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00:00:06Is that Alex? Dang. No wonder he's top most bangable enlisted three years running. He's so fine.
00:00:15Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:00:18Today's the student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:00:23So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:00:27Xavier. Scholarship kid. Geeky.
00:00:30Still fit though. Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you. Bit of a loner?
00:00:36Never heard of him.
00:00:38I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:00:44Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:00:51Fine, but you won't outrun this.
00:00:55You okay?
00:01:02Yeah, I'm fine.
00:01:06Not even a thank you?
00:01:08At least tell me your name.
00:01:11It's not important.
00:01:12I'll never look away.
00:01:17And that is Xavier Miller.
00:01:21Alright Xavier, I'll see you at the debate.
00:01:31Alright, let's begin.
00:01:33The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
00:01:37Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
00:01:44Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:01:46Just stating the facts?
00:01:48Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.
00:01:54Here's another fact, genius.
00:01:56That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:01:59So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:02:10Oh, yeah.
00:02:13I did you
00:02:14Like what it seems to the moon
00:02:22I hope I'm not saying this to you soon
00:02:28But I'll do all I'm meant to do
00:02:33But I'll do all I'm meant to do
00:02:47What the actual fuck?
00:02:55That was unexpected
00:02:58Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:03:01I thought he got a gaze
00:03:03Hey, you good?
00:03:06I want everything on him
00:03:07And I mean everything
00:03:10Yeah
00:03:23I just sold the damn house
00:03:29What?
00:03:30You had no right
00:03:32That's all mom left us
00:03:33Where will we live now?
00:03:35You want to see your old man
00:03:36Get beaten to death
00:03:38By lung sharks?
00:03:41I need the money
00:03:44How about quitting the booze and gambling
00:03:46Instead of wrecking our lives
00:03:578 o'clock tonight's school cafe
00:03:59Got a proposal that could fix your money issues
00:04:06I hear you laughing
00:04:11And I see you smile
00:04:17You know that you're my everything
00:04:25Whatever this is, make it quick
00:04:26I want you to be my boyfriend
00:04:32I can drink
00:04:34I can drink
00:04:35I can drink
00:04:43What?
00:04:43Are you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:50Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:04:53Real romantic, Watson
00:04:56Call it a mutually beneficial arrangement
00:05:00You see, you clearly need money
00:05:04And I need to fix my reputation
00:05:07And well
00:05:08Dating the school of scholarship golden boy
00:05:10Is exactly the image boost I need right now
00:05:12You investigated me?
00:05:15It's more like damage control
00:05:17You see, you made me look like a fool
00:05:20In front of the entire school
00:05:21So
00:05:22Now you gotta fix it
00:05:23If it weren't for the homophobia rumors
00:05:26Tanking your poll numbers
00:05:27Would you still want to date a guy?
00:05:31Hell no
00:05:32No, no, no
00:05:32You see, this is just
00:05:35Business
00:05:39Duration?
00:05:40Tell the election's over
00:05:46Keep it professional
00:05:53You know, Watson
00:05:53Don't get any ideas
00:06:00Don't you worry
00:06:02Feelings aren't on the menu
00:06:05You look in my eyes
00:06:07And I already hope this lasts
00:06:12Trying hard not to jump
00:06:14Not to move too fast
00:06:18But we could go
00:06:19All this
00:06:22Let the games begin
00:06:24Boyfriend
00:06:28Let the games begin
00:06:31Boyfriend
00:06:33No one's watching us
00:06:35You can drop the act now
00:06:36You should probably tell your heart rate that
00:06:39Jumping like crazy in there
00:06:40Whatever
00:06:41I'm leaving
00:06:42Hey
00:06:43Did I say you could leave?
00:06:46We have a frat party to hit
00:06:47It's time to show off
00:06:48St. Mountain's new favorite couple
00:06:58Is this part of the PR stem too?
00:07:00Obviously one accidental kiss
00:07:02Is not going to sell this relationship
00:07:03How is it?
00:07:05Let's make it believable
00:07:06Hey, look out!
00:07:07It's our star quarterback
00:07:08And his cute nerdy boyfriend
00:07:12You know what that means, right?
00:07:15Penalty round
00:07:18Let's go!
00:07:19Alright boys
00:07:20Rules are simple
00:07:21Ice Cube goes mouth to mouth
00:07:23No hands allowed
00:07:25No dropping
00:07:31Do we really have to do this?
00:07:34Are you scared?
00:07:42Technically this is not sanitary
00:08:04And it ain't too hot to move this
00:08:30What the hell is wrong with you?
00:08:32We need people to buy this, right?
00:08:41What's that?
00:08:43Extra credit homework?
00:08:45Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry
00:08:47Voters aren't convinced
00:08:51Well
00:08:53Pro tip genius
00:08:55Kissing with your eyes open
00:08:56Is a dead giveaway
00:09:09You just ruined our chemistry reference
00:09:12Voters want sparks
00:09:13Not stats
00:09:15And uh
00:09:16Mark set up that whole live stream thing
00:09:18So I think it's time to show the world
00:09:19Just how in love we are
00:09:21You didn't think to ask me first?
00:09:25Contract clearly states you do what I say
00:09:29Oh, why don't you guys get a load of this?
00:09:31Our robot boyfriend here is glitching again
00:09:33What?
