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00:00:07Is that Alex? Dang! No wonder he's the top most bangable enlisted three years running. He's so fine.
00:00:15Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:00:18Today's a student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:00:23So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:00:27Xavier, scholarship kid, geeky. Still fit though. Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you. Bit of a
00:00:36loner?
00:00:37Never heard of him.
00:00:38I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:00:44Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:00:51Fine, but you won't outrun this.
00:00:56You okay?
00:01:02Yeah, I'm fine.
00:01:06Not even a thank you?
00:01:09At least tell me your name.
00:01:11It's not important.
00:01:12I'll never look away.
00:01:18That is Xavier Miller.
00:01:21Alright, Xavier.
00:01:23I'll see you at the debate.
00:01:31Alright, let's begin.
00:01:32The football kit budget was inflated two hundred and thirty percent.
00:01:37Money that could have paid for students transport who were working late.
00:01:44Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:01:46Just stating the facts.
00:01:48Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.
00:01:54Here's another fact, genius.
00:01:56That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:02:00So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:02:13It really didn't matter.
00:02:16But you can't wait like a fool for you.
00:02:23It's empty.
00:02:24Don't hurt him.
00:02:24Oh, your friend, look for me.
00:02:24I think I came in a hundred and five minutes.
00:02:26There's no need to be a fool for me.
00:02:29I think I'll ever walk in a bullpen, and I'm looking for him.
00:02:30I'm looking for you all right.
00:02:31I'm looking for you.
00:02:31I'm looking for me.
00:02:32I'm looking for you.
00:02:34This time is a big number of people who are looking for you.
00:02:34I'm next to you.
00:02:49What the actual fuck?
00:02:56That was unexpected.
00:02:58Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:03:01I thought he got a gaze.
00:03:03Hey, you good?
00:03:06I want everything on him.
00:03:08And I mean everything.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:23I just sold the damn house.
00:03:29What?
00:03:31You had no right.
00:03:32That's all Mom left us.
00:03:34Where will we live now?
00:03:35You want to see your old man get beaten to death by lung sharks?
00:03:42I need the money.
00:03:44How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:578 o'clock tonight's school cafe.
00:04:00Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
00:04:06I hear you laughing.
00:04:12And I see you smile.
00:04:17You know that you're my everything.
00:04:24When I got your love.
00:04:25Whatever this is, make it quick.
00:04:27When I got your love.
00:04:29I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:04:33When I got your love.
00:04:40When I got your love.
00:04:42I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:50Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:04:54Real romantic, Watson.
00:04:56Call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:05:01You see, you clearly need money.
00:05:05And I need to fix my reputation.
00:05:08Well, dating the School of Scholarship Golden Boy is exactly the image boost I need right now.
00:05:13You investigated me?
00:05:15It's more like damage control.
00:05:18You see, you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school, so now you gotta fix
00:05:23it.
00:05:23If it weren't for the homophobia rumors, tanking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
00:05:31Hell no. No, no, no. You see, uh, this is just...business.
00:05:39Duration?
00:05:40It's all the elections over.
00:05:47Keep it professional, Watson. Don't get any ideas.
00:06:00Don't you worry. Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:06:22Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:06:28Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:06:34No one's watching us. You can drop the act now.
00:06:37You should probably tell your heart rate that. Jumping like crazy in there.
00:06:41Whatever. I'm leaving.
00:06:43Hey, did I say you could leave?
00:06:46We have a frat party to hit.
00:06:48It's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
00:06:58Is this part of the PR stunt too?
00:07:01Obviously, one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship.
00:07:04How is it?
00:07:05Let's make it believable.
00:07:06Hey, look out!
00:07:07It's our star quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend!
00:07:13Watson, you're late. You know what that means, right?
00:07:15Penalty round.
00:07:18Let's go!
00:07:20Alright, boys. Rules are simple. Ice Cube goes mouth to mouth.
00:07:24No hands allowed. No dropping.
00:07:32Do we really have to do this?
00:07:34Are you scared?
00:07:43Technically, this is not sanitary.
00:07:44No hair is sweet.
00:07:46I'll show you.
00:07:50Me too.
00:08:00No way.
00:08:01I'll show you.
00:08:01I'll show you.
00:08:02There's some IDs.
00:08:02All right.
00:08:02We're pretty good.
00:08:03We're pretty good.
00:08:03You're so sorry.
00:08:03We're pretty good.
00:08:03You got to make me cry.
00:08:04And I'm ready.
00:08:05That's what we want.
00:08:06I feel like you're good.
00:08:07You're so sorry.
00:08:08I'm ready.
00:08:09We're so sorry.
00:08:14I'm busy.
