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My Love Touches the Divine
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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:35You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:42But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:47I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:03Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treated me.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a seventy-year-old geese
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:16and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:23I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:16Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tramp.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but...
04:38To me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here.
04:44I mean, my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:14I don't know if you'd ever get killed some action,
05:16let alone do Health.
05:16You won't know.
05:41Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:43Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:02Jennifer, my sweet, it's still our wedding night, are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely, like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me, I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:45I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:54Lord Poseidon, sorry to crash the party, but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:58The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op, stat!
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've gotta go.
07:12No, don't panic, I'll be back in your arms in nine days tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:34Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:38Oh, Poseidon, you're finally awake!
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped Bailing Zeus out?
07:48That's what knocked you out cold.
08:06Merciful Seas, the Trident actually accepted you?
08:10Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal whose head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it! Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:32We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:40Listen to me, kiddo. Go fetch her right this second.
08:45I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother. Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon. There's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:58Which means...
09:00That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding?!
09:06I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?!
09:09No, this is beyond messed up. I need to get down there right now.
09:26Ugh, too basic. Go raid the Divine Vault for the Golden Apples.
09:30I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:34Actually, scratch that.
09:35I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years.
09:57How much longer is it gonna take for him to show his face again?
10:00Jennifer!
10:01Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:08I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and Father just dumped on me!
10:11I'll get to it!
10:12You brainless cow! The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:16I let you and your two little bastards crash here!
10:18I feed you and you can't even handle one basic chore?!
10:21Hey, back the hell off. This is my house, too.
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me!
10:29Those brats of yours are just like you!
10:32Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:37You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses!
10:39Look around!
10:40We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:52Back off!
10:53Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street rat bastards!
11:01That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:04You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth!
11:07Strip them, douse them in ice water and lock them in the stables!
11:10Sneak them a single crumb and they'll be hell to pay!
11:14Chill, Mum.
11:16Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:19Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage!
11:24We can't keep my big-shot son-in-law waiting!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out!
11:47Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait!
11:57That era!
11:58The bloodline of the sea god?
11:59How the hell did it end up here?
12:02How the hell did it end up here?
12:07Oh, almighty lord of the sea.
12:10We offer these tributes with the purest intentions.
12:13Bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots!
12:19Your only job right now is to pray to the sea god to protect Ryan's fleet!
12:24Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the sea god is a massive privilege.
12:30Keep dragging your feet and I'll assume you're itching for the stables.
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:41No! Stop!
12:43We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the sea god!
12:48Oh great sea god, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:53Oh great sea god, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:21What the actual hell just happened?
13:24Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:30Somebody seriously pissed off the sea god!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:43If the sea god is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:49God damn it!
13:51Who has the absolute stones to piss off the sea god?
13:53If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
13:59Listen up people! It has to be them!
14:01Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe!
14:05So it was you three little rats!
14:07Growl for forgiveness right this minute!
14:10Or I swear to god your lives are gonna be a waking nightmare!
14:15Son of a bitch! How dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage!
14:19We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:26No! My kid's blood isn't filthy!
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong, so why the hell would the sea god be pissed at us?
14:33This is absolute bullshit!
14:34Shut your mouth, peasant!
14:36Grab them! Burn them at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the sea god's rage is absolute agony!
14:52No! Stop!
15:03Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:09Stand down!
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:24Damn it, we're too far!
15:25Poseidon can't manifest here!
15:26Just hang on a little longer!
15:28My lady, little ones, you gotta believe me!
15:30He's coming!
15:32Burning them ain't enough for the sea god!
15:35He's sending us a sign!
15:38Father, word is the sea god skins traitors alive!
15:41Packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells,
15:44turning them into gravel to walk on for eternity!
15:47Father, my kids and I are innocent!
15:50The real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children!
15:54Oh, so the sea god's pissed at us?
15:55His biggest believers?
15:57Bullshit!
15:57I dump cash and prayers on his altar every year!
16:00While you, you filthy peasants, ain't cocked up shit!
16:03Sip it, Jennifer! You're a completely lost horse!
16:08Mom!
16:09Mom!
