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My Love Touches the Divine
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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:21If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:41But, Father, I can't marry Paul.
01:44The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride anymore.
01:47I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here.
01:54You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy.
02:00Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:04Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too.
02:06We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treats me.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a 70-year-old geese
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:15and as his side piece, not his wife. It's not the same, Michelle.
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:23I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:06Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash. Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tramp.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but...
04:38To me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:44I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:08I'm not looking down on you.
05:27I'm not looking down on you.
05:27I'm not looking down on you.
05:27I'm not looking down on you.
05:28I'm not looking down on you.
05:29I'm looking down on you.
05:29I'm looking down on you.
05:29I'm looking down on you.
05:30I'm looking down on you.
05:41Oh, my God, what the hell just happened?
05:43Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:01Jennifer, my sweet.
06:03It's still our wedding night.
06:04Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely.
06:11Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me.
06:20I'm going to make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:54Lord Poseidon, sorry to crash the party, but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:58The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op stat.
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've got to go.
07:12Don't panic.
07:13I'll be back in your arms in nine days, tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:34Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:40Poseidon, you're finally awake.
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped bailing Zeus out?
07:47That's what knocked you out cold.
08:05Merciful seas.
08:07The Trident actually accepted you?
08:09Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal who's head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it!
08:24Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:32We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:41Listen to me, kiddo.
08:42Go fetch her right this second.
08:44I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother.
08:50Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon.
08:53There's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:58Which means...
09:00That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding?
09:06I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?
09:09No, this is beyond messed up.
09:10I need to get down there right now.
09:26Ugh, too basic.
09:27Go raid the Divine Vault for the Golden Apples.
09:30I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:34Actually, scratch that.
09:35I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years.
09:57How much longer is it going to take for him to show his face again?
10:01Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:08I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and Father just dumped on me.
10:11I'll get to it!
10:12You brainless cow!
10:14The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:16I let you and your two little bastards crash here.
10:18I feed you, and you can't even handle one basic chore?
10:20Hey, back the hell off.
10:22This is my house, too.
10:25Ah!
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me!
10:29Those brats of yours are just like you!
10:31Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:36You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses.
10:39Look around!
10:40We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:51Back off!
10:53Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street rat bastards!
11:01That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:03You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth!
11:06Strip them, douse them in ice water, and lock them in the stables!
11:10Sneak them a single crumb, and they'll be hell to pay!
11:14Chill, Mum.
11:16Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:19Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage!
11:24We can't keep my big-shot son-in-law waiting!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out.
11:47Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait, that era?
11:58The bloodline of the Sea God?
12:00How the hell did it end up here?
12:07Oh, almighty Lord of the Sea, we offer these tributes with the purest intentions.
12:13Bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots!
12:19Your only job right now is to pray to the Sea God to protect Ryan's fleet!
12:24Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the Sea God is a massive privilege.
12:29Keep dragging your feet, and I'll assume you're itching for the stables.
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue, it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:41No! Stop!
12:43We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the Sea God!
12:48Oh, great Sea God, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:53Oh, great Sea God, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:04Oh!
13:21What the actual hell just happened?
13:24Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:29Somebody seriously pissed off the Sea God!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:43If the Sea God is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:49God damn it!
13:50Who has the absolute stones to piss off the Sea God?
13:53If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
13:59Listen up, people!
14:00It has to be them.
14:01Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe.
14:05So it was you, three little rats!
14:07Growl for forgiveness right this minute, or I swear to God your lives are going to be a waking nightmare!
14:15Son of a bitch!
14:17How dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage!
14:19We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:25No!
14:26My kids' blood isn't filthy!
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong, so why the hell would the Sea God be pissed at us?
14:32This is absolute bullshit!
14:34Shut your mouth, peasant!
14:36Grab them!
14:36Burn them at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the Sea God's rage is absolute agony!
14:52No!
14:53Stop!
15:02Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:09Stand down!
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:23Damn it, we're too far!
15:25Poseidon can't manifest here!
15:26Just hang on a little longer!
15:28My lady, little ones, you gotta believe me, he's coming!
15:32Burning them ain't enough for the Sea God, he's sending us a sign.
15:38Father, word is the Sea God skins traitors alive, packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells, turning
15:45them into gravel to walk on for eternity.
15:47Father, my kids and I are innocent!
15:50Father, my kids and I are innocent!
15:50The real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children!
15:53Oh, so the Sea God's pissed at us?
15:55His biggest believers?