00:08:31What the hell is wrong with you we need people to buy this right
00:08:41What's that extra credit homework our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry voters aren't convinced
00:08:53Well pro tip genius kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway
00:09:09you just ruined our chemistry reference voters one sparks not stats and Mark set up that whole live
00:09:17stream thing so I think it's time to show the world just how in love we are you didn't think
00:09:22to ask me first contract clearly states you do what I say oh why don't you guys get the load
00:09:31of
00:09:31this a robot boyfriend here's glitching again what it's got you so worked up huh you need a shower fine
00:09:46you're joining me and Mark's gonna live stream the whole thing it's time to showcase those acting chops
00:10:08come on grab me a towel you didn't think to get one before the strip show I could walk out
00:10:14naked if you're right
00:10:27what why so shy all of a sudden you can have a quick look if you want maybe uh a
00:10:34little touch
00:10:58by popular demand you asked and we answer question number one what was your first impression of each other
00:11:05he's loud seriously well my first impression of him was who is this mysterious nerd calling me
00:11:14out in front of everybody it was harsh I gotta admit but boy was it cute still loud question number
00:11:22two
00:11:23what's your favorite thing about each other um I don't know sense of responsibility maybe
00:11:30thanks well my favorite thing about him will have to be his fingers excuse me long elegant very skillful
00:11:42all right next question next question is who is your most unforgettable kiss
00:12:06guys major problem someone leaked the contract everyone knows you're faking
00:12:16oh my god did y'all see this this had a freaking contract yes I thought they were gold what
00:12:23a scam
00:12:28the final debate is in three days if we don't turn this around fast you're finished and I know mark
00:12:33I already got people tracing the hack whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man
00:12:38oh god okay so what are our options huh everyone's seen the contract by now
00:12:46there's no denying it unless unless it's what
00:12:58unless we make it real
00:13:09savior I don't care if the contract was fake all I know is at some point it stopped being pretend
00:13:14to
00:13:14me I couldn't stand you at first typical quarterback arrogant fully yourself but then I saw you after
00:13:24practice pushing yourself harder than everyone else and I noticed how you always take the fall for your
00:13:29teammates and the way you'd look at me in class see here do you mostly think I've been faking this
00:13:37whole time
00:13:52the hacker broke into your laptop the whole school is watching this theater
00:14:10holy shit
00:14:16I can fake confidence during debates smile through press conferences even pretend I care about school
00:14:23traditions I don't even like there's no way I could fake this and yeah maybe it started as a deal
00:14:30but
00:14:31now
00:14:34everything I said was true
00:14:46that was perfect at least the votes won't go down now I've done my bit
00:14:56hey thank you just doing what we agreed but seeing you hurt is never part of the deal
00:15:10I owe you Xavier and listen um whatever happens with the election I just it's nothing
00:15:18just stick into the script right
00:15:21you sure that's all it is
00:15:24you sure there's no hidden feelings creeping up
00:15:27God you never stop you dead end on the hacker whoever it was was bouncing off multiple VPNs
00:15:37great deal with the pro listen everybody is going to be watching your every move okay every look
00:15:44every moment has to be authentic
00:15:48we got this right
00:15:56oh shit
00:15:57left my football gear at home
00:15:59my school paper shoots tomorrow
00:16:02wanna come with
00:16:04sure
00:16:05cause I've got nothing else to do
00:16:07come on
00:16:13okay something is definitely going on between those two
00:16:26whoa this is your average family home
00:16:29it's my father's place not mine
00:16:31meaning meaning I have an older half-brother
00:16:35and a dad who's super big on competition so
00:16:38if I want any part of this family fortune then I have to beat him
00:16:46winning that election
00:16:49it's the first step
00:16:50keep your family drama to yourself
00:16:52I'm not your therapist
00:16:55you serious?
00:16:57I thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable
00:17:00fine
00:17:01I'll keep your sad rich boy drama in mind
00:17:03shut up
00:17:05come on
00:17:08alright well I need to go grab my jersey but why don't you read a book or something
00:17:23well well I didn't expect to see you here
00:17:28sorry do I know you?
00:17:32you must be Xavier the famous boyfriend
00:17:37and you are?
00:17:39I'm Noah Alex's older brother
00:17:44ouch cold reception
00:17:47so has Alex's fiance met you yet?
00:17:52fiance?
00:17:54oh
00:17:55did he leave out that little detail?
00:17:59this whole fake boyfriend thing
00:18:00he's done it before
00:18:02left quite the trail of broken hearts
00:18:05what are you implying?
00:18:08Alex doesn't date guys
00:18:10you'll only get yourself hurt
00:18:13you deserve to be with someone better
00:18:16someone like me
00:18:17are you insane?
00:18:19I'm just gay
00:18:20an observance
00:18:24let's not pretend that you're straight two now sweetheart
00:18:32get off I'm not
00:18:33then why are you shaking?
00:18:35you're seriously messed up
00:18:36takes one to know one
00:18:38you can't lie to yourself forever
00:18:42Alex can offer you fame
00:18:44money
00:18:45all the shiny things in life
00:18:46but I can offer you something he never could
00:18:49something real
00:18:52get off
00:18:53what the fuck are you doing?
00:18:56excellent timing little brother
00:18:59you stay
00:19:00the hell away from me
00:19:02you hear me?