00:09:37Hey
00:09:37It's got you so worked up, huh?
00:09:42You need a shower
00:09:44Fine
00:09:46But you're joining me
00:09:47And Mark's gonna live stream the whole thing
00:09:50It's time to showcase those acting chops
00:10:08Come on grab me a towel
00:10:10You didn't think to get one before the strip show
00:10:13I could walk out naked if you'd like
00:10:26What?
00:10:27Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:10:29You can have a quick look if you want
00:10:31Maybe uh
00:10:33A little touch
00:10:36I'm not gonna stop you
00:10:58By popular demand you asked
00:11:00And we answer
00:11:01Question number one
00:11:02What was your first impression of each other?
00:11:05He's loud
00:11:05Seriously
00:11:06Well my first impression of him was
00:11:09Who is this mysterious nerd
00:11:12Calling me out in front of everybody
00:11:15It was harsh
00:11:16I gotta admit
00:11:17But boy was it cute
00:11:19Still loud
00:11:21Question number two
00:11:23What's your favorite thing about each other?
00:11:26Um, I don't know
00:11:28Sense of responsibility maybe
00:11:30Thanks
00:11:31Well my favorite thing about him
00:11:33Will have to be his fingers
00:11:35Excuse me?
00:11:36Long
00:11:38Elegant
00:11:40Very skillful
00:11:42Alright, next question
00:11:43Next question is
00:11:45Who is your most unforgettable kiss?
00:12:07Guys, major problem
00:12:08Someone leaked the contract
00:12:10Everyone knows you're faking right now
00:12:16Oh my god
00:12:17Did y'all see this?
00:12:18They signed a freaking contract?
00:12:20Yes
00:12:20I thought they were goals
00:12:22What a scam
00:12:27The final debate is in three days
00:12:29If we don't turn this around fast
00:12:31You're finished
00:12:32And I know Mark
00:12:33I already got people tracing the hack
00:12:35Whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man
00:12:38Oh god
00:12:40Okay, so
00:12:42What are our options, huh?
00:12:44Everyone's seen the contract by now
00:12:46There's no denying it
00:12:49Unless
00:12:50Unless
00:12:52What?
00:12:58Unless we make it real
00:13:05Unless we make it real
00:13:08Xavier
00:13:09I don't care
00:13:10If the contract was fake
00:13:12All I know is at some point
00:13:13It stopped being pretend to me
00:13:15I couldn't stand you at first
00:13:18Typical quarterback
00:13:19Arrogant
00:13:20Fully yourself
00:13:22But then I saw you
00:13:23After practice
00:13:25Pushing yourself harder than everyone else
00:13:27And I noticed how you always take the fall for your teammates
00:13:30And the way you'd look at me
00:13:32In class
00:13:33Xavier, I
00:13:34Do you honestly think I've been faking this whole time?
00:13:52The hacker broke into your laptop
00:13:54The whole school is watching this feed right now
00:14:10Holy shit!
00:14:12Tsk
00:14:15Tsk
00:14:17I can fake confidence during debates
00:14:19smile through press conferences, even pretend I care about school traditions I don't even like.
00:14:25There's no way I could fake this.
00:14:27And yeah, maybe it started as a deal, but now everything I said was true.
00:14:42Cut!
00:14:46That was perfect.
00:14:48At least the votes won't go down now.
00:14:51I've done my bit.
00:14:54Hey.
00:14:59Just doing what we agreed.
00:15:02But seeing you hurt is never part of the deal.
00:15:10I owe you, Xavier.
00:15:12And listen, whatever happens with the election, I just...
00:15:16It's nothing.
00:15:18Just sticking to the script, right?
00:15:21You sure that's all it is?
00:15:23You sure there's no hidden feelings creeping up?
00:15:27God, you never stop.
00:15:29Yeah.
00:15:30Dead end on the hacker.
00:15:32Whoever it was was bouncing off multiple VPNs.
00:15:36Great.
00:15:37So you're dealing with a pro.
00:15:39Listen, everybody is going to be watching your every move.
00:15:42Okay?
00:15:43Every look, every moment.
00:15:45It has to be authentic.
00:15:48We got this.
00:15:49We got this.
00:15:49Right?
00:15:56Shit.
00:15:57I left my football gear at home.
00:15:59That school paper shoots them long.
00:16:02You want to come with?
00:16:04Sure.
00:16:05Because I've got nothing else to do.
00:16:07Come on.
00:16:12Okay.
00:16:14Something is definitely going on between those two.
00:16:16Trust me, Tent.
00:16:25Whoa!
00:16:26This is your average family home?
00:16:29It's my father's place, not mine.
00:16:31Meaning?
00:16:33Meaning I have an older half-brother and a dad who's super big on competition, so
00:16:38if I want any part of this family fortune, then I have to beat him.
00:16:46Winning that election, it's a first step.
00:16:50Keep your family drama to yourself, or not your therapist?
00:16:55You serious?
00:16:57I thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable.
00:17:00Fine.
00:17:01I'll keep your sad rich boy drama in mind.
00:17:04Shut up.
00:17:05Come on.
00:17:08Alright, well, I need to go grab my jersey, but why don't you read a book or something?
00:17:23Well, well.
00:17:25I didn't expect to see you here.
00:17:28Sorry, do I know you?
00:17:32You must be Xavier, the famous boyfriend.