15:57Bullshit!
15:57I dump cash and prayers on his altar every year, while you, you filthy peasant, ain't cocked up shit!
16:02Zip it!
16:03Zip it, Jennifer!
16:03You're a completely lost Oz!
16:08Mom!
16:09Mom!
16:14Look, Jen, I didn't want to get my hands dirty, but you brought the Sea God's haul down on us.
16:19Skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this.
16:25Back off, you ugly witch!
16:27Don't you dare lay a finger on our mom!
16:36You little maggots!
16:38This is what happens when you piss off the Sea God!
16:42You're not dragging our whole family to hell with you!
16:52You dirty little bastards!
16:55Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you!
17:00No!
17:01Michelle, let go of my kids!
17:04It's my skin!
17:05I'll take the hint!
17:06Just don't touch them!
17:10Jennifer!
17:11This is your goddamn fault!
17:13If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat and pout these bastards,
17:17we wouldn't be in this mess!
17:19No, put this all on me!
17:21Chris and Sophia are good kids!
17:24They're your own flesh and blood!
17:26For God's sake, you can't do this!
17:28Get the hell off me!
17:30I don't have any filthy grandchildren!
17:31What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for?
17:34Skin them alive already!
17:41These mortals!
17:43No!
17:44These monsters!
17:45How dare they stoop this low!
17:50Screw it!
17:51I'm taking my true form to save the heirs!
18:00Thaumas, stop!
18:01You know the rules!
18:03If you manifest in the mortal realm, you break the law of fate!
18:06You'll be wiped from existence!
18:12No!
18:14Get your filthy hands off my kids!
18:24Do it like this!
18:26Put your backs into it!
18:27If you let these little rats slip because you grew a conscience,
18:30I'll sell your asses to the galleys!
18:38I can't stomach this anymore!
18:40Even if it vaporizes my soul, I am saving those heirs!
18:48Wait, Samus!
18:50I feel the power of the sea god!
19:10Back the hell off!
19:20Look!
19:21It's Lord Poseidon's!
19:23The boss is actually back!
19:27Jennifer, sweetheart, I'm here!
19:30I am so sorry I let you go through this hell!
19:33It's really you?
19:34Thank God he actually brought you back to me!
19:37Look!
19:38This is Chris and Sophia!
19:41Our kids!
19:42Please!
19:43Dad!
19:44We totally knew it was you!
19:46You actually came back!
19:48What in the hell just happened?
19:50Jesus!
19:51How'd I end up eating dirt?
19:53Father, forget that look over there!
19:56That filthy beggar is back!
19:58Talk!
20:00Right now!
20:01Who did this?
20:03Which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch Jennifer and my kids?
20:06You don't get to question us!
20:08Jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god!
20:12They brought this shit storm on us!
20:14As their father, you should be paying for their sins with your life!
20:18Almighty sea god, please forgive us!
20:20These four impure wretches aren't part of our family!
20:23Don't lump us in with their sins!
20:25I'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage!
20:35You absolute clowns!
20:37You keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god
20:41without realizing I am the sea god!
20:59Holy Poseidon! Holy crap, he really is the sea god!
21:03Oh great sea god, please forgive us!
21:05Mason and his screwed up family pulled the strings, we're innocent!
21:09Don't buy his bullshit! Open your eyes!
21:11It's just a cheap dark magic trick!
21:14If the real sea god was here, we'd all be dead meat!
21:17He actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god!
21:20If the real god finds out we worship the damn warlock, we're cooked!
21:24We gotta skin this freak and his family alive before anyone finds out!
21:28You arrogant, brain-death mortals!
21:31You tortured my wife and kids, so now, I'm Thing Terrive, I'm bringing down the ocean's wrath!
21:39I'll give you a front-row seat to exactly who you're messing with!
21:49No freaking way!
21:50Is this filthy beggar actually the sea god?
22:01Ha! Look at that! I totally called it! This filthy street rat is a complete fraud!
22:16What the hell is happening to my hand?
22:34What the hell is happening to my hand?
22:38You brain-dead idiots! The real sea god is pissed because this peasant is playing dress-up with his name!
22:45Help me pin this bastard down and finish him!
22:48Step on it! If we don't string them up right now, the sea god is gonna wipe us off the
22:52map!
22:53The ocean will swallow us whole!
22:55Freeze!
22:57Look! He's running on fumes! Now's our window to take this Warwick out!
23:02What the hell is going on?