00:19:08relax babe
00:19:09it's just some friendly competition
00:19:13I'll be seeing you real soon
00:19:16I can feel it
00:19:19asshole
00:19:20it's okay
00:19:25look
00:19:26don't believe a word he says
00:19:27Noah thrives on chaos
00:19:30including the part about your fiancee?
00:19:34look that's just an arranged thing
00:19:36my dad's idea
00:19:37I honestly don't even know her
00:19:40you don't owe me an explanation Alex
00:19:43I'm just a part of your PR stunt right?
00:19:47is that really all this is to him?
00:19:50right
00:19:51yeah you're absolutely right
00:19:55I'm heading back
00:19:57no
00:19:57why don't you just stay here?
00:20:00the guest room's open
00:20:02I don't usually stay the night
00:20:05alright then let me drive you
00:20:07no
00:20:08no
00:20:13hello
00:20:13congrats kid
00:20:15you're officially homeless
00:20:17don't bother coming back
00:20:19you're on your own now
00:20:24I guess I might take you up on that offer
00:20:26best decision you're gonna make tonight
00:20:28best decision you're gonna make tonight
00:20:29now let me show you to your room
00:20:32or mine if you prefer
00:20:41you know I always dreamt of going pro in the NFL
00:20:46I'm not surprised
00:20:48you're football crazy
00:20:49yeah
00:20:52I was a quarterback
00:20:53even one state
00:20:56my dad he
00:20:58had other plans for me
00:21:00said he wouldn't have a
00:21:02Watson waste his future
00:21:05throwing a ball around
00:21:06you know
00:21:09so
00:21:09I became the perfect son
00:21:12got straight A's
00:21:15student body president
00:21:17anything in hopes that he let me play football again
00:21:25now your turn
00:21:27secret for secret
00:21:29you've already seen enough
00:21:30my father's a gambler
00:21:33family's a mess
00:21:35there's nothing left to tell
00:21:37see I don't buy it
00:21:39I think you have a bigger secret to tell but
00:21:41you're just too scared to say it out loud
00:21:50tell me
00:21:51it'll be our little secret
00:22:06you
00:22:06I want to be the only one you tell
00:22:08let's not pretend that you're straight to your sweetheart
00:22:10you're wasted
00:22:12sleep it off
00:22:14I'm taking a shower
00:22:25I didn't pay you for a cuddler
00:22:28I'm taking a shower
00:22:29I'm taking a shower
00:22:34Alex doesn't date guys
00:22:37you'll only get yourself hurt
00:22:42the real secret is
00:22:44the real secret is
00:22:44I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to
00:22:53Alex
00:22:54don't leave
00:22:55we really shouldn't
00:22:57don't leave
00:22:58stay
00:23:00please
00:23:02please
00:23:15I know your little secret
00:23:20what secret?
00:23:22it's about me
00:23:24isn't it?
00:23:27isn't it?
00:23:27isn't it?
00:23:34it's about me
00:23:36isn't it?
00:23:36Alex
00:23:38tell me
00:23:41everything
00:23:41everything
00:23:54it's just a dream
00:24:03don't go
00:24:04Alex let go
00:24:05stay
00:24:06Scotty
00:24:06you got married
00:24:09alright
00:24:23you got married
00:24:36today
00:24:36you got married
00:24:37Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:24:40I'd impress you somehow, right?
00:24:43And what better way to do that than a nice breakfast?
00:25:09So check it out. Chef Alex's world-famous grilled cheese. Michelin star pending.
00:25:16Did it survive a crime scene?
00:25:18Hey, hey, hey, I'll have you know that I ate sandwich making at summer camp, okay?
00:25:27Well...
00:25:29Okay. Fine. Tastes a lot better than it looks.
00:25:33There we go. Am I boyfriend material or what?
00:25:47Alex doesn't date guys.
00:25:49You okay?
00:25:51Drop the act, Alex. There's no one even around to impress.
00:25:55What's that supposed to mean?
00:26:01Forget it. I'm heading to the library.
00:26:04Xavier, wait, you barely touched your grilled cheese!
00:26:14Come...
00:26:15Damn it!
00:26:27You're John's kid, right?
00:26:29Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:26:32He sold the house. The debt should be cleared.
00:26:35But he didn't pay me a single cent!
00:26:38Shit! How deep is this old bastard anyway?
00:26:41You're his kid. So either you settled his debt, or I start taking pieces.
00:26:47It's between you and him. Please, just leave me out of it.
00:26:57Nah. You're definitely involved in it now.
00:27:19Back off, asshole.
00:27:20No.
00:27:21Who the fuck?
00:27:23Who the fuck?
00:27:39You touch him again, you're dead.
00:27:45Two grand, two days.
00:27:50Where your old man's missing a kidney.
00:27:59Alex!
00:28:02You okay?
00:28:03No. Are you?
00:28:06Look at your face.
00:28:10You idiot! Why would you do that?
00:28:13Alright, maybe I went a little bit overboard.
00:28:18We need to go to the hospital.
00:28:24You've got an old injury, and now you've seriously torn the ligaments.
00:28:28You're out for the rest of the season.
00:28:30If you push it, you might never step on the field again.
00:28:38I've ruined your entire future.
