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My Lady Jane Episode 1 Engsub
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00:07Long, long ago, in a land not that far away, a succession of kings believed God granted them the right
00:15to rule England however they chose.
00:18You know Henry VIII, giant red-headed Tudor king, treated his wives like Kleenex, one blow and you're out. Divorced,
00:25beheaded, died. Divorced, beheaded, survived.
00:29Next on the throne was his son, Edward. Oh dear, when he died, the kingdom expected the crown to go
00:37to his half-sisters, Mary or even Elizabeth, but instead came a total bloody shocker.
00:43Lady Jane Grey. Intellectual rebel, a bit of a pain in the arse and a political pawn for her ambitious
00:51noble family, Jane was married without her consent and crowned queen against her will.
00:56Then, just nine days later, she was branded a traitor. And, wham, off with her head.
01:07Jane could have been the leader England needed, but instead, history remembers her as the ultimate damsel in distress. Fuck
01:15that. What if history were different?
01:20Never do anything you don't want to do. I do want it though, Lady Jane. Well then my advice is
01:26if his member looks pustular... Don't shag him.
01:28Wise words, Susanna. I made this salve to cure you rich. Aren't you clever? Isn't she clever?
01:35So, when's my cunny set for shagging? A few weeks. I can't abstain for a few weeks. Could you?
01:43I couldn't. Jane wouldn't know. She's a lady. Saving herself for marriage.
01:47Saving myself for myself, actually. In fact, I may never marry.
01:54Yes, mock the person who's curing your vagina. How will you live? What will you do?
02:01What would your mother say? Lady Frances doesn't know.
02:03I don't really care what she thinks. I've got bigger plans. Go on, tell her.
02:08I'm writing the world's first complete compendium of England's medicinal herbs and their uses.
02:13Herbs. Herbs. Herbs.
02:16Text and drawings for those who can't read.
02:19I intend to publish it and sell it.
02:21Perhaps I can make enough money to actually live independently.
02:24Where is the bloody calendula officinalis?
02:27Jane. Found it. Duke of Leicester is coming.
02:30Bollocks. Is that a day?
02:32She told me to get flowers.
02:35Use it twice a day.
02:45Jane, look.
02:47Is this me stable boy?
02:49Losh.
02:50Teach me how to ride.
02:52They put you down. They say I'm wrong.
02:55You tacky dick. You put them on.
02:59Level level tone your dress.
03:03Level level. Your face is a mess.
03:06Level level. How could they go?
03:10I can't smell. I love you so.
03:14What?
03:16What?
03:18What?
03:21Did you chew them?
03:23Shut up, Margaret.
03:24Oh, lovely. Shut up, Catherine.
03:26Shut up, all of you. Smile. Earn your key.
03:28When Jane's father died with no male heir, his great-uncle once removed, the Duke of Leicester, inherited everything,
03:37leaving the Grey Widow and daughters dependent on Leicester's charity for their very survival.
03:51Dastardly crowds on the London Road were hanging at Chepster.
03:54Oh no, what a bother.
03:56I think we should burn them all.
03:58Margaret.
03:58Quite agree, Poppet.
04:01The latest division laws stipulate death for the trespassing Aethean menace, but not method.
04:08And interpretation is the enemy of efficiency.
04:14You've grown up, haven't you?
04:16Yes, you can.
04:19You'll be prettier if you smiled.
04:22Would I?
04:23Your Grace, now do you have the...
04:30Elevation eases my gout.
04:33Cherries are good for that.
04:34You know I read that...
04:35You read?
04:36In a book?
04:38I never permitted any of them to read or even own any books at all.
04:52Yes, why did you burden us with all this education, Mother?
04:55Because stupid women are tedious.
04:57What about stupid men?
04:58Eh?
04:58What's that?
04:59Oh, nothing, nothing, Your Grace.
05:00Leicester, pray tell.
05:01Do you have the confirmation?
05:03Ah, yes, indeed I do.
05:04Jane, sweet child, we have secured for you the most thrilling honor one can bestow upon a young noble woman.
05:16Your marriage.
05:18Oh, shit.
05:20My marriage?
05:23What?
05:24What does it mean to believe that you're going to die already?
05:27Shut up!
05:29I'm sorry.
05:29You should be.
05:31You're wrong about everything.
05:32I do not look prettier when I smile.
05:34And I am not destined to be wretched.
05:37I am...
05:37Overwhelmed by the wonderful news.
05:39Now I will escort Jane to her chambers.
