Mahjong.
00:08Yeah, we're going to play Mahjong.
00:10So I have never really played Mahjong.
00:13Anders and I have been trying to learn Mahjong the best way we can by watching a lot of videos
00:19and playing online Mahjong, but I don't think it's adequately prepared me in any way.
00:24My mom has played a lot of American Mahjong, which from what I understand is pretty different.
00:30It is.
00:31Like I want to quit the first three lessons.
00:34Okay, so you took lessons.
00:35I took lessons with my friends and we're all like, we hate it.
00:38This is terrible.
00:39Hate it.
00:40But then you, you know, then you remember, anyways, it gets better.
00:43It gets better.
00:44And now we all love it and I played at my house and at clubs and stuff.
00:47Spencer, you told me with American Mahjong, it changes every year, so you have to pay.
00:51There is a booklet you have to buy every year and it is $15.
00:55It is DLC for a board game.
00:57I feel like that is...
00:59That's the most American shit I've ever heard in my life.
01:01It's the most American thing.
01:02Our Chinese way, it's been going on for what, a hundred, hundreds of years.
01:06We've been playing the same one.
01:07Yeah.
01:07But then there's like Taiwanese, there's Cantonese.
01:11I think there's Filipino as well.
01:14Like I think like every, so many countries have like individual like house rules.
01:19It's almost like Uno where everyone plays Uno a little differently.
01:22Yeah.
01:23Or they like the way they want to play.
01:25Oh, exactly.
01:26Yeah.
01:26Right, right.
01:27Yeah.
01:27And so we're going to play the way you want to play today.
01:30I want to play the way you guys want to play.
01:32Well, no.
01:32So I don't like, look, if we played my way, it would be terrible.
01:35If we play, we're going to have controllers on a TV screen.
01:39Yeah.
01:39And with Mario.
01:41But that's kind of what's hard about learning a game.
01:44Like have you guys ever played online Mahjong?
01:46Yes.
01:47So it won't let you like do the wrong thing.
01:50So in a way, it's kind of like the easiest way to learn is by doing things the wrong way.
01:55But on that, it's like very like on rails.
01:57It's like when you play solitaire, you know, you play computer solitaire.
01:59Yeah.
02:00Well, it's like if you were to hand, if you were handed cards, could you do solitaire in that same
02:03way?
02:04Like I wouldn't know how to set it up.
02:05No.
02:06Do you play any like phone games or anything?
02:08My mom plays, oh my God, my mom.
02:09Okay, mom, tell them this card game that you guys all play.
02:14It's really popular right now in China.
02:16In China, yeah.
02:17Called...
02:17How do you say Chinese?
02:19It's like a kind of like a bridge, like a bridge, but they combine with Chinese for mainland China.
02:26Like mainland China, like we'll play like a cards.
02:29So they combine together, have a new game.
02:32Same thing, four people play together.
02:34But for example, two and two, I with you a team.
02:37And they are a team.
02:38It's like teams.
02:40Yeah, teams work.
02:40But this is on your phone?
02:41No, it's like the same person.
02:44When is Bunko going to hit China?
02:46What's Bunko?
02:46Oh my gosh.
02:47Bunko is white lady, the sport.
02:49We played it in Florida.
02:50Oh, I wasn't in.
02:50It's so easy.
02:51You roll dice and you don't even have to think.
02:54It's like, it's kind of like Farkle.
02:56I love Farkle.
02:57You should show your mom Farkle.
02:58My mom would love Farkle.
02:59Like Chinese people love games.
03:02There is literally like establishments with rooms and you just go and you just play games until 3 a.m.
03:08Why don't we start?
03:09So do you want to be the dealer?
03:10So you would roll the dice first.
03:12Okay.
03:12Okay.
03:14Let's die that.
03:16How many we have?
03:1815.
03:1815.
03:19So 15, we count, right?
03:221, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.
03:36So I'm the dealer.
03:37Okay, so now what?
03:40Now what?
03:41We count for 15.
03:43We start from 15.
03:44So real side.
03:51Here.
03:52So I take all of these?
03:53Two.
03:54Two sets.
03:55Damn, Mom.
03:56I didn't know you were actually really good at Mahjong before you knew the rules.
03:58Usually I just play.
04:00I don't need to.
04:01I just play.
04:02She doesn't need to think or tell us what to do.
04:05No, truly.
04:05And we appreciate that.
04:06I don't know what happened here.
04:07Here, watch this.
04:08Oh, look at that.
04:09You, Olivia.
04:10I take that.
04:12Wow, Mom.
04:14Okay, I didn't know you knew.
04:15Like this line.
04:16And I get this.
04:17Yeah.
04:17But this is different.
04:18But I'm.
04:18Yeah.
04:19And then do I grab them from here?
04:20Yes.
04:21No, here, here, here, here.
04:22I'm sorry.
04:22Here.
04:23Here.
04:25How many grab me?
04:26If you play with serious people, they lose their minds if you don't do the rules.
04:29No, I know.
04:30And that's why I genuinely appreciate how patient everyone's going to be with us.
04:34Here, here.
04:34Well, you're saying that.
04:35I say that.
04:36You're wishful thinking.
04:37How many are we doing?
04:3813?
04:38Yes.
04:39We should have 13 at all times.
04:40Unless we have a Mahjong, then we have a 15.
04:42But as the dealer, I start with 14.
04:44Caress.
04:44Wow, you did your homework.
04:46Woo!
04:47Good job.
04:48A proud mom.
04:49White man does the bare minimum.
04:50Okay, here.
04:51Here you go.
04:54Spencer, what do you want me to get yours?
04:55Yes, please.
04:55There you go.
04:56I don't know if it's right.
04:57Uh-oh, we saw that.
04:59Okay.
04:59It was a crack.
05:00Okay, so we're flipping it over.
05:01Yeah.
05:02Yeah.
05:02But not for us to see.
05:04Right, right, right.
05:05Wow.
05:07Oh, my gosh.
05:08What?
05:08Just kidding.
05:09I don't know.
05:09I don't know.
05:12Oh, I got a bird.
05:13Okay, I'm actually, I'm in a great spot.
05:15Me too.
05:16Have you guys ever had Mahjong on the first turn?
05:19Have you?
05:20No.
05:21If I play with you, yes.
05:23That's what I was doing.
05:25But you're talking about you got dealt.
05:27Yeah, like, can you get dealt?
05:31Be honest with you, my friend, they don't want to play with me.
05:34You know why?
05:34Because I'm so slow.
05:36Oh, perfect.
06:06Yay.
06:06Welcome to the channel.
06:07My sister does play.
06:07Uh-oh, Olivia, you're...
06:08And my friend, Eric, he's very good.
06:10When he touched us, you know what it is.
06:12Eric the monk?