00:28:40Your entire dream.
00:28:44I hope all is my dream.
00:28:46You're what I really want.
00:28:48You are insane.
00:28:52Well, since this is technically your fault, you definitely owe me.
00:28:57Then what exactly do you want?
00:29:00Move in with me.
00:29:01Be my personal nurse.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:10I guess it's the least I can do.
00:29:15Now feed me.
00:29:17Absolutely not.
00:29:23Alright.
00:29:25Just one bite.
00:29:29Here begins your life as my caretaker.
00:29:48You bite now?
00:29:50You started it.
00:29:52Maybe I'll have to finish it.
00:29:54Won't I?
00:29:57Ahem.
00:30:00Remember?
00:30:00No strenuous activity.
00:30:03Especially involving your arm.
00:30:05Well, what if Xavier's on top?
00:30:09Kids these days.
00:30:12You are impossible.
00:30:14It's a love story, babe.
00:30:15I'm just staying in character.
00:30:21Fine.
00:30:22If that's what it takes.
00:30:25Welcome home, vet.
00:30:31Ow!
00:30:33Look, I have one arm.
00:30:34The floors are all wet.
00:30:36This is a potential drowning hazard.
00:30:38Can I get a little help?
00:30:40Nice try.
00:30:41You'll manage.
00:30:49Xavier, help!
00:30:51I slipped!
00:30:55You are unbelievable.
00:30:57Unbelievably sexy, maybe.
00:31:09Stop it.
00:31:10Put your clothes on.
00:31:12Are you blushing?
00:31:14I am not.
00:31:15Oh, sure.
00:31:23Hold this.
00:31:24Now hold that.
00:31:26And if it drops, then...
00:31:28That must mean you want me.
00:31:29You're insane.
00:31:31Maybe.
00:31:43You can start here.
00:31:48Whoa.
00:31:50Careful.
00:31:51My skin's more sensitive than my reputation.
00:31:56Shut up.
00:31:58Shut up.
00:32:26No.
00:32:27Don't put them in the air.
00:32:28No.
00:32:30Don't put them in the air.
00:32:33Oh no.
00:32:35No!
00:32:46No!
00:32:48I don't know that you're off.
00:32:53I stuck around because I cared about you.
00:32:56And this is how you treat me?
00:33:07Did I overreact?
00:33:14I'm sorry.
00:33:18Okay, but...
00:33:20What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:39I thought that I hated you.
00:33:43But it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:33:50Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:33:55No one's watching us. You can drop the act now.
00:34:02At first I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:34:06And signing that contract felt like my only choice.
00:34:14Unless we make it real.
00:34:19And then when everything fell apart.
00:34:21And I was losing the election.
00:34:27You stepped in.
00:34:31You saved me.
00:34:34And you didn't have to.
00:34:37Get off!
00:34:39What the fuck are you doing?!
00:34:44And when I saw him that close to you...
00:34:49It...
00:34:49It hurt more...
00:34:50Than losing the election ever could.
00:34:58So...
00:34:59Would you consider making this real with me?
00:35:02Would you consider making this real with me?
00:35:12Forget what I said earlier.
00:35:14I just...
00:35:23Are you sure?
00:35:25Are you sure?
00:35:40You're driving me crazy.
00:35:41Just not pretending like it isn't happening.
00:35:44No.
00:35:45No.
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00:36:38Good morning, sleeping beauty.
00:36:42Did I catch you stealing kisses again?
00:36:44You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:36:47Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:36:54You are way too addictive.
00:36:58I might need rehab.
00:37:01Sorry, no can do.
00:37:04You've got a campaign to salvage.
00:37:06Interviews lined up.
00:37:08And you're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:37:16Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:37:20Disappointing.
00:37:21I prefer you elected, actually.
00:37:35I don't know.
00:37:38Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech. Look at this.
00:37:42You're like a senior year Tom Holland.
00:37:45Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:37:48So, you're saying my chances are good again.
00:37:52Dude, you're literally back to number one. Look at this.
00:37:55I mean, all positive comments, too.
00:37:57But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:38:00Xavier was against this whole thing from the start.
00:38:02Now he's editing your speeches, organizing your life.
00:38:06Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:38:09Right, I was going to say he's acting more like your mom, but yeah.
00:38:13Whatever works.
00:38:15Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to big date you?
00:38:24I didn't lose anything. I literally just fell for him.
00:38:35I caught feelings for him. That's all it is.
00:38:38Wow, so you and him started fake and then it got real.
00:38:46Dude, he's Xavier Miller.
00:38:48He's like an AI bot with a built-in firewall. Totally unreadable.
00:38:52Nah, it's just surface code.
00:38:55He's gotta dig a little deeper.
00:38:58Listen man, all I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense for him to be using you for something
00:39:04here.
00:39:05And using me for what exactly?
00:39:08Don't forget, he was your biggest competition.
00:39:12Okay, what if this is a long con and he's gonna flip on you at the end?
00:39:15Look, nobody's that good at faking it.
00:39:18I trust him.
00:39:27Hey babe, we were just talking about you.