23:05Enough!
23:06I'll let it slide you got played earlier.
23:08But from this second on, if you touch my wife and kids, I'll rain literal hellfire on you!
23:13You gullible morons!
23:16Everyone knows Jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago.
23:20Like the C-Dotted would moo light as a tramp.
23:23Like he'd knock up a slut like Jennifer and just poop into thin air!
23:27I bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic!
23:35Damn straight. A true god is untouchable.
23:40You hack this warlock to pieces.
23:43And I'll toss you ten gold coins right here.
23:47Right now.
24:01Un-freaking-believable. The guy's literally made of steel!
24:09Almighty sea god, please forgive your cluteless blind believers.
24:15You unrepentant mortals.
24:18You actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me?
24:22You vicious brain-dead clowns.
24:25Time to face the music!
24:31Holy crap! He really is the sea god!
24:34We are dead meat!
24:40What just happened? Why am I running on empty?
24:42No. The coma.
24:44I've burned through all my divine Moga fighting off that damn curse for nine years.
24:51This damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion!
24:54We need to get the high priest down here to wreck him!
24:57You absolute idiots!
24:59Do you seriously think this washed up bum is the sea god?
25:02He's just a wicked warlock!
25:04If he was actually Poseidon, he wouldn't be this pathetic!
25:09It's an ancient curse.
25:11I tank my powers fighting it off. That's why I'm weakened.
25:14You brain-dead sheep! Only morons swallow a lie that pathetic.
25:18Anyone who sides with this warlock has catch hell when the real god finds out.
25:30Shut the hell up!
25:32Who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof?
25:42A little birdie told me some crack-pop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god.
25:50Your Holiness, it's this wicked warlock!
25:52He's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our tributes!
25:55High Priest, you're the only hotline to the sea god!
25:58If he was really coming down, he'd have given you a heads up!
26:08I haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down.
26:12You're just some two-bit sorcerer using cheap magic to play god.
26:17The High Priest is his top servant!
26:20This guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act!
26:24Make him pay!
26:28Thank God for the High Priest!
26:31We almost bought the scam!
26:33The sea god would have been pissed!
26:36And we'd be dead meat!
26:40What a joke!
26:41I don't have some mortal messenger down here.
26:43He's full of shit!
26:45You arrogant little speck!
26:47Did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath?
26:50You son of a bitch!
26:51How dare you slander me!
26:53I'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself!
27:12You son of a bitch!
27:13You son of a bitch!
27:13You son of a bitch!
27:14You son of a bitch!
27:14You son of a bitch!
27:16You son of a bitch!
27:18You son of a bitch!
27:19You son of a bitch!
27:20You son of a bitch!
27:21You son of a bitch!
27:21You son of a bitch!
27:22You son of a bitch!
27:22You son of a bitch!
27:22You son of a bitch!
27:23You son of a bitch!
27:30bullshit impossible yeah that was the sea god's wrath warning me because you spinless cowards
27:37are dragging your feet letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple oh it was his
27:44wrath all right but who do you think called it down listen up defy the sea god and you'll get
27:52worse than lightning he'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell
28:10ignorant sheep
28:26no freaking way
28:35no freaking way even running on a fraction of my power you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger
28:42on my family guys listen there is zero chance he's the sea god since when does a god fall for
28:50a random munal it's a joke he's a cheap warlock hold the line did you idiots forget his orders
28:56want to get swallowed by a tidal wave we're dead meat if you back down but his voodoo is too
29:04strong
29:04we can't even dent this freakish water wall bullshit every trick has a loophole hurl every
29:11sharp object we've got something's bound to bust this cheap ass force mailed
29:21dad you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air
29:26are you actually the sea god
29:30you bet he is sweetie your dad would never lie to you
29:36all right if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo it's time to bring out the big gun
29:43watch and weep warlock
29:46i don't care how strong your mojo is it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor
29:56trident shield jennephade
30:10trident shield jennephade
30:11trident shield jennephade
30:23are you kidding me how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig who the hell are you
30:30i warned you you absolute fools open your damn eyes this is the trident the ultimate symbol of the
30:37ocean and i am its master poseidon the sea god
30:42the sea god he actually is the sea god sweet jesus what the hell have i done
30:50you've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years just to line your own pockets
30:56that is an unforgivable sin
31:05no almighty sea god mercy william brain messed us we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12lord side and please spare us jennifer these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:19it's your call how do you want me to finish them