16:10Mom!
16:14Look, Jen, I didn't want to get my hands dirty, but you brought the sea god's haul down on us!
16:19Skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this!
16:25Back off, you ugly witch!
16:27Don't you dare lay a finger on our mom!
16:29Mom!
16:30Mom!
16:32Mom!
16:37You little maggot!
16:38This is what happens when you piss off the sea god!
16:42You're not dragging our whole family to hell with you!
16:52You dirty little bastards! Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you!
17:00No!
17:01Michelle, let go of my kid!
17:04My kid!
17:05I'll take the hit!
17:06Just don't touch them!
17:10Jennifer!
17:11This is your goddamn fault!
17:13If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat and pout these bastards, we wouldn't be in this
17:18mess!
17:19No, put this all on me!
17:22Chris and Sophia are good kids!
17:24They're your own flesh and blood! For God's sake, you can't do this!
17:28Get the hell off me!
17:30I don't have any filthy grandchildren!
17:32What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for?
17:34Skin them alive already!
17:41These mortals!
17:43No!
17:44These monsters!
17:46How dare they stoop this low!
17:51Screw it!
17:52I'm taking my true form to save the heirs!
18:00Thalmas, stop!
18:01You know the rules!
18:03If you manifest in the mortal realm, you break the law of fate.
18:07You'll be wiped from existence!
18:13No!
18:14Get your filthy hands off my kids!
18:25Do it like this! Put your backs into it!
18:27If you let these little rats slip because you grew a conscience, I'll sell your asses to the galleys!
18:38I can't stomach this anymore!
18:40Even if it vaporizes my soul, I am saving those heirs!
18:48Wait, Samus!
18:50I feel the power of the sea god!
19:09Back the hell off!
19:12Back the hell off!
19:20Look!
19:21It's Lord Poseidon's!
19:23The boss is actually back!
19:28Jennifer, sweetheart, I'm here.
19:30I am so sorry I let you go through this hell.
19:33It's really you?
19:34Thank God he actually brought you back to me!
19:38Look! This is Chris and Sophia!
19:41Our kids!
19:44Dad!
19:45We totally knew it was you!
19:47You actually came back!
19:49What in the hell just happened?
19:51Jesus!
19:51How'd I end up eating dirt?
19:54Father, forget that look over there!
19:56That filthy beggar is back!
19:58Talk!
20:00Right now!
20:01Who did this?
20:03Which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch Jennifer and my kids?
20:07You don't get to question us!
20:08Jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god!
20:12They brought this shit storm on us!
20:14As their father, you should be paying for their sins with your life!
20:18Almighty sea god, please forgive us!
20:20These four impure wretches aren't part of our family!
20:23Don't lump us in with their sins!
20:25I'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage!
20:35You absolute clowns!
20:37You keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god,
20:41without realizing I am the sea god!
20:59Oh, Moseidon!
21:00Holy crap!
21:01He really is the sea god!
21:03Oh, great sea god!
21:04Please forgive us!
21:05Mason and his screwed-up family pulled the strings.
21:08We're innocent!
21:09Don't buy his bullshit. Open your eyes. It's just a cheap dark magic trick. If the real sea god was
21:15here, we'd all be dead meat.
21:17He actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god. If the real god finds out we worship the damn
21:23warlock, we're cooked.
21:24We gotta skin this freak and his family alive before anyone finds out.
21:28You arrogant brain-death mortals. You tortured my wife and kids. So now, I'm thing terive. I'm bringing down the
21:37ocean's wrath.
21:39I'll give you a front-row seat to exactly who you're messing with.
21:49No freaking way. Is this filthy beggar actually the sea god?
22:01Ha! Look at that! I totally called it! This filthy street rat is a complete fraud!
22:16What the hell is happening to my hand?
22:34Wait, why did the sea god statue just blow to pieces?
22:38You brain-dead idiots! The real sea god is pissed because this peasant is playing dress-up with his name!
22:45Help me pin this bastard down and finish him!
22:48Step on it! If we don't string them up right now, the sea god is gonna wipe us off the
22:53map! The ocean will swallow us whole! Freeze!