00:17:37And you are?
00:17:39I'm Noah, Alex's older brother.
00:17:44Ouch.
00:17:46Cold reception.
00:17:48So, has Alex's fiancee met you yet?
00:17:52Fiancee?
00:17:54Oh.
00:17:55Did he leave out that little detail?
00:17:58This whole fake boyfriend thing.
00:18:00He's done it before.
00:18:02Left quite the trail of broken hearts.
00:18:05What are you implying?
00:18:07Alex doesn't date guys.
00:18:10He'll only get yourself hurt.
00:18:12You deserve to be with someone better.
00:18:16Someone like me.
00:18:17Are you insane?
00:18:19I'm just gay.
00:18:21An observant.
00:18:23Let's not pretend that you're straight two now, sweetheart.
00:18:31Get off.
00:18:32I'm not.
00:18:33Then why are you shaking?
00:18:35You're seriously messed up.
00:18:37Takes one to know one.
00:18:38You can't lie to yourself forever.
00:18:41Alex can offer you fame, money, all the shiny things in life.
00:18:46But I can offer you something you never could.
00:18:49Something real.
00:18:51Get off.
00:18:53What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:56Excellent timing, little brother.
00:18:59You stay the hell away from me.
00:19:02You hear me?
00:19:08Relax, babe.
00:19:09It's just some friendly competition.
00:19:13I'll be seeing you real soon.
00:19:16I can feel it.
00:19:19Asshole.
00:19:20It's okay.
00:19:24Look.
00:19:25Don't believe a word he says.
00:19:27Noah thrives on chaos.
00:19:30Including the part about your fiance?
00:19:33Look, that's just an arranged thing.
00:19:36Okay?
00:19:36My dad's idea.
00:19:37I honestly don't even know her.
00:19:40You don't owe me an explanation, Alex.
00:19:42I'm just a part of your PR stunt, right?
00:19:46Is that really all this is to him?
00:19:50Right.
00:19:51Yeah, you're absolutely right.
00:19:55I'm heading back.
00:19:57No.
00:19:58Why don't you just stay here?
00:20:00The guest room's open.
00:20:02I don't usually stay the night.
00:20:05All right.
00:20:05All right.
00:20:06Then let me drive you.
00:20:12Hello?
00:20:13Congrats, kid.
00:20:15You're officially homeless.
00:20:17Don't bother coming back.
00:20:19You're on your own now.
00:20:20No.
00:20:24I guess I might take you up on that offer.
00:20:27Best decision you're going to make tonight.
00:20:29Now, let me show you to your room.
00:20:31Or mine if you prefer.
00:20:40You know, I always dreamt of going pro in the NFL.
00:20:46I'm not surprised.
00:20:48You're football crazy.
00:20:50I was a quarterback.
00:20:53Even one state.
00:20:55My dad, he had other plans for me.
00:21:00Said he wouldn't have a Watson waste his future throwing a ball around.
00:21:08So, I became the perfect son.
00:21:13Got straight A's.
00:21:14Student body president.
00:21:17Anything in hopes that he let me play football again.
00:21:24Now your turn.
00:21:27Secret for secret.
00:21:28You've already seen enough.
00:21:30My father's a gambler.
00:21:33Family's a mess.
00:21:34There's nothing left to tell.
00:21:37See, I don't buy it.
00:21:39I think you have a bigger secret to tell, but...
00:21:41You're just too scared to say it out loud.
00:21:50Tell me.
00:21:51It'll be our little secret.
00:22:05I wanna be the only one you tell.
00:22:08Let's not pretend that you're straight to your home, sweetheart.
00:22:10You're wasted.
00:22:12Sleep it off.
00:22:14I'm taking a shower.
00:22:15I'm taking a shower.
00:22:25I didn't peg you for a cuddler.
00:22:34Alex doesn't date guys.
00:22:37You'll only get yourself hurt.
00:22:42The real secret is
00:22:44I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to.
00:22:52Alex.
00:22:54Don't leave.
00:22:55You really shouldn't.
00:22:58Stay.
00:23:00Please.
00:23:15I know your little secret.
00:23:20What secret?
00:23:22It's about me.
00:23:25Isn't it?
00:23:36Alex.
00:23:38Tell me everything.
00:23:53It was just a dream.
00:24:02Don't go.
00:24:03Alex, let go.
00:24:06Stay.
00:24:22Alex?
00:24:37Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:24:40I'd impress you somehow, right?
00:24:42What better way to do that than a nice breakfast.
00:24:46What better way to do that than a nice breakfast?
00:25:11Alex's world famous grilled cheese.
00:25:16I'll have you know that I ate sandwich making at summer camp, okay?
00:25:29Okay.
00:25:30Okay, fine.
00:25:32Tastes a lot better than it looks.
00:25:33There we go! Am I boyfriend material or what?
00:25:47Alex doesn't date guys.
00:25:49You okay?
00:25:50Drop the act, Alex. There's no one even around to impress.
00:25:55What's that supposed to mean?
00:26:00Forget it. I'm heading to the library.
00:26:04Xavier, wait, you barely touched your grilled cheese!
00:26:13Come on.
00:26:16Damn it!
00:26:25Oh, you're John's kid, right?
00:26:29Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:26:32He sold the house. The debt should be cleared.