05:42Come along.
05:43Forgive her, Your Grace.
05:46I don't.
05:47How dare you plot my life with that cretin?
05:49You drove me to this.
05:50But I don't want to be married.
05:52You no longer define your life by what you don't want.
05:55You refuse to discuss suitors, or hunt, or dance, or do anything except for gossip with your servant and fiddle
06:02with those infernal herbs and books.
06:04Lord Guilford Dudley will be your husband.
06:08Guilford Dudley?
06:11Guilford Dudley?
06:13I've heard of him.
06:14The girls at court say he's vile.
06:16He drinks, fights, gambles.
06:18He cavorts with women of ill repute.
06:20He is the last man I would ever marry.
06:23Jane, this marriage protects us.
06:26Leicester will soon tire of his charity towards us.
06:28And I do not intend to leave my house for a wretched hovel in Croydon.
06:32Your father left us nothing.
06:34Our only wealth is blood.
06:37And you are pure, verity, and cousin to the king.
06:40The Dudleys will do anything for power.
06:43And they are very, very, very rich.
06:45You mercenary bitch.
06:48We do not do that anymore.
06:51In three days' time, you will be wed.
06:55I will do everything in my power to get out of this marriage.
07:00Jane, you have no power.
07:06My book.
07:08Where is my book?
07:11What did you do?
07:13I threw that wretched thing on the fire.
07:34There comes a point in everyone's life
07:37when you realise you simply cannot put up with your mother's bullshit
07:41for another moment.
07:55Tell me what pleases you.
07:59How this works.
08:10There it is.
08:18Do you like that?
08:24Oh my god.
08:34We're leaving.
08:35I was rather enjoying that.
08:37Wait, what did you say?
08:38We're leaving now. Right now.
08:40We'll go north. Find a village when everybody knows us.
08:42I'll make my cures and you can sell them.
08:44Are you crazy?
08:44I have been trapped here my entire life.
08:46If I marry, I will be trapped somewhere else.
08:48Now that is crazy.
08:49Jane, you don't know what it's like here.
08:50You sound like...
08:53Like my mother.
08:54It's nearly dawn. We must hurry.
08:56Dangerous.
08:57Aethians, the pack. People talk of civil war.
08:59You don't really believe that now, do you?
09:01I mean, when's the last time you even saw an Aethian?
09:03What do you know? You don't go anywhere.
09:06Jane, when I was a kid...
09:08Your family kicked you out?
09:10Yes, you told me.
09:11There was a man involved.
09:12No, that's not...
09:13You won't be safe.
09:15I will never be safe when my mother is trying to barter me.
09:19I want my life to be mine.
09:22Forever.
09:23Jane.
09:23Then stay.
09:25Be fine on my own.
09:26You'll be dead in a week.
09:30We'll need some money.
09:33Do you want my ring?
09:35My sweet mother is a sound sleeper.
09:49Before the old path from Arlo, up the river barge, start our lives.
09:53We'll be with you all the night, time, all day, and all of the night.
09:58Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
10:01So be with you all the night, all day, and all of the night.
10:06We're trying.
10:07What?
10:09What's that sound?
10:16Run.
10:22Run.
10:29Come on.
10:31Come on.
10:33Come on.
10:53Stop, they're here!
10:58That's the thief that stole my ring and kidnapped my daughter.
11:02She did it!
11:02Let go of her!
11:03It was me!
11:04It was me!
11:05Get off me, you langer!
11:06It was not you.
11:07Understand?
11:08I forced it to come!
11:10Your maid will be hanged for stealing if she doesn't die in prison first.
11:16Jane, forgive me.
11:25Ethian!
11:26Have you forgotten the punishment for hiding Ethian?
11:30I had no idea.
11:31Then you're a fool.
11:33Go home!
11:43A hawk.
11:45Yes, Susanna is a hawk.
11:48Did I mention that in this world, some people can transform themselves into an animal?
11:53They're called Ethians.
11:55Everyone else, like Jane, is Verity.
11:58Jane has always known about Ethians, of course.
12:02Jane was taught that Ethians are dangerous abominations sent by Satan to destroy the Verity way of life.
12:12Poppeycock, of course.
12:15As an Ethian, you can't choose your animal form, but you can switch back and forth whenever you please.
12:21Ethianism skips generations and pops up now and again, usually in puberty during a moment of high emotion.
12:28One minute you're fighting with your sister, the next, bam, you're a badger.