31:22no jennifer my precious daughter don't do this you know me i would never truly hurt you
31:28okay i screwed up i admit it but i see the light now we share the same blood we're family
31:34please jennifer don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge think of the kids
31:40exactly jennifer my sweet sister we share the same blood i swear to god i'll never pull this shit
31:48again please cut us a break
31:55honey i'm not a monster like them they still share blood with our kids
32:00i won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in chris and sophia's heads
32:03let's just walk away i just want a peaceful life
32:29well look at you gorgeous
32:33you must be my boy poseidon's wife
32:35absolutely stunning
32:49mother oh my goodness and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:56mother these are the kids jennifer gave me pretty cute right grandma grandma
33:05are you kidding me nobody told me i hit the absolute jackpot
33:12i packed way too light but don't worry darlings grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home
33:23what the actual hell
33:26i've never seen this much gold
33:30one single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39come along my precious grandbabies
33:42let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:05take a look kiddos a little welcome gift from grandma
34:10what do you think we'd love anything you give us grandma but there's literally nothing here
34:43what do you think we're here
34:46my heart to see you love it thanks a million grandma jennifer my dear slap on this pearl
34:52necklace and you'll literally never age this bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease
34:57and this ring calls down lightning on demand just a little welcome to the family starter pack
35:02no way mother these are priceless i can't accept them
35:08oh my god i am so so sorry i swear it slipped jessica used to beat me black and blue
35:14just for
35:14breaking a cheap bowl now i've shattered something priceless from the sea god's mother
35:18she's gonna skin me alive hey deep breaths jennifer relax remember mother gave those to you
35:25they're yours now you can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy
35:33oh sweetheart no this is 100 on me i totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters
35:39on impact i can't believe i almost gave you a heart attack bad grandma jennifer honey stop walking on
35:46eggshells chuck this bling at the wall for fun break it all bring fresh batches until you realize you're
35:51one of us thank you mother hold on poseidon where's your gift this poor girl went through nine years of
35:58hell because you face planted into a coma treat her like royalty or i'll personally kick your ass to the
36:04mother chill i already hooked jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace i just didn't bring
36:10it because i was rushing to save her i'll grab it the second we kept breather babe
36:18hold the phone i brought a little something for my new sister-in-law too
36:27look i'm really sorry jennifer this whole disaster is basically my fault
36:31you and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me consider this a my bad care package
36:36a massive dose of raw divine power zeus you absolute meathead did you completely forget
36:41jennifer is still 100 percent human her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet
36:46uh crap my bad jennifer i totally dropped the ball on that one brain frat hand it over
36:55i'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for jennifer to make up for your screw-up
37:01jennifer our wedding down here was pretty bare spoon and my family missed it
37:04let's do a massive blowout invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings
37:09sorry honey can we skip the blowout chris sophia and i are literally nobodies
37:14we'd stick out like sarathy's partying with actual gods
37:17i'm just really freaked out are they gonna act like aunt michelle and beat us up for being trash
37:22we don't need them just you and dad is enough
37:29my poor sweet babies you've been through the wrencher
37:31listen to grandma okay that nightmare is over none of my kids are toxic snobs like that
37:37they'll treat you like absolute royalty
37:38damn right i guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms and if you're still spooked
37:43i swear on my life as long as i'm breathing nobody lays a finger on you
37:47okay bestaiden i trust you
37:59the wedding dress is the main event and these mortal rags are tragically basic
38:05even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our jennifer
38:13grandma i brought the wardrobe
38:23jennifer go nuts pick out absolutely anything you want
38:28up here we use magic power like cash and zeus's apology fund is basically a bottomless black card
38:36unreal
38:39it's so insanely soft
38:42i've been stuck in patched up potato sacks my whole life
38:45i'm actually allowed to wear this
38:51obviously but zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom made by yours truly
39:02hey jennifer look at me
39:03by the almighty ocean
39:06my beautiful wife how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous
39:09mom you look insanely pretty
39:11i had zero clue you were this stunning jennifer and your kids are adorable