06:13Before, before, before.
06:15Oh, okay.
06:15You have a monk friend?
06:16Yeah, my mom's really Buddhist.
06:18Yeah.
06:18Oh.
06:18But can the monk, is he still allowed to play?
06:21Uh, before he become a monk.
06:23He played a lot.
06:23But you're not allowed to play if you're a monk?
06:24After, he turned to a monk, no.
06:27No games.
06:28Just every day.
06:29I'm sure I saw you guys playing some games.
06:32Can we start?
06:33There you go.
06:34Okay.
06:34Can we start?
06:35Uh, yes, yes.
06:36So, um, let me discard.
06:38Yes, because I'm a little confused with the...
06:39Okay, okay.
06:39Well, maybe I can help you if you don't mind.
06:41Okay.
06:41I don't mind.
06:42That's how we...
06:43So, when I have it at my house, I have people that have never played, and they sit behind
06:47people that play all the time, and that's how they learn how to play.
06:51Oh, you're very good.
06:52Wait, either way, she organized your car.
06:54You're very good.
06:55Well, thank you.
06:55Well, she's been playing American Mahjong.
06:57Oh, that's why.
06:58I'm also an organizer.
06:59Are you really?
07:00She did Kalmari.
07:01She's Kalmari.
07:02So, really?
07:04Yeah.
07:04I think you need to read it.
07:07Okay, so I discard.
07:09Okay.
07:09Yeah, go ahead.
07:10So, I will discard that.
07:12Nice.
07:12You're due to Olivia.
07:13Yeah, I got it.
07:14Hold on, hold on, hold on.
07:15You want me to look at your car?
07:16No.
07:16I know how to play this.
07:18But could Liv take that?
07:20I don't want that.
07:20But you could.
07:21Yeah, she could.
07:22She could.
07:22But she would have to play it.
07:23Yeah, but I don't...
07:24You don't have to be exposed.
07:25Exposed, yeah.
07:26Wow.
07:27Oh, you need to take one.
07:28That's a...
07:28That would be a two crack.
07:29Okay.
07:30That took us the longest time just to be able...
07:32I'm just proud of myself that I can say that, but I won't anymore.
07:35No, please.
07:36My Mahjong friends at home would be proud of me.
07:38Okay, East.
07:39Because we all suck.
07:41Okay, so now...
07:43Your turn, Mama.
07:44So, so...
07:44Either you want to take this, you can take it from me, this one, or you want to take it
07:48from the...
07:49So, so would it be a good idea, but it's not, to take it and then do two East, but
07:54then I'm stuck with my...
07:55It's okay, you can take it.
07:57You have a two...
07:58And I'm just...
07:58No, no, keep it.
07:59Don't show me.
08:00But this, we should tell everyone you have at least two.
08:03Okay.
08:03If you have one, you can take it.
08:05You have two, so I have a pair.
08:06Okay, but I'm not going to take it.
08:07I'm going to do this.
08:07Okay, that's more chance, because this is more chance.
08:10So then I do want to take this.
08:11No, like, if you really play, if you take this, you have one chance of a pair.
08:16But if you take this, you have many opportunities.
08:18You can have more cars, more opportunities.
08:20Okay, we...
08:21That's why it's much better to take this.
08:22You always want more opportunities.
08:24Story of my life.
08:27Do you guys both have husbands?
08:29No.
08:29I do not.
08:30My mom doesn't either.
08:32So I have opportunities.
08:33Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
08:35There you go.
08:36Or you took a new car, you threw this.
08:39Yeah.
08:40Why?
08:40Because how many would have?
08:42Four.
08:42If you threw this, it's hard for people to get.
08:44So I'm throwing that.
08:45Yeah, you break the other people.
08:46Oh, so you're really tricky.
08:48Okay, you're upper level.
08:50No one can get more than two.
08:51If you don't take this, if you don't take this, it's the time you take this out.
08:54Okay, thank you.
08:55I'm confused.
08:56Uh-oh.
08:57She got it.
08:57Don't worry about it.
08:58Yeah.
08:59She's saying, I'm messing you guys up by doing this.
09:03Yes.
09:03Because this is a pair that now nobody can get this pair.
09:05Yeah.
09:06It's hard.
09:07Can't someone go and grab it?
09:08No.
09:08I could.
09:09Yeah.
09:09It's like a total.
09:10He can't get them both.
09:11You only have a four, right?
09:12Only have a four.
09:12Totally have a four of this.
09:14But I threw this and she threw that.
09:15So either you have one or two.
09:19So otherwise, people will break this.
09:21People will have zero chance to get.
09:23I just don't want you guys to have a chance to get a card from me.
09:27Did you hear what she said?
09:28I just don't want you guys to have a chance to get a card from me.
09:32What if I win this?
09:33Will you guys be mad?
09:34No.
09:34No, I'm happy for you.
09:35I want to do what I saw in the videos.
09:37No one's winning this.
09:38There's like 30 minutes into this game.
09:41No one's done anything.
09:42I'm telling you, I think we could win this card.
09:43Yes.
09:44I'm in a really good spot.
09:46I want to say Mahjong.
09:47Honestly?
09:49Well, you can't say it unless you really have it.
09:51No, I know.
09:51I know.
09:51You can say close Mahjong.
09:53Can you really?
09:54No, I'm kidding.
09:54Oh.
09:56I'm just, everyone know I'm close.
09:58Very good.
09:59Damn.
10:00But can some of your triplets be a chow?
10:04Yes.
10:04I completely messed up.
10:07What'd you do?
10:08Nothing.
10:08It's fine.
10:08It's okay.
10:09I shouldn't have given that up.
10:10It's okay.
10:11It's okay.
10:11How did her sister learn how to play really well?
10:14Oh.
10:14No offense.
10:15Her sister know how to play all the games.
10:18She started at a very young age.
10:20And from her father.
10:22Her sister watching her father play all night.
10:25Or I was sleeping on the couch.
10:26I was sleeping on the couch.
10:27My sister was learning.
10:28Yeah.
10:28No, my dad is also really good at playing games.
10:31Her father is really good.
10:33But we didn't play like any board games growing up.
10:36You're not Chinese.
10:37Yeah.
10:38Chinese, we don't go any board games.
10:40Sports, not for exercise.
10:42We don't go for tennis.
10:43We're playing Mahjong.
10:44We don't do any of that either.
10:46Olivia, did you know the lore of Spencer thinking he was Chinese?
10:49Oh, mom.
10:50Tell me mom.
10:50Oh, my gosh.
10:51So funny.
10:52My uncle married a woman.
10:54And I was about, how old was I?
10:58I don't know, 10?
11:00I wasn't 10.
11:01There's no way I was 10 walking around being.
11:03Eight?
11:04Yeah.