12:33It's just one of those things you're born with, like being left-handed or the colour of your eyes.
12:39For decades, Ethians have been reviled, persecuted, banned, and then King Henry, renowned shithead that he was, exiled them to
12:48the wilderness, where they must hunt, beg, or steal to survive.
12:53Jane has always wondered what it's like to be an Ethian, but she'd never known one in real life.
13:01And real life, as we know, can be a real kick in the tits.
13:07Why is Jane sulking?
13:09Mummy's right. Jane's just been difficult.
13:11Oh, how typical of you to be on her side.
13:14Ow! Not fair! I was already.
13:17I have an idea.
13:18Let's test all the servants with the dunking to see if they're Ethian.
13:21A dunking.
13:23And who will feed you and make you fires when all the servants are dead?
13:28Take...
13:29Ah! Margaret, you're right.
13:33Tricked you.
13:35Faint blood. Margaret.
13:36That's cheating.
13:38You mispronounced winning.
13:47Where are you going?
13:51Where's she going?
13:52To London to see Lord Dudley.
13:54Planning your wedding.
14:06Hey!
14:07Follow that barge.
14:27Lady Frances.
14:29Lord Dudley.
14:32And, Lady Jane?
14:34I wasn't expecting you.
14:37My future daughter-in-law.
14:38Welcome!
14:42As you can see, we're installing new tapestries for the nuptials, straight from Firenze.
14:49Braised hog, peacock pie, jellied egret, and my own favourite, roast dolphin.
14:55Oh, yeah!
14:56Now, musical players.
14:58How do we feel about the French?
15:00Tepid.
15:00I know.
15:01Filthy beast lovers.
15:03But, the tunes.
15:05I must say, I'm enchanted to finally meet you.
15:09Everybody tells me you're very, very clever.
15:11Yes, I think my mother rather regrets my education.
15:13That's absolute.
15:14I jest.
15:16My cousin, King Edward, and I shared tutors as children.
15:20He's my oldest friend.
15:21Well, kings don't have friends.
15:23They have subjects.
15:25And counsellors, like moi.
15:26My lord, I'm here to meet your son.
15:28I'm afraid Guildford isn't here.
15:30He's out.
15:30He's busy doing things.
15:32Things.
15:34Drinking and or fighting.
15:36Indisposed with a woman of fiscal virtue.
15:38Oh, yes, I know all about those nerves.
15:41I quite understand.
15:43It's a big day.
15:44Now, do you know my other son, Stan, is also engaged?
15:47To a Bavarian princess.
15:50Really?
15:50Oh, yes.
15:51Is she very rich?
15:52Filthy.
15:53Terrible outbreak of the plague there at the moment,
15:55so the wedding is postponed.
15:56But as I said to him,
15:58if she can survive the plague,
15:59she can survive marriage.
16:08Actually, Dudley and I have a marriage contract to discuss.
16:11I would like to say something first.
16:13Again?
16:14By all means, my dear girl.
16:17I don't want to marry your son.
16:20Nobody cares what you want.
16:23Now, when you buy a tapestry,
16:25you're not buying it for yourself,
16:26you're buying it for your descendants.
16:42Oh, I missed that.
16:43Spare some silver.
16:45I like a little coin.
16:46Come on, then.
16:46I thought you wanted it.
16:48Come on, jump higher.
16:49Come on, jump higher.
16:50Come on, here.
16:54Stop that.
16:55Stop.
16:56How dare you hurt that child.
16:59It's accosted me.
16:59You were teasing him.
17:00I saw it.
17:02What else are saying?
17:03Are you hurt?
17:03Is that worse?
17:06Give him those coins.
17:07No.
17:09Do it.
17:12Certainly, my lady.
17:15Oopsie.
17:17Really?
17:18I teach him a lesson about the evils of begging.
17:21Pox on you, fuckface.
17:24Watch out.
17:26They have fleas.
17:40Jane knows that marrying such a prat is incon-fucking-ceivable.
17:47Jane needs a miracle.
17:49And the only people who can perform miracles are saints.
17:56And kings.
18:03King Edward took the throne at nine years old, after his father, King Henry, finally kicked the royal bucket.
18:12Edward's life changed from spending carefree days with his beloved cousin, Jane, to being told by bossy-boots counsellors how
18:21to rule his own bloody kingdom.
18:22Three, two, one.
18:25Including, but not limited to, reading poorly written proclamations targeting Aetheans.
18:36Is there a problem, Your Majesty?