00:26:35But he didn't pay me a single cent.
00:26:38Shit!
00:26:39How deep is this old bastard anyway?
00:26:41You're his kid.
00:26:43So either you settled his debt, or I start taking pieces.
00:26:47It's between you and him. Please, just leave me out of it.
00:26:59Nah. You're definitely involved in it now.
00:27:18Back off, asshole.
00:27:21Who the fuck?
00:27:27Look.
00:27:39You touch him again, you're dead.
00:27:45Two grand, two days.
00:27:49Or your old man's missing a kidney.
00:27:59Alex!
00:28:01You okay?
00:28:03No.
00:28:04Are you?
00:28:06Look at your face.
00:28:10You idiot! Why would you do that?
00:28:12Alright, maybe I went a little bit overboard.
00:28:18We need to go to the hospital.
00:28:24You've got an old injury, and now you've seriously torn the ligaments.
00:28:28You're out for the rest of the season.
00:28:30If you push it, you might never step on the field again.
00:28:34Later on in the night.
00:28:37I've ruined your entire future.
00:28:40Your entire dream.
00:28:44Hope all is my dream.
00:28:46You're what I really want.
00:28:48You are insane.
00:28:52Well, since this is technically your fault, you definitely owe me.
00:28:57And what exactly do you want?
00:29:00Move in with me.
00:29:01Be my personal nurse.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:10I guess it's the least I can do.
00:29:14Now feed me.
00:29:16Absolutely not.
00:29:23Alright.
00:29:25Just one bite.
00:29:28And here begins your life as my caretaker.
00:29:51And here begins your life as my caretaker.
00:29:57Ahem.
00:29:59Remember?
00:30:00No strenuous activity.
00:30:03Especially involving your arm.
00:30:04Well, what if Xavier's on top?
00:30:08Kids these days.
00:30:12You are impossible.
00:30:14It's a love story, babe.
00:30:16I'm just staying in character.
00:30:21Fine.
00:30:21If that's what it takes.
00:30:25Welcome home, babe.
00:30:31Ow!
00:30:32Look, I have one arm.
00:30:34The floors are all wet.
00:30:36This is a potential drowning hazard.
00:30:38Can I get a little help?
00:30:40Nice try.
00:30:41You'll manage.
00:30:49Xavier!
00:30:50Help!
00:30:51I slipped!
00:30:54You are unbelievable.
00:30:57Unbelievably sexy, maybe.
00:31:08Stop it.
00:31:10Put your clothes on.
00:31:12Are you blushing?
00:31:14I am not.
00:31:15Sure.
00:31:22Hold this.
00:31:24Now hold that.
00:31:25And if it drops, then...
00:31:27That must mean you want me.
00:31:29You're insane.
00:31:31Maybe.
00:31:42You can start here.
00:31:47Whoa.
00:31:50Careful.
00:31:51My skin's more sensitive than my reputation.
00:31:56Shut up.
00:31:58Shut up.
00:32:25Party.
00:32:25Road, door, door.
00:32:42Bathtime is couple time, right?
00:32:44Do you think this is funny?
00:32:45Just lighten up.
00:32:47Just joking.
00:32:49Am I just a punchline to you?
00:32:50I'm a prop for your campaign.
00:32:53I stuck around because I cared about you.
00:32:56And this is how you treat me?
00:33:06Did I overreact?
00:33:14I'm sorry.
00:33:17Okay, but...
00:33:20What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:39I thought that I hated you.
00:33:42But it turns out I just...
00:33:45hated how much I wanted you.
00:33:50Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:33:55No one's watching us.
00:33:57You can drop the acnab.
00:34:01At first, I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:34:05And signing that contract felt like my only choice.
00:34:14Unless we make it real.
00:34:19And then when everything fell apart,
00:34:21I was losing the election.
00:34:27You stepped in.
00:34:32You saved me.
00:34:34And you didn't have to.
00:34:37Get off.
00:34:39What the fuck are you doing?
00:34:44When I saw him that close to you...
00:34:48That hurt more than losing the election ever could.
00:34:58So...
00:34:59Would you consider making this real with me?
00:35:12Forget what I said earlier.
00:35:13I just...
00:35:23Are you sure?
00:35:40You're driving me crazy.
00:35:42It's not pretending like it isn't happening.
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00:36:38Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.
00:36:41Did I catch you stealing kisses again?
00:36:44You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:36:47Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:36:54You are way too addictive.
00:36:58I might need rehab.
00:37:00Sorry, no can do.
00:37:03You've got a campaign to salvage, interviews lined up,
00:37:07and you're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:37:16Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:37:20Disappointing.
00:37:20I prefer you elected, actually.
00:37:30Okay.
00:37:37Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech. Look at this.
00:37:41You're like a senior year Tom Holland.
00:37:45Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:37:48So, you're saying my chances are good again?
00:37:51Dude, you're literally back to number one. Look at this.
00:37:54I mean, all positive comments, too.
00:37:57But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:38:00Xavier was against this whole thing from the start,
00:38:02and now he's editing your speeches and organizing your life.
00:38:06Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:38:09Right, I was going to say he's acting more like your mom,
00:38:11but yeah, whatever works.
00:38:14Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull
00:38:18to get Sheldon Cooper to fake date you?
00:38:24I didn't use anything.
00:38:26I literally just fell for him.