11:04Let's say I was eight.
11:06You were little.
11:07And I thought that since he married a woman from Hong Kong, that made me Chinese by proxy.
11:15Because I thought, well, if my family's Chinese, then I, therefore, would be Chinese.
11:20Like, I would have Chinese cousins.
11:21I would have, like, I would then.
11:23At the wedding, you were like, you were just, I've never seen you so excited.
11:26I was also like, I was like, I mean, true, a lot of it stemmed from, like, Jackie Chan and
11:32stuff like that.
11:32I was just going to say.
11:33It was like, it was, I was consuming those movies to, like, nonstop anything remotely Chinese.
11:39You seriously thought Jackie Chan was going to be at the wedding?
11:42And I literally, but there was a person who did, who worked with Jackie Chan at the wedding.
11:49That's right, yeah.
11:49He was like, he was like, like, a banker with him or something like that.
11:52Because he has this whole stunt team.
11:54Like, he's a huge businessman in China.
11:56So, like, obviously, he knows a million people over there.
11:58So, yeah, anyways, I don't know who broke the news to me that I wasn't Chinese.
12:02I don't know.
12:03Everything for a reason, you know why?
12:06Maybe one of your previous life, you were Chinese.
12:09I think so.
12:10I think so.
12:11You have a connection.
12:12Yes.
12:12No, but I really, like, I wanted to, like, learn Chinese.
12:15Like, I remember, like, it was, it wasn't a joke.
12:18I thought it was awesome.
12:19How long did you think you were Chinese for?
12:21Not super long.
12:22I think it was, I think my dreams were dashed pretty quickly.
12:25Now you play mahjong.
12:27Yeah, now I'm coming back.
12:28Yeah, if you get mahjong, then you really were.
12:31Yes.
12:31We welcome you.
12:33Oh, that's nice.
12:34That honestly means a lot.
12:35No, but I would love to travel to China sometime.
12:37And how often do you guys go back?
12:38My mom's going back soon.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Before pandemic, I'm backing for China maybe four or five times a year.
12:45But because pandemic kind of slowed down, but now I'm going back.
12:49So I'm planning to go to China next month.
12:52You more than welcome, go with me.
12:53I would love to.
12:54When was the last time you went?
12:562020.
12:58Oh, damn.
12:58Do you all have family there still?
13:00Yeah.
13:01My dad lives there.
13:01My grandpa lives there.
13:02Yeah.
13:03I love visiting because I get to go to a place where everyone looks like me.
13:09Oh, right.
13:10And that's really cool.
13:11Yeah, I bet.
13:12Yeah.
13:13I always can play my job.
13:14Me going back to Florida.
13:14I can play a whole game.
13:16Go back to Florida.
13:17Yeah.
13:18Let's make a trip together.
13:19It's so fun.
13:20Everything is so efficient.
13:21The food is so good.
13:22You can get fast food within like five minutes.
13:26Yes.
13:26You can do that here.
13:27No, you can't.
13:28No, not as fast.
13:29You don't understand.
13:30It's probably way cheaper.
13:31Fast food.
13:31I ordered KFC.
13:32Fast food is probably still fast food prices.
13:35It's so fast.
13:36It's like literally five minutes, the KFC is outside your door.
13:41Oh, you mean delivered?
13:42Oh, they bring it.
13:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:43Oh, I thought you meant like at the counter.
13:45No, no, no, no.
13:46Like delivery.
13:47And like here, my friends who are from Asia who come here, they're like, why is this taking
13:5230 minutes to get food?
13:54You know why?
13:57Because Chinese people, they always try to, because a lot of a population, so we're like
14:01a huge place.
14:02We have to run.
14:03Running, running.
14:03Running?
14:04They're running?
14:04Getting used to like running, running.
14:07They're not running, mom.
14:08They're running, right?
14:09Yeah.
14:09They're not running with the food.
14:10No, no, I'm running like I'm talking about everything's faster.
14:13You're just talking in general.
14:14They're busy.
14:15They're busy.
14:15They're spiritually running.
14:16Yeah.
14:16Spiritually running.
14:17That's in our blood.
14:18In their mind.
14:18But here, when I remember 30 years ago, when I come to America, I said, wow, what a nice
14:22country.
14:23Everything slowed down.
14:24So relaxing.
14:25Did you move to California first?
14:27Yes.
14:28Yeah.
14:28Hawaii?
14:29Here, the first.
14:29So really slow.
14:30Yeah.
14:31Very slow, yeah.
14:31What island?
14:33Honolulu.
14:33Honolulu.
14:34Okay.
14:35So it's culture, different culture.
14:36It's like when you play mahjong, you can see they're so quick.
14:40They're so fast.
14:41I would not last, yeah.
14:44Okay, let's focus back on this.
14:46I don't even know whose turn it is.
14:47You already...
14:48It's my turn and I discarded.
14:49So I grab one?
14:51You don't need this car, right?
14:53You want that?
14:54I don't want this one.
14:55I'm going to take this.
14:56No, you cannot.
14:56Next time.
14:57That's not...
14:58That's called cheating.
14:58No.
14:59Next time.
15:01You thought...
15:01You learn.
15:02You need to learn.
15:03That's life.
15:03See?
15:05You can only take the one I just discarded.
15:07Yeah.
15:07You know why?
15:09The mahjong is teaching the life.
15:11Life is like an episode.
15:12You cannot have a rehearsal.
15:13No rehearsal.
15:14Next time.
15:15Wait, no.
15:15No, no, no.
15:16Mom, mom, mom.
15:16What are you talking about?
15:17I let go of one of my cars.
15:18But you took car already.
15:20What are you talking about?
15:21I have two, four, six, eight, ten, twelve, thirteen.
15:25Yes, you took car first.
15:26And then you realize you want to take a special car too late.
15:29You need to make a decision.
15:31You make a decision before you're taking this car.
15:34Oh.
15:35So life is at so many cars.
15:36Next time.
15:37Don't worry.
15:38Next round.
15:39Don't worry.
15:39Yeah.
15:39We'll get you.
15:40Yeah.
15:41Now it's my turn.
15:41Next round happens in 20 minutes.
15:42You just learned a big life lesson.
15:44So you take this, right?
15:45I took that here.
15:46Yeah.
15:46You just got this one, right?
15:48I don't want it.
15:48Wow, you want that?
15:50Yeah.
15:51Wow.
15:51I don't want it, but...
15:53She's being a good mom.
15:55What the heck?
15:56Even the way your mom, like, draws the tiles and moves them.
16:00I was watching.
16:00Her fingers, they look so pretty.
16:03I've got, like, the T-Rex hands.
16:05I'm like, argh.
16:08Very good player.
16:09Your mom's very good player.
16:11She's, like, an intuitive...
16:13Like, she's also really lucky.