22:57Look! He's running on fumes! Now's our window to take this warlock out!
23:02What the hell is going on?
23:05Enough!
23:06I'll let it slide you got played earlier. But from this second on, if you touch my wife and kids,
23:11I'll rain literal hellfire on you!
23:13You gullible morons! Everyone knows Jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago. Like the sea dotted would moo light as
23:23a tramp.
23:23Like he'd knock up a slut like Jennifer and just poop into thin air.
23:27I bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic!
23:35Damn straight. A true god is untouchable. You hack this warlock to pieces.
23:43And I'll toss you ten gold coins right here. Right now.
23:57What?
24:01Un-freaking-believable. The guy's literally made of steel.
24:10Almighty sea god, please forgive your cluteless blind believers.
24:15You unrepentant mortals. You actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me?
24:23You vicious brain dead clowns. Time to face the music!
24:32Holy crap! He really is the sea god! We are dead meat!
24:40What just happened? Why am I running on empty? No. The coma. I've burned through all my divine mocha fighting
24:46off that damn curse for nine years.
24:51This damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion!
24:54We need to get the high priest down here to wreck him!
24:57You absolute idiots! Do you seriously think this washed up bum is the sea god?
25:03He's just a wicked warlock! If he was actually Poseidon, he wouldn't be this pathetic!
25:09It's an ancient curse. I tank my powers fighting it off. That's why I'm weakened.
25:14You brain dead sheep! Only morons swallow a lie that pathetic.
25:19Anyone who sides with this warlock has catched hell when the real god finds out.
25:31Shut the hell up! Who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof?
25:43The sea god under my roof!
25:43A little birdie told me some crack pop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god.
25:50Your Holiness, it's this wicked warlock! He's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our tributes!
25:56High Priest, you're the only hotline to the sea god! If he was really coming down, he'd have given you
26:01a heads up!
26:08I haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down. You're just some two-bit sorcerer using
26:14cheap magic to play god.
26:17The High Priest is his top servant! This guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act!
26:24Make him pay!
26:28Thank god for the High Priest! We almost bought the scam! The sea god would have been pissed, and we'd
26:37be dead meat!
26:40What a joke! I don't have some mortal messenger down here. He's full of shit!
26:45You arrogant little speck, did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath?
26:50You son of a bitch! How dare you slander me! I'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you
26:56myself!
26:57Oh!
27:19Holy crap! What's happening? The High Priest just got zapped by lightning!
27:24Is that guy actually the sea god?
27:27Ugh!
27:29Bullshit!
27:30Impossible! Yeah, that was the sea god's wrath!
27:34Warning me! Because you spinless cowards are dragging your feet!
27:39Letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple!
27:43Oh, it was his wrath, alright. But who do you think called it down?
27:48Listen up! Defy the sea god, and you'll get worse than lightning!
27:54He'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell!
28:10Ignorant sheep!
28:26Ignorant sheep!
28:36No freaking way!
28:38No freaking way!
28:57You're swallowed by a tidal wave! We're dead meat if you back down!
29:02But his voodoo is too strong! We can't even dent this freakish water wall!
29:09Bullshit! Every trick has a loophole! Hurl every sharp object we've got!
29:12Something's bound to bust this cheap-ass force mailed!
29:22Dad, you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air?
29:27Are you actually the sea god?
29:30You bet he is, sweetie. Your dad would never lie to you.
29:36Alright, if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo, it's time to bring out the big gun.
29:44Watch and weep, warlock!
29:45I don't care how strong your mojo is, it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor!
29:56Trident, shield Jennifer!
30:10Trident, shield Jennifer!
30:23Are you kidding me? How did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig? Who the hell are you?
30:31I warned you, you absolute fools! Open your damn eyes!
30:35This is the trident, the ultimate symbol of the ocean, and I am its master, Poseidon, the sea god.
30:43The sea god? He actually is the sea god. Sweet Jesus, what the hell have I done?
30:51You've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years, just to line your own pockets!