00:38:35I caught feelings for him.
00:38:37That's all it is.
00:38:38Wow, so you and him started fake,
00:38:42and then it got real.
00:38:45Dude, he's Xavier Miller, okay?
00:38:49He's like an AI bot with a built-in firewall.
00:38:51Totally unreadable.
00:38:52Nah, it's just surface code.
00:38:54He's got to dig a little deeper.
00:38:58Listen, man, all I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense
00:39:01for him to be using you for something.
00:39:05Using me for what, exactly?
00:39:08Don't forget, he was your biggest competition.
00:39:12Okay, what if this is a long con,
00:39:13and he's going to flip on you at the end?
00:39:15Look, nobody's that good at faking it.
00:39:18I trust him.
00:39:27Hey, babe.
00:39:28We were just talking about you.
00:39:31When the story of our lives...
00:39:35Oh, God.
00:39:37It's actually real.
00:39:39He's the most beautiful part of my life.
00:39:49Are you job hunting?
00:39:51Say, if I said you didn't have to pay me back,
00:39:53I thought I made that clear.
00:39:55I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff,
00:39:57but I do.
00:39:59I'm just planning ahead.
00:40:00Figuring things out for myself.
00:40:05Well...
00:40:06The only thing we have to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.
00:40:24Seriously, can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:40:27I'm almost boring.
00:40:29And I'm one of a kind.
00:40:32You're crushing me, move.
00:40:34Make me.
00:40:37Hey, stop.
00:40:41Stop.
00:40:44Fine.
00:40:56I just wrapped up at practice.
00:40:58Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:41:00Could ride home together.
00:41:01Swing by?
00:41:03You're half the city away.
00:41:05Okay, fine.
00:41:06You got me.
00:41:07Maybe I miss you.
00:41:09And also, I'm starving and only your pasta's gonna hit the spot.
00:41:13I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:41:18Oh.
00:41:18Customer.
00:41:20See you tonight.
00:41:23Welcome.
00:41:23What can I get you?
00:41:24Black coffee.
00:41:26No sugar.
00:41:27And a little bit of you.
00:41:30What are you doing here?
00:41:31I just had some business, but I couldn't help but drop in.
00:41:36Black coffee.
00:41:37No sugar coming up.
00:41:42Oh.
00:41:43And by the way, did you hear the news?
00:41:45Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:41:47Excuse me?
00:41:49Daddy's had it all arranged.
00:41:50Alex's fiance flies in next week.
00:41:53Apparently, he needs you out of the picture.
00:42:02Enjoy.
00:42:09Call me anytime, sexy.
00:42:24Just who we needed right now.
00:42:29Hey.
00:42:30I just saw Noah leaving.
00:42:32Is he bothering you again?
00:42:33Same old.
00:42:34Just stirring the pot.
00:42:36Though he did mention your fiance's flying in next week.
00:42:40Oh.
00:42:42So it's true.
00:42:44I was gonna tell you once things were sorted,
00:42:47but I just didn't want to stress you out, you know?
00:42:49Oh, cool.
00:42:50So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect?
00:42:53No, I barely even know her.
00:42:55She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:42:57Then why hide it?
00:42:58What's the point?
00:43:05I was scared.
00:43:07Of losing you.
00:43:12Let's get out of here.
00:43:14So we're okay?
00:43:15No.
00:43:17But we still have roles to play.
00:43:22And right now,
00:43:24I need to get my boyfriend costume.
00:43:29You park the car.
00:43:30I'll go in first.
00:43:31Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:33Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:43:45I have an appointment.
00:43:47A friend booked it for me.
00:43:49Appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly.
00:43:52And no offense, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:44:01So judgey.
00:44:03Eesh.
00:44:04Miss Brown.
00:44:05Delightful to see you today.
00:44:06How can I help you?
00:44:08You're Alex's friend, right?
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:15Serpent.
00:44:16But he doesn't have a-
00:44:17Do you want to lose your job?
00:44:19That's all we saw.
00:44:22Thanks.
00:44:23You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's too?
00:44:33He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:44:35I was Alex's fiancee.
00:44:38Something like that.
00:44:40I'm Laura.
00:44:41I'll see you.
00:44:54Mr. Watson.
00:44:55Pleasure to see you.
00:44:56Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:44:58Well, actually I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
00:45:02Do you really have to announce it to everyone in the room?
00:45:04I can tweet it out if you'd like.
00:45:08Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:45:12This way, please.
00:45:15Now, the first step to looking like you have your shit together?
00:45:20A suit that actually fits.
00:45:23And this one will fit you perfectly.
00:45:27Go on.
00:45:28Try it on.
00:45:29Why do I need a suit when you're the one running for student body president?
00:45:33Well, you see, we both are.
00:45:45Savile row cut.
00:45:48Flawless.
00:45:50And now, the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
00:46:08You don't have to do this.
00:46:10But I want to.
00:46:12Because you're worth it.
00:46:14When your love is shining.
00:46:19Alright.
00:46:20Looking good.
00:46:22Does need a touch more tailoring though.
00:46:30Alright, let's get this jacket off.
00:46:32Hey, wait.
00:46:33What are you doing?
00:46:34Relax.
00:46:35Okay, I'm not gonna bite.
00:46:37Unless you want me to.
00:46:38No.
00:46:40I'm just measuring.