16:15I have really good luck.
16:17Okay.
16:17So I would draw from over here.
16:19Yeah.
16:20Oh, you got the bottom one.
16:22Sorry.
16:23Well, actually, so you just discarded that.
16:25Yep.
16:25It's a news to me.
16:28But this is good, because these are here.
16:29Look at all these.
16:30Yeah.
16:32Okay.
16:32If we don't play money, if people play money, this is becoming big.
16:36That's why we don't let people win.
16:38Oh!
16:39Okay, okay.
16:40Yeah, we don't even know how much things are worth.
16:42Yeah, but just for fun.
16:44If it's too complicated, people don't want to play.
16:46Oh.
16:47Hell yeah.
16:48I'm going to take that.
16:50Take.
16:51That's bamboo.
16:52But if you got something with that, you would have to expose it, right?
16:55Yes.
16:55I don't have to expose it yet, right?
16:57You just can take it.
16:57Yes, I take it.
16:58Yeah, I can take it.
16:59I don't have to show you yet.
16:59Yeah, I just take it.
17:00Oh, I thought you did on the video.
17:01I think you do if someone else played it.
17:04Yeah, you're good.
17:04Do I have to show?
17:05No.
17:06No, you just...
17:06I take it.
17:07Yeah, I take this.
17:08Yeah, but we'll be okay.
17:09I'm okay.
17:09Sorry, I don't know why I'm speaking Mandarin right now.
17:12Sorry, it just got really used to it.
17:13I don't really try to use it.
17:14It looks like you have like 20 tiles, but...
17:18Ooh.
17:31It's hard because it's already three here, so you don't have chess.
17:35But it is...
17:37So I would do...
17:38I would say...
17:39You need the notes?
17:40No, I would say what's...
17:42Chow?
17:43Exposed Chow?
17:44Oh, really good, Spencer.
17:46You can eat, right?
17:47Yeah, you have a same or...
17:49You have same card?
17:50You have all three the same?
17:51Oh, one, two, three.
17:52No, this you keep it.
17:53You don't need to.
17:54Oh, oh.
17:55Only you're putting down is if you have a same card.
17:58You have two.
17:58You have two of this and the people do this card, discard this card.
18:02That's what you have to show.
18:02You need to put it down to show people.
18:04Otherwise, no.
18:05Okay.
18:05This you don't need to.
18:06Okay, so Spencer, that was great.
18:09My turn.
18:09I have to discard.
18:11Okay.
18:11For people, they need to remember what card you took.
18:14For example, if I play, I remember which card you took.
18:16She remembers everyone's files.
18:17And I remember which card she took.
18:19See, that's where I just play because I can't go there.
18:21That's why it's easy.
18:22Easy.
18:22Don't use too much Moran.
18:23Just play.
18:24My brain is working really slow because...
18:26It's okay.
18:26We have patience.
18:27But it's not my turn, but I can pick that up and do like a two, three, four in the
18:31dots.
18:31You only could have a pair.
18:33You can take from Spencer.
18:34Only you have a pair of this.
18:36This thing.
18:37But this you cannot.
18:39Okay.
18:40Okay.
18:40Okay.
18:40Okay.
18:41So I'm going to go like this.
18:42You can take, right?
18:43But wait, do you have two of these?
18:44No.
18:45Okay.
18:45Not yet.
18:46Not yet.
18:46Not yet.
18:47Olivia, you want to draw and then discard.
18:49Sorry.
18:50Very good.
18:50You're very good.
18:51Did you watch videos?
18:52I did watch videos.
18:58Okay.
18:58Nine.
19:03Yeah, like we're going so slow.
19:05It would drive your friends nuts.
19:07This is my kind of pace.
19:09What did you do?
19:09Me too.
19:09Oh, you didn't discard anything yet.
19:11See, we would say bird bam and then you have a drink.
19:14And that's the bamboo?
19:15Yeah.
19:16How do you call it in English this?
19:18Those are dots.
19:19Dots, dots, dots.
19:20How about that?
19:22Character.
19:23Character.
19:24Oh, character.
19:24Or crack.
19:25Or crack.
19:26Oh, crack.
19:27I'm learning English.
19:29I'm still learning English too.
19:31And then bamboo, they say bam.
19:33Ah, thank you.
19:35Spenny, Spen.
19:36Is it supposed to turn?
19:37Spen.
19:37Like, I don't want to.
19:39Do you want my mom to help you?
19:41Yeah, like I feel like my hand's too good on us.
19:43Do you want me to want to watch?
19:44Too good?
19:44Yeah.
19:44Maybe it could be we.
19:45Can I see it?
19:46Yeah, yeah.
19:46Can I see it?
19:47Please, please, please.
19:47Like, I've got these.
19:49My mom goes, not really, no.
19:52Here we go.
19:52No, it looks good.
19:54Yeah.
19:55Very good.
19:56But, you know, this is like a pail you got.
19:59Mm-hmm.
19:59That's very good.
20:00If you're good, you put it here.
20:02It's ready.
20:04Okay, that's ready.
20:05And here is not ready.
20:07You've seen the car, right?
20:08Oh, I'm looking too.
20:08You need to have, like, here and here.
20:10It's easy.
20:10Right.
20:11So, if next time, if you can break this, break this.
20:13This is ready, right?
20:14That's ready.
20:15This is open here.
20:17Right?
20:18Six.
20:19Mm-hmm.
20:19Or seven.
20:20If I were you, I'm waiting for here.
20:22But it's much better I threw it this way.
20:23Why?
20:24Because you have more chance here.
20:25Especially your mom threw this, which means she doesn't have to.
20:28Mm-hmm.
20:29Okay.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:30She's really going deep.
20:31So, take a car so you have more chance.
20:33Don't stick this.
20:34Take a car and then you have more opportunity.
20:37My set is the...
20:38I'm not good at mahjong, but I know the strategy.
20:40No, you are good.
20:41The strategy.
20:42Is this taking you back, Olivia?
20:43Should I move these?
20:44Do you want to sleep a little bit on the couch?
20:46Yeah.
20:48Can I take...
20:48Can I...
20:49I'm going to discard this.
20:49Yeah, yeah.
20:50Can I take Spencer's?
20:51Yeah, sure.
20:51You can take, yes.
20:52Your time, mama.
20:58I don't like those.
21:00Agreed.
21:01For fun.
21:04And it's for your bra exercise.
21:06You need to think.
21:07Yeah.
21:07You should tell the monks that.
21:09Think.
21:09Because they're reading books.
21:11They're chanting things to exercise.
21:13As they're playing?
21:15Oh, no.
21:15They can't play this.
21:16They cannot play.
21:17But they have different way.
21:18What about video games?
21:19What about peaceful video games?
21:20Yeah, yeah.