30:56That is an unforgivable sin!
31:05No, almighty sea god! Mercy! William brainmashed us! We never wanted to hurt your family!
31:12Lord Simon, please spare us!
31:15Jennifer, these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell.
31:20It's your call. How do you want me to finish them?
31:23No! Jennifer, my precious daughter, don't do this! You know me, I would never truly hurt you!
31:28Okay, I screwed up, I admit it! But I see the light now! We share the same blood! We're family!
31:35Please, Jennifer, don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge! Think of the kids!
31:41Exactly! Jennifer, my sweet sister! We share the same blood! I swear to god I'll never pull this shit again!
31:49Jennifer! Please, God, have the break!
31:55Honey, I'm not a monster like them. They still share blood with our kids.
32:00I won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in Chris and Sophia's heads.
32:04Let's just walk away. I just want a peaceful life.
32:18Let's just walk away.
32:29Well, look at you! Gorgeous!
32:33You must be my boy Poseidon's wife! Absolutely stunning!
32:49Mother, oh my goodness! And who are these two adorable little monkeys?
32:57Mother, these are the kids Jennifer gave me. Pretty cute, right?
33:01Grandma! Grandma!
33:05Are you kidding me? Nobody told me I hit the absolute jackpot!
33:12I packed way too light. But don't worry, darlings. Grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home.
33:23What the actual hell! I've never seen this much gold!
33:30One single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet!
33:39Come along, my precious grandbabies. Let grandma show you how we do real gifts.
34:06Take a look, kiddos. A little welcome gift from grandma.
34:10What do you think? We'd love anything you give us, grandma. But there's literally nothing here.
34:16I'm gonna be here.
34:39I'm gonna be here.
34:41Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
34:42Whoa! This is freaking awesome!
34:45Oh, it melts my heart to see you love it.
34:48Thanks a million, Grandma!
34:50Jennifer, my dear,
34:51slap on this pearl necklace and you'll literally never age.
34:55This bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease.
34:57And this ring calls down lightning on demand.
35:00Just a little welcome to the family starter pack.
35:03No way, Mother! These are priceless. I can't accept them.
35:09Oh my God! I am so, so sorry! I swear it slipped!
35:12Jessica used to beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl.
35:16Now I've shattered something priceless from the sea god's mother.
35:19She's gonna skin me alive!
35:20Hey, deep breaths, Jennifer. Relax.
35:24Remember, Mother gave those to you. They're yours now.
35:27You can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy.
35:33Oh, sweetheart, no! This is 100% on me.
35:37I totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters on impact.
35:41I can't believe I almost gave you a heart attack, bad grandma.
35:44Jennifer, honey, stop walking on eggshells.
35:47Chuck this bling at the wall for fun.
35:49Break it all, bring fresh batches until you realize you're one of us.
35:53Thank you, Mother.
35:55Hold on, Poseidon. Where's your gift?
35:57This poor girl went through nine years of hell because you face-planted into a coma.
36:01Treat her like royalty or I'll personally kick your ass to the curb.
36:04Mother, chill.
36:06I already hooked Jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace.
36:09I just didn't bring it because I was rushing to save her.
36:13I'll grab it the second we kept breather, babe.
36:18Hold the phone.
36:19I brought a little something for my new sister-in-law, too.
36:27Look, I'm really sorry, Jennifer.
36:29This whole disaster is basically my fault.
36:31You and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me.
36:34Consider this a My Bad Care package.
36:36A massive dose of raw divine power.
36:38Zeus, you absolute meathead.
36:40Did you completely forget?
36:41Jennifer is still 100% human.
36:44Her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet.
36:47Ah, crap.
36:49My bad, Jennifer.
36:49I totally dropped the ball on that one.
36:52Brain frat.
36:52Hand it over.
36:55I'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for Jennifer to make up for your screw-up.
37:01Jennifer, our wedding down here was pretty bearspoon and my family missed it.
37:05Let's do a massive blowout.
37:06Invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings.
37:10Sorry, honey.
37:10Can we skip the blowout?