00:46:56Wow.
00:46:5828 inch waist, huh?
00:47:00Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life.
00:47:05Hey.
00:47:06I'm still mad at you.
00:47:10Maybe I'll just have to kiss you until you forgive me.
00:47:18Mr. Watson.
00:47:20Your suit.
00:47:21It's ready.
00:47:23Yeah, just leave it outside.
00:47:31Wait.
00:47:32Don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:47:38Smile.
00:48:04Hey, Mark.
00:48:05What's up?
00:48:06Emergency.
00:48:06Get to the school right now.
00:48:08Things just blew up.
00:48:16Finally, come here.
00:48:20Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:48:21No, worse. We have a new opponent, and she's rising fast. We have to do something.
00:48:28Wait, wait, wait. She?
00:48:30Yeah. Laura Brown. You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown.
00:48:38Laura.
00:48:41You know Laura, too?
00:48:42At the tailor shop. She acted like she knew you.
00:48:45She does. She's my fiancée.
00:48:50Fiancée?
00:48:51When the hell were you going to tell us about that?
00:48:53It was just an arranged thing from my dad.
00:48:56I honestly barely know her.
00:49:00Okay, well, she knows plenty about you two.
00:49:02She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:49:05Your numbers are dropping. Fast.
00:49:08I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
00:49:10Exactly.
00:49:12She's here for a reason, and that's not to win some election.
00:49:17This just became personal.
00:49:22If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
00:49:26She'll win by a mile.
00:49:27Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:49:29There's no time.
00:49:31I can handle her.
00:49:35Sounds exciting.
00:49:39Why are you doing this?
00:49:41Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:49:44As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.
00:49:48Nothing more.
00:49:49You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:49:51I'm way more interesting than him.
00:49:53If you want a fair fight, then fine.
00:49:57But play dirty again.
00:49:59I won't be so polite.
00:50:04Big words.
00:50:05We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:50:13Get out.
00:50:14You're not welcome here.
00:50:16Relax.
00:50:16I'm just here to chat.
00:50:18You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:50:19Lifelong dream.
00:50:21Well, this is signed by the vice president.
00:50:24Guaranteed entry.
00:50:27Are you bribing me?
00:50:29I figured you'd say that.
00:50:31But my father doesn't take no well.
00:50:33And your dad, poor John, he owes a lot of people money.
00:50:38People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:50:41Keep my father out of this.
00:50:42Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:50:46Relax.
00:50:46I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
00:50:48I'm just showing you a better future.
00:50:51Love is overrated anyway.
00:50:54Maybe to you.
00:50:56And for Alex, too.
00:50:58Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:51:08Need a ride?
00:51:09Just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:51:12He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:51:14Fine.
00:51:27Happy birthday, babe.
00:51:34You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:51:39Thank you, Alex.
00:51:43I'll hop in.
00:51:45There's something else I want to show you.
00:51:57This is nice.
00:52:01Yes, it is.
00:52:04And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.
00:52:10I don't mind them.
00:52:12If they're from you.
00:52:14And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:52:17You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
00:52:24You bought me a laptop.
00:52:25Pretty romantic.
00:52:27And practical.
00:52:28Okay, look.
00:52:29But the point is, whatever this is, I mean, us, I'm all in.
00:52:37For real.
00:52:39I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:52:44I just need you.
00:52:57Well, you got me.
00:53:16Let's go back to yours.
00:53:18Let's go.
00:53:27What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:53:29I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:53:32Don't even think about it.
00:53:50You know, that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:53:55I tracked the truth under an account that leaked our contract.
00:53:58Someone local.
00:54:00Then it must be someone at school, right?
00:54:04Did you find anything else?
00:54:07They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:54:10Laura.
00:54:16She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:54:19We should expose her.
00:54:20But if we do that, then she'll twist it.
00:54:21Make us look like bullies.
00:54:23What else can we do?
00:54:24If people find out about our engagement, then they're going to take her side.
00:54:27I mean, it is true.
00:54:28I'm engaged.
00:54:30Then what?
00:54:32I might have something.
00:54:33Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:54:37You know, wholesome stuff.
00:54:38Charity angle.
00:54:40Tends to work.
00:54:43Fine.
00:54:44Let's do it.
00:54:56You did that on purpose.
00:54:58You bet I did.
00:55:16Cut.
00:55:17That's perfect.
00:55:20Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:55:24I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:55:29Welcome.
00:55:30Hey, everyone.
00:55:31Happy to be here.
00:55:32Let's see.
00:55:33First question blowing up the chat.
00:55:34What made you guys pick this project?
00:55:36Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:55:39Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:55:41It's important for me to pass that on.
00:55:42Yeah, it's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:55:46Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:55:50Quick question from the comments.
00:55:52Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:55:55Is it just doing what you got to do or is there more to it?
00:56:04Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiancée at the same time, who's the real side piece?
00:56:12That's a good question.
00:56:15You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:56:22What's worse?
00:56:23Someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:56:27Touché.
00:56:28Okay.
00:56:29All right, guys.
00:56:30Back on track.
00:56:31Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:56:35Ta-ta.
00:56:35Uh, The Hobbit.
00:56:37I always wanted my own little cozy hobbit hole.
00:56:41What the hell is wrong with you?
00:56:46Are you trying to ruin my...
00:56:57Are you out of your mind?