18:45My men...
18:50I would that I could be by your side on this day.
18:54And that you would call me friend.
18:56He's gone completely off script.
18:58Indeed, Lonson.
19:00Get the champ.
19:01I'll never know the rush of combat.
19:04Or the joy of brotherhood in arms.
19:07But what I can give you is my unending respect and gratitude for your bravery and valour.
19:16So that we may assure our people they are safe in England forever.
19:21Hurrah!
19:23Hurrah!
19:24Hurrah!
19:30Your Majesty.
19:34Shall we?
19:39Just...
19:39Wait until everyone's gone.
19:42Who are those new soldiers on the Black Horses?
19:44I told you.
19:45Remember?
19:46Kingsland Guards.
19:47An elite force to protect you from the Aethean menace plaguing our land.
19:53First point of order.
19:56Beasts were caught sneaking into Grimsby.
20:00It was the pack.
20:01Yes?
20:03Yes?
20:04The so-called Aethean resistance.
20:08Beastly thugs.
20:09And in clear violation of division law.
20:12No Aethean is permitted in verity cities, towns or properties under pain of death.
20:19Sentenced to death?
20:21Of course, it's the law.
20:22But you told me there is plenty of food for them in the wild.
20:24Why must they sneak into Grimsby?
20:27The mind boggles.
20:27I mean, have you ever been to Grimsby?
20:30Don't kill them.
20:31Just put them back in the woods or something.
20:36My cousin Lady Jane Grey is here.
20:39Dismiss all of you.
20:40Out.
20:49Your Majesty.
20:50Stop it.
20:52How are you feeling?
20:53How's the cold?
20:54It's fine.
20:55Ghastly.
20:56It's fine.
20:57You know.
20:58Say hello to my new doggy.
20:59Petunia.
21:00Hello, Petunia.
21:01It's a very devoted little thing.
21:03Thought it would let me ask for a sight.
21:04Oh, she's beautiful.
21:05Tell me, Janey.
21:06How are your sisters?
21:07Is Margaret still pulling wings of butterflies?
21:10Shall we take some air?
21:18I have terrible news.
21:20My mother's forcing me to marry.
21:22Will you intervene?
21:25Jane, I've already approved it.
21:28Oh.
21:29Why?
21:31Why would you ever approve my marriage without my consent?
21:34Be logical.
21:35It is your duty to protect your family.
21:38I do not choose to marry.
21:39You think I chose this life?
21:41We're all born to certain roles.
21:43Our destiny is set.
21:45Anyway, what else would you possibly do?
21:47I do not want to be a wife.
21:49Just some man's property.
21:50Well, I do not want to be a dying king, but here we are.
21:53You're not dying.
21:56Are you?
22:01I have the affliction.
22:04Do you think I'll be the first to recover?
22:09The kingdom is in chaos.
22:12I'm doing my best or soon I'll be gone.
22:14No.
22:16No, don't say that.
22:18This is the real world.
22:21The kings die.
22:23Noble women marry.
22:26No.
22:27Now,
22:28as to the chap in question,
22:30he cannot be that bad.
22:33His pater is one of my counsellors.
22:36You'll quickly improve him the way that you improved me.
22:40Did I need improving though?
22:42That is the question.
22:48I always thought
22:50marriage sounded rather fun.
22:53A partner.
22:54A friend.
22:57Someone to make you laugh.
22:58Tell you that you're not alone.
23:01I always thought
23:02I'd only marry if I could choose the man myself.
23:06Jeannie.
23:08That's just silly.
23:13Princess Mary and Princess Elizabeth, Bess for short, are the discarded offspring of two of King Henry's most unfortunate wives.
23:23Their brother, Edward, is youngest, but the first to get the crown because of-
23:27You know, his penis.
23:32Your Royal Highnesses.
23:34Where's our brother?
23:36He's in the gardens.
23:38Perambulating with Lady Jane Grey.
23:41Lady Jane Grey.
23:47I know.
23:49Two-Fanies.
24:01We're gone.
24:02You look.
24:04Oh, you look terrible.
24:05I don't think I look that bad, actually.
24:07Hello, brother. Cousin Jane.
24:09Your Highnesses, it's a pleasure.
24:11Sweet, Bess. Jane and I, we were having some...
24:13Blackberry pie.
24:15Your favourite.
24:19Mary, thank you.
24:23How awful, brother.
24:25Infliction's such a dreadful way to die.
24:28Cough and cough until you cough your lungs right out.