37:12Chris, Sophia, and I are literally nobodies.
37:14We'd stick out like Serethys partying with actual gods.
37:18I'm just really freaked out.
37:19Are they going to act like Aunt Michelle and beat us up for being trash?
37:23We don't need them.
37:25Just you and Dad is enough.
37:29My poor sweet babies, you've been through the renter.
37:32Listen to Grandma, okay?
37:33That nightmare is over.
37:35None of my kids are toxic snobs like that.
37:37They'll treat you like absolute royalty.
37:39Damn right.
37:39I guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms.
37:42And if you're still spooked, I swear on my life.
37:45As long as I'm breathing, nobody lays a finger on you.
37:47Okay, Besteiden.
37:48I trust you.
37:59The wedding dress is the main event, and these mortal rags are tragically basic.
38:05Even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our Jennifer.
38:14Grandma, I brought the wardrobe.
38:23Jennifer, go nuts.
38:26Pick out absolutely anything you want.
38:28Up here, we use magic power like cash.
38:32And Zeus' apology fund is basically a bottomless black card.
38:36Unreal.
38:39It's so insanely soft.
38:42I've been stuck in patched-up potato sacks my whole life.
38:46I'm actually allowed to wear this?
38:51Obviously.
38:52But Zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom-made by yours truly.
39:02Hey, Jennifer, look at me.
39:04By the almighty ocean.
39:06My beautiful wife, how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous?
39:10Mom, you look insanely pretty!
39:12I had zero clue you were this stunning, Jennifer, and your kids are adorable.
39:15Look, I whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly.
39:18Just rock these around the palace.
39:20This is just...
39:21Thank you so, so much.
39:22We absolutely love it.
39:26Don't mention it.
39:27But hey, Grandma.
39:28Jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones.
39:30We need to put some meat on them.
39:32Hestia's actually been cooking up a storm.
39:34Pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for Jennifer and the kids.
39:38She even called dibs on catering the wedding.
39:40You guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this.
39:43This is way too much.
39:44Jennifer, you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters.
39:48Listen to me.
39:49You need to seriously carb load.
39:51Damn right.
39:52Your health is the only thing I care about.
39:54Don't fight us.
39:55Just be a good girl and eat up.
40:02Hey there, Jennifer.
40:03Come on over.
40:04Dig in and let me know what hits the spot.
40:15Awesome!
40:16I didn't even know food could taste this freaking good!
40:24Come on, Jennifer.
40:25Let your husband pamper you for a second.
40:27Say ah.
40:28Ah.
40:29Ah.
40:31Ah.
40:32Ah.
40:32Ah.
40:33Ah.
40:34Ah.
40:34Ah.
40:34Ah.
40:45Hope you like the setup, babe.
40:46Mother went totally overboard.
40:48If you hate any of it, just say the word.
40:50I'll tear it down and start from scratch.
40:51No sweat.
40:52Oh, don't even worry about it, honey.
40:54I'm obsessed with it.
40:58Jennifer.
41:00Mother's got Chris and Sophia for the night,
41:01so we've got the place to ourselves.
41:03What do you say we go for baby number three?
41:06Oh, honey, no.
41:09Three kids?
41:10I'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them.
41:12Babe, you're married to the sea god.
41:14Even if we're swamped,
41:15my mom and siblings are right next door.
41:17Our kids will never be alone.
41:21Plus, my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth.
41:24I'd put her on speed dial.
41:25You wouldn't feel a thing.
41:27All right, all right.
41:29You're the boss.
41:48God, Jennifer.
41:50You're just as breathtaking as the day we married.
42:02Grandma, where's mom?
42:04She's the VIP today.
42:07Why is she MIA?
42:08Hold on a minute, kiddo.
42:10Let's go track down your dad and figure this out.
42:15Hey, Pestiden.
42:16Why the hold-up with Jennifer?
42:18Did we hit a snag?
42:21Well, Jennifer and I didn't get any sleep until the sun came up.
42:24She's dead to the world, so I figured I'd let her rest.
42:26I just slipped out.
42:28Freaking believable.