21:21What's a peaceful video game?
21:22Oh, my gosh.
21:23Like Cooking Mama?
21:23Like Mario?
21:24Cooking Mama.
21:24That's a great one.
21:25Cooking Mama.
21:26Already have a Cooking Mama?
21:27It's just for fun.
21:28It's like not really cooking.
21:29Yeah, it's a...
21:32So what did you get rid of?
21:33I haven't gotten rid of anything yet.
21:35Draw and then discard.
21:36Draw and then discard.
21:38Just like a card game.
21:39Yes.
21:40Yeah.
21:40Like a card game.
21:41You're right.
21:41Yes.
21:42Unless you...
21:43You're right.
21:44Unless you pick up from there and you would do that first.
21:46Do you need that card?
21:47Four.
21:49Oh, yeah.
21:49So I can't get it.
21:51Gotcha.
21:52So, okay.
21:52So I grab one.
21:53Mm-hmm.
21:54And this card card.
21:55Unless you wanted that.
21:57Yeah.
22:00Maybe you want to look at her hand.
22:03Because I can see when she gets things, she just sticks them on the end.
22:06I don't think it's organized.
22:07No offense.
22:07I got it.
22:08Live air your tiles organized.
22:10Yep.
22:11They're very organized.
22:15Sorry, I cheated.
22:16I saw it with my mom crying.
22:17I can see them too, but it doesn't make it.
22:18Wait, what did you discard?
22:19I'm not going to remember any of them.
22:20Oh, you haven't.
22:21I haven't.
22:26I'm locking in, guys.
22:27I might just win.
22:29Just kidding.
22:29You could.
22:31It's like we were saying to Mar.
22:32I know.
22:33It really is.
22:34What about the bonus stars at the end?
22:36Wait, what did you just discard?
22:37I like your watch.
22:38What did you discard?
22:39How to say this?
22:41Flowers.
22:42Green.
22:42No, that's the green dragon.
22:43Green dragon.
22:44Dragon.
22:45Blue dragon.
22:46Red dragon.
22:46There's also another part, Mom, when I play with my friend, all the birds or whatever,
22:51they go on.
22:51Flower.
22:52That's called flowers.
22:53They just go on one side.
22:55Yeah.
22:55So why don't we do that?
22:55Flowers, like when you play, the flowers counting.
22:58If you play, like they pay money.
22:59Because it's for money.
23:00We weren't paying for money.
23:01So they count flowers.
23:03Oh, got it, got it.
23:04Okay.
23:05Okay.
23:15Oh, so we don't even, we don't even, it doesn't even matter.
23:18I can't really look at that.
23:19Oh, unless.
23:21I don't need that.
23:22Okay.
23:23Okay.
23:24But what if you did?
23:24I thought I needed it.
23:26By the end of the video, your mom's just playing for all four of us.
23:28She's playing against herself.
23:29She's running around the table.
23:32Ah, that's why you don't need it.
23:33Your mom, I shouldn't have shown your mom what I have.
23:36Oh, I don't remember.
23:37Fine.
23:37I don't remember.
23:38She remembers.
23:38I don't remember.
23:39I know you remember.
23:40I don't remember.
23:41If you want to remember, remember.
23:42If I don't want to remember, I don't remember.
23:43No, she remembers.
23:44She knows what everyone has.
23:45I can just take this and I don't have to play it.
23:47Yeah.
23:47And it's just fine.
23:48Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:49Okay.
23:51I would love some.
23:53Can you lift them all up like this, how I see them on the things?
23:57You can.
23:58It's hard.
23:59It's a skill.
24:00It's a skill to do it.
24:02It's hard because this is hard.
24:04Only can like that.
24:06But here.
24:06I'm saying like this.
24:08No, I can't.
24:09I can't.
24:09I can't.
24:09But this is kind of too big.
24:12Otherwise, I can't.
24:13But too big.
24:13Okay.
24:14Darn it.
24:15These really do look like the treats you made today.
24:17Oh, yeah.
24:18Look, they butter mochi.
24:19My mom made butter mochi for everybody.
24:22And they look like this.
24:23Yeah, the green is a panda.
24:24But it's also the same size.
24:26It's a panda flavor.
24:27Did you do that like on purpose?
24:28Here, I discarded the five dots.
24:29Oh, yeah.
24:30What did you get?
24:31What?
24:32Five dots.
24:32Five dots.
24:33Hell yeah.
24:34You win?
24:34Uh-oh.
24:36Watch her win.
24:37Hold.
24:38Look at her.
24:38She's got like a snake.
24:40Oh, my God.
24:41You got it?
24:42You win?
24:42No.
24:43You can put it down?
24:43Wait, wait.
24:44Hold on.
24:44Okay.
24:45Mom, please, please, please.
24:46I'm going to straighten them out.
24:48Mom, please, please.
24:49Please, mother.
24:50Please, mom.
24:51Mom.
24:52Mom.
24:53How many can you have?
24:53Mom.
24:54I think I have more than 14.
24:55No, no, I don't have more than 14.
24:57It looks like you have 30 tiles right now.
24:59Yeah, can't, can't.
25:00Otherwise, you're never going to win, okay?
25:02Mom, can you come here?
25:02She has 14.
25:03She's good.
25:04Let me see.
25:04Why do I have more chance here?
25:05Take this out.
25:06You don't need this.
25:07Okay, you're so right.
25:07Just believe moms.
25:09Yeah.
25:09All right, all right, all right.
25:10Mom, out of everyone?
25:12You got it?
25:12I'm pretty good, right?
25:13You're very good, yes.
25:15Oh, is her hand better than Spencer's?
25:17Oh, similar.
25:19All bad.
25:20It's on.
25:21Our mom should, like, both trade us like Pokemon.
25:23What is that?
25:24We call that soap.
25:26Soap.
25:26No, that's the blue dragon.
25:30Blue dragon.
25:30Also, they say soap.
25:31Green dragon, blue dragon.
25:33And the red dragon.
25:34Yes.
25:35Okay, got it.
25:36And also, you have to go like this.
25:39If you don't do this, you're cheating.
25:41Why?
25:41When you pick the tile up, you have to, like, clank it.
25:44Not clank it, but it's just part of the whole thing.
25:46Oh, your mom very smart.
25:47She knows how to play.
25:49No, it's just a whole different.
25:50Actually, there are 50 million more rules in the one that I play.
25:53So this is, this.
25:55Oh, you did it.
25:55That's pretty good.
25:56Oh, camera, camera.
26:00Okay, cool.
26:02What did you discard?
26:03The blue dragon?
26:04The blue dragon.
26:05Yeah, sorry.
26:06Do you want me to get it for you, honey?
26:08Yes, please.
26:12Dang it.
26:14I have a question.
26:15Yes.