00:39:36Oh god, it's actually real.
00:39:49Are you job hunting?
00:39:51See if I said you didn't have to pay me back.
00:39:54I thought I made that clear.
00:39:56I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff, but I do.
00:39:59I'm just planning ahead.
00:40:00Figuring things out for myself.
00:40:06Well, the only thing we have to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.
00:40:24Seriously, can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:40:27Normal's boring.
00:40:29And I'm one of a kind.
00:40:31You're crushing me.
00:40:34Make me.
00:40:36Hey.
00:40:38Stop.
00:40:41Stop.
00:40:45Fine.
00:40:57I just wrapped up a practice.
00:40:59Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:41:00We could ride home together.
00:41:01Swing by?
00:41:03You're half the city away
00:41:05Okay, fine. You got me. Maybe I miss you
00:41:09And also I'm starving and only your pasta is gonna hit the spot
00:41:14I'm actually tempted to clock out right now. Oh
00:41:18Customer see you tonight
00:41:23Welcome what can I get you black coffee no sugar and a little bit of you
00:41:30What are you doing here? I just had some business, but I couldn't help but drop in
00:41:36Black coffee no sugar coming up. Oh
00:41:43And by the way, did you hear the news? Alex is planning on dumping your ass
00:41:47Excuse me?
00:41:49Daddy's had it all arranged. Alex's fiance flies in next week
00:41:53Apparently he needs you out of the picture
00:42:02Okay
00:42:09Call me anytime sexy
00:42:24Just to be needed right now
00:42:30Hey, I just saw noah leaving. Is he bothering you again same old just stirring the pot
00:42:36Though he did mention your fiance's flying in next week
00:42:43So it's true
00:42:45I was gonna tell you once things were sorted, but I just didn't want to stress you out. You know,
00:42:49oh cool
00:42:50So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect
00:42:53No, I barely even know her. She's just some random girl my dad set me up with then why hide
00:42:58it. What's the point?
00:43:04I was scared
00:43:07I'm losing you
00:43:09But we could go
00:43:12Let's get out of here
00:43:14So we're okay. No
00:43:17But we still have roles to play
00:43:22And right now I need to get my boyfriend costume
00:43:29You park the car. I'll go in first. Oh, wait, wait, wait
00:43:33Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:43:45I have an appointment a friend booked it for me
00:43:49Appointments have to be confirmed by the car directly
00:43:52And no offense, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele
00:44:01So judgy
00:44:03Eesh
00:44:04Miss Brown, delightful to see you today. How can I help you?
00:44:08You're Alex's friend, right?
00:44:10Yeah
00:44:15Serpent
00:44:16But he doesn't over
00:44:18Do you want to lose your job?
00:44:19I'm sorry sir
00:44:22Thanks
00:44:23You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's too
00:44:33He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew I was Alex's fiancee
00:44:38Something like that
00:44:40I'm Laura
00:44:42I'll see you
00:44:54Mr. Watson
00:44:55Pleasure to see you
00:44:56Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:44:58Well, actually I'm shopping for my boyfriend here
00:45:02Do you really have to announce it to everyone?
00:45:04I can tweet it out if you'd like
00:45:09Absolutely delighted to assist you both today
00:45:12This way, please
00:45:16Now, the first step to looking like you have your shit together
00:45:20A suit that actually fits
00:45:23And this one will fit you perfectly
00:45:27Go on
00:45:28Try it on
00:45:30Why do I need a suit?
00:45:31I mean, you're the one running for student body president
00:45:34You see
00:45:36We both are
00:45:46Savile row cut
00:45:49Lawless
00:45:50And now
00:45:51The perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together
00:46:08You don't have to do this
00:46:11But I want to
00:46:13Because you're worth it
00:46:19All right
00:46:21Looking good
00:46:22It does need a touch more tailoring though
00:46:30All right, let's get this jacket off
00:46:32Hey, wait, what are you doing?
00:46:35Relax
00:46:36Okay, I'm not gonna bite
00:46:37Unless you want me to
00:46:41I'm just measuring
00:46:54I don't know
00:46:56Wow
00:46:5828 inch waist, huh?
00:47:01Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life
00:47:05Hey
00:47:07I'm still mad at you
00:47:11Maybe I'll just have to kiss you until you forgive me
00:47:16I'll just have to kiss you
00:47:18I'll just have to kiss you
00:47:19I'll just have to kiss you
00:47:19Mr. Watson
00:47:20Your suit, it's ready
00:47:23Yeah, just uh
00:47:25Leave it outside
00:47:31Hey, don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:47:38Smile
00:48:04Hey Mark, what's up?
00:48:06Emergency, get to the school right now
00:48:08Things just blew up
00:48:16Finally, come here
00:48:20Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:48:22No, worse
00:48:24We have a new opponent and she's rising fast
00:48:27We have to do something
00:48:29Wait, wait, wait
00:48:29She?
00:48:30Yeah
00:48:32Laura
00:48:32Laura Brown
00:48:33You know
00:48:34The daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown
00:48:38Laura
00:48:38Laura
00:48:41You know Laura too?