42:29The wedding is literally about to start.
42:31Could you really not keep it in your pants for one night?
42:33All right, Mother, chill.
42:34I'm going to get her right now.
42:45Holy crap, Poseidon actually let me sleep in?
42:47It's our damn wedding day.
42:48I'm going to be so late.
42:50I got to sprint.
42:57I'm going to be so late.
42:58Mother playing favorites, as always.
43:01Giving a punk like Poseidon a palace this sick.
43:16I'm real.
43:18What's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this?
43:23Hey, gorgeous.
43:25Hades, god of the underworld.
43:27Ditch this snooze fest and come be my queen.
43:29Yeah, hard pass.
43:30Not interested.
43:37Cute.
43:38But that's not really your call to make, sweetheart.
43:47Back off!
43:59Hades, what the hell do you think you're doing?
44:06Well, color me shocked.
44:08Who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you?
44:12You...
44:17Hades, if we didn't share a mother, I'd gut you where you stand!
44:26What the hell is going on here?
44:30Hades, how did I race such a scumbag?
44:33Apologize to Jennifer.
44:35Apologize to Jennifer.
44:36Right now!
44:37My bad, Jennifer.
44:38Didn't know who you were.
44:39Take half my divine power as a peace offering.
44:41Take half my divine power as a peace offering.
44:41It'll make you completely immortal.
44:43Just let it slide, mother.
44:45The wedding's starting.
44:46Let's not waste another second on this creep.
44:56In the name of the sea god, I swear Jennifer is my one and only wife.
45:01From this day forward, she shares the full power of the ocean with me.
45:05I swear on my life to be completely faithful to Poseidon until my last breath.
45:21Mom and Dad are going to live happily ever after with us!
45:40Grandma, Mom only wakes up on time when we're around.
45:43We want to have a sleepover with Mom.
45:49Alright, my sweet little angels, let it go.
45:52Your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight.
46:02Honey, thank you for giving me such a warm, happy home.
46:05This place is everything I've ever dreamed of.
46:12If you know love it here, we'll just put down roots.
46:16Honestly, the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway.
46:20I'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow.
46:34I won't break my promise this time, I swear.
46:38Three days tops.
46:40And this little toy boat, if you run into trouble, just crush it and I'll be there in a heartbeat.
46:55And this barrier, unless you say so, it'll bounce every single person trying to get in.
47:03Stay safe out there, honey.
47:07Dad, hurry back so we can play!
47:25This is it!
47:26Look at this place!
47:28Hades better not be playing us.
47:30He swore if we pull this off, he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead!
47:36Hell no, he wouldn't!
47:38He's the god of the underworld!
47:41The sea god basically nuked our family!
47:44Lord Hades is our only lifeline!
47:53Over here!
47:55Bet you can't catch us!
47:57Chris, Sophia, slow down!
47:59You're gonna eat dirt!
48:00We don't care if we get hurt!
48:02When Dad gets back, he can patch us up in seconds!
48:09Yuuho!
48:10Jennifer!
48:10Come look who's here!
48:12Why the hell is the door locked?
48:15We're your flesh and blood!
48:17Don't tell me you got amnesia already!
48:20Nice try, but that ain't happening!
48:26Son of a bitch!
48:28Hades called it.
48:30The sea god rigged this place with a force field.
48:32Our only play is to guilt-track Jennifer into opening the damn door.
48:36Jennifer, I know you're listening!
48:38Are you brain dead?
48:41We put a roof over your head when you had nothing!
48:45Now we're homeless!
48:47You owe us!
48:55Cut the crap!
48:56You made my life a living hell back then!
48:58Don't act like you did me a favor!
49:01Jennifer, I'm your own flesh and blood!
49:04Are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day?
49:08Your husband is the freaking sea god!
49:11A few table grafts could save our family!
49:14Yeah, Jennifer!
49:16Just bail us out this once!
49:18Consider it rent for housing you!
49:21We swear we'll never bother you again!
49:25Get a grip, Jennifer.
49:27Stop giving them handouts!
49:30But...
49:31If a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good, maybe it's worth it!