26:16If, like, for example, Olivia, she's ready, whatever, you guys, the card, the scar, what,
26:21she say, mahjong?
26:22Yeah.
26:23Like, cambia?
26:23Yeah.
26:24Say, how do you say mahjong or cambia?
26:26What's cambia?
26:27Oh, it's our favorite game.
26:28Change.
26:30Change.
26:31So how do we say, like, if you know?
26:33Yeah, how do we say mahjong?
26:34Mahjong.
26:34How do we say it in Chinese?
26:35Mahjong.
26:36Hu.
26:36Hu.
26:37Does that actually say mahjong in Chinese?
26:39No.
26:40No, mahjong is mahjong.
26:40I think that's just, like, win.
26:41Yeah, it's like a way of hu.
26:42Oh, like, gotcha.
26:44Yes, yes, sorry.
26:44Can you do the thing?
26:45Because I might need your tile.
26:47She's ready to win.
26:47No, you really are.
26:48I respect that.
26:52Oh, but I can't even.
26:53Uh, a nine bamboo.
26:55Babu.
26:56Mom, if there's a pair, then...
26:58Okay, they can't do that.
27:02If there's a pair, these don't count, right?
27:04You need to only have one pair.
27:05What language could we spell?
27:06Oh, only one.
27:07Only one pair.
27:07Or you need to have three.
27:09Yeah, yeah.
27:09Okay, okay, I see what you're saying.
27:10Okay.
27:12So, you don't need that.
27:13You don't need that.
27:14You don't have this.
27:14I don't need it.
27:15So, take a new car from here.
27:18This is so...
27:23Here, you have two here, so don't worry.
27:25Wait, so, could I take that?
27:28No, no.
27:28You can take.
27:29What?
27:29You can take it.
27:30If you get two, you have two.
27:31You have two in your hand, right?
27:32Yes, yes.
27:33Wow, really?
27:33And that would be exposed.
27:35Oh.
27:35You're both exposed.
27:36But, but, remember, if you want to, for mahjong,
27:39you need to have one pair, at least, in your hand.
27:42So, if you put this, you have another pair.
27:44You have another pair?
27:45She remembers.
27:46Do you have another pair?
27:47Yes.
27:48If you don't have another pair, much better don't take this.
27:50Sorry, which one is that?
27:52But if you take it down, you do have a pair.
27:54Do you have an extra pair?
27:55Yeah, you do.
27:56Yeah, yeah.
27:57Okay, so you can do it.
27:58Okay, so do it.
27:59If an extra pair, you can do it.
28:00And that way, you skip.
28:03And then, Olivia are going to take a car.
28:04Yeah, so I will skip a turn.
28:06And you get a pong.
28:07You can pong.
28:08Okay, I'll do it.
28:09I'll do it, yeah.
28:09Get some on the board.
28:10Yes, do it, do it, do it.
28:11Please do it.
28:12Put down, yes.
28:13We have to make it look good.
28:14Look at that.
28:15Make it like the other way.
28:17That looks nice, honey.
28:17That's your turn.
28:18Okay.
28:19Yes.
28:19You got a more chance, because you give his car, Kim car, so you have more chance.
28:24Damn it.
28:24I got blue dragon.
28:26You have two here.
28:27Don't worry.
28:27Just discard.
28:29Nice discard.
28:31Nice.
28:31Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
28:35Ah.
28:36Who likes those?
28:38No, it's a new.
28:39So maybe people need it.
28:41That was part of one of the mahjong videos I looked at.
28:45They were like, if you're ever disappointed with something, you go, aye, aye, aye.
28:49Well, that's just in general.
28:50Yeah.
28:51But they were like, hey, if you really want a seat at the table, just any time, it could
28:55be happy.
28:57It could be mad.
28:58It could be anything.
28:59Or you could be play the game.
29:01Yeah.
29:01Well, my mom always said, aye, aye, aye, like, my whole life.
29:04Yeah.
29:05Not just playing mahjong.
29:06Oh, no.
29:07It's every.
29:07It's, oh my God.
29:09Yeah.
29:09Yeah.
29:10What'd you just write?
29:11What'd you do?
29:11Six.
29:12Six.
29:12Bamboo.
29:13See, it'd be nice if we said it out loud.
29:15But I guess you don't in your version.
29:17You don't say it out loud.
29:18What'd you discard?
29:19Yeah.
29:19No, you have to pay attention.
29:20Oh, yeah.
29:21If your people don't see what it is, it's all six.
29:23Would you repeat it back, or would you just say, sorry, you missed it?
29:26You can, you can say six, you can say it if you ask.
29:29But if you want to play quiet, not too loud, it's six, like that.
29:35But mahjong's already, for me, it's like a very loud game, so usually I don't want to
29:39talk, but you guys can.
29:40Oh.
29:41Ooh.
29:42Oh.
29:43Oh, wow, wow.
29:44Look at that.
29:44That looks like a sword.
29:45That looks like one of your games you play.
29:48Oh, my God.
29:49I see it.
29:49This is so sick.
29:51You want me to look at your car?
29:53Oh, wait, Mom, I think.
29:56Yeah, you want me to look at it?
29:57Oh, my God, you are a sign.
29:58Hmm, I can.
30:01Let me see.
30:01Yeah, I can.
30:03Do you want me to look at yours?
30:04This is good.
30:05No.
30:06This is a pair, but this need to be either a pair.
30:09Yeah, I know.
30:09So you need to, or three, so it's not ready.
30:12Or you have this, if you have one, two, three, four, two this way.
30:15That's no three, yeah.
30:16So, yeah, so you will open one, one, three.
30:18Well, which one would I rather open?
30:21Huh?
30:21Which one you want to do, right?
30:22So if you've got this.
30:24Why?
30:25Because there's so many here.
30:26Or this, but then you.
30:27Okay, all right.
30:27People don't want it.
30:28So many here.
30:29So it looks good.
30:30Okay.
30:30You can see my hand if you want.
30:31Yeah, it's this.
30:33Okay.
30:36Four?
30:36Yeah, four.
30:38So I can take.
30:39Yeah, you can take it for me.
30:40Yes, you can take, yes.
30:42You can.
30:42And I don't need to show it.
30:44Yeah, I don't need to show.
30:46Oh.
30:47What if I want to expose them, like, for my own.
30:50That just gives more information to everyone else.
30:52I know.
30:53Oh.
30:53Wow, you really are a game person.
30:55Yeah, you should have the place.
30:56You should be here.
30:57Yeah, you should be here playing with us.
30:59The place, Olivia.
31:01Olivia's doing great.
31:02Olivia's almost winning.
31:03I know.
31:04Why is this?
31:04She's not good enough.
31:06Because Olivia, she can look around.
31:07She's going to be better after looking everyone play.