24:31Edward?
24:32Brother?
24:34Edward?
24:36Jane.
24:38Oh, he can't breathe. It's the affliction.
24:40Guards, fetch Dr. Botts!
24:41We need pulmonaria. Uh, lungwort.
24:44The lilac flower.
24:46Plant it over there, please.
24:48Look at me.
24:49Harry!
25:10Jane saved the King's life. Jane saved the King's life. Jane saved the King's life.
25:12Jane saved the King's life.
25:13I am here!
25:14Ah, Dr. Botts!
25:15I am here!
25:17I am here.
25:20Here.
25:21Another attack.
25:22Oh dear me.
25:23I forgot my forceps.
25:25Hello.
25:26You may wish to avert your eyes.
25:29I'm going in.
25:35That was exciting, wasn't it?
25:38Exciting?
25:39I can't leave Edward like this.
25:41Will you check if your medic has elf doc?
25:43It's her.
25:44His Majesty enjoys the finest medical care in the kingdom.
25:47Ta-da!
25:52Oh.
26:00Might I venture a suggestion, Your Highness?
26:06Boiled kitten tea with urine.
26:09An old man's urine, ideally.
26:13Oh, lovely.
26:14Lovely.
26:15No kitten tea.
26:19Your Majesty, I only just heard.
26:21Oh, finally he turns up.
26:23Where is Jane?
26:24Why, I sent her home.
26:27I think the time has come to appoint your successor.
26:31I know.
26:33I'm not afraid of death.
26:35Well, that's not true and petrified.
26:36You have the strength of a thousand lions.
26:39Your Majesty, it is incumbent upon me as Lord Protector to confirm
26:42that your eldest sister Mary is indeed the rightful heir to the throne
26:46and the only choice to keep our kingdom safe from the rampaging hordes of satanic beasts.
26:52Must you be so dramatic?
26:55The entire kingdom agrees.
26:58I do not agree.
27:00Let's just take a beat for a moment and think about this.
27:04Now, Princess Mary's mother, Catherine, was originally married to your father's brother, Arthur, the heir apparent.
27:12Remember that old chestnut?
27:14Now, when Artie died, of course, she claimed non-consummation so that she could declare Virgo intacta, get an annulment
27:24and marry the new king.
27:25But, I mean, come on.
27:27Who are we kidding?
27:28Spaniards?
27:29The, the, the, the, the, the.
27:31And anyway, Henry went on to divorce Catherine.
27:35So, is Mary's claim even legally valid?
27:38You see, technically she's a bastard.
27:42Now, what about Princess Bess?
27:44Her mother was an Aethian.
27:45The people would never accept it?
27:47You're absolutely right.
27:49Seymour.
27:50Now, what if there was somebody else?
27:53Someone with direct royal lineage, perhaps, engaged to a high-born verity.
28:00Someone who could, oh, I don't know, golly, wear the crown until such time as they could produce a son.
28:08Lady Jane.
28:09Lady Jane Grey?
28:10Your cousin?
28:11Oh, what a marvellous idea.
28:13Queen Jane?
28:15Terrible idea.
28:16But this is Royal Highness's idea.
28:18Are you saying it's terrible?
28:19Ahem.
28:20She's a girl.
28:21Girls can't rule.
28:23Jane could rule with our help until such time as her son can be king.
28:26What a happy coincidence.
28:28Jane's husband-to-be is your son.
28:31The future king would be his grandson.
28:34Oh, my.
28:34I hadn't thought of that.
28:36Queen Jane.
28:36That's absurd.
28:37Has a ring to it, doesn't it?
28:39Sort of squabbling.
28:40I have made my choice.
28:44Take my will to the Chantry for safekeeping.
28:47You may only open this in the event of my death and not before.
28:59I say, do you think this will take you very much longer?
29:04I shall take a horse. I don't live very far.
29:07Good Seymour wouldn't approve, my lady.
29:09Well, he certainly wouldn't approve of my catching my death in the cold.
29:13And neither would my cousin.
29:15The king?
29:20Dudley.
29:21You swinish snake.
29:23A swine and a snake.
29:25This matter of succession.
29:26I bow to King Edward's wishes, whatever they may be.
29:29May the devil take you, Dudley.
29:31You know, you really must calm down.
29:33This level of anger, it's simply toxic.
29:35I can't.
29:36Breathe, my dear man.
29:37Let us hope he favours the rightful inheritor in Princess Mary.