00:57:00I'm your fiancée.
00:57:01It's just one little kiss.
00:57:02What's the big deal?
00:57:03Oh, come on, Laura.
00:57:05You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:57:07Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:57:10That's pathetic, even for you.
00:57:12Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:57:14If you threaten him one more time behind my back,
00:57:16it won't end well.
00:57:18Oh, you found out?
00:57:20Good.
00:57:21Maybe you'll keep a better eye on him the next time.
00:57:23Things might get uglier.
00:57:24What do you want from me?
00:57:29Everything I'm entitled to.
00:57:35Xavier, get to the shop right now.
00:57:40Why?
00:57:41What's wrong?
00:57:45Fuck my life, man.
00:57:52What are you looking at?
00:57:54Get out of here.
00:57:56You gotta go, man.
00:57:58No, I don't.
00:57:59You have to leave.
00:58:00Oh, my son.
00:58:01Oh, my son.
00:58:02Man, he threatened to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.
00:58:06Threaten all the customers away.
00:58:07I'm so sorry.
00:58:08I can handle it if you just...
00:58:10Man, I can't keep dealing with this.
00:58:11Next time this happens, you're fired.
00:58:17What do you want?
00:58:18Call your rich boyfriend.
00:58:21What's his name?
00:58:22Alex?
00:58:23Tell him to pay up.
00:58:26Daddy needs a bailout.
00:58:27You sold the house mom left us.
00:58:30You abandoned me, and now you want a bailout?
00:58:33You filthy little bastard, sleeping around with men, humiliating our family name.
00:58:43I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
00:58:47Next time I see you, I'll make sure the syndicate knows exactly where you are.
00:58:56Ungrateful brat.
00:58:58Think you're above me now just because you got yourself a rich boyfriend?
00:59:05Finally found you, old man.
00:59:11Finally found you, old man.
00:59:13Please, don't hurt me.
00:59:15Just don't hurt me.
00:59:16I'll get the money.
00:59:17Don't hurt me.
00:59:18Oh, it's a little too late for that.
00:59:23Where'd you go after the live stream?
00:59:24I tried calling you like a million times.
00:59:27Just the library.
00:59:28The library?
00:59:29After what happened?
00:59:30I was just collecting some feedback around school.
00:59:33Got some ideas to boost your polls.
00:59:35Can we not talk about the election right now?
00:59:38I'm just tired, okay?
00:59:44So that's it?
00:59:45You're just giving up?
00:59:47Letting your fiancé take over?
00:59:49What, are you jealous or something?
00:59:51Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?
00:59:53Can we please just not talk about this right now?
00:59:55Well, maybe we should take a break.
01:00:00Xavier, wait!
01:00:02I...
01:00:12Oh, I'm such an idiot.
01:00:13Thinking I actually meant something to him.
01:00:21Oh, Jesus.
01:00:24Mark, where's Alex?
01:00:26I've been calling.
01:00:27He's at the frat house.
01:00:28Last minute Vogue grabbing.
01:00:29And he's not answering his messages.
01:00:30Not even mine?
01:00:32Look, it's the day before the election.
01:00:33He's totally locked in, okay?
01:00:35Hey, you alright?
01:00:38Need any help?
01:00:40It's alright.
01:00:41I'll handle it.
01:00:43Of course.
01:00:45He's got people, goals, a life.
01:00:47I've only ever had him.
01:00:53What am I gonna do now?
01:00:57Wanna make a deal?
01:01:06Your dad owes money to three different gangs, including mine.
01:01:10Please don't hurt him.
01:01:10I promise I'll figure something out.
01:01:13You can't afford it.
01:01:14Besides, if the Hangmano family took him,
01:01:1624 hours did they start sending body parts.
01:01:19What am I supposed to do?
01:01:27Sign this.
01:01:29And I'll pay off your dad's debt.
01:01:30But on one condition.
01:01:32You have to stop seeing Alex.
01:01:35For good.
01:01:38Where was he when you needed him most?
01:01:41You better keep your word.
01:01:43Browns don't lie.
01:01:49What the hell did you do?
01:01:51Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:01:53Me?
01:01:54I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:01:58He should be thanking me.
01:02:00Wait, debt?
01:02:01What?
01:02:01What debt?
01:02:03Xavier never told me about that.
01:02:05Maybe because he dumped you?
01:02:06He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:02:09No.
01:02:11No way.
01:02:11No, he wouldn't do that.
01:02:14I need to go talk to him.
01:02:28Why did you tell Laura we broke up?
01:02:30Because it's true.
01:02:33Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.
01:02:36Laura sorted that for me.
01:02:38And she bailed my dad out.
01:02:40So our deal?
01:02:41It's done.
01:02:42So you're just gonna dump me for a college recommendation?
01:02:45Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:02:47And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:02:51Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:02:53Xavier, stop.
01:02:54Okay, the contract never mattered.
01:02:57I love you.
01:02:59Okay, don't push me away.
01:03:02Love?
01:03:03Just a sob story to you.
01:03:05Up there on your throne, treating me like a charity case.
01:03:09I'm done.
01:03:10You know that's not true.
01:03:13You know me.
01:03:14Do I?
01:03:16You wake up in your silk sheets,
01:03:19drinking your fancy coffee.
01:03:22I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:03:25We're worlds apart.
01:03:27Xavier, please don't do this.