49:40You better keep your word!
49:41Take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again!
49:49Are you really that dense, Jennifer?
49:52I've literally never played it straight with you!
50:05Jennifer!
50:06Those goddamn merchants are psychos!
50:09They robbed us blind, took your gold, and now they want us dead!
50:13Please!
50:14Open the damn door!
50:16Jennifer!
50:16They only went psycho cause you're the sea god's wife!
50:19This is 100% on you!
50:21You can't leave us out here to get butchered!
50:27I'm dead serious, Jennifer!
50:29The merchant and his goons are right on our ass!
50:32If you don't let us in, you're signing our death warrants!
50:35Jennifer, you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered?
50:37Make your mother a widow?
50:38If word gets out she raised a heartless monster, society will destroy her!
51:04How'd you score a pad like this anyway?
51:06Get off your ass and hand this house over to us!
51:10We gave you a place to crash, now you owe us a house!
51:13Do I seriously have to cry for Poseidon to bail me out again?
51:18No, I can't keep dragging him into my messes.
51:28Unreal! Look at this motherlod!
51:30Father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash!
51:34Trash!
51:35Trash like Jennifer doesn't deserve this!
51:37We do!
51:42Check out this palace!
51:44The bling is nice but the real estate is the real jackpot!
51:47We gotta get our names on that deed!
51:48You brain dead idiots!
51:50Did you forget Hades orders?
51:51Move your asses!
51:53Chuck that bitch Jennifer out onto the street!
51:58Right!
51:58Lord Hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off!
52:01What the heck do you think you're doing?
52:03When dad finds out he's gonna wipe the floor with you!
52:06Yeah!
52:07You stupid jerks!
52:09If you touch mom, dad is gonna destroy you!
52:13Give me a break!
52:15How's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother?
52:19He'll either boot her or drown her ass!
52:25No!
52:26No!
52:26Father why are you doing this to me?
52:45Not bad at all!
52:46Like we agree!
52:47I'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome!
52:52You're the best Lord Hades!
52:54Thank you!
52:56Get your hands off her!
53:05Get your hands off her!
53:21I gave you your chance Hades!
53:28Jennifer!
53:29You were in real danger!
53:31Why didn't you call me?
53:34Honey, I'm so sorry!
53:36I just didn't wanna dump another mess on your plate!
53:38I'm just a useless mortal!
53:40I can't keep dragging you down!
53:43Look at me babe, we're married!
53:46Nothing in this universe matters more than you!
53:49I already missed nine years!
53:55Come hell or high water, you're never facing anything alone again!
54:02I get it honey, I promise!
54:13And as for these psychos, they've crossed the line too many times!
54:18Even if you wanna give them a pass, I'm gonna slaughter every last one of them!
54:23Oh!
54:30Almighty Sea God, please!
54:31You've got it all wrong!
54:33We only broke in, cause we caught Jennifer, that absolute slut, hooking up with another guy!
54:39We were protecting your honor!
54:41Exactly!
54:42If we hadn't showed up, she'd be all over some other dude!
54:45Honestly, you should be thanking us!
54:47You're all sick in the head!
54:49I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth!
54:52No!
54:54They just hit me!
54:59I'll do it!
55:02No!
55:03No!
55:11No!
55:18Oi!
55:19Yeah!
55:20No!
55:31Poseidon, you gullible idiot.
55:34I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered your own divine weapon to me.
55:38Did you skip Godhub 101?
55:40If a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart.
55:49Look, brother, I don't want to end you.
55:52Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk.
56:00Come on, Jennifer.
56:02Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug?
56:07Poseidon, please, get up!
56:09Jennifer, get over here.
56:10Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture.
56:15Don't listen to him, Jennifer.
56:19Get over here, Jennifer.
56:21Or I swear, I'm going to erase Poseidon from existence right now.
56:27Don't.
56:28Jennifer, listen to me.
56:30If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding, get over here right now.
56:36Please, just stop hurting Poseidon.
56:42I'll do it.
56:45I agree to whatever you want.
56:48Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:08You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
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