29:42If he names Lady Jane, I cannot be responsible for what happens next.
29:46Of course you'd not be responsible for what happens next.
29:50You'd be superfluous.
29:52Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a wedding to plan.
30:01Lord Seymour?
30:02Give me that.
30:10Seymour, I've already made my choice.
30:12I need to rest.
30:14Your Majesty, you must be.
30:16You?
30:17Princess Mary's blackberry pie.
30:18She's dope, isn't she?
30:20Always looking out for your health.
30:21I've got you!
30:21I've got you!
30:22I've got you!
30:24Take this muck to the kennel and kill it!
30:27No!
30:27You are weak in mind and body.
30:29This thing needs to be destroyed and I should take great pleasure in doing myself.
30:32Do.
30:33Not.
30:34Touch.
30:35My dog.
30:39Dismissed.
30:45For the first time in Jane's entire life, no one knows where she is.
30:51She is alone and free.
30:54She can finally escape, ride north, discover, no, create her destiny.
31:01Wait a minute.
31:02What's that?
31:05Guards.
31:06A search party, clearly sent by King Edward and slash or her dratted mother to find her.
31:12But, as they say in the classics, not today, Satan.
31:19Jane needs somewhere to hide.
31:21Like an empty woodsman's hut or a nice hay bale.
31:25Somewhere no one would ever think to look.
31:34more.
31:35More.
31:35More.
31:48More.
31:52More.
31:53More.
31:53More.
31:53It's not.
31:53You are all sick!
31:55You cheated your god side.
31:56Do not you dumb fuck!
31:58You did not.
31:58You did not.
32:00I did not.
32:01Do, you might've been trapped,
32:04I'm wrestling is an ancient art
32:08The winner must be humble
32:10And the loser gracious go shag a beast you posh wanker. Yeah fuck off very well official fuck
32:20And now we're gonna go get got me with what
32:26Are you looking for these
32:39And now I have your attention shall I talk to you with a poem
32:47Too late
32:49May a mess provisitum into burn Amore who be Vena proxima Moriantis
33:18Come on
33:18Let us take a moment to reassure our viewers that there is no such thing as love at first sight
33:25But lust at first sight
33:28Oh yes
33:31Totally a thing
33:33So do you
33:35Come here often
33:37Jane is the first person in history to ever use that line and
33:41Two seconds later the first to regret it
33:46Wow
33:47Oops, how's your response so you can recite the art poet standing on a table in a dirt-floor tavern
33:52But you can't muster a simple apology. I said oops
33:56You mispronounced wiener by the way
33:59Vena
34:00Where'd you learn your latin in a ditch?
34:02Who would teach latin in a ditch?
34:04Oh, you're missing the point
34:05The point being
34:05Your mediocre latin in disappointing table manners
34:08That we had a table?
34:09No
34:09Again missing the point
34:10Has anybody ever told you that you're an insufferable pedant?
34:13Oh, where I come from pedantry is a virtue
34:16Where I come from amiability trumps semantics
34:18Amiability is for the meek
34:19Amiability is for the amiable
34:21You were the rudest man I've ever met
34:23While the knight is young
34:25Mingled
34:26Oh, I intend to
34:29Good night
34:29Wait
34:34Who are you?
34:36Who are you?
34:37Excuse me
34:39No, no
34:40You lot can't be here
34:42We just came for a drink mate
34:43I don't want any trouble
34:45He's asking you nice thing
34:47No trouble
34:49You have my word
34:50And I said no
34:52Leave
34:53Why is he getting them out?
34:56Good evening
34:59Come with me
35:00That's it
35:01What?
35:03I said good evening my good people
35:07We have it on excellent authority
35:10That a certain beast might be in here
35:13Goes by the name of Archer
35:16He's wanted for robbery
35:20Arson
35:21Sedition
35:22Sedition
35:23That's a new one
35:23Well, I do try
35:28Hunting scum
35:29Makes me ever so thirsty
35:39Hand him over
35:40Or we dunk
35:42Every last one of you
35:49What do you think?
35:49You up for it?
35:51Yeah
35:51Fuck it
35:53Why don't you leave him alone
35:54You bunch of thugs
35:57I'm Archer
36:01Then you're coming with me
36:06Right
36:07Let's go
36:17This door leads outside
36:20Kill that fucking man
36:37This is madness
36:38Whenever any things were like this
36:40You've never seen a bear in a bar before?