31:10Oh, see, she's training me like a little puppy.
31:16Spencer, Spenny Spen.
31:18Take your time, no rush.
31:19Rush, hurry up, please.
31:21This is hard.
31:22Mom, is it normal to take this long in a Chinese?
31:25No, no, no, no.
31:26They won't let you play.
31:27Yeah, I'm going to be invited back.
31:29You're going to be replaced.
31:31Wait, does a Kong have to...
31:32A Kong is four...
31:34But it can even be one, two, three, four?
31:36No, no, no, that's not...
31:37It's four, four, four, four.
31:39Yeah, four, four.
31:39Two, two, three.
31:41Hey, hey.
31:42Sorry.
31:44You need the permission.
31:45Sorry.
31:46Mom, I think I got it.
31:48Let me see.
31:49So we have to have four of one thing, the Kong.
31:52No, no, you have to have four pairs of...
31:55I got it.
31:55Yeah, she got it.
31:56What?
31:57No, you need to say...
31:58No, mahjong.
31:59Mahjong, mahjong.
32:00Mahjong, mahjong.
32:01Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
32:02Olivia, no.
32:03Mahjong is you don't need to discard.
32:05Everything here, you put it down.
32:06Oh, yeah, it has to be in the...
32:07No, you're not...
32:08It's good you did it, Philippe.
32:10You need to wait in for any car to put, okay?
32:13You can...
32:13Any car, okay?
32:14You can be this.
32:16You have very good.
32:16Here or here.
32:19What are you talking about, lady?
32:20Okay.
32:20Okay.
32:21The car is...
32:22You have to take this car and put it down.
32:23You cannot take this car.
32:24Yeah, yeah, I know.
32:24So, you have so many opportunity here.
32:26Look, let me show you.
32:28How many opportunities?
32:28I see the opportunities.
32:30Either this.
32:31Yes.
32:31I can't win right now?
32:33No, not now.
32:34Why?
32:34Why is...
32:35Because that tile has to play in your whole hand.
32:38Oh, I see.
32:39Because you can't win with 14.
32:41I know, I'm getting really close.
32:42You're very close.
32:43She's ready.
32:44She's got many open cars.
32:46What did you discard?
32:47The eight?
32:47M.
32:47Eight bamboo.
32:48Uh-huh.
32:49Good job.
32:52You have many opportunities.
32:53I know.
32:53You know how many opportunities you have?
32:55I didn't have a lot of opportunities, but I made my opportunities.
32:58Say thank you to your mom.
32:59Thank you, mom.
33:01Thank you, mom.
33:01I love you.
33:03Thank you, mom.
33:03Five bamboo.
33:05Do you need a five?
33:06She's testing you.
33:07She knows.
33:07There's no way.
33:08It's not going to work.
33:09Okay, so take car.
33:13Gosh.
33:13So, if no, just discard.
33:15Don't think.
33:15That's not good for you.
33:17All your cards.
33:18Mom, are you close?
33:20Me?
33:20Yeah.
33:21I couldn't tell you.
33:22I cannot tell you.
33:23Do you need help?
33:25Yeah, do you need help?
33:25Do you need us to look at your hands?
33:27Yeah.
33:28You want to look at my car?
33:29No.
33:30Ooh.
33:31Three dots.
33:31You need it.
33:34I love how you know everyone.
33:35She's like, you need that one.
33:36You need that one.
33:37She's playing.
33:38She's big game at us.
33:39I know.
33:40Okay, I'm going to take a minute here.
33:41Okay, no rush.
33:43So, I need one more group of three.
33:44Yes.
33:45I think all of us do.
33:47Yeah, I mean, oh, wait.
33:49Whose turn is it?
33:50Wait.
33:50I think it's your turn.
33:51I need to discard.
33:52It's your turn, yeah.
33:55Oh, Spencer, do you want that?
33:57No, you do.
33:58Oh, no, you already did.
33:58That's for Spencer.
33:59Oh, yeah, yeah.
34:00That's for Spencer, yeah.
34:05I don't want it.
34:07I need the green dragon and say no.
34:13It's okay.
34:14No, I want it.
34:15It's good.
34:16No, Mom, I'm doing it for the camera.
34:18Oh, for the camera.
34:18It's a drama for the camera.
34:21The music's going to be crazy.
34:22Okay, drama.
34:23It's drama.
34:24It's my turn drama because at the floor.
34:27Drama.
34:29Wait, wait, which one did you describe?
34:30Yeah, three.
34:31Three.
34:32No, I'm okay.
34:34You can't take that.
34:35I can't.
34:36I don't want it.
34:37I wouldn't have taken it anyways.
34:39See, I can't remember what I just looked at at yours.
34:41That might help you.
34:42Nine.
34:43Can you do nine?
34:44Can I do an exposed chow?
34:47Or, sorry, what were you calling it?
34:48Chow, you don't need to.
34:49You can just take it.
34:50Okay.
34:50You took seven, I remember.
34:52Yes.
34:53So are you mahjong?
34:54No.
34:55I don't even know if I should have done that.
34:56Actually, no, never mind.
34:58No, you have to take it.
34:58No, you have to take it.
34:59Okay, okay, okay.
35:00No, but, but, well, want me to help you with something?
35:03Uh, yeah, let me, well.
35:04Okay.
35:05You want me to help you?
35:06No, no, I can't.
35:06You can do a nine again if you want.
35:09Okay.
35:11What?
35:11Oh, yeah.
35:12Oh, wow.
35:13That's sad.
35:15You gentlemen.
35:16Wait, what?
35:16You know how to, how to...
35:18Embrace the loss.
35:20Yes.
35:21This girl, no.
35:22I'm doing it for the audience.
35:24Yeah.
35:24I'm doing it for the drama.
35:25It's your character.
35:26It's my character.
35:27The character you play on Smosh.
35:28The character that I play on Smosh.
35:29You know what, Olivia?
35:30She's in character.
35:31I want to tell you, like, when we play Camille together, I can see your other one doesn't
35:37want to lose.
35:38Who wants to lose?
35:39You try your best.
35:41Life cannot be always win.
35:42You need to learn how to lose.
35:44That's so true.
35:45Like Spencer.
35:47You know how to, how to be a loser.
35:49Do you have any elves hesitate to get this dub?
35:51Because life, if you're always a winner in your life, you're going to drive yourself crazy.
35:55Yeah.
35:56All I...
35:56You need to accept.
35:57My mom is saying that when I play Camille, I have this, this, um, I just like to win.
36:02Yes.
36:03Yes.
36:03But life is not always win.
36:04But as long as you try your best, if you could win.
36:07Yes, take it.
36:08All I do is win, win, win, no matter what.
36:10All I do is win, win.
36:12Okay, whose turn is it?