01:03:29Stay away from me.
01:03:31You make me sick.
01:03:37Just get out of my life.
01:03:39We're done.
01:03:40I just...
01:03:41I said we're done.
01:03:43We're done.
01:03:59I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:04:02I'm sorry, C-bird.
01:04:05Sign this,
01:04:07and I'll pay your dad's debt.
01:04:09But in return,
01:04:11you have to cut off Alex
01:04:12for good.
01:04:15Can't do that.
01:04:17Imagine I post a viral TikTok
01:04:19as the heartbroken fiancé
01:04:21betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:04:24Alex won't just lose the election.
01:04:26He'll lose everything.
01:04:28You're twisting the truth.
01:04:30It's whatever people will believe.
01:04:32He's already losing support,
01:04:33and his family backing is next.
01:04:36Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:04:41You're dead weight, Xavier,
01:04:42and we both know it.
01:04:44My family can lift him up.
01:04:47There's only drag him down.
01:04:49Alex,
01:04:50you're the best thing
01:04:51that's ever happened to me.
01:04:53I won't be the reason
01:04:53your life falls apart.
01:04:55So,
01:04:56you get a sign?
01:05:00You better keep your promise.
01:05:03Browns don't lie.
01:05:14Did you forget our agreement?
01:05:24If you want me out of the election,
01:05:26fine.
01:05:27But in return,
01:05:28you cut off Xavier
01:05:29and introduce me as your fiancé.
01:05:34If not,
01:05:36I will email every voter
01:05:38proof that your relationship
01:05:41was fake the entire time.
01:05:43You'll lose everything.
01:05:46Get out.
01:05:49Love her legacy, Alex.
01:06:02Xavier.
01:06:31I'm Alex Watson.
01:06:34And today,
01:06:35I stand here as...
01:06:44Oh, my God.
01:06:46Oh, my God.
01:06:47Oh, my God.
01:06:47Oh, my God.
01:06:49Xavier Miller and I
01:06:50were in a fake relationship.
01:06:53Are you serious?
01:06:54We signed a contract.
01:06:56What a fake.
01:06:57Who might to all of us?
01:06:58Fuck!
01:06:59Fuck!
01:07:03Fuck!
01:07:03It started as fake
01:07:04but then it
01:07:07got real.
01:07:10I've never met anyone
01:07:11like Xavier before.
01:07:13You okay?
01:07:19Yeah, I'm fine.
01:07:23Not even a thank you?
01:07:26At least tell me your name.
01:07:29It's not important.
01:07:30I'll do all I'm meant to do.
01:07:33And I thought
01:07:34he was just some arrogant genius
01:07:36who
01:07:38didn't have time for me.
01:07:42Didn't have time for me.
01:07:44With a stupid onstage accident,
01:07:46I got a kiss.
01:08:05Xavier, I know you're watching.
01:08:08So listen.
01:08:11Fuck the election.
01:08:12Fuck family expectations.
01:08:14And fuck football.
01:08:15None of it matters.
01:08:17Xavier, because all I ever wanted
01:08:18was to be with you.
01:08:24The votes are in.
01:08:26The new student body president is...
01:08:29Alex Watson!
01:08:32Come on up and give me a speech.
01:08:38Uh, where is he?
01:08:42You idiot.
01:08:56What are you doing here?
01:08:58You just won.
01:08:59Ah, screw the election.
01:09:01It's you that I won.
01:09:03But you said winning is everything.
01:09:05Not if it means losing you.
01:09:17Not if it means losing you.
01:09:18You're such a reckless idiot.
01:09:20But that was kind of sweet.
01:09:28I just need you.
01:09:29I just need you.
01:09:36Winning you
01:09:37beats any election.
01:09:40All right.
01:09:42Now that line is a solid tent.
01:09:49What's with all the construction?
01:09:51They building something?
01:09:53Close.
01:09:54Private make-out spot.
01:09:57Presidential access only.
01:10:01You're president now.
01:10:02Try acting like it.
01:10:03Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises.
01:10:10You remembered.
01:10:12Of course.
01:10:16All right.
01:10:17Let's begin.
01:10:18The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
01:10:22Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
01:10:25That's the first time someone called me out for real.
01:10:28And it stuck.
01:10:29Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:31Bold.
01:10:35Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:37Bold.
01:10:38What now?
01:10:40Relax.
01:10:40Just here to say goodbye.
01:10:42Goodbye?
01:10:43Turns out our dads finally saw reason.
01:10:46Engagement's officially canceled.
01:10:47You're free, Alex.
01:10:49Just like that?
01:10:50Not even worth fighting for?
01:10:52Can you let her finish?
01:10:54Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either.
01:10:56Then why come between us?
01:10:58I just needed to prove myself.
01:11:00To my parents.
01:11:02To everyone.
01:11:05The way you stood by each other.
01:11:08Honestly, I envy that.
01:11:11And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier.
01:11:14You earned it.
01:11:15Thanks, Laura.
01:11:18I'm off to Paris.
01:11:20New family business venture.
01:11:22Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime.
01:11:24Maybe so.
01:11:34You think she'll be okay?
01:11:36She's tougher than the both of us combined.
01:11:39She'll be fine.
01:11:43Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
01:11:46Only around you.
01:11:47All I meant to do is I'm right next to you.
01:11:53You
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