00:48:43At the Taylor shop, she acted like she knew you
00:48:45She does
00:48:47She's my fiance
00:48:50Fiance?
00:48:51When the hell were you gonna tell us about that?
00:48:53Look, it was just an arranged thing from my dad
00:48:56I honestly barely know her
00:49:00Okay, well she knows plenty about you two
00:49:02And she's charming the hell out of everyone
00:49:05Your numbers are dropping
00:49:06Fast
00:49:08I mean this can't just be a coincidence
00:49:10Exactly
00:49:12She's here for a reason and that's not to win some election
00:49:17This just became personal
00:49:22If people find out about this engagement
00:49:24It's game over
00:49:26She'll win by a mile
00:49:27Unless we find a crack in her game
00:49:30There's no time
00:49:32I can handle her
00:49:35Sounds exciting
00:49:39Why are you doing this?
00:49:41Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend
00:49:44As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date
00:49:48Nothing more
00:49:49You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:49:51I'm way more interesting than him
00:49:53If you want a fair fight, then fine
00:49:57But play dirty again
00:49:59I won't be so polite
00:50:04Big words
00:50:05We'll see how long that confidence lasts
00:50:13Get out
00:50:14You're not welcome here
00:50:16Relax
00:50:16I'm just here to chat
00:50:18You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:50:20Lifelong dream
00:50:21Well, this is signed by the vice president
00:50:24Guaranteed entry
00:50:27Are you bribing me?
00:50:29I figured you'd say that
00:50:31But my father doesn't take no well
00:50:33When your dad, poor John, he owes a lot of people money
00:50:38People who don't take kindly to being ignored
00:50:41Keep my father out of this
00:50:43Then don't force me to call in favors
00:50:46Relax
00:50:46I'm not stealing your boyfriend
00:50:48I'm just
00:50:49Showing you a better future
00:50:51Love is overrated anyway
00:50:54Maybe to you
00:50:56And for Alex, too
00:50:58Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:51:08Need a ride?
00:51:10Just cost you a water bottle out the trunk
00:51:12He doesn't even know it's my birthday
00:51:14Fine
00:51:27Happy birthday, babe
00:51:34You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding
00:51:39Thank you, Alex
00:51:43Now hop in
00:51:45There's something else I want to show you
00:51:57This is nice
00:52:01Yes, it is
00:52:04And I know you're not too big on surprises
00:52:06But I just couldn't resist
00:52:10I don't mind them
00:52:12If they're from you
00:52:14And listen, I'm not really a romantic
00:52:18You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with
00:52:21A violin and flowers or writing you poetry
00:52:24You bought me a laptop
00:52:25Pretty romantic
00:52:27And practical
00:52:28Okay, look
00:52:29The point is
00:52:31Whatever this is
00:52:33I mean
00:52:34Us
00:52:35All in
00:52:37For real
00:52:39I don't need
00:52:41Violin serenades or poetry
00:52:44I just need to
00:52:45No, I can't do
00:52:56Oh, you got me
00:53:02No
00:53:04No
00:53:09You got me
00:53:14No
00:53:15No
00:53:15No
00:53:15No
00:53:15Or
00:53:16Let's go back to yours.
00:53:18Let's go.
00:53:27What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:53:29I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:53:32Don't even think about it.
00:53:50You know that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:53:56I tracked the truth under account that leaked our contract.
00:53:58Someone local.
00:54:00Then it must be someone at school, right?
00:54:04Did you find anything else?
00:54:07They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:54:10Laura.
00:54:16She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:54:19We should expose her.
00:54:20But if we do that, then she'll twist it and make us look like bullies.
00:54:23What else can we do?
00:54:24If people find out about our engagement, then they're going to take her side.
00:54:27I mean, it is true I'm engaged.
00:54:30Then what?
00:54:32I might have something.
00:54:33Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:54:37You know, wholesome stuff, charity angle.
00:54:40Tends to work.
00:54:43Fine. Let's do it.
00:54:57You did that on purpose.
00:54:58You bet I did.
00:55:16Cut.
00:55:18That's perfect.
00:55:21Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:55:24I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:55:29Welcome.
00:55:30Hey, everyone.
00:55:31Happy to be here.
00:55:32Let's see, first question blowing up the chat.
00:55:34What made you guys pick this project?
00:55:37Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:55:39Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:55:41It's important for me to pass that on.
00:55:43Yeah, it's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:55:46Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:55:50Quick question from the comments.
00:55:52Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:55:56Is it just doing what you gotta do or is there more to it?
00:56:04Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiancé at the same time, who's the real side piece?
00:56:12Uh, that's a good question.
00:56:15You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:56:22What's worse, someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:56:27Touché.
00:56:28Okay, alright guys, back on track.
00:56:31Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:56:35Uh, The Hobbit.
00:56:38I always wanted my own little cozy Hobbit hole.
00:56:42What the hell is wrong with you?
00:56:46Are you trying to ruin my-
00:56:58Are you out of your mind?
00:57:00I'm your fiancé.