36:43Take the move
37:00Hey
37:02Hey
37:03More guards are coming
37:04Archer
37:05Archer's are here
37:06Let's get out of here now
37:08Susanna
37:09Susanna
37:10Susanna
37:10Susanna, come on
37:15Last chance
37:16Come with me
37:21No
37:27What are you doing here?
37:28What are you doing here?
37:29Susanna, come on
37:30Let's go
37:30I'm so sorry
37:32It's all mine
37:33What have we here?
37:34Beast or maiden?
37:36Maiden
37:36Maiden
37:36A verity maiden in britches
37:38I don't think so
37:38Son of a goat
37:42Aiding and abetting Satan's spawn
37:44That'll be exile for you
37:45Exile sounds fine actually
37:47How about a nice dunking instead?
37:49Take her away
37:50Take her away
37:57Eels
37:59Yummy
38:03Shall we have a nibble?
38:04work
38:09Your majesty
38:11Calm down and listen to me
38:13Your great grand mother sent me
38:14No, you lie
38:15My great grandmother is dead
38:16God
38:16Is she? Then who gave me this?
38:22To be Etzocross, she was buried with it.
38:25No, she wasn't. She's alive.
38:28And she sent me here because she suspected that you do not have the affliction.
38:32And she was right. You are being poisoned.
38:36I can smell it in your food.
38:38I know.
38:39It's a lot to process.
38:41No, no, that actually explains a lot.
38:43We must go to her. Now.
38:45But who is poisoning me?
38:46I don't know. But we need to get you out of here.
38:52Sorry, do you have something that I can wear?
38:54We're not normally so stark as when we change, but I was.
38:58Because, do you know, it's a long story. I'll tell you about it some other time.
39:02There's a robe just there.
39:03Cheers.
39:04At this moment, Edward has two major revelations.
39:08One, the dog girl is telling the truth.
39:11And two, he is not interested in women, romantically.
39:15He always imagined girls look like men without their clothes.
39:19Edward has led, let us remember, a deeply sheltered life.
39:25Now, you get dressed, and we will be off, like a tart snickers.
39:29I'm not going anywhere with you.
39:31What? Why not?
39:32Well, until about five minutes ago, you were a dog.
39:34And I am the king, and someone is trying to kill me.
39:37I must find them and punish them, obviously.
39:40But...
39:40I have spoken.
39:41Granny will be most vexed.
39:44Come in.
39:52Not hungry, Your Majesty?
39:54No.
39:56Take it away.
40:10Dearest Petunia, I think you might have saved my life.
40:16Good evening, Your Majesty.
40:28How's my baby brother?
40:31Waker than a Sicilian's virtue.
40:35And his will for succession is...
40:37Done.
40:41However...
40:44However...
40:48Something happened?
40:50No.
40:51Tell me what happened.
40:52Nothing happened.
40:54You are the natural choice pudding pie.
40:57The entire kingdom wants you and you alone to succeed him.
41:02I will be queen.
41:06And I will cleanse England of Satan's beasts.
41:11And I will not have any nasty surprises.
41:17Oh, no, please!
41:20Ah, yes.
41:21A dunking.
41:22Torture to force a suspected Aethion to change.
41:27Or die.
41:37Right.
41:38Who's next?
41:40What about her?
41:41What?
41:42She out one escape.
41:44Might be a beast.
41:45No, I'm not Aethion.
41:46I'm not...
41:46No, I'm not...
41:47Don't you...
41:48No!
41:49No!
41:50No, please, please!
41:51I won't change your drowns!
41:52Are you hurting me?
41:54What's the point, Lark?
41:55Stop!
41:58That is Lady Jane Grey.
42:01Cousin to His Majesty King Edward.
42:04And I am ordering you to cease drowning her immediately.
42:27I shall have those men flogged to death.
42:30It's as close as Francis will ever get to saying, I love you.
42:36Mother, about the wedding.
42:41Please.
42:44Please don't make me marry him.
42:47I'll only say this once.
42:51If you don't marry Guilford Dudley tomorrow,
42:55I shall be forced to marry your sister Catherine to the Duke of Leicester, toe and all.
43:02Or you wouldn't try me.
43:18If only Jane could think of another way out of her unwanted wedding.
43:23But her thoughts keep drifting back to the tavern and that intriguing yet infuriating young man.
43:31Not spending more time with intriguing yet infuriating young men in taverns was one of the chief injustices of Jane's
43:37life.
43:38Her existence would be all injustice now.
43:41Marriage, motherhood, death.