36:13My turn.
36:15My mom always teaching a life lesson, and I love that.
36:18It's, it's share, I share it with you.
36:19Share wisdom.
36:21Yeah, share life experience.
36:24It's true, mom.
36:26All that for nothing.
36:26Lock it in.
36:27I need to remember in Chinese way.
36:29You're allowed to throw it.
36:30East, don't, don't do that.
36:32Mama, give me a five.
36:36You don't need it.
36:38It's the same one that, you don't need it, right?
36:40You don't need it.
36:40Just throw it away.
36:41You don't need it.
36:46Blue.
36:48Really, yeah, we're really down a little.
36:53Hey, for the table, I have no dots.
36:56I have a lot of dots.
36:58I know.
36:58How do you know?
36:59Because you're only going for dots.
37:01See?
37:02You're very smart.
37:03You're very smart.
37:04I saw her hand.
37:04You're very smart.
37:07Very good.
37:09Mama.
37:10Yeah.
37:10No, we'll create, we'll create my one.
37:11Yeah, yeah, this is, this is, yeah.
37:13Okay.
37:13Say ma-jong.
37:14Ma-jong, ma-jong.
37:15You need to say ma-jong.
37:16Ma-jong.
37:17You need to say ma-jong.
37:17But now you're going to show it so we can see.
37:18Yeah, I don't believe you.
37:19Put it here, and you're putting it down.
37:20Putting your card down.
37:22I want to do the cool flip.
37:23Yeah, I was going to say.
37:23I want to see it.
37:24Put this first, and put it here.
37:26When can I?
37:26There's a triangle.
37:27I told you the triangle.
37:28Yeah, there's a triangle here.
37:29Okay, ready?
37:30Yeah.
37:31If you don't get it, then it's not a ma-jong.
37:34Yay!
37:36People need to double look.
37:37We need to double look if it's correct.
37:40See?
37:40This pair.
37:41There.
37:42Triple.
37:43Yes.
37:44Nice.
37:45Dang!
37:46Very good.
37:46Nice.
37:47Mom, you taught me well.
37:49Wow.
37:50Good job.
37:50Are you proud of your daughter?
37:52Yeah.
37:52Are you proud of me?
37:53I'm proud of you.
37:53That I'm good at ma-jong?
37:54I'm proud of you.
37:55Not only you good at ma-jong, because you know how to, when you did a mistake, it's, okay,
38:00let it go next time.
38:01Right.
38:01And you still won.
38:02Yeah, I still won.
38:04Yes.
38:04Not like, no, no, no, no, no.
38:05Many people say, no, no, no, I'm sorry, I regret it, I need to take.
38:08So those, you're not.
38:11So it's good.
38:11Yeah, we play with honor here on the board.
38:13We have a lot of honor.
38:14Yeah.
38:15My mom looked at the sign, she was like, oh, it's bored as f***.
38:20I was like, yeah.
38:20I don't know if I was allowed to cuss or not on here, but.
38:22I don't think you guys swore at all.
38:23I know.
38:24My mom doesn't say bad words.
38:26No.
38:27In Chinese, do you?
38:28No.
38:28Really?
38:29Never.
38:29Never, but maybe sometime inside, I, I, I, I, I, I, I think, well, I don't know.
38:38I would, next, maybe for another video, I'm pitching this out to the room.
38:41Maybe we send me to like a real mahjong room.
38:43We see how eaten alive I get.
38:45Oh my gosh.
38:46Yeah.
38:46They just fully just beat me with rulers.
38:48Yeah.
38:48They, they get so mad and they remember you and it's.
38:52They remember you?
38:53No.
38:53They have a sign and they're just like, no, this guy, absolutely not.
38:56Wait, I have a question.
38:57Can we all see everyone's tiles?
38:58Yeah, yeah.
38:58Yeah.
38:59So I had a pair.
39:01Ready?
39:01I had five, six, seven.
39:03Nice.
39:04Six, seven.
39:05And then I had a, I had two, three, four, and then I had, well, I had two, three, four,
39:10five.
39:11Uh-huh.
39:12And then I had eight, nine.
39:13Ah.
39:14Well, I was, well, I was seven, six, three, seven.
39:16Very nice.
39:16Yeah.
39:17Very nice.
39:17So I was almost there.
39:19I goofed because I have the pair.
39:21Beautiful.
39:21But then I thought I had four, five, six, and then I looked closer.
39:23Nice.
39:23And then I sat.
39:24You guys call very similar because you have many open cars.
39:27Mm-hmm.
39:28And then two, three, four, and nine and two, but I, I messed up there.
39:32Okay.
39:33Ah.
39:33They should let you trade.
39:34I know.
39:34Wouldn't that be fun?
39:35What about yours, mama?
39:36Mine, I have this.
39:38Wow.
39:38I have this ready.
39:42Five, six.
39:44See, this I fixed.
39:46I have many open car here.
39:47I have four.
39:48So you had options for that.
39:49I have four and a seven, four, seven.
39:52Opportunities.
39:53Yeah, four and a seven.
39:54I have here four, seven opportunities.
39:57So I'm waiting for four, seven.
39:59I like your opportunities.
39:59Olivia, she got a four, three, four.
40:01So very hard.
40:02I think the biggest takeaway is that Mahjong is about creating opportunities for yourself.
40:06Yeah.
40:06I think that's, I think that's a great thing.
40:08And what else do moms do than create opportunities for their kids?
40:11And life lessons.
40:13Yes.
40:13Yeah, life lessons.
40:14Yes.
40:14You've got about 10 of them today.
40:16What are you going to do with your life now?
40:18Yeah.
40:19Six, seven.
40:20My mom has no idea what that is.
40:23I don't know either.
40:24There's also Ralph Lauren's sweater that says six, seven.
40:26That's 20 as f***.
40:28Six, seven.
40:29It's so, it's a non-joke.
40:31It's just something you say.
40:34Yeah, it's exactly.
40:36Exactly.
40:37Guys, thank you so much for watching.
40:39Thank you, moms, for coming in.
40:41Thank you for having us.
40:42Yeah, my mom.
40:43I love you so much.
40:44Thank you for the snacks this morning.
40:46Yes, that was very sweet.
40:47Thank you for being patient with us and teaching everyone this game.
40:50Yes, our master.
40:52Our master.
40:53Because actually, I'm really not good like that.
40:55I'm not good.
40:56You made me great.
40:57We couldn't have done it without you, honestly.
41:00Yeah, guys, this has been Parents Week on Smash Games.
41:03I'm sorry, I crushed all the Smash ecosystem.
41:05So, let us know if you liked it.
41:08And honestly, shout out to moms.
41:10Shout out to moms.
41:11They're the best.
41:12Shout out to our kids.
41:13Bye.
41:14Bye!
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