00:57:01It's just one little kiss, what's the big deal?
00:57:03Oh, come on, Laura.
00:57:05You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:57:08Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:57:10That's pathetic, even for you.
00:57:12Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:57:14And if you threaten him one more time behind my back, it won't end well.
00:57:19Oh, you found out? Good.
00:57:21Maybe you'll keep it better at him then next time.
00:57:23Things might get uglier.
00:57:25What do you want from me?
00:57:29Everything I'm entitled to.
00:57:35Xavier, get to the shop right now!
00:57:41Why? What's wrong?
00:57:45Fuck my life, man!
00:57:52Hey!
00:57:53What are you looking at?
00:57:54Get out of here!
00:57:56You gotta go, man.
00:57:58No, I don't.
00:57:59No, you have to leave.
00:58:00Oh, my son. Oh, my son, man.
00:58:03He threatened to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.
00:58:06He threatened all the customers away.
00:58:07I'm so sorry, I can handle it if you just-
00:58:09Man, I can't keep dealing with this.
00:58:12Next time this happens, you're fired.
00:58:17What do you want?
00:58:18Call your rich boyfriend.
00:58:21What's his name?
00:58:22Alex?
00:58:23Tell him to pay up.
00:58:26Daddy needs a bailout.
00:58:28You sold the house Mom left us.
00:58:30You abandoned me, and now you want a bailout?
00:58:34You filthy little bastard.
00:58:36Sleeping around with men.
00:58:40Humiliating our family name.
00:58:43I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
00:58:47Next time I see you,
00:58:49I'll make sure the Syndicate knows exactly where you are.
00:58:56Ungrateful brat!
00:58:58Think you're above me now just cause you got yourself a rich boyfriend?
00:59:03No!
00:59:05Finally found you, old man!
00:59:11Please!
00:59:14Don't hurt me!
00:59:15Just don't hurt me!
00:59:16I'll get the money!
00:59:17Don't hurt me!
00:59:18Oh, it's a little too late for that.
00:59:23Where'd you go after the live stream?
00:59:25I tried calling you like a million times.
00:59:27Just the library.
00:59:28The library?
00:59:29After what happened?
00:59:30Just collecting some feedback around school.
00:59:33Got some ideas to boost your polls.
00:59:35Can we not talk about the election right now?
00:59:38Just tired, okay?
00:59:44So that's it?
00:59:46You're just giving up?
00:59:47Letting your fiancé take over?
00:59:49What, are you jealous or something?
00:59:51Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?
00:59:53Can we please just not talk about this right now?
00:59:56Maybe we should take a break.
01:00:01Xavier, wait!
01:00:01Hey, I-
01:00:12Ah, I'm such an idiot.
01:00:13Thinking I actually meant something to him.
01:00:22Oh, Jesus.
01:00:24Mark, where's Alex?
01:00:26I've been calling.
01:00:27He's at the frat house, last minute Vogue grabbing.
01:00:29And he's not answering his messages.
01:00:30Not even mine?
01:00:32Look, it's the day before the election.
01:00:34He's totally locked in, okay?
01:00:36Hey, you alright?
01:00:39Need any help?
01:00:40It's alright.
01:00:41I'll handle it.
01:00:43Of course.
01:00:45He's got people, goals, a life.
01:00:47I've only ever had him.
01:00:53What am I gonna do now?
01:00:57Wanna make a deal?
01:01:07I need a deal?
01:01:07Your dad owes money to three different gangs.
01:01:09Including mine.
01:01:10Please, don't hurt him.
01:01:11I promise I'll figure something out.
01:01:13You can't afford it.
01:01:15Besides, the thing Lino family took him.
01:01:1724 hours.
01:01:18Did they start sending body parts?
01:01:20What am I supposed to do?
01:01:27Sign this, and I'll pay off your dad's debt, but on one condition.
01:01:32You have to stop seeing Alex for good.
01:01:39Where was he when you needed him most?
01:01:41You better keep your word.
01:01:43Browns don't lie.
01:01:50What the hell did you do?
01:01:51Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:01:53Me?
01:01:54I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:01:58He should be thanking me.
01:02:00Wait, debt?
01:02:01What debt?
01:02:03Xavier never told me about that.
01:02:05Maybe because he dumped you?
01:02:07He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:02:10No.
01:02:11No way.
01:02:11No, he wouldn't do that.
01:02:14I need to go talk to him.
01:02:28Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?
01:02:31Because it's true.
01:02:33Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.
01:02:37Laura sorted that for me.
01:02:38And she bailed my dad out.
01:02:40So, our deal?
01:02:42It's done.
01:02:42So you're just gonna dumb me for a college recommendation?
01:02:45Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:02:47Right.
01:02:48And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:02:51Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:02:53Xavier, stop.
01:02:54Okay, the contract never mattered.
01:02:57Love you.
01:02:59Okay, don't push me away.
01:03:02Love?
01:03:02Love?
01:03:03Just to sob sort of me.
01:03:06Up there on your throne, treating me like a charity case, I'm done.
01:03:11You know that's not true.