43:44In quick succession, if statistics are anything to go by.
43:48Die kitty, die.
43:50Beccy, die.
43:51Ha!
43:51Margaret, get out.
43:53You know the servants hate it when you get your fake blood on everything.
44:03Wait, come back.
44:05Margaret, come back.
44:12Hands are sweaty, my heart beats heavy.
44:16There's something out there, I swear I'm not ready.
44:19And I don't really know where to go from here.
44:26The sound's getting out of the floor.
44:29Start shaking, everybody's feeling it.
44:32Why can't I feel it?
44:34Oh.
44:35Leave them wanting less.
45:02What?
45:03Well, you'll do, I suppose.
45:06Feet's still hurting, I think I lost sight of where I was going.
45:11And I don't really know where to go from here.
45:16Because all I can feel is where it goes.
45:22Because I've got to get out of my head, do something that I regret.
45:25He's chasing out with someone he made.
45:26Losing my sanity, get rid of my vanity.
45:29All I can feel is where I was going.
45:33All I can feel is where I was going.
45:37All I can feel is where I was going.
45:37Caught inside of a dark night, I left me standing by my shoes.
45:53Oh, yes.
45:55Frequenter of taverns, seeker of trouble, son of Lord Dudley, and lust object of one Lady Jane Grey.
46:03May I present Jane's husband-to-be, Lord Guilford Dudley.
46:11Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the joining of Lady Jane Grey and Lord Guilford Dudley
46:21in the sacred blessing of holy matrimony, Lord Guilford Dudley.
46:29What?
46:31Oh, um...
46:37I, Guilford, take thee, Jane,
46:43I, Guilford, take thee, Jane, to be my, my, my wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day
47:01forward.
47:03I plight thee, my troth.
47:06And Lady Jane Grey?
47:11I...
47:14Jane...
47:16Do you have a little...
47:19Or something?
47:21You'll do it.
47:45It's the affliction!
48:12Well, well, well, so many questions.
48:16Will Jane marry the notorious Guilford Dudley?
48:19Will King Edward be murdered by his deranged sister Mary?
48:24I will be queen.
48:26Will Susanna survive in exile?
48:29You'll find out because our story has only just begun.
48:33Tell me everything.
48:34And once Jane is stuck in her insufferable marriage...
48:38I'm your lord husband!
48:39...to the most infuriating...
48:41You don't need a dagger.
48:42That's not a dagger.
48:43This is a dagger.
48:44...and attractive man she's ever met...
48:51Dear mom, are you proud?
48:53...and living in a world fraught with danger...
48:56Somebody at court is poisoning me.
48:58...and division...
48:59The entire kingdom is at stake.
49:01She realises perhaps she doesn't know everything after all...
49:05Bollocks.
49:06...just when life can't get any more complicated...
49:09My lady.
49:10His Majesty is dead.
49:12Jane is named Queen of England.
49:15Nothing's more important than the monarchy.
49:17Quite.
49:17Quite.
49:18Quite.
49:19Two, three...
49:22Now she's surrounded by scoundrels...
49:25Traitors, sycophants, reprobates, fools...
49:31Murderers.
49:31Have fun getting yourself killed.
49:32I will, thank you.
49:34And worst of all, her mother.
49:36To me!
49:37They do rather fancy mummikins.
49:42Ready for an epic tale of true love and high adventure.
49:46The country wants to change.
49:47I could heal England.
49:51It sounds to me like you're giving up.
49:52I've never given up on anything in my entire life.
49:55Really?
49:55Really.
49:55Then prove it.
49:57Of course you are.
49:59Jane!
50:00If you don't escape now, you'll die.
50:02Fuck that.
50:04Settle in, my darlings.
50:06This is my Lady Jane.
50:08Come.
50:09Your kingdom awaits.
50:43Put your mother in her world.
50:46She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl.
50:50Hey babe, your head's all right.
50:53Hey babe, let's go out tonight.
50:57You're like me and I like it all.
51:01You like dancing and you look divine.
51:04You love bands when they're playing hard.
51:07You want more and you want it fast.
51:10They put you down.
51:12They say I'm wrong.
51:15You tacky thing.
51:16You put them off.
51:18Rebel Rebel, tone your dress.
51:22Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess.
51:25Rebel Rebel, how could they know?
51:29Hot trip, I love you so.
51:34Don't you?
51:39You.
51:40You.
51:41You.
51:41You.
51:43You.
51:45You.
51:52You.