39:15look i whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly
39:18just rock these around the palace
39:19this is just thank you so so much we absolutely love it
39:25don't mention it but hey grandma
39:28jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones we need to put some meat on them
39:32hestia's actually been cooking up a storm
39:34pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for jennifer and the kids
39:38she even called dibs on catering the wedding
39:40you guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this
39:42this is way too much
39:44jennifer you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters
39:48listen to me you need to seriously carb load
39:50damn right your health is the only thing i care about
39:53don't fight us just be a good girl and eat up
40:02hey there jennifer come on over
40:04dig in and let me know what hits the spot
40:15awesome
40:16i didn't even know food could taste this freaking good
40:23come on jennifer let your husband pamper you for a second
40:26say ah
40:44hope you like the setup babe
40:46mother went totally overboard
40:47if you hate any of it just say the word i'll tear it down and start from scratch no sweat
40:51oh don't even worry about it honey i'm obsessed with it
40:57jennifer
40:59mother's got chris and sophia for the night so we've got the place to ourselves
41:03what do you say we go for baby number three
41:06oh honey no
41:08three kids
41:09i'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them
41:11babe you're married to the sea god
41:14even if we're swamped
41:15my mom and siblings are right next door
41:17our kids will never be alone
41:20plus my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth
41:24i'd put her on speed dial
41:25you wouldn't feel a thing
41:27all right all right
41:29you're the boss
41:48god jennifer you're just as breathtaking as the day we married
42:02grandma where's mom
42:04she's the vip today
42:06why is she m.i.a
42:08hold on a minute kiddo
42:10let's go track down your dad and figure this out
42:15hey pasteiden
42:16why the hold up with jennifer
42:18did we hit a snag
42:20well
42:21jennifer and i didn't get any sleep until the sun came up
42:24she's dead to the world so i figured i'd let her rest
42:26i just slipped out
42:28freaking believable
42:29the wedding is literally about to start
42:31could you really not keep it in your pants for one night
42:33all right mother chill
42:34i'm gonna get her right now
42:44holy crap poseidon actually let me sleep in
42:47it's our damn wedding day
42:48i'm gonna be so late
42:49i gotta sprint
42:57mother playing favorites as always
43:01giving a punk like poseidon a palace this sick
43:15i'm real
43:18what's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this
43:23hey gorgeous
43:24hades god of the underworld
43:26ditch this snooze fest and come be my queen
43:29yeah hard pass
43:30not interested
43:37cute
43:38but that's not really your call to make sweetheart
43:47back off
43:59hades what the hell do you think you're doing
44:05well color me shocked
44:08who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you
44:17hades if we didn't share a mother i'd gut you where you stand
44:25what the hell is going on here
44:27what the hell is going on here
44:30how did i race such a scumbag
44:33apologize to jennifer
45:03right
45:04I swear on my life to be completely faithful to Poseidon until my last breath.
45:21Mom and Dad are going to live happily ever after with us.
45:40Grandma, Mom only wakes up on time when we're around.
45:43We want to have a sleepover with Mom.
45:49All right, my sweet little angels, let it go.
45:51Your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight.
46:02Honey, thank you for giving me such a warm, happy home.
46:05This place is everything I've ever dreamed of.
46:11If you know love it here, we'll just put down roots.
46:16Honestly, the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway.
46:20I'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow.
46:34I won't break my promise this time, I swear.
46:37Three days, Tops.
46:40And this little toy boat, if you run into trouble, just crush it and I'll be there in a heartbeat.
46:54And this barrier, unless you say so, it'll bounce every single person trying to get in.
47:03Stay safe out there, honey.
47:07Dad, hurry back so we can play!
47:24This is it!
47:26Look at this place!
47:28Hades better not be playing us.
47:30He swore if we pull this off, he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead!
47:36Hell no, he wouldn't!
47:38He's the god of the underworld!
47:41The sea god basically nuked our family!
47:43Lord Hades is our only lifeline!
47:53Over here!
47:54Bet you can't catch us!
47:57Chris, Sophia, slow down!
47:58You're gonna eat dirt!
47:59We don't care if we get hurt!
48:02When dad gets back, he can patch us up in seconds!
48:08Yu-ho!
48:09Jennifer!
48:10Come look who's here!
48:12Why the hell is the door locked?
48:15We're your flesh and blood!
48:17Don't tell me you got amnesia already!
48:20Nice try, but that ain't happening!
48:25Son of a bitch!
48:28Hades called it.
48:29The sea god rigged this place with a force field.
48:32Our only play is to guilt-track Jennifer into opening the damn door.
48:36Jennifer, I know you're listening!
48:38Are you brain dead?
48:41We put a roof over your head when you had nothing!
48:45Now we're homeless!
48:47You owe us!
48:55Cut the crap!
48:56You made my life a living hell back then!
48:58Don't act like you did me a favor!
49:01Jennifer, I'm your own flesh and blood!
49:04Are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day?
49:08Your husband is the freaking sea god!
49:11A few table grabs could save our family!
49:14Yeah, Jennifer!
49:16Just bail us out this once!
49:18Consider it rent for housing you!
49:21We swear we'll never bother you again!
49:25Get a grip, Jennifer.
49:27Stop giving them handouts.
49:30But if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good, maybe it's worth it.
49:39You better keep your word.
49:41Take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again.
49:49Are you really that dense, Jennifer?
49:52I've literally never played it straight with you.
50:05Jennifer, those goddamn merchants are psychos!
50:09They robbed us blind, took your gold, and now they want us dead!
50:13Please, open the damn door!
50:15Jennifer, they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife.
50:19This is 100% on you!
50:21You can't leave us out here to get butchered!
50:27I'm dead serious, Jennifer.
50:29The merchant and his goons are right on our ass!
50:32If you don't let us in, you're signing our death warrants!
50:35Jennifer, you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered?
50:37Make your mother a widow?
50:38If word gets out she raised a heartless monster, society will destroy her!
51:04How'd you score a pad like this anyway?
51:07Get off your ass and hand this house over to us!
51:09We gave you a place to crash, now you owe us a house!
51:13Do I seriously have to cry for Poseidon to bail me out again?
51:17No, I can't keep dragging him into my messes.
51:28Unreal! Look at this mother-lod!
51:30Father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash!
51:34Trash like Jennifer doesn't deserve this!
51:37We do!
51:42Check out this palace.
51:44The bling is nice, but the real estate is the real jackpot.
51:46We gotta get our names on that deed.
51:48You brain-dead idiots!
51:50Did you forget Hades' orders?
51:51Move your asses!
51:53Chuck that bitch Jennifer out onto the street!
51:57Right!
51:58Lord Hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off!
52:01What the heck do you think you're doing?
52:03When Dad finds out, he's gonna wipe the floor with you!
52:06Yeah!
52:07You stupid jerks!
52:09If you touch Mom, Dad is gonna destroy you!
52:13Give me a break!
52:15How's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother?
52:19He'll either boot her or drown her ass!
52:25No!
52:25Father, why are you doing this to me?
52:28Ah!
52:45Not bad at all.
52:46Like we agree.
52:47I'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome.
52:51You're the best Lord Hades!
52:54Thank you!
52:56Get your hands off her!
53:05Get your hands off her!
53:21I gave you your chance, Hades.
53:28Jennifer, you were in real danger.
53:31Why didn't you call me?
53:34Honey, I'm so sorry.
53:36I just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate.
53:38I'm just a useless mortal.
53:40I can't keep dragging you down.
53:43Look at me, babe.
53:44We're married.
53:46Nothing in this universe matters more than you.
53:49I already missed nine years.
53:55Come hell or high water, you're never facing anything alone again.
54:02I get it, honey.
54:03I promise.
54:10I promise.
54:12And as for these psychos,
54:15they've crossed the line too many times.
54:18Even if you want to give them a pass,
54:20I'm gonna slaughter every last one of them.
54:29Almighty Sea God, please.
54:31You've got it all wrong.
54:32We only broke in because we caught Jennifer, that absolute slut,
54:36hooking up with another guy.
54:39We were protecting your honor.
54:41Exactly.
54:42If we hadn't showed up,
54:43she'd be all over some other dude.
54:45Honestly, you should be thanking us.
54:47You're all sick in the head.
54:49I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth.
55:03I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:04the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:05of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:09face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:11the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:11of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:11face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:12the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:13of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:13face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:16the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:31Poseidon you gullible idiot. I pushed your buttons and you practically hand delivered
55:36your own divine weapon to me. Did you skip Godhub 101? If a bonded weapon gets corrupted
55:41by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart. Look brother, I don't want to
55:51end you. Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk. Come on Jennifer, doesn't
56:02it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug? Poseidon please, get up! Jennifer, get
56:09over here. Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture. Don't listen to him,
56:17Jennifer. Get over here Jennifer or I swear I'm gonna erase Poseidon from existence right
56:24now! Don't! Jennifer, listen to me! If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding,
56:33get over here right now! Please, just stop hurting Poseidon. I'll do it. I agree to whatever
56:45you want. Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:08You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks
57:14like.
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