01:03:13You know me.
01:03:14Do I?
01:03:16You wake up in your silk sheets, drinking your fancy coffee.
01:03:22I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:03:25We're worlds apart.
01:03:28Xavier, please don't do this.
01:03:29Stay away from me.
01:03:31You make me sick.
01:03:37Just get out of my life.
01:03:39We're done.
01:03:41I did.
01:03:41I said!
01:03:42We're done.
01:03:59I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:04:02I'm sorry, Sigurd.
01:04:05Sign this, and I'll pay your dad's debt.
01:04:09But in return, you have to cut off Alex for good.
01:04:15You can't do that.
01:04:17Imagine I post a viral TikTok as the heartbroken fiancee betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:04:24Alex won't just lose the election, he'll lose everything.
01:04:28You're twisting the truth.
01:04:30It's whatever people will believe.
01:04:32He's already losing support, and his family backing is next.
01:04:36Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:04:41You're dead weight, Xavier, and we both know it.
01:04:45My family can lift him up.
01:04:47Yours will only drag him down.
01:04:50Alex, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:04:53I won't be the reason your life falls apart.
01:04:55So?
01:04:56You get a sign?
01:05:00You better keep your promise.
01:05:03Browns don't lie.
01:05:14Did you forget our agreement?
01:05:24If you want me out of the election, fine.
01:05:27But in return, you cut off Xavier and introduce me as your fiancee.
01:05:34If not, I will email every voter proof that your relationship was fake the entire time.
01:05:43You'll lose everything.
01:05:46Get out.
01:05:49Love her legacy, Alex.
01:06:02Xavier.
01:06:23Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex.
01:06:29Alex! Alex! Alex!
01:06:32I'm Alex Watson
01:06:34and today I stand here as...
01:06:45Oh my God.
01:06:46Oh my God.
01:06:49Xavier Miller and I were in a fake relationship.
01:06:53Are we serious?
01:06:54We signed a contract.
01:06:56What a fake!
01:06:57You might to all of us!
01:07:03It started as fake,
01:07:05but then it...
01:07:07got real.
01:07:10I've never met anyone like Xavier before.
01:07:13You okay?
01:07:19Yeah, I'm fine.
01:07:23Not even a thank you?
01:07:26At least tell me your name.
01:07:29It's not important.
01:07:33And I thought...
01:07:34he was just some arrogant genius who...
01:07:38didn't have time for me.
01:07:42Didn't have time for me.
01:07:44that with a stupid on-stage accident...
01:07:46and that kiss.
01:07:47we were just...
01:07:48I'm fine.
01:07:59I know you're watching.
01:08:03I love it.
01:08:04I love it.
01:08:06Xavier, I know you're watching.
01:08:08So listen.
01:08:11Fuck the election
01:08:12Fuck family expectations
01:08:14And fuck football
01:08:15None of them matters, Xavier
01:08:17Because all I ever wanted
01:08:19Is to be with you
01:08:24The votes are in
01:08:26The new student body president is
01:08:29Alex Watson
01:08:33Come on up and give you a speech
01:08:38Uh, where is it?
01:08:43You idiot
01:08:51What are you doing here?
01:08:58You just won
01:08:59Ah, screw the election
01:09:01It's you that I won
01:09:02But you said winning is everything
01:09:05Not if it means losing you
01:09:18You're such a reckless idiot
01:09:20But that was kind of sweet
01:09:28Just need you
01:09:36Winning you
01:09:37Beats any election
01:09:40All right
01:09:42Now that line is a solid 10
01:09:50What's with all the construction?
01:09:51They're building something?
01:09:53Close
01:09:55Private makeout spot
01:09:57Residential access only
01:10:01You're president now
01:10:02Try acting like it
01:10:03Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises
01:10:10You remembered?
01:10:12Of course
01:10:16All right, let's begin
01:10:18The football kit budget was inflated 230%
01:10:22Money that could have paid for students' transport
01:10:25Who were working late
01:10:25That's the first time someone called me out for real
01:10:28And it stuck
01:10:29Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:31Bold
01:10:36Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:38Bold
01:10:38What now?
01:10:40Relax
01:10:40Just here to say goodbye
01:10:42Goodbye?
01:10:43Turns out her dads finally saw reason
01:10:46Engagements officially cancelled
01:10:47You're free, Alex
01:10:49Just like that?
01:10:51Not even worth fighting for?
01:10:52Can you let her finish?
01:10:54Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either
01:10:57Then why come between us?
01:10:58I just needed to prove myself
01:11:01To my parents
01:11:02To everyone
01:11:05The way you stood by each other
01:11:08Honestly, I envied that
01:11:11And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier
01:11:14You earned it
01:11:16Thanks, Laura
01:11:19I'm off to Paris
01:11:20New family business venture
01:11:22Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime
01:11:24Maybe so
01:11:34You think she'll be okay?
01:11:37She's tougher than the both of us combined
01:11:39She'll be fine
01:11:44Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
01:11:46Only around you
01:11:47All I meant to do
01:11:50Oh yes, I'm right